The video was so upsetting to me that I now own a GAU-8/A... I don't know where it came from but it's in my living room now with a 4 foot belt of cartridges. I think God might be giving me a sign.
Harry Poggers:The Rizzlers stone Harry Poggers:The Chamber of gooning Harry Poggers:The Rizzoner of Azkaban Harry Poggers:The goonlet of fire Harry Poggers:The Mewing of the Phoenix Harry Poggers:The half blood sigma Harry Poggers:The Skibidi Hallows EDIT:HOLY I DID NOT THINK I WOULD GET 2K LIKES THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS
-Massive trust fund. -Star player of ball sport. -Hates history of magic class. -Loves casting spells with his wand. -Becomes a cop. -Marries his highschool sweetheart. It should be Harry Mogger.
"You have an L hairline and a goofy ahh gyatt with no recoil" As a profesional Gen Alpha skibidi toilet analyser, I can confirm this trailer is Peak Cinema.
HERE IS THE COMPLETE TRANSLATION , NOW PLEASE PIN THIS COMMENT Hagrid: You're really good at attracting people, Harry. You were destined to be a great wizard. Harry: I want to be the best wizard at Hogwarts, but all I can think about is her. Snape: Hermione is really attractive, Harry. A true wizard would flirt with someone amazing like Livvy Dunne. If you don't get better at flirting this semester, you're in trouble. Harry: He talks too much. I'm getting annoyed. Ron: Don't listen to him, Harry. He's just angry because he couldn't sleep with your mom. Hermione: Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing your magic. Harry: I'm the best. Snape: What's it going to be? Are you going to be a great wizard or a loser? Hermione: If the Ministry of Magic tries to charge us for being together, we'll fight them. Harry: I'm an amazing wizard. You're just bad at flirting. Snape: What does that mean? Ron: Lord Voldemort has returned to defeat you. Harry: I'm not afraid of him. He looks like a bad milkshake. Snape: You need to focus on being a great wizard, not just looking cool. Harry: You have a bad haircut and you're not attractive. Ron: Your magic isn't working. Harry: Maybe I'm not as good at flirting as everyone thinks. Hermione: You're still amazing to me, even if you're not the best at flirting. Harry: I can't do this alone. If we want to defeat Lord Voldemort, we have to work together. The boy who RIZZED has arrived.
i feel like i drank office coffee but someone spiked my drink and then i went home and watched harry potter and now my brain has turned into edible vannila jell-o
“If you don’t achieve a Level 10 gyatt,looksmax,or at least mew,the pops will mog us” “I-I don’t understand,what is lil bro finna yapping about 😭🙏💀“ “Your a rizzard,Harry” “No,I-I can’t be!” “Harry Poggers,you are not the beta you thought you were!Your are the Alpha,sigma Ohio skibidi rizz mewer,it is your destiny!” “Chat,is this real?” Was the HARDEST line ngl
@@luna_koly I managed to get it to translate it better, but I tbh this other worse one is more funny: Sure, here's a translation of the transcript into more standard English: [00:01] You're special, Harry. You were chosen for a purpose. I need to be the most impressive person at Mogwarts, but all I can think about is Hermione. She's amazing, Harry. A truly impressive person would attract someone with incredible charm like Livvy Dunne. If you don't reach the highest level in charm studies this semester, you're in trouble. He talks too much. I can't focus on this. Don't listen to him, Harry; he's just upset because he couldn't win over your mom. Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing with your wand. [00:31] Cheers for that! What's your choice, hero? Be cool or impressive? If the authorities want to tax us for being together, just ignore them. I'm a confident and impressive person from Ohio. You just lack charisma. What's the deal? Lord Skibimort has returned to challenge you. I'm not scared of him; he looks like a failed trend. You need to spend less time on distractions and more time improving yourself. You have a bad hairstyle and an unimpressive appearance. [01:02] Your silly magic isn't affecting our enemies. Maybe I'm not as impressive as everyone thinks I am. Harry, you're still amazing to me even if you're a bit obsessed. I can't keep doing this alone if I want to defeat Lord Skibimort. We're going to have to work together. The boy who impressed everyone has arrived.
Harry Pogger: The Sigma's Stone Harry Pogger: The Chamber of skibidi Harry Pogger: The Rizzler of Azkaban Harry Pogger: The Goblet of Gyatt Harry Pogger: The Hairline of the Phoenix Harry Pogger: The Half-edge prince Harry Pogger: The Ohio hallows
Brainrot Episode 2:
ua-cam.com/video/JyjVDfJq00k/v-deo.html
Nice
just put the fries in the bag lil bro 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
Watching this made my head hurt.. In a good way.
It's Harry in Snape's hair. 😁
"You're a Rizzard Harry," one of the memorable lines of all time.
NICE CATCH
I want to like this comment so much but its at 420 likes rn
Bro is in mogwarts
uh good news, you can like it now@@wheatbread8735
It’s you’re a rizzler not a rizzard
Voldemort doing the griddy
hes too skibidi
aw heck naw💀 why is this guy here
OOOOHHHHH MY GOD
9 likes
@@Sreekar617his cooking that's what 🗿
"You have an L hairline!" Harry said to Voldemort, a bald man, calmly.
LOL
lord skibimort*
@@Be0mqyu .
not the calmly lmaoo
" And a goofy ahh gyatt with no recoil"
I was learning English for five years but watching this felt like I haven't even started
I’m a native speaker and even I’m lost at this
It's just slang lol
That's why it's called brainrot. They didn't even say much, they just repeat the same phrases or words (but slightly differently) over and over again.
I'm not even sure whether it qualifies as English, to be honest... 😅
That how all of us feel
Brain cells have left the chat 😂
Ermm what the sigma
God this makes me feel old, and im 2006 gen Z
@@heittomerkkiGoogle is asking if I want to translate this to English lmao
I mean with a brain rot hashtag in the description for a guy known to make cringe satire, did you expect much else?
@@heittomerkki '97 here and you're practically a child to me.
i could feel my brain entering the final stages of decomposition while watching this
I felt a aneurysm while seeing this-
Real
Haha 😹 so true 😅👊
Heartaches. Heartaches.
The video was so upsetting to me that I now own a GAU-8/A... I don't know where it came from but it's in my living room now with a 4 foot belt of cartridges. I think God might be giving me a sign.
So this is what WB meant by remaking Harry Potter into a series
Pretty much
Definitely
Real
mhm
nah they were probably doing something worse
Missed opportunity for Moldyvort to say
“Harry Pogger… the boy who rizzed. Come, to skibidi”
''lord skibimort has returned to the lobby to end your edging streak'' had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Heeehee
L voldemort rizz gyattt sigma W harry mewing streak Rizz
"if I want to beat lord skibimort we're going to have to goon together"
my brain is stuck on "I need to be the most sigma mewer in all of Mogwarts, but all I can do is edge about her."
I think it means "I need to be the best wizard in Hogwarts, but all I can think about is her( Hermione)"
@@Arabicat. brother has not read harry potter
@@hanifahmad7569 I have. But the person behind the plot of the video must've been a Harry x Hermione shipper.
Fogwart
I need to be the most sigma gooner in all of mogwarts, but all I can edge about is her*
"you just have L rizz, Unc"
"erm, what the sigma?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:57 WHEN VOLDAMART DID THE GRIDDY
Yup
Skibimort
"There are four houses at Mogwarts. Gooningdor, Munting Munt, Rizzenclaw and Skibirin."
for me it would be, grizzindor, munting munt (i couldnt think of a new one), Glazzinclaw, and i wouldve said skibirin too
THATS 5 YOU SKIBIDI OHIO L RIZZ FATOM TAX -100000 AURA
What does munt mean
@@hadisa8228 I've no idea. It's some brainrot word I hear often. You should Google it.
@@Zacharoony Bro forgot how to count
Harry Poggers:The Rizzlers stone
Harry Poggers:The Chamber of gooning
Harry Poggers:The Rizzoner of Azkaban
Harry Poggers:The goonlet of fire
Harry Poggers:The Mewing of the Phoenix
Harry Poggers:The half blood sigma
Harry Poggers:The Skibidi Hallows
EDIT:HOLY I DID NOT THINK I WOULD GET 2K LIKES THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS
It’s should be Harry poggers
Harry Poggers: The Cooked Child
@@Yukasaurusepic i can edit it
"The half blood sigma" 🤣🤣
Fanum tax beasts
Harry pogger:The chamber of sigmas
Next, it will be Harry Potter and the Rizzler of Edgeskibidiban.
Harry Pogger and the Gooner of Fire
Harry Pogger: The Order of Chads
Harry Pogger : The half mewed rizzler
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows
“The boy who rizzed, come to skibidy” got me 😂
We got skibimort mewing before gta 6 nahhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭
*skibimort
at this point we'll get GTA6 before Bully 2
@@Memesifoundonfacebook nuh uh bully 2 about to drop before gta 6 ong
correction, Its skibimort
At this rate Only thing not gonna happen before GTA 6 is Harry kane winning a cup
the way he respwnded without emotion "ermm wht the sigma" got me dying
frr lmao perfect delivery
0:20 "bro yaps too much, I can't edge to this"
💀
:skull:
Thats a bird
No thats a plane
No those are my braincells flying away
We will pin the comment with the most accurate translation
first
Last
I dont have the attention span to do that
E
Now make brain rot Star Wars
My last braincell just reach to level 10 gyatt
this was truly a gyatt moment
hi vlad
@@KZCOCSigmas don’t chase girls they chase money 🗿🍷🤫🧏♂️
but did your gyatt reach level 100 gooner though?
NATALIE?
0:40 harry do be hittin that griddy
-Massive trust fund.
-Star player of ball sport.
-Hates history of magic class.
-Loves casting spells with his wand.
-Becomes a cop.
-Marries his highschool sweetheart.
It should be Harry Mogger.
why did lord skibimort doing the griddy kill me? 💀
Lmao noooooo I didn’t even notice that on my first viewing and had to go rewatch after seeing your comment.
Dubs in the chat
W
W
fr
W
W
Am I having a stroke?
Yes
Nah, you good. It's a perfectly understandable reaction.
You and me both, I am turning into a gen alpha 😵
Unfortunately it’s a very common symptom of being exposed to brain rot, especially when one is not particularly used to it
Ne two but don wory, itl end soon probibli
"Harry, did you put your mewing streak in the goblet of rizz?", the fanum taxer asked calmly.
I never thought in all my almost 20 years of living, that I'd see Gen Alpha version of Harry Potter.
Ye r fr tho me and u are the same age so pls tell me that I can't tell me the thumbnail dose not look like the guy from monster house
I cannot believe that I even read that thing😂😂
😅💀yer sorry 💀💀💀
@@blaisedunbar5097 sorry dude, I didn't bring my translater today
Invented by gen z tho
What I send to my friends at 3 am:
It Warner Bros make this a movie this is impressive
@@glamrockfoxy6667Yea it’s the best
0:45 “Erm, what the sigma” got me so hard
I swear😂
least funny part
erm what the sigma
@@PhonkAttack4DXErm what the sigma 💀🚽🗣️‼️😱🗿
Ey what
0:01 should’ve said “You’re a rizzard harry”
Good thing it said your a rizzler harry
thats what i said too lol
1:11 gooning alone :
We're gonna have to goon together!
“Bro yaps too much I can’t edge to this” 💀
“He’s just anger maxing because he couldn’t rizz up your mum” got me laughing so hard 0:26 😂😂😂
There is no good or evil, there is only gyatt and those too weak to seek it
-lord rizzlemort
Sigma male comment level 10 gyat
Voldemogg
69 likes dont ruin it
@@zenithious1 bro you have nearly the same pfp as me
@@zenithious1 mwahahaha
“ he looks like a grimace shake that didn’t doom scraw the ocky way “ - Sigma Harry Potter
It’s actually harry pogger the boy who rizzed come to skibidi
"You have an L hairline and a goofy ahh gyatt with no recoil"
As a profesional Gen Alpha skibidi toilet analyser, I can confirm this trailer is Peak Cinema.
Has the term "kino" been silently snuffed out of retardspeak?
Can't keep up w/ the daily retardspeak updates and patch fixes.
I am also a profesional Gen Alpha Skibidi Toilet Analyser. Lets mew to celebrate.
@@apexpheonixshaashwathratna2228 We rizzlers gotta stick together🗣🗣🗣🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥
“…he looks like a grimace shake.” Had me rolling 💀💀💀💀
Lord skibimort mewing got me cracking up 😂😂
I did not understand a word they said, I love it
Same.
Bros oldmaxxing
Boomermaxxing in 2024 is L rizz negative aura
L rizz
I unfortunately understood ever word 😭
1:03 voldemort mewing 🤣
you mean mogging
@@roanaya2598same thing
@@tanishaangulo327 hm no i think you mew for yourself and you mogg someone else.. hence the fingers running thru the jaaw line
Genuinely how did the collective sense of humor go from a velociraptor to this?! 😂
What the sigma
urrrrmmmmm☝🤓
(Real)
i actually love mogwarts
That's not very skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler sigma fanum tax is you!
Lol
HE LOOKS LIKE A GRIMACE SHAKE THAT DIDNT DOOMSCROLL THE ACKI WAY IM DEAD 💀
🤓👉Actually, it's "the ocky way"
0:26 "he just anger maxing cuz he couldn't rizz up your mom"
Damnnnnnn😭
and the best thing is its canon 💀(ig)
we watched the video too sherlock
@@lolersonexpired okay? it’s a comment section and I can comment about any part of the video
@@Spike-ce9ho whats the point? we watched the video too
0:43 funny griddy
that one person when you talk to them normally:
"The boy who rizz come to skibidy" - is my favorite line 🤣🤣
And I didn't think it was possible to be left with negative brain cells...
IM SORRY SKIBIMORT DOING THE GRIDDDY KILED ME
I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub
This hurts every single part of my soul
That school called mogwarts is fanum taxing the W Rizz and the proffesors are giving away free v-bucks so you can mew better while doing the griddy
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
i would pay money to see this as a full movie in theatres.
"Lord Skibimort" 💀💀
"you need to spend less time broommaxing
and more time goonmaxing" 💀☠
The final countdown ❌
The final braincell ✅
😂😂"ur a rizzard harry" NAH I LOVE THIS😂😂
"What is it gonna be Pogger? Goon or Gyatt" is straight up '💀'
i can't with that line it's my fav
“Just griddy on them”💀☠️
💀
What does it mean?😅
@@akshay-kumar-007relaxed unc only a beta wit no w gyats wouldn't understand
@@boirt3398 🤕
"Erm what the sigma"
Was unexpected I spitted the water that I did not have💀
HERE IS THE COMPLETE TRANSLATION , NOW PLEASE PIN THIS COMMENT
Hagrid: You're really good at attracting people, Harry. You were destined to be a great wizard.
Harry: I want to be the best wizard at Hogwarts, but all I can think about is her.
Snape: Hermione is really attractive, Harry. A true wizard would flirt with someone amazing like Livvy Dunne. If you don't get better at flirting this semester, you're in trouble.
Harry: He talks too much. I'm getting annoyed.
Ron: Don't listen to him, Harry. He's just angry because he couldn't sleep with your mom.
Hermione: Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing your magic.
Harry: I'm the best.
Snape: What's it going to be? Are you going to be a great wizard or a loser?
Hermione: If the Ministry of Magic tries to charge us for being together, we'll fight them.
Harry: I'm an amazing wizard. You're just bad at flirting.
Snape: What does that mean?
Ron: Lord Voldemort has returned to defeat you.
Harry: I'm not afraid of him. He looks like a bad milkshake.
Snape: You need to focus on being a great wizard, not just looking cool.
Harry: You have a bad haircut and you're not attractive.
Ron: Your magic isn't working.
Harry: Maybe I'm not as good at flirting as everyone thinks.
Hermione: You're still amazing to me, even if you're not the best at flirting.
Harry: I can't do this alone. If we want to defeat Lord Voldemort, we have to work together.
The boy who RIZZED has arrived.
Best translation 🤩
Good one, Now I understand😅
pin this
wrong....its supposed to mean to something dirtier and yk it
0:43 Never did I think I would hear Severrrrrrrrrusssss Snape say "Ermmm, what the sigma"
"Dubs in the chat" LMFAO😂😂
Never thought I'd see Voldemort hit the griddy
0:50 "im not scared of him because he looks like a grimace shake that didn't doom scroll the rocky way" 😂😭😭😭😭😭💀
Now I want to rewrite the entire book series to be brainrot.
YES. Go mcnugget
The amount of times that I’ve watched this is embarrassing 😭
Same lol.
Can we just appreciate that sombody had the brain copacity/supirior intelect. To form the absolute masterpiece
Whoever made this is addicted to brain rot bro
i feel like i drank office coffee but someone spiked my drink and then i went home and watched harry potter and now my brain has turned into edible vannila jell-o
i love the way his scar is a W 😭😭
Oh ma gawd voldemort witewally doing da gwiddy wight now 0:51
I didn’t even notice until u pointed it out lol
I love how they dont miss out on a single chance for a brainrot word. Everytime they can make it brainrot, they make it brainrot.
“If you don’t achieve a Level 10 gyatt,looksmax,or at least mew,the pops will mog us”
“I-I don’t understand,what is lil bro finna yapping about 😭🙏💀“
“Your a rizzard,Harry”
“No,I-I can’t be!”
“Harry Poggers,you are not the beta you thought you were!Your are the Alpha,sigma Ohio skibidi rizz mewer,it is your destiny!”
“Chat,is this real?”
Was the HARDEST line ngl
I can't understand a single damn thing why is this funny.
"Lord Skibimort" 💀💀💀
He looks like a grimace shake that didn’t doom in the akiway!had me dying🤣🤣
i watched this in class, and i laughed so hard i got asked to step out
Someone needs to write a translation. Either I am too old to keep up, or I am precisely the right age to now have my grasp of language ruined
ChatGPT is quite good at it btw
@@luna_kolyWait really?
@@luna_koly I managed to get it to translate it better, but I tbh this other worse one is more funny:
Sure, here's a translation of the transcript into more standard English:
[00:01] You're special, Harry. You were chosen for a purpose. I need to be the most impressive person at Mogwarts, but all I can think about is Hermione. She's amazing, Harry. A truly impressive person would attract someone with incredible charm like Livvy Dunne. If you don't reach the highest level in charm studies this semester, you're in trouble. He talks too much. I can't focus on this. Don't listen to him, Harry; he's just upset because he couldn't win over your mom. Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing with your wand.
[00:31] Cheers for that! What's your choice, hero? Be cool or impressive? If the authorities want to tax us for being together, just ignore them. I'm a confident and impressive person from Ohio. You just lack charisma. What's the deal? Lord Skibimort has returned to challenge you. I'm not scared of him; he looks like a failed trend. You need to spend less time on distractions and more time improving yourself. You have a bad hairstyle and an unimpressive appearance.
[01:02] Your silly magic isn't affecting our enemies. Maybe I'm not as impressive as everyone thinks I am. Harry, you're still amazing to me even if you're a bit obsessed. I can't keep doing this alone if I want to defeat Lord Skibimort. We're going to have to work together. The boy who impressed everyone has arrived.
@@thederpydude2088 what the sigma
L skibidi rizz negative aura
Gyattingdor 🔴🦁
Rizzingclaw 🔵🦜
Skibirin 🟢🐍
I couldn’t think of one for hufflepuff
Mogglepuff
Thugglepuff
PoggerPuff
Puffmaxing
Rizzlepuff.
0:40 "ohio skibidi gyatt" got me in the floor😂
Harry (Brain)Rotter
*bro yaps too much, I can’t edge to this* 😭 LMAO-
I’m happy I’ve never used this language once
This feels like one of those vocab assignments where you have to write a paragraph and use every vocab word in it.
“What’s it’s gonna be Pogger? Goon or Gyatt” sounded so good
We got brainrot harry potter before GTA 6
We got goody ahh usernames talking about having brainrot harry potter before GTA 6 before publicly sold flying cars.
@apexpheonixshaashwathratna2228 what is bro yapping about
Seeing Voldemort hit the griddy is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.😂
Harry potter finished:
Harry potter behind the scenes:
We're getting next level brainrot with this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"You have an L hairline and a goofy aah gyatt with no recoil"
Bro I fucking lost it at that 🤣😆
Finally, something in my life that is worth to watch and is not a waste of time 🔥
Why is this so well produced 😭😭😭
Harry Pogger: The Sigma's Stone
Harry Pogger: The Chamber of skibidi
Harry Pogger: The Rizzler of Azkaban
Harry Pogger: The Goblet of Gyatt
Harry Pogger: The Hairline of the Phoenix
Harry Pogger: The Half-edge prince
Harry Pogger: The Ohio hallows
This is absolutely terrifying
Yup
roses are red
mice are grey
i lost my braincells
today
“Lord Skibimort” will not be something I unhear for a while-
"Pottah" ❌
"Poggah" ✅
"Pigg AHH" 💀