I was picking blueberries just now
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- Maybe they were just a friendly forest druid?
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Maybe they were just a friendly forest druid?
Perhaps
Death will appear in many forms do not be fooled he will be inviting and kind but do not trust the berry man he will come when you do not prepare he will greet you as a friend welcoming you to his sweet embrace of never ending sleep in the bush of many berries
Good ol' Panoramix, picking mistletoe
The surest way to determine whether you’re speaking with a forest druid (safe to be around) or a forest witch (could be dangerous!) is to casually mention that your cousin recently ate a poison apple and got quite sick, and then watch their facial expression closely to see how they react:
Druids will merely be confused, whereas witches will tell you “Oh, that’s terrible” while visibly struggling to contain their excitement.
Perchance
Clearly a high level druid giving advice to a newbie.
real
More like scaring the shit out of a newbie.
@@CrizzyEyesit's fun to scare the newbies via advice
He's either Death or an old druid who gives out tips for foragers.
Or a fay / skin walker in a non killing vibe
He seems like the kind of guy to come down today and try some corn.
Or is he just very intoxicated from berries
Or Odin using his knowledge to fuck with people again though they didn't mention whether he had both eyes
@@44Hd22He doesn’t want his newborn sacrificed
Now I want to dress up as a wizard and walk up to random people and say wizard things and just walk away for them to ponder what just happened
"Ferb i think i know what we're gonna do today"
No, you can't! That's MY retirement plan!
Already beat you to it, but feel free to join the “Confusing Normal People by being a Wizard” club.
@@MasterArchfiend where the hell can I sign up
@@MasterArchfiendWhere the hell is my pen
Of course this happens to someone named Clare Blackwood, that's such a fantasy story protagonist name
What are you doing here!!!! Shouldn't you be busy enjoying your world anvil subscription?
You’re so fucking right! I didn’t even think of that!
@@JenksAnro I'M ALWAYS ENJOYING MY WORLD ANVIL SUBSCRIPTION, TILL DEATH DO US PART!
Me, named Aleixwroeth Eransikûn: "Well, this certainly explains a lot"
@@hazukichanx408 how the hell do i read your name
The fact that the man said that and refused to elaborate what berries were edible is somewhat threatening, but no, I don’t think they met Death. I think they met some wise sorcerer on his way to gather shrooms
the inedible type is holly berries, they're red berries found growing near holly leaves
birbs can eat them, we can't
Why are you using a non-binary pronoun? Clare is a female name.
@@bobbymoss6160a lot of people tend to use they instead of he/she without even noticing. It has nothing to do with non-binary people, it just happens, I do it too sometimes.
@@handlename88Ok, I was triggered for some reason. 😅
@@bobbymoss6160just chill out my man, don't worry about such small fry stuff. go with the flow
Sounds vaguely threatening
Assert dominance by daring him to sample the nearby mushrooms with you.
Technically, they're all edible. Thirteen of them are just edible more than once.
As long as the poison doesn't cause instantaneous death, technically all 14 are edible more that once.
@@mustacheman529 you can eat two of the 14th berry at once
@@JackCritical Just how small is your mouth? I'm taking a fist full!
This sounds like a berry challenge...
with berry much in store
She either just met Death or her local Blueberry wizard.
Better than meeting the local BlackBerry salesman (they keep telling me that BlackBerry phones will be popular again while holding a BlackBerry Classic in their hands).
I like to imagine that he dyes all of his robes and book covers using crushed berries 🥰
What do you think the grim reaper does for fun? That scythe isn't strictly for souls...
I'm rather jealous of that old man, to be so sure of such a simplistic worldview, even if it's something as innocuous as berries.
But it's too late for me - I've read the Wikipedia page for "Berry" and now begin the self-destructive journey of reading the page "Berry (botany)"
New quest: Find what region has fourteen kinds of berries, of which thirteen are edible.
@@05TE replying to get a notif when you found it
@@Tilde_Shiiso do i 😉
Me: “What IS a berry exactly, though?”
_The sky darkens, boss music begins to play, and the ground starts shaking as a Wikipedia page entitled_ “Berry (philosophy)” _slowly rises up out of the Earth._
@@05TE U gotta tell us when u find it
If it calms your nerves, not all poisons are the killing type. Some just make you shit real bad. Hope it helps! *recedes into the forest*
There are 14 types of toxins. 13 of them make you shit yourself.
If you discover all 14 berries, there is a random chance for the old man to appear once more, allowing you to give him all 14 berries, thus beginning the secret quest to acquire the Throngler.
But, be warned! As the Throngler is made of steel (a combination of minerals) it isn't well suited against enemy geologists, as they can see it.
"The fewer words a magic sword’s name has, the more dangerous it is
you don’t want to be on the wrong end of Dark King Grûtmore’s Edge of Annihilation, don’t get me wrong
but you FOR SURE don’t want to be on the wrong end of something called The Throngler"
maybe Sir Bearington himself will knight you
I am SO adding this to my next D&D campaign. Time to look up random vaguely threatening facts to have this man tell my players and then disappear into the darkness of the night.
I don't know if it would work in a fantasy setting, but "It only takes 100 miliamps to stop a man's heart" is a pretty good one.
@@MrClickity YES, KEEP THEM COMING.
Ketamine was used as a surgical anesthetic once. Little did the doctors know, the patients were fully awake.
There is no safe ingestible amount of lead.
Thanks to vacuum decay, the chance of the universe ending at any one moment is never zero.
No, you just met diarrhea, the 5th horseman of the apocalypse.
She prefers to go by _*Dire Rhea,* _ as it's far more sinister sounding... 😏
No, you met Oberon, King of the Fae
Brother to Oberto, King of the Beef Jerky
Arguably a more alarming encounter
Nah that's Death's cousin Impending Doom, if you *really* wanna meet Death, try one of those berries!
didn't even tell him the name of the inedible one...
we went from blueberries to blue balled
Sounds like my kind of day 😈
Indeed
Expert here on the meaning of wizened old men: The man was hinting that you ought to be more cautious in your life choices. He probably predicted that out of fourteen berries you were somehow gonna pick the non edible one..
Or he just wanted to share his wisdom idk
Expert here on experts of the meanings of wizened on men: This guy here is clearly lying as any expert on or expert on experts on wizened old men know that men of this locale (Type Y-b1) are in the optimist-kr3 category (O-34.1), as an expert on experts of wizened old men I cam say that any expert worth their degree would disagree with these findings. As stated by Enigmobeardiologist and acclaimed expert of wizened old men Mr. Black stated in his paper on this, Subjects of type O-34.1 are commonly seen to speak in a way which brings a sense of contentment in a person. It’s in all likelihood given the class of men and date of the encounter(which makes a big difference and probably is the cause of the op’s mistake) that the meaning behind the statement is to make the person feel a sense of luck and appreciation of life, as they, not knowing this, very well could have died; with this close call causing them to make more of their life and have a small positive impact on them and others through them.
Awesome!!
I’ve written my will, told my loved ones that I love them, and put on my bib. I am FULLY PREPARED for Russian raspberry roulette.
its safe if you learn how to identify plants. but dont eat what your unsure of.
@@1stdragon123im sure of everything i eat including poisonous plants. potentially dying is a choice and i WILL take it
that was a threat (affirmation)
A few years back, I was in Costa Rica and went swimming in a lagoon w/ some friends when a local showed up and yelled at us to get out of the water. We got out, apologized, and asked if it was private property or something.
He said "No, the lagoon's full of crocodiles." 😮
Reminder that bananas are berries and their trees are actually bushes.
They are all edible at least once.
He's a wise old spirit, protecting you from a fate he once suffered.
Nah, that was the avatar of God of random trivia passing wisdom randomly
That's a clue number 1 for the side quest you'll be doing later. Watch out for more of these
Clearly Odin. He knows his shit
That fourteenth kind he was referring is actually a ghostberry, which is inedible because it's only tangible in the spirit realm
He wants tos care you into leaving all the berries for him
There are more than 400 types of berry fruits. Some are common, widely-recognized berries like acai berries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, cranberries, and strawberries. Others are lesser-known types of berries, such as cloudberries, hackberries, lingonberries, and tayberries.
Even if just by virtue of being in the title of a well known work, I'd say huckleberries are reasonably well known
And a lot, lot more than one type of poisonous berries. Kids, if you see a singular blueberry-like berry growing from on top of a plant, don't eat it. Same thing if you see bright red berries growing from a vine-like plant.
Some other lesser known berries are dragon fruit, kiwi, persimmon, star fruit and banana. Thank for joining my biology lesson.
I’m not sure how you’d define a “kind” of berry. Are marrionberries their own “kind” of berry, or are they a subset of blackberries? Also where do you draw the line at what fruit is a berry? If there even is a scientific definition, I doubt it’d perfectly line up with the culinary meaning
He give you a quest, that must be completed
You might have met a wizard or forest sprite
Everyone needs to look up nightshade berry right now so they dont poison themselves in the woods
I intend to be like this man when I grow old
What would happen if one day, a contest is created in which 14 blindfolded people have to choose 1 blueberry, each one is a different type, but there is only 1 that is repeated, which is a non-venomous one, but because they do not see anything there will always be that great possibility of eating the poisonous one, that would be fun.
That dude couldn't just be an old berry enthusiast without people assuming he was death or a druid.
I think he's talking about nightshade berries? Those do look sort of like blueberries but a deep shiny purple that's almost a perfect sphere.
nightshade berries are edible just belladona and the red berried ones are poisonous.
Everyone's saying druid, forgetting that old men are just weird like that sometimes...
But yeah I thought druid too 💀
I like how the one odd word “wizened” paints most of the picture.
this is what i wish to do if i grow old. just be that creepy old guy who says strange things that drive everyone made
This is the beginning of a berry related quest
he has became death, the destroyer of confidence
That's just a dude who wants people to stop taking his berries.
That's a legitimate question.
That sounds like he’s telling the person they chose the inedible berries and are really stupid, but he wants to leave it up to fate wether or not the person realizes what he said.
This implies OP was Not picking blueberries, but had mistaken a poisonous berry for blueberries
it's even funnier that the old man's message wasn't even close to correct.
Death by blueberries
That wizened old man is just life goals. This is how i'm spending pension
they just triggered a cutscene
There are actually way more types of berries than that, and almost half of them are poisonous or inedle.
What I love is that, from my quick research, there are way more than that
Absolutely a druid.
“Wizzened” bro
Nah, man was an anthropomorphized loading screen and he communicates in tool tips.
That was a wise old Druid offering some sage advice to a fellow appreciator of nature
Wow thats.... Yeah you did. Thats my boi reaper.
*"There are 14 kinds of berries, and you just had to pick the ones that only resemble blueberries"*
No, it was berriewere.
He's the man eho berries.
A true berry enthusiast would elaborate which of the edible berries taste delicious by the colour of the stem and leaf and then tell you to avoid the damn fake blueberry you already have gathered a whole bucket by this point which tastes utter dissapointment
Nah, there's gotta be more berries with proportionally less of them being edible. 😅
That reminds me, I just got a thermos for hot water, some tea bags and a travel mug. Now I just have to wait for Summer to be over so I can find a good tree stump to sit on in the forest.
"There are fourteen kinds of berries, but only one of them would feed you for the rest of your life"
Can't be Death, he wasn't speaking in all caps
I am no botanist but I'm pretty sure there are a lot more than 14 kinds of berries
That sounds like a friendly fae.
No, you just got a quest.
_"Find all 14 Berries and determine which one isn't edible (1/14)"_
I'm pretty sure there's more berry types, both edible and inedible
He's a ghost who ate the fourteenth kind of berry
That was the Master of the Forest.
The fourteenth ones are the plastic berries you get with fake plants
The wisdom alone grants you the good 1/14 chance of getting edible berries but the context implies you just got very unlucky
One way to find out !
no, you actually just met LIFE
Death is like a Russian Roulette game where 9 times out of 10 it's just some stranger saying something ominous and then on the tenth time he decides you're desensitized enough and shows up himself.
nah this was the guy who narrates loading screens irl.
“I know you from New Mexico, from Backwater, from everywhere.”
Obviously Death would've spoken in FULL CAPS
The fourteenth kind makes you hallucinate
Yet another mystery of the druids...
I can't tell if OP was mistakingly picking the wrong berries or if Death was just sharing a fun fact but didn't realise how it came across.
That is either death himself or a friendly neighborhood Fae
Sounds more like a loading screen
Better get chatting with Rincewind, the dude has plenty of experience with your new fried
Yes. Yes you did.
There are definitely more than 14 kinds of berries
Clearly some kind of trickster fae
They just met the rare true CN druid, deciding to have a fun time fucking with passerbys.
All berries are edible. Some only once.
he was just some great sorcerer who wants to teach his great arts before death takes him, this is why he didn't say what berries are edible and which are not, he wants to see if this person will go and seek knowledge to make sure they are worthy.
Seems like you just ate the 14th type of berry
Everything's edible... at least once 🤣
We stan Blueberry Wizard.
I love the soundtrack
I aspire to be the wizard/witch of my area. The one that you go "Hmmm maybe dont get close to his house"
He might have eaten the 14th one
Ahh yes, the rockbarry, physically ineatable, unlike the 6 poisonous barries which are technically capable of being eaten.
My dad has a friend who lives in Kenya. Apparently in Kenya, everyone knows the one berry you must never eat, but everything else is pretty much fair game. And this is what my dad’s friend’s son knew. Unfortunately, he wasn’t briefed on what berries can and cannot be eaten in England and ate some Yew Berries. You know Yew Trees, also nicknamed “The Tree of Death”, they’re planted in cemeteries and literally every part of it is poisonous. He was rushed to hospital and is alive now but his parents had quite a fright.
There are berries that grow on my street that look almost like blueberries but are horrifically poisonous.
…and then the wolves came…