Jerma’s an asexual megaspore who replicates himself at will. Find solace in the fact his “children” have no will of their own and are simply clones of the original Jerma.
You can hear the excitement in his voice when he's asked if he thinks whether ghosts are real. Not because he's afraid of them or because he fears the wrath of his past victims. He's excited about possibly getting to fight them again, that's all. Absolutely unhinged
this is literally ster's most reliable strat to break jermas attention away from the game. man was ENGROSSED in tf2
it has worked for over a decade
The perfect friend every adhd friend hopes to make
The return of the "Stervert"
Never left
Sterma
i love how jerma knows he's being fucked with, but he still gets flustered
It horrifies me to think if Jerma does “reproduce”, there will be people in the future with the sus guy’s DNA
Sus Guy jr debut stream
Jerma’s an asexual megaspore who replicates himself at will. Find solace in the fact his “children” have no will of their own and are simply clones of the original Jerma.
This man can NOT enter the gene pool under any circumstances
if we’re too late, soon enough he will have spread his seed across North America. You will be seeing his face everywhere. God help us all.
he reproduces asexually i saw it once but dont ask me how it looks because the intense therapy has caused me to completely block it from my mind
Guys I don't think ster is joking anymore
How can you say that? 🤔
He never was
Holly gets him during the week days
But weekends are for the boys 😳
Good I can't wait for the sex tape
Does his wife know?
absolutely loved the homoerotic vibe on this classical reunion of two best friends to their favorite game
3:56 ok but that spy got absolutely demolished fucken cartoon pancaked into the wall
This is why I love tf2 lol
LMAO
"hey ster. It's nice to be back playing team fortress 2!"
"I want you"
"What?"
Underrated comment
Ster, baby, honey, sweetie. I'm sorry, but you cannot get pregnant, no matter how hard you try.
But that's not consistent with what I've read in the fanfics
Not with that attitude.
That’s what YOU think
Jerma however... 👀
Actually uterus transplants are now a thing, if Ster got one he could become pregnant.
3:41 I quote this all the time, the way his voice frays absolutely kills me
That kill cam at 0:06 went hard though.
it did tho, bro is stylin
Tip the hat
"tips fedora"
My'lady
He only blushes when ster says it ❤️
i thought things could never get worse from any previous stream until ster said "reproduce"
“Dude, my Energy Levels are Increasing.” -Jerma, completely unprompted
r/Jerma'sReproduceSatisfactionBar
1:35 grimywasabis comment made me feel joy
Aw
Chat is so insane sometimes
@@crackedemerald4930 yeah what the fuck is a dinner
the ghosts discussion literally could've been in a classic ster and jerma video from 10 years ago, glad to see nothing's changed!
Honestly all of the Jerma and Ster streams are instant classics
It would have been an episode called "Ghosts of Venice" with some horror b-movie b roll while Jerma uses his old man wizard voice to set the mood.
to be fair ster is right he IS a 10/10
i love how ster constantly hits on him but will bully him the second he does something stupid
Chat begging for Ster's mic to be cut 😂
listening to this video at work like a podcast
A very sexually charged podcast
I put Jerma on when I have to do lots of cleaning.
This duo and this game will never get old. I grew up watching their videos, which might explain why I’m actually clinically insane today
Ster casually coming back and hitting on jerma like he hasnt been missing for a decade, lmao.
You can hear the excitement in his voice when he's asked if he thinks whether ghosts are real.
Not because he's afraid of them or because he fears the wrath of his past victims.
He's excited about possibly getting to fight them again, that's all. Absolutely unhinged
How can a push up be one, if you’re not pushing up (with consent) against your homie?
real
Your best friend is the only one who's allowed to gaslight you this much
It’s still weird that jerma assumed that NOBODY watching his tf2 stream would know how tf2 works, it’s not like.. some hidden indie game?
That pushup thing sounds like a great idea
just kiss already 😩
1:40 pushups
star is just casually into eugenics with his responsibility of a 10 thing
everyone is
"The way"
"Wait"
"..the way"
"Wait wait wait I don't wanna die"
"... the way you know"
"you don't know how to be a good teammate i'll show ya" immediately starts whipping a black man
They're fucking aren't they
Sure hope so
no auto reload andy
Jerma doesn’t use auto reload?! He really is a psycho
5:58 This ENTIRE section is so dirkjake-coded I can't believe it
Ster was being a real sigma in this whole video
8:40 "offspring breeding"
My favorite part is how horrible ster's mercy impression is
ster the kinda person to get in a fistfight and yell "mmm, harder daddy~"
what about hillary's emails?
#Sterma
Sounds like "sperma" the dutch word for sperm
@@brvhtxxbxk Basically the same thing if you think about it.
NINE DAYS?
Dont say Swears
did he really just say that tf2 ripped off overwatch
Ster just revenged to got back his honour from Jerma's raid who they make Ster a dog-furry roleplays for "Jerma's reproduce satisfaction bar".
jared leto?
yoo pxe pfp tho :D
ster is weirder than jerma wtf
Twitch is super cringe idk why people add chat to these videos
The rare actually funny comment is worth it.
@@PisserFartShitt I cant find a single funny comment on twitch it's like a hive mind of people with 0 personality