This is the first time I've had the self-control to wait for the extended version! Cheers to comment on last week's vid for the motivation. Cheers for the upload, legend.
Definitely one of the better hosts. And proving that it's not simply about being professional, which she clearly is, but that having a rapport with the panel adds a lot to the show. She's up there with Jo Brand, Martin Clunes and Alexander Armstrong.
I checked and Ivo Graham did go to Eton. I'm also sure that he did not look at the TV through a Quality Street wrapper to make it look like colour. Mainly because by the time he was old enough to go there it was 2003.
@bina nocht And you had to be ill to get your mum to buy it - at least I did. I was amazed how long it took them to spot that was a poor marketing strategy.
In this episode, Paul runs it with Trumpy and Fuckwagon and his yellow wrapper TV story. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Ian was on his game as well. Also, love Victoria as a host and I was thrilled to see Ivo out and about! All-in-all, a brilliant show! Thanks guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love Victoria! "Thatcher would be turning in her grave. If that were possible. Which it isn't. Because of the wooden stake." "The modern woke agenda is ruining the traditions of Christmas. This year they'll even have a man delivering the Queen's speech."
I highly recommend watching the video of the fishing scandal reveal with the original audio. It's hilarious. a million expletives. Im not surprised they muted it on the bbc ahaha. "Do i have to open a police report?"
Paul obsessing over that woman crossing the road was seriously hilarious. Though it's clear he doesn't understand those two images aren't from a single stationary camera, but rather from two separate collections of street images gathered years apart. (His point still stands though: the odds aren't "astronomical" or even necessarily "newsworthy"-- drive by the same place at roughly the same time and some things are bound to be the same.)
@@Kate-lk6tw He *obviously* didn't. But that also means he has the excuse of not having the full information. You don't. It's not about where you stand at a crossing. It's that a camera car had to be driving past that same exact crossing at the same exact time that that same exact woman was waiting to use it. It was statistically rare intersection of factors.
As I'm watching this months later, and don't have the exact dates of her tenure in mind (especially because I'm not British), that remark quite confused me for the couple next questions that all centered on her as the PM. 😅
Love the reaction of disgust by the audience and panel at the piece about the National Trust and the bickies. Not the biggest story here, granted but so nice to see the reaction. What a mean, penny-pinching attitude.
Too right! Let's not forget the Nestle CEO several years back saying access to water was not a fundamental human right, and that water should have a market value attached to it (i.e. be privatised).
Remember when nestlé were caught out selling sub-standard Infant Formula and it was banned in the west? So of course nestlé sold it all off to 3rd world countries.
I remember that we used to save the cellophane Christmas paper, the red blue and green stuff to past onto the tv to give it some semblance of colour ... A common thing we all did in the early sixties and late 50's. I'm sure most did that sort of thing.
We did it in the 80s with our tiny b and w tv... just held it up to our eyes though. And we made mittle matchbox tvs with little people stuck on matches that you could wiggle about inside 😂
Olde Quality Street in a metal container with jewel toned sweets, New Quality Street, waxy paper sweet wrappers in a plastic container. How? is this better? for the Environment? People are more likely to reuse a Quality Street tin, and as Paul said, reuse the jewel tone wrappers to make Lighting Gels, clear packing tape and wrappers laid out on the tape. the new wrappers are landfill fill.
The container has been plastic for a long while now, you frame it as though they changed to plastic for sustainability reasons. But yes, paper and wax wrappers will degrade much better in the environment (and into less harmful things) than plastic wrappers. Definitely the plastic container isn’t good though.
@bina nocht possibly, but the boxes are much more likely to a) be put in the recycling by customers, and b) be recycled. They’re also much more likely to get blown away from landfills and people littering, so it does make some sense to target the wrappers over the box. Though again, they definitely should swap over to something like cardboard.
Lighting gels? :) A filament bulb would melt them very quickly, and colour-changing LEDs are cheap. The new wrappers are biodegradable. The box has been plastic for some time, and is still reusable.
That Musk robot moves worse than the robot that was on QI about fifteen years ago so if they finally get it to move they still got a decade and a half of catching up to do
@@mick8473 but in case your reading skills are below a third grader in 2007, that's fifteen years ago, Honda developed a robot called Asimo that walked and even ran better than that Musk piece of crap
Very sporting of Isabel Hardman show up for this one, knowing that the party her comic supports would be getting a pasting. The 64 million dollar question across the land? How can a face as beautiful as this belong to a Tory?
If each individual Quality Street chocolate has its own wrapping machine, do they sell a machine one it's wrapped that chocolate, or is the machine recycled?
This is the first time I've had the self-control to wait for the extended version! Cheers to comment on last week's vid for the motivation. Cheers for the upload, legend.
I just watch both
back in the day - always waited
UA-cam doesn't really help by spam recommending you the shorter version
Especially difficult with Victoria at the helm
I always wait for the extended version, but when it’s VCM I’ll just watch both
Definitely one of the better hosts. And proving that it's not simply about being professional, which she clearly is, but that having a rapport with the panel adds a lot to the show. She's up there with Jo Brand, Martin Clunes and Alexander Armstrong.
She's boring.
Also Kirsty Young and Steph McGovern.
Absolutely delightful! Thanks again for sharing the joy.
"Because of the wooden stake." It is my new favorite line.
The delivery! **chefs kiss**
The way Victoria said "Good night" as she takes off her glasses... Oh be still, my heart!
When she does that David knows "it's on tonight"
About the quality street wrapper and black and white TV. Paul is right. We did it with lucozade wrappers and taped it to the screen. 😂 good times.
Yep
Purple wrapper though.
I checked and Ivo Graham did go to Eton. I'm also sure that he did not look at the TV through a Quality Street wrapper to make it look like colour. Mainly because by the time he was old enough to go there it was 2003.
@bina nocht And you had to be ill to get your mum to buy it - at least I did. I was amazed how long it took them to spot that was a poor marketing strategy.
The world is coming to an end: Ian isn't the one that's befuddled by modern society any more!! It's Paul!
Ian has never really been befuddled by modern society. Just appalled.
In this episode, Paul runs it with Trumpy and Fuckwagon and his yellow wrapper TV story. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Ian was on his game as well. Also, love Victoria as a host and I was thrilled to see Ivo out and about! All-in-all, a brilliant show! Thanks guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oh my stars that was hilarious! Victoria is a brilliant host.
I love Victoria!
"Thatcher would be turning in her grave. If that were possible. Which it isn't. Because of the wooden stake."
"The modern woke agenda is ruining the traditions of Christmas. This year they'll even have a man delivering the Queen's speech."
You know shes jsut reading a screen with the jokes written on it. 😅
@@Padraigp
Every good comedian knows, it's all in the delivery.
Thank you from America!
Really enjoyed seeing Isabel Hardman for the first time--she's very funny.
Thank you so much for uploading Have I Got News For You…the only show on TV worth watching 🙂
Loved seeing Ian Hislop crack up Ivo Graham with his "Venerable Bede" joke. The edit made it appear Ivo was the only one who got it.
Which may have been accurate…
for some reason I read your comment in Ian Hislop's voice. In my head I mean, not out loud.
@@eastvandb and now my brain will only read yours in Paul Merton's.
@@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567
I won't complain!
@@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567 -- So you're hearing voices? Not a good sign! 😁
This is one of the best episodes I've watched. Hilarious 😂
Thank you for posting!
Thoroughly enjoyable in this version!
Thanks for uploading. I’ve been waiting for this one.
Victoria is a delight as always.
In what way?
@@jonhohensee3258 In so many ways...
@@zapfanzapfan She's blah.
Rees Mogg´s label was tied on by nanny, like WW2 evacuee children had labels attached to their coat lapels in case, presumably, they got lost.
28:55 - possibly Victoria Coren Mitchell's greatest delivery of a joke ever. 🤣🤣🤣
One of the best - a delight.
Thanks so much for posting.
Victoria is intelligent, witty and looks totally gorgeous, David is a lucky man.
Thank you so much for the upload
Thank you for the upload
I laughed so hard at this one. That woman's picture story really got to Paul!
Quality street wrappers!
Finally a subject i'm interested in
Top quality! Thanks for upload.
This was a good one
I used the purple one, more realistic than the yellow.
David Mitchell is a lucky man! Mrs Mitchell is a treasure-intelligent, witty and gorgeous.
All that & probably quite rich- what with all the Poker.
Really funny this one. Thanks for the upload!
Thank you. Appreciated
Quality pet, cheers for the upload
great thanks, this was a good one
Damn! Ian is on fire in this one!
X-D
1:11 well Victoria was early by a week but here we are
I love VCM
I highly recommend watching the video of the fishing scandal reveal with the original audio. It's hilarious. a million expletives. Im not surprised they muted it on the bbc ahaha. "Do i have to open a police report?"
Victoria is correct. Cache is one syllable, cachet two.
Paul obsessing over that woman crossing the road was seriously hilarious. Though it's clear he doesn't understand those two images aren't from a single stationary camera, but rather from two separate collections of street images gathered years apart.
(His point still stands though: the odds aren't "astronomical" or even necessarily "newsworthy"-- drive by the same place at roughly the same time and some things are bound to be the same.)
The first time I get, but to repeatedly hammer on about it... 🙄 Just... ugg..
He does understand that, is obvious. His point was, regardless of camera, date, or the passing of time, that is where you stand at a crossing!
@@Kate-lk6tw He *obviously* didn't. But that also means he has the excuse of not having the full information. You don't.
It's not about where you stand at a crossing. It's that a camera car had to be driving past that same exact crossing at the same exact time that that same exact woman was waiting to use it. It was statistically rare intersection of factors.
Aw thanks, that was great!
Kwazimodo decided that 45p was better than his P45.
10:30 VCM slams, then again and again she jams!
Isabel Hardman is very funny. She has a great smile. Pretty too.
16:56 "you don't understand, do you?"
I felt this lol
One of the best🎉
Dog food boss regularly wraps dog food in yellow cellophane you can watch TV through
The ex Prime Minister. Good one, Ian. How little you knew when you said that...
As I'm watching this months later, and don't have the exact dates of her tenure in mind (especially because I'm not British), that remark quite confused me for the couple next questions that all centered on her as the PM. 😅
Finally, '80's style new wave haircuts are back!
Love the reaction of disgust by the audience and panel at the piece about the National Trust and the bickies. Not the biggest story here, granted but so nice to see the reaction. What a mean, penny-pinching attitude.
🌞 Thanks! 🌷 🇸🇪
It's surprising that Ian Hislop has gotten on with the times better than Paul Merton.
Merton famously doesn't have a phone, but yeah, of the two of them, you'd've thunk it was the other!
I'd watch Victoria in anything
Or indeed in nothing at all
@@wich1 time for a cold shower, gentlemen.
@@mikewhitcombe101 yes, a nice shower with Victoria is a very good idea. Though I think she’d rather appreciate a hot one
@@wich1 🙄😂
Best show on tv
Just under three minutes and this is already gold! (ever for me a Dutchman
I very much doubt that each quality street has it's own wrapping machine. That would mean millions of machines!!
"Aubergine aubergine chair leg"
Chair leg?!? I must have heard it wrong?
I dont understand the chair leg part either
Google images of "Queen Victoria chair leg."
@@ellav7812 I don't understand any of it......
🍆 🍆 💺 🪑 🦵 🦿 .... I assume? 😂
David Mitchel is a very lucky person.
he punches way above his weight.
He truly is indeed
@@raistormrs Come on........he is adorable.
@@sharonmullins1957 he is, but vcm is very pretty and smart, he is not in her league, but I love them together
Obligatory comment 🙂
Concerning quality street sweets… one shouldn’t buy nestlé products anyway. Recyclable or not.
Too right! Let's not forget the Nestle CEO several years back saying access to water was not a fundamental human right, and that water should have a market value attached to it (i.e. be privatised).
Remember when nestlé were caught out selling sub-standard Infant Formula and it was banned in the west? So of course nestlé sold it all off to 3rd world countries.
@@DanDownunda8888who had no potable water to mix it with. Absolute disgrace
If the googlemaps car drove through the HIGNFY studio, how many times would the photos be the same?
.Thanks.
Back of the net!
That chap from Eton just hid the whole show.
39:36 is the most british tv clip in existence
Particularly Victoria's outrage!
They should trigger Paul Merton more often. He's been half asleep the last few series.
Since it's Nestle who says those wrappers are " recyclable" - some plastic, despite the makers claims, are not.
Can you imagine if a Labour leader laughed at the queen's funeral
JC Moggs in a brothel hahah lmho,a victorian one though
The lady in the traffic light really made some mind damage to everyone involved, including me.
Surely King Charles wouldn't be so silly as to have his coronation on the same day as the FA Cup final?
As it turns out, he wasn't.
That’s why they moved it. To his grandson’s birthday.
I don't think Paul understands what Google Street view is!
bring the cherries back!
I’ve never seen anyone that angry at google map photos
Who watches the standard and extended version ?
I say, Victoria is delicious
Smart, Funny, Pretty, and she loves poker? gotta love VCM
Who, or what, is Pete Sir Express?
HIGNFY is on a high with Liz Truss!
I still don't understand what Veronica means by Pete sir express!
16:16 I seriously doubt that... each kind of, prolly, but not "each individual" (that'd mean millions of machines each day!)!
I remember that we used to save the cellophane Christmas paper, the red blue and green stuff to past onto the tv to give it some semblance of colour ... A common thing we all did in the early sixties and late 50's. I'm sure most did that sort of thing.
We did it in the 80s with our tiny b and w tv... just held it up to our eyes though. And we made mittle matchbox tvs with little people stuck on matches that you could wiggle about inside 😂
Jake Berry looks like a politician created by AI except the nose and mouth are still being morphed into facial features
Olde Quality Street in a metal container with jewel toned sweets, New Quality Street, waxy paper sweet wrappers in a plastic container. How? is this better? for the Environment? People are more likely to reuse a Quality Street tin, and as Paul said, reuse the jewel tone wrappers to make Lighting Gels, clear packing tape and wrappers laid out on the tape. the new wrappers are landfill fill.
The container has been plastic for a long while now, you frame it as though they changed to plastic for sustainability reasons. But yes, paper and wax wrappers will degrade much better in the environment (and into less harmful things) than plastic wrappers. Definitely the plastic container isn’t good though.
@bina nocht possibly, but the boxes are much more likely to a) be put in the recycling by customers, and b) be recycled. They’re also much more likely to get blown away from landfills and people littering, so it does make some sense to target the wrappers over the box. Though again, they definitely should swap over to something like cardboard.
@bina nocht - Different types of plastic. The box is probably recyclable. And can still be reused, just like the metal ones.
Lighting gels? :) A filament bulb would melt them very quickly, and colour-changing LEDs are cheap. The new wrappers are biodegradable.
The box has been plastic for some time, and is still reusable.
That Musk robot moves worse than the robot that was on QI about fifteen years ago so if they finally get it to move they still got a decade and a half of catching up to do
Catch up with what?
@@mick8473 can't you read English it says it right there
@@mick8473 but in case your reading skills are below a third grader in 2007, that's fifteen years ago, Honda developed a robot called Asimo that walked and even ran better than that Musk piece of crap
@@fisherking7798 Sorry I didn't realise the QI Robot was for sale. I doubt its batteries will be a patch on today's tech though.
Wow, forgive me, how gorgeous…loved the crinkle tin roof jokes..
"You can stop living your normal life, or you can get a job that pays more."
🤦♂️🤨
Seriously, "Who is he?"😒
VCM - continuing to give awkward men hope
If you have seen GOOD OMENS, you might recognize Anna Maxwell Martin--the host today--as Beelzebub. The buzz in the voice is a clue.
🍍🍍🍍
You completely missed the fat bear voting scandal. And no -- I am not creative enough to make that up.
Did 747 lose because someone slipped him some diet pills?
Victoria Mitchell is insanely hot
One shouldn't use the term 'thinking man's totty' but with Victoria and Isabel...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Kwarteng is gone
1:06 Those Yip-Yips on the elevator was from 2016.
Queen Margherita? She's not a pizza.
Queen Margrethe. 👸
Very sporting of Isabel Hardman show up for this one, knowing that the party her comic supports would be getting a pasting. The 64 million dollar question across the land? How can a face as beautiful as this belong to a Tory?
Daughter of an aristocrat
£ove is mysterious...
If each individual Quality Street chocolate has its own wrapping machine, do they sell a machine one it's wrapped that chocolate, or is the machine recycled?
It's very weird to hear someone read out the name of your Queen, Margrethe, as "Margarita", like she's a pizza or a drink.
The real question is: why did you name your queen after a pizza?
They're all just variations on the same word, anyway (meaning "pearl").
@@RFC-3514 The pizza is named after a queen, though. Queen of Italy, Margherita of Savoy.
Nah, it’s not weird. You’re weird. They are English.