I feel like Holy Mackerel should have made the opening clip the scene where Spongebob forgets how to make a patty and he keeps listing the toppings in a different order
Found it on the steam discussions steamcommunity.com/app/287020/discussions/0/365163686049992496/ Also, Harvester came out in 1996 silly willy, shows it right in the description of the video.
2 3 honestly I hope mum and son get to have their fuck, because it looked like they both really wanted it, and they deserved a good break after so many random shootings, murders, and telepathic outcast Jedi sightings.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of JermaCraft! The series where I play Minecraft. This is gonna be a single player let’s play, and when I say let’s play I use that term *scoffs* pretty loosely because, I’m an idiotin this game your gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of...triumphs, at least I’m hoping. So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed letme take a sip *slurp* ahhh thats good cidah. Alright so let's get this started, create new world. World name is going to be “JermaCraft”. Sounds about right, yeah ok. Game mode is gonna be surviii-survival, that’s the most interesting I think. More world options, SEED for world generator ok this is important. I gotta name this something uh crazy to get cool structahs and stuff. Gonna name it um, how bout, “DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheese (uh) BURGAH”. Alright therets thats our world generator seed “DiamondsAreForellaLOLcheeseBURGAH” DONE! Alright let’s see what happens, create new world lets do it guys. Building terrain oh my god this is so exciting this is EpIsOdE oNe. Wonder wha-I wonder where we’re gonna end up. Where are we gonna end up. Ok?... Wha-WHAT?! Where the hell am I? I spawned on top of a mountain top. K hold on sound has to be lowered definitely. Ok lower that, lower that, maybe a little lower. That sounds about right. Alright so apparently I spawned on top of a mountain. Ikinda this is a good seed-WHats THat? We’re going to explore it right now GO! Oh ahohohoho. Dies *laughs* Alright we’re gonna try that again. This time I’m not gonna miss. I wanna get down totha-that’s the home right there, I wanna live right there. Doh I don’t even have to explore. See if I can’t do this. I gotta, hold on, I got an idea, I got a plan. JERMACRAFT EPISODE 1 this is how we do. Ya guys ready? I don’t know if ya, I don't know if you guys are actually really ready for this. Here we go. I’m going for a skydive. Member if you hold shift you don't fall off. That’s something I didn’t know when I used to livestream this game. *laughs* Are you guys ready? Ready to go see our new home? Hohohohoheheaheoahosaeh...alrighty then. Whathehellsthat oh it's an octopus. Look at this little quaint little place. I love it already. *laughs* Alrighty! So-oh *laughs* I’m so stupid. Ya see um this is why, this is why I’m an idiot guys, you see why would I-I need to get wood. And I just jumped off the….ok remember this, where are we pointing East, I have no idea. Gotta get some trees. That’s the most important part about Minecraft ya gotta get trees. That’s the first thing ya gotta get. Let me take a sip of my apple cider. Ah that’s good stuff. Hopefully you guys picked up a thing of cocoa like I told you to, because that’s the most relaxing thing in the world, sittin down, playing video games, doesn’t get much better than that. Ok cmon now! Ooh we got sand too. Now explain this to me, alright, alright I want Notch to send me a personal email and explain to me why there are cows that are acting like mountain lions. I’m gonna kill each one of those cows and just a minute you watch. Ow! Well at least there’s one tree over here. I’ve gotta remember, I’ve gotta go back that way cause that’s where the-the house is gonna be. My awesome dirt house. So if you are an old subscriber, I mean really old, like at least four months-or-moth-four-fluehh, four or five months…..you’ll remember the original JermaCraft was like two episodes, and I built a dirt house. Thisisgonnabecompletelydifferent I’m going to actually spend time and make some cool stuff. At least that’s what I’m pretending, that I’m gonna say that. *quiet scoff* Got some wood. Oh! I got Gino still from Mario RPG one of the best games of all time. If you have never played Mario RPG I suggest you play it. Alright got some wood, anymore trees over here I can dig up. I’ll get this one too. One more and we’ll make our way back. So I guess they added a hunger feature now too if-if you’re hungry ya-ya die? Or something I guess. Who knows? Little bit more wood. And in my live streams I-I was always a tradition that when I played this game I would sing a song when things got really boring. (Oh Christ) So that seems like the perfect opportunity right now to sing a song, so uh letmejust prep my vocal chords for a second. *clears throat* Ok. So we’re getting wood right now right. *beatboxing ensues* We’re chopping wood down Every single day I gotta get my tools Any which way I can’t seem to reach this stupid piece of wood So I gotta put some blocks down to get where I should I’m gonna chop em’ I’m gonna chop right now Alright that's enough. GOTET! Let’s get the hell outta here. Yay! So those of you who don’t think that’s gonna be a good spot, you’ll see. I’m gonna build that up to be like a castle. So here’s the goal: By Christmas time of this year 2011, I wanna have a giant castle like as big as that uh that mountain over there. So let’s clean this up a little bit. Why don’t we huh. yeahright -alright. Maybe put a little bit of dirt down here, make sure I can ya know...euh did I really run out of dirt. Uh wonderful. My first wooden tools. It’s just like going to your first day of school, and get punched in the face by the bully. Speaking of bullies, got a funny story for ya, first ever story on JermaCraft, while I do this mundane stuff. So when I was in like the fourth grade there was a kid that lived down the street from me, his name will-will stay anonymous because ya know I don't want him to likeif he like watches these videos I don’t him to come like beat me up. Not that he would ever remember this to begin with. But I was probably like in the fourth grade and *swallows* I was a little-I was a little “s” word guys. I was a little-I was a little-little jerk when I was younger. So essiantly what happened was this kid, he was a big-big fat kid, scary, not very nice, and my brother got in like a fight with him. Like a long time before this when-when I was in like the second grade, my brother’s a little bit older than me, and let me pick this up. So my brother got in a fight with this kid and-and-and like I heard about it, and so at the bus stop one day, cuz we were at the same bus stop cuz he lives right down the street
@almighty Loaf Jerma doesn't save any of his vods. Look up "Jerma plays Harvester" on youtube and you can find the video on the stream archive channel, though.
@@muertolamento Zombies was originally a side thing the devs were doing that they were allowed to put in the released product. So it makes sense they'd use some stock sound effects and whatnot. Just look at how bare bones Nacht der Untoten is after all. Edit: spelling
0 to 100 in a single dialogue option: the videogame
NelsonGuise FUCK
Brother Oats What a thing to say to your mother. Was that an invitation now that your father is out of action?
@@stereoraptor6940 I have housework to do, but you can watch
[glass him]
Remember that time Jerma celebrated his progress by hacking off a little girl's head with an ax?
Everyone was almost as shocked as he was
T H I S K I D S G O T A G U N
A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER FROM D O M I N O S .
pickles, lettuce, onions, two all beef patties, lettuce, sauce, chickles, cheese and a sesame bun.
whoops
Its goofy! from mcdonalds
I usually get mine without *chickles*
Coffee, Chickles, Cheese.
this meme is allowed as it does not belong to the dead memes category
It does belong there, I just couldn't resist the temptation.
its fine in jerma's latest stream he unbanned all the memes
W A S T H A T A N I N V I T A T I O N ?
Jerma's f u c k ing face is so priceless. Especially when he heard that line.
What?
What?
w a i t , w h a t ?
Ｈｕｈ
Mmm... incest.
Petrified and confused.
I feel like Holy Mackerel should have made the opening clip the scene where Spongebob forgets how to make a patty and he keeps listing the toppings in a different order
The Supreme Meme probably would've been claimed by Viacom :/
The fuckin scream after he accidentally kills the little girl.
you say that like that's not a reaction a normal person would have after murdering a little girl in a public restaurant with a fire axe
WrongTime it's a fucking video game
Y O U A L W A Y S W E R E A K I D D E R , T H E W A T C H E R 7 5 3.
Accidentally? More like, on purpose.
what a pussy
7:57 Jerma, the only man I know that's talented at scaring _himself_
*JIMMY GET YOUR GUN*
Warning to those who are not comfortable with sudden, gross out gore; This game has that.
2ndJerma Opening song name?
Exceptional grammar.
Don't forget commies
All about that incest
I love a good ol’ Jerma
I'm so glad we got to see jermas reaction to the incest gag
I'm not even sure he completely got it, but the reaction was priceless nonetheless.
"Gag"
This game’s like an episode of Twin Peaks, but every so often it just cuts to some fucked up shit from Hellraiser with zero context.
thats a really good way of putting it! its always been one of my favorite games
*1:14*
This is what Yoda would sound like if he wore The One Ring from Lord of the Rings for too long.
Jeremy’s short enough to be Yoda anyway
Smiley the Smile He was doing doctor claw...
5:11 Local incestuous burger salesman is murdered by Jimmy the Kid, terror of the western suburbs
"THIS KID'S GOT A GUN!"
*walks in the line of fire and dies*
I can smell it already. It’s got pickles, lettuce, onions, two all-beef patties, lettuce, sauce, cheese, chickles and a sesame bun.
God damn do I love me some fresh chickles.
Llefty CHICKLES NEW MEME
don't forget the coffee, Cheetos and chicken.
Fun Fact: The actor for Steve was arrested for possesion of Child Porn.
Why do you know why the disabled actor for a game from the 80s got arrested specifically for Child Porn?
Found it on the steam discussions steamcommunity.com/app/287020/discussions/0/365163686049992496/
Also, Harvester came out in 1996 silly willy, shows it right in the description of the video.
Abon it's so trippy they post people's addresses instead of letting the police keep an eye on people
Somehow that seems in line with this game’s general vibe.
He was always such a kidder :^)
coffee, cheedoes, insest
2 3 honestly I hope mum and son get to have their fuck, because it looked like they both really wanted it, and they deserved a good break after so many random shootings, murders, and telepathic outcast Jedi sightings.
Coffee, M E A T, incest
4:40 The face of a man that realized he made a big mistake.
THE KID HAS A GUN
kids with guns
kids with guns
james there takin over
But not for long
That's the funniest way I've ever seen a game handle the player swearing
4:46 the quietest-ever “wait, what?” at the exact right moment
7:57 Best reaction; Best remorse.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of JermaCraft! The series where I play Minecraft. This is gonna be a single player let’s play, and when I say let’s play I use that term *scoffs* pretty loosely because, I’m an idiotin this game your gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of...triumphs, at least I’m hoping. So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed letme take a sip *slurp* ahhh thats good cidah.
Alright so let's get this started, create new world. World name is going to be “JermaCraft”. Sounds about right, yeah ok. Game mode is gonna be surviii-survival, that’s the most interesting I think. More world options, SEED for world generator ok this is important. I gotta name this something uh crazy to get cool structahs and stuff. Gonna name it um, how bout, “DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheese (uh) BURGAH”. Alright therets thats our world generator seed “DiamondsAreForellaLOLcheeseBURGAH” DONE!
Alright let’s see what happens, create new world lets do it guys. Building terrain oh my god this is so exciting this is EpIsOdE oNe. Wonder wha-I wonder where we’re gonna end up. Where are we gonna end up.
Ok?... Wha-WHAT?! Where the hell am I? I spawned on top of a mountain top. K hold on sound has to be lowered definitely. Ok lower that, lower that, maybe a little lower. That sounds about right. Alright so apparently I spawned on top of a mountain. Ikinda this is a good seed-WHats THat? We’re going to explore it right now GO! Oh ahohohoho. Dies *laughs*
Alright we’re gonna try that again. This time I’m not gonna miss. I wanna get down totha-that’s the home right there, I wanna live right there. Doh I don’t even have to explore. See if I can’t do this. I gotta, hold on, I got an idea, I got a plan. JERMACRAFT EPISODE 1 this is how we do. Ya guys ready? I don’t know if ya, I don't know if you guys are actually really ready for this. Here we go. I’m going for a skydive. Member if you hold shift you don't fall off. That’s something I didn’t know when I used to livestream this game. *laughs* Are you guys ready? Ready to go see our new home? Hohohohoheheaheoahosaeh...alrighty then.
Whathehellsthat oh it's an octopus. Look at this little quaint little place. I love it already. *laughs* Alrighty! So-oh *laughs* I’m so stupid. Ya see um this is why, this is why I’m an idiot guys, you see why would I-I need to get wood. And I just jumped off the….ok remember this, where are we pointing East, I have no idea. Gotta get some trees. That’s the most important part about Minecraft ya gotta get trees. That’s the first thing ya gotta get. Let me take a sip of my apple cider. Ah that’s good stuff.
Hopefully you guys picked up a thing of cocoa like I told you to, because that’s the most relaxing thing in the world, sittin down, playing video games, doesn’t get much better than that. Ok cmon now! Ooh we got sand too. Now explain this to me, alright, alright I want Notch to send me a personal email and explain to me why there are cows that are acting like mountain lions. I’m gonna kill each one of those cows and just a minute you watch.
Ow! Well at least there’s one tree over here. I’ve gotta remember, I’ve gotta go back that way cause that’s where the-the house is gonna be. My awesome dirt house. So if you are an old subscriber, I mean really old, like at least four months-or-moth-four-fluehh, four or five months…..you’ll remember the original JermaCraft was like two episodes, and I built a dirt house. Thisisgonnabecompletelydifferent I’m going to actually spend time and make some cool stuff. At least that’s what I’m pretending, that I’m gonna say that. *quiet scoff*
Got some wood. Oh! I got Gino still from Mario RPG one of the best games of all time. If you have never played Mario RPG I suggest you play it. Alright got some wood, anymore trees over here I can dig up. I’ll get this one too. One more and we’ll make our way back.
So I guess they added a hunger feature now too if-if you’re hungry ya-ya die? Or something I guess. Who knows? Little bit more wood. And in my live streams I-I was always a tradition that when I played this game I would sing a song when things got really boring. (Oh Christ)
So that seems like the perfect opportunity right now to sing a song, so uh letmejust prep my vocal chords for a second. *clears throat* Ok. So we’re getting wood right now right.
*beatboxing ensues*
We’re chopping wood down
Every single day
I gotta get my tools
Any which way
I can’t seem to reach this stupid piece of wood
So I gotta put some blocks down to get where I should
I’m gonna chop em’
I’m gonna chop right now
Alright that's enough. GOTET! Let’s get the hell outta here.
Yay! So those of you who don’t think that’s gonna be a good spot, you’ll see. I’m gonna build that up to be like a castle. So here’s the goal: By Christmas time of this year 2011, I wanna have a giant castle like as big as that uh that mountain over there. So let’s clean this up a little bit. Why don’t we huh. yeahright -alright. Maybe put a little bit of dirt down here, make sure I can ya know...euh did I really run out of dirt. Uh wonderful.
My first wooden tools. It’s just like going to your first day of school, and get punched in the face by the bully. Speaking of bullies, got a funny story for ya, first ever story on JermaCraft, while I do this mundane stuff.
So when I was in like the fourth grade there was a kid that lived down the street from me, his name will-will stay anonymous because ya know I don't want him to likeif he like watches these videos I don’t him to come like beat me up. Not that he would ever remember this to begin with. But I was probably like in the fourth grade and *swallows* I was a little-I was a little “s” word guys. I was a little-I was a little-little jerk when I was younger. So essiantly what happened was this kid, he was a big-big fat kid, scary, not very nice, and my brother got in like a fight with him. Like a long time before this when-when I was in like the second grade, my brother’s a little bit older than me, and let me pick this up. So my brother got in a fight with this kid and-and-and like I heard about it, and so at the bus stop one day, cuz we were at the same bus stop cuz he lives right down the street
clay mill *User has been banned from chat*
JERMA UNBANNED THE MEMES
This must’ve been a long project to complete only to get BANNED
Taking the Jermacraft Copypasta to a whole new level of shit, I salute you sir.
Scuse' me sir do you have a licence for using banned memes. Because otherwise your gonna get FUCKING BANNED.
7:58 You're welcome
How the hell is Jerma 32. He looks younger than me and he's got a decade on me.
Alok1905 you've probably been eating cheez nips and not cheese itz
3 tonnes of garlic and chickles every year.
Ooooh the *MEAT*
HELL SPOONtheJojoMain my meaaaaaat D:
THE MEEEEATS
“Welcome to McJerma’s, what can I get you?”
“I’ll take a Double Quarter Pounder meal, hold the chickles, with Coffee, cheetos and chicken please”
Entire Stream Chat while playing this game: WutFace
I am not suprised about that. Really strange
the best part was the fucking incest joke holy shit
Communist Seal when did he stream this I can't find the vod
@almighty Loaf Jerma doesn't save any of his vods. Look up "Jerma plays Harvester" on youtube and you can find the video on the stream archive channel, though.
Super Seal I appreciate the help thanks
SHOCKMASTERRRRRR
ᴴᵉ ᶠᵉˡˡ ᶠˡᵃᵗ ᵒⁿ ʰᶦˢ ᵃʳˢᵉ
KeithSwag88 Placeholder Shocklord!
"i only murdered like three people!"
"hey" **slash** "WUO"
2:08
*"A R M E D P O L I C E , S T A Y W H E R E Y O U A R E ."*
I bet Jerma gets ALL the chickles
If anyone asks you in life, "Dave, how do I get it done?"
1:25
You watch that clip and that's you say that's the clip it's how they get it done
This entire stream was one of the best I’ve ever watched of jermas its so funny
Oh man, this video is good, but damn everyone here should watch the whole stream. It's amazing.
“Double quarter pounder from Dominos” was foreshadowing for “It’s Goofy From McDonalds”
4:48 love how the music matches his facial expressions perfectly lol
1:28 How can there be so much talent in such a compact being...
YOU ALWAYS WERE A KIDDER JEREMY.
Intro music is
The wurzels - combine harvester
3:15 that's the laugh from COD zombies when it's game over.
I thought it was an original sound, how strange that the most iconic sound in COD zombies is a sample.
@@muertolamento Zombies was originally a side thing the devs were doing that they were allowed to put in the released product. So it makes sense they'd use some stock sound effects and whatnot. Just look at how bare bones Nacht der Untoten is after all.
Edit: spelling
@@CThyran Yeah you're right, I just think it's funny is all. But I guess a lot of iconic sound effects are either stock or generic.
The sippy cup gives this video a really comfy vibe, I love how he just pulls it up.
Incredible intro. Had me singing along from the first milisecond.
7:53 Jerma's great idear
Jerma playing sinister 90's FMV sprite games. Doesn't leave you short on fun.
lol, you don't mess with Jimmy! This is Jimmy's town!
i sprained my ankle 2 days ago so its the perfect time to watch some jerma
i sprained my ankle just so i could watch some jerma
been waiting for this
2:16 Is it just me or does this shot look like a toy car on a shag carpet?
Oh my god it does and now I can’t unsee it
no, that's just shitty 90's prerendered animation for you
Chickles sounds like a good name for like a fried chicken french fry burger
Is this the guy who beat a little girl to death *ON STREAM??*
*4:34** and THAT was my introduction to Jerma985, post-Machinima days. Just... utter confusion to the Nth degree.*
I've never been interested in farming or farming equipment ever but of course on this video I get an ad for a fucking combine
This game is absolute chaos, it's fantastic.
One of the best streams, hands down. Nice edit, Mac.
That Claw voice was eerily good.
(Does a project where I analyze ads of the Big Mac throughout the decades)
(3 days later the ad I used for the 70's comes up on Jerma)
(What)
It’s been a while but I still can’t believe Jerma has played that game.
1:17 The Precursor statues in Jak and Daxter
Great video
"Bring me one hundred and twenty Precursor orbs, and the power cell will be yours."
His nervous laugh at the end kills me
quality content
I too enjoy ordering quarter pounders from dominoes.
"Chickles the Clown", I can see that
Retsupurae did a great longplay of this.
Holy crap Jerma's cultist voice is exactly the big easter island heads from Jak and Daxter.
This game looks amazing
Wow this game is pure gold :0
At 3:15 you can hear the like call of duty waw zombie weird laugh sound track playing lol
Song is Combine Harvester by The Wurzels
Bruh the Hagia Sophia teleported into a nearly desolate suburb.
love this game
@2ndJerma always make me laugh, love the videos man. How the hell do you find these weird games?!?😂
Love this game. Beat the whole damn thing.
3:04 Jerma proceeds to predict the future
Jerma's got a lot of talent.
He is a talented swordsman.
QUALITY TIME
When is Jermas death metal album coming out?
Intro made me fear that my car may somehow become explosive
This wouldn't be as great as an experience without the webcam.
7:57 "WOOOOOOOOO!"
I want this game now
4:40 Jerma's look of sudden realization lmfao
"...the FUCK did you just say, lady?"
I look at the video, see’s meh title/ thumbnail, scrolls down, JERMA!?!
Grumbly man for Jermainia
Harvester is my favorite fmv. And thank god Joel streamed it all.
Hey, no makin fun of the Wurzels. I saw them in concert last year, lovely fellas, still going strong.
12:05
what a talented voice actor
all beef paddles
I love the genuine "what" and look of confusion after his mom is like "yeah let's fuck"
What I wanna know is why does a small American town suddenly have the fucking Hagia Sophia in the centre?
Well Turkey is much too close to the Soviet Union. So we liberated it for ourselves to ensure no damn commies could have it
The military industrial complex
is that why Turkey did 9/11
Jerma enters house
HarveSTER
Two all beef paddles
4:25 WTF MOM?!?! GOSH