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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson discovers just how many people are looking for a man in finance, 6’5, trust fund, and blue eyes. Later, Taylor Tomlinson brings Sasheer Zamata, Aparna Nancherla, and Joe Lo Truglio into the group chat! They discuss the oceans having beef and unbridled Texas Roadhouse enthusiasm.
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    AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 180

  • @br_ButteredToaster
    @br_ButteredToaster 3 місяці тому +428

    Between the talkshow segment and now the intro monologue, this show feels more personable. Taylor is a comedian too, afterall. I like where the show is headed. Lets hope it lasts longer than @midnight.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 3 місяці тому +9

      @midnight ran out of topics-if push comes to shove, this iteration can raid its precursor for any topics they’ve failed to cover. And I agree, more than three years would be absolutely wonderful…we’ll see

    • @partskeleton
      @partskeleton 3 місяці тому +4

      I was afraid the title was Taylor leaving and looking for a replacement! Glad that was not the case.

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O 3 місяці тому +3

      I really enjoy the embracing of the male body shaming XD

    • @CaptainTedStryker
      @CaptainTedStryker 3 місяці тому

      I really wish it was only a half hour show. This show's cast is excellent, but if its three people who aren't as funny it can be too long.

    • @subman23
      @subman23 3 місяці тому +2

      Honestly, maybe adding a monologue is part of the way to them hearing you,​@@CaptainTedStryker, almost like a compromise because while they're probably not going to make it a half hour show, having a monologue takes around 10 minutes off of a potentially less funny cast

  • @Qermaq
    @Qermaq 3 місяці тому +58

    I love how Taylor is slowly becoming more and more comfortable at appearing mildly uncomfortable. She's such an achiever.

  • @alyssa6240
    @alyssa6240 3 місяці тому +72

    The monologues are everything-Taylor is rocking this!!!!

  • @abednegosteelo7813
    @abednegosteelo7813 3 місяці тому +78

    Seriously Taylor laughing is the best part of the show 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @supersupersocco
      @supersupersocco 3 місяці тому +2

      fave laugh along with natasha leggero and moshe kasher :D

    • @brandonnewby178
      @brandonnewby178 3 місяці тому

      If it didn't sound so forced...

  • @bdwon
    @bdwon 3 місяці тому +145

    You're 30, Taylor! Eligible to be a Senator yourself! Go for it!

    • @AbhishekKr.Singh1609
      @AbhishekKr.Singh1609 3 місяці тому +9

      She is 30!😮
      I thought she was in her mid to late 20s

    • @ChicanoryIsMyName
      @ChicanoryIsMyName 3 місяці тому +4

      Definitely 30, per google

    • @mhawang8204
      @mhawang8204 3 місяці тому +4

      @@AbhishekKr.Singh1609 She just turned 30 before this show started airing. It wasn’t like she got old overnight 😂

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@mhawang8204 Shes not THAT old! and she's doing better than me, lol

  • @luisdiaz-valero9329
    @luisdiaz-valero9329 3 місяці тому +40

    I really really REALLY love these opening monologues. 😭

  • @ClaudiaMiller
    @ClaudiaMiller 3 місяці тому +41

    The intro really smooths out the pacing of the show. ❤

  • @cjsheu
    @cjsheu 3 місяці тому +52

    that outfit is fire

  • @baron7755
    @baron7755 3 місяці тому +30

    Sasheer Zamata is the literal definition of the literal best, but honestly this group of 3 is amazing

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 місяці тому

      It I'd a good group, eh?
      Basheer is pretty cute and talented, though

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 місяці тому

      I'm confused as to why Boyle is looking so good though. Taylor I get, but. Boyle? I'm confused. 😂

  • @joranbooth5529
    @joranbooth5529 3 місяці тому +41

    Best thing CBS has done in 50 years is hire Taylor. And I say 50 years because CBS is so irrelevant these days that I don't care to go and look up how long they've been around.

  • @rachel_rexxx
    @rachel_rexxx 3 місяці тому +46

    Come for the hashtags, stay for Aparna

    • @dennismonk9559
      @dennismonk9559 3 місяці тому +3

      she's kinda a dud, at least in this clip

  • @GrahamCStrouse
    @GrahamCStrouse 3 місяці тому +35

    She had me at Pangaea…

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 3 місяці тому +3

    Boyle! Noyle! Boyle! Boyle!
    I TOLD YOU NEVER TO WAKE ME!! 😂😂

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 3 місяці тому +30

    I love how every time someone eats food on this show Taylor is horrified haha

    • @supersupersocco
      @supersupersocco 3 місяці тому +1

      the Props department probably grabs things from David Letterman's archives

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh 3 місяці тому +13

    Great to see how sharp Joe is without a script. Hillarious.

    • @stonedoummaynardjame
      @stonedoummaynardjame 3 місяці тому +3

      all the answers are scripted thou.

    • @tayloreh
      @tayloreh 3 місяці тому +1

      @@stonedoummaynardjame definitely not true

  • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
    @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 3 місяці тому +7

    I love having the monologue on UA-cam! Taylor is so funny!

  • @jakeshapiro389
    @jakeshapiro389 3 місяці тому +9

    quickly becoming one of my favorite shows

  • @JRussellDay
    @JRussellDay 3 місяці тому +17

    Omg sasheer zamata is gonna be on Agatha? So awesome!

  • @bukisare
    @bukisare 3 місяці тому +5

    I LOVE THIS NEW INTRO SEGMENT I LOVE SEEING MORE TAYLOR YAHOOOO

  • @CaptainUrielVentris7
    @CaptainUrielVentris7 3 місяці тому +6

    Exquisite guest lineup.

  • @Rakettivuori
    @Rakettivuori 3 місяці тому +5

    I'm looking for a wife in comedy. Netflix. 5'5''. Blue eyes. Comedy. Netflix. 5'5''. Blue eyes.

  • @pgfarber6576
    @pgfarber6576 3 місяці тому +4

    reallyloving the min-logue, more taylor loving the mini-logue

  • @iowa506
    @iowa506 3 місяці тому +3

    I think this could arguably be the best prize yet!! 😂😂

  • @JohnBerry-q1h
    @JohnBerry-q1h 3 місяці тому +8

    I’m glad Taylor seems to be feeling better.

  • @Ryanneey
    @Ryanneey 3 місяці тому +9

    Wow, I love everyone on the stage right now!

  • @sarahmcdonald4787
    @sarahmcdonald4787 Місяць тому

    My favorite remix of that is with "like a G6" it's fantastic😂

  • @michaelwaller342
    @michaelwaller342 3 місяці тому

    Taylor is kicking ass! Loving how much she is growing onto this.

  • @BlanBonco
    @BlanBonco 3 місяці тому +23

    Pringles thief > 6'5"

  • @gc3193
    @gc3193 3 місяці тому +3

    Grandma ashes joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zozolove203
    @zozolove203 3 місяці тому +1

    The intro monologue is my fav part, go Taylor!

  • @Knulppage
    @Knulppage 3 місяці тому +4

    Is the monologue longer than before? If so, it is an improvement. This show is awesome and I will be getting Paramount+ again in a month, but the uploads on UA-cam are indispensable. Also, the Pacific ocean OWNS. Just look at it on a globe...all you see is water on one side of the globe it's amazing. It covers more than 30% of the world, but it appears larger than that.

  • @sasukesarutobi3862
    @sasukesarutobi3862 3 місяці тому +4

    Shout out to the 6'2" short kings! 👑

  • @abednegosteelo7813
    @abednegosteelo7813 3 місяці тому +6

    Taylor my new favourite person ❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @threepiecefishandchips
    @threepiecefishandchips 3 місяці тому +6

    Sasheer Zamata is the first person on the show to refuse the haunted doll and I'm surprised that never came up

  • @Tasarran
    @Tasarran 3 місяці тому +11

    OMG, it is so obvious Joe is reading off his podium.
    I'm not fooling myself that they are not doing bits written for them ahead of time, but don't make it so obvious, dude!

    • @theredreuben
      @theredreuben 3 місяці тому +1

      I was wondering this, too, but I realized I often look down when I'm going off the dome. I wonder if that's what he's doing?

    • @SaddestAlice
      @SaddestAlice 3 місяці тому +2

      They write the bits together with the show writers before the show

  • @BrunoDG85
    @BrunoDG85 3 місяці тому +1

    So many great comedians passed by that stage, but these guys were probably the funniest guests I’ve seen on this show!

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz1003 3 місяці тому +2

    the most perfect amazing ocean jokes

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 3 місяці тому +1

    17 cans of Pringles? I would never stop pooping...

  • @ericvanvlandren8987
    @ericvanvlandren8987 3 місяці тому +1

    Sasheer! The queen is back! ❤️

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 місяці тому

    i like the "i want a guy who listens" girl ❤😂❤

  • @PabloChavez-be5id
    @PabloChavez-be5id 3 місяці тому +1

    Of course Boyle eat the chip, the unknown aging only adds to the flavor 👌

  • @PaulSDoize
    @PaulSDoize 3 місяці тому

    #TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy Thank you for continuing to do the monologue #TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight!

  • @mario_actually
    @mario_actually 3 місяці тому +1

    Standup intro continues to slapperoni. 🔥

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 3 місяці тому

    Loving this show
    The girl who said she wants any guy who will listen has at least 3 perfectly chill guys who would love to listen to her that she lives near or knows that she's friend zoned. 100% :)

  • @Masonj919
    @Masonj919 3 місяці тому +3

    Do people know they are allowed to be rude without calling it “boundaries” or self-care?

  • @stashiarobbins2058
    @stashiarobbins2058 3 місяці тому

    God bless she finally caved and did a monologue 😂

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 3 місяці тому +11

    How in the hell do you prove you're legally single? You prove you're married with a marriage certificate but it's not like you have a single certificate otherwise. Are you supposed to request copies of any marriage certificates in your name and then show receipts that there were none? I'm really hung up on this. My mind will not move on.

    • @benchiaase
      @benchiaase 3 місяці тому +4

      Not married = single. The government can check if you've ever registered a marriage.

    • @lilymulligan8180
      @lilymulligan8180 3 місяці тому +4

      I think the wording was weird. You can't prove a negative - but I'm guessing the app requires proof of driver's license and/or birth certificate, which they then run against their own databases of wedding & divorce documents.

    • @robertkennedy5414
      @robertkennedy5414 3 місяці тому

      the single certificate is the unopened condom in your wallet that expired in 2012.

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 3 місяці тому +1

      You file taxes single, perhaps, rather than married.

    • @mona0monik
      @mona0monik 14 днів тому

      In most countries, or at least in Europe, keeping track of population works. There's a national population registry and when someone gets legally married, the national registry gets updated to married. So to prove you are legally single you get a paper certifying you're not married in the system. It's easy. If you move to another country outside of your birth country and you want to marry in your new country, you have to provide a certificate from your previous country that you're not married already. I'm sure it gets more muddled and complicated if you live in many countries during your lifetime, but these are some situations that I know of, that requires a certificate of being legally unmarried.

  • @subman23
    @subman23 3 місяці тому +1

    Was really hoping that was going to be one of those exploding prank cans of worms

  • @MeaganPaullin
    @MeaganPaullin 3 місяці тому

    "Critical shortage in rizz." 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 3 місяці тому +1

    “Everybody’s talking about crime, woohoo😆🤑!!”

  • @quixodeath8879
    @quixodeath8879 2 місяці тому

    JOE FROM THE STATE YEEAAHHH

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 3 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣
    I don't know the hot dads game you're talking about

  • @davesprivatelounge
    @davesprivatelounge 3 місяці тому

    7:14 lmao

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 3 місяці тому +1

    What’s better than a 6’5” man in finance? A 6’5” man who’s not in finance. Finance is bullshit.

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 місяці тому

    of all the things i want run by a government.. A DATING APP AINT ONE 😂

  • @beyondtherhetoric
    @beyondtherhetoric 3 місяці тому +1

    Did Taylor just confirm the title of the Agatha series that keeps changing?

  • @julianyc422
    @julianyc422 3 місяці тому

    It's One Ocean, you are fighting with yourself

  • @nougan_gamer
    @nougan_gamer Місяць тому

    Bear? I suspect Sasheer is a closet Baldur's Gate 3 fan... :)

  • @madcow3417
    @madcow3417 3 місяці тому +2

    My favorite version of that finance song is by youtuber 'im sad alex'. I'd post a link, but youtube doesn't like links.

    • @madcow3417
      @madcow3417 3 місяці тому

      Or does it?
      ua-cam.com/video/L4LQkcGeQw4/v-deo.html

  • @themoose0221
    @themoose0221 3 місяці тому +4

    BOYLE!

  • @jvissers3086
    @jvissers3086 2 місяці тому

    If you do a short monologue at the beginning of every segment, I'd watch every segment.

  • @owenangleton8032
    @owenangleton8032 3 місяці тому +1

    I heard the finance thing, but I couldn't quite make out what the second tik-toker was saying.

  • @Codeaholic1
    @Codeaholic1 3 місяці тому +3

    Is Joe looking at notes!?

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 3 місяці тому +1

      A number of guests have done that in the past. One show I think all three did it. At least no one person stuck out that day. :)

    • @Codeaholic1
      @Codeaholic1 3 місяці тому +1

      @@nimue325 I think all three were in this one. They're probably offered the option if they want it

  • @danielfcody
    @danielfcody 3 місяці тому

    Pant suit 70’s style 🥰

  • @jvissers3086
    @jvissers3086 2 місяці тому

    It's been too long since I've seen Charles Boyle on screen.

  • @amandaostuni4466
    @amandaostuni4466 3 місяці тому

    I actually love the government helping Dating lol. I had that idea before this. And they can screen the not-actually-single people out

  • @katherinenutella
    @katherinenutella 3 місяці тому +4

    day 2 of asking for more Chris Fleming

  • @MysteicVoltronus
    @MysteicVoltronus 24 дні тому

    I still want a American version of 8 or 10 cats, but I will take what I can get.

  • @sarahjane7618
    @sarahjane7618 3 місяці тому

    That outfit though 😎✨🔥

  • @wynoglia
    @wynoglia 3 місяці тому

    Joe is the best!

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 місяці тому

    Sasheer is also hecking cute wtf

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 місяці тому

    Brown eyes are pretty too

  • @tibbs1179
    @tibbs1179 3 місяці тому

    Playlist, please and thank you!

  • @baron7755
    @baron7755 3 місяці тому +1

    Grandpa D...so, Grandma V?

  • @andrewrodgers2180
    @andrewrodgers2180 3 місяці тому

    the comment about the hot bear Sasheer made reminds me of my high school days back in the bad hair days of the 70's, yes I am a freaking boomer. Well any ways a book that was actually studied was called the Bear and it was about a young woman who has a summer psychical fling with a wild bear. Taking the concept of a nature lover to a whole new level. I don't remember any book burners complaining or asking for the book to be banned. How can a book like this be studied in high school you may ask. At that time there was a big emphasis on Canadian Literature, you know Margaret Atwood and the Canadian food guide. So this book was considered a legit book to study due to it's canuck themes. Not sure how that happened ,but as we know a lot of times truth is stranger than fiction.

  • @macarenacabral4258
    @macarenacabral4258 3 місяці тому +3

    I do genuinly don't like when waiters ask how it's going. I want to be left alone eating! 😅
    Love you Joe ❤

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 3 місяці тому +1

      Agreed, especially since they always ask you when your mouth is full. All I want is a refill on my soda. Other than that, just deliver the check when I'm done. If there's a problem or the chef did a magnificent job, then I'll say something.

    • @robertkennedy5414
      @robertkennedy5414 3 місяці тому

      @@r0bw00d spit the food in their face, then say, "It was fine until some moron came over and asked me a question."

    • @hoover728
      @hoover728 3 місяці тому +1

      Unfortunately it's one of those dumb things that management has decreed obligatory so they get in trouble if they don't check in constantly.

  • @bmacpher
    @bmacpher 3 місяці тому

    Aparna! #UBI! Yes!

  • @debarooo22
    @debarooo22 3 місяці тому

    2:22 'Rizz'.. yea i had to look it up

  • @tirkeydirkey2165
    @tirkeydirkey2165 3 місяці тому +3

    Hi Taylor. She reads all these right?

    • @benjaminpikoikj7090
      @benjaminpikoikj7090 3 місяці тому +3

      Nope. Not even close. She did a Reddit AMA recently and mentioned she reads no comments. Genuinely

    • @tirkeydirkey2165
      @tirkeydirkey2165 3 місяці тому

      @@benjaminpikoikj7090 uhhhh, sarcasm?

  • @z.e.n.d.a.y.a..l.o.v.e.r
    @z.e.n.d.a.y.a..l.o.v.e.r Місяць тому

    ARNY WHAT😭😭

  • @frederickheard2022
    @frederickheard2022 3 місяці тому +2

    Mouthbreather. Comments. 5’5”.

  • @hayatoochiai1642
    @hayatoochiai1642 3 місяці тому

    The host of this show is foxy ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @LuisEspinoza
    @LuisEspinoza 3 місяці тому

    I just gotta say it, Taylor is looking good in those clothes

  • @andrewpowers2249
    @andrewpowers2249 3 місяці тому

    Hmm...I work in finance, have blue eyes...but I'm too short.

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows 3 місяці тому +4

      And with that attitude, you always will be

  • @Grt120453
    @Grt120453 3 місяці тому

    Taylor’s faux disgust at the stealing

  • @godnoble
    @godnoble 3 місяці тому

    Legally those aren't chips, they're potato "crisps".

  • @pierfrancescocosta6336
    @pierfrancescocosta6336 3 місяці тому

    2:04 Usually, I'm not into these kinds of news at all, but I just _had_ to have a look and see if this was true... and yes, it is! 😅😂
    I mean, Japan is one of those countries at real risk of collapsing, should the demographic decline persist so evidently, but what on earth was the Tokyo Council thinking here?

  • @SharonMECR
    @SharonMECR 3 місяці тому +1

    is Joe reading cards?

  • @jaredpierce8477
    @jaredpierce8477 3 місяці тому

    Naw, you always gotta test your pills. Probably end up with bath salts instead of molly.

  • @JohnBerry-q1h
    @JohnBerry-q1h 3 місяці тому +1

    The King of privacy boundaries is
    Merrick Garland.

  • @justins21482
    @justins21482 3 місяці тому

    is joe reading from cue cards?

  • @dizmix
    @dizmix 3 місяці тому

    Alright buffet lady. ...

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 3 місяці тому +4

    If I walk backwards I'm 6'5 😋

  • @veqv
    @veqv 3 місяці тому +2

    nth!

  • @dogtato
    @dogtato 3 місяці тому

    is it bad if i hope the hypothetical 6'5" finance guy with a trust fund and blue eyes is abusive?

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 місяці тому

      Wow, is it bad I hope you get therapy?

  • @boydstephensmithjr
    @boydstephensmithjr 3 місяці тому +1

    Fact: Elderly are old.

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 3 місяці тому

    😂

  • @DOSkywalkR
    @DOSkywalkR 3 місяці тому

    5:05 please tell your guests to stop staring at their podiums. Since I figured out they're being fed their lines on those (which they wrote with the writers of the show as Taylor told on Conan's podcast), it's really distracting, like SNL guests staring into the distance at cue cards 😅

  • @airborne0x0
    @airborne0x0 3 місяці тому +1

    A.M. can you please start posting just the monologues separately without the guests and game show part..

    • @satansshadow2163
      @satansshadow2163 3 місяці тому

      I wish I saw this after four minutes in

    • @hoover728
      @hoover728 3 місяці тому

      You could just hit pause when she's done.

  • @nalanl
    @nalanl 3 місяці тому

    I'm 6'3 and 6'5 is too tall