These Teenagers Took Anavar And Their Johnsons Grew…
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2022
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I’m telling my kids this was the the worlds most prominent biochemist
And you may be right.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well it's true sir!
The Delts certainly are prominent. I could tell him in a lineup with a hoodie on.
He might as well be
Congratulations, dude!
Supra physiological levels of respect achieved within the community.
😆
lol
🤣🤣🤣
Bro 🤣🤣
wait , derek?
Derek is honestly just a legend. I remember watching his videos years ago thinking “it’s sad a lot of people don’t even know this information but yet I’m being blessed by the delt lord himself” now here we are.
You gunna go down on him too bro?
@@devondetroit2529 Bro chill
Literally how I felt too. Then his channel just blew up.
@@devondetroit2529 if he takes enough tren.... maybe?
@@devondetroit2529😂
8:45 is when he finally talks about it
Hero
I love you man teddy
People's champ you are
ONLY WORKS BEFORE 25 YO.
@@burtmcgurt3584 the world is cruel 🥲
"When we needed him the most... He appeared!"
Always faithful
Right before the gym while I'm at KFC 💜
@@op8ztv don’t eat kfc that shit is so bad for you. But it do taste amazing
It's da bat!!
Bam, eat magic spoon crispy snacks!
Derek you are the living proof of Become so good they can't ignore you - What a testament to how good you are as a subject matter expert when as soon as this topic comes up - they immediately think of you to help clarify. Forget your delts - that's what i really want in life (even though I'll take the delts too)
Right? The dude is so well studied on things.
Aye love the cal Newport reference .. great book
What you mean in one word is respect. Having this level of respect is something I desire to achieve in my life like Derek
Ngl hes one of the reasons I chose pharmacy school
@@TheRealHerbaSchmurba seriously bro - the jack of all trades in me regrets not feeling this passionate about 1 thing
* Me tossing my son into a fire so he can be prescribed Anavar *
"I'm sorry son you'll thank me later"
He sure will 🤣
Me, who was accidentally tossed in oil as a baby: 😂😂😂
now i can just tell girls that I'm not small, I'm just natural
The intro not that we deserved but the one we needed
Tru!
We needed the super physiological penis size quote
If he keeps the intro for every video from now on that would be epic....
Wrong music tho
Lmaooooo
Deltlord is the only one to pull off a Batman and star wars crossover.
Omg I got a heart from daddy delt (crying cat emoji)
You get the MUCA) Most Unrated Commnet Award
@@junkyarddogjyd347 meanwhile Derek getting the perfectly rated intro award
Xddddd
@@donovansupremecist4783 Facts
Ur profile pic man...
is this that one secret trick that doctor don’t want me to know about?!? Finally after all these years!
I have little to no interest in anabolic substances, ever using them, etc.; having said that, I really love your videos, lots of information, and the execution of its dissemination is very captivating.
I didn’t either until severe arthritis crippled me. Doctors were worthless in my case. I found other people with my disease treating it differently.
@@erroneous6947 Doctors treat symptoms. Treating and curing disease is harder and takes far more fine tuning and often work on the part of the patient.
The unfortunate reality is that we have become a "isn't there just a pill for this?" society and our medical system both adapted to it while also being a big part of causing it.
Well obviously you have some interest in anabolic substances if you like watching Derek's videos and especially if you clicked on this one.
I have no interest in learning chinese, so I don't bother watching Chinese learning channels no matter how "entertaining" or "informative" or well made the videos are. Because I have little to no interest in learning chinese.
But I assume you meant you have no interest in anabolic substances outside of Derek's videos where it can be simply explained yet very in depth.
And if you meant you have no interest in using them, just say that, your comma implies you have no interest in learning about anabolics, and no interest in using them. But if that was true you wouldn't be watching, let alone enjoying Derek's videos.
Sorry to play semantics, but your grammar seems good, which is nice to see on UA-cam, but what you say just seems to not make sense to me.
I didn't either until I entered my 40's. Game changer
@@nicklibby3784 get a hobby bud 😂😂😂😂😂
At 00:17 Anavar sales went up 1000%
Nah, Dbol sales went up 900%. Most of those guys aren’t giving people Anavar lol.
@@fruitspunchsamurai_g1148 more like expensive Winstrol
@@fruitspunchsamurai_g1148 they'll fake it with winstrol. Winstrol raws are fairly cheap especially selling them as anavar. And selling it to women is still mostly safe in small dose range. If they faked it with dbol it would be extremely obvious quickly. Dbol bloats very quickly and aromatizes like nothing else. And it would make women start virilizing side effects in a very short period of time.
Derek, you are literally helping the layman understand endocrinology. My boss has Kallmann Syndrome. I tried finding info about it online and holy crap the only info is so technical. Within one minute I found myself saying “Omg I need Derek to brosplain this to me”
He carries extra brains on those delts
To bad he didn’t brosplain it but explained it like we know all the words he was talking about like we’re scientists or something 🤦♂️
No, no he's not. 26:25 is the ONLY part a normal person would understand. A simple "no".
Why do you care so much about your boss's health
@@bigmanclark5535 takes one second to google any terms.. he literally talks about the same things related to endocrinology and if u watch enough mpmd videos you should be caught up to speed
Derek you’re such a light in this world. Thank you for showing the young guys in the game the way forward..many of us didn’t have much guidance growing up with any of the things you talk on. I’m glad youngsters these days have a fighting chance with your informative and also entertaining videos!
Excellence is always pursued. I don't know if you have a degree in endocrinology Derek but the knowledge you share is first class, wide spreading and you clearly have the trust of the neophyte masses and probably some experts too! Love the channel bro!
No, Derek from MorePlatesMoreDates does not have a "degree in endocrinology". He is well read though
The intro got me laughing so hard I sneezed my tren injection
u inject tren into your nose?
Took my breath away almost as hard as the tren cough
That was top tier lmfao
Both of your comments got me rolling😂
@@kylebrundage6691 lol
Busting out my notepad for this one
What up Harley
Lmfao
Lol
LOL
You gotta do Zherka’s dating show bro
Love the “delt lord bat signal” 😂 it’s awesome!!!! Keep going Derik. I hate that you been slacking off on the 2 vids/day. Bring it back to 1/day
Derek is like our safety and gains guru. Love the new white background and also very happy that you look healthy. Take care big man!
Derek slowly but surely achieving legendary status..
He was born a legend.
The fucking felt lord
Alternate theory: these teenagers EXISTED and their Johnsons grew.
That's impossible bro
if they're teenagers then ofc their johnsons are growing
@@awex7 that's what he's saying...
Alternative story 2: their Johnson’s only grew when the cute nurse was measuring them
@@awex7 depends on their age
i love the arms in the air, talking with the hands, it really helps to make the info more natural to listen to. real.
Derek leaning in to the Deltlord banter is hilarious 😂 great intro
We now know that to summon Derek you need to combine death star delts and batman biceps
"Delt lord bat signal" crying laughing face times three
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Derek isn’t the Hero we deserve, but not the one we need. The DELT Knight.
I wish more people knew about you. It’s so important to understand what you’re putting in your body, the side effects etc. Too many people take stuff without knowing what it’ll do to their body. They don’t get blood tests etc. I’m on trt and I use this channel to learn more so I can understand endocrinology better and so I can explain things to my wife in a way she understands. Derek for president.
Unfortunately most people don’t care. They just want quick fixes and want to have others do the thinking for them, and an informative video is just too much.
Also, for your trt, from what I’ve heard much of it is injected in a liquid of sunflower oil. Might be something to look into alternatives.
DEREK for Secretary of Health***
Better fixed it for you. He’d provide good advice and nutritional support for Americans than the current ‘health secretary’…
The delt lord signal intro was fucking gold I'm dying 😂
I see Johnson’s growing, I click.
Pause
what do u mean by that🤔📸
Tis sus
Very interesting choice of words
After rereading, I can see how incredibly out of context this is. My interest was in the trick to growing my own Johnson, not watching other Johnson’s grow. However, I’m a good sport and will take the L instead of the edit.
What a great video. You touched on a lot of different subjects but maintained with the topic at hand. Your content is extremely informative while also having a layer of humor attached, kudos to you Derek and keep saving the day.
Derek has an impressive way of shoving 5 minutes of information into a 30 minute video.
Almost overdosed on Anavar. I'm hung to the floor now tho.
🤣
Guess you can blend in with the elephants now😂
Im sticking with my millimeter defeater bruh
😆🤣
You’re the best brother!!
Definitely miss your old upload op tempo, but these less frequent videos are great regardless. Plus it’s been fun going back and rewatching some of your old content.
Salute to you brother🙏
i feel the same way lol nut he probably felt like he was just filling the air with more bullshit than actual scientific content , most of us came to this channel to learn something , not decide whose natty or not
Hey Derek, love the content. You make me want to push myself harder but you also make me laugh. Just got out of the gym for the first time in years and puked driving home. Started thinking about you talking about puking because of your protein shakes and workouts. I just started laughing on the side of the road after I was done puking.
Basically, thanks for making me laugh and making me want to get my discipline and physique into a better place. See you in the next one Delt-Daddy
Gawd damn. 1.44 million subs. I remember being here when you were sub 50k!
The growth since 2017 Is incredible
Derek escaped the sauna and is now trapped in a steam shower :/
lol
Now I know what I’m asking for Christmas-a pair of new socks and some Anavar
You won’t need the socks if it works
@@lokami2a807 lmao
@@lokami2a807 yo that's genius
@@lokami2a807 what are the socks for?
@@marcdejong929 for Santa's man milk
Dude Derek what an accomplishment man. People just talking about curious studies - get confused - and first name they say is yours. That’s earned my friend! You’re amazing bruh.
Random comment but you are very calm collected presenter man. Very easy to watch and you don't raise my blood pressure. Informative and the right level of humour. Thanks bruz really like your content
UGL anavar supply about to dry up
Whos this Johnson fellow and why is he growing on anavar?
It's Magic
As a dude who has been lifting for around 10 years and based out of India , i respect your knowledge and the fact that you have balls to call spade a spade . Your videos on roids and knowledge is something everyone in their teen should refer to before making such a life altering decision . More power to you my man !!!
Primo does this too. As an adult.
By comparison, and speaking overall effectiveness, side effects (or lack thereof) and added benefits, Primobolan is head and shoulders above the rest.
Also, just dump a scoop of vanilla protein powder into your frosted flakes or just add a teaspoon of GenePro and be done with it.
"I ate 5 boxes already, no wait more like 7 or 8 boxes".. no worries Derek, we've all been there a few times.
I wish I had some anavar when I was a youth. Would have loved to shut down my HPTA for a couple more inches. Imaging being 4"
Whats hpta?
That's like... above average bro.
@@lawsen3719 ikr. I'm just dreaming sorry
2 inches is too big bro @gemini chill...
@@bang_bang4511 it's too big for most but I want to big for all
Love you bro, you always come through!! 💪🏾
The best endorsement of a product ever. Completely honest no fluff.
Bless up Derek! 💪💀✌️ appreciate all the knowledge
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.
Lol
What’s next, them cheeks or what
@@YungPrince2k16 that comes later
Next?
They were always on the table?
27:40 here is the answer for those of you who just want to know if this is worth taking.
Thanks 😂
You know what o came here for 😭
This intro was awesome 😂😂 and the way you’re responded was amazing!
Dereks the man! Always putting out good content.
Hahaha the intro was brilliant.....needs more of it! Derek to the rescue 😂😂🙌🙌🙌
Derek is hero we've always needed 🦸♂️
"what's the difference between you and me?"
Derek: "I'm not wearing hockey pads!"
“I’m not wearing shoulder pads!”
@@actnatural9261 you sir just won the internet
My man went straight to the point ( when does that door closes) 😂😂😂
I like how they tried their best to stay chill about it like they don’t need the inches
16:00 they use primobolan acetate tablets for the stunted growth application in Japan. Works well getting boys to 160cm, which is considered the cutoff height under which they suffer economic misfortune in adulthood.
Derek doing the advertisement part as transparent as possible is a breath of fresh air, unlike other UA-camrs who hype stuff up.
You have
Can't know if it's not just hype for sure until it has been tried
Just started talking about these hormones and pathways in Physiology, crazy I can finally understand what he's talking about with all those abbreviations lol
best profile icon ive ever seen
Tbh after all these yrs listening to Derek I don't wanna do roids but I do have a Blk belt in the lingo 😂😂😂
Thank you for summarizing the long and short of it
“Strong mind, strong grind” is a good quote.
Very good content as usual
We needed a hero and he answered!
That intro was incredible, man. Keep It up!
Found the clip on your ig and here to support the channel
Boys we have a solution now
Shit makes every man wanna cry 😢
@@THEHOLYGAMERR can’t relate
@@roderickclerk5904 lmao 🤣💀
Nah my Johnny is already big enough
Can’t relate either lol sad
Derek surely stores all this big brain knowledge inside those supra-physiological delts of his.
There's actually some validity to this statement
Absolute legand. Youre a blessing bro.
Derek is slowly but surely developing one of the most loyal, praiseful fan bases on youtube
“I’ve been called into action, bro”
Very supraphysiological
That intro! 💯🤣
I love the bat signal 🚦 editing lol you should continue polishing up the bit. Lol
Is magic spoon doing a advertisement tour through all of my feeds and UA-cam subscriptions. This is the 4th or 5th mention I’ve seen today
Holy shit, that intro is fantastic hahaha. Gonna watch the rest of the video now.
I went to the club this weekend and got lucky. The girl went absolute HAM on the sack. How do I tell her she needs to go get blood work done because that’s where I put my HRT cream….
You don’t
The next time you meet her she'll be a man
Just return the favor next time.
Very good video Derek, as always. Have my comment as a sign of my respect.
Damn bro you are a life saver. Couldn't make sense of all of that mix info online. You da man.
The delt god has blessed us with a new intro
A detailed proviron mono therapy video for increasing free dht and lowering shbg would be great video
I read DHT dirivities like proviron stop your own indigenous DHT production
Why? It's a fucking awful idea. SHBG good and free DHT isn't anabolic compared to just test
🤓you pretending you know what the fuk you just said
ua-cam.com/video/V3fgrWtBG-k/v-deo.html
@@betrayedpredator8826 maybe its not anabolic, but freeing up testosterone helps and works great for increasing erections
Less' Goo, Brother! getting the Supraphysiological Recognition you deserve! fkn LIT intro, dude! So hyped for the channel!
Good man! This is what a I buy your products. You look out for the youth who would otherwise follow the first video’s content and order some Anavar from the black market. You’re a good dude! I’m happy to contribute to your wealth.
Dude how does that make feel????
You are that respected that our guys know,you would have the answers.
That’s truly awesome.
Keep up the good work.
Man when I was bodybuilding I was pumping so much gear, and at times it’s true my junk got bigger, but damn when you come off of everything it’s all bad lol. Deca kills your junk don’t do it. The craziest girth and length increase I saw I was running stupid amounts of Supertest 450 (like a sustanon blend), Tren Ace, Test Prop and a bunch of anti aromitase stuff I can’t even remember- I got so yoked too I was 290 pounds and lean, but then I lost my mind on Tren and got into a standoff with the SWAT team and went to prison so cold turkey,d off of probably 3,500 mg a week of gear lol I was a maniac. Sigh the good ole days
If your penis grew in either length or girth while using gear, it will be permanent. Sounds like it was all in your head or you just had better quality erections one or the two.
You were too OP to remain free lmao
God damn, that's a wild story! How tf are you still alive??
Love the video but where is the sauna woodwork backdrop!? We need it back, if u moved that wall needs to follow to the studio 😂
That intro was 🔥 fire, hahaha delt Lord
Hey Derek/DeltLord :), could you make a video about why deadhangs could improve shoulders problems and the science behind it? I have heard alot of good stuff (and even noticed its helped my shoulders :)).
Ps. Hope you are doing great! And thanks for another entertaining and informative video! :D
Ryan Humiston just made a video about fixing/improving shoulder problems.
He's hilarious, knowledgeable and to the point. Here's the video if you want to check it out ua-cam.com/video/Y7hD07u6-zg/v-deo.html
idk how much there is to discuss, main two factors are that it stretches them out giving everything more space to move inside the joint, and also requires an isometric contraction from lots of stabiliser muscles around the joint creating a more stable joint and thus reducing issues
The bioneer does a great breakdown on hanging , check him out
Gravity broseph, gravity. 🤤
When you’re stretching, you’re actually working out your muscles. Think about it, when you bench press you’re stretching out your chest with weight. It’s the same thing with dead hangs, you’re stretching out hundreds of small muscles that maybe haven’t been hit before… and if you want to make them stronger, you would dead hang with extra weight as well. Building up those small muscles does protect your shoulder joint, but your tendons don’t get as strong as fast as your muscles soo be careful.
Lol! Love the "Derek light" Batman move over!
knew about magic spoon for awhile but you tipped me over the edge I'll try it now
I don’t understand 90% of the pharmaceutical terms, but, it makes me feel smart AF while I listen
Derek is one of the few to have a phd already without or before graduating
As someone who is in year 4 of a PhD, I can confirm this is true and real as fuk
phdic
I mean there's plenty of people with the knowledge ekuvilant to that of a PhD in humanity subjects like Philosophy, Politics, Theology ect. But yeah, you rarely ever see anyone passionate enough to have this level of knowledge in Medicene/Doctors/Engineering, who didn't follow the usual expected career path of University.
@@franklucas7493 True but to be fair, we're talking about one subject here lol
Yo that Delt Signal intro made me laugh out loud. Good job editor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Loved the intro
This was a certified "BURNED" Classic
it’s crazy to think that everything derrick knows is from google (Something everyone has access too) and not some high degree from an ivy league . It shows what the everyday person can find out and learn about their bodies if they put some time aside to study . thanks derrick
Google is shit, you need to use science journals databases if you want to independently do study research on different subjects.
@@orion9k If only we had a tool to help us find these resources! Wait.......
@@orion9k replace google with the word internet and your point falls apart. stop being ignorant
@@orion9k like Google scholar? Lmao
the average person lacks the critical reading faculties to turn a reading list into genuine knowledge or understanding. let alone to identify the right things to put on a reading list in the first place. it's not easy to become very knowledgeable in any area of science if you aren't terribly smart, but it'll be easier with the help of a professor than without it. think of university education as steroids, and IQ as genetic potential. lots of smart aufodidacfs exist out there, but most people can't be them any more than they can be that guy who looks like a bodybuilder but doesn't juice and just does calisthenics in the park. a lot of people sure think they are the intellectual equivalent of that guy, though.
Love the intro!!!
God bless you man! I cracked up in the intro😂
Derek can we get a video on saltwater protocols for skin care, would love to hear your thoughts
This timeline fits for when I was given injections for delayed growth at around 13/14 years old. Although I don’t know exactly what the injections were. Short term it worked as expected and it helped me reach a height of 5’6. The other thing happened too, but that could have been a natural end result if my levels were normal. Long term, now 42, no issues physically, but I did start losing my hair at 23. Both of my grandfathers died with full heads of hair so I’m leaning towards there being some correlation to the shots.
Most likely hgh
@@CODCritic101 yeah most likely HGH injections doubt they jus give a dude anavar
How big that Thang dawg?!?!
@@consciousness3466 big enough for you to forget he's bald
@@consciousness3466 😂