Lol Every time i hear Bill Engvall telling this story(and now You telling Your stories too) The thoughts that go through my head are... *"What you're describing isn't a marijuana high.* *It sounds more like an acid buzz* *Marijuana is, not an hallucinogen."* 🙄😁😄😆😂🤣 And true about his not getting edibles..but that would be the dispensaries error. Unless the doctor failed to note it on the prescription card...which is highly unlikely. 😎
Just Sell Him for Parts is a great one from him! I would recommend watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White and Jeff Foxworthy! It's about an hour! 😊
Yes. This is the way to watch it. You can break it down to 4 - 15 minute parts ( I know you don't like editing, so watch 15 min and add to watch later list ).
Most of his bits are good. He's personally my favorite of the blue collar comedy tour, but "heres your sign", "Flying with the blue angels", and a few others are his most funny bits in my opinion.
Watch anything from Bill Engvall....especially his signature bits, "Here's Your Sign". The premise is he explains a situation, has a setup question, and it shows how stupid a person is. The stupid person is awarded with a "I'm Stupid" sign.
My wife and I went to one of the Blue Collar Comedy Tours... Bill was the funniest of the 4 comedians... loved his set. We were falling out of our chairs during his jokes. Part of it was the jokes but really what sold most of his jokes was his delivery...
"Acute angina". Acute meaning severe. Angina, or angina pectoris means chest pains related to the heart momentarily not getting enough oxygen, but not a heart attack as heart rhythm is not disrupted.
I love this man so damn much…..but he almost killed me. He almost killed me y’all. Thirty years ago, I was driving to Vegas. It was Sunday night, I was an hour out of Denver. Just coming into the beginnings of the Rockies. On a country radio station, they had a Sunday night gig of playing an entire album. The album they chose this fateful Sunday evening? Bill Engvall’s “Here’s Your Sign”. So, I’m listening. I’m listening. And then I am laughing. And I’m laughing and I’m laughing. I’m laughing so bloody hard, I almost drive off the damn road…..IN THE ROCKIES!! Can you imagine the sheer drop?!? I would have been unalived doo-doo. In a Ford Aspire. 😐😐😐 So, yeah. I adore that man, but he is frigging DANGEROUS!! 🤣😂🤣
A gore is like an egg plant type veggie.....people get them cut a hole in them, clean out the meaty portion of it and use it for a bird feeder, or a plant holder. All kinds of things. My Mexican mother in law had one she had cleaned out and cut it such a way. They used it to get drinking water out of a pot she had on her back porch. Just goggled it, its a fleshy, typically are fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.
A Myocardial Infarction (MI) is what we normally call a heart attack. It is characterized by disruptive heart patterns. If the patterns persist, it can result in a non-shockable pattern that a person dies from. Acute Angina Pectoris is caused by the heart having insufficient blood flow (and thus not enough oxygen is being delivered). If detected early, the usual procedure would likely be surgery to clear blockage in the arteries, bypass, or stent(s) to ensure sufficient blood flow to the heart. Prognosis is usually good when detected early. If the heart is starved of blood flow for an extended amount of time, the heart muscle will weaken making it hard for it to move blood around the body (to the lungs, brain, other organs, through capillaries in the limbs, etc.) and this will lead to death.
@@jeffreyphipps1507 Just don't be like the one blonde who didn't listen very close to the doctor and ended up telling everyone her dad was recovering after a "massive internal fart".
Take this from someone who started with drugs back in 1967 and quit in 2014. I did everything that hit the streets. The two think I contribute to still being alive was education and research. Knowing what you are taking and what the effects you are about to experience are key.
........And once you straighten up, you can't remember all the best ideas you've ever had! 🤣🤣 (oh, your "gourd" is your head - it's a 70's thing) Love Bill Envall, love you ♥
You need to check out Bill Engvall "Sell Him For Parts", it is quite a long story; but you can check out individual segments, the part referring to a small urethra is title "I Have a Small What?".
Omg haha you are so great you look so beautiful 8o), and you have a great voice as well keep reacting to comedians as much as you can and I am sure you will make more of us laugh with you so much, just so you know you look so very beautiful and young always be happy for all of us 8o). Thank you again.
Bill is one of the 4 comedians from the "BLUE COLLAR" comedy tour. You NEED TO WATCH ANY OF THE 2 SHOWS!!! BILL INGVAL, LARRY THE CABLE MAN, JEFF FOXWORTY AND RON WHITE. THEY ARE VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!!/🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gourds include the fruits of some flowering plant species in the family Cucurbitaceae, particularly Cucurbita and Lagenaria. The term refers to a number of species and subspecies, many with hard shells, and some without.
I cracked up when you started patting your head. I just saw a black man on UA-cam saying he knows Kamala is not black because she never does this. Then he started patting all over his head 😅
Older skits? Go with his "Here's Your sign".... It is his signiture performance... There are live stand up performances, and also a music video with Travis Tritt singing with Bill doing the stand up... Also, ANYTHING from his Blue Collar Comedy Tour days...
I wish I could kick back after a workday and take a puff or 2 and relax. But as a truck driver, we get randomly drug tested and it’s still federally illegal.
The reference to 'acute' means sharp or severe, like an acute angle has some sort of point to the angle. The opposite to acute in geometry is obtuse which means dull or blunt; in medical terms opposite of acute is chronic which means persistent or recurring.
You know those thongs you see at Halloween. Sometimes the seeds dry up inside and they rattle. All different shapes and colors. Some look like tiny pumpkins. Those are gourds. They're actually just different kinds of inedible squash I believe.
My wife and I had tickets to the blue man group in Vegas. A couple of hours before the show, she ate way too many 10mg gummies. It was a very difficult walk for her into the show, but enjoyed the hell out of it. It was a very memorable night.
A "gourd" is a type of fruit. There are many varieties, some edible, some not. Pumpkins are edible gourds. People often make birdhouses out of the inedible varieties.
I live in an area known for growing good weed. I didn’t try it until I was almost 40. A friend that worked in a dispensary walked me through everything from terpenes & how they can be medicinal to hotboxing. 😂 It was so helpful.
I have done lots of stuff you ride the wave yo and you just have to have the right mindset I remember one time on acid my girl made me take her to the club and she freaked out lol
Bill flys with the Thunderbirds. Ya know the Military Thunderbirds, ....as a celebrity, apparently they get an invitation to fly with the Thunderbirds....it's 17 minutes of pure joy..!! Please react to this one!
My personal funniest story about edibles. I woke up in the middle of the night and needed a little snack. I found some apple cobbler in a Tupperware bowl in the fridge. Now, my wife`s cousin makes edibles ( and I don`t smoke at all) but I didn`t know that we had any of that. I ate about half of it, about a 3 inch square, it only take about 3/4 an inch to get you hi. Needless to say, I was HHHIIIIIIII ! "Honey, I think I messed up....I can`t feel my nose! did you get that cobbler from your cousin???? I was still HI the next day..... ALL DAY.
Acute angina refers to heart issues. Acute means sharp, angina refers to chest pain caused by reduced blood flow to the heart. It is a precursor to heart disease, which can lead to heart failure and possibly heart attacks.
Britt, I am with you on this 'drugs are not for everyone" thing. A long time ago, in a galaxy not far off, when I was a university student, I tried smoking weed. I didn't like the effect on my lungs, to start with (unlike Bill Clinton, I inhaled). Then, the paranoia and / or manic, uncontrolled giggling was not a lot of fun. Once, a friend made what he called "fantasy fudge", which was a standard fudge recipe with an ounce of weed incorporated into it. That produced a very strong, long-lasting high - stoned, verily! I have not touched the stuff since 1971, no regrets. "Ale, man! Ale's the stuff to drink / For fellows whom it hurts to think!"
You have to do Bill Engvall's- Vicodine Land. Oh and please react to John Pinette-Extended Warranty. I know you'll love it. Loved this reaction, just like all your reactions I've seen so far! Still wishing you and those you love nothing but the best. Say hello to your cousin for me! Just got through watching his reaction to judge Joe Brown commenting about Kamala Harris. His laugh is contagious, and your laugh is much more animated. You're more of a full body reaction when reacting. I've probably have 10 total reaction channels that I follow daily. And you two are among those 10. Hope the baby is still doing great! Love you Britt!! Hope your channel continues to grow....I may not be comparable to white chocolate, however, I have been told I am just as sweet! Lol Peace girl!
acute is a sudden increase to a severe state (which is why Acute AP tends to be treated as a MI initially, because if if not treated right immediately a MI will render a patient dead shortly). Chronic pain (the functional opposite of acute pain) is a persistent or regular pain. In theory, menstrual pain that is regular could be described as chronic. The only caveat to that statement is that menstrual pain varies in a given woman often. Acute examples are the need to remove an infected appendix. Anything likely causing such incredible pain that might require surgery within hours. My gallbladder went septic (but intact) requiring surgery. I went to the ER at night and was operated on early the next morning - less than five hours later. Acute illness requires treatment immediately either to save or to treat a person in extreme pain. Chronic is treating extended pain, health diseases (like Diabetes or heart disease), or conditions (like Epilepsy or others). Diseases can lead to acute conditions without management. Certain conditions you might be born with and need treatment to prevent sudden acute episodes (going with Epilepsy, to prevent seizures).
He is one of my favorite the Flying with the Blue Angels is funny as hell. Bill had his own show for a brief time that I loved but I guess it didn't get enough viewers 😞
His "here's your sign" bit is hysterical and the best version of that is from the early to mid 1990s
As well as the song with Travis Tritt
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Lol
Every time i hear Bill Engvall telling this story(and now You telling Your stories too)
The thoughts that go through my head are... *"What you're describing isn't a marijuana high.*
*It sounds more like an acid buzz*
*Marijuana is, not an hallucinogen."*
🙄😁😄😆😂🤣
And true about his not getting edibles..but that would be the dispensaries error.
Unless the doctor failed to note it on the prescription card...which is highly unlikely. 😎
A gourd is like a pumpkin or eggplant. Pumpkin and gourd are slang for your head
Bill Engval is 1/4 of the BLUE COLLAR comedy tour---- must give them a listen.
Their " I Believe" bit is a MUST!! 🤣
Always found it funny he can be that far gone and still remember every detail lol
The "urethra" reference is to an earlier bit involving kidney stones.
His story of flying with the blue Angels is hilarious. I cried I was laughing so hard.
have you heard Alex Raymundo's story?
I believe it was the thunderbirds he flew with and yes that story was hilarious!
Just Sell Him for Parts is a great one from him! I would recommend watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Ron "Tater Salad" White and Jeff Foxworthy! It's about an hour! 😊
Yes. This is the way to watch it. You can break it down to 4 - 15 minute parts ( I know you don't like editing, so watch 15 min and add to watch later list ).
Create one intro then just add it to each video.
I've seen Bill live. He had me laughing so hard I was almost pissing my pants 🤣🤣🤣
Most of his bits are good. He's personally my favorite of the blue collar comedy tour, but "heres your sign", "Flying with the blue angels", and a few others are his most funny bits in my opinion.
When he flies with the Air Force Thunderbirds!!!
Watch anything from Bill Engvall....especially his signature bits, "Here's Your Sign". The premise is he explains a situation, has a setup question, and it shows how stupid a person is. The stupid person is awarded with a "I'm Stupid" sign.
There giving those signs away at the DNC Convention in Schitcago 😊
My wife and I went to one of the Blue Collar Comedy Tours... Bill was the funniest of the 4 comedians... loved his set. We were falling out of our chairs during his jokes. Part of it was the jokes but really what sold most of his jokes was his delivery...
The small Urethra story is funny as well. Bill always makes me laugh.
"the more you cough the more you get off. thats applicable in more than one situation"
yup i know, my mind lives in the gutter too :)
THE GUTTER!!! 😂😂😂
"Acute angina". Acute meaning severe. Angina, or angina pectoris means chest pains related to the heart momentarily not getting enough oxygen, but not a heart attack as heart rhythm is not disrupted.
Acute means small, not extreme
@@edwardgaller359
It means severe & sudden, especially in medical terms.
Acute vs a cute.. Angina 💔
I love this man so damn much…..but he almost killed me. He almost killed me y’all. Thirty years ago, I was driving to Vegas. It was Sunday night, I was an hour out of Denver. Just coming into the beginnings of the Rockies. On a country radio station, they had a Sunday night gig of playing an entire album. The album they chose this fateful Sunday evening? Bill Engvall’s “Here’s Your Sign”. So, I’m listening. I’m listening. And then I am laughing. And I’m laughing and I’m laughing. I’m laughing so bloody hard, I almost drive off the damn road…..IN THE ROCKIES!! Can you imagine the sheer drop?!? I would have been unalived doo-doo. In a Ford Aspire. 😐😐😐 So, yeah. I adore that man, but he is frigging DANGEROUS!! 🤣😂🤣
A GOURD is a type of large squash type vegetable that they used for different things years back
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A gourd is like a pumpkin. Sometimes the head is referred a gourd .
Thanks Britt, I was waiting for part 2 LOL Love your laugh!
A gore is like an egg plant type veggie.....people get them cut a hole in them, clean out the meaty portion of it and use it for a bird feeder, or a plant holder. All kinds of things. My Mexican mother in law had one she had cleaned out and cut it such a way. They used it to get drinking water out of a pot she had on her back porch. Just goggled it, its a fleshy, typically are fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.
A Myocardial Infarction (MI) is what we normally call a heart attack. It is characterized by disruptive heart patterns. If the patterns persist, it can result in a non-shockable pattern that a person dies from. Acute Angina Pectoris is caused by the heart having insufficient blood flow (and thus not enough oxygen is being delivered). If detected early, the usual procedure would likely be surgery to clear blockage in the arteries, bypass, or stent(s) to ensure sufficient blood flow to the heart. Prognosis is usually good when detected early. If the heart is starved of blood flow for an extended amount of time, the heart muscle will weaken making it hard for it to move blood around the body (to the lungs, brain, other organs, through capillaries in the limbs, etc.) and this will lead to death.
@@jeffreyphipps1507 Just don't be like the one blonde who didn't listen very close to the doctor and ended up telling everyone her dad was recovering after a "massive internal fart".
Mild acute angina that resolves with rest is also often treated with a prescription of nitroglycerin as needed.
Also when Bill said that line about the small urethra he talks about it when he gets a Kenedy stone earlier in the show
"Chicks cannot hold their smoke" The Breakfast Club.
Take this from someone who started with drugs back in 1967 and quit in 2014. I did everything that hit the streets. The two think I contribute to still being alive was education and research. Knowing what you are taking and what the effects you are about to experience are key.
........And once you straighten up, you can't remember all the best ideas you've ever had! 🤣🤣 (oh, your "gourd" is your head - it's a 70's thing) Love Bill Envall, love you ♥
every package of "legal" weed I seen has directions on them lol
His voices/tone in this are great.
You need to check out Bill Engvall "Sell Him For Parts", it is quite a long story; but you can check out individual segments, the part referring to a small urethra is title "I Have a Small What?".
Pumpkin is a gourd, like butternut squash and louffa sponge lol. It's a term for being out if your mind since you eat the inside of the gourd lol
Great reaction, Britt! Next up - Air Force Thunderbirds or Dancing with the Stars.
A gourd is a squash, Cantelope, watermelon. pumpkin.... stuff you see at halloween.
Omg haha you are so great you look so beautiful 8o), and you have a great voice as well keep reacting to comedians as much as you can and I am sure you will make more of us laugh with you so much, just so you know you look so very beautiful and young always be happy for all of us 8o). Thank you again.
Bill is one of the 4 comedians from the "BLUE COLLAR" comedy tour. You NEED TO WATCH ANY OF THE 2 SHOWS!!! BILL INGVAL, LARRY THE CABLE MAN, JEFF FOXWORTY AND RON WHITE. THEY ARE VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!!/🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You, should react to comedian Ron White's bar story.💯
Thanks for the video. I enjoyed it.
Gourds include the fruits of some flowering plant species in the family Cucurbitaceae, particularly Cucurbita and Lagenaria. The term refers to a number of species and subspecies, many with hard shells, and some without.
You MUST watch "Here's Your Sign." Any of them.
SMOKE everyday! Lol
Easiest example of a gourd is a pumpkin. Gourds come in other shapes, colors, sizes.
A something like a heart attack.
All the best.
Cheers.
I cracked up when you started patting your head. I just saw a black man on UA-cam saying he knows Kamala is not black because she never does this. Then he started patting all over his head 😅
"I only like white chocolate"...... my stupid immature brain: *snirk*
Gourd a non edible fruit used for decorating related to squashes. Also another name for head or mind.
Older skits? Go with his "Here's Your sign".... It is his signiture performance... There are live stand up performances, and also a music video with Travis Tritt singing with Bill doing the stand up...
Also, ANYTHING from his Blue Collar Comedy Tour days...
I wish I could kick back after a workday and take a puff or 2 and relax. But as a truck driver, we get randomly drug tested and it’s still federally illegal.
A gourd is a hollow squash. It's a euphemism for skull.
The reference to 'acute' means sharp or severe, like an acute angle has some sort of point to the angle. The opposite to acute in geometry is obtuse which means dull or blunt; in medical terms opposite of acute is chronic which means persistent or recurring.
A gourd is a type of squash that some people make bird houses out of. I’m sure you have probably seen them hanging in someone’s yard
You know those thongs you see at Halloween. Sometimes the seeds dry up inside and they rattle. All different shapes and colors. Some look like tiny pumpkins. Those are gourds. They're actually just different kinds of inedible squash I believe.
A gourd is kin to the cucumber and can be turned into a gourd birdhouse or a drinking bowl !
My wife and I had tickets to the blue man group in Vegas. A couple of hours before the show, she ate way too many 10mg gummies. It was a very difficult walk for her into the show, but enjoyed the hell out of it. It was a very memorable night.
I work as a paramedic and I can’t count how many times I’ve picked people up for freaking out after trying edibles lol.
This is part of his "Sell him for parts" show.
A "gourd" is a type of fruit. There are many varieties, some edible, some not. Pumpkins are edible gourds. People often make birdhouses out of the inedible varieties.
"Dork fish!"
"Here's your sign." (The entire album. Break it up into parts. "Mr. Loo? Is there a Mr. Loo in the class?")
Acute: An adjective that means "sharp," "severe," or "intense".
Watch “Douce Biggolow, European gigolo”. There is a scene with space cakes. It contains cannabis.
I live in an area known for growing good weed. I didn’t try it until I was almost 40. A friend that worked in a dispensary walked me through everything from terpenes & how they can be medicinal to hotboxing. 😂 It was so helpful.
Angina for many people feels like they are having a heart attack instead of indigestion.
Now that's awesome is another great piece of Bill Engvall.
I think so too!
If I'm going to be getting high, that means I'm not going nowhere! I'm in my house, relaxing. Too strong to use around any people or places.
Angina is chest pains caused by low blood flow to the heart.
Acute means severe.
"Gourd" = 60's colloquialism for "your mind" or "your head". Similar to being off your "Rocker".
As a professional stoner, he's 100% accurate 😂
A pumpkin is a type of gourde.
Britt, I so enjoy your reactions to videos. You are fun! I wish you so much success.
Thank you! You too!
Acute is medical for "sudden onset " myocardial infarction is medical for "heart attack "
You need to listen the Bill and Blue Angles story,, HILARIOUS
Yes he had a good bit about getting a catheter put in
I have done lots of stuff you ride the wave yo and you just have to have the right mindset I remember one time on acid my girl made me take her to the club and she freaked out lol
acute is a fancy word for small
angina is a fancy word for pain.
Acute is sudden onset and angina is chest pain.
Bill flys with the Thunderbirds.
Ya know the Military Thunderbirds, ....as a celebrity, apparently they get an invitation to fly with the Thunderbirds....it's 17 minutes of pure joy..!!
Please react to this one!
A gourd is a non edible fruit it’s related to pumpkins,squashes people would refer to gourds as your head back in the day
Acute angina. Had to laugh because I’m a paramedic and use that term almost daily. For the record: acute is basically the opposite of chronic
My personal funniest story about edibles. I woke up in the middle of the night and needed a little snack. I found some apple cobbler in a Tupperware bowl in the fridge. Now, my wife`s cousin makes edibles ( and I don`t smoke at all) but I didn`t know that we had any of that. I ate about half of it, about a 3 inch square, it only take about 3/4 an inch to get you hi. Needless to say, I was HHHIIIIIIII ! "Honey, I think I messed up....I can`t feel my nose! did you get that cobbler from your cousin???? I was still HI the next day..... ALL DAY.
Please do Robin Williams the invention of golf
Anything from "Robin Williams Live at the Met"
@@triman95 live on Broadway special was also a goat
From an old pot head , my motto is , " if you don't want them to know your high , never let them see you NOT high . "
😂😂😂😂😂
Myocardial infarction is another name for heart attack.
Acute angina refers to heart issues. Acute means sharp, angina refers to chest pain caused by reduced blood flow to the heart. It is a precursor to heart disease, which can lead to heart failure and possibly heart attacks.
You are out of your gourd = you've lost your mind!
Britt, I am with you on this 'drugs are not for everyone" thing. A long time ago, in a galaxy not far off, when I was a university student, I tried smoking weed. I didn't like the effect on my lungs, to start with (unlike Bill Clinton, I inhaled). Then, the paranoia and / or manic, uncontrolled giggling was not a lot of fun. Once, a friend made what he called "fantasy fudge", which was a standard fudge recipe with an ounce of weed incorporated into it. That produced a very strong, long-lasting high - stoned, verily! I have not touched the stuff since 1971, no regrets. "Ale, man! Ale's the stuff to drink / For fellows whom it hurts to think!"
myocardial infarction is a fancy way of saying heart attack it where part of your heart is dying
A gourd is in the pumpkin / squash family it grows large round and white like a skull. Gourd=skull.
If you ain’t choking, you ain’t smoking. 😗💨
A Gord in this video means his Head
I am a child of the 1070s. enough said. Peace be with you.
You have to do Bill Engvall's- Vicodine Land. Oh and please react to John Pinette-Extended Warranty. I know you'll love it. Loved this reaction, just like all your reactions I've seen so far! Still wishing you and those you love nothing but the best. Say hello to your cousin for me! Just got through watching his reaction to judge Joe Brown commenting about Kamala Harris. His laugh is contagious, and your laugh is much more animated. You're more of a full body reaction when reacting. I've probably have 10 total reaction channels that I follow daily. And you two are among those 10. Hope the baby is still doing great! Love you Britt!! Hope your channel continues to grow....I may not be comparable to white chocolate, however, I have been told I am just as sweet! Lol Peace girl!
My Grandpa used to grow gourds. Gourds are a hard shell seed grandpa would cut them to use to drank water from the well..
Watch the ones that say here's your sign
Any Bill Engvall video will be hilarious .. I would also recommend Jeff Foxworthy
You need to react to bill Engvall flying with the Air Force thunderbirds
acute is a sudden increase to a severe state (which is why Acute AP tends to be treated as a MI initially, because if if not treated right immediately a MI will render a patient dead shortly). Chronic pain (the functional opposite of acute pain) is a persistent or regular pain. In theory, menstrual pain that is regular could be described as chronic. The only caveat to that statement is that menstrual pain varies in a given woman often. Acute examples are the need to remove an infected appendix. Anything likely causing such incredible pain that might require surgery within hours. My gallbladder went septic (but intact) requiring surgery. I went to the ER at night and was operated on early the next morning - less than five hours later. Acute illness requires treatment immediately either to save or to treat a person in extreme pain. Chronic is treating extended pain, health diseases (like Diabetes or heart disease), or conditions (like Epilepsy or others). Diseases can lead to acute conditions without management. Certain conditions you might be born with and need treatment to prevent sudden acute episodes (going with Epilepsy, to prevent seizures).
How have you never heard about acute angina 😂 the jokes have been around a while
You got to check out Josh Wolfs 2nd favorite practical joke!!!
Myocardial infarction is a heart attack. Acute means severe.
Not sure you know but Auntie Reba will have a new comedy show this fall.
He is one of my favorite the Flying with the Blue Angels is funny as hell. Bill had his own show for a brief time that I loved but I guess it didn't get enough viewers 😞
Look for a clip from Bill about passing a kidney stone. You'll then understand the small urethra thing.