Ep 404 - Gut Busted

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @TheDonathin17
    @TheDonathin17 2 роки тому +2123

    Complaining about stomach problems with a dip in while sippin iced coffee is an excellent bit

    • @chevster23
      @chevster23 2 роки тому +74

      It’d be even better if they just Munched a bag of Mickey D’s

    • @Willthrill8
      @Willthrill8 2 роки тому +275

      Guys can't have fun anymore?

    • @evanho4538
      @evanho4538 2 роки тому +16

      Damn I’m a little nervous for the BIG K
      Guys can’t have fun anymore

    • @ChrisDink
      @ChrisDink 2 роки тому +7

      Wtf is a dip

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 роки тому +14

      @@Sprite_525 "decades" lol Shane's 34, relax.

  • @EddieDantes69
    @EddieDantes69 2 роки тому +460

    These two sitting on a couch are funnier than most stand-up specials out right now

    • @spacemanbill9501
      @spacemanbill9501 2 роки тому +1

      Love having this little club of ours.
      Secret cast is best cast
      WOOOO SHAAANNNEE I WANNA HANG OUT WIT YOU AA.. AAN HAVE A BEEEEER!!

    • @calbonar211
      @calbonar211 Рік тому +37

      This is the greatest podcast in the history of mankind

    • @EddieDantes69
      @EddieDantes69 Рік тому +5

      That's a good batch

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Рік тому +6

      I can’t think one special that’s funnier than the dawgs sitting on a couch just talking

    • @Jakem763
      @Jakem763 Рік тому +4

      I mean there two professional comedians, and comedy specials are almost never funny there’s literally maybe 5-10 awesome specials every decade the rest are just alright it’s really just not even the best way to do comedy
      If laughed harder at sketches movies shows and podcasts than I ever have at a stand up special besides maybe my first time seeing Louie

  • @RepairRenovateRenew
    @RepairRenovateRenew 2 роки тому +221

    The holiness of this pod is soft spoken but pure as light. Praise be, dawgs.

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 2 роки тому +2

      F’r Matt wouldn’t lie and pretend to have used that app. Like props to him dawgs.

    • @highjaws
      @highjaws 2 роки тому +5

      Gay

    • @alexjones7043
      @alexjones7043 Рік тому +1

      Thanks be to dawg

  • @josephirizarry5195
    @josephirizarry5195 2 роки тому +403

    Shane is the cutest Chinese baby exposed to radiation I've ever seen

    • @el5495
      @el5495 2 роки тому +21

      With a touch of downs

    • @Rogerkonijntje
      @Rogerkonijntje 2 роки тому +19

      aka a north korean

    • @losethOS88
      @losethOS88 Рік тому +4

      So he was cancelled for nothing?

  • @easybreezy3314
    @easybreezy3314 2 роки тому +323

    I walked in I said wow what a good podcast 👏

  • @avreyblake2786
    @avreyblake2786 2 роки тому +424

    What a great hour long podcast that I have watched in its entirety

    • @MikeWoot65
      @MikeWoot65 2 роки тому +21

      120x speed

    • @bigben42
      @bigben42 2 роки тому +6

      No spoilers

    • @tragicmagic77
      @tragicmagic77 2 роки тому +11

      same but 10 minutes before you did.

    • @Nickatina7
      @Nickatina7 2 роки тому +82

      I watched it and I said wow, what a great podcast.

    • @joebill663
      @joebill663 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @BoboBolan
    @BoboBolan 2 роки тому +87

    It’s been over 21 days without and episode. The national guard started handing out supplies yesterday. Electricity is being rationed. I hope to see the sunrise.

  • @Ballhawk99
    @Ballhawk99 2 роки тому +349

    Tried putting my boss on to this pod…wasn’t a good idea, he views me differently now

    • @nintendoROX121
      @nintendoROX121 2 роки тому +18

      Which episode did you show him first?

    • @MrAs2114eva
      @MrAs2114eva 2 роки тому

      Well fuck him job ain't worth it then

    • @owencfarrow
      @owencfarrow 2 роки тому +9

      I did the same, I don't know if he'll ever watch it but im hoping he digs it hahaha.

    • @macleandancy8029
      @macleandancy8029 2 роки тому +2

      The one where they open with talking about Adam Walsh is a great cold introduction episode

    • @roadtoserfdom3020
      @roadtoserfdom3020 2 роки тому +21

      🤣 if you don't get fired, he should.

  • @SkoolNerds
    @SkoolNerds 2 роки тому +190

    This was a classic. That’s 3 classics in a row. Keep it up bois.

    • @StonedColdSteveAustin316
      @StonedColdSteveAustin316 2 роки тому +5

      when i showed up here the last thing i was expecting was 3 classics in a row

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 2 роки тому +4

      island boiis

    • @roccos2311
      @roccos2311 2 роки тому +1

      Def not a classic

    • @damondriver6363
      @damondriver6363 2 роки тому

      What qualifies as a classic to you? Just wondering what kinda rating system you got going on, would like to get into judging podcast classics myself

    • @roccos2311
      @roccos2311 2 роки тому

      @@damondriver6363 before and afters. Dude it’s legendary

  • @StrainCentral
    @StrainCentral 2 роки тому +180

    It’s always a good day when we get a new MSSP

    • @mcguycurtdome2569
      @mcguycurtdome2569 2 роки тому +7

      What up gangsta hope you're doing good

    • @Mistah_Phrog
      @Mistah_Phrog 2 роки тому +8

      RSK

    • @rb3706
      @rb3706 2 роки тому +17

      Dude haven’t seen this channel since the golden age of weedtube, hope your killing it

    • @jakelarose9961
      @jakelarose9961 2 роки тому

      Josh!

    • @beninman8050
      @beninman8050 2 роки тому +1

      Weedtube OG, much love bro

  • @f0x845
    @f0x845 2 роки тому +14

    How does this show keep topping itself every week? Honestly amazing. Been watching since around episode 210. It's never been better.

  • @picaseuss
    @picaseuss Рік тому +22

    I got dysentery in Vietnam and had a non stop, unreal stomach ache for 5 years after that. Maybe a total of 20 days of feeling ok that whole time. So happy to finally be feeling pretty normal again. Praise be to the bois and their good bellies.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Рік тому +1

      Holy shit. Sorry to hear that, dawg. Glad you’re feeling better

    • @losethOS88
      @losethOS88 Рік тому +5

      Thank you for your service

    • @TraeSMR
      @TraeSMR 7 місяців тому

      Did you file for service connected disability under the pact act?

    • @potatohead3323
      @potatohead3323 4 місяці тому

      Honestly man, it could’ve just been from underlying anxiety from the war. Whenever I eat pizza now I get some heartburn from my ptsd. If I drink a 12 pack of beer it doesn’t give me any

    • @alexpolewski1247
      @alexpolewski1247 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@TraeSMR did he say he was military?? I thought the "thank you for your service" guy was joking and this guy was just on a vacation 😂

  • @CasinoProductionsDocumentary
    @CasinoProductionsDocumentary 2 роки тому +80

    Going through a divorce/moved into a new place alone and tried watching the new tim dillon.
    this episode made me genuinely laugh for the first time in over week!
    thanks pimps.

    • @rickymassey
      @rickymassey Рік тому +41

      Hopefully you found a new boyfriend

    • @nicpete492
      @nicpete492 Рік тому +2

      Lucky dude I wish I could date again

    • @Chushiesty65
      @Chushiesty65 8 місяців тому

      ​@@rickymasseyYooooo😂

    • @vegardsr-reime282
      @vegardsr-reime282 5 місяців тому

      @@rickymasseyhilarious brother😂

  • @STREY34
    @STREY34 2 роки тому +27

    The chemistry of a real friendship... some may never know... but behold and witness here.

  • @wyattfraga2213
    @wyattfraga2213 2 роки тому +166

    Praise be to the Big Dawgz for helping me survive the office.

    • @EllipsesDots
      @EllipsesDots 2 роки тому +19

      Risky move to listen to the 'skis in an office. Gonna get into a laughing fit and then have to explain the cast to someone

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell 2 роки тому +4

      AMEN

    • @wyattfraga2213
      @wyattfraga2213 2 роки тому +8

      @@EllipsesDots I know - a tactical risk for sure.

    • @blastbeetb.3045
      @blastbeetb.3045 2 роки тому +4

      The office is my room 😎

    • @stevenseagull9683
      @stevenseagull9683 2 роки тому +3

      @@wyattfraga2213 I have faith n ya brother. U can make it thru. Dawgggzz

  • @JoeyAvery
    @JoeyAvery 2 роки тому +92

    This is what happens when you don't trust my tendies recon

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @odyssey308
      @odyssey308 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 роки тому +3

      Saw you on an old kill tony. Laughed at how much they hated you but you weren't that bad. How bad is the comedy scene in SF? I heard you're a regular there. I live in sonoma but never go to local shows

    • @GFunkadelic707
      @GFunkadelic707 2 роки тому

      @@ghagzor saw him at the Shane gillis show in SF. He killed it

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 2 роки тому +191

    Matt has narrowed his entire existence to trying to convince just one person he’s some sort of eccentric genius lol

    • @greenburg2276
      @greenburg2276 2 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @colehenderson9952
      @colehenderson9952 2 роки тому +19

      Lmfao that’s a hilarious angle

    • @Bob-ir4lr
      @Bob-ir4lr 2 роки тому +43

      When you resonate at 420hz you become a genius

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 роки тому +50

      @@Bob-ir4lr *432hz

    • @amellowblue
      @amellowblue 2 роки тому +40

      This is one of those occasional comments that Shane was talking about that are so unreasonably mean lmao jesus christ

  • @jacobiwilson3887
    @jacobiwilson3887 Рік тому +4

    This is by far the best podcast on UA-cam, not specifically this episode but this podcast. I found it like 17 days ago and I've almost went through every episode.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Рік тому

      Easily the best. Praise be the dawgs

  • @redgreen__
    @redgreen__ 2 роки тому +43

    I’ve always been curious what would happen if Matt and Theo Von were to have a convo

    • @Pendragon-dnd
      @Pendragon-dnd Рік тому +6

      I think it would be incredible

    • @losethOS88
      @losethOS88 Рік тому +4

      The great red green from Canada, huge fan

    • @cbh148
      @cbh148 4 місяці тому +3

      Your wish has been granted

  • @recyclops638
    @recyclops638 2 роки тому +37

    Shane hitting the Mike Lindell impersonation was A1

    • @BpgaMusic
      @BpgaMusic 2 роки тому +4

      i was listening and i legit thought that was a fucking ad bro lmaoo

    • @CB0915
      @CB0915 2 роки тому +2

      I couldnt see the road while driving i was CRYING

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 2 роки тому +69

    It's not the alcohol Shane. You can't get tendies if you don't have enough GBP's or else the tendies turn on you. Get those points up and it will balance out. I'm pretty sure.

    • @doug892
      @doug892 2 роки тому +1

      Does GBP's mean Grain Belt Premiums?

    • @lukealdrich4780
      @lukealdrich4780 2 роки тому +2

      Dawgs.

    • @da7322
      @da7322 2 роки тому +1

      The GBP's have contingency extend release rhea

    • @da7322
      @da7322 2 роки тому +3

      @@doug892 Some one never got GOOD BOY POINTS and it shows.

    • @BrandonP43
      @BrandonP43 2 роки тому +4

      @@da7322 you just broke the number 1 rule. If they don’t know what it is, don’t tell them. Now leave this channel and never return.

  • @Sals37
    @Sals37 2 роки тому +28

    Thanks for loading up the trough for the dawgs boys.

  • @grantgoethe5910
    @grantgoethe5910 2 роки тому +15

    Shane just diagnosed my issues this past week. Thanks Dr. Dawg!

  • @gamerzwithjobs330
    @gamerzwithjobs330 2 роки тому +72

    two weeks in a row without the boys is really depressing

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 2 роки тому +3

      There are two new eps but they’re only on the patreon and audio only. Honestly the time without a new ep has made me realize how meh this podcast is. The new ep with some weed guy is too boring to get through.

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 2 роки тому +7

      @@LordJagd later, bozo 👋

    • @kylebothe4876
      @kylebothe4876 2 роки тому +4

      Something like this no new content stuff drives me up a ficking wall

  • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
    @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 роки тому +40

    Time to look like a pshycopath because im listening to this at work and holding in laughter

    • @runeyugi
      @runeyugi 2 роки тому +7

      Dude my construction coworker calls me schizophrenic because its eerily quiet and then i will start to bust out laughing

    • @josephbamber5403
      @josephbamber5403 2 роки тому

      @@runeyugi Me at my accounting job... pretty hard to play it off

  • @joshnovosad3414
    @joshnovosad3414 2 роки тому +7

    Wtf is happening its been two weeks I'm getting so sad without this glorious podcast to cleanse my soul

  • @Chonk666
    @Chonk666 2 роки тому +68

    20 min in. Matts dog is not moving much. Turns out, its a pillow. Im fumin.

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 роки тому

      Between the fake dog and Matt's fake ass legs... I'm fumin too

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 2 роки тому +11

      His wife is black not his dogs

    • @josephbamber5403
      @josephbamber5403 2 роки тому +3

      @@davidcagle920 Jesus David...

    • @idk459
      @idk459 2 роки тому

      King

  • @DixieNormus911
    @DixieNormus911 Рік тому +5

    Shane Gillis for President 2024

  • @giancarlo976
    @giancarlo976 2 роки тому +6

    Same exact stomach pain as you described, all tests came back better than normal. Then I collapsed one day, ended up with stomach cancer...Whole stomach removed. I highly suggest getting a scope done because a blood test wont tell you everything.

    • @giancarlo976
      @giancarlo976 2 роки тому

      @China Man basically carnivore diet from now on. No sugar, carbs, or veggies. I’ll throw in some avocado or tomatoes sometimes. Can’t complain honestly.

  • @gurpchirp
    @gurpchirp 2 роки тому +157

    I don’t pay 12 dollars a year to get stiffed on the weekly pod, fellas.

    • @fauxbro1983
      @fauxbro1983 2 роки тому

      you certified poor.

    • @brencelt
      @brencelt Рік тому

      is that how much it is?

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro Рік тому

      @@brencelt not anymore.

    • @davidtownsend6092
      @davidtownsend6092 Рік тому

      You complain on the internet and clearly haven't been listening and are obviously the type to pay 12 bucks a year to get stiffed in the butt on a weekly pod and don't deserve tk hear this wisdom weekly.

    • @notbonsai671
      @notbonsai671 Рік тому +1

      But greedy. They don't work for you. They do what they want, you can do what you want

  • @TheBeatToFunkytown
    @TheBeatToFunkytown 2 роки тому +23

    Always a midweek treat from the dawgz. Bless up jah!

  • @of1089
    @of1089 2 роки тому +16

    Please lord watch over all the sick and needy children of the world. God is good.

  • @wearelightbeings
    @wearelightbeings 2 роки тому +5

    Love on the spectrum is amazing. They’re so pure and sweet and honest and funny. 💯

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 2 роки тому +51

    I love my program, my two best friends Matt and Shane, and most of all, I love all the dawgs. (I’m stealing the “calling podcasters my best friends” bit since Cumtown is no more.

    • @dicksuckley8102
      @dicksuckley8102 2 роки тому +15

      You don’t like the new and improved Adam friedland show?

    • @samulieskola
      @samulieskola 2 роки тому

      @@dicksuckley8102 AFS is the best thing popping right now.

    • @shawnmcvey7789
      @shawnmcvey7789 2 роки тому +7

      I completed your parenthesis)

    • @shaggythisisntweed785
      @shaggythisisntweed785 2 роки тому +4

      Lost one best friend, gained two more. The collab last week was TIGHT.

    • @ilikespacedinosaurs
      @ilikespacedinosaurs 2 роки тому +4

      The Adam Friedland show better be good, I don't have a lot to live for

  • @whatevermakesyouhappy
    @whatevermakesyouhappy 2 роки тому +3

    Why do these become so incredibly philosophical all of the sudden these guys are really speaking like a back and forth between Socrates and Aristotle. Us Matt's all take convos to another plane of existence I love it. It's the magic in our blood 😶‍🌫

    • @BpgaMusic
      @BpgaMusic 2 роки тому

      seriously! at the end i started having visions while listening to them lol

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 роки тому

      You're taking credit for their conversation because you share a name?? Yeah okay buddy. Get over yourself lol.

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm literally playing Fallout 4 while listening to this, and Shane makes a Fallout 4 joke 🤣

  • @tylerstrow811
    @tylerstrow811 2 роки тому +17

    I love how Matt just rips on the ads they have to say. True dawg.

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 2 роки тому +1

      I can't tell if he's a bad reader or he's right and the reads are fucked up. Either way I'm team McCuscker

    • @spiralbones
      @spiralbones 2 роки тому

      @@randylahey5463 I doubt he is a bad reader. I never heard of a bad reader that writes books.

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 2 роки тому

      @@spiralbones You're probably right. I fucking love Tim Dillon and he talks straight shit to his advertisers. I'm just happy to see Tim's not the only one with a pair to say that type of shit on an ad read

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 2 роки тому +1

      @@spiralbones Then you haven't read many books. There's mountains of shitty literature.

  • @Nickscrazylips
    @Nickscrazylips 2 роки тому +72

    Shane has some pink stuff in his future. Black dumps signal the coming seasons.

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 2 роки тому +1

      Meaning blood?

    • @Nickscrazylips
      @Nickscrazylips 2 роки тому +1

      @@LordJagd you drink the bismol and the black dumps come

    • @doctordreyer
      @doctordreyer 2 роки тому

      You ever mess with those pepto tabs that turn your turds a beautiful shade of blue? Fun times.

    • @rjbubba203
      @rjbubba203 2 роки тому +1

      A fire in the sky

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 2 роки тому +3

      Purple Gatorade pepto charcoal pills? Shane is a rookie when it comes to strange colored dumps. Wait until he’s hooked on pain pills and he shits mustard phlegm.

  • @Makszi
    @Makszi 2 роки тому +10

    Had cramps so I came to sit on the toilet and saw this episode dropped. Solidarity!

    • @SAFbikes
      @SAFbikes 2 роки тому +2

      I’m shitting right now dawg!!

  • @johndoe-to2hv
    @johndoe-to2hv 2 роки тому +20

    where tf is the boys at

  • @Stimros_halabad
    @Stimros_halabad 2 роки тому +17

    DAWGZ: ASSEMBLE!

  • @amulawa
    @amulawa Місяць тому +2

    little did he know Bud Light would be like "nice"

  • @Steve-ec6ed
    @Steve-ec6ed 2 роки тому +18

    me laughing at Shane until I realize I drink 7 days a week...

  • @MrKingCarson
    @MrKingCarson 2 роки тому +1

    What’s crazy is how shane acts sarcastic and preaches the gospel! Praise God brother!!! Amen!!!

  • @UFBear15
    @UFBear15 2 роки тому +6

    I had the worst stomach pain imaginable after drinking heavily for days on end.. I woke up from the bender and I had pancreatitis and that shit was the most deep pain you can possibly dream of, and it fucks you up for days. I just stopped drinking entirely after that level of hell, it's been almost 7 years now and that shit was so bad it just scared me off drinking period.

  • @benwerth5852
    @benwerth5852 Рік тому +1

    Shane's telling of "Toy Time" in the Ad Read is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while.

  • @ViktorHansen23
    @ViktorHansen23 Місяць тому +4

    I wonder what happened to this couch. Who has this mystical being that possesses so much knowledge and farts.

  • @jaredachio
    @jaredachio 6 місяців тому

    Running back old eps to ready myself for Tires tomorrow. Stay blessed dawgs.

  • @JeffBuegs
    @JeffBuegs 2 роки тому +3

    Absolutely fucking Killed The Melbourne Show, was fucking awesome to see you both live, Matt your a legend so glad you came along, got so hyped when you walked out on stage, missus thought it was a little gay, but made my time so much better hahahaha

  • @MattttG3
    @MattttG3 2 роки тому +11

    10:50 broooo i love these two and the fact that they both realize how bad it sounds 😂 Shane big dog please don’t die on us

  • @stevekohl1419
    @stevekohl1419 Рік тому +3

    Wow, what a great podcast. I walked in and said this is a really great podcast .

  • @Highnz57
    @Highnz57 2 роки тому +1

    I had trauma-induced pancreatitis. It was torture for a few days waiting for the doctors to figure out what the pain was coming from.
    Crashed a motorcycle and ruptured my spleen and spent 16 days in the hospital. The pacreatitis gave me the worst pain out of all the injuries I got in that accident.

  • @anthonywandowicz8084
    @anthonywandowicz8084 2 роки тому +10

    Matt killed it this episode. I was wondering where the fuck he went to. Glad he came back.

  • @kluneberg8952
    @kluneberg8952 2 роки тому +13

    I think Dan Soder talked about quitting drink and started pooping normally. I stopped drinking for a week and started having regular logs.

    • @daksskier7416
      @daksskier7416 2 роки тому +1

      It’s crazy how fast it changes. You don’t even have to quit. You just have to drink like a reasonable person (1-3 drinks per sitting) if you can actually do that.

    • @drugaddictwithknowledge9603
      @drugaddictwithknowledge9603 2 роки тому

      Yeah once I stopped doing drugs had full healthy dumps

  • @THCMusicBlog
    @THCMusicBlog 2 роки тому +7

    SOMEONE TELL SHANE TO TAKE PROBIOTICS.
    cut out 75% sugar, pasta and white bread. substitute all that with whole wheat or just beer. wait 4 hours after you eat to start drinking, and don't eat before bed (at least 4 hours). this repairs the gut microbiome. it reversed my pre-diabetes.

    • @minergate4066
      @minergate4066 2 роки тому

      wtf kind of life is without sugar pasta and bread?

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 2 роки тому +2

      @@minergate4066 diabetic life?
      When you're an alcoholic developing diabetes, you have 3 choices:
      1. Willingly change your childish, high-sugar/high-glucose diet long enough for your gut & pancreas to heal,
      2. Redline until you have no choice but to change your diet completely & take medication for life and feel the worst hangover of your life everytime you eat gluten ,
      3. Death by cirrhosis
      In otherwords: 1: be a little gay for a little while 2. be completely gay for life, or 3. perish straight af.
      Eating a salad once in a while seems reasonable.

    • @minergate4066
      @minergate4066 2 роки тому

      @@THCMusicBlog shut the front door dude, Shane is not a diabetic or any of those things

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 2 роки тому +3

      @@minergate4066 hopefully not, maybe it was the tendies, but drinking 2 6 packs a day, everyday for 20 years eventually catches up with you, and it starts with a mysterious stomach ache and/or hangover. I know by experience. And mid 30's is when your body starts to breakdown

  • @brandonray6749
    @brandonray6749 9 місяців тому +1

    Watching this now that Shane is sponsored is sick. Sweet he’s drinking 20 beers

  • @korytrevor9597
    @korytrevor9597 2 роки тому +3

    Shane I went my whole life no stomach problems, 38 yes old all the sudden I can’t eat onions or peppers. You described the same problem I have.

  • @user-ie8qp9gj4p
    @user-ie8qp9gj4p 2 роки тому +3

    Putting life on hold when the new MSSP drops, AUTOMATIC. Obsessively refreshing patreon after the libsyn drop, AUTOMATIC.

  • @rearview2360
    @rearview2360 2 роки тому +9

    Wishing good day to all my dawgs

  • @Brain69420
    @Brain69420 2 роки тому +27

    Once Shane starts losing digits to the beaties I can only imagine how hard his comedy will slap.

    • @reidemolner3555
      @reidemolner3555 2 роки тому +11

      His first special in a wheel chair is going to hit different

    • @user-ie8qp9gj4p
      @user-ie8qp9gj4p 2 роки тому +1

      Hes gonna go full Bill Hicks...it'll be beautiful

    • @stevenseagull9683
      @stevenseagull9683 2 роки тому +5

      @@user-ie8qp9gj4p are you referring to faking his death and becoming one of the biggest modern day conspiracy theorists??

    • @user-ie8qp9gj4p
      @user-ie8qp9gj4p 2 роки тому

      @@stevenseagull9683 as long as he follows Spuds teachings, it will be so

  • @rugbyboy9964
    @rugbyboy9964 2 роки тому +5

    Entering 'Tums on the bedside counter' type of alcoholism

  • @tibbsmcfish3056
    @tibbsmcfish3056 2 роки тому +2

    59:25 for the funniest and most honest ad reads I have ever heard in the history of podcasts.
    This episode really saved me, my dad is going though chemo, my daughter lives 2 hours from me. I know you two don't really look at the comments anymore but I hope you see this one. Matt and Shane you two are really the best. Love you Dawgs

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 2 роки тому +3

    Wow here we are again. Just a bunch of dudes being dawgz.

    • @zombiez2go473
      @zombiez2go473 2 роки тому +1

      Some would say Dawgz being dudes.

  • @mikeLivornese
    @mikeLivornese 2 роки тому

    Seeing matt and Shane talk about how they like watching shows about downs people, not because they're making fun of them, but because it's relatable because they're just like us, but with no filter or java updates, is making me get immediately addicted to this show. They're so funny but also at the same time have the most random genius perspectives on things. I get the hype in other words

  • @dougcope5437
    @dougcope5437 2 роки тому +23

    Average human has 1.5 gallons of blood in it’s body= 192 oz. So, If you drink 16 beers you’re half man /half amazing 🍺

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro 2 роки тому +6

      Light beer is 95% water so...

    • @johnlemon3809
      @johnlemon3809 2 роки тому

      @@trendybistro yeah but you're still half beer because the water comes from the beer....
      not that this is a science

    • @coltonjackson
      @coltonjackson 2 роки тому

      lol.. human males got like 5 gallons plus homie...havent you seen those beheading videos?

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj Рік тому

      ​@coltonjackson nah hes right its about 1.5 gals or 5 liters

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj Рік тому

      Think about 5 1 liter bottles. Filled with thick blood though poured iut

  • @alonsomadrid6395
    @alonsomadrid6395 5 місяців тому

    this pod getting me through these long oil field drives and days mane god bless you guys

  • @LifeRips
    @LifeRips 2 роки тому +20

    The pepto black poop also had me panicking I feel you Shane lmao

  • @tomasstank1898
    @tomasstank1898 2 роки тому +3

    So Matt is fucking hilarious. Shaman constantly adding in the perfect funnies.

  • @bex_3
    @bex_3 2 роки тому +8

    Shane and Matt making catholicism great again 🙏 🤲 🕍

  • @davidallemand1835
    @davidallemand1835 2 роки тому +1

    Steve (from love on the spectrum) has the absolute best voice for radio. If I were in advertising I’d hire him to read commercials.

  • @buffalokids671
    @buffalokids671 2 роки тому +7

    “I start googling shit, well poop and tongue” - Shane Gillis 😂😂😂😂

  • @earlymorningpodcast
    @earlymorningpodcast 2 роки тому +32

    Shane active with salmonella and dipping is very theta state

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 2 роки тому

      He's probably at 432hz

  • @Octavius_bobcat
    @Octavius_bobcat 2 роки тому +3

    The supreme god of the dawgs has blessed us

  • @lukegk2222
    @lukegk2222 9 місяців тому

    "It's like Jackson Pollack" in Shane's parents bathroom killed me 😂

  • @LifeRips
    @LifeRips 2 роки тому +13

    This was hilarious I’m going through a tough time and this made my day I was crying laughing thank you so much !

    • @geromelegnome5446
      @geromelegnome5446 2 роки тому +5

      Hang in there Dawg!!! Life will rip again soon!!!

    • @LifeRips
      @LifeRips 2 роки тому +3

      @@geromelegnome5446 hope so because life rips so bad right now but I believe it’s a stepping stone into something great.

    • @geromelegnome5446
      @geromelegnome5446 2 роки тому +2

      @@LifeRips if today sucks bud just wait to see what happens tomorrow!!! One step/ day at a time and eventually you see change!!! It's just hard to see the light when standing in the forest!!!

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 2 роки тому +3

      Hold fast brother🙏

    • @ChoppedGlockShogun
      @ChoppedGlockShogun 2 роки тому +1

      Steel yourself, friend. Did you not think this life would be a continuous swift kick to the crotch? Be aware, of each moment worth savoring, and strangle it for all the sweet nectar it has to give. Take heart.

  • @EonWil
    @EonWil 2 роки тому +1

    Yooooooo!!
    Mart mentioned Jiddu Krishnamurti!!
    Flippin BASED BRO

  • @prod.byzaha954
    @prod.byzaha954 2 роки тому +3

    Took dollar store laxatives and spent all day on the porcelain throne. Glad to know even the young bull can sympathize with me on this day cursed with the black hand

  • @diggydowdiggydow
    @diggydowdiggydow 2 роки тому +7

    I haven't ever had sex. Admitting this here since nobody will see it.

  • @earlyandoften
    @earlyandoften 2 роки тому +2

    Just looked at the views on the last couple eps and holy fuck the cast has blown up lol. Didn’t realize the dawgz were doing numbers like that, I remember when there were less than 500 of us on the patreon. You guys rule.

  • @Thecrazygamers2000
    @Thecrazygamers2000 2 роки тому +3

    praise be the holy cast

  • @thomasparra18
    @thomasparra18 2 роки тому +2

    I hope that somehow, someway, at some point... That all the super awesome good boy crew teams decide to revive the gilly and keeves thing... Also tiiiiiiiiiressss... Was awesome!! We need that show.

    • @earthgirdler23
      @earthgirdler23 2 роки тому +1

      P sure Shane has talked about next season coming soon. With added Gerbs!

  • @maxbrown1748
    @maxbrown1748 2 роки тому +3

    Where are the boys? Been waiting for episodes to drop and nothing, shits killing me haha

  • @bucksfan77
    @bucksfan77 2 роки тому

    Shane defending the faith is what we need more of

  • @alexnoelle4202
    @alexnoelle4202 2 роки тому +30

    No bonfire this week so I was really looking forward to this ngl lol
    Alcoholism aside Shane is looking waaay better week by week

    • @snarkynader9400
      @snarkynader9400 2 роки тому +2

      Gross

    • @austinmanuel500
      @austinmanuel500 2 роки тому +2

      I always wondered who the hell watches that show lol

    • @blinksback
      @blinksback 2 роки тому

      @@austinmanuel500 stay wondering

    • @Criesto137
      @Criesto137 2 роки тому +4

      Shane's calves in shorts been lookin kahuna status. PAUSE - just bro to bro

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 роки тому

      @@blinksbackgirls exist, welcome to reality lol.

  • @mgers75
    @mgers75 2 роки тому +2

    Shane needs to bookmark one of those "Shane Gillis binge drinking on Podcasts" vids to show Doctors when they start questioning the level of drinker

  • @dirkdiggler1721
    @dirkdiggler1721 2 роки тому +7

    Wow, what a great podcast.

  • @gorgus1590
    @gorgus1590 2 роки тому +3

    Big dawg couldnt resist the tendies lmao

  • @terriblegamers8981
    @terriblegamers8981 2 роки тому +5

    11 days an counting with no new pod for the boys. I’m disappointed.

  • @JaxonBurn
    @JaxonBurn 9 місяців тому

    31:00 minutes in the dawgs actually touch on one of the most debated topics in the philosophy of mind: physicalism vs non-physicalism (most prominently dualism).

  • @wittenfriedland
    @wittenfriedland 2 роки тому +30

    I miss my other 2 best friends, but these guys are also my best friends.

  • @snipermarksman122112
    @snipermarksman122112 2 роки тому +1

    By far the best ad reads that have ever been ad read.

  • @ijustworkhere2171
    @ijustworkhere2171 2 роки тому +5

    30:40 thoughts move matter in your brain 😂
    "We are all water brains" 😄
    Shane you should totally get on the weed train and let your pancreas heal up for a bit.

  • @DaytonHackfeld
    @DaytonHackfeld 2 роки тому +1

    This has become my favorite podcast.

  • @Carrott27
    @Carrott27 2 роки тому +5

    Our beloved Dawgz are back with more content. Hail paimon

    • @tr702
      @tr702 2 роки тому +1

      Hail paimon!

  • @treadwell1917
    @treadwell1917 7 місяців тому

    Best line in love on the spectrum is when the councilor tells Ronan not to ask questions that can be answered with a simple yes or no. The boy says “why do you hate fords” 😂😂😂

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 2 роки тому +6

    Shane's face when Matt mentioned his coworker having liquid schmidts for a decade 🤣 Also, is Shane getting jacked? Rubberdub chubs shoulders are getting jacked, good for him man. 👏

    • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
      @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 роки тому +1

      Hey I just saw you getting flamed in the stuff island comments

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 роки тому +2

      He really is lol his legs shoulders and arms!!
      Also I see your 6 year old comments in Loganprimates videos like all the time!

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 2 роки тому

      @@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 yeah... some people are unwilling to see whats right in front of their faces lol.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 2 роки тому

      @@alexnoelle4202 I remember your name too! Cool to see some other repeated people on here 😊🤙

    • @JohnBlaze505
      @JohnBlaze505 2 роки тому +1

      Liquid Schmidts 🤣😂😆

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can Рік тому

    58:37 "As this organization grows, the snakes will enter... the yeast will enter the bread, and it will rise."

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 2 роки тому +5

    Praise to the dawgs for helping me not be a bitch before my 8 hour shift

  • @mooseylem2667
    @mooseylem2667 2 роки тому +2

    Saw Shane in SF this weekend, absolutely killed it 💪🏻🤟🏻

  • @chevster23
    @chevster23 2 роки тому +6

    BEST PODCAST IN HISTORY…CHANGE MY MIND PUNK!

    • @thelokifiles
      @thelokifiles 2 роки тому +1

      I am punk, but no need to change your mind without my boot. I agree this time.

    • @chevster23
      @chevster23 2 роки тому +2

      @@thelokifiles oh shit. You wanna go 👊