btw the video ends a little bit earlier idk why that happened ): (btw alot of you say that I forgot chat but I didn't really here chat. I didn't even know it was chat but thanks for correcting me!👍)
Old people disconnected from reality desperate to come off as relatable, if they hired one competent young person to write these the ads wouldnt be so terrible
The adult in this is such a good actor, she was almost able to sucessfully hide her cringing at this, but if you listen closely you can still hear her soul dying inside
They knew what they were doing. One option is to make an ad people will talk about because they like, the other option is to make an ad people will talk about because it's so annoying and obnoxious. Good or bad attention doesn't matter all they need is the attention.
@@userdetails1I would think everybody that already goes just keeps coming to the store. An ad like this would draw attention but I don’t think anybody would want to come to Walmart after hearing this
if someone kidnaps me they wouldn’t have to tie me up and hold me a gun point for government secrets, just make me watch this at full volume, i’ll spill all the secrets
To be optimistic, she kinda just looks like every other caucasian girl her age, her face isn’t very recognizable (especially since she’s like eight so it’ll change, plus those bows draw the attention away from it) so it would be hard to figure that out and bully her for it. Unless kids watch through the credits entirely these days
I'm not even American we don't even have Walmart here and I'm not even Gen Alpha I'm arguably not even Gen Z (1996) and I'm dying of cringe I feel so sorry for any American Gen Alphas who have had to sit through this cringe this is the most hello fellow kids I've seen in a long time and I hate it.
The first time I watched the ad I thought to myself “It’s not that bad ppl are overreacting” but now the more it gets replayed the more I realize how right everyone is 😭😭😭😭😭
I'm an old Gen Z or young millennial (1996) and I cringed out of my spine watching this I'm not even affected by most of this brainrot because none of it was used back in my day anyway.
@@pinkdiamond1847 I was born in 2002. Glad we didn't have to deal with this shit back in the day. And I don't even know what half of these slang words mean. It makes me feel old 💀
This has played so many times that these lines are engraved in my brain "Tatelin, that fit slays" "*Kat, can I tell you a secrete? We don't say slay, we say *finger click* you ate" "MaXimAm aURa pOInTs"
The girl in this commercial either gets bullied really hard now or is going to be in like a few years for being in it either way I feel really bad for her
meanwhile my music teacher and the elementary school counselor gave my music class a speech on what "sigma" is as a *punishment* for somebody throwing a waterbottle at some guy's head in 6th grade:
I saw this ad at the theater when I went to watch a movie, Worst part, I was with My Parents and Older People from my church, When they used slang, everyone would look at me and I’d Laugh and Cringe Cause I hate it so much😂
btw the video ends a little bit earlier idk why that happened ): (btw alot of you say that I forgot chat but I didn't really here chat. I didn't even know it was chat but thanks for correcting me!👍)
*Thank you so much for ending this early!*
@@FreshCowJuice np lmao!
@@progressman95THANK GOD THAT ENDED EARLIER I COULDNT WATCH ANOTHER MINUTE
The editing software spared us
@@pinkdiamond1847 common sony vegas W
if i see that damn bus door open one more time im gonna kms
that’s so real
The bus door is gonna be in your nightmares
@@sikeze FUCK AGAJAUWOWO
💀💀😭😭
REAL
If my bus driver said maximum aura points to me i would actually kms
I'm switching to a different school just cause of that
Fr
I went to a school and the acronym for the school was KMS
@@AcnhPickles Kissimmee middle school?
@@docileyoke no
Imagine the girl looking back at this ad in 10 years 💀💀🙏🏽
Imagine the bus driver actor, she must be so embarrassed lol
@@randomthingswithbrennanshe did it for money so she won't give 2 fuks
@@SoredliI hope she got paid money cuz I would cry the whole shoot
Fr
I think she would just be like "Oh yeah that was a silly little ad I did" and not care much for it
Why can’t companies realize how painful these are to watch 😭 also not a single human person has ever said “maximum aura points”
Old people disconnected from reality desperate to come off as relatable, if they hired one competent young person to write these the ads wouldnt be so terrible
@@21hthat and probably asked someone's 8yo child cool words
I have because I was dared to yell it in class
@@bibleeyelash4 yo
this comment gives you maximum aura points
This has to be a form of torture 😭
My brain is permanently broken now
Ye
0:36 u realise it looks like past jojo siwa
Psychological torture 💀
@@debby2422mine to…
That grown ass women did not just say Maximum Aura Points💀💀💀
Yeah maybe our ears were just tweaking out💀💀💀
No actually
"You ate." 😭🤮
@@Somoutogomea And died
It's all of your guys fault. What do you expect?
I feel like I’m stuck in the worst time loop ever
real
Same 😭
groundmog day
@@Icy-Freezer160GroundSigma Day 😂
SAME.
those bows make her look like a sonic character wtf
She just reminds me of jojo siwa
She looks like a citizen of Whoville
That bus driver is a liar, that outfit does NOT slay.
Not to me
It slays in the sense that it killed me to have to look at this much 💀
This is the kinda commercial that you get second hand embarrassment from when it plays in front of your parents
IKR
fr
I did. I saw it in the theatres and I couldn’t escape. I was squirming from embarrassment
Every single time I am watching tv with my mom and this ad comes on it feels worse than when there is a se- scene
fr
Most unrealistic part is a bus driver this young.
On God Bruh. 💀
and attractive
and this much happy and energetic AND social
and the fact that she's the ONLY adult in the ad 💀💀
@siimplysag.13 omg how did I not notice 💀
The adult in this is such a good actor, she was almost able to sucessfully hide her cringing at this, but if you listen closely you can still hear her soul dying inside
It's that "'You ate'...cool..." where you can really hear her soul being ground into powder.
AHAHHA
@@Shadowmaster004 FR
Especially when she said “MAXIMUS AURA POINTS”
If this happened irl the real conversation would be like “Kat no one says that bullshit in public so just shut up and drive us to school you weirdo”
No kid is being that disrespectful to their bus driver they would just giggle and poke fun at her
It would be more like *laughs* and play along with her just to make fun of her
Not one person on that marketing team stopped to think about this ad.
They knew what they were doing. One option is to make an ad people will talk about because they like, the other option is to make an ad people will talk about because it's so annoying and obnoxious. Good or bad attention doesn't matter all they need is the attention.
@@userdetails1*has flashbacks to that one Wendy's ad*
FRR 😭😭😭
@@userdetails1I would think everybody that already goes just keeps coming to the store. An ad like this would draw attention but I don’t think anybody would want to come to Walmart after hearing this
if someone kidnaps me they wouldn’t have to tie me up and hold me a gun point for government secrets, just make me watch this at full volume, i’ll spill all the secrets
Same here
Thanks for the information hehehhehe....
@@ToxcityIsTrash i am scared
I'm immune to pretty much all cringe anyways
Im deaf so that couldn't do shit to me
let's pray that kid's paycheck is enough to fund a full homeschool career bc she's gonna have it ROUGH in public school after this 😭😭
So true
Yep 💀
To be optimistic, she kinda just looks like every other caucasian girl her age, her face isn’t very recognizable (especially since she’s like eight so it’ll change, plus those bows draw the attention away from it) so it would be hard to figure that out and bully her for it. Unless kids watch through the credits entirely these days
@@youre764Commercials don’t usually have credits either.
Fr 💀
“What’s Ohio?”
Miss grown ass woman, it’s a state and that’s it. 💀
That’s the funniest one. That line on its own isn’t even brain rot, it just makes her sound stupid.
@@ryatt9365 exactly
Ohio memes are old I just want the old state back then a meme
@@Elliot_yeep fr
Walmart, if your going bankrupt, just say so
I hope they go bankrupt for running this ad
@@Yzzami same rizzler
@@Shadow-c5h 😀🔪
They actually are there stocks cooked
@@Shadow-c5hNo cap fellow Sigma
The "MAXIMUM AURA-" 💀
This reminds me of a dress to impress server chat
ONGGG
If you play that game you are irrelevant to society, disgusting and disgraceful game.
Same
Inaccurate the “That fit slays” is more accurate
lololololol
Evertime I thought it had gotten as bad as it could, it just kept going. God have mercy on us all.
Replying to comments on random videos until they reply to me attempt 5
@@Controvarrdesim not the commenter, but hi
1000th like 💀
@@Controvarrdesattempt 5
this could vaporise a 19th century victorian child
Lol
I’m trying to be in denial that this is unironic and an actual Walmart ad 😭
2 minutes ago :P
“isnt unironic” = ironic
@@probablynotblufur oops lemme fix that lol
I'm not even American we don't even have Walmart here and I'm not even Gen Alpha I'm arguably not even Gen Z (1996) and I'm dying of cringe I feel so sorry for any American Gen Alphas who have had to sit through this cringe this is the most hello fellow kids I've seen in a long time and I hate it.
@@pinkdiamond1847yeah the gen alpha here are kind of screwed 😭
This is going on my suicide note
right under a link to skibidi toilet fan fics
U ok
That’s so sigma
@@Skullheadpunkmusicyou’re just like me. The therapist friend.
Same
I feel like Sisyphus watching the Boulder roll down the mountain every time it restarts
One must imagine @TheNebulaa rizzy
BE GONE! DESTROY! YES, THAT’S IT!
HAHHAHAHHA
@@Basaltheavyrocks KEEP EM COMIN
THATS EXACTLY MY FEELINGS FROM THAT VIDEO
This needs to be classified as cruel and unusual punishment bro, i cannot 😭
god never sentence me to this form of torture ever again
God*
@@kiaraamarinn Bro
@@fennikk2433its our relegion so if you say God atleast say it right
says the one who clicked on this vid and stayed til the end 😭
Cyn?
"Tayla, that fit does not slay anymore. You wear the same outfit everyday. Please pick something new."
@@Superduperboy29 LOL
Good ending
@@DerekH-e5b lol
“Tayla, that fit does not sla-“
*video resets*
;-;, not that being my name-
that kid finna look back on this ad and be embarrassed💀💀
Yepppp
She’s a kid though. We were all cringy like that as kids 💀
@@Em45567 it could be a stretch but maybe it's moreso the kid cringing at the fact that they're a part of a cringe ad
Its made by ai tho (atleast i heard that somewhere)
@@Da_ket-z2y It's not
girl- the MOST UNREALISTIC PART, is a bus driver being 30 years old
The first time I watched the ad I thought to myself “It’s not that bad ppl are overreacting” but now the more it gets replayed the more I realize how right everyone is 😭😭😭😭😭
can we talk about the bows in the girls hair though 😭🤚 like bros tryna be the next jojo seaweed
BAHAHA JOJO SEAWEED I CANT 😂😂😂😂
Mojo seaweed😭💀🙏
Jojo seenohairline
Jojo weed
@@amandataylorversion1989 💀
Did you know it’s a war crime to torture war captives by repeating a video, it can lead to forms of insanity😂
Funniest thing is, we aren't being tortured. I watched this of my own accord :,)
Edit: grammar.
@@drsharpie I blame my lack of judgement so it's not my fault.
What am I saying this video really does make you crazy
The military might use this for future torture methods.
They definitely did NOT listen to their parents when they told them “school is not a fashion show” 😭😭🙏🏼
This was the most longest and painful 4 minutes of my life
It’s worse when the actual ad is 7 minutes long
@@voigPayneWHAT
@@kickoverthetraces never mind I was wrong lol, it’s 5 minutes. It felt like forever though 💀
A horse walks into a bar
True, it felt way longer
Heck I’m a young gen z and I am in denial that Walmart is trying to be “hip with the kids”now 😭
I'm an old Gen Z or young millennial (1996) and I cringed out of my spine watching this I'm not even affected by most of this brainrot because none of it was used back in my day anyway.
@@pinkdiamond1847 I was born in 2002. Glad we didn't have to deal with this shit back in the day. And I don't even know what half of these slang words mean. It makes me feel old 💀
@@emilybs02Ikr, Like what the heck does "You Ate” mean?
@@BraydenBunch58People just like to make up bullshit words and use it, so I’m guessing “you ate” means “that was so fucking awesome”
@@GamingNoobpro-dp3iq it's aave, not just trendy slang
3:15 i fell like im going insane, like im stuck in a time loop of torture.
Same
2:55 I don’t think I can watch this any longer I might go insane
agreed
BRO SAID OHIO 😔
4:04 bro gave up💀💀💀💀
I'm about to give up too...
@@neilwithab5885NO PLEASE DONT! U GOT THIS😭💕
@@neilwithab5885 yeah I skipped to the end
I would’ve too
Imma give up on life if I hear that bus door open again
maximum aura points said by a fully grown adult is something i didn't need to hear...
jingvvc 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😢😢u😮🎉😮🎉 😢n😢i🎉i🎉n😢n😢😢i😢k😢😢😢
Yea…
I HAVE 10000000000000000000000000000GOOGLEPLEX AURA
Frr
She said chat and don’t restart
I got 2 ads before this and I thought I got an unskippable ad
I did not get an ad cause I have UA-cam Premium.
@YUBuliMithats not the only benefit from using premium
@@Mr_Sealsok well commenting just to brag about their UA-cam Premium isn’t great either
@@OGCalicant I know
@YUBuliMiunfortunately, UA-cam is trying to block every single known ad blocker possible
I thought we were doing good for a sec 😭 2:19
i swear i thought it was over fr fr😭🙏💀
I really thought she quit 💀
“Everyone is killing themselves” 💀 🙏 at 3:24
Not trynna be that nerd ☝️🤓 BUT DAYUM THIS IS THE MOST THAT IVE EVER GOTTEN
yes, we are now
We love killing ourselves with this one 🗣️🔥🔥💯💯💯
She said ‘feeling’ themselves..
Nuh uh
@@Timpzchosen mhm.. well, turn on captions and maybe slow it down. Then maybe you’ll understand it.
Imagine if you got stuck in a time loop while watching this video and it’s just a endless time loop of a time loop of suffering
The try not to kill yourself challenge has been getting REALLY difficult lately.
wow that's dark
@@mar420.74 IKR-
DONT DO IT I REGRETED IT
so true
@@mar420.74 It’s true though
i'm so glad walshart doesnt exist in my country so i don't accidentally walk in and support this
Walshart 😂😂😂
Ain't nobody going to Wal-Mart after this😭
I am
I’m still forced to go there with my family 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Never went to one to begin with and won't ever after seeing this shit
I love Walmart but what the frick dude
wailmer
I refuse to believe this is a Wal-Mart ad
Next thing you know they’re gonna start saying Ohio rizz Skibidi and crap which I’m super upset about
Well, it is.
And it’s obviously ragebait so people can shop more at walmart and give them attention.
It can’t be….IT CANT BEEEE!!!
Clearly your old Wal-mart been a millennia since it was spelled like that
@@theshadowking3198 I was thinking the same thing when I first saw this comment.
This has played so many times that these lines are engraved in my brain
"Tatelin, that fit slays"
"*Kat, can I tell you a secrete? We don't say slay, we say *finger click* you ate"
"MaXimAm aURa pOInTs"
Fr
But it's DIFFERENT. From how it was in the 1900s.
I was going to add to this but I can’t bring myself to type it 😭😭😭
I THOUGHT THE KID WAS SAYING CHAT
@@SunnyCress SAME
It’s only four minutes long, but it feels like it’s been eight hours and I’m only at 1:23
The girl in this commercial either gets bullied really hard now or is going to be in like a few years for being in it either way I feel really bad for her
She's going to be the next Frosties kid 😢.
I hope she doesn't shove 2 pencils up her nose and slam her head on the desk 😢.
Fr
She signed up for this.
@@oliversmith6597 she was probably forced to by her parents or didn’t know what she was getting herself into because she’s a child
Then people are gonna feel nostalgic for this in 10 years. Or 9 months, it depends
0:11 I quit
Same
Same
Longest Gen Z viewer attention span
I don’t blame you 😭
I didn't.
I feel like I’m being bullied, abused, being trapped in an insane asylum, all at the same time.
Ham aslume
i ain’t shopping at walmart no more
Little girl "yoo ay"
Bus driver somehow understood it was you ate??
Tbh I understood her fine 🤷🏽♀️
"U.A, cool"
45 secs ago reply???
The first like 10 times I heard you iggy and I was like nobody fucking talks like that
"We don't say 'slay'. We say you a' "
"👉 🍽️"
I really just sat through this whole thing just for the ad to not finish.
and i didnt skip once.
this has to be some form of torture
The bows on the girl’s head are killing me 😭
nah wdym she totally ate or whatever
Bro is not jojo siwa 💀
someone called her jojo seaweed LMAO
@@syedayasminmojo jojo seaweedwater
@@syedayasmin and someone else replied with "jojo seenohairline" 😭😭😭😭
I went so insane watching this that I started giggling
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
FRRRRRRRRRR
I’m around the 2:30 mark and I’m starting to go insane
omg same lol
Same
Same loll
Im literally right there and i dont think i can make it soldiers!!
Same I might quit
Edit: I didn’t quit I need therapy
How disconnected from reality did the writers have to be to think actual people said this stuff unironically in person
they watched tiktok for 1 hour and it was enough for this video
The headache im having by now 3:10 (probably memorised the whole script at this point 😭)
SAME LOL
FOR REAL
Taylin that fit slays
I fucking hate these back to school ads
im gonna fucking kill myself if i hear "taylin, that fit slays" one more damn time
Remember the PSA add💀
I do 💀@@CarinaEdelman
@@CarinaEdelman Holy shi
What I hate even more is when an adult asks me about school. Because that’s totally what I wanna think about
m a k e i t s t o p
Most true sentence ever said 😭✋
2:47
No way this is only 4 minutes 😭 it felt like an eternity
Longest ad I've willingly sat through 💀
meanwhile my music teacher and the elementary school counselor gave my music class a speech on what "sigma" is as a *punishment* for somebody throwing a waterbottle at some guy's head in 6th grade:
Oh boy lol
They weaponized the brainrot?
That only happens once every generation
Assuming this is true this implies ur like 10
@@LWsquidwardthey probably a teen now actually
@@TheWorldSpinsSlowly How?
Who tf has that much confidence with that haircut???
It's cute :3
@@Ruthl3ss_c0rpzeits trash
@justthespace3722 There is really nothing else either then those bows. 😭
Btw, Walmart needs to catch up on the drama. It reminds me of Jojo siwa
@@Ruthl3ss_c0rpze i agree!
JoJo Siwa inspired her 😭💀
the lady looks so done 😭
She needed the money bro 😂
The kids look so done
@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo exactly
The main character thinking she ate, has rizz, wasn't ohio, slays, and has a father:
ZEROCRESCENT?!
3:39 the brainrot is making my brain rot
3:56 popping the preppy vibes is going to be replaying in my dreams
It’s already in mine.
it cut off the first time at 'popping the preppy' and my brain immediately was like THEY CANNOT SAY PUSSY IN THIS RIGHT
@@TransistorBased 💀
@@TransistorBasedI WAS FULLY EXPECTING ‘POPPING THE PUSSY’
Bro whoever created this ad needs to reflect on their terrible choices
“You weren’t cringe at all” yeah sure buddy
this hurts my brain beyond words
This video "slayed" ... my brain
@@steveohellnoSTOP
BYE 💀😭
@@steveohellno WHYYYYY
@@steveohellno we don’t say “slay”…this video ✨Ate✨ your brain
What has brought us to this point? WHY MUST WE SUFFER SO?
HELP- "poppin' the preppy" 1:30-
HELP IM DYING. “wait is preppy-“
@@01marzzDOOR OPENS*
💀
This video took 4 years off my life. Thank you.
You made them suffer in a time loop
OHIO?! 🫢 DID I JUST HEAR OHIO?! 😭😭 2:54
Yes.
Unfortunately.
Fr😭😭😭💀
No cap you aren’t cringe or Ohio 😍😍😍💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻🌹🌹🌹😫😫😫
what’s Ohio!?😉😒🤭😒😜😊🤭🥸😚😊🤭🤪😄🤭🤪😉😃🤭🤭😜
I think i just invented a new form of disgust and embarrassment
"What's Ohio?" It's a goddamn state.
4 minutes of brain damage
@@cartographic. and 4 seconds more 😫😫😫
4 minutes that feels like 4 headaches in 6 different spots both ways
I lost 10 braincells 💀
The fact that my brain actually got damaged 😭 I’m actually telling the truth bro on god my head hurts…
@@michaeldragolovich Fr!
i love how walmart is supporting 7 year olds acting like they're 17
Young kids have always wanted to act like teens lol
@@AncientED5 real
Groundhog day but brainrot
bro, after watching the full video without skipping, you have no idea how many times I saw a bus door open
this is a form of torture
Watching this all the way through no other media 1x speed without reading comments to restore my attention span, wish me luck ,🙏
I'm reading the comments so I don't have to pay attention to it 😭😭
I made it to 1:08, I don’t think I’m still sane
I made it to 1:09
1:19
I made it to 1:07
as soon as they mentioned ohio i started tearing
Same 💀
that's how sisyphus felt
Just when I think they were done, they say something so brainrotten and the video restarts just to go through more pain over again
3:51 i give up thats too many MAXAMUM AURA POINTS
I saw this ad at the theater when I went to watch a movie, Worst part, I was with My Parents and Older People from my church, When they used slang, everyone would look at me and I’d Laugh and Cringe Cause I hate it so much😂
Being forced to watch this on loop would be a torture method
4 mins and 4 seconds of hell
I just think it's interesting how she's only telling her her outfit is cool when she's getting OFF the bus, like she didn't see any of them before
And yet, I just voluntarily watched a Walmart ad. Multiple times. Well played.
Omg the Bows are killing me 😭😭
Bro why is it so cringe when she says “YoU aTe” 0:39
2:41 I’ve made it this far, but I’m starting to lose my sanity
that's around when I started checking the timestamp to see how much was left
The disgust on her face when she said “ you ate”
3:04 I’m going crazy
0:56 you can see her reconsider her life choises for a second