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  • @Bobby4USN
    @Bobby4USN 3 місяці тому +59

    His "here's your sign" bit is hysterical and the best version of that is from the early to mid 1990s

  • @timcarder2170
    @timcarder2170 Місяць тому +5

    Lol
    Every time i hear Bill Engvall telling this story(and now You telling Your stories too)
    The thoughts that go through my head are... *"What you're describing isn't a marijuana high.*
    *It sounds more like an acid buzz*
    *Marijuana is, not an hallucinogen."*
    🙄😁😄😆😂🤣
    And true about his not getting edibles..but that would be the dispensaries error.
    Unless the doctor failed to note it on the prescription card...which is highly unlikely. 😎

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 3 місяці тому +39

    A gourd is like a pumpkin or eggplant. Pumpkin and gourd are slang for your head

  • @ronlopo6269
    @ronlopo6269 3 місяці тому +23

    Bill Engval is 1/4 of the BLUE COLLAR comedy tour---- must give them a listen.

    • @ChuckRagland
      @ChuckRagland 3 місяці тому

      Their " I Believe" bit is a MUST!! 🤣

  • @cjxj2202
    @cjxj2202 3 місяці тому +14

    Always found it funny he can be that far gone and still remember every detail lol

  • @kenwilliams9769
    @kenwilliams9769 3 місяці тому +20

    The "urethra" reference is to an earlier bit involving kidney stones.

  • @charlesdailey6028
    @charlesdailey6028 3 місяці тому +24

    His story of flying with the blue Angels is hilarious. I cried I was laughing so hard.

    • @aviator2252
      @aviator2252 3 місяці тому

      have you heard Alex Raymundo's story?

    • @treyinok
      @treyinok 3 місяці тому +2

      I believe it was the thunderbirds he flew with and yes that story was hilarious!

  • @paulvamos7319
    @paulvamos7319 3 місяці тому +23

    Just Sell Him for Parts is a great one from him! I would recommend watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White and Jeff Foxworthy! It's about an hour! 😊

    • @mrbaddog4749
      @mrbaddog4749 3 місяці тому +3

      Yes. This is the way to watch it. You can break it down to 4 - 15 minute parts ( I know you don't like editing, so watch 15 min and add to watch later list ).

    • @elischultes6587
      @elischultes6587 3 місяці тому

      Create one intro then just add it to each video.

  • @butterflymama0838
    @butterflymama0838 3 місяці тому +2

    I've seen Bill live. He had me laughing so hard I was almost pissing my pants 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaronburdon221
    @aaronburdon221 3 місяці тому +5

    Most of his bits are good. He's personally my favorite of the blue collar comedy tour, but "heres your sign", "Flying with the blue angels", and a few others are his most funny bits in my opinion.

  • @drummunky85
    @drummunky85 3 місяці тому +2

    When he flies with the Air Force Thunderbirds!!!

  • @SFAPowerhouse
    @SFAPowerhouse 3 місяці тому +15

    Watch anything from Bill Engvall....especially his signature bits, "Here's Your Sign". The premise is he explains a situation, has a setup question, and it shows how stupid a person is. The stupid person is awarded with a "I'm Stupid" sign.

    • @joshuatift4640
      @joshuatift4640 3 місяці тому +1

      There giving those signs away at the DNC Convention in Schitcago 😊

  • @rray848
    @rray848 3 місяці тому +1

    My wife and I went to one of the Blue Collar Comedy Tours... Bill was the funniest of the 4 comedians... loved his set. We were falling out of our chairs during his jokes. Part of it was the jokes but really what sold most of his jokes was his delivery...

  • @JohnPaul-hm2ys
    @JohnPaul-hm2ys 3 місяці тому +2

    The small Urethra story is funny as well. Bill always makes me laugh.

  • @thedominator87
    @thedominator87 3 місяці тому +7

    "the more you cough the more you get off. thats applicable in more than one situation"
    yup i know, my mind lives in the gutter too :)

    • @brittreacts
      @brittreacts  3 місяці тому +1

      THE GUTTER!!! 😂😂😂

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 3 місяці тому +15

    "Acute angina". Acute meaning severe. Angina, or angina pectoris means chest pains related to the heart momentarily not getting enough oxygen, but not a heart attack as heart rhythm is not disrupted.

    • @edwardgaller359
      @edwardgaller359 3 місяці тому

      Acute means small, not extreme

    • @deborahcornell171
      @deborahcornell171 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@edwardgaller359
      It means severe & sudden, especially in medical terms.

    • @bobsylvester88
      @bobsylvester88 3 місяці тому

      Acute vs a cute.. Angina 💔

  • @jenniferneuensmorgan9272
    @jenniferneuensmorgan9272 3 місяці тому +6

    I love this man so damn much…..but he almost killed me. He almost killed me y’all. Thirty years ago, I was driving to Vegas. It was Sunday night, I was an hour out of Denver. Just coming into the beginnings of the Rockies. On a country radio station, they had a Sunday night gig of playing an entire album. The album they chose this fateful Sunday evening? Bill Engvall’s “Here’s Your Sign”. So, I’m listening. I’m listening. And then I am laughing. And I’m laughing and I’m laughing. I’m laughing so bloody hard, I almost drive off the damn road…..IN THE ROCKIES!! Can you imagine the sheer drop?!? I would have been unalived doo-doo. In a Ford Aspire. 😐😐😐 So, yeah. I adore that man, but he is frigging DANGEROUS!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @kevinmarshall854
    @kevinmarshall854 3 місяці тому +2

    A GOURD is a type of large squash type vegetable that they used for different things years back
    .

  • @timlawson817
    @timlawson817 3 місяці тому +3

    A gourd is like a pumpkin. Sometimes the head is referred a gourd .

  • @jeffwhyte5867
    @jeffwhyte5867 3 місяці тому +5

    Thanks Britt, I was waiting for part 2 LOL Love your laugh!

  • @Nana-vi4rd
    @Nana-vi4rd 2 місяці тому

    A gore is like an egg plant type veggie.....people get them cut a hole in them, clean out the meaty portion of it and use it for a bird feeder, or a plant holder. All kinds of things. My Mexican mother in law had one she had cleaned out and cut it such a way. They used it to get drinking water out of a pot she had on her back porch. Just goggled it, its a fleshy, typically are fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

  • @jeffreyphipps1507
    @jeffreyphipps1507 3 місяці тому +5

    A Myocardial Infarction (MI) is what we normally call a heart attack. It is characterized by disruptive heart patterns. If the patterns persist, it can result in a non-shockable pattern that a person dies from. Acute Angina Pectoris is caused by the heart having insufficient blood flow (and thus not enough oxygen is being delivered). If detected early, the usual procedure would likely be surgery to clear blockage in the arteries, bypass, or stent(s) to ensure sufficient blood flow to the heart. Prognosis is usually good when detected early. If the heart is starved of blood flow for an extended amount of time, the heart muscle will weaken making it hard for it to move blood around the body (to the lungs, brain, other organs, through capillaries in the limbs, etc.) and this will lead to death.

    • @MGower4465
      @MGower4465 3 місяці тому

      @@jeffreyphipps1507 Just don't be like the one blonde who didn't listen very close to the doctor and ended up telling everyone her dad was recovering after a "massive internal fart".

    • @carsonelliott6522
      @carsonelliott6522 3 місяці тому

      Mild acute angina that resolves with rest is also often treated with a prescription of nitroglycerin as needed.

  • @tomhenderson4484
    @tomhenderson4484 3 місяці тому +1

    Also when Bill said that line about the small urethra he talks about it when he gets a Kenedy stone earlier in the show

  • @77tml
    @77tml 3 місяці тому +1

    "Chicks cannot hold their smoke" The Breakfast Club.

  • @rickpetersen1745
    @rickpetersen1745 3 місяці тому

    Take this from someone who started with drugs back in 1967 and quit in 2014. I did everything that hit the streets. The two think I contribute to still being alive was education and research. Knowing what you are taking and what the effects you are about to experience are key.

  • @tamiw.166
    @tamiw.166 3 місяці тому

    ........And once you straighten up, you can't remember all the best ideas you've ever had! 🤣🤣 (oh, your "gourd" is your head - it's a 70's thing) Love Bill Envall, love you ♥

  • @jamesray9009
    @jamesray9009 3 місяці тому +6

    every package of "legal" weed I seen has directions on them lol

  • @matthewdooley7855
    @matthewdooley7855 3 місяці тому +1

    His voices/tone in this are great.

  • @jayweb51
    @jayweb51 3 місяці тому

    You need to check out Bill Engvall "Sell Him For Parts", it is quite a long story; but you can check out individual segments, the part referring to a small urethra is title "I Have a Small What?".

  • @Sue-zf5uu
    @Sue-zf5uu 3 місяці тому

    Pumpkin is a gourd, like butternut squash and louffa sponge lol. It's a term for being out if your mind since you eat the inside of the gourd lol

  • @rllangevin3841
    @rllangevin3841 3 місяці тому +1

    Great reaction, Britt! Next up - Air Force Thunderbirds or Dancing with the Stars.

  • @nativetexan9776
    @nativetexan9776 3 місяці тому

    A gourd is a squash, Cantelope, watermelon. pumpkin.... stuff you see at halloween.

  • @lioneldube-so3ln
    @lioneldube-so3ln 3 місяці тому

    Omg haha you are so great you look so beautiful 8o), and you have a great voice as well keep reacting to comedians as much as you can and I am sure you will make more of us laugh with you so much, just so you know you look so very beautiful and young always be happy for all of us 8o). Thank you again.

  • @kevinmarshall854
    @kevinmarshall854 3 місяці тому

    Bill is one of the 4 comedians from the "BLUE COLLAR" comedy tour. You NEED TO WATCH ANY OF THE 2 SHOWS!!! BILL INGVAL, LARRY THE CABLE MAN, JEFF FOXWORTY AND RON WHITE. THEY ARE VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!!/🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justingraves8649
    @justingraves8649 3 місяці тому +7

    You, should react to comedian Ron White's bar story.💯

  • @GrouchyOldBear7
    @GrouchyOldBear7 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for the video. I enjoyed it.

  • @rodlepine233
    @rodlepine233 3 місяці тому

    Gourds include the fruits of some flowering plant species in the family Cucurbitaceae, particularly Cucurbita and Lagenaria. The term refers to a number of species and subspecies, many with hard shells, and some without.

  • @lgarnes1
    @lgarnes1 3 місяці тому +1

    You MUST watch "Here's Your Sign." Any of them.

  • @jjwhite_4208
    @jjwhite_4208 3 місяці тому

    SMOKE everyday! Lol

  • @jeffreyphipps1507
    @jeffreyphipps1507 3 місяці тому +2

    Easiest example of a gourd is a pumpkin. Gourds come in other shapes, colors, sizes.

  • @general-cromwell6639
    @general-cromwell6639 3 місяці тому

    A something like a heart attack.
    All the best.
    Cheers.

  • @MommaBird52
    @MommaBird52 3 місяці тому +1

    I cracked up when you started patting your head. I just saw a black man on UA-cam saying he knows Kamala is not black because she never does this. Then he started patting all over his head 😅

  • @chriskelley7674
    @chriskelley7674 28 днів тому

    "I only like white chocolate"...... my stupid immature brain: *snirk*

  • @elizabethfranco1284
    @elizabethfranco1284 3 місяці тому +2

    Gourd a non edible fruit used for decorating related to squashes. Also another name for head or mind.

  • @js3599
    @js3599 3 місяці тому +2

    Older skits? Go with his "Here's Your sign".... It is his signiture performance... There are live stand up performances, and also a music video with Travis Tritt singing with Bill doing the stand up...
    Also, ANYTHING from his Blue Collar Comedy Tour days...

  • @BuckInchuteranch1
    @BuckInchuteranch1 3 місяці тому +2

    I wish I could kick back after a workday and take a puff or 2 and relax. But as a truck driver, we get randomly drug tested and it’s still federally illegal.

  • @mwhumble
    @mwhumble 3 місяці тому

    A gourd is a hollow squash. It's a euphemism for skull.

  • @jayweb51
    @jayweb51 Місяць тому

    The reference to 'acute' means sharp or severe, like an acute angle has some sort of point to the angle. The opposite to acute in geometry is obtuse which means dull or blunt; in medical terms opposite of acute is chronic which means persistent or recurring.

  • @chrispavlich9656
    @chrispavlich9656 3 місяці тому

    A gourd is a type of squash that some people make bird houses out of. I’m sure you have probably seen them hanging in someone’s yard

  • @91GT347
    @91GT347 3 місяці тому

    You know those thongs you see at Halloween. Sometimes the seeds dry up inside and they rattle. All different shapes and colors. Some look like tiny pumpkins. Those are gourds. They're actually just different kinds of inedible squash I believe.

  • @marzinjedi6437
    @marzinjedi6437 3 місяці тому

    A gourd is kin to the cucumber and can be turned into a gourd birdhouse or a drinking bowl !

  • @wmason1961
    @wmason1961 2 місяці тому

    My wife and I had tickets to the blue man group in Vegas. A couple of hours before the show, she ate way too many 10mg gummies. It was a very difficult walk for her into the show, but enjoyed the hell out of it. It was a very memorable night.

  • @nicholascampbell7334
    @nicholascampbell7334 4 дні тому

    I work as a paramedic and I can’t count how many times I’ve picked people up for freaking out after trying edibles lol.

  • @paulastephens2640
    @paulastephens2640 2 місяці тому

    This is part of his "Sell him for parts" show.

  • @pageribe2399
    @pageribe2399 3 місяці тому

    A "gourd" is a type of fruit. There are many varieties, some edible, some not. Pumpkins are edible gourds. People often make birdhouses out of the inedible varieties.

  • @pierowmania2775
    @pierowmania2775 2 місяці тому

    "Dork fish!"
    "Here's your sign." (The entire album. Break it up into parts. "Mr. Loo? Is there a Mr. Loo in the class?")

  • @dakklan
    @dakklan 3 місяці тому +3

    Acute: An adjective that means "sharp," "severe," or "intense".

  • @nicholassolntzeff9232
    @nicholassolntzeff9232 3 місяці тому +1

    Watch “Douce Biggolow, European gigolo”. There is a scene with space cakes. It contains cannabis.

  • @homefry707
    @homefry707 3 місяці тому

    I live in an area known for growing good weed. I didn’t try it until I was almost 40. A friend that worked in a dispensary walked me through everything from terpenes & how they can be medicinal to hotboxing. 😂 It was so helpful.

  • @kevinmarshall854
    @kevinmarshall854 3 місяці тому

    Angina for many people feels like they are having a heart attack instead of indigestion.

  • @williamjamesayers7719
    @williamjamesayers7719 3 місяці тому

    Now that's awesome is another great piece of Bill Engvall.

  • @gaia1577
    @gaia1577 3 місяці тому

    If I'm going to be getting high, that means I'm not going nowhere! I'm in my house, relaxing. Too strong to use around any people or places.

  • @DavidRomigJr
    @DavidRomigJr 3 місяці тому

    Angina is chest pains caused by low blood flow to the heart.
    Acute means severe.

  • @wbshappy1
    @wbshappy1 2 місяці тому

    "Gourd" = 60's colloquialism for "your mind" or "your head". Similar to being off your "Rocker".

  • @Samurai_Stoner
    @Samurai_Stoner 3 місяці тому

    As a professional stoner, he's 100% accurate 😂

  • @jameshuston9589
    @jameshuston9589 3 місяці тому

    A pumpkin is a type of gourde.

  • @dougcherney7981
    @dougcherney7981 3 місяці тому

    Britt, I so enjoy your reactions to videos. You are fun! I wish you so much success.

  • @Derrell911
    @Derrell911 2 місяці тому

    Acute is medical for "sudden onset " myocardial infarction is medical for "heart attack "

  • @michaelbiggs2238
    @michaelbiggs2238 3 місяці тому

    You need to listen the Bill and Blue Angles story,, HILARIOUS

  • @cybersonic8472
    @cybersonic8472 3 місяці тому

    Yes he had a good bit about getting a catheter put in

  • @bobbargeloh3273
    @bobbargeloh3273 3 місяці тому

    I have done lots of stuff you ride the wave yo and you just have to have the right mindset I remember one time on acid my girl made me take her to the club and she freaked out lol

  • @aaronhusk
    @aaronhusk 3 місяці тому

    acute is a fancy word for small
    angina is a fancy word for pain.

  • @dollcf6722
    @dollcf6722 3 місяці тому +1

    Acute is sudden onset and angina is chest pain.

  • @johnathanstruble1064
    @johnathanstruble1064 3 місяці тому

    Bill flys with the Thunderbirds.
    Ya know the Military Thunderbirds, ....as a celebrity, apparently they get an invitation to fly with the Thunderbirds....it's 17 minutes of pure joy..!!
    Please react to this one!

  • @kathylivedinthe80s14
    @kathylivedinthe80s14 3 місяці тому

    A gourd is a non edible fruit it’s related to pumpkins,squashes people would refer to gourds as your head back in the day

  • @christypriest30
    @christypriest30 3 місяці тому

    Acute angina. Had to laugh because I’m a paramedic and use that term almost daily. For the record: acute is basically the opposite of chronic

  • @willaimrobinson9383
    @willaimrobinson9383 3 місяці тому

    My personal funniest story about edibles. I woke up in the middle of the night and needed a little snack. I found some apple cobbler in a Tupperware bowl in the fridge. Now, my wife`s cousin makes edibles ( and I don`t smoke at all) but I didn`t know that we had any of that. I ate about half of it, about a 3 inch square, it only take about 3/4 an inch to get you hi. Needless to say, I was HHHIIIIIIII ! "Honey, I think I messed up....I can`t feel my nose! did you get that cobbler from your cousin???? I was still HI the next day..... ALL DAY.

  • @jaysanchez5804
    @jaysanchez5804 3 місяці тому +3

    Please do Robin Williams the invention of golf

    • @triman95
      @triman95 3 місяці тому +2

      Anything from "Robin Williams Live at the Met"

    • @jaysanchez5804
      @jaysanchez5804 3 місяці тому +1

      @@triman95 live on Broadway special was also a goat

  • @diannadavis1362
    @diannadavis1362 3 місяці тому

    From an old pot head , my motto is , " if you don't want them to know your high , never let them see you NOT high . "

  • @sallyphillips9175
    @sallyphillips9175 3 місяці тому +2

    Myocardial infarction is another name for heart attack.

  • @Pappa_Mac
    @Pappa_Mac 3 місяці тому

    Acute angina refers to heart issues. Acute means sharp, angina refers to chest pain caused by reduced blood flow to the heart. It is a precursor to heart disease, which can lead to heart failure and possibly heart attacks.

  • @MommaBird52
    @MommaBird52 3 місяці тому

    You are out of your gourd = you've lost your mind!

  • @stevenskorich7878
    @stevenskorich7878 3 місяці тому

    Britt, I am with you on this 'drugs are not for everyone" thing. A long time ago, in a galaxy not far off, when I was a university student, I tried smoking weed. I didn't like the effect on my lungs, to start with (unlike Bill Clinton, I inhaled). Then, the paranoia and / or manic, uncontrolled giggling was not a lot of fun. Once, a friend made what he called "fantasy fudge", which was a standard fudge recipe with an ounce of weed incorporated into it. That produced a very strong, long-lasting high - stoned, verily! I have not touched the stuff since 1971, no regrets. "Ale, man! Ale's the stuff to drink / For fellows whom it hurts to think!"

  • @philiphanks1975
    @philiphanks1975 3 місяці тому

    myocardial infarction is a fancy way of saying heart attack it where part of your heart is dying

  • @Maiko100876
    @Maiko100876 3 місяці тому

    A gourd is in the pumpkin / squash family it grows large round and white like a skull. Gourd=skull.

  • @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
    @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 3 місяці тому

    If you ain’t choking, you ain’t smoking. 😗💨

  • @geraldgifford2789
    @geraldgifford2789 3 місяці тому

    A Gord in this video means his Head

  • @billwyatt2449
    @billwyatt2449 2 місяці тому

    I am a child of the 1070s. enough said. Peace be with you.

  • @jonathanmcfarland1407
    @jonathanmcfarland1407 3 місяці тому

    You have to do Bill Engvall's- Vicodine Land. Oh and please react to John Pinette-Extended Warranty. I know you'll love it. Loved this reaction, just like all your reactions I've seen so far! Still wishing you and those you love nothing but the best. Say hello to your cousin for me! Just got through watching his reaction to judge Joe Brown commenting about Kamala Harris. His laugh is contagious, and your laugh is much more animated. You're more of a full body reaction when reacting. I've probably have 10 total reaction channels that I follow daily. And you two are among those 10. Hope the baby is still doing great! Love you Britt!! Hope your channel continues to grow....I may not be comparable to white chocolate, however, I have been told I am just as sweet! Lol Peace girl!

  • @SIR-DanielHunter
    @SIR-DanielHunter 3 місяці тому

    My Grandpa used to grow gourds. Gourds are a hard shell seed grandpa would cut them to use to drank water from the well..

  • @cherlynsmith6153
    @cherlynsmith6153 3 місяці тому +1

    Watch the ones that say here's your sign

  • @aardvark1056
    @aardvark1056 3 місяці тому

    Any Bill Engvall video will be hilarious .. I would also recommend Jeff Foxworthy

  • @HolySilverStrike
    @HolySilverStrike Місяць тому

    You need to react to bill Engvall flying with the Air Force thunderbirds

  • @jeffreyphipps1507
    @jeffreyphipps1507 3 місяці тому

    acute is a sudden increase to a severe state (which is why Acute AP tends to be treated as a MI initially, because if if not treated right immediately a MI will render a patient dead shortly). Chronic pain (the functional opposite of acute pain) is a persistent or regular pain. In theory, menstrual pain that is regular could be described as chronic. The only caveat to that statement is that menstrual pain varies in a given woman often. Acute examples are the need to remove an infected appendix. Anything likely causing such incredible pain that might require surgery within hours. My gallbladder went septic (but intact) requiring surgery. I went to the ER at night and was operated on early the next morning - less than five hours later. Acute illness requires treatment immediately either to save or to treat a person in extreme pain. Chronic is treating extended pain, health diseases (like Diabetes or heart disease), or conditions (like Epilepsy or others). Diseases can lead to acute conditions without management. Certain conditions you might be born with and need treatment to prevent sudden acute episodes (going with Epilepsy, to prevent seizures).

  • @damienjoseph7540
    @damienjoseph7540 3 місяці тому

    How have you never heard about acute angina 😂 the jokes have been around a while

  • @LJsReactions
    @LJsReactions 3 місяці тому

    You got to check out Josh Wolfs 2nd favorite practical joke!!!

  • @sandralorenz1796
    @sandralorenz1796 3 місяці тому

    Myocardial infarction is a heart attack. Acute means severe.

  • @justabaker5609
    @justabaker5609 3 місяці тому +1

    Not sure you know but Auntie Reba will have a new comedy show this fall.

  • @pegajense
    @pegajense 3 місяці тому

    He is one of my favorite the Flying with the Blue Angels is funny as hell. Bill had his own show for a brief time that I loved but I guess it didn't get enough viewers 😞

  • @markgowans
    @markgowans 3 місяці тому

    Look for a clip from Bill about passing a kidney stone. You'll then understand the small urethra thing.