16 Year Old On Tren - Cumbots, Brain Damage & Becoming Racist

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,8 тис.

  • @er9875
    @er9875 2 роки тому +3527

    This kid did more research on how to build a cumbot than he did on tren

    • @reallifevegeta552
      @reallifevegeta552 2 роки тому +275

      Got his priorities straight

    • @Daniel-dn7lk
      @Daniel-dn7lk 2 роки тому +96

      I mean, wouldn't any teenager?

    • @Alex-mq6qi
      @Alex-mq6qi Рік тому +34

      Average juicehead sadly

    • @DrPepper-iy7vv
      @DrPepper-iy7vv Рік тому +26

      Also the drawings he put together are not impressive at all, he did the electronics equivalent of of assembling a 0 - 3 years age lego set. Op-amps etc are like the very, very basic circuits which are taught in school.

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment Рік тому +12

      @@DrPepper-iy7vv Yeah I thought the same thing. I build guitar pedals and I was so confused looking at that schematic. an op amp > resistor > ground = "Voice output from CPU" ?????

  • @elianderson2261
    @elianderson2261 2 роки тому +3913

    The racist outbursts, followed by trying to give money and food to minorities, is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

    • @Mindsetsandreps
      @Mindsetsandreps 2 роки тому +167

      Dude I lost it when I heard that part lmao

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual 2 роки тому +311

      I can just imagine that guy one day yelling at a black kid and calling him the N word then offering him to pay for his school lunch the next day.

    • @automato436
      @automato436 2 роки тому +62

      @@ThatSpecificIndividual 101 accidental bully on tren

    • @adamasx5303
      @adamasx5303 Рік тому +3

      I fucking cackled

    • @Jmeez69
      @Jmeez69 Рік тому +2

      i spit my egg whites out 😂

  • @mihirpotnis4210
    @mihirpotnis4210 3 роки тому +9631

    As an Electronic Engineer, I can tell that he actually put effort into his "cumbot" because the math actually has some sense to it. To regulate the pulse he actually built a band-pass filter to filter other frequencies to keep it at 66bpm and the voice modulator was actually connected to a op amp. The symbols were ohms(for resistance) and microfarads(for capacitance). Honestly I'm just confused as to what the fuck was going on in his head or why does he have so much knowledge about electronics to begin with.

    • @alephnull423
      @alephnull423 3 роки тому +1645

      Lmao what the fuck

    • @freshrockpapa-e7799
      @freshrockpapa-e7799 3 роки тому +838

      Exactly my thoughts... I guess he just copied it without having any understanding of how these circuits work.

    • @charlieglynn8527
      @charlieglynn8527 3 роки тому +227

      That’s fuckin crazy

    • @pullt
      @pullt 3 роки тому +516

      I rate this comment 3.5 mSv out of 5 kPa

    • @ToolforOffice
      @ToolforOffice 3 роки тому +673

      @@freshrockpapa-e7799 what? Copied that from where? Lol

  • @goode.110
    @goode.110 3 роки тому +1071

    Storyteller: beats up drug dealer, steals his girl, gets rich.
    Derek: Mhm yeah.
    Storyteller: I used Wikipedia
    Derek: LIKE FUCKING NO DUDE

  • @TeamYouphoric
    @TeamYouphoric 3 роки тому +8372

    You can always count on 16-year olds to make well-informed decisions.

    • @greninjaplayz6833
      @greninjaplayz6833 3 роки тому +32

      U didnt even watch the vid

    • @zachwein
      @zachwein 3 роки тому +302

      @@greninjaplayz6833 by the time you watch the video, your chances of top comment are zero

    • @kristijandimovski410
      @kristijandimovski410 3 роки тому +52

      @@greninjaplayz6833 To be fair he could've read the reddit post, it's 2 days old.

    • @gloriouscontent3538
      @gloriouscontent3538 3 роки тому

      @Eternal Energy Why are you linking your ankle workout? What's the relevance?

    • @TeamYouphoric
      @TeamYouphoric 3 роки тому +80

      @@greninjaplayz6833 "began experimenting with PEDs after winning my first high school powerlifting meet at age 16."
      Does that seem like a well-informed decision?

  • @coocoo112
    @coocoo112 2 роки тому +827

    As a wise man once said "Life is just an infinite cycle of bouts of racism and giving money to minorities at school"

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Рік тому +3

      Money and food

    • @keineangabe894
      @keineangabe894 Рік тому +1

      Bro I just laughed my ass off so loudly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dripjohnson
      @dripjohnson Рік тому +1

      Dude was wacked

    • @ronnie7100
      @ronnie7100 2 місяці тому

      He needs to be on test blockers at this point 😂

  • @10oz10
    @10oz10 3 роки тому +2394

    These stories are starting to make me think that tren is closer to a recreational drug than an anabolic steroid, like a combination of Ritalin and meth

    • @sticklebacketienne
      @sticklebacketienne 3 роки тому +239

      A lot of people use steroids recreationally. I’d argue that most old fat guys in the gym blasting test looking all red and bloated use it recreationally. They might kid themselves into thinking they use it as a PED but their training and diet shows they don’t care about performance

    • @jigglybandito9505
      @jigglybandito9505 3 роки тому +36

      @fortnite4201 x it helps you think clearer maybe but what that video meant with testosterone makes effort feel good. Meaning it makes going through hard part or the process of something extremely difficult actually FEEL good. So pretty much you’re dealing with stress better. Best example is the sheer will and difficult it takes to push up a last hard set it’s not necessarily fun but it just feels good.

    • @jigglybandito9505
      @jigglybandito9505 3 роки тому +16

      @Jo Jo testosterone or trt is not neurotoxic.

    • @kelainefes
      @kelainefes 3 роки тому +2

      @fortnite4201 x I think snorting MDMA is less neurotoxic than eating it as you bypass first pass and get less of a metabolite that is responsible for some of the negative sides.

    • @stain4128
      @stain4128 3 роки тому +3

      @fortnite4201 x i hope your just some 12 year old fortnite kid lying if not then that's not a good thing your gonna end up on the streets addicted to crack

  • @Checkmate777
    @Checkmate777 Рік тому +376

    First time in a while I actually laughed out loud when he was talking about winning and then saying he was competing against a handicapped kid

    • @madv6715
      @madv6715 Рік тому

      That makes it even more impressive. Retard strength is real my bro

  • @tylerhamilton9056
    @tylerhamilton9056 3 роки тому +2521

    Brah these titles be getting more and more outrageous

    • @crazycjk
      @crazycjk 3 роки тому +41

      Next video: TREN - Laurel Hubbard Awakens, alternative title From Zero To Hero

    • @thatguypeak
      @thatguypeak 3 роки тому +98

      "Riding the bus to meet fat girls on tren" is gonna be hard to top. Hands down best title on any YT video ever

    • @gopp5413
      @gopp5413 3 роки тому

      And they are becoming more and more of reality

    • @enmarzuqi
      @enmarzuqi 3 роки тому

      Gotta keep it real

    • @mr.monitor.
      @mr.monitor. 3 роки тому

      Auntie momma agrees. Outrageous!

  • @michaelgracz5989
    @michaelgracz5989 3 роки тому +1343

    Derek - MK677, obviously a ghrelin receptor agonist
    Me - Yes, obviously

  • @theonlypoliticalpundit.1474
    @theonlypoliticalpundit.1474 3 роки тому +3391

    “becoming racist” 💀💀 that shit is so funny to me

    • @lololo-jh6yw
      @lololo-jh6yw 3 роки тому +712

      And trying to compensate by donating money to minorities at school to feel better about himself 😂💀 That guy was a fucking mess

    • @nateking8259
      @nateking8259 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao this part got me

    • @Ultrajamz
      @Ultrajamz 3 роки тому +86

      @@lololo-jh6yw thats reddit for you.

    • @nephilimninjaofnibiru2907
      @nephilimninjaofnibiru2907 3 роки тому +372

      I do that all Natty.

    • @AnyLastWords_
      @AnyLastWords_ 3 роки тому +138

      @@nephilimninjaofnibiru2907 yeah this is like a normal Tuesday for me

  • @AustinMar46
    @AustinMar46 3 роки тому +1945

    These need to be animated by somebody. That would be huge.

    • @ivana9600
      @ivana9600 3 роки тому +83

      19yo GH presenting now in emergency room Tren-conscious

    • @oskarklingest5682
      @oskarklingest5682 2 роки тому +3

      Brooo

    • @CaPnBaLlBaG
      @CaPnBaLlBaG 2 роки тому +50

      @@ivana9600 blood work shows he has hypotrenemia. Low tren presence in blood.

    • @anmolgurjar5037
      @anmolgurjar5037 2 роки тому +5

      I'm working on that😭😭😭

    • @xxxgpakos6237
      @xxxgpakos6237 2 роки тому +1

      Omg someone please do it lets fund this shit

  • @VigorousSteve
    @VigorousSteve 3 роки тому +1799

    Cringe-face Derek is my favorite MPMD UA-cam Thumbnail Expression

  • @adamdemp2375
    @adamdemp2375 3 роки тому +734

    Trenbaloney sandwich = bad
    Testosteroni pizza = good

    • @tylerwill5250
      @tylerwill5250 3 роки тому +47

      Are decaloni burritos ok?

    • @CPER-sb5eo
      @CPER-sb5eo 3 роки тому +4

      Nirvana sad 😥

    • @hysepal
      @hysepal 3 роки тому +44

      sarmwich???

    • @lazylad9538
      @lazylad9538 2 роки тому +4

      @@tylerwill5250 if you want long term shutdown sure!

    • @deadbodybaby1
      @deadbodybaby1 2 роки тому

      @@tylerwill5250 you’re gonna fking go into exogenous hormone induced suppression dude !

  • @matthewlandin5892
    @matthewlandin5892 3 роки тому +918

    this guy loaded up on tren after he beat two other people in his PL weight class, one of which was handicapped. am i reading that right?

    • @qcthesxientist
      @qcthesxientist 3 роки тому +333

      No he started using test after beating the handicapped kid but his gyno got so bad that a girl noticed it so he then had to switch to tren.

    • @Skadongle
      @Skadongle 3 роки тому +117

      @@qcthesxientist reading it in this way makes it sound so funny

    • @savagebuilder4264
      @savagebuilder4264 2 роки тому

      I think he was mentally handicapped?

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 Рік тому +6

      ​@@qcthesxientist"so he had to switch to tren"
      Idk why but this made me laugh out loud

  • @jubzyt
    @jubzyt 3 роки тому +1559

    Derek is so polite. Correcting his tone mid video and clarifying. Wholesome

    • @starrider6590
      @starrider6590 3 роки тому +58

      he's canadian

    • @gregtucker417
      @gregtucker417 3 роки тому +11

      Uh.. he's a normal dude. Not everyone is a stupid scumbag.

    • @jubzyt
      @jubzyt 3 роки тому +76

      @@gregtucker417 because that’s exactly what I was implying bro you caught me

    • @gregtucker417
      @gregtucker417 3 роки тому +2

      @@jubzyt 🙂

    • @gregtucker417
      @gregtucker417 2 роки тому +37

      @@jubzyt You're right. I just got off 6 years of methadone maintenance, I wasn't all there. I apologize.

  • @SwallowMySoupBowl
    @SwallowMySoupBowl 3 роки тому +888

    16 yr olds on tren should vote 🗳

    • @MostafaElSakari
      @MostafaElSakari 3 роки тому +3

      @fortnite4201 x yes

    • @robpaulson6568
      @robpaulson6568 3 роки тому +30

      A new age of natural looking teenagers in tren.The civilisation has come a full circle.

    • @stevet7223
      @stevet7223 3 роки тому +18

      @fortnite4201 x John McAfee would win from the dead...

    • @nathanielalaburgDelhi
      @nathanielalaburgDelhi 3 роки тому +19

      they did look where America is now jk Biden didn't get 80 million votes lmaooooooo

    • @lambdacode1503
      @lambdacode1503 3 роки тому +7

      @@stevet7223 McAfee didn't $WHACKD himself

  • @CameronEarlyMusic
    @CameronEarlyMusic 3 роки тому +529

    " I would sometimes punch the air like a anime character." Dead

  • @Kieran.Walsh.
    @Kieran.Walsh. 3 роки тому +2183

    As a 16 year old, watching this video just made me feel like Albert fucking Einstein.

    • @manman-yv1lb
      @manman-yv1lb 3 роки тому +19

      Fr

    • @gerardford9706
      @gerardford9706 3 роки тому +1

      Are you related to Keiran Lee?

    • @barney2159
      @barney2159 3 роки тому +74

      For real, stupid kids. There was a dude who took tren at 14 years old, kids nowadays jump on the hardest stuff so early on. I used to run only test and anadrol at that age.

    • @AverageAlcoholic
      @AverageAlcoholic 3 роки тому +43

      @@barney2159 lamo

    • @briank1263
      @briank1263 2 роки тому +8

      Using a series parallel circuit diagram... that's electrical engineering.

  • @goblinsharky
    @goblinsharky Рік тому +122

    The “4” symbol you mentioned is actually the Greek letter γ (gamma) which in this case represents the gold ratio. My man was trying to relate the golden ratio to why sex feels good as well as relating the golden ratio to hip size and mouth size. He clearly listened to one math class and started randomly applying the concept everywhere lmao

    • @oscarriley9265
      @oscarriley9265 Рік тому +21

      No, it's genius

    • @octagon3759
      @octagon3759 10 місяців тому +8

      yeah I have a suspicion tren made him go manic

  • @Gyokan7
    @Gyokan7 3 роки тому +875

    This story inspired me to go on a tren binge, thanks Derek.

    • @chainyrabbit
      @chainyrabbit 2 роки тому +27

      I had a similar thing happen to me after reading the singer of the Chili Peppers autobiography

    • @chainyrabbit
      @chainyrabbit 2 роки тому +4

      @Dingleberry Mcdinglepants there was a lot of heroin stories in it

    • @chainyrabbit
      @chainyrabbit 2 роки тому +1

      @Dingleberry Mcdinglepants massive drug addict in different directions

    • @bobshenix
      @bobshenix 2 роки тому

      @@chainyrabbit LOL

    • @cordlefhrichter1520
      @cordlefhrichter1520 2 роки тому +7

      @@chainyrabbit Same, actually. (Well, technically, I was already IV'ing cocaine and heroin when I read the book)

  • @jordanmckie1540
    @jordanmckie1540 3 роки тому +2432

    Remember kids, there's other ways to accumulate brain damage without doing TREN.

    • @goncalo1485
      @goncalo1485 3 роки тому +26

      Does weed cause brain damage. I have heard people saying that our brain is fully developed by age 25 and people shouldn't smoke weed before that, is that true?

    • @9core
      @9core 3 роки тому +168

      @@goncalo1485 you have a much higher risk of developing schizophrenia if you start smoking weed in your teens

    • @goncalo1485
      @goncalo1485 3 роки тому +9

      @@9core good to know. Me and my friends (5 people total) smoke a blunt together like twice a week when we are drinking, do you think that's enough to fuck up my brain? Should I completely stop?
      Cause if I should I can u only do it for the fun of it

    • @notsosilentobserver4122
      @notsosilentobserver4122 3 роки тому +147

      @@goncalo1485 from the way you are speaking. It sound like you are neurotic about a blunt and should just stay away from weed til you are more composed and older.

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 3 роки тому +32

      @@9core that's bullshit. Leif Erikson told me so when we were cleaning my house.

  • @EfBEye888
    @EfBEye888 3 роки тому +843

    This new generation kills me man. Why can’t you just acquire brain damage from snorting Percocet in high school like the rest of us 🤦🏻

    • @PRS-qh5jf
      @PRS-qh5jf 3 роки тому +51

      Cause percocet is wayyy harder to get these days.

    • @tylerwill5250
      @tylerwill5250 3 роки тому +43

      Yea percs gone. Not even people getting serious surgery gettn anything more than hydro or 3 days worth.

    • @spaceghostwest-coast3289
      @spaceghostwest-coast3289 2 роки тому +38

      I did it the og way with head trauma and deliriant abuse

    • @greasyweeb
      @greasyweeb 2 роки тому +3

      I didn't realize this was such a common shared experience.

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 2 роки тому +8

      Snorting percocet makes(literally 325-500mg acetaminophen per pill with almost no oxycodone) no sense and opiates are relatively safe unless you take way too much.

  • @Kordon87
    @Kordon87 3 роки тому +409

    I was a fan but now I'm a whole air conditioner.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 3 роки тому +647

    A lot of your videos involve the same subject matter.
    I'm definitely noticing a tren.

    • @yourdaddy.956
      @yourdaddy.956 3 роки тому +26

      Lmao, I see what you did there. Very clever bud. Mad props.

    • @92ireland92
      @92ireland92 3 роки тому +18

      Derek owns a beef farm. He gets pharma grade Tren delivered in 55gallon drums from his sponsor for giving Tren shout outs

    • @thecount4903
      @thecount4903 2 роки тому +3

      Boooo.

    • @Waffle_6
      @Waffle_6 2 роки тому +1

      laughing crying emoji

    • @cordlefhrichter1520
      @cordlefhrichter1520 2 роки тому

      trend*, but good point though. He seems to cover steroid topics a lot.

  • @victorjimenez7213
    @victorjimenez7213 3 роки тому +427

    I love these tren stories. I can’t get enough of them. The funny part is that 80% of us don’t do roids

    • @averagejoe1255
      @averagejoe1255 2 роки тому +16

      I do all the roids

    • @isaack4046
      @isaack4046 2 роки тому +45

      95% lol

    • @adanperez648
      @adanperez648 2 роки тому +16

      I do all the roids but don't work out, is that goood???

    • @lambdafitness877
      @lambdafitness877 2 роки тому +73

      @@adanperez648 Should be fine - just eat chicken Breast with broccoli 4 times a day and sleep like 2 hrs max and you will look like chef rush

    • @molecularmage5443
      @molecularmage5443 2 роки тому

      doing steroids is literally retarded as fuck unless you’re a true professional athlete

  • @TRoninYT
    @TRoninYT 3 роки тому +295

    It's been too long since daddy delts read me a trentime story. Good way to relax after work

    • @kirbyolsen5941
      @kirbyolsen5941 3 роки тому +3

      Delt daddy Derek coming in clutch with this one

  • @WVRLORD
    @WVRLORD 2 роки тому +163

    He didn’t fail, he has a promising future in the “Cumbot” production field 😂😭

    • @tackytrooper
      @tackytrooper Рік тому +7

      It's an important field, the proportion of guys getting laid is the worst it's ever been.

  • @aliffiyaalhani5050
    @aliffiyaalhani5050 3 роки тому +331

    This is the sequel of the "Tren : The Movie"

  • @braelynnkameltow9430
    @braelynnkameltow9430 3 роки тому +262

    This channel is the greatest thing to happen to UA-cam fitness. Watching this channel grow from 2016 till now is insane.

  • @Acheron666
    @Acheron666 2 роки тому +84

    I think the dude had lost it, way before the cumbot situation 😂😂😂😂.
    Imagine being at that dudes high school, getting a load of racial abuse from him for weeks, then he starts randomly giving you money and food in between the racist outbursts……I bet there was a lot of confused people at the dudes school 🤣🤣.

  • @r.t.hannah9575
    @r.t.hannah9575 3 роки тому +81

    28:50
    truly the scribblings of a tortured genius.

  • @bergeracvandamme
    @bergeracvandamme 3 роки тому +122

    In an almost Pavlovian conditioning reaction, I've come to associate "Supguysdearik, moreplatesmoredatesdahtcahm" as the precursor to top-tier audiovisual content.

  • @extrude22
    @extrude22 3 роки тому +255

    This story is so insane that it could not have been made up.

    • @sigmundsigma6888
      @sigmundsigma6888 2 роки тому +29

      Reality is stranger than fiction

    • @tackytrooper
      @tackytrooper Рік тому +34

      I mean he has pictures and schematics to back it up, so obviously *something* happened.

    • @BruchoSindicate
      @BruchoSindicate Рік тому

      ​@@tackytrooper well his schematics looks freshly drawn though

  • @nigerianprincewithaids
    @nigerianprincewithaids 3 роки тому +89

    These tren stories are like a Martin Scorsese film with it starting normal then it gets crazy and ends with them regretting their decisions living out the rest of their life laying low

  • @TheprogresBMX
    @TheprogresBMX 3 роки тому +70

    It’s surprisingly not hard to believe a 16 year old got impatient and didn’t do the proper research on chemical compunds🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @vanderdik7185
    @vanderdik7185 3 роки тому +295

    Injecting oliveoil? That's some Ramsey stuff here

    • @benhayslip8421
      @benhayslip8421 3 роки тому +30

      *stabs harpoon into ventro glute*
      olive oil… IN

    • @GaugeMe43
      @GaugeMe43 3 роки тому +7

      Only something the Synthol Saint could get away with.

    • @krste3000
      @krste3000 3 роки тому +4

      Its pronounced oiiveool

    • @sportingtm3979
      @sportingtm3979 3 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @123495734
      @123495734 3 роки тому +1

      Olivoil

  • @IncredibleMrFoxx
    @IncredibleMrFoxx 3 роки тому +103

    And it all started with dude beating a mentally handicap homie at power lifting. Now just imagine what he would have done if he had lost 🧐

  • @awesomerthanyoutim20
    @awesomerthanyoutim20 3 роки тому +76

    30:00 this kid isn’t lying, thats a circuit diagram at the bottom for an actual functional PWM circuit (pulse width modulation) at 66 bps. He did his math…

    • @rustyray420
      @rustyray420 2 роки тому +5

      He probably looked up a 66bpm circuit diagram and copied lmao

    • @savagebuilder4264
      @savagebuilder4264 2 роки тому

      What's a pwm circuit

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 2 роки тому +1

      @@rustyray420 No shit bro, he's 16 at that point, do you think he sounds like such a genius in his post that he would invent that?

    • @mehyeah2931
      @mehyeah2931 Рік тому +1

      @@sleep3417 just to clarify in case someone thinks this dude has brain cells 🤣

  • @paynekaufmann403
    @paynekaufmann403 2 місяці тому +10

    dude took tren and became based

  • @danielbustillos1925
    @danielbustillos1925 3 роки тому +202

    42 minutes of Supraphysiological levels of entertainment

  • @Hi-cu2vx
    @Hi-cu2vx 3 роки тому +73

    I really hope this becomes a trilogy

  • @anab0lic
    @anab0lic 3 роки тому +122

    2 years of tren abuse messed up my cognitive function pretty bad (mostly due to lack of sleep I believe) the good news is you can recover if you create the right environment to enable your brain to do so.

    • @filthyvibes4768
      @filthyvibes4768 3 роки тому +6

      I’m seriously considering dropping Tren and replacing it with nandrolone to improve my sleep quality. The only way I can get a goodnight of rest nowadays is either slamming sleeping pills or stuffing my stomach full of food before bed

    • @Predator517
      @Predator517 3 роки тому +4

      I tried tren enth for 2 weeks and just stopped, that shit sucks, I didn't respond as well to it muscle wise as I did sides wise. I have no idea how you guys do shit like this, tren made me hate my life lol.

  • @moustachio334
    @moustachio334 Рік тому +14

    When I started weight training at 17, my dad warned me that steroids are a waste until I finish puberty. That was proper father son advice.

  • @frododiddledeebipedybopedy9840
    @frododiddledeebipedybopedy9840 3 роки тому +69

    Contrary to popular belief, it's actually relatively easy to achieve hypertrophy when training the racism muscle.

  • @hussainattai4638
    @hussainattai4638 3 роки тому +249

    Teenagers using tren, should be called “Treens”

  • @jakepoff6431
    @jakepoff6431 3 роки тому +42

    I’m mind blown 16-17 year olds are using gear not even a year into lifting I swear when I started lifting at 21-22 I was making huge gains the first year through 4th year the first year or two I made gains better than being on gear ⚙️

    • @kirbyolsen5941
      @kirbyolsen5941 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah cause you make less gains every year because you’re getting closer to your body’s limit on creating muscle

    • @vinnybyrne09
      @vinnybyrne09 3 роки тому +1

      I made about the same gains in the first 6 months as in the next 3 years.

  • @connorkinsley1810
    @connorkinsley1810 3 роки тому +59

    Just think, the guys that make these amazing essays about their steroid use, would get an a+ in almost every class

  • @ogdenville
    @ogdenville 3 роки тому +127

    Can these get more insane? I'm not sure I wanna know...

    • @moredatesmorefiber3526
      @moredatesmorefiber3526 3 роки тому +13

      yea people are dumb

    • @Isaiah_McIntosh
      @Isaiah_McIntosh 3 роки тому +8

      Sure some guys have died. The way these guys act on the shit I'm shocked people haven't pulled up on them.

  • @nokonotwane775
    @nokonotwane775 3 роки тому +183

    Bring back the sauna.

  • @davidlane6758
    @davidlane6758 3 роки тому +124

    The weird symbol that looks like a 4 is Phi, or the Fibonacci number, the irrational number on which the "golden ratio" is based. It is actually involved in a lot of recurrent patterns and growth functions in nature. Fascinating stuff, but the way it is used here is irrational in a totally different sense. Those "schematics" could be used in a PSA entitled "This is Your Brain on Tren." 😂

    • @thegripguy9696
      @thegripguy9696 3 роки тому +1

      4 is not a Fibonacci number, the fibonacci sequence is 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55...fib(n-1)+fib(n-2)

    • @freshrockpapa-e7799
      @freshrockpapa-e7799 3 роки тому +9

      @@thegripguy9696 who said 4 is a Fibonacci number? Xd

    • @thegripguy9696
      @thegripguy9696 3 роки тому +1

      @@freshrockpapa-e7799 oh, looks like i might have read the post wrong. i thought david lane was claiming it was.

    • @chaunceyloveshack9530
      @chaunceyloveshack9530 2 роки тому +1

      yea it's definitely a half decent understanding of the math mixed with delusional mumbo jumbo

  • @theACGam3rImaGam3r
    @theACGam3rImaGam3r 3 роки тому +153

    I could not stop laughing when Derek would laugh, absolutely contagious

    • @splash3572
      @splash3572 3 роки тому +1

      Bro what’s your profile pic and background? Shits 🔥

    • @theACGam3rImaGam3r
      @theACGam3rImaGam3r 3 роки тому

      @@splash3572 AHHHH, I didn't even realize I have all my old anime stuff up. Might be time to retire the pfp and background

    • @cyberopticgunner8977
      @cyberopticgunner8977 3 роки тому +1

      @@theACGam3rImaGam3r do you fam, I have never changed this pfp or my steam profile since middle school

    • @theACGam3rImaGam3r
      @theACGam3rImaGam3r 3 роки тому +1

      @@cyberopticgunner8977 I haven't either, this pfp is from the first time I watched cowboy bebop

    • @dexterrobertson6582
      @dexterrobertson6582 2 роки тому

      This shit is so dam funny that I added it to my laugh medicine folder which consists of solely of clips that make me loose it every time. At the 29:00 mark when Derek is reading the "blueprint specs" every time he starts laughing I do as well, guaranteed 😆. Its good to get a good ole side-splittin, stomach cramping laugh from time to time.

  • @tahj420
    @tahj420 2 роки тому +25

    Derek is such a bro man, just dishing out so much advice and encouragement. Just like the workout bros from Mob Psycho. True bro man 😭

  • @genuinejustin6269
    @genuinejustin6269 3 роки тому +196

    @Derek so the pinning of oils for relief of having no Tren is actually a common thing among addicts. Heroin users will find whatever they can to inject into their veins at times of having no black (aka Heroin) because mentally the "act" of injecting ALSO becomes an addiction. You're looking at it as not being a usual side effect of Tren however the main problem is he's now an addict. I've known Heroin addicts to inject water or old used cottons when they've had no Heroin.

    • @jigglybandito9505
      @jigglybandito9505 3 роки тому +41

      It’s the ritual.

    • @genuinejustin6269
      @genuinejustin6269 3 роки тому +8

      @@jigglybandito9505 Correct.

    • @jigglybandito9505
      @jigglybandito9505 3 роки тому +3

      @@genuinejustin6269 cigarettes smokers go through it as well. I did a little when quitting.

    • @freshrockpapa-e7799
      @freshrockpapa-e7799 3 роки тому +5

      Except that one thing has nothing to do with the other... Heroin users find relieve in injecting water because they have conditioned themselves (like Pavlov's dogs) to getting pleasure from injecting heroin. This isn't the case with tren, you don't get pleasure from pinning steroids so you can't be conditioned to enjoy the ritual lmao.

    • @Mardukson
      @Mardukson 3 роки тому +27

      @@freshrockpapa-e7799 the dude wrote "he got relief/pleasure from vanity pin" (paraquote), which fits the definition. Could be completely different underlying "brain function" though (who has data on such stuff??)

  • @roygonzalez8924
    @roygonzalez8924 3 роки тому +26

    I need a “Like Fucking No, Dude” award.

  • @ewamanda
    @ewamanda 2 роки тому +44

    Derek I want to thank you; I'm 32 and I feel like I've ruined a lot of my future but you made me think different. Thanks buddy. I've been watching you for a while and I honestly look up to you as a role model.

  • @user-js9qb7hz5e
    @user-js9qb7hz5e 3 роки тому +55

    Derek's RC circuit analysis sounds like his emoji explanations

  • @Miiike
    @Miiike 3 роки тому +86

    Tren takes another one 😂😂

  • @UdiIsReal
    @UdiIsReal Рік тому +3

    Watching Derek (together with his delts) attempting to decypher any electrical diagram gives me a much needed feeling of supperiority, given how small of a grasp i have on his usual subjects. Live on, great dude. LVF (1uF lol) for life!!

  • @mackredenbarger
    @mackredenbarger 3 роки тому +40

    Litterally in a mental prison... and for what??? In the end no one gives a shit how big or small you are... it’s you trying to be better than the day before. Vanity is so bitter sweet. The older I get the more I realize how important cardio is over anything.

    • @kookoo9235
      @kookoo9235 2 роки тому +2

      Haven't gotten rid of vanity with age but cardio has definitely come up on my priorities.

  • @JettopakkuTensei
    @JettopakkuTensei 2 роки тому +10

    Your content is second to none. You’re now keeping me awake as I drive back to Texas from Chicago. This stuff is great for driving, it keeps my brain super engaged.

    • @bh5817
      @bh5817 2 роки тому +2

      That’s a huge drive

    • @doeeyes2
      @doeeyes2 Рік тому +1

      I travel often from Toronto to New York and also listen to MPMD on the way... and ive never done steroids. Just a chick that enjoys lifting. These stories are my fave.

  • @jaredingram8988
    @jaredingram8988 3 роки тому +29

    I was mid sip on my pre-workout when he hit the racism part and viciously spat it everywhere from how ridiculous it sounded😂🤭

  • @jenny127832
    @jenny127832 3 роки тому +71

    More than half of the stuff you talk about doesn’t even apply to me but you still make learning about literally anything interesting enough to still tune in for every upload.

    • @SOcrispyproductions
      @SOcrispyproductions 2 роки тому +11

      Literally same, i am not his target audience AT ALL... But he is interesting to listen too

    • @logynbrown7068
      @logynbrown7068 2 роки тому +3

      same

  • @zanefray924
    @zanefray924 3 роки тому +7

    When I was 18/19 I had a similar depressed attitude to this guy, wish I had papa Derek to give me a good talking to 😂 chin up bros it always gets better

  • @nxkzofficial
    @nxkzofficial 3 роки тому +70

    Are these stories even real they sound insane

    • @alephnull423
      @alephnull423 3 роки тому +35

      Apparently the electronic equations make sense

    • @cartoonhanks1708
      @cartoonhanks1708 3 роки тому +4

      @@ivoryking509 99% of reddit posts are made up.
      The swamps of degoba has tons of inconsistencies.
      Most of the top redditors have got banned for comment botting.
      Its easily manipulatable.

    • @PlumberWRX
      @PlumberWRX 4 місяці тому

      no

    • @nxkzofficial
      @nxkzofficial 4 місяці тому

      @@PlumberWRX 2 years too late buddy

  • @AnyLastWords_
    @AnyLastWords_ 3 роки тому +34

    As far as the legitimacy of this, it wouldn't surprise me. The stories you'll find in anyone who wanted more for themselves can get wiiild. Truth is Stranger than Fiction.

  • @shaneloveridge8349
    @shaneloveridge8349 3 роки тому +6

    How u only chuckled a few times is amazing, I was laughing my arse off this entire time. Great bed story time

  • @robg4238
    @robg4238 3 роки тому +11

    Story time with Derek is more entertaining than primetime tv.

  • @FatTonyMaranzano
    @FatTonyMaranzano Рік тому +10

    The drawings are the scribblings of a mad man 😂

  • @BRUCEYBOY
    @BRUCEYBOY 2 роки тому +15

    The cumbot drawings made me bust out in laughter I haven't had in a long time

  • @chainyrabbit
    @chainyrabbit 2 роки тому +11

    I remember when coming off heroin, I used to inject things like water/paracetamol/etc just to easy my mind. There is an obsession with needle use that can be mentally addictive. The ritual of cooking up and then sticking a pin in your vein is hard to cut off cold turkey

  • @Dak1549
    @Dak1549 9 місяців тому +5

    Those diagrams are the greatest schizoposts of all time.

  • @rikmcdik6662
    @rikmcdik6662 2 роки тому +15

    On god I believe this could happen to a teen on tren. Teens already are prone to making extreme decisions based on emotions. Add an addictive personality to that with tren and you’re about to see a crazy show. I met a 19 year old who ended up being in a mental hospital for a month over a similar mindset and actions.

  • @r3cker
    @r3cker 3 роки тому +22

    I haven't watched the video yet I just have to say holy shit that thumbnail lmaoooo super physiological levels of bruh momentoing

  • @kl_d1442
    @kl_d1442 Рік тому +15

    The symbol in the cumbot-equation is the Greek letter “phi” which stands for the golden ratio

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium 3 роки тому +15

    We need to clip Derek reading electronics and equations it's hilarious 🤣

  • @AndrejaPotic
    @AndrejaPotic 3 роки тому +43

    Dereks retroactive tren rage at the mention of Bitchute is absolutely priceless

    • @Dracula_sb
      @Dracula_sb 3 роки тому +3

      F for bitchute

    • @gackhuhn4868
      @gackhuhn4868 2 роки тому

      What is witch bitchute?

    • @bluepump933
      @bluepump933 2 роки тому +1

      what happened with bitchute??? i notice he mentions it oddly in the outros

  • @Paul-vb4mn
    @Paul-vb4mn 3 роки тому +74

    Derick: Who would go to Wikipedia as their first resource?
    Every Highschool and college kid ever: .......

    • @terminaldeity
      @terminaldeity 3 роки тому +2

      I fear for our future

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 3 роки тому +5

      Wikipedia was my go to, the chem info is very accurate and in-depth
      Edit: I'm 33 and still go straight to wiki if I just want the technical info on a chemical.

    • @simdog1502
      @simdog1502 3 роки тому +6

      @@T..C..M seriously, nothing wrong with wiki you just have to have enough common sense to know what you should or should not look for on there

    • @blackroute1527
      @blackroute1527 3 роки тому +3

      As research tool for general information but not for "how to" advice

    • @HANKHILLPROPANEARLEN
      @HANKHILLPROPANEARLEN 3 роки тому +2

      Better than going to some fucking forum or UA-cam as your initial source.

  • @temetnosce17
    @temetnosce17 3 роки тому +15

    Derek needs to hire Paulytoon, the guy that does JRE Toons, to animate these stories lol

  • @Beeker0420
    @Beeker0420 3 роки тому +3

    Another excerpt from the ever-evolving 'Tren Diaries'...always entertaining!

  • @dylanpiazza6358
    @dylanpiazza6358 2 роки тому +7

    mad respect for the guy for being that open and honest to try and help younger people. fuckin weird af lol but much respect for it. we need more of that.

  • @owlperformance2147
    @owlperformance2147 3 роки тому +15

    The "four"or weird symbol is phi, the greek letter "f". It significates here the Golden number (1,680339...) which is used to determinate rhe golden ratio, proportions that we find in nature and are supposed to be the most beautiful. Painters and sculptors used this number in their creations. I guess our mechanic wanted to design a cumbot with the most beautiful proportions, Da Vinci would be proud

    • @matthewjefferys1855
      @matthewjefferys1855 3 роки тому

      The golden ratio is 1.618... 1.680339... is the supergolden ratio

  • @_faultee_
    @_faultee_ Рік тому +6

    Some addicts who shoot up drugs get physical and psychological symptoms right before and after shooting up literally anything. You can totally get hooked to the habit of it. As a person who did drugs for a few years in the early 2010s I know this first hand. I believe he shot up oil in his psychosis. Even after being off drugs for over 10 years, seeing people shoot up in documentaries, movies, or even in the streets of NY it effects me. Drugs are insane, literally.

    • @a.d1775
      @a.d1775 8 місяців тому

      very true; i was snorting quite alot of ketamine during one period of my life(british). when i ran out, i would get this crazy feeling of just needing more. i found some random powder on my desk, thought fuck yeah. felt weird, but i just wanted it to be drugs. ended up realising it was literal cashew nut dust from the cashews i was eating. weirdly enough, i felt kinda high. ur brain gets used to that behaviour illiciting a response, so when you do that behavior again even if it isn't the original compound, you still feel relief and endorphins from it.

    • @a.d1775
      @a.d1775 8 місяців тому

      its even more true with injections

  • @MuscleManLordofBeef
    @MuscleManLordofBeef 3 роки тому +5

    Honestly the major problem I had with tren is the paranoia and overthinking/insecurity issue. I’m able to handle the aggression but the above things have ruined potential relationships for me.

  • @audreyazwell
    @audreyazwell Рік тому +11

    I've never taken gear and don't plan to but this channel is awesome lol I'm totally hooked to this content fr.
    I just started getting into fitness/lifting and this is blowing my mind lol
    Always knew I'd never mess with the stuff but this channel has absolutely solidified that. Not throwing shade at anyone that uses it, just sayin it's definitely not for me lol
    I'm naturally a fiery guy, I'd probably be the worst candidate for using gear 😂

  • @SuperJess135
    @SuperJess135 Рік тому +1

    Over the past serval weeks I’ve been binge listening to these stories and as someone who isn’t trying to get huge and is obsessed with longevity/ health I’d never use gear bc of the risks but I’m beginning to think about how sus my knowledge of this stuff is going to be just from what I’ve picked up listening to dozens of Derek’s videos & him nerding out 😂

  • @airdolphin
    @airdolphin 3 роки тому

    The best part of this guys experience is Derek doing a video on it.

  • @slyose6154
    @slyose6154 3 роки тому +11

    The best creative writing subreddit

  • @donactdum6635
    @donactdum6635 2 роки тому +12

    I’m 17 and so happy everyday when I think about how well informed I am thanks to the internet and reliable sources. Anyone else out there who’s young plz stay natty no matter what!

  • @dante_55_48
    @dante_55_48 3 роки тому +10

    ‘φ’ is the Greek letter for ‘F’ pronounced ‘phi’. Basically in Ancient Greece they had figured out that this number 1.618…. is the so called ‘golden mean’ and it’s been used extensively in stuff like music and architecture. Oh also, when he says ‘the incident’ I’m pretty sure he means the time when he injected olive oil

  • @splaterd100
    @splaterd100 Рік тому +1

    I frequently come back to this video every once in a while to make me hysterically laugh. The part about the dude going on random bouts of racism and then back tracking and feeling regret gets me rolling.

  • @scazscaz1348
    @scazscaz1348 3 роки тому +39

    Why is him using Wikipedia so far fetched? 😂 It's such a common site for anything else so why not use it for gear too

    • @blackroute1527
      @blackroute1527 3 роки тому +3

      You ever been on Wikipedia? Its great for general Information about a topic but there are no tutorials/Tips on how to supplement or do things...

    • @tuanboy1407
      @tuanboy1407 3 роки тому +1

      Also not highly accurate, for example look up PYY ( in Germany) below it is stated that it upregulates fsh and lh, without any source
      While there is a study for this kind of upregulation, but was only seen in mice and not in humans ( i can state the source, but I don’t have it on my mind right now )

    • @jiwachhetri4165
      @jiwachhetri4165 3 роки тому +5

      Wikipedia is not reliable 💀. anyone can write anything. infact, when we were kids, we used to modiy our school's Wikipedia page and roast our teachers

    • @WhiteBoyTariq
      @WhiteBoyTariq 2 роки тому

      Wikipedia is correct 99%of the time, and there are dedicated editors who fact-check every article. And you have to show sources too. @@jiwachhetri4165

    • @zusty9589
      @zusty9589 2 роки тому

      @@WhiteBoyTariq Lol, 'fact-checkers'

  • @J-tu2pb
    @J-tu2pb Рік тому +8

    From the mentally challenged opponent, racist outbursts and trying to make up for it to the Cumbot all hade me dying

  • @shirosurfer8864
    @shirosurfer8864 2 роки тому +4

    I think the hardest secondary effect it's gonna be on his endocrine system and heart depending on how he goes into cardio

  • @milansmith8431
    @milansmith8431 3 роки тому +12

    My goodness. This title is on another level *laughing crying face*

  • @ptdaws.
    @ptdaws. 3 роки тому +1

    bro he even pauses mid sentence when “…” is typed out i love derek🤣🤣

  • @SoberAF83
    @SoberAF83 3 роки тому +15

    29:30 okay, I literally laughed harder at the way Derek is describing this than I have in a long long time. Thank you. Just fucking, thank you.

  • @AlecTramblayCoaching
    @AlecTramblayCoaching 3 роки тому +13

    16 and tren? What can go wrong 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @musashimiyamoto8998
    @musashimiyamoto8998 2 роки тому +9

    This dude was definitely studying electrical engineering during his tren cycle lmfao

  • @leonwerner2224
    @leonwerner2224 3 роки тому +1

    Switching from UA-cam cancel to normal UA-cam to support Derek by watching ads.