When he pulled out the tomato, I was like naw. The only veggies I'd get were if my Dad stopped by with a care package and it was in some dish my step mom made for me.
@@FrankieKnowhere I live in Hawaii where everything is expensive, when in college and working to pay bills buying fresh produce wasn't an important thing. The staple was instant ramen and maybe some rice to be eaten after classes/work.
@@kidtacularKIDS Exactly what I was wondering, like if it was a diff country thing haha. That sucks, sorry to hear. Prices been up here lately as well.
"I will season my ball with salt" "In a ripping hot pan I will place my ball salt side down" "With a heavy pot I will SMASH my ball until it's not a ball"
So I’ve cooked this so many times now. My kids love it. My personal improvements, use shallots instead, start frying them in a bit of butter and salt until browning and then chuck the burger balls in, and let the shallots take up the juice. Flip the burger, put the shallots on top and then the cheese. Makes for less mess. I’m in the UK and use ready made burgers. By far the best ones I’ve found are the basic ones in Asda, the small ones in packs of 8 in the chilled section. Bangin!!
@@chaserupert9422 I know, I was just making a joke out of different prices in different places, I live somewhere off the mainland so a gallon of milk is nearly $10.00 here due to shipping taxes, so I found it funny that he was able to make a nice looking burger for only $2.00
I only have two complaints his lettuce was actually spinach and you never season the tomatoes on a burger because that’s supposed to be the refreshing part
How much is this in your country????? 2$ is cheap (though obviously you can't buy 2 buns or a single cheese slice). Better comment would be, "POV: you live in a society where college costs an exorbitant amount of money and you need it to get a decent job."
Wooohooo $2 meal! Me after trying to buy everything he used at the grocery store: what do you mean I can't just buy half a tomato and a single slice of cheese.....
the meal is 2$ so what u need is worth about the money hes telling, also if u think of it like that then u should also consider the price of tools he use
It always sounds like it's 2 dollars until you spend 20 bucks getting all the ingredients and never make it again after spending 2 hours in the kitchen the first time
Yeah that’s kinda how cooking works, but you can make a bunch of patties and refrigerate them then heat back up on the stove or if you’re in a hurry the microwave and then it’s a lot easier
Its actually easier to add the onions to the pan first, then smash the burger on top of it, it allows for the onions to cook more evenly and doesnt really change anything else
@Floron it’s because it’s based on the portion. Like five cents worth of ketchup, but you still need to buy a whole bottle of ketchup. 90 cents worth of ground beef, but you’re still paying 7 bucks for the pound.
Idk u but u really should exercise. It doesn't have to be running. It doesn't have to be weight lifting. There are a ton of different ways to keep ur body healthy. Just find one u enjoy. Also maybe if u listen to a podcast start only listening to it while ur on a bike ride or something. Will seem like less of a chore since u are doing something u enjoy at the same time. And eventually it might trick ur brain into liking cycling haha.
@@xamurai00 yeah I know it's bullshit. I'm so sick of buying six hamburger buns for $1.20 and then having to throw out the other five. I wish they could just sell me one so I didn't have to waste the others
"I'll season my ball with salt" "I'll put my ball on a scorching hot pan" "I'll smash my ball till it's no longer a ball" Ah yes, thats some advance level CBT
I remember the day i burnt my balls. There was so hot outside and my bike seat was heated so i set on it and the amount of pain i got it nothing compared to this.☠️
Him: "This is a $2.20 smash burger."
Inflation: "WAS."
Per portion
Joe Biden: "was".
HAHAHAHAH
The hot sauce alone has always been 2 dollars
Senator Armstrong: THE SUPERMARKET ECONOMY JACK
“I’ll season my ball with salt”
“I’ll smash my balls with a small pot” 💀
Don’t forget to add my special sauce
*"i cover the ball with paper"*
"Some More Of My Sauce"
"I'm never going to 5 guys again"
I’ll have some more of my sauce
"I'll season my ball"
"I'll smash my ball"
poor chicken, 0 likes 0 comments
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@@Animotionnhes so common to find that nobody cares abt him anymore
Fr@@Juewlzx
This chicken guy is a comment bot that copys the top comment
“my sauce” is wild bro 💀
"And then I'll smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really"
*goes to comments asap*
OMG 🤣🤣 me to
@@shadowcloak5718 same
Lmao
Same
@@shadowcloak5718 atu
"And then I'll smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really"
*Rock eyebrows raise*
📸🤨
🤨
4k 📸 🤨
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🤨📸 caught in 8k 1080p HD ultra 120fps high focus 10x range 4800k framerate
Bro sacrificed his future generations for a burger...now that what you call dedication 💀
Wym?
@@Sisonpyh how old are you?
😂😂😂
@@Sisonpyhhe smashed his ball😢
bro this isnt even funny you're just 12
bro will about to spawn the entire chuchington fans💀
fr
2 dollar and twenty cent smash burger?! Try my one cent smash burger instead!
@@Henry-mp3kf1 CENT!? THATS WAY TOO MANY! try my 0.000000000000000000000000001 belarus ruble Smash Burger instead! Step 1: "1 Smash Burger please"
“I will smash my ball until it is no longer a ball” 💀 nah that got me
Instructions unclear: I now have squares instead
Don't say it. 🤣
👁🗨
@Dishonerd303 🤯
What about smashing a sausage until it is no longer a Sausage
A true “college” meal would have condiments from stollen packets lol
And no veggies, maybe not even any meat
When he pulled out the tomato, I was like naw. The only veggies I'd get were if my Dad stopped by with a care package and it was in some dish my step mom made for me.
@@kidtacularKIDS Tf you mean?
Tomatoes are like $2 a pound
@@FrankieKnowhere I live in Hawaii where everything is expensive, when in college and working to pay bills buying fresh produce wasn't an important thing. The staple was instant ramen and maybe some rice to be eaten after classes/work.
@@kidtacularKIDS Exactly what I was wondering, like if it was a diff country thing haha. That sucks, sorry to hear.
Prices been up here lately as well.
"Ill smash my ball"
*sighs and opens comments*
"ill smash my ball"💀💀
You eat balls?🤢
Ill use my sauce 💀
It's a cooking video.. @PlasticSeargeant
@@LeviLL1666 more like a smashing balls session
"I'll season my ball"
"And then I'll smash by ball until it's no longer a ball"
"A little bit more of my sauce"
Sounds dirty
Momma come pick me up im scared😰
@@Pritambiswas69 that's the whole point of it
@@NoMichaengNoLife no shit
Dude...🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I will season my ball with salt"
"In a ripping hot pan I will place my ball salt side down"
"With a heavy pot I will SMASH my ball until it's not a ball"
"add a little more of my sauce"
💀💀💀💀
😭 I was looking for these comments
Cbt
HE SAID THAT WHILE I WAS READING THIS COMMENT
instructions unclear, my blind uncle made this and lost his balls
“Some more of my sauce” 💀
I thought he said “daily music that got me through college” really got confused when he was talking about a burger.
where did you hear the word daily?
I heard the same thing and than had to re-watch
Pov:u restarted the video to see if he said that
Me too
Were you high as hell or sum because he didn’t even come close to saying that
“I will smash my ball“ - Sir, this is a Wendy’s. We don’t do that here.
Lol 🤣
Lol
@♡ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴄᴜᴛɪᴇ♡ 😀
burger king does that though, and they even go the extra mile to smash the whole burger… how generous
😏😏
So I’ve cooked this so many times now. My kids love it. My personal improvements, use shallots instead, start frying them in a bit of butter and salt until browning and then chuck the burger balls in, and let the shallots take up the juice. Flip the burger, put the shallots on top and then the cheese. Makes for less mess.
I’m in the UK and use ready made burgers. By far the best ones I’ve found are the basic ones in Asda, the small ones in packs of 8 in the chilled section.
Bangin!!
"ill smash my ball" is crazy😂😂
“I’ll smash my ball until it’s no longer a ball really”
and that was the last branch on the family tree
Bro 🤣 💀
Whyyyyy
😂😂😂💀
☠️☠️☠️
“I’ll season my ball”
“It will cost you $2.20”
Inflation: “I think you added a period by accident”
LOL 😂 😂 😂
Yeah actual how cheap is food where he is,
220 damn
@@cadellhe
It doesn't account for buying in bulk, my guess is it's proportionate to the amount used per burger.
@@Jason_Ultimate welp, guess im eating burgers for the next 2 weeks
Deaf people: 😮😋
Blind people:☠️
Very good!! The First smash Burger that I have seen in a while with properly dosed lettuce and vegetables
Instructions unclear, my doc says i can't be a father now....
Pain
@@Chrimp7828 who is talking about her?
@@seagull6636 k i thinksd thyd deleteds them
@@Chrimp7828 the hell we dont talk squid game bruh
@@Onepiecenjoyerwdym squidward?
“I’ll smash my ball until it’s not a ball really”
I don’t think we’re talking about the smash burger anymore
E
@@EEEEEEEE why are you everywhere,
And what ist the meaning of E?!?
Nah he plays super smash bros
@@noobsalot nah bro he plays super smash
This generation is dirty minded
“more of my sauce” 💀😟💀
"Smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really"
Every man watching this: 😶
I was looking for this comment🤣
Me too
Same
Literally
💀
"honey why can't we make a baby"
"It's complicated"
AY YO!!!!
That WILD!
Bro 💀💀💀💀
@@Kuromi_Baku_ 🤓🤓🤓
@@Kuromi_Baku_ 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Deaf people:☺️
Blind people:💀
Inflation: hold my beer 🍺
Him: “it’s only a $ 2.00 burger”
Me:*spends more than $ 20.00 trying to make it*
Yeah but with the amount hes using its only technically 2 dollars to make.
@@chaserupert9422 I know, I was just making a joke out of different prices in different places, I live somewhere off the mainland so a gallon of milk is nearly $10.00 here due to shipping taxes, so I found it funny that he was able to make a nice looking burger for only $2.00
also went to college 15 years ago lol
@@lillyolson7656 Holy crap that's expensive
You can make more than 1 tho
Instructions unclear, I am in the hospital
💀BRO REALLY SMASH HIS BALLS
did you season your balls too
@@yobro5636 the question is, did he season his balls
@@yobro5636 💀 💀 💀 😂😂😂
📸💀💀💀🧀💀🔥🤣👨🪰💀🐄🤣👂📂💀💩
Let's not forget that the grocery store doesn't sell sushi small portions
"I'll season by BALL with salt"
*Relatable.*
“Okay that’s a lie” - LMAO
627 likes and no reply
Gotta fix that
@@spyman1833 Make it 2 and 743 likes
@@The_Iron_Man make it 3 and 768 likes
Make it 4 and 788 likes
Make it 5 and 810 likes
"I'll season my ball"
"I'll smash my ball"
"Some more of my sauce"
Damn
Lol
There’s no way that was on accident 😂
Now that’s what I called home made
I only have two complaints his lettuce was actually spinach and you never season the tomatoes on a burger because that’s supposed to be the refreshing part
🤨📸
99% burger 1% lemon seed
"Then I'm gonna smash my ball...."
**checks comments immediately**
so funny 😐
“Smash your ball…”
If that’s basically your children, then…
Not like every comment has this joke or anything, thanks for being original ❤️
@@vulkar9754 ama samsh your balls
@@vulkar9754 Np
@@vulkar9754 Bruh-
And add some more of your sauce...
cant wait to see this in 5 years when burger buns are gonna be 15$
I will smash my ball until it is nolonger a ball got me dying
"I will season my ball"
"I will put my ball in a pan"
"I will smash my ball"
*RUSHES TO COMMENTS*
SAME
Same here man
Same
I like turtles
I was gonna say this🤣🤣🤣
"I will smash my ball with a heavy pan"
*RIP this guy's entire bloodline 💀*
He still got the other one
@@MikhailMyers ayo😳
Aghhhh ball.😩
"I will put some more of my sauce"
@@Black91169 AYOOOO
"Meals that dropped me out of college".
"Tiny squeeze of lemon"
"Two shots of vodka"
The cocktail dude 🤯🤯🤯😭✋
Those two shots must've been Shaq size shots
This has to be the most American thing ive heard this year.
yeah bro that is a tiny squeeze
@@medisowkers5829 are tacos American to you aswell?
🪑
venezuela be like: whatchu mean this costed me 546,672.81 VEF.
omg russians rn
How much is this in your country????? 2$ is cheap (though obviously you can't buy 2 buns or a single cheese slice). Better comment would be, "POV: you live in a society where college costs an exorbitant amount of money and you need it to get a decent job."
@@harrypottah4500 Pakistanis: are you challenging me?
@@The_mrbob i can make half as many of these with minimum wage and prices in my country compared to US
Instructions unclear : I'm in a surgery rn
Bro is living in another world if it costs him 2 dollars to make a smash burger. Inflation is non existent 😂😂😂
Wooohooo $2 meal!
Me after trying to buy everything he used at the grocery store: what do you mean I can't just buy half a tomato and a single slice of cheese.....
I'm still lookin for the buns that cost 20 cents!
@@GNARLJOElow quality but Walmart brand sells 8 pack burger buns for around $1
Yo bro I'm trynna buy 3¢ worth of ketchup
the meal is 2$ so what u need is worth about the money hes telling, also if u think of it like that then u should also consider the price of tools he use
You can buy the whole ingredientsand make it your food 3x a day for like 3-5 days.
Instructions unclear: I can't have children
🤣
COMMENT OF THE YEAR
underrated funny comment
watafak
Bro grilled his balls 😱
HE’S BEATING HIS MEAT!
Hahahahaha
Instructions unclear, im currently at the hospital.
Bro the lemon seed.
It always sounds like it's 2 dollars until you spend 20 bucks getting all the ingredients and never make it again after spending 2 hours in the kitchen the first time
Facts
Exactly
Trueee, just like with flour, you need only few spoons and then you put somewhere and forget about it
But it’s like AN hour to prep, cook, and clean after you eat this. That’s assuming you make enough onions and sauce etc for the entire $20.
Yeah that’s kinda how cooking works, but you can make a bunch of patties and refrigerate them then heat back up on the stove or if you’re in a hurry the microwave and then it’s a lot easier
"i seasoned my ball"
"then i smashed my ball, until it wasn't a ball anymore"
Are the quote that can't get out from my head
Oh god now its in my head!
Phrases*
uh
@@N1ghtZz there’s verbs, so it’s not a phrase.. if you’re gonna correct them do it right
This video has single-handedly got me into cooking. I’m not even kidding, you have inspired me to make my own food. Thank you
That lemon seed getting in the sauce 👁👄👁
“Can I have salt”
“Just that sir”
“Yes”
“Why?”
“I’ll season my ball generously”
what valorant rank are you
Loolllllllll 😂😂😂😂
@@r4infall431 iron 1 lol
"I'll smash my ball until it's no longer a ball, really."
*I felt that..*
LMFAOOO
@Hyper Sonic I don’t know but it’s funny
Ok and
Its actually easier to add the onions to the pan first, then smash the burger on top of it, it allows for the onions to cook more evenly and doesnt really change anything else
I just made that. HOLY MOLY WHY IS IT SOOOO GOOOOOOD!!😮😊
Me: “This is a 2$ can of chili mixed with a bag of hot chips.”
My husband from the UK is convinced I made up firto pie.
@@Loralanthalas LMAO yeah that's understandable
Do you honestly expect me to believe you had the hotchips already? You know you smashed every bag you ever had don't lie 🤣
@@Boobear08279 damn bro you rite you rite
@@Boobear08279 damn ur right
My mans still living in the 1980s
@Floron it’s because it’s based on the portion. Like five cents worth of ketchup, but you still need to buy a whole bottle of ketchup. 90 cents worth of ground beef, but you’re still paying 7 bucks for the pound.
@Floron he comes from an east European country ,life there's is cheaper 😅
@@pastafour3717 well, they just take the price of the ingredients and them multiply it, then round up. Tax also makes it more expensive.
@@escarpinbleu4907meat used: ambiguous
He’s referring to the portions. Those little bit of onions it’s 20 cents or what ever he said, but you can just buy 6 pieces of sliced onion.
“enter chunginton”
That lemon seed deserves an Oscar
"Okay that's a lie"
Me whenever I say imma exercise for a whole week.
The lie burger 2.20$ worth of seasoning and oil lmfao
@@c97x a pan and energy to heat it up....
Idk u but u really should exercise. It doesn't have to be running. It doesn't have to be weight lifting. There are a ton of different ways to keep ur body healthy. Just find one u enjoy. Also maybe if u listen to a podcast start only listening to it while ur on a bike ride or something. Will seem like less of a chore since u are doing something u enjoy at the same time. And eventually it might trick ur brain into liking cycling haha.
Lol me too
Relateable
“Like this is 2 bucks I’m never going to 5 guys again” “ok that’s a lie”😂😂
It is if you could buy each ingredient by that tiny slice he was showing but you can’t so def not $2
@@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN so you are just gonna use the 5ct worth or ketchup and throw the rest away?
@@TroikaTV1 yes. I don’t eat ketchup, I usually use catsup.
@@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN What?
@@redtortoise XD catsup….? It’s similiar to American ketchup without all the aded sugar and a stuff
There was so much ball in this short💀
"Smash my ball until its not a ball anymore" 💀👌
Flat earthers: “I will smash my ball until it is no longer a ball”
100th like
Where the fuck is he getting these prices from 😭😭
That
These are prices per portion obviously?
@@dark2dark298 true thanks for calling out my stupidity
Lol
@@dark2dark298 no way you get these prices per portion in sweden
Bro is SUS 💀 ☠ 💀
N95🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
you outta pocket ️️️️️🗣🗣
Bros getting these ingredients at goodwill or sum💀 bro lost me as soon as he said 20 cents for burger buns😭
One burger bun is $.20
@@francisponoci5161 its still dumb becos we still need to pay 1.20 for that 6 pack of buns
@@xamurai00 Then use the rest for something else
@@matthewmacias9103 or just make six of them to eat throughout the week or sumthin idk
@@xamurai00 yeah I know it's bullshit. I'm so sick of buying six hamburger buns for $1.20 and then having to throw out the other five. I wish they could just sell me one so I didn't have to waste the others
"I will smash my ball" bro just said goodbye to his whole bloodline
Bro really said beef is 90 cents 💀💀
Instructions unclear. Now I don't have balls
"I will place my ball in the hot pan" this got me 😂
At least he didn't use 2 balls
"I will season my ball"
"I will put my ball in a pan"
Here we go again
bro can you not- 💀
Thank you for making me imagine this 😭
yoy forgot when he said “I will smash my ball”
"put my sauce in it"
"I smash my ball"
As a legend once said
2 dollars? That’s a lot
Try my 1 dollar smash burger instead
As Uncle Roger would say “treat me better than my ex wife”
"Season my ball with salt"
BROOOOO- 💀
U gotta be 12 kuz that shit was not funny😂
Whahwhw
More like smash my boolls
@@sapphirefilmworks dsasssssswsws
😂 dude talking about his balls lmao
Me-instantly opens comments lmao 🤣
"I'll season my ball with salt"
"I'll put my ball on a scorching hot pan"
"I'll smash my ball till it's no longer a ball"
Ah yes, thats some advance level CBT
from Wikipedia
He must of used the knife strat if it's only one now
that's why it's called a smash burger 😏
And more of my sause💀
How does this have 500 likes😂💀, like wtf why would half a thousand random people on YT even know what that is
"And in a ripping hot pot I'll place my ball" me too brother😔
It's ok guys, he cut the video before the lemon seed fell to the sauce
“I’ll season my ball with salt”
Me kinda wanting to try that irl
As a gay guy I can say usually they are already salty
Ayo 😳
@Dishonerd303 GIRL WHAT THE HELL
@@-afkspycakes-1292 boy what the hell bruh
@@-afkspycakes-1292 :)
That seed from the lemon is not letting me sleep 💀
Edit:- Damn!!?? My phone out of existence???!!
how are you the only person who noticed this it was the first thing i saw 😭
That was a *SEED?* 😭💀
@@SaimonBhattarai2nope, that was *CUM*
@@SaimonBhattarai2 what did you think it was?
@@thenumber24 I forgot, this. was 10 days ago
If that mayo and ketchup are under a dollar then I'm george Washington.
I’ve never seen a burger so smashable
Pov: your looking through the comments and they are about smashing balls
Pov: you’re looking at my reply
@@ServantofGod131 pov: correct
weirdly that could be a hobby
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭oh fuck
Ugh i hate these type of comments
"Make a ball"
"Season the ball"
"Place the ball with salt"
"Smash the ball"
"My* ball"
Ball
“Add a bit of my sauce”
Boll
Ball
"I'll season my ball with salt"💀
"I'll place my ball"💀
"I'll smash my ball"💀
"My sauce"💀
‘‘I’ll smash my ball ‘’
💀
"Smash my ball untill it's no longer a ball"
"Season your ball with salt"
"Some more of my sauce"
wait wha-
@Hello Hi 💀
THE SAUCE 😭
@Hello Hi 💀🥵
@Hello Hi then thats fucking cheese
Man’s pulling those ingredient prices outta his cooked ass.
the actual price is 38 dollars
It's per portion, not in bulk.
@@tatertotboi you cant buy ingredients by those sizes, so you have to buy in a larger size than you need.
😂😂
@@mammon594 fr
Bro a bottle of mayo,ketchup and hot is not gonna cost .25💀😂
Its per portion
He let the seed slide!
"i will place my ball in the pan"
*t a s t y* 💀
"And smash my ball"
Aw heil nah
I remember the day i burnt my balls. There was so hot outside and my bike seat was heated so i set on it and the amount of pain i got it nothing compared to this.☠️
@@deletochocolate5188 oh god im feeling pain in my balls while reading this
@@haunter_xd i wasn't even wearing underwear in that day 🌡️
“I’ll season my ball”
Me: *sigh* time to open the comment section
Literally me
That is precisely why I am here 🤠
Wow so original and funny!😐
@@Bone_Write no one asked😃