Wife Plays SC For The First Time
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artosis make this a full thing please, its a gold mine !
I haven't LoL'd at a video in a long time
this is her channel now
yes pls, was rly funny watch your wife trying to put rally point manually 😂😂 seriously i want to see the 2nd part greetings
This is worse than when my ex girlfriend played Morrowind and just stared at the cliffracers.
Wifetosis gonna take over the channel. And we are here for it.
Honestly I’m just here for wifetosis
It's nice of arto's wife to hide her real powers (2200+ Protoss) and fake being bad at the game just to make arty happy. :) True love.
Is she really??
@@roymcdre9180 she plays at Flash's level
@@chinogitarista7379 That's her secret, she IS Flash
Doesn't have to fake, this is how any Protoss would perform when trying to play Terran.
Artois teaching his kids to read
"...E..."
"No, oh my god! oh my god! you've been seeing letters everywhere your whole life, it's an F how do you not know this? Why would it be an E?"
"why are there big letters and small letters?"
"Because this is a man's alphabet. Jesus christ, there's only 24 letters - you can't even do 4 of them HAHAAHAHAHAHA this is so funny"
I'm dying hahaha
Fucking gold lmaoo
"it's very intuitive. Just press the button that word starts from. S for supply depot, F for factory also press A for marines"
Meanwhile chats spamming "LOL BUT THERES 26?!?"
@@hentaidude666 lmao if artosis says 24 I think he knows what he's talking about
I love watching a marriage fall apart in real time
arty you're lucky you have such a patient wife. no other wife on the planet would put up with this lol
She's gonna gel with protoss campaign... I can feel it.
This needs to become a series where she beats the campaigns and arty is forced to watch.
That would be fucking funny
"You can only select 12 units at a time"
"Well that’s some bullshit isn’t it?"
Wife is a SC2 casual confirmed :p
She also wants a build grid hahaha
"No, that is how God intented games to be played." 😅😅😅😅
More like an average Age of Empires II enjoyer
She had me at "Fuck you, Daniel."
@@taylortetra1781she wanted a hud showing the rally/waypoints lines as well
she been married to artosis for like decades and seemingly never watched a single sc game
Yet plays WoW 😆
‘You never take interests In things I like!’ 😜
@@AgentXRifle cause SC1 looks like arse, runs like arse, has literally brainless gameplay, ofc she wouldn't bother watching or learning it, SC1 is arse, straight arse idk why any of you nerds play it, its like the people who think AOE2 is better then AOE4 but then when you look at the stats the majority of users who play AOE2 have shit computers and then try to justify them being poor by saying that the latest one is trash.
She's been watching the emotions on his face instead of the screen
Even if you watch the screen, you probably don't know how to control the game, rts are hard to learn to play.
My wife learned sc2 by watching me play for like 3 weeks. Sat down and showed her some very basic build orders when she wanted to play and she ran with it.
"Cuz this is a man's game" LMAO This was super entertaining to watch.
The pain of teaching someone who has never played an RTS
never played anything feels like
@@Genemesis i have lots of sc nights with friends and it will take them 10 minutes to make an scv 💀
@@Redtornado6
Sounds like your friends have brain damage.
"click that building and then click the little robot man"
Tends to do the trick.
@@Lykyk Bruh
Depends on the teacher, too.
why are you so angry at her? try to be more supportive, this stuff is actually hard for a beginner. Tara has the tolerance of a saint
I have the feeling that while this is genuine artosis, he's laying it on because it is the vibe of his channel and I think she's in on it. She's still laughing and barbing back at him. I agree Tara is a patient saint though lol
"Hey, it beats working for Artosis. That lunatic sends us into certain death."
that's wizards starcraft for you
the double click saga had me rolling
most wholesome video on this channel by far, artosis is so gentle and understanding
Wife: “Why are you over there?”
Arty: “Because you are playing Terran”
No truer words have been said!
before he said that I read the comments and thought you were joking about how his worldview is starcraft factions then when he said it I was like damn
lol as an avid wow player i love hearing her saying WASD!!!!
Jesus christ they're MINERALS mary!!
haha good one!
15:40 The moment Arty lost trust that can never be regained. I love this btw! Gaming across two completely different schools of thought! 😂😂😂
gotta love a couple that can deal with each other's bs 😂😂
When my wife and I were dating, we went to my dad's for Christmas. I convinced her to play SC with me and my Dad. 3v5 comp on bgh. She had never played before, but by the end of the game, she had half a dozen bc's. I was so proud and knew it was meant to be.
That's beautiful
I NEED Arty coaching his wife through all 6 episodes.
"Diner is more useful than Ghosts." lol
Or dinner, as was mentioned in the video.
I want more, this was hilarious
10:13 "jesus christ Tara they're minerals"
shes been watching you play for 14 years and doesnt know what an scv is. typical wife lol
Arty: ok, i'm gonna give you a shortcut.
Wifetosis: no, motherf*cker.
Oh my god, she's so precious
she is going to be S rank protoss in no time
She’s gonna learn how to play toss from Snow. 🤣😆
I respect, that first question was a softball about programming macro keys that she 100000% already knew answer to. Also, that rt probably needs to check gear for cleaning more frequently, could be reason for some did not makes.
She ended many missions later, using control groups and A move: something that took me almost a year to learn back in 98. Was quite impressed how each mission, she got exponentially better.
Look at this future toss main in the making
Trained by Snow, no less! 😂🤣😆
its only fair that they make a "artosis plays wow for the firs time" and its her teaching him
okay but that would be so easy and boring lol
“Your mouse is fucked.” “No it’s not. It’s like the best mouse in the whole world!” Lol 😂
He's so impatient 😂
I remember when I was 13 and showed my dad how to play Starcraft, he killed his own building by mistake and noticed just in time for it to blow up. Then later when he was joining 1v1 lobbies a korean guy said "sorry, you too low, boot out you" and he got booted from the lobby. My dad tried to do a voice impression of a korean guy saying that while quoting it haha.
space australia ahaha
damn, the condescension would make me quit
She should be used to it by being married to Dan for so long.
Only pewdiecancertards/goodmythical morons would take it too seriously. ;)
When Artosis couldn't double click correctly I was fucking dying.
This is why UI/UX is important. lol
It's fun to me to watch newbies. All the unknown unknowns.
You guys sound sweet.
Also, where's Jim's line, "Whatever it is, it ain't natural. Burn it boys!"?
Artosis is chat now. What Artosis feels is what I feel when I see this. It's perfect :D
I was around 8 and my brother was 13 in 98' and this video absolutely reminds me of our struggle with the game and each other's frustration :D (and we did not know English as well!)
24 seconds in and Artosis is already raging 😂
Sun Tzu once said "Dinner is more useful than ghosts"
Dan has got to be the worst teacher I've ever seen.
"I found the slow kid" -pretending to talk about an SCV but really talking about her husband
i started this video to just give it a glance. the moment she almost killed her SCV .... i got comfy and strapped in/on for what was to come.
She's right about the mmo mouse. It's not cheating to have your keyboard mapped to your mouse. You don't have to use macros.
why is dude so mean XD its funny but man, thats not how u inspire her to play again.although she def aint gona like multiplayer,.
She's ready to play Snow.
That ghost dono was so f'ing funny
The reason there's no outline for when you tell SCVs to build something is so that Artosis can complain when he finds out they didn't build what he thought he told them to.
the double click thing is a pain for me too tara! It's ok i refuse to do it and instead you can ctrl left click to select all units of the same type on screen. I thought that's how everyone did it cause double click rarely works for me. This is cool though,we've all been a rts noob and tried to teach a noob and went through this experience. It's not like learning other games,you didn't do bad!
Daniel was right, ctrl alt or shift was stuck so it didn't work
@@JustinHampton-l5j I wonder if my keyboard has something like that happening and that's why I have trouble double clicking lol
@coryallen2863 Sometimes the OS can get stuck when you alt tab in, especially when using screen recording software.
Tapping the key usually fixes it
Gosh your wife is hilarious :D Very fun idea. Thanks you.
"terran history is basically space Australia" best analogy ever on starcraft 😂 thumbs up 👍
I wonder what Serral was like in his first game of SC 2 LOL
Its fun 😂
This. This is Gold
Exactly like me teaching the wife myself in any game.
I WANT HER TO PLAY THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN, PLEASE!!!
BEST VIDEO
I WAITED FOR THIS FOR DECADES!
Also it was orange, your wife needs glasses.
IF this game was good, you could F2
LMAO the story lore at the end was so funny
shes trolling so hard this is amazing
5:41 nostalgic noob mistake
I really hope wifetosis is in on the joke. This content is really, really funny, but I hope Artosis isn't sincerely getting this angry at wifetosis for not speaking RTS.
Oh I'm 100% sure he's not angry. I'm assuming she's in on it and this is also probably how their relationship is in general.
She knows his streaming style, she definitely knew what she was in for when she agreed to do this.
Oh the “are you a Mac user?” got me bad 😂
8:38 "I found the slow kid." LOL
12:55 Cuz men are wired to do hard labor or precise, brainy tasks. Cooking is a weird task we're not geared for.
Working a job, fixing things in the house, and mowing lawn. That's what we do.
19:52 "Why do you think they're American?"
"Listen to them."
HAHAH!!! She may not be good at the game, but gosh, she's got some jokes. X)
20:01 "The story of Terran is basically space Australlia." PFFFFT!!! LOL!!!!!!!
Also red necks.
I think she's ready to play against average ladder Protoss.
That should be the finale for this series. Wife has to play one ladder match, but the catch is that it has to be on Arty's account.
it's fucking crazy that after 14 years she knows nothing about the game when he's playing the game for probably half a day every day
the most ridiculous thing to actually believe that that's true
it drives me fucking nuts... like did she never watch a single stream or see him play... and they never talked about it in over a decade?
This is definitely funnier than when I tried to teach my wife magic the gathering
"Why are you over there???"... "Cause you are playing Terran"
"Nooo not that slow"... "Yes.. see its perfect".... "Oh my god.. how will you ever deffend mutalisk harassment?"
The single greatest skill in StarCraft: moving the screen with the mouse… a small amount
GIVEN U HAVE 25 MORE YEARS IT SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS MORE POTENTIAL
bro how tf can the editor be looking through the footage, have the npc talking with the big ass "RAYNOR" text on screen, and then write in the same fucking frame "Rainer" TWICE
because that's how Arty said it twice. He wrote his name correctly when Arty said it correctly, too.
Makes me wonder what I was like when I was learning...well not Starcraft, because I played Warcraft 2 first. But yeah, how bad was I when I first played Warcraft 2? I honestly don't remember.
This is an abusive relationship.
But they're evenly matched, so it's fine .
👍
15:21 She's slightly moving her mouse, canceling the double-click. 😂
Honest question, memes aside. How do you know a girl for 14 years, have 4 children, and she not know the FIRST thing of what you do?
How does that conversation even go?
"I play video games for a living"
"Take me"
Why didn't you made her play protos?
I don’t want her to become S rank
This was so funny
Artosis seething about sc. Love it
idk what duo i like more, tastosis or wifetosis.
I had they had an agreement beforehand that Artosis was going to be a huge dick the whole time. This is definitely not the way to introduce anyone to any game.
It's funny though! Even though the trainer/teacher in me is screaming.
Funniest video I've ever seen. Man, part 2 please!
Besides, we are what we call here in latinoamérica "tocayos", we are Daniel. Jajaja
I hope this series continues all the way through Starcraft Original AND Broodwar. Please!
My wife completed the entire SC1-campaign by herself. I was pretty impressed, considering the only game I ever saw her play was something on her phone.
I didn’t help her one bit.
i like how she added more steps to simple tasks out of nowhere XD
Inb4 Protoss is her favorite
"Why are you over there?"
"Because you're playing Terran."
And that is the story of how Artosis ended up in Canada.
“Why doesn’t he have any self-preservation” - welcome to strategy games where units will just suicide wherever told to go 😝
Man watching her try to double click truly hurt me lol but I know it legit isnt easy for somebody literally just playing for their first time. I honestly don’t even use it, it’s easy easier to just hold down the cntrl key on your keyboard and single click :) guaranteed she wouldn’t have trouble with that once she did it the first time. Anyways arty bad teacher!
lol jk your average teacher but a legendary caster and human
I watched 30 seconds and realized I have to wait till my wife gets home to see if she will finally watch a full StarCraft cast with me (this video)
Listening to arty get frustrated at his wife explaining what to click reminded me of trying to get my wife into gaming 😂
Lmao, 90% of the struggle could have been avoided if she read the tooltips that pop up when she was mousing over things.
0:15 I can relate to this so much in everyday life. Holy shi... Difference is mine gets offended by this kind of stuff while your own wife just laughs about it. :(
I didn’t get as frustrated teaching my 6 year old daughter how to play Protoss against an ai lol
Let me catch my wife not knowing how to build Supply Depots after ten years married.