damn my wife was already complaining that I spent $50 on a pay per view race that they weren't broadcasting on their normal subscription, so i'm very happy the future of streaming is getting nickel and dimed by everything around you
before watching this podcast i was clean off of nicotine for 7 years but thanks to lucy i can finally say i am back on the hog and nicotine has sunk its talons back into my life and i couldn’t be more happy, thanks shane and matt!
$15 to watch shane get incoherent drunk, and matt too stoned to get anything going, then break into "crowd work" and a QnA the last half of an hour? Lol. THATS GOOD CONTENT.
@benardman2665 thats changing. I already bought the "live podcast" but everything we have loved about podcasts...unedited, not commercialized, LIVE etc are all changing. It's really fucking sad because in the last few years nobody goes live anymore, there's non stop commercials both directly and through apps, and people now carefully edit everything. I was lucky to start JRE 8 years ago and loved watching live unedited conversations that produced some wild moments that we will never see again. We won't see the richest man on Earth smoke weed and almost tank a company lol. Everything that we all hated about commercial television that made us go to the internet and podcasts has now fully infiltrated the entire podcast scene
Tradesman here (plumber). Didn’t miss a day of work during Covid and still don’t believe in it. Made the most money I ever did. These old episodes are so good to come back to
I love how Matt keeps his fake leg off camera and wiggles the toes on his real one any time he brings the fake one on screen just to create the illusion that he has two real working legs.
My parents got a 1000/10 experience on remodeling...dudes took like 6 months, did about a solid 40% of the house, and the contractor even asked my parents if he can show other clients our finished product because how much he liked my parents ideas...ended up being good friends till this day
What works so well about this show is that you come for Shane because he's the rare O'Neilgroidian subtype of comic that can convey funny through literally anything, even when its mean and he meant it, but you ultimately stay because you're transfixed into place by a state of overawed stupor stricken by your bask beneath the brilliant, golden majesty cast by the radiant penumbra of light that emanates in every cardinal direction from the illuminant body of the golden glowing Druidic shaman; part-time space cadet; and full-time sexual medicine-man Matt Mccusker.
"we are sliding into bs, it's alarming" Thank the King for making me come from a family who was 'Conspiracy Theorists' from 500AD-1913AD....because we already 'slid' into the 'bs' by 1913.... History Matters.
Matt could be the best at advertising. Literally the best/funniest not give a fuck attitude. Killing it makes me want to purchase whatever he's advertising.
In a deleted WARMODE episode the Dawgs interview a US army veteran who tells a story about a captured taliban insurgent that gets a train ran on him by the locals
@@AnxiousStacker It was on the Patreon. i think was called " THinking about starting these back up" its a craigslist prank call. OMG makes me want to join up again.
I’ve been listening to podcasts for over 10 years, I haven’t listened to every podcast obviously, but this is the best intro of any ever obviously…WEST JIM WEST DESPERADO
Cool to hear Shane's been playing Mount & Blade, I've been playing that game since the beta launched a couple of years ago, its definitely become one of my top 5 favorite games of all time.
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Yeah Gaurdini or Noah , learn how to UA-cam
damn my wife was already complaining that I spent $50 on a pay per view race that they weren't broadcasting on their normal subscription, so i'm very happy the future of streaming is getting nickel and dimed by everything around you
@@chrismathewsjr you get plenty of free stuff, if you want special goodies spend your money better
I hope whoever edits the intros knows how much we appreciate them
💯🙏🏼💯🙏🏼
the GD himself
Garddog is a fucking star and don't you forget it
We love you guard dog
war mode crushes them on intros though
The fact that Matt's most blissful dream is letting his neighbors borrow his landscaping equipment is incredible
Obtaining tools your neighbors don't have is the life force of the blue collar worker. 🤣
@@sixupsprite5501 also being the one with the right tool for the job.
Matt is a pleaser.
He was really pushing for a Ryobi sponsorship
he was a farmer shane says so
I like how comfortable Matt gets in other people's houses.
Alpha
Holy shit Matt truly has transformed into Randy Marsh 😂 also crazy that the cast has gone full circle and is back to “gayer than isis” lmfao
True, the sweatsuit has training-to-beat-Batdad vibes
I'm the best arooooound
He's as close to a living randy as we're gonna get. We should study him
Dude Matt is the absolute king of ads
him and norm
Hell yeah. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Buy now pay later..if you’re poor
Yo when he busted out that Lawnmower 3.0 vs his wife's vibrator I almost fell out my damn chair lol
is he imitating biden?
McCusker’s editing game is unmatched in the modern era.
Edit: my apologies. Shout out to the big superstar.
Its gardini
I believe gard dog is responsible for all editing
Put some rezpek on the gard dawgz name
@Nobody yeah coulda sworn matt used to do the intros
pay due respect to #thehomelesspimp
before watching this podcast i was clean off of nicotine for 7 years but thanks to lucy i can finally say i am back on the hog and nicotine has sunk its talons back into my life and i couldn’t be more happy, thanks shane and matt!
I used to smoke, now I just have two 8mg zyn pouches in my mouth every waking moment.
Nicotine is a cognitive enhancer
Nicotine is for Champeens
@hamalpov you know what's great for getting off the nicotine pouches dude? Cigarettes, they work a treat for that apparently.
@@BlastinRope it’s also a blood pressure increaser
BLESSED ARE THE DAWGS
Episode 420, what a milestone for these bulls
Blessed be the dogs
Lol they started making numbers up.
Give or take a few hundred...
@@jessiheidrick1184 what ?
@@Mr.Meeseeks024they started their podcast in the hundreds and just went from there
"The internet is like an old lawn mower clogged with grass" The Shamen.
As an Albanian who grew up in Astoria, Matt has officially morphed into an Astoria Albanian who hangs out at Grand Cafe on 30th ave
Eldis?
$15 to watch shane get incoherent drunk, and matt too stoned to get anything going, then break into "crowd work" and a QnA the last half of an hour? Lol. THATS GOOD CONTENT.
*look over the glasses “THATS GOOD CONTENT”
Podcasts infront of audiences aren’t podcasts
@@ryanbowen9718 don’t be gey
@@ryanbowen9718 they also arent worth the price of a live ticket being paid at the door :|
@benardman2665 thats changing. I already bought the "live podcast" but everything we have loved about podcasts...unedited, not commercialized, LIVE etc are all changing. It's really fucking sad because in the last few years nobody goes live anymore, there's non stop commercials both directly and through apps, and people now carefully edit everything. I was lucky to start JRE 8 years ago and loved watching live unedited conversations that produced some wild moments that we will never see again. We won't see the richest man on Earth smoke weed and almost tank a company lol. Everything that we all hated about commercial television that made us go to the internet and podcasts has now fully infiltrated the entire podcast scene
Matt and Shane look like the fathers of the 23 year olds they sound like. You guys rule.
this is such a wonderfully dizzying remark
0:28 Phil coming home from the Elks after just "two drinks"
Matt's ability to make his bby jirl laugh while filming ad reads is a thing of beauty
Matt doing the Adds with his wife is the greatest thing. Love watching them to see what's going to happen.
Can't wait for the blue chew one..
Lol I though the toys and razer would be for a manscape type company but that shit had nothing to do with the sponsor😂
I’m finally watching instead of listening and it’s truly incredible the difference
Matt's add reads are gold.
ad*
@@unnecessaryapostrophe4047 addd*
Was he getting a handy in that one?
@@thecoolaidman3369 I do honestly think he was getting a lil bird massage in that
They've been timely. Appreciate it bois
Could set your watch by the dawgs
The dawgs have blessed us on this fine day.
finally an ep with just the boiz. let’s feast dawgz
Calm down
@@bossHogOG i forgive your trespasses brother.
The intros are one thing but these recent ad reads are absolutely killer! Extra points for Brittany laughing in the background 😂
Tradesman here (plumber). Didn’t miss a day of work during Covid and still don’t believe in it. Made the most money I ever did. These old episodes are so good to come back to
Its extra funny because it was obvious from day 0 how fake it all was
“Jesus might’ve been the last one”
I. Freaking. Died.
theo and u guys hitting ep 420 at the same time is wild
Digress tyson is an unbearable hack.
🤯🤯🤯
22:37 man I have like 2300 hours into that game ...
The intro is how I feel as I click on the notification for the Cast.
It would be a total power move to cast this to the tv in the nail salon 😂😏
Have you listened to the cast much?.. could be problematic in a nail salon, if you know what I mean🥷
@@fredrickmiller6534 if they don't like it, gtfo
@@fredrickmiller6534 I know 😂😂😂
@@fredrickmiller6534 Andrew Yangs be errywhere...
Either this or Cumtown.
I love how mcuckskers idea of "the best dream ever" is him getting chance to share his pole saw with his cousins lmao 😂
That bit about good tradesmen has me crying laughing
Shout out to the other PA Dawgs who smashed fucking Sunoco breakfast sammies like a savage at their end of high school construction job
It's ignorantly funny every single time Matt starts acting up and Shane goes "MATT."
Ignorantly funny?
@@Blakesmusic72826das ignant
Nignorant
You dont know what ignorant means buddy
Matt creeping ever closer to his dream of wearing all white all the time
I love how Matt keeps his fake leg off camera and wiggles the toes on his real one any time he brings the fake one on screen just to create the illusion that he has two real working legs.
What?! He has a fake leg?
@@1doc1dog1truck yoooo chiiillllll. He's insecure about it. Don't make it seem like a big deal.
Border story’s had some wild turns since this pod 😂
My parents got a 1000/10 experience on remodeling...dudes took like 6 months, did about a solid 40% of the house, and the contractor even asked my parents if he can show other clients our finished product because how much he liked my parents ideas...ended up being good friends till this day
Fortuna, bless this cast
Spin your wheel upon us
Lmao Britney in the add read, she’s just like yeah Matt how much does the Patreon bring in? Yes you can have my vibrator to use as a prop
May all the Mommies Keep it High and Tight, and the God of Butts bless this thou Thinen Badonkadonks
O fortuna
@@Choscura cool guy club 🎸
I majored in opening a shoe shop! It was expensive as fuck, but I paid it off with my booming shoe shop 😂😂😂
Every single time I tune in to this pod and hear Matt it reminds me how befriending the right person can change your life.
Conan! What is best in life? Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast and chicken tendies!
Honey musssssies
MCDONAWWW
So glad the superstar hit the shot of that pastry. Fine camera work.
The amount of South Park reference is what made me know the dogs was quickly my top pod
What works so well about this show is that you come for Shane because he's the rare O'Neilgroidian subtype of comic that can convey funny through literally anything, even when its mean and he meant it, but you ultimately stay because you're transfixed into place by a state of overawed stupor stricken by your bask beneath the brilliant, golden majesty cast by the radiant penumbra of light that emanates in every cardinal direction from the illuminant body of the golden glowing Druidic shaman; part-time space cadet; and full-time sexual medicine-man Matt Mccusker.
"we are sliding into bs, it's alarming"
Thank the King for making me come from a family who was 'Conspiracy Theorists' from 500AD-1913AD....because we already 'slid' into the 'bs' by 1913....
History Matters.
The thought of Shane adding stories to his parents house for the last decade of their life is funny lmao just constant construction
Watching that intro and im just yelling "why did you redeem!" at the top of my lungs
I'm a construction worker. You couldn't be more right about us not giving a fuck about covid. My life didn't change at all.
Matt is a modern day Mad Man, a true advertising genius
The fucking Gard Dawg, what a fire intro 🔥🔥🔥🔥, God bless you with 73 virgins instead of 72
Shane 100% has a picture doing a Roman salute on a MySpace profile that’s been down since 2010
Never skip the intro
Matt’s ad reads with his wife are fucking hilarious.
Nothing has made me feel better than knowing Matt and Shane also dork out on Mount & Blade for unhealthy amounts of time
seeing Matt slowly build his glossary of future dad jokes is hilarious..
"Dude you watch this shit?" Is my favorite response to the divergence series.
I need to start a company and pay matt to do the ad read
The sun has shined on us my Dawgz
Matt could be the best at advertising. Literally the best/funniest not give a fuck attitude. Killing it makes me want to purchase whatever he's advertising.
These are the only ads I don’t skip on any podcast. I hope they pay more than normal
Lol same
Shane wagging his expensive sneakers at us every week
Hope all the dawgs are having a blessed week
The incorporation of Matt's wives hand was absolutely superb.
I wanna be Matt when I grow up. Ultimate comfort.
Matt dresses like a 80s dad. Love it
Still the most underrated Pod on the tube, old school dude talk on a couch not a office complex making PA proud
What are you talking about.It’s highly rated.
BLESSED BE THE DAWGS 🙏🏻🙏🏻 PRAISE HIM
Thank you kings and kingsettes
11:16 Matt drops a doodoo
I really hope you get the Exercutive Producer of The Adam Friedland Show for the live cast. Or Dan Soder. Or Big Jay Oakerson.
Those would all be great guests but I wouldn’t consider them special.
Its wild shane pulled the "Uber Slip" and Matt pulled the "They wont quit telling you stories" it was like a Smooth pick and roll to Kareem.
Da Boyz! Matt and Shane. Bringing tha pain!
UA-cam has been crashing every 30 seconds after opening the app all day. The dawgs drop. UA-cam no crash. Thank you Fortuna. Thank you Lord.
The dawgz! Favorite time of the week!
I watch this episode for the ads sometimes 😂
In a deleted WARMODE episode the Dawgs interview a US army veteran who tells a story about a captured taliban insurgent that gets a train ran on him by the locals
I’m starting to suspect that Gardini is the one posting all of the praise for the intros. Also adding “who edits these Matt?”
Watching Shane and Matt describing two Fed created groups fighting each is so boomer.
What is not a fed group? desantis? Lex Fridman super fans?
MSSP is fed created.
So Grateful. for the Content. I've been relistening to Matt's Craigslist prank call. Gets me every time.
The LiveCast is a nice offering.
Which episode is that in? I want to go find it now?
@@AnxiousStacker It was on the Patreon. i think was called " THinking about starting these back up" its a craigslist prank call. OMG makes me want to join up again.
@@debbiesoff4019 oh damn, it sounds great but I'm not on the Patreon. Thanks buddy
I hope the Gillis Tower of Power happens and Shane buys out his parent's house.
I’ve been listening to podcasts for over 10 years, I haven’t listened to every podcast obviously, but this is the best intro of any ever obviously…WEST JIM WEST DESPERADO
The dawgs apparently don't know the difference between immigration and entering a country illegally.
Shane personifies- High School gym teacher/Assistant Wrestling Coach 😅
I wish you would put just one full version on Patreon its frustrating having to watch the first half on uoutube
Matt and Shane say, "DUDE," more than Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh from South Park, Colorado. It's contagious. Now I'm saying it.
"DUDE,"
The Dawgz always come in at the right time
Cool to hear Shane's been playing Mount & Blade, I've been playing that game since the beta launched a couple of years ago, its definitely become one of my top 5 favorite games of all time.
I wonder what kingdom he plays, I feel like he’s a Sturgia guy
Best ad reads in the business. Keep up the good work my dudes
Bless this podcast!
21:15 I now know the importance of a borrowed Ryobi Pole Saw
Wait I bought a ticket to a stream and not to view it in person?? Wtf
2:30 shane got him
My mother also exclusively watches HGTV. And you guys are spot on about those shows
1:06 picking the hair out of his shoe from whoever he stomped 😂😂
UA-cam continuously crashing during this bounty is a shame
Holy shit the guys shitting on Beardson Beardly lololololol
Episode 420!!🌬💨
The dawgz have secured the bag
Time to roll a fatty of the ol' Sensi and commune with my dawgs
Can we get a whole music video dedicated to that intro? Pure gold!!
Raycon is definitely going to be a reoccurring sponsor #drenched
Love Shane. Just wish he knew more about WW2 than what text books taught him.
Of course Matt knows what the Akashic records are