What’s more hilarious than what the man said was your use of an apostrophe in the word “itself”. Actually, it’s beyond hilarious - it’s ridiculous. Work on your own actions by going back to school, then you can start commenting about someone’s actions.
@@see-rious-ley Calm down Karen, it was obviously a typo. I'm guessing you made one too if you felt the need to edit your comment, I just don't care to proof read and edit my comments like you because it's just YT.
@@ManBat420their going to have to rethink their channel name with that comment. That is assuming that he knows how to spell the actual words and not just pronunciations.🤷🏽♂️🫡salute to homie for being the UA-cam teacher fraternity to grade people’s comments like a grade school teacher.
Imagine being plastered asking cops to help you break into your own home then inviting them in, showing them your ominous sanctuary and all your snakes and by the end of it the cops offer you a job… this is some legendary ass shit
Specially when he got to the alter and was like unmmm you tell me what that is… ummmmm I don’t worship the devil I’m a Christian I just uhhhhh feel a need to build these alters
That would be the most epic house tour of all time. Committing a B&E live in front of the police (with their help) while filming COPS and then giving them a tour of a house full of snakes.
@@leucifer2 that was one year at the beginning of the 90s. I was barely 1 then. I’m looking back on what I actually saw and experienced. It’s fucking wack today compared to then.
I had a ball escape his cage and go into the toilet. It took 2 days to get him to come out enough to grab him. I know exactly how that feels everytime I open his cage. 'I hope he is there' haha
Wanna see my Growroom? It's just herbs and flowers, but you can check it if you want. Right through here, officer.. **Goes down Tunnel of snakes to a poor lit door with an animal skull adorned on top and a pentagram in red**
Yeah. 2:28. Imagine you're a crook who broke into someone's house in the middle of the night, you're prowling around looking for stuff, etc, and you open a door and see that. I imagine that would run just about anyone off.
I remember too Carter ! I lost it right away as the guy broke into his own home through a window that he falls into only to be embarrassed further by attempting to continue his ridiculous conversation with the cops as the window closes down on him. I literally fell out of my couch giggling uncontrollably ! If memory serves me right this particular 'COPS' episode first aired in 1997. Flash backs are fun.
@@grezdaed The one I remember most was a drug trap house and a guy saw the cops make a bust there, came back later and asked if they were gone, then proceeded to try to buy drugs.
I love the "I hope" but fir me the GOAT is "I aint afraid of the devil himself!!!" when we saw this when it aired on spike tv for the 1M time, it became a family pastime saying when it came to a challenge of any kind. OH HELL YES I'LL GO! I AINT AFRAID; I AINT AFRAID OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
He was about 1.51 milliseconds from seeing his karate dojo in the basement and his array of weapons purchased at local flea markets and estate sales. LEGENDARY!
Seriously these guys are hardcore collectors of cool shit 😂 met some older guy like that. He had a General Lee 1969 Dodge Charger baddest car I’ve seen
He engaged with the gentleman. And communicated to him not at him. Nosy ass neighbors just didn’t like what does happy, don’t give a shit what people think attitude and I called the cops. I remember watching that brand new
do you own your home? he said owns. not rent. do you have a snake breeding business paying you tens of thousands of dollars, so you don't have to punch the clock for "Massa"? No. you don't. this dude is winning bigtime, and you don't even know. he is breeding snakes that barely need food. then they have 50 and 60 babies he can sell.@@campbellzachc
must be scorpio or sagittarius xd mybe even earth sign since he likes snakes ha. i assume he is scorpio. he is kind and understandable but also dark and intense
yes but which one. sun sign, moon sign, rising or mars. sun is how we express ourselves, moon is our heart, rising is our character and mars our actions@@retardedvelociraptor
@@GamingDualities I think he's the long lost horoscope, Alcoholius, actually. Lol but seriously I'd say he's just a drunk. Booze will make you blindly confident like that, that's why we drink!
this is true art in its essence. The scene ends with our hero lighting up the butt of a cigar that has been previously smoked all the way to the foil wrapping. The cigar has long out lived its usefulness but in this moment, it's as sweet as cherry pie.
We should not be afraid of the Devil. We should only be afraid of God. God is able to rip your soul, not the Devil. Though, the Devil is our enemy so we still need to know his tricks.
This basically how all the dudes on my moms side of the family gets drunk. They get all friendly and super passionate about everything. Its really endearing sometimes.
Bro this is the thing... There are countless interactions like these every single day. But only that one shitty intervention is going to be singled out in the media at the end of the week.
@@TheFlamingPike People are also fed up with the legislators and judges granting police officers more power and protection while simultaneously removing protection (and rights outlined in the constitution) away from the people.
There is such a hilarious video from germany where I think 5 or 6 policemen went out of an appartment, because the owners neighbor called them saying his music is to load and it's night. He made clear there is no noise it have to be a mistake. The owner was a young adult man pretty pissed by that situation and says they should leave. The last word he said to them in the video was "macht euch raus ihr wichser" what means go out of here you wanker." The last policman leaving then replies with "what" and he said "sorry I mean mister wanker." They all immediatly went in back again. 🤣
I honestly can't tell if he actually lives there and just proved it or if he just bs'd his way into having cops help him break into a house riddled with snakes and witchcraft.
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"This one's p r e g n a n t" I don't know what it is but the way he said that confirmed exactly what he said about caring about those snakes more than anything in the world. You could hear the heartfelt happiness in his voice.
Especially how he reaches down and goes "This is the male" and he can be seen tilting one of its eyes towards himself and the cameraman. Almost as if he wants to give both the snakes a chance to say "Hello c:"
@@4477superman it's not strange in the slightest, other than the obvious eerie nostalgia of it being filmed nearly 20 years ago. it's just a portrayl of an average, everyday Floridian Nature and malt beverage enthusiast
I see what you mean re: the “indescribable” beauty. However, if the races were reversed, I can be reasonably sure the entire situation would’ve been different. Cops kill people all the time and with their immunity, all they have to say is, “I was scared so I shot 50 rounds at someone unarmed.” The cop allowed him to “break in,” all while being petrified of snakes. *This is how policing should be done.* Training, training and more training.
“Why do you have to bring race into it?” I’m sure 90%+ of commenters on a COPS show are either pro-blue or at least not anti-American policing. If you are triggered by a very banal comment, probably says more about you (see: prospective reader) than anything. This truly is a great interaction. Why, this past week, six slow white cops couldn’t keep up with a black “runner,” so they fired almost 100 bullets at him I’ll never understand.
Every single moment is so perfect. From the way he flips into the house, his confidence with a house full of snakes, and his quick witted comical responses which I do believe he was not trying to be funny, but sincere. 90s gold
@@AladdinBinLaden again, the sincerity in his face during that remark and also when he says, "You have no idea how many are in there!" A purely golden way to express his excitement to show them. I hope this man is still alive.
Yuppp, I remember being at a party like that. A guy named Jaeger (who nobody knew) brought a bottle of Jaeger and split it with me and I got tipsy for the first time 😂
The sheer fact that through all of this, despite the entire interaction, They created a symbiotic relationship where this man is now the local police department's snake wrangler, while the cops pay him back by not looking into anything going on in his home.
Honestly, as an EMS provider, if a guy like this tells me he wont let anything happen to me, I usually believe them. Because people like him actually mean it. Still hilarious though lol great episode
@@AdvancedGaming88888B Who raised the generation that doesn't want to work hard any more? That generation is the one to blame. Ill give you a hint, it deals with booming...
90s Cops were a cool breed. I remember being hammered and instead of taking me in, they just gave me a ride home to sleep it off. N they stuck my bike in their trunk!
The sentiment of this comment holds true. You can't have any interest or personality that goes against the status quo these days with out someone laughing at your expense.
@@Legocatshouse You're deluding yourself if you think that's a modern problem. Humans have always ostracised or hurt people who act outside accepted social norms. I'd argue we're a lot more indulging of eccentrics now. In the 1400s he'd have been tortured to death for being a devil worshipper. In the 1920s there's a good chance he'd be sectioned away.
Idk why but that handshake at the end between the cop and the guy just brings a smile to face. Oddly wholesome. Wish they had more episodes like this. Come to make an arrest, leave making a friend
Cop: “Is a snake in there? “ Snake hypnotist: “…I hope.” That made me bust out laughing! But in all reality, I don’t doubt this dude would have your back and wouldn’t let anything happen to you! He’s a trip, but I bet he’s fun! Lol
@@sarahfaith86 yes, but alcohol and devil worship is typically a recipe for disaster. Idk how many Satan worshipping alcoholics house you've been to, but I've been to exactly one and I still haven't worn those pants again.
100% agreed. Absolutely hilarious. Then I saw the cops badge and realized it’s my hometown Jax. I meet crazy yet alright dudes like this every once in a while.
“I’ll hipmatize it.” 😂
He’s being honest, it’s a ancient skill
*A simple spell but quite unbreakable*
its a ruse snek don got no hips
I still say this to this day between my friends, quoting this episode.
I have never in my life seen a man so kind and so deranged at the same time
I hope he's doing alright
In real life I’ve met plenty of kind people probably kinder even
Alot of these type of people are actually much Kinder and well meaning than the slightly more upper class people
me
Well apparently he believes in God and has demonic effigy's all of his house. lol 50/50
The juxtaposition of a drunk man ensuring a police officer "I will protect you" it'self is hilarious
What’s more hilarious than what the man said was your use of an apostrophe in the word “itself”.
Actually, it’s beyond hilarious - it’s ridiculous. Work on your own actions by going back to school, then you can start commenting about someone’s actions.
@@see-rious-ley Calm down Karen, it was obviously a typo. I'm guessing you made one too if you felt the need to edit your comment, I just don't care to proof read and edit my comments like you because it's just YT.
@@ManBat420their going to have to rethink their channel name with that comment. That is assuming that he knows how to spell the actual words and not just pronunciations.🤷🏽♂️🫡salute to homie for being the UA-cam teacher fraternity to grade people’s comments like a grade school teacher.
@@see-rious-leyLMAO miserable kuhnt
@@see-rious-ley who hurt you? Not even being sarcastic
"Is there a snake in there?"
"I hope"
Lmao I died
That's what did it for me!!
His facial expression was the 2nd best part of that 😂
Yes!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies 😂
Imagine being plastered asking cops to help you break into your own home then inviting them in, showing them your ominous sanctuary and all your snakes and by the end of it the cops offer you a job… this is some legendary ass shit
The man, the myth, the LEGEND!
Right this would never happen in 2022. Hell he wouldn't even make it through his window
All on national television
I didn't even think of it , Hella legendary tho 🤣😂🤣😂😂epic asf
EXACTLY!!
This doesn’t feel like COPS, it feels like a Reno 911 episode.
Right
They should definitely steal it. Just add Jonesy and keep the drunk man's dialogue
That's honestly how 90s COPS was. Every night, I would tune in with my dad to see wtf kind of shenanigans they would air. 😂
With a sprinkle of Cribs. 😂
I'm wearing boots of escaping!
This is exactly how most elementary school boys act when their best friend stays the night the first time 😂
Showing them everything lol
Hahah truuue
Happy as ever lol
I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO YOU
Damn! You hit the nail right on the fucking head! Amazing! 😂🤣
The window slamming closed as he’s coming back had me dying 😂😂
Same lmao and he just reopens it and says meet him up front I’m weak 😅😅😅
The way he had his hands up to hold it and it slams in his face got me.
You don’t even know ow how dead I am.
@@Derek_Wyldyup just that lil interaction was already setting the tone for the rest of the video😆
It’s like a movie lol
"Are there more snakes back there?"
"I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you"
😂😂😂
"wait wait is there a snake in the box?"
".....well I hope so" 😂😂
I trust his intentions, just not his ability.
"I will protect you"
Better have him swear to the Devil, too, just in case.
She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies lol 😂
This guy waited his whole life for a camera crew to show up to his house 😂🤣
He did!
Wonder if they went back to see the 60 snake babies?
You see them snakes right there!
You are 100% correct lol waiting sooo long for the day this would happen lol
And when they did show up He nailed it!
Bro when he said "I will protect you." to the cop, I just knew this guy is a genuine guy.
Everybody read that in his voice
The way he tilted his head and eyes widened, like "I got you".
"I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you" He meant that shit
where do I hire him for security?
@@yoced8213 LMAO holy shit
“Shes pregnant shell have up to 60 babies” he said it like a proud grandparent 😂
It's his hand pointing and him saying that that killed me. Wasn't expecting the snake to be pregnant lolol
LMAOOOOOOOO
This is the male
*fckn grabs it by the throat*
😂
That camera pan to the skull directly after "I don't pray to Satan" was the best comedic timing I've seen in a while.
So perfect, hahaha
beat me to it lmao
The shadeeee
Gave me office vibes lol
Cameraman does open mic stand up ever Thursday at the Chuckle Hut.
I initially thought he broke into someone else's home, pretending to be the homeowner and making things up as he went along 😂
Specially when he got to the alter and was like unmmm you tell me what that is… ummmmm I don’t worship the devil I’m a Christian I just uhhhhh feel a need to build these alters
That would be the most epic house tour of all time. Committing a B&E live in front of the police (with their help) while filming COPS and then giving them a tour of a house full of snakes.
I would have died laughing if somebody would have came out "who the fuck are you!?" 🤣
I was hoping that was the case lol
loool me too, but that man knew exactly where the snakes were at.
“I don’t like snakes.”
“I will protect yew.”
This man is a diamond in the rough if I’ve ever seen one
I laughed so fn hard when he said that
I’m actually dying laughing 🤣 💀
That's a really rough diamond.
A true gem 💎
Truly so
The delivery of "she's pregnant" is oddly adorable. He's like a little kid talking about the drawing he just made
The camera work leading to that point is gold
That man was so happy to share his passions with anyone who would listen. Props to the cops for not picking on him the whole time.
Cops nowadays are Aholes and get smart with you.
90s was a different time alot more love sympathy and good music to go around
@@leucifer2 Depends on what crowds you hang around with. I saw a lot of acceptance and comraderie, I also saw a lot of hate.
@@leucifer2 dawg the 90s were the best. Cultures meshed.
@@leucifer2 that was one year at the beginning of the 90s. I was barely 1 then. I’m looking back on what I actually saw and experienced. It’s fucking wack today compared to then.
Took all that crazy drunkenness and pivoted it until he got a job offer. Absolute legend.
You meet me at the front
😂😅💯💯
Also it's a cool technique to get all information and call him to check if he can actually catch a snake.
🤣🤣🤣🤣real
@@BlekJamal 😂😂😂
-"I'm serious, I don't like snakes."
-" _I will protect you...._ "
*imitates snapping neck*
JUST LIKE THAT!
That will always be my favorite part of this lol
What a wild time when a man like this could afford a house
Lmao
I was laughing and then I saw this comment and am sad now.
This comment got me
Pet stores, snake removal, boots. Lots of money making there. He’s a trip though 😂
Ya 😂 I think I'm saner than him, and I'm typing this while homeless.
Can we take a second to appreciate This camera man’s comedic timing on everything and the fact he was not in tears laughing
"I don't pray to satan or nothin" Camera man: pans to skull on the wall.
I noticed that to, that camera man is topnotch@@dnmclnnn
That was an important part of this!
*stumbles through the window*
"Hey... Okay, Mee-" *SLAM*
*Opens window*
"-Eet me out front"
“Is there a snake in there?”
“I HOPE SO!”
Cop: "Wait, is there a snake inside?"
Dude: "I hope."
Pure gold.
“She’s pregnant :-)”
@@Dyeddark the way he said it had me laughing lolll Shes pregnant
Comment SEVERELY underrated.
The delivery was perfect. Lmao
As in it could just be somewhere in the house
I love when the cop asks “are there more snakes back there” and instead of answering the question he just says “I won’t let anything happen to you”
He's probably had to answer that question thousands of times before then.
"Is there a snake in there?"
"I hope!"
He's a trained professional. He'll hypnotize 'em or talk to the devil himself if he has 2.
my favorite is "wait, Is the snake in there?", "I hope""
Officer: "is there a snake in there?"
Him: "I... Hope"
“I ain’t scared of the devil himself”🤣 the confidence I need
"Is the snake in there?"
"I hope."
As a reptile owner this is hilarious
It made me laugh pretty hard. Lol
Yeah tickled me too and I don't even own one 🤣
Hilarious reply delivered with perfect comedic timing. Could have been a line from a sitcom or movie.
I had a ball escape his cage and go into the toilet. It took 2 days to get him to come out enough to grab him. I know exactly how that feels everytime I open his cage. 'I hope he is there' haha
What an original comment!
I love how the cop is in frame, pans away, guy rants about loving snakes, pan back to see cop outside.
I legit hollered when i noticed that!!!😂
Cop was NOT feeling getting murdered by a drunk man’s snake 😂
Timestamp???
@@Fuketsu. 00:50
@@patsol8013 😂
I love how directly specific he is in saying "I believe in God and I don't pray to Satan." 😂
“…but I feel a need to build these alters”. Dude was leaning towards the devil 💀
The devil is a snake himself, he’s not afraid of the devil.
Read this comment as he said it 😂
The way the camera dude panned up to the skull right after he said it, couldn't have been done better if scripted.
@@joshmnkyExactly LOL
That one dude at the party that nobody knows but everyone's glad he's there.
This guy is actually a genius. He probably kept these snakes to scare the hell out of cops from finding the bricks of weed in his bedroom.
Ikr
Under every snake cage was cash and coke.
Ha! Weed, sure.
More likely pounds of meth.
That explains why the snakes were so chill...
I never considered the "house full of snakes" home defense option but it sounds pretty effective
Wanna see my Growroom? It's just herbs and flowers, but you can check it if you want.
Right through here, officer..
**Goes down Tunnel of snakes to a poor lit door with an animal skull adorned on top and a pentagram in red**
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”
Yeah. 2:28. Imagine you're a crook who broke into someone's house in the middle of the night, you're prowling around looking for stuff, etc, and you open a door and see that. I imagine that would run just about anyone off.
:0
Probably safer than filling it with guns
The timing of the window closing on its own was hilarious tbh
You can hear the camera man laugh when that happened 😂😂
😂
"meet me at the front"
I think they included it on the intro to COPS after that.
It was. It was like a movie
That window closing as he’s talking and approaching it is perfect
This dude went from almost getting arrested to getting an entire new career in life. Isn't it amazing how a positive outlook can affect your life!
That was awesome to see
That's the secret to success. No pressure and them be comfortable with their surroundings.
"Entire new career" What career are you talking about? I have not heard about this guy before, can someone enlighten me?
@@RuLeZ1988
The cop offered him a position to remove snakes from property
God is gooder than hell
I remember when this aired for the first time and just laughing my ass off.
"Is a snake in there?"
"I HOPE!"
LOL!!!
I remember too Carter ! I lost it right away as the guy broke into his own home through a window that he falls into only to be embarrassed further by attempting to continue his ridiculous conversation with the cops as the window closes down on him. I literally fell out of my couch giggling uncontrollably ! If memory serves me right this particular 'COPS' episode first aired in 1997. Flash backs are fun.
AAAAAhahahahaha!!!!
@@kristinen9854 Damn, you must have amazing memory to remember a show of COPS.
@@grezdaed The one I remember most was a drug trap house and a guy saw the cops make a bust there, came back later and asked if they were gone, then proceeded to try to buy drugs.
@@freshrot420 hahaha
Crazy Guy: "What does that look like?"
Cop: "A skeleton that you're using for a candle holder?"
Crazy Guy: "Yea that's all that is."
so great
He is definitely the main character
This was also my favorite part of the whole shebang 💀🕯️ 🤺
thanks for that //I never would've known
@@hisaceinthehole3426 he seems wasted
"Man I got snakes from one end of this house to the other" 😂😂😂
My three favorite quotes from this video:
" I'll protect you"
"I'll hypnotize em'"
" I hope "
I wish this dude was my uncle.
I love the "I hope" but fir me the GOAT is "I aint afraid of the devil himself!!!"
when we saw this when it aired on spike tv for the 1M time, it became a family pastime saying when it came to a challenge of any kind.
OH HELL YES I'LL GO! I AINT AFRAID; I AINT AFRAID OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
no, you didn't.
@@aledmb I watched BOFA that night too
@@kinnertubbyson i was talking to the OP... he said he wished this dude was his uncle.
My favorites too
This is the American Dream right here. White drunk guy protecting his Black cop friend from his pet snakes.
Hell Yeah Brother!
Fuck yeah it is. I was laughing my ass off while be prideful that this interaction took place on American soil.
This was a beautiful interaction
True #merica moment
Your dream is a Black man’s nightmare.
LOL
He was about 1.51 milliseconds from seeing his karate dojo in the basement and his array of weapons purchased at local flea markets and estate sales. LEGENDARY!
It’s definitely Florida they don’t have basements
Maybe a dojo shed out back
They could have had target practice with the throwing stars
You bet your ass that was next if the cop stuck around. 😂
Dude you have me busting a gut LOL
“I care more about them snakes then I do a human life”
That’s a bold thing to say while the very human cop stood right next to him 😂
Pretty wholesome guy lol. He's hilarious also. Literally smoking a cigar getting offered a job by the cops the mans a fucking boss.
Sum refer
Major Chad energy.
While Wearing cut off jeans for shorts
Gets in wizard and witch fights and survives
When I seen this guy I said crystal meth
Moral of the story: If a dude has a bike week shirt on, he can definitely show you some cool shit.
😂
_I'll tell you what... You meet me at the front._
Fax
Gang gang daddy
Seriously these guys are hardcore collectors of cool shit 😂 met some older guy like that. He had a General Lee 1969 Dodge Charger baddest car I’ve seen
Honestly, that cop was genuine and professional. He wasn’t into it at all but respected the owner and his possessions.
Two good dudes with very different interests lol
@@SecretSauceyjuice this is an example of a simple short sentence that really captures the whole encounter. Well done.
Definitely seemed like a good guy.
He engaged with the gentleman. And communicated to him not at him. Nosy ass neighbors just didn’t like what does happy, don’t give a shit what people think attitude and I called the cops. I remember watching that brand new
Would honestly be great to see where both of their journeys led to.
Man, I miss the way society used to be! See how different they are, yet how much respect they had for eachother
This man is the friend we all need on the weekends
lol!? I got WAY better things to do with my time than spend it with THAT guy...
thats why he said weekends@@campbellzachc
do you own your home? he said owns. not rent. do you have a snake breeding business paying you tens of thousands of dollars, so you don't have to punch the clock for "Massa"? No. you don't. this dude is winning bigtime, and you don't even know. he is breeding snakes that barely need food. then they have 50 and 60 babies he can sell.@@campbellzachc
I'm this friend and life is pretty hard honestly😂
@@campbellzachcdoubt.
absolutely ZERO hesitation from anything that comes out of the man’s mouth, mad respect
I mean, generally that's pretty normal behavior for a guy drunk off his rocker.
must be scorpio or sagittarius xd mybe even earth sign since he likes snakes ha. i assume he is scorpio. he is kind and understandable but also dark and intense
@@GamingDualities scorpio 100%
yes but which one. sun sign, moon sign, rising or mars. sun is how we express ourselves, moon is our heart, rising is our character and mars our actions@@retardedvelociraptor
@@GamingDualities I think he's the long lost horoscope, Alcoholius, actually. Lol but seriously I'd say he's just a drunk. Booze will make you blindly confident like that, that's why we drink!
"Let me jump in through my window and I'll meet you at the front door" would never work these days lmfao
🤣🤣
Sounds like some shit ricky and the boys would of pulled on the cops a few times over in the trailor park.
Just rolls with almost getting hands chopped in slamming window.
"Meemee at the fruhnt. "
Said it before I could
@@GGAllinsCorpse fuck yeah man lmfao
this is true art in its essence. The scene ends with our hero lighting up the butt of a cigar that has been previously smoked all the way to the foil wrapping. The cigar has long out lived its usefulness but in this moment, it's as sweet as cherry pie.
Lol you're full of it.
This guy has more character than 95% of the people I've met on this Earth
Get out more mate
@@shadow12k no he's right. Most people are just npcs that repeat whatever they see on tv and really have no personality.
@@shadow12k no i think ill stay 😠
You should get off the internet and interact with more *actual* people 🤦🏾♂️
You right lol
“I ain’t afraid of the devil himself.” That’s all I needed to hear.
All you needed to know was that know one cares about your comment and same with Me
Clearly you didn't HEAR shit because he said "SCARED" not the synonym, reet.
@@r0br33r You need Jesus
We should not be afraid of the Devil. We should only be afraid of God. God is able to rip your soul, not the Devil. Though, the Devil is our enemy so we still need to know his tricks.
*Thumper??
This basically how all the dudes on my moms side of the family gets drunk. They get all friendly and super passionate about everything. Its really endearing sometimes.
Yep. Not everyone is an angry drunk. I hate when people portray us as such.
That's tight
Reminded me of my grandpa lol
I just got this visual of family members going full Shia Lebouf’s “DO IT!” on whatever they’re talking about. 🤣❤️
@@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed do you get angry?
2:20 "Is the snake in there?" "I hope." I'm dying 💀🤣
This might be the greatest interaction between police and a civilian ever.
Wait a minute! You don’t understand how many there are!?!
Bro this is the thing... There are countless interactions like these every single day. But only that one shitty intervention is going to be singled out in the media at the end of the week.
@@TheFlamingPike People are also fed up with the legislators and judges granting police officers more power and protection while simultaneously removing protection (and rights outlined in the constitution) away from the people.
There is such a hilarious video from germany where I think 5 or 6 policemen went out of an appartment, because the owners neighbor called them saying his music is to load and it's night. He made clear there is no noise it have to be a mistake. The owner was a young adult man pretty pissed by that situation and says they should leave. The last word he said to them in the video was "macht euch raus ihr wichser" what means go out of here you wanker." The last policman leaving then replies with "what" and he said "sorry I mean mister wanker." They all immediatly went in back again. 🤣
@@TheFlamingPike well to be fair they usually end up with someone dead, so you know, needs to be reported.
This is the real life Charlie from Its Always Sunny
The southern/florida version.
so true
I bet his name is Gary or Jerry. I love it.
It's real life Reno 911
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SNAP* JUST LIKE THAT
That window slamming back down was perfect!
True life comedy. 🤣
Better than anything on TV trying to be funny now!
was someone laughing in the background? lol
@@outcastvibes_ I think the camera man let out a snorting laugh. 😃
Opens window back up, "meet me at the front!"
God damn we need a update on this man 30years later. I hope hes still alive 😂
He passed away in 2015 at the age of 55
@@anthonymancilla380source? do you have his name so we can look him up?
@@anthonymancilla380 That's sad, but not entirely surprising.
@@Chris-k9k9cseems like he had fun with his life so 🤷♂️
@@anthonymancilla380source?
I honestly can't tell if he actually lives there and just proved it or if he just bs'd his way into having cops help him break into a house riddled with snakes and witchcraft.
He lived there.
That would be a hilarious scenario if it were true
😂 I can't even with this...you couldn't even write how hilarious this is!
If he broke into that house and didn't belong there, he'd have asked to be arrested just to get out faster.
Cop kinda bailed him out on the skul candle holder, he had no clue what the fuck he was looking at.
He said “I’ll hypnotize it, throw it my bag, and it’ll be in the house” I’m fucking dead 😂
I know right 🤣
He said "him"ll be in the house" lmao
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
If you give him 30 snake eggs, he gives you a painted idol that awards +10 damage protection against dark magic
Impossible to find a group for this when you're just DPS :/
@@luvizevol que as a tank or healer you’ll get it done in no time
He then puts on his robe and wizard hat.
@@dylanzachary683 I think they removed the questline, i cant find anyone giving epic quests nowadays.
This has me almost crying laughing!!!!
"I'll hypn-tize it" has lived in my head for 20 years
"This one's p r e g n a n t"
I don't know what it is but the way he said that confirmed exactly what he said about caring about those snakes more than anything in the world. You could hear the heartfelt happiness in his voice.
I found the timing to be perfect also, right after the cop says he doesn’t wanna see any “more” haha oh great
The way he said, p r e g n a n t, I thought for a second that he was the daddy.
Especially how he reaches down and goes "This is the male" and he can be seen tilting one of its eyes towards himself and the cameraman. Almost as if he wants to give both the snakes a chance to say "Hello c:"
Their environment is Haiti level so he could care more
@@datpham1439 bro what
The comedic timing is crazy. This 3 minute video was funnier and more entertaining than primetime sitcoms
fr, "is there a snake in there?" "i hope" while looking dead serious
@@red7370 when he falls through the window and the cop lets it go right when hes about say something, and he just keeps on like nothing happened
The window sticking, then automatically closing before he walks back up to tell the cop is by FAR the best part.
Pure comedy
"You meet me at that front"
I rewound that like a hundred times
0:27
Nahhhh.. best part
cop- “woah, wait, is the snake in there?”
Guy- “I hope”
I watch this everytime I’m sad. Works.
That camera pan up to the skull after “I dont pray to satan” was gold. Praise the cameraman
Lmao
Only Christians worship a decomposing corpse on a cross.
It was just a skull. Sheesh these sensitive times.
A Baphomet skull at that 🤦🏾♀️
I can HEAR the cameraman's eyes rolling.
"I swear to God I won't let nothin' happen to you" Priceless.
"I will protect you!"
@Sorrows Prison yooooo frrr💀💀💀
Yew
@@Buddhapyro Happened to me as well😭
yeah that's easy to do when you believe in satan
This is strangely wholesome.
Right? He’s crazy but not violent or hateful
"I'll protect you!"
@@4477superman it's not strange in the slightest, other than the obvious eerie nostalgia of it being filmed nearly 20 years ago. it's just a portrayl of an average, everyday Floridian Nature and malt beverage enthusiast
"Is the snake in there?"
*pause*
"I hope..."
This has always been my #1 favorite cops moment 😂
Love that the snakes DGAF. They’re to the cop just like “Yeah guy is weird but the rent is free.”
Even the window had perfect comedic timing 🤣
Dude was happy to finally show people something he loved and is proud of and they actually seem interested. Beautiful thing in a strange way.
Very wholesome
Exactly what I was thinking. Even though dude must be either mentally ill or on drugs, I can’t help but to smile? Idk it’s weird
I see what you mean re: the “indescribable” beauty. However, if the races were reversed, I can be reasonably sure the entire situation would’ve been different. Cops kill people all the time and with their immunity, all they have to say is, “I was scared so I shot 50 rounds at someone unarmed.” The cop allowed him to “break in,” all while being petrified of snakes. *This is how policing should be done.* Training, training and more training.
“Why do you have to bring race into it?” I’m sure 90%+ of commenters on a COPS show are either pro-blue or at least not anti-American policing. If you are triggered by a very banal comment, probably says more about you (see: prospective reader) than anything. This truly is a great interaction. Why, this past week, six slow white cops couldn’t keep up with a black “runner,” so they fired almost 100 bullets at him I’ll never understand.
Pretty sure he’s just done a bunch of drugs but he seems like a solid dude.
Every single moment is so perfect. From the way he flips into the house, his confidence with a house full of snakes, and his quick witted comical responses which I do believe he was not trying to be funny, but sincere.
90s gold
Is there a snake in there ?
*I hope*
🤣💀
Did you see the way he casually pulls out a crack pipe and tries to hit it before shaking the cops hand? Lost it
@@grandmaul9003 That was a mostly smoked cigar, not a crack pipe lol
@@AladdinBinLaden again, the sincerity in his face during that remark and also when he says,
"You have no idea how many are in there!"
A purely golden way to express his excitement to show them.
I hope this man is still alive.
What if it wasn't his house lol he jus rlly liked snakes an was their to steal em
The "Daytona Beach Bike Week" t-shirt is what brings it all together for me. I hope this man is doing well
Someone above said he died in 2015 but there wasn’t a source or any evidence for it
This guy is like that guy you see at parties where nobody knows who he is or who invited him, but you're happy he's there.
He is that guy.
I love that guy
Yuppp, I remember being at a party like that. A guy named Jaeger (who nobody knew) brought a bottle of Jaeger and split it with me and I got tipsy for the first time 😂
@@katyungodly Probably got passed around like that bottle too
Wtf Mac
“Man I ain’t scared of nothin, I ain’t scared of the devil himself” I love the energy lol all jokes aside
Crazy people are crazy
this dude isn't even that crazy he is just passionated and on drugs
Am I mistaken or did he just take out a pipe and go to hit that shit legit right before he said that
@@Gass3s I think it was a cigar that was already smoked
A real life Charlie Kelly.
“No… no wait a minute. You don’t understand how many there ARE!” That line gets me every time.
LOLOLOLOL
they go to the basement and it's just a pit of snakes
This is one of the most incredible job interviews I have ever seen.
The sheer fact that through all of this, despite the entire interaction,
They created a symbiotic relationship where this man is now the local police department's snake wrangler, while the cops pay him back by not looking into anything going on in his home.
we used to live in a free society that believed in live and let live. the good ole days.
@@chaltain_7601 yeah, unfortunately now our snake wranglers keep a spare key to their home
You just landed yourself a tv series
that's all that is
@@chaltain_7601 yeah the 90s were good, just ask Rodney king
99% of the time a drunk man says he's going to go into his house and show you his religion he is coming back with a gun. This is that other 1%.
Right! That's what I was thinking 😂
No just not true
Hail Sithis!
That is not true at all
@@Razgar_Voxel what is the color of the night?
“Man I got snakes in this house from one end to another” wasn’t lying lol
Live PD brought this kinda energy back for a little bit and it was pure heaven, hope it returns soon
Honestly, as an EMS provider, if a guy like this tells me he wont let anything happen to me, I usually believe them. Because people like him actually mean it. Still hilarious though lol great episode
I might believe in their stated intentions, but I wouldn't trust in their ability to do so.
True
@@positivelynegative9149 well said haha
@@positivelynegative9149 guess you truly live up to your name 🤣
@@osparav “positively negative” just think about it for a second lmao
In the 90s, someone like this could afford a house. Today, no one can
@@AdvancedGaming88888B "no one works hard anymore" okay champ, thanks for the history lesson lol
@@AdvancedGaming88888B bruh go take an economics class
Fuck that was the most surprising thing… mf got rooms for snakes
@That 1 Gamer🤡
Okay, Boomer.
@@AdvancedGaming88888B Who raised the generation that doesn't want to work hard any more? That generation is the one to blame. Ill give you a hint, it deals with booming...
If he told me “I will protect you” I would 100% trust him with my life
Say what you will, that guy seemed pretty sincere.
Famous Last words...
You can tell he’s the kind of dude who means it when he says it. He’d just turn off and go to work without question. I feel the inherent love he has.
"Is the snake in there?" "I hope"
lolololololololol
No!!!
The wine opener ended up being the most normal thing in there! This is fantastic!
That cop was cool. Helped him through the window and stayed around for show-and-tell
🤣🤣🤣
90s Cops were a cool breed. I remember being hammered and instead of taking me in, they just gave me a ride home to sleep it off. N they stuck my bike in their trunk!
COPS is staged
@@Barnaclebeard hahahahah no it's not
Cops like that used to be the norm, can't be that way anymore with everyone running around trigger-happy as hell.
Back when people weren't worried about ending up as a joke on the internet. People actually acted like themselves.
He's just done mountains of drugs. It's not that deep man
The sentiment of this comment holds true. You can't have any interest or personality that goes against the status quo these days with out someone laughing at your expense.
@@Legocatshouse You're deluding yourself if you think that's a modern problem. Humans have always ostracised or hurt people who act outside accepted social norms. I'd argue we're a lot more indulging of eccentrics now. In the 1400s he'd have been tortured to death for being a devil worshipper. In the 1920s there's a good chance he'd be sectioned away.
the irony...
i don’t think anyone cares about being a joke on the internet lol
He's definitely had a few, but he's not breaking the law or hurting anyone. Seems like a chill dude.
wholeheartedly agree, very chill guy
Yea, till he tried lighting a Crack pipe in front of the guy
@@davideggenberger8090 that's a cigar butt not a crack pipe
@@TrollToove exactly 🤦♂️
@@davideggenberger8090 Might have to get your eyesight checked out my friend.
I wish I could have been around in those days, you don’t know what to expect from this guy except honesty lmao
I was born in ‘87. These were some good days.
Cop: “Man, is the snake in there!?!” Dude “I hope... she’s pregnant , gonna have about 60 babies” 😂
Had to scroll way to long to see someone mention "I hope..." I died lmao
🤣🤣🤣
on average a burmese or reticulated python can lay anywhere from 50-100 eggs.
You want one officer to 🤣🤣🤣
@@wolfy5svn945 that was a boa they give live birth
Idk why but that handshake at the end between the cop and the guy just brings a smile to face. Oddly wholesome. Wish they had more episodes like this. Come to make an arrest, leave making a friend
Seriously, Buddy should consider a career as a snake handler. Sounds like the authorities would be happy to work with him.
It sure was a different time. I’m from that era so I still do a lot of hand shaking
"I dont pray to satan"
*cameraman pans to cow skull hanging on wall*
Was looking for this comment 😂 everything about this is perfect from the window falling at the beginning to the officers reaction this is fucking gold
Did him dirty on that one hahaha
the office level timing😂 too comedic
lol the way the camera pans to the bull skeleton after he says he doesn’t worship the devil has me on fire 😂😂
Such a wholesome interaction. Every town needs a police officer like this.
He was fired and arrested back in the early 2000s for rape
It's so funny there's always someone giving undue praise to police in the comments. Just cause he didnt shoot anybody I guess?
That cop is a white supremacist.
@@abcdefg-xm7dc cops are humans too.
Ikr
This man has a magic quality about him
🔮🕳🔮
It's called meth
Yeah magic mushroom maybe...
More like a drunken quality. Did you see him jump through that window and tumble? Haha
the magic of lots and lots of drugs
Cop: “Is a snake in there? “
Snake hypnotist: “…I hope.”
That made me bust out laughing! But in all reality, I don’t doubt this dude would have your back and wouldn’t let anything happen to you! He’s a trip, but I bet he’s fun! Lol
As big as the snake was, I understand why he said "I hope" hahahaha
Glad your not the only one videos been over for 5 minutes and ive been walking around the house just saying "I hope.."
Snake hypnotist🤣🤣 lol he is tho how he got all those snakes so chill like that tho
He is one alternative individual for sure. Seems utterly decent though.
Hahahahaha yes! I've seen this clip a few times but this still has me rolling.
I like how shockingly clean this guys house is for a drunk guy that allegedly builds alters to satan.
Dudes definitely living his best life.
not all drinking folks are dirty
@@sarahfaith86 yes, but alcohol and devil worship is typically a recipe for disaster. Idk how many Satan worshipping alcoholics house you've been to, but I've been to exactly one and I still haven't worn those pants again.
A man's relationship with the devil is between him and the devil, no one else's business how clean or unclean their house is.
he said not to satan.
@@ankurito3746 it becomes other peoples business if they're convicted of animal cruelty.
That was an incredible 3 minute rollercoaster of emotions
That's one way to describe my sex life
This video did not end the way I expected it too. That WAS a rollercoaster! 😁
100% agreed. Absolutely hilarious. Then I saw the cops badge and realized it’s my hometown Jax. I meet crazy yet alright dudes like this every once in a while.
Police Officer: "So that's uhh...a human skull being used as a candle holder?"
Drunk Guy: "Yea man...that's all that is."
😂
It was clay
I grew up there, with some of this guy's relatives. Yes they are all like this, except his house is a lot cleaner.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That shit is my favorite part
This was amazing. It's just like a 'Reno 911' skit.
This guy seems like he might be part of the inspiration for the character of 'Andrew'
"Frisbee, you know anything about that?"
I was thinking of Frisbee too🤣🤣🤣
I remember those days
It reminded me of 'Run Ronnie Run!"
I watched these episodes for hours!! Nothing better than