@@_Sj330 thanks, it was an interesting experience. I broke my neck and back, doing pretty well now. Humor, drugs and a young Asian surgeon kept me alive.
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading?" - Telling your parents you're gay. Luis definitely heard that joke more than the average fruit booter hahaha
47:30 There's an album by Cloudkicker called Beacons and all the song titles are final words from planes going down. Cloudkicker is just super talented guy named Ben Sharp who is a pilot himself. His music shreds. Highly recommend.
The one time i worked on a garage door under a chiropractic office. The doc told me " your back is like a house's foundation. You have to maintain the basement or else it will compromise the whole structure". Dude was spitting FACTS lolol
"Mom, he hurt my heart" Dude my ten year old nephew was getting yelled at during football practice and he said "Stop it you're hurting my heart" to his coach.
I know comments and recommendations on what to do for health and wellness is annoying but get a pull up bar and hang from it daily Matt, best way to open up the thoracic spine and scapula. 💪 ❤️
I take care of my early onset dad with Alzheimer's. It's advanced, to the point that you can't get a real cognizant response from him just yes and nos, and it's a terrible thing all around. People don't like to hear this, but I know others in simlae positions totally understand - there are quite a bit of times where I wished he just died. For him and myself as selfish as that may seem...but there is ZERO quality of life there. Will always take care of him as long as I can of course, but my dad as I knew him is gone. Why do we treat animals better than people? There is zero dignity, a lot of old people just get dumped into terrible places bc their family can't take care of them, or even worse they refuse to. My parents gave me a good life and raised me to treat older people with respect, so I literally can't fathom abandoning my dad if I am financially or physically capable of taking care of my own damn family Sorry this long ass yt comment is pretty gay, but so is Alzheimers/dementia
Completely agree with you my friend, we put the animals we love out of their misery if they are suffering... we need to start doing the same for our fellow human beings.
My father and I took care of my grandfather for the last years of his life when the dementia got really bad. I'll always remember my Dad putting the task on me that if he ever got like that I need to push him off a cliff. He was serious.
That plane crash in san diego was right near my high school and since it was directly over a residential urban area there were so many bodies and body parts strewn throughout the neighborhood that they used the basketball gym as a temporary morgue while they sorted through the wreckage and attempted to identify the passengers. I didn't go there at the time but my biology teacher was there that day and said the entire gym was flooded with an inch of blood and looked like a scene out of a horror movie. The gym's flooring had to be replaced because it was permanently stained from the blood.
I watched that Barstool clip Shane and I'm glad the way you took that little idiot trying to bait you into a fight. The new gen tries to act tough but then cries as soon as you hit them. Glad you are who you are. Can't wait to see you live brotha!
People are judging that Case Race like it was Martin Scorsese film or something. It was a bunch of dudes in a small room who got hammered WAY too fast. What did you think was gonna happen?
I love that so obviously they were just playing video games and decided "ahh it's time to pod" and matt put controller down beside him and picked up the mic
YAK fans love you. A lot of them just don't know how comedians are, especially in that environment but they'll get over it when they see this pod. Defend the title.
Why do people think Barstool is some holy grail? 99% of the time their shows are unlistenable, and then you have weird little interns offering a fight. It's such "Dudebro" nonsense.
@@johnflaherty810 it's all because a recent episode on barstool some Asian drank 6 American beers and wanted to fight shane.And the worst part was none of the other barstool guys did anything to diffuse the situation
Could Luis be the inspiration for David Cross's "rollerblading through the Chelsea Piers during 9/11" from his like 2003 album? Everything is coming full circle
Shane adopted a Make A Wish kid, ate him, and now he is that kid but without the terminal illness. He heard it’s better then adrenochrome and it looks like it really might actually be.
Imagine first feeling your emotions, the first time and trying grasp the feeling and what it means, now imagine your 3 years old. That’s kids. It’s takes so much patience. And sometimes it’s hard not to laugh
I cant get the image of Luis J. Gomez furiously rollerblading out of new york city to avoid 9/11 out of my head. "Oh shit doggy I gotta get out of here" *throws on the blades and aggressively rollerblades 30 miles during a national crisis*
Props to Matt for the Die Hard 4 shoutout. I kinda consider myself an expert on the series as gay as that sounds - simply because I use Die Hard 1-4 to fall asleep to every single night and have for the past 2 years now… say what you will but it puts me out like a light, no more brain-talkings when I’m all laid down for the evening!
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Luis J Gomez roller blading 30+ miles out of New York City during the 9/11 attack is probably one of the funniest things I ever heard
He told the story on skanks a long time ago. It's so funny hearing Big J hearing that story for the first time.
I was listening to O&As 9/11 episode on 9/11 this year and all I could think was "Luis J Gomez is just roller blading his ass off right now"
I really truly don't get it lol
I’ll get to laugh thinking about this at random for the rest of my life
“Alright doggy, let’s roll”
I was listening to this in the ICU and the one dude nurse was a fellow dawg. Praise God.
Hope your well
Nice! Spread the gospel.
@@_Sj330 thanks, it was an interesting experience. I broke my neck and back, doing pretty well now. Humor, drugs and a young Asian surgeon kept me alive.
@@austinmanuel500 God bless
Inshalla
This will forever be the best podcast. When the world ends let the MSSP live on forever in the ether.
@frizzle fry I'll send help
Brendan shaub doesn't think it is
hell yeah brother.
SODTAOE
@@Quietanarchy1 that fella is irrelevant, also his co host is a rapist...
The image of Shane with eyeliner on, red-faced hungover, explaining to Andrew Yang why he isn't racist gave me my first spit-take in years. Thanks.
I’m hoping the camera catches the beads of sweat rolling down Shane’s face.
He literally looks completely normal guys
@@ACarter87 honestly
Imagine no more, the video is on Andrew Yang's channel
Shane looks fine in the interview but it's funny to think of his mental state
Luis was rollerblading out of the city with Adam Friedland's dad.
Yes
Eddim ya gay and Luis is now your father
GOATED
"Adam I've met an ethnic gentleman and we're GAY!"
-Adams Dad
Edim I’m the South African rattlesnake
Luis J Gomez was the modern day Paul Revere, rollerblading from town to town yelling "The terrorists are coming!"
one if by land, two if by sea, a Puerto Rican on roller blades if by air.
"This lie that they call depression is just fermentation, it's people brewing in their own greatness, and then they emerge on the other side."
Sounded like some self help guru
@@HasanPikerIsADouche a shaman
Truly shamanic quote.
Automatic.
Matt: “He Pedro Revere’d”
🤣🤣🤣
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading?" - Telling your parents you're gay.
Luis definitely heard that joke more than the average fruit booter hahaha
Dildie BladeZ.
Human giant!!! Hespect my brotha
fruit boots is the fucking funniest term
I thought the benefit from rollerblading was that you no longer had to have “that talk….” Like tell them you have aids
@@michaelcolarusso7479they stole the good old fashioned fun skit from some kids on UA-cam
I can only hope Louis blading out of the city on 9/11 ends up being his “The Machine” story and we get a movie in 10 years
Why...so we can hear Brent try to take credit for "paving the way"
Well looks like brat got his movie
How tf did he make a movie out of what should’ve just been a kindof cool story 😂
So your telling me the start to every episode it's actually Luis hitting that sick stairset on the blades while escaping 9/11. I should've known!
Im gonna need your sources, but forrral thats the one thing i never got. Figured it was the shaman catching air. We all know he has mad hangtime
@Jase Jase lmao
🤣
Luis to this day doesn't know rollerblading is gay. He just talked about buying new rollerblades recently
Guys get him some fruit boots
The hardest part of rollerblading is coming out to your dad because he got stabbed to death.
Matts Dad had a rollerblade phase I’m sure. That was his Q+
and he told that story too.. without irony... he doesnt have a dad.. so let it go.
Wtf blading isn’t gay. What the hell is that junk
"Louis J. is a Streets of Rage character."
Goddamn. No homo, but I'd like to give McCusker an open mouthed kiss.
Streets of rage ruled
Just got my lunch break and this drops?? Fortuna truly blessed me!
Hail Paimon😂
Man, that intro got me fired up! Feeling real patriotic!
Luis J. pulled a Hackers move, he saved us all from the DaVinci virus on 9/11 he's an American hero and a champion
"I got 4 chest hairs and shes against all of them" 😂😂😂 why is that so funny.
Top notch intro as always
Shane calling himself the Goro of slamming beers is the best 😂
I'd quit my job if my boss said i couldn't watch this while painting.
hell yeah
You mean couldn’t *
Cool sentence
@@LiterallyGod thank you God
why not just watch and paint? ?
Needed this episode going thru a tough break up atm thanks for helping keep my chin up Shane gardini much love from Texas
How ya doin now?
Many blessings to all tha dawgz
47:30 There's an album by Cloudkicker called Beacons and all the song titles are final words from planes going down. Cloudkicker is just super talented guy named Ben Sharp who is a pilot himself. His music shreds. Highly recommend.
Thats sick
Matt nailed it. Luis is a Streets of Rage character lol.
This is a killer episode. I'm crying from "like a demon reaching up"
The one time i worked on a garage door under a chiropractic office. The doc told me " your back is like a house's foundation. You have to maintain the basement or else it will compromise the whole structure". Dude was spitting FACTS lolol
Luis on rollerblades is so funny 😂
Some say that's him at the intro of every episode on his way out of town
There's a non-zero chance that he skitched off Manhattan and I would love to know that he was in full protective gear wearing 19/2000 drip. 🤣
"Mom, he hurt my heart" Dude my ten year old nephew was getting yelled at during football practice and he said "Stop it you're hurting my heart" to his coach.
Get em some roller blades
Articulate kid
I have a feeling hes skinny and plays backup right guard
My buddies little brother growing up got mad and yelled at him "I don't love you anymore" , classic lil dude angst
That's adorable
I know comments and recommendations on what to do for health and wellness is annoying but get a pull up bar and hang from it daily Matt, best way to open up the thoracic spine and scapula. 💪 ❤️
Screw that guy Cheah at barstool! We love you Shane !
Holy shit was that painful to watch, ditch those bums at barstool Shane for the love of god
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull case race pt. 2
Barstool stinks
WhATs Ur OrDeR
Shane clearly using them to take fans it is what it eeeees
So grateful for the section of this pod where you talked about breakups, going thru it this week and it was nice to get some laughs out. Thanks Boys
I take care of my early onset dad with Alzheimer's. It's advanced, to the point that you can't get a real cognizant response from him just yes and nos, and it's a terrible thing all around. People don't like to hear this, but I know others in simlae positions totally understand - there are quite a bit of times where I wished he just died. For him and myself as selfish as that may seem...but there is ZERO quality of life there. Will always take care of him as long as I can of course, but my dad as I knew him is gone.
Why do we treat animals better than people? There is zero dignity, a lot of old people just get dumped into terrible places bc their family can't take care of them, or even worse they refuse to. My parents gave me a good life and raised me to treat older people with respect, so I literally can't fathom abandoning my dad if I am financially or physically capable of taking care of my own damn family
Sorry this long ass yt comment is pretty gay, but so is Alzheimers/dementia
Completely agree with you my friend, we put the animals we love out of their misery if they are suffering... we need to start doing the same for our fellow human beings.
God bless you brother
Hang in there dawg 🤝
God bless you fella.
My father and I took care of my grandfather for the last years of his life when the dementia got really bad. I'll always remember my Dad putting the task on me that if he ever got like that I need to push him off a cliff. He was serious.
Many blessings to all my dawgs from the US .
Matt is just fantastic. Glad I’m not the only one weighed down with weird ass thoughts all the time.
That plane crash in san diego was right near my high school and since it was directly over a residential urban area there were so many bodies and body parts strewn throughout the neighborhood that they used the basketball gym as a temporary morgue while they sorted through the wreckage and attempted to identify the passengers. I didn't go there at the time but my biology teacher was there that day and said the entire gym was flooded with an inch of blood and looked like a scene out of a horror movie. The gym's flooring had to be replaced because it was permanently stained from the blood.
I'd bet someone hung one of the severed arms off one of the hoops, for a goof.
I love Shane's recklessness. He acts as if getting cancelled is like getting chicken pox, he's immune now lol
😂
Did you know chicken pox is herpies and you don’t become immune you just have it forever
Andrew Yang vouches for everything Shane says now 👍🏻
"i hate the fact that they can't rise to the sublime heights of pure thought with me" damn me too
Luis J Gomez rollerblading out of the city on 9/11 while the towers were falling made me burst out laughing as i was helping a customer at work.
“Yeah I was just laughing at this fruit-booter giving New York the ‘Puerto Rican Goodbye’ on 9/11.”
I am dying laughing at the rollerblading story.
I watched that Barstool clip Shane and I'm glad the way you took that little idiot trying to bait you into a fight. The new gen tries to act tough but then cries as soon as you hit them. Glad you are who you are. Can't wait to see you live brotha!
Say your order!
Just got off a nine hour shift time to rejoice with our sacred dawgs, amen
haha that opening video of the dude screwing up the Star Spangled Banner is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while
Hopped on break at work, saw there was a new ep from the dawgz. How good is our god.
100 episodes ago (301 fat sparta) Matt was talking about the bruger method in the intro and now again. They have come full circle
Shane’s Silver impression is the true feldawg
222
@@slidethedoss239 wait a minute, your favourite number is 222, mine is 22...
Camping in the 9th Ward is the best reality show never made.
9th Ward. Automatic. Still is.
The Barstool Case Race truly was one of the worst things I've ever watched. Even The Big Kahuna couldn't save it.
Bummer dude,that whole thing was fucked up.Shane doesn't deserve that shit .barstool is wack now anyways except a few
And then going to a bar with Feitelberg afterward is an unfortunate double whammy.
@@jimkelly7908 idk sounds like shane feels abit different then the Dawgs on this one.But the lads are fired up
@@jimkelly7908 AND Lil Sas, I wish i was a fly on the wall to have watched that outing
Smoking crack in a bathroom and then getting reverse cowgirled is my idea of living. Preach Shaman.
This was one of the best episodes of MSSP. Most casts have fallen off so hard by episode 400 but the dawgz are keeping it a hunna
People are judging that Case Race like it was Martin Scorsese film or something. It was a bunch of dudes in a small room who got hammered WAY too fast. What did you think was gonna happen?
Congrats on not running the little fella through several walls before your momentum slowed. Incredible restraint.
I love that so obviously they were just playing video games and decided "ahh it's time to pod" and matt put controller down beside him and picked up the mic
YAK fans love you. A lot of them just don't know how comedians are, especially in that environment but they'll get over it when they see this pod. Defend the title.
I just finished the audio version and was hoping the intro would be the guy singing the National anthem. Thanks dawgz
It's rumored Pete's dad waved to Luis that day.
Bless lady fortuna and all the dawgz. Thank you kings for thy contents
That hour FLEW by. Love the flow-state conversation.
They have a real stream of consciousness
All hail the Shaman and His Bull. All hail Joemerica
Why do people think Barstool is some holy grail? 99% of the time their shows are unlistenable, and then you have weird little interns offering a fight. It's such "Dudebro" nonsense.
I’ve only seen complaints about the stool on here. No one here thinks they are good.
mssp is dudebro nonsense. barstool is something far, far worse
I don’t even understand what their shows are. Haven’t ever been interested in watching longer than like 5 mins even when shane is a guest.
At least Matt and Shane are self aware. Barstool is literally like every R-Worded kid at your high school won the lottery.
@@johnflaherty810 it's all because a recent episode on barstool some Asian drank 6 American beers and wanted to fight shane.And the worst part was none of the other barstool guys did anything to diffuse the situation
shaners ran through some nose beers this weekend lets go
Shane is peaking. Case race was hilarious. You guys are hilarious
I can't breathe from that intro, holy shit gardini
Lemorp has a nice set of pipes
Watching this with no sound in a Uber , cracking up at Shane's face and Matt talking about posture
that's literally the wrong way to consume podcasts
I hope Shane and the 432hz Shaman both go on Rogies pod someday
Was it everything you hoped for?
@cloudbloom so whatd ya think
@@nev12345678910 absolute power move from the boys🤌
Shane you are the man! “After the woo pig swooie” that is gonna be the chant lol
I'm a Razorback, that's called "Calling the Hogs". Or Hawgs. Or Dawgs
Could Luis be the inspiration for David Cross's "rollerblading through the Chelsea Piers during 9/11" from his like 2003 album? Everything is coming full circle
Noice reference
Shane adopted a Make A Wish kid, ate him, and now he is that kid but without the terminal illness. He heard it’s better then adrenochrome and it looks like it really might actually be.
For real this cast needs to be animated more than any other in the game. It would be the greatest.
GOD BLESS THE DAWGS
Imagine first feeling your emotions, the first time and trying grasp the feeling and what it means, now imagine your 3 years old. That’s kids. It’s takes so much patience. And sometimes it’s hard not to laugh
Best part about having COVID is being home for the freshly fresh casts
Lol I’m in the same boat
Can a dawg get a supercut of all of mssp's intros?
this is the best conversation i have ever dropped in on.
“Think about it, everyone would forgive us”
Shane circa 2022
Spirit got crushed hard at work today, 32:11 hit home hard haha bless the dawgz
Matt looks like the adult version of a kid who struck out in Fn kickball. And it’s hilarious. Mostly because it’s an impossibility
Thank God for the bros and the knowledge I received from the spinal talk, I'm 37 years old and apparently can't use my back properly either.
Bros if you see the PRs strap on the blades… you know it’s time to roll baby
Jesus Christ the Luis story floors me Puerto Rican Paul reviere 😂😂😂
Yes sir, bless Shane and protect him at all costs.
Shane talks about enjoying fireworks in this episode but he's previously talked about hating fireworks in an earlier ep
He was talking about people doing there own fire works , he's said he enjoys professional fireworks before
nah the intro is absolutely hilarious
I cant get the image of Luis J. Gomez furiously rollerblading out of new york city to avoid 9/11 out of my head. "Oh shit doggy I gotta get out of here" *throws on the blades and aggressively rollerblades 30 miles during a national crisis*
Like a Puerto Rican Gump.
Dude... there's my car 🤣🤣🤣
Helllll yeahhhh new pod baby
Who are these two muscle-bound freaks replacing Matt and Shane?
That room where y'all are recording looks comfortable. Like a living room and an office at the same time
Wolverine vs Hulk reference? Shane is truly a full blown dork
MSSP is the only thing that gets me rock hard.
Same I got no T
6:00 The beginning of the Luis J Gomez rollerblade escape from 9/11. . .
"One of the last things some of those heroes saw was a fat Puerto Rican dude roller blading out of the city"
Props to Matt for the Die Hard 4 shoutout. I kinda consider myself an expert on the series as gay as that sounds - simply because I use Die Hard 1-4 to fall asleep to every single night and have for the past 2 years now… say what you will but it puts me out like a light, no more brain-talkings when I’m all laid down for the evening!
Legend is Lois J Gomez rollerbladed through blood and bone to escape the city and has not stopped rollerblading yet. He’s in Northern Canada.
Matt and Shane = Studs
I fell asleep to another episode and woke up to this one after having dreams I was in a plane crash and obsessed with golf
I'm working backwards and this is the best episode so far I think
Matt just solved my back problem for me
DROP THE PATREON DAMMIT
Episode shot me into a theta state of laughter