Misinformed - Parenting 101
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- My father died during childbirth (He choked on a peach core) and I'm still not convinced that my mother actually exists, so I had to learn all of this on my own.
Links to Things;
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Patreon: / misinformed
Intro Music: • Brian Crain - Dream of...
Outro Music: • Spider-Man 2: The Game...
My audio guy who moonlights as a music guy: / @brlliant9511
Nothing wrong with how people treat their kids, I've eaten two and I've heard no complaints.
Of course Chronos
i’m sorry what
Nom nom nom nom
Tastes like chicken
You'd better have eaten them medium rare with a mustard sauce, otherwise... you monster!
The trick with parenting is you have to have enough kids where the older kids can take care of the younger ones. Then all you have to do is throw food at them.
,,,,,,mom?
@@absolutetrash8118
Kek!
Food? Fude? oh... foude! Does it matter if it has a skull&cross-bone symbol on it?
Mom is that you? oldest of 8 kids and this was literally my childhood
@Egg T As a muslim I can confirm that
That’s not what negative reinforcement is. That’s positive punishment.
Yeah, people often misunderstand these terms. You can either add/apply (positive) or subtract/deny (negative) either a benefit/reward for a behavior you desire, i.e. reinforcement, or a deficit/adversity for an undesirable behavior, i.e. punishment.
Tldr: you reinforce good behaviors and/or you punish bad behaviors. You can reinforce or punish by either introducing something (positive) or removing something (negative). Laypeople don't know about these simple terms.
@@mcfarvo I love how your tldr is longer than your original comment
The negative reinforcement part is that the kid DOESN'T get pepper sprayed when they're good, but it implies that they're being pepper sprayed regularly and for neutral behavior
1:44 This portrayal of the Discord is 100% accurate but I assure you that it is totally worth contracting retinal cancer in order to witness it in person.
I am glad to know that someone out there is watching hentai with his dad
A true man of culture
gonna be me and my son.
@@tommyck7185 Yes.
Not funny
But i did laugh
Hmm
Not humorous
But i did exhale air from my nose
"No one under 5 6 deserves to be heard...."
Guess that explains the role of women over time
.....and me
As an ambassador of the 6footers I hereby declare that we don't have any smart shit to say either
people with good ideas that deserve ti be heard are are a mith
Æ
Glad to know you’re giving your 12 year old audience parenting advice
they'll need it after their uncle...
you know...
@@englishmotherfucker1058i found out my uncle somehow has a growth chart of my dick, should i be concerned?
@@Aadhitiya_Murali if it’s your uncle and you have a dick no because you can’t get pregnant just wear a chastity belt when you go to sleep or his house
I needed this 18 years ago
You dirty for that Chris Benoit picture 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
As a psychology student I have to point out that the negative reinforcement mentioned at 5:09 is actually a positive punishment.
Always happy to help make sure this show stays 100% factually accurate!
Stop
So... we just not gonna talk about the picture of Chris Benoit?
I`ll Just pretend I am Vince McMahon for a second, OK?: Chris BenWHO?
If I acknowledge it here I’ll get depressed.
I was just about to point that out. 💀
look at the thumbnail of the video and tell me if you see the connection
Crispin Wah?
thank you base god for blessing my isolation with this video
I'm confident my parents are time travelers and they watched this video 20 years ago
Here's a fact I just made up....
Yup, that sounds about right for 2020.
"Since then, people have spent entire careers devising ways to properly build functioning members of society"
Filipinos raising children as family investment: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Mind giving me more information on that?
Trauma. All I can say is trauma and gaslighting intensifies in a Filipino household.
Thank god, I hate all of these so called "professionals" trying to feed me fake facts on how to parent
Why are these Nick Robinson pfps everywhere??
I'm Scottish and I can safely say haggis is amazing.
And I am a haggis.
Last time I was this early, my dad wasn’t at the store getting milk
Last time I was this early I was talking to my family about getting some milk.
Last time I was this early I was talking to my family about getting some milk.
@@almscurium so funny you had to say it twice eh?
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1:44 as a veteran of discord, this is an accurate depiction of the server
that is like 50% of servers on discord, 25% goes to furry/pedophilia servers. 20% goes to NSFW servers. 5% goes to sort of chill/friend group servers
Parenting? My parents left when I was a month old.
Edit: This was a joke and my parents never left me so you don't have to worry
You'll do fine kid!
Both my parents failed to show up at my own birth
Well according to this guide my mom was the greatest mom ever.
sorry
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Honestly, if through any miracle in some parallel universe I did have some child I would leave it in the wilderness until adulthood because that would be a way better influence on my child as I would have been
So you're saying my dad leaving me in the middle of the desert when I was 4 isn't normal?
Its not?
@@gufosufo337 I don't think so
@@tylertheotherone3331 shit
Of course. Why'd he wait till you were 4?
depends on how old you are
I am so glad I found this channel through recommended
I love how the format of your videos is basically a PowerPoint presentation
me, a 5”7 male that can squat more than the average man:*fucking slams the kid* “WHO TOLD YOU TO HAVE AN OPINION”
This feels like you throwing shade at your parents
"Diet Drake" .... * coughs up a lung *
I’m so glad my parents took the advice from this video
The best way for a Dad to teach their kid is by leaving them. Then they can feel the feeling of loss. Thus making any more loss less effective.
I don’t like the standard you set up at the beginning, “happy and successful”. While those things are important, I also want my kid to grow up to be moral and a good world citizen. I’m not just raising my kids for their own sake, but for everyone else’s.
Big Facts, no one like someone who steps over them to get what they want
@@dougneon9550 please step on me
Spartan didnt left their kids in the wilderness,they got into spartan school that basically special forces training in today standard
When in doubt just ask yourself: "what would Josef Fritzel do?"
Finally my guy uploads. Looks like itll be a good video though. Nice reference to the proto human video.
yes
Misinformed has the all mighty waifu Sae Niijima
This is very specific to my recent predicament
Your discord message for this episode didn't have to hurt that hard
Love the Jerma and Star BLEHs reference at 7:10
Good job champ, I learned how to parent better than my own.
my mom didnt show up for my birth :(
Doofenshmirtz??
ah yes, the cursed channel uploads once more
From the poet Philip Larkin:
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad/
They don't mean to, but they do;
They fill you with the faults they had/
And add some extra, just for you."
I cannot wait until the videos are half Patreon messages, you're getting close
i was produced in a test tube
Do you get special powers for that? You'd think they'd at least give you some DLC options if you go that route
@@nicolasa.3192 idk if 1 leg counts as a superpower
@@rashy360 try to leg kick a guy
Atleast you were wanted
Test tubes are cool but petri dishes are beast
I grew up in the 80's and was definitely left in the wilderness to fend for myself
im not thinking about paraenting nor am one i waited a month for this and im not missing it
"They would do a way better job then you"
I didn't know you were my sons mom
Mans out here giving parenting advice but doesn’t believe in having a job
Fuck a job.
My parents fucked in the Fortnite permission, which explains my inaptitude in Fortnite as all my Fortnite powers were used up in conception.
I think my parents watch your videos. Just substitute pepper spray with emotional abuse.
That's Fritzl!
Peak Misinformed.
when rainfalls intro made me have ptsd flash backs to cutting off my own finger
Nice video, champ
Hahahahaha the podium
I appreciate you paying respect to the ultimate parent; Chris Benoit
Misinformed is never going to have kids, cause he's not a SIMP like us haha
Misinformed is just Sam o nella after being blessed by the base god
That podium picture is just......neat
I’m guessing this series is suppose to teach you wrong for laughs, unless it’s more inexperienced advice. This is my first video to fully watch.
this is the best video I've ever seen. a whole 9:49 of fun
Thank you base god for creating us
Father, we love you. Be safe, always.
DUDEEEEEE THE CHRIS BENOIT REFERENCE HAD ME GEEKED
HES POGGING
Ok, where's the Toaster, I need to take a bath.
Misinformed and Sam O'Nella colab when
Gonna give this video to my parents
Thank you base god!
Thank you for attributing running a Discord to taking care of children.
4:30 So... Basically we're recreating superman?
My boi Chris Benoit... a man of culture
Time to wait one more month for a video
Wow. The guys on your Discord must be absolute Chads, except for moxie
“BRING BACK BENOIT”
Hell yeah, let's go!
"Just fucking pepper spray them"
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Don't mind me, I'm just here saving my launch options for tf2
wow something i wont remember by the time i face a problem like parenting properly
instructions unclear, i now have a clone
Finally he's back
god this hits so close to home it's like I just looked out my window and saw the based god
Real shit: get all the parents together and determine who is the weakest through years of childhood bullying, intimidation and theft of food. The weakest has to babysit everyone's kids while everyone else gets food.
- The Lion Gang.
TYBG
I see my boy Fritzl, I click.
Simple.
2:20 hah I was a practice baby, why do you think my brother turned out so well!
About time you uploaded, you fricken bum
the Chris Benoit thing was super fucked up, as it is believed he had CTE meaning his brain was literally deteriorating and because of how it was handled, the living kid was basically cast aside and forgotten
And that kids, is why your name needs to be gold in your discord.
What do you mean wanting to become a parent? I saw Fritzl in the Thumbnail and thought "Oh shit haven't heard about that guy in a while"
Came for the memes stayed for the crippling depression
Finally!!!
Yell SOOAA at your child to instill self confidence.
Based
Instructions unclear: it became immune to pepper spray
I think I'll stick with leaving them in the wilderness until adolescence
The Chris benoit pic is killin meeee😅😅🤣
43 yo checking in. Left kids to the wolves. Kids made it out. Good job kids.