3:15 "Younger comedians are watching this show in order to try to take your place." Taylor: "COME FOR ME. TAKE MY JOB. I NEED A NAP." Oh my god, Taylor. That was goddamn hilarious. The amount of longing in your voice when you said you needed a break was unbelievable.
yeah he's the "Egyptian Jon Stewart" back in 2011-2013, and he did show up on The Daily Show a few times and he had Jon Stewart on his show "Al Bernameg" in Egypt as well!
OMG! They Should've had Bassem do everything in Arabic the whole way through! That would've been AMAZING! The chaos and how they resolve it would've been hystterical!
I think it’s great when someone from the Middle East shows the whole world, and especially his own countrymen, how to laugh, and how to “chill out” and laugh with others. I think it was Mark Twain who said that laughter is mankind’s greatest weapon.
Do you know what his opening salvo is in English. I've been combing thru the comments and you seemed like a reasonable person to ask. Dude oozes charisma.
It's not just that I'm high, right? Bassem is a damn sexy man, right? Just me? Ok but it's gotta make more sense than the Jack Black thing, right? RIGHT?!
Great show, and I'm glad to have at least one woman in late night again (not enough, but better than none). This show fills the dead space in my heart that the original @ midnight show held.
First time I saw the prize and thought - hell yeah! I'd actually audition for the show... if they took auditions....and if regular hats actually fit my head.
Ok but… he… was… joking. See, on this show people make jokes, it’s actually all that this show is the entire way through. In addition to Todd Barry not actually thinking he’s the most famous person on that stage, Bassem also didn’t actually think he was on Al Jazeera…that too, wait for it…was just a joke.
Jay's homophobia joke was amusing. Though I would swear that Todd Barry came out of the closet several years ago. Am I misremembering this? I can't find it online. Does anyone remember this happening? Also, in the D.C. area, slugging is basically hitchhiking to your government job from the suburbs to avoid paying outrageous tolls for not having enough people in your car.
#TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy I liked #TaylorTomlinson's facial expression to Toddy Barry's answer at 7:47! And #TaylorTomlinson looks great in purple.
Hey CBS: we might not all be waching live...or even in a reasonable time frame after the vids go to youtube...but we do watch consistently, so you're still getting your ad revenue.
3:15
"Younger comedians are watching this show in order to try to take your place."
Taylor: "COME FOR ME. TAKE MY JOB. I NEED A NAP."
Oh my god, Taylor. That was goddamn hilarious. The amount of longing in your voice when you said you needed a break was unbelievable.
I'm curious if it was a Chris Hardwick dig. I've been to the Hearst mansion and it was the worst place in the world.
"We don't need a fourth" DEAD
😂🤣😂🐰😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
"Who gave you permission to perceive me?!" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard
Nothing else comes close
Nothing else comes close
Can we all give props to who ever manages this channel. Thank you so much for putting each episode in a playlist!
YASSSSS MOTHA/FATTHA YASSSSS ❤❤❤❤❤
playlists are a forgotten art form
That Al Jazeera joke was FLAWLESS! Bassem is great!
“Who gave you permission to perceive me?” 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm volatile, unpredictable and I'm a chronic pain in the butt"
Love this xddd
Bassem: there are several towns in the US named Gaylord, so small town America seems to accept the fact that Jesus is gay.
I remember when Bassem was Egyptian Jon Stewart!! Wild to see him here.
I have noted the name Bassem, and think we will be seeing more of him in the future. He has talent.
He isn't that well known in America but he is actually very famous and popular. He was the Jon Stewart of Egypt until he had to flee
yeah he's the "Egyptian Jon Stewart" back in 2011-2013, and he did show up on The Daily Show a few times and he had Jon Stewart on his show "Al Bernameg" in Egypt as well!
This has fast become my favorite show.
Me too! I only found it like a week ago by complete accident but I love it!
I always enjoyed the previous version but this is SO much better.
I've watched so many of these After Midnight clips, and Bassem Youssef is the first one whose videos I've looked for.
This is probably one of the best episodes.. the guests are hilarious.. and there is never a dull moment
Shout out to Bassam for the middle east joke 😅😅 So so true for anyone who has lived in middle East 😢
Glad to see Bassem! He is a true hero for his work in Egypt for democracy
Bassem?! Now that is cool!
amazing booking 🤓
Love this panel… Bassem! 🥰🤣
*insert Bassem thirst comment here*
I cracked up so many times w a “ooohhh dammm” face!
I also think ur discussing Turd Ferguson!!??
His last name is Youssef? I used to work at Youssef's deli! Best gyro in Chicago!
@@Amy-kr4tcTurd Ferguson . . . It's a funny name.
I was coming to say how gorgeous Middle Eastern Robin Williams is his green eyes are killing me
I love Bassem. What a get! 😮
7:46 actual feeling of happiness that lasts until (hopefully forever) 7:56 where it blossomed to "yeah, i am badass"
As soon as I saw Bassem I was so excited !!!! I loved him on the daily show !!!
Bassem has no business being so handsome !
OMG! They Should've had Bassem do everything in Arabic the whole way through! That would've been AMAZING! The chaos and how they resolve it would've been hystterical!
"I am the vine, you are the branches. But sometimes the branches need to be pruned for the vine to flourish." - Jesus breaking up with that guy
This is great! 😂
Bassem is my favorite! I had to watch the entire episode on the Paramount app. 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍
Thank you for teaching me slugging lol 🤣
Bassem is KILLING !!!
Unexpected demographic: Chris Hardwick
‘This message is sponsored by the Hearst family’
I'm sorry I'm not an old lady Taylor but I always like your outfits you look fantastic
I've gotten to know Bassem via TikTok pleaching sense to Pierce Morgan's melty face and I'm so happy to see him in action!!!
Taylor's blazers❤
That Bob Ferguson but was a plot line in season 5 of Fargo
Bassem is the funniest by quite a margin on this panel.
this time, certainly, but Jay was doing a great job as well.
@@ThatOpalGuyI find Jay to be notoriously unfunny
I think you need a lesson in empathy and slugging
M. Night Shyamalan: "Never let them know your next move?" He only has one move!
What a twist!
I think it’s great when someone from the Middle East shows the whole world, and especially his own countrymen, how to laugh, and how to “chill out” and laugh with others. I think it was Mark Twain who said that laughter is mankind’s greatest weapon.
Do you know what his opening salvo is in English. I've been combing thru the comments and you seemed like a reasonable person to ask. Dude oozes charisma.
one of the best Group Chat segments in recent memory and I'm not just saying that because I commented on that Reddit post
lol Im also on that sub
Finally, after doing four Netflix specials, Taylor has made it…!!!
No shade… but you know she actually made it the second she stepped on “stage” at church!
Only a minute and a half in with the intros and I'm loving these guests.
I mean, every one is fire, but Bassem is FIRE fire.
This episode made me a Bassem Youssef fan.
1:54 What?? lol
2:57 When I heard that, I thought he was going to be @dam in disguise. lmfao
It's not just that I'm high, right? Bassem is a damn sexy man, right? Just me? Ok but it's gotta make more sense than the Jack Black thing, right? RIGHT?!
The Jack Black thing makes perfect sense and you know it 🥵
Yesss to both of them!
Bassem Youssef on Late Night? SIGN ME UP
Great show, and I'm glad to have at least one woman in late night again (not enough, but better than none). This show fills the dead space in my heart that the original @ midnight show held.
First time I saw the prize and thought - hell yeah! I'd actually audition for the show... if they took auditions....and if regular hats actually fit my head.
Not gonna lie, I low-key want that top hat
I thought about buying one once, but they can be wicked expensive.
Right? It's a worthwhile prize
Bassem , so haappy to see him here
Taylor IS the best! She should replace the Jeopardy guy, the Wheel of Fortune guy and maybe even Drew Carey
"Fkn come for me, I need a nap!"
Bassem is the BEST
Holy shit was this a funny clip. Funniest panel yet.
Didn't the guy have any friends before 18 to learn empathy from?
9:56 my mom 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This guy must be so happy.
I was in jail when @midnight was on. They used to repeat all the episodes on Sundays I
During my free time so I always got caught up.
GOOD LUCK YA BAAAASEEEEEEEEM!
BRAVO TODD
I just saw Bassem on the Bad Hasbara podcast, small world
Bessem is on FIRE
Bassem is more famous than you outside America, Barry.
I think in the US too.
Ok but… he… was… joking. See, on this show people make jokes, it’s actually all that this show is the entire way through. In addition to Todd Barry not actually thinking he’s the most famous person on that stage, Bassem also didn’t actually think he was on Al Jazeera…that too, wait for it…was just a joke.
@@_DerdniK_ Oh thank god; I thought no one would be kidding around.
Doesn't count though
the trinity joke!!!! lmaooooo
My God, these guys are hilarious!
Junkyard Wars are another good type of war. Hey! Can yall bring back Junkyard Wars too?
Jay's homophobia joke was amusing. Though I would swear that Todd Barry came out of the closet several years ago. Am I misremembering this? I can't find it online. Does anyone remember this happening?
Also, in the D.C. area, slugging is basically hitchhiking to your government job from the suburbs to avoid paying outrageous tolls for not having enough people in your car.
Todd Glass came out years ago. Perhaps you are conflating your Todd [5-letter-last-name] comedians?
@@rgs8970 Ahhhh. You might be right. Apologies to Todd Barry for calling him gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. #UnexpectedSeinfeld
#TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy I liked #TaylorTomlinson's facial expression to Toddy Barry's answer at 7:47! And #TaylorTomlinson looks great in purple.
Hell yeah Bassem ftw!
I have to wonder,
If the show title was changed to “After Colbert”
would it get more views?
Why's this dude trying to give me Marvel crossover nightmares as a way to introduce himself?
My suggestion would be my other favourite new year's eve film(after when harry met sally)the apartment.
Bassem is great.
And an amazing, intelligent man when it comes to discussing the injustice in Palestine.
I need the shirt jay has on
Bassem!!!
You got Bassem? Wow.
6:35 & 7:37 Perfection
Anyone else think of Fargo season 5 when they talked about the story of the 3 Bob Fergusons running for office? Bob Ferguson = Roy Tillman
Bassem!
Over the last 6 months, basam has stolen my heart.H but that's not a surprise as it is a former heart surgeon
fantastic
Hey CBS: we might not all be waching live...or even in a reasonable time frame after the vids go to youtube...but we do watch consistently, so you're still getting your ad revenue.
No no no Taylor, that's not JUST a top hat......that top hat has a FEATHER
When no one is attracted to you, there’s always Jesus.
Wait, isn’t the Bob Ferguson thing like the last season of Fargo? 😅
I'm not Bob Ferguson any more, I'm Turd. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
re: complimets --I really love the color of Taylor' Pants-suit.
Still needs some work but that fake laugh is getting better Taylor!
Depends on how early my morning has to be... If not I watch on demand
'it's A Bob Eat Bob World'... ...I've seen that one. It's not as good as it sounds.
I prefer the sequel
Did you know that when Abba went to prison for a short time, they wanted to watch TV and they also demanded that somebody give them after midnight?
In fact there are 47 Bob Fergusons and they're all secret assassins
SLLUG- when I was in college, it meant Sarah Lawrence Lesbian Until Graduation. Vaseline optional 😝
good luck getting christ to pay his half of the rent.
Bassem is hilarious. If you need a break Taylor, get Bassem to guest host.
Dope looking top hat. That’s probably worth $50.
Also an ex-con, but watching outside.
Dang did Bassem just stand up for Chris?
3:33 "come for me, I'd love a break"
I mean we've all been there on a date...
Compliments from old people and toddlers are for real, yo
BASSEM YOUSSEF???
I didn't know prisoners were allowed to stay up late watching tv. Is that like minimum security or something?
"I'm Tod Barry and I'm the most famous person on this stage."
Erm, no you're not mate.
Todd Barry and Tom Papa are the same person. Prove me wrong.