"An abortion bill?!" *Bill from Schoolhouse Rock puts on a fedora* "Perry the Abortion Bill?!" *Bill does the Platypus growl* "Okay, okay, I'll look at the bill! I only said I needed to golf because of a childhood trauma that resulted in a need to take over the tri-state area! Can't you just let me have this one thing? Sheesh!"
“It’s tradition, When the lights go out we fight” Ahh my childhood summers summed up perfectly😂 Florida and Loui are so accurate sometimes it’s not even funny.
Greaaaaat now they won’t just be coming here to trash out mountains, and drive like ass, they’re gonna be here for legal weed, and legal abortions. Jesus Texas, how are we more of a free state than yall?
@@InvaderKush In Florida we have a saying, Laws are only suggestions. And they’re only laws if you get caught breaking them😁 Idk how many people I know who smoke weed going down the road😂 At least abortion is still legal here 🤷🏻♂️
Well, voodoo is still legal in new orleans. You can practice it at any time, just not in cemeteries or blood rituals. Not after the bodies and caskets started floating in flood waters. That's why we use cement over graves now. The keep the caskets down there during floods.
I genuinely hate to agree with Florida... but who doesn't stack +2s? My entire family has been doing it for years! Edit: I seem to have started quite the discussion.
The no stacking +2s rule doesnt make sense and the cowards that made the game know it. There was an officially licensed DS game in the early 2000s where you could stack +2s
I was a farmhand in southern WA for a few years before the pandemic. First time I ever met an actual KKK member..... and my family is from Arkansas! That's saying something!
Okay, activism student here. Washington just exhibited an excellent use of rhetoric. I couldn't detect pathos (since I'm not sure how much Texas cares about the character of a liberal state), but his economic argument combined logos (an appeal to the logic of abortions contributing to the job market) with ethos (an appeal to conservative ethics in regards to creating jobs and fostering economic growth). And "meet him where he is" is just another term for finding a commonplace: something important to your audience that you can use to link them to your argument. Given the fact that most political commentators (and in this case, DC and Cali) are far more confrontational (which, while cathartic, is not very effective), this is refreshing.
@Coding Crusader reading their analysis on the rhetorical devices used was nice… why are you dragging them down for something they mentioned once? they didn’t even talk about jobs and stuff, dude, calm down lol.
washington, oregon and texas are long standing buisness partners, the motif at least is continued trade and the successive generation of culture of understanding between the two state. Hope this helps.
I wouldn't be surprised if our OK Republican idiot politicians didn't try to do the same thing, unless they could think up something even worse to try.
DAN!!! also the uno bit hurt me in my soul. The game ends too quick if you don’t stack draw 2s and the power’s out for several hours minimum normally so you gotta keep it going somehow 😂
I kinda was hoping to see “Every Woman in America” beat the snot out of Texas, but then I remembered these characters are all played by the same person… and that would be tricky to film😂
There was a anime I watched called hetalia which is about every country as a person interacting with each other, are you skits based on it or did you come up with it on your own?
Ha glad I am not the only one who came from the hetalia fan base but also I am now getting war flashbacks to that specific part of the fan base and oof 😂
@@Ben_Brainard to sum it up, it's like if the United Nations was a high school classroom, along with many other historical backgrounds. Also that skit you did with the first 13 colonies and mass texting RI happened in hetalia too (just not the exact story) basically USA used a laptop to google in 1963 to find the nearest route to europe
If they're not careful they'll get a HERicane. They have really ticked a lot of women and girls, and even some men off with this massively restrictive bill.
This one continues to make me laugh and smile, then get really sad, despite having seen it a dozen times or more 😂❤😂❤😂 I always love the interaction between FL and LA! Best besties to ever bestie! I live in Texas. I’ve had at least 3 pregnancies, 2 of which ended in a miscarriage. There was once when I was younger where the ER said I *may* have had a miscarriage but by the time I got to the ER they couldn’t tell for sure. Then I had a “most likely a miscarriage,” followed a few years later by, “I’m so sorry, the pregnancy isn’t viable. The baby should have a heartbeat and doesn’t, and it’s not growing anymore. We need to do a D&C for your safety (sorry, Google it if you want details. Basically they had to go in and remove my dead baby. Well, technically he was never alive as his heart never started, but that’s not how it felt to the lady who wanted to be a mom more than anything in this universe!) in the next week.” Then I got pregnant again six months later and finally carried my Little to a safe delivery date. I almost killed myself trying to get pregnant and keep that child in the womb until they could safely be delivered because I love all children, wanted them more than anything, and valued having one so much I’m willing to risk my life to make it happen. *I am still Pro-Choice!!* Pregnancy is so hard. It’s so rough. *It can literally kill you!* That’s a normal pregnancy, not one with trauma associated like r@pe. No one should be forced to go through the physical and emotional trauma that is pregnancy if they’re not able to handle it! Also! If I had another miscarriage with these new laws after my pregnancy is announced not only do I have to go through the emotional trauma of a miscarriage, I could be investigated by the f**king police for murder. Wonderful idea, Texas.
My mom is about as conservative as they come. But she's so mad at the 6 week timeframe, I thought she was going to have a stroke when we talked about it 😅
@@whitsend11 According to an ObGyn I trust, the bill was written in with language that makes no sense to anyone who has studied how human eggs develop into babies. An embryo develops cardiac electrical activity that can be detected some time around 6 weeks of pregnancy (4 weeks after the egg was released from the ovary), but the heart forms later. Mama Doctor Jones made a terrific video about it: "ObGyn Explains Abortion Ban in Texas"
Unless you are [speaks northeast] you! While playing uno or any game when you have no power you’re not playing it right! The bloopers are always the best🤣
I can confirm as a Washtonian this is how we'd go about convincing Texas it was a bad idea "Your docs lost jobs, and you women will go to New Mexico for medical check ups."
Oh my god... you need to point out that a Massachusetts bar, Grendel's Den, may have a previous supreme court ruling that will be able to shut down the Texas law. Supreme Court set precedent when they ruled in 1982 for the Bar.
That sounds intriguing. I don't know how a bar in MA can shut down a law forcing women to have babies in TX, but if it will help those women and young girls, go for it. Republicans really think outside the box pulling crazy shenanigans with the law to get their way. It's past time it got done back to them.
@@rhodawatkins4516 Basically it was about the fact that Mass. At the time delegated Veto power for a liquor licence to a private group such as a church. So it was up to the church to grant a license, which they then used to enforce their own beliefs in determining who got what. In an 8-1 opinion by Chief Justice Warren Burger, the Supreme Court in 1982 held that such veto power could easily be invoked for religious, ideological, or other illicit reasons that could well be undetectable, making the scheme unconstitutional on its face. Basically meaning that the STATE CAN NOT DELEGATE POWER TO NON STATE OFFICIALS...Especcially when those powers can allow for a person to use their religous beliefs against others. As with the Massachusetts liquor law, the Texas abortion law delegates quintessentially governmental power to private parties.. Thus they are violating the Supreme Courts decision.
What you need to do is next time the north east states are fighting (which is all the time) is invite Ireland and Italy to the table because their basically their parents
@@msmaria5039 well technically some (New York was founded by the Dutch and my home state New Jersey was founded by the Swedes). But the populations of the northeast states is made up largely of Irish and Italian immigrants
Our Florida tradition during a hurricane is have a Hurricane party, the drink hurricane. Get drunk, play card games, then fight. Not always in that order.
HOLY SHIT i wasnt expecting _Dan_ to be here- great episode as always edit: okay ive had an idea for oregon. almost all of our state is red, with the exception of major cities Eugene and Portland, who are blue. i was thinking about cali/texas/florida spilt personalities and thought about how you could do that for oregon too-
Love love love this post. I've never not played uno with draw 2 stacking. Women should not be villainized when it's clear that government doesn't actually care about anything other than control. Got power back after 10 days. Helped my baby bro replace the bit of ceiling that collapsed yesterday after he spent 2 weeks at the fire station. Very grateful damage to his and Mami's homes wasn't worse.
As a Washingtononian I approve this video!! To the women of Texas, bodily integrity including a woman's rights to her body are in the Washington State Constitution.
@@andrewlechner6343 What about them? No one, of any age, has the right to use a body or parts of a body they do not own without the owner’s explicit and continued consent. Once consent is revoked, they lose the right to use that body. You can’t legally be forced to donate blood to your own newborn child even if you’re the ONLY possible match and that baby will die on the spot without it. You can’t take organs from a corpse to save someone’s life unless that person left explicit instructions behind stating they volunteered to donate those organs upon their death. If you’re going to insist that an embryo be given the same rights as a born human person, then it must be held to the same rules as well.
@@rekkariley652 the way I see it, when you have sex you are agreeing to the possibility of getting pregnant(under normal circumstances) and part of that agreement is to allow the child to live. It is the same concept as jail, you can be punished for a single moment of folly. I know comparing pregnancy with crimes is weird but they are different sides of the same coin. If I stabbed someone I can go to jail for years even if I regretted it afterwards so if a woman has sex and then gets pregnant she should be able to be held to a similar condition(again under certain circumstances). We can not have fundamental rules be diffrent base on how we want them at any given time because they are what keeps the world from turning upside down.
Amazing, as always!! You have the perfect way of boiling down huge chaotic issues into something we can all show idiots, and Elders what the problem is, and have them understand....😄😄😄
I appreciate the hurricane argument. Lol . That's not what I'd expect but I love how New York and Jersey got sucked in . That was hilarious. Thank you. Coming from a person from southeast Louisiana that still dont have electricity yet😂
“You just told the voodoo capital of the world that we would all play his stupid game if we got hit by a hurricane.” New York you’ve doomed the entire northeast
I was honestly waiting to see if Ben was going to do a Texas skit with what happened but I wasn't sure if it was going to be too controversial but this actually worked out pretty nicely I still do not like what Texas did I do not agree with what they did I think that what Texas did is a very very awful thing it's a woman's choice and have some Texas as a state to determine what a woman can and can't do
@@Zero-di3cf what debate? man are getting out of the equation because you know the half of the baby who is the father side only is important if the mother decides so. there is no debate to have. simple you want to do abortion do not live in texas most of the other states are ok with it, go live in one of them
@@rhodawatkins4516 the woman who will leave are not tradicional, and the man dont want them in the first place. tradicional man want tradicional woman and vice versa, and they dont want abortion in there state because they dont do it. they think is immoral. they never had that law because was not needed because most of texas were not doing it anyway. but everyone from LA flees the state and want the same rules there in texas. texans are just saying no. go to a state with still a good economy who allows abortion that it. texas is not saying this should be federal they are just making state wide that all.
My favorite set of uno rules 1. Count points, you get a certain number of points for however many cards your opponents had when you went out. The number on the card indicates it’s worth, special cards are worth 10 and draw 4 is worth 20, first to 500 wins 2. Stack draws. You can stack a draw card and add that amount to the person who can’t stack. 3. Draw until you can play a card. 4. 0 and 7. If you play a 0, everyone rotates hands in the way play is moving. If you play a 7, choose a hand to swap with. If you do it right you can uno all night.
Why is it that I hate Tex's politics but also think he's one of the more attractive states. As a Westerner this is reflecting poorly on my decision making.
@@rhodawatkins4516 well more at how were so stereotyped and crap like what's in this video but i mean it's whatever right 😂 personally i think it should be up to states to do whatever they want with their own laws cause mass murder shouldn't be legal i mean abortion has killed more innocent children than the Holocaust...but it's a good thing, isn't it?
it was funny when uno said you only draw 1 card if you cant play, and yet every single person i know plays where you continue to draw cards until you can play. Its like, if not stacking draw twos and that were always the rule, then why do so many of us play the other way? And it absolutely make the game longer and more fun.
DOCTOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS THE SUPREME COURT, OH MY GOD.
I SHALL REPEAL TEXAS’ ABORTION LAW WITH MY “ROE V. WADE INATOR”
@@willku9000 *sigh* If only...
"An abortion bill?!" *Bill from Schoolhouse Rock puts on a fedora* "Perry the Abortion Bill?!" *Bill does the Platypus growl* "Okay, okay, I'll look at the bill! I only said I needed to golf because of a childhood trauma that resulted in a need to take over the tri-state area! Can't you just let me have this one thing? Sheesh!"
@@willku9000 that would have been so fucking perfect!
He needs an inator!
“You know what? Si. All your woman are welcome here.”
Best line, hands down.
As a New Mexican, it's absolutely accurate.
“It’s tradition, When the lights go out we fight” Ahh my childhood summers summed up perfectly😂 Florida and Loui are so accurate sometimes it’s not even funny.
Greaaaaat now they won’t just be coming here to trash out mountains, and drive like ass, they’re gonna be here for legal weed, and legal abortions. Jesus Texas, how are we more of a free state than yall?
@@InvaderKush In Florida we have a saying, Laws are only suggestions. And they’re only laws if you get caught breaking them😁 Idk how many people I know who smoke weed going down the road😂 At least abortion is still legal here 🤷🏻♂️
I mean, he is FROM Florida.
During my summers, when the lights went out, “light as a feather stiff as a board” started
Dan Povemire as the Supreme Court is the best thing I’ve seen all day
I love how Louis is described as “the voodoo capital of the world” 😂
well..... тнey aren'т wrong
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@@yamatoyazuyuki7049 I mean Haiti right there but Loui a close second
@@KingKaper yea but we marie lavaeu
Well, voodoo is still legal in new orleans. You can practice it at any time, just not in cemeteries or blood rituals.
Not after the bodies and caskets started floating in flood waters. That's why we use cement over graves now. The keep the caskets down there during floods.
It is
I genuinely hate to agree with Florida... but who doesn't stack +2s? My entire family has been doing it for years!
Edit: I seem to have started quite the discussion.
On XboxONE, you can stack draw 2’s on there on UNO.
in my family we stack +2s and +4s, and sometimes +2s on top of +4s we just said "oh yeah we see the rule but fuck that this is way more fun"
As far as I know, you can stack 2s and stack 4s but not together. UNLESS someone calls out the color for a +2
The no stacking +2s rule doesnt make sense and the cowards that made the game know it. There was an officially licensed DS game in the early 2000s where you could stack +2s
I even allow +4s as well.
I appreciate WA channeling his eastern side to talk in a language Texas understands. The further you get from Seattle, the more conservative you get.
Generally speaking yes but there are other hot spots like Everett
And Enumclaw. Eugh.
That’s strange, considering that WA-5 is less conservative than WA-4.
@@darthmaul216and Spokane… ish
I was a farmhand in southern WA for a few years before the pandemic. First time I ever met an actual KKK member..... and my family is from Arkansas! That's saying something!
Okay, activism student here. Washington just exhibited an excellent use of rhetoric. I couldn't detect pathos (since I'm not sure how much Texas cares about the character of a liberal state), but his economic argument combined logos (an appeal to the logic of abortions contributing to the job market) with ethos (an appeal to conservative ethics in regards to creating jobs and fostering economic growth). And "meet him where he is" is just another term for finding a commonplace: something important to your audience that you can use to link them to your argument. Given the fact that most political commentators (and in this case, DC and Cali) are far more confrontational (which, while cathartic, is not very effective), this is refreshing.
@Coding Crusader It's not my major, I'm just studying it, so you don't need to worry.
@Coding Crusader reading their analysis on the rhetorical devices used was nice… why are you dragging them down for something they mentioned once? they didn’t even talk about jobs and stuff, dude, calm down lol.
@@medicalcal Thanks! Don't worry, I countered his logical fallacy with logos. That was very nice of you, though.
@Coding Crusader Kind of ironic to comment that considering your user name.
washington, oregon and texas are long standing buisness partners, the motif at least is continued trade and the successive generation of culture of understanding between the two state. Hope this helps.
Probably a good thing you didn’t say that the women would have to go to Oklahoma for medical help ( that would’ve killed Texas )
That's what I was expecting.
I wouldn't be surprised if our OK Republican idiot politicians didn't try to do the same thing, unless they could think up something even worse to try.
"that goes against your ruling on roe v wade" watching these back now is a trip
DAN!!! also the uno bit hurt me in my soul. The game ends too quick if you don’t stack draw 2s and the power’s out for several hours minimum normally so you gotta keep it going somehow 😂
Also they stack in the online version of the game, which is made by the same company.
My mother had a legendary game of Uno that went on for almost 3 hours...
I didn't know doofenshmirtz got on the supreme court! Good for him.
For an extra long game, bring out two additional decks to make one superdeck
@@annieblackwell278 I feel like I only can do half of that and that's in a convention event
I'm with Florida on this one.
You can literally do it when playing on PC and PS4
And mobile
And Switch
Remember when the meme was "but can it run doom?"
I kinda was hoping to see “Every Woman in America” beat the snot out of Texas, but then I remembered these characters are all played by the same person… and that would be tricky to film😂
I mean it works for Jim Carrey
@@Kdog4660 when did Jim Carey …..Ohhhh right, heh that was awesome.
Every woman should support saving children instead of killing them
Have it happen off screen sound effects and show Texas with a bunch of make up and fake blood
It still doesn’t change that Texas did the right thing by banning abortions. Killing babies is wrong and sick. If you defend it I’m blocking you
As a New Mexican, we would gladly take those Texas women 😂
Your profile picture makes that comment so much funnier
They ain't moving there
@@CaptainJellyBS ha XD I didn't even think about that at the time
@@NYD666 Yes they are. I see more Texas plates than New Mexico ones everyday
Sorry, New Mexico, but we're shipping them to Arizona instead. Deal with it.
And don't worry. We can go around.
Once again, spot on. Also, stacking Draw Two's makes the game way more fun
There was a anime I watched called hetalia which is about every country as a person interacting with each other, are you skits based on it or did you come up with it on your own?
Ha glad I am not the only one who came from the hetalia fan base but also I am now getting war flashbacks to that specific part of the fan base and oof 😂
@@Ben_Brainard if you look it up you'll start to get what everyone's talkin bout
@@Ben_Brainard It's hilarious lol
@@Ben_Brainard to sum it up, it's like if the United Nations was a high school classroom, along with many other historical backgrounds.
Also that skit you did with the first 13 colonies and mass texting RI happened in hetalia too (just not the exact story) basically USA used a laptop to google in 1963 to find the nearest route to europe
@@Ben_Brainard ua-cam.com/video/8zjUpjZEqiM/v-deo.html Hetalia~
And now there is a hurricane heading for Texas
If they're not careful they'll get a HERicane. They have really ticked a lot of women and girls, and even some men off with this massively restrictive bill.
This one continues to make me laugh and smile, then get really sad, despite having seen it a dozen times or more 😂❤😂❤😂 I always love the interaction between FL and LA! Best besties to ever bestie!
I live in Texas. I’ve had at least 3 pregnancies, 2 of which ended in a miscarriage. There was once when I was younger where the ER said I *may* have had a miscarriage but by the time I got to the ER they couldn’t tell for sure. Then I had a “most likely a miscarriage,” followed a few years later by, “I’m so sorry, the pregnancy isn’t viable. The baby should have a heartbeat and doesn’t, and it’s not growing anymore. We need to do a D&C for your safety (sorry, Google it if you want details. Basically they had to go in and remove my dead baby. Well, technically he was never alive as his heart never started, but that’s not how it felt to the lady who wanted to be a mom more than anything in this universe!) in the next week.” Then I got pregnant again six months later and finally carried my Little to a safe delivery date. I almost killed myself trying to get pregnant and keep that child in the womb until they could safely be delivered because I love all children, wanted them more than anything, and valued having one so much I’m willing to risk my life to make it happen. *I am still Pro-Choice!!* Pregnancy is so hard. It’s so rough. *It can literally kill you!* That’s a normal pregnancy, not one with trauma associated like r@pe. No one should be forced to go through the physical and emotional trauma that is pregnancy if they’re not able to handle it!
Also! If I had another miscarriage with these new laws after my pregnancy is announced not only do I have to go through the emotional trauma of a miscarriage, I could be investigated by the f**king police for murder. Wonderful idea, Texas.
My mom is about as conservative as they come. But she's so mad at the 6 week timeframe, I thought she was going to have a stroke when we talked about it 😅
There is no 6 weeks time frame.
It is once a heart beat is detected. Which can be as early as 6 weeks or as late as 10 weeks.
@@whitsend11 While that is true, that's weeks before most women even suspect that they might be pregnant - if they show any symptoms at all
@@whitsend11
According to an ObGyn I trust, the bill was written in with language that makes no sense to anyone who has studied how human eggs develop into babies.
An embryo develops cardiac electrical activity that can be detected some time around 6 weeks of pregnancy (4 weeks after the egg was released from the ovary), but the heart forms later.
Mama Doctor Jones made a terrific video about it: "ObGyn Explains Abortion Ban in Texas"
@@whitsend11 But it's not a heartbeat that they're detecting cause there's no heart yet
Unless you are [speaks northeast] you! While playing uno or any game when you have no power you’re not playing it right!
The bloopers are always the best🤣
I love how you got Dan Povenmire to do this. Bravo Ben.
I can confirm as a Washtonian this is how we'd go about convincing Texas it was a bad idea "Your docs lost jobs, and you women will go to New Mexico for medical check ups."
"You got to meet him where he's at" is such a well worded approach. Who knew Washington was wise, considering it contains Portland.
Portland is in Oregon, Washington has Seattle
@@yuumi1249 and neither one is great enough to claim ownership.
(In Florida’s and Louis voice) Wooooowwwww. I’m actually kind of early for once. 😅
I love their synchronized wooooowwwws!
Oh my god... you need to point out that a Massachusetts bar, Grendel's Den, may have a previous supreme court ruling that will be able to shut down the Texas law. Supreme Court set precedent when they ruled in 1982 for the Bar.
That sounds intriguing. I don't know how a bar in MA can shut down a law forcing women to have babies in TX, but if it will help those women and young girls, go for it. Republicans really think outside the box pulling crazy shenanigans with the law to get their way. It's past time it got done back to them.
@@rhodawatkins4516 Basically it was about the fact that Mass. At the time delegated Veto power for a liquor licence to a private group such as a church. So it was up to the church to grant a license, which they then used to enforce their own beliefs in determining who got what. In an 8-1 opinion by Chief Justice Warren Burger, the Supreme Court in 1982 held that such veto power could easily be invoked for religious, ideological, or other illicit reasons that could well be undetectable, making the scheme unconstitutional on its face. Basically meaning that the STATE CAN NOT DELEGATE POWER TO NON STATE OFFICIALS...Especcially when those powers can allow for a person to use their religous beliefs against others. As with the Massachusetts liquor law, the Texas abortion law delegates quintessentially governmental power to private parties.. Thus they are violating the Supreme Courts decision.
What you need to do is next time the north east states are fighting (which is all the time) is invite Ireland and Italy to the table because their basically their parents
I thought England founded the north east states.
@@msmaria5039 well technically some (New York was founded by the Dutch and my home state New Jersey was founded by the Swedes). But the populations of the northeast states is made up largely of Irish and Italian immigrants
"Please don't say pedophiles"is the most Florida thing I've heard from gov.
Our Florida tradition during a hurricane is have a Hurricane party, the drink hurricane. Get drunk, play card games, then fight. Not always in that order.
HOLY SHIT i wasnt expecting _Dan_ to be here-
great episode as always
edit: okay ive had an idea for oregon. almost all of our state is red, with the exception of major cities Eugene and Portland, who are blue. i was thinking about cali/texas/florida spilt personalities and thought about how you could do that for oregon too-
Lots of states have split personalities. Missouri has 4 or even 5 real personalities and it’s Missouri
Love love love this post. I've never not played uno with draw 2 stacking. Women should not be villainized when it's clear that government doesn't actually care about anything other than control. Got power back after 10 days. Helped my baby bro replace the bit of ceiling that collapsed yesterday after he spent 2 weeks at the fire station. Very grateful damage to his and Mami's homes wasn't worse.
As a Washingtononian I approve this video!!
To the women of Texas, bodily integrity including a woman's rights to her body are in the Washington State Constitution.
For real? That’s awesome! I gotta go find a copy of the Washington State Constitution now…
What about the child's rights?
@@andrewlechner6343 What about them? No one, of any age, has the right to use a body or parts of a body they do not own without the owner’s explicit and continued consent. Once consent is revoked, they lose the right to use that body.
You can’t legally be forced to donate blood to your own newborn child even if you’re the ONLY possible match and that baby will die on the spot without it.
You can’t take organs from a corpse to save someone’s life unless that person left explicit instructions behind stating they volunteered to donate those organs upon their death.
If you’re going to insist that an embryo be given the same rights as a born human person, then it must be held to the same rules as well.
Stay up there in Washington. No right to kill at any age
@@rekkariley652 the way I see it, when you have sex you are agreeing to the possibility of getting pregnant(under normal circumstances) and part of that agreement is to allow the child to live.
It is the same concept as jail, you can be punished for a single moment of folly. I know comparing pregnancy with crimes is weird but they are different sides of the same coin. If I stabbed someone I can go to jail for years even if I regretted it afterwards so if a woman has sex and then gets pregnant she should be able to be held to a similar condition(again under certain circumstances). We can not have fundamental rules be diffrent base on how we want them at any given time because they are what keeps the world from turning upside down.
Yeah, im from Louisiana. That's exactly how we act. Spot on. I love watching your vids. I crack up every single time
Dan Povenmire + Ben. A crossover I didn’t know I needed
Genius. Great setup, great jokes, man, one of the best skits yet.
If NY isn’t soaking wet/rightouttadashowa version of NY, will be kinda disappointed
Only NYC flooded. Everyone else in upstate NY is fine and dry.
I don’t care what UNO themselves say we stack +2’s. Hell we’ve gotten so greedy we stack +4’s and made my friend draw 16
Same XD
So brilliant and that dang Supreme Court🤣🤣 soooo on point!
I wish this were all in Ben's mind rather than reality but so clever and well done!
Amazing, as always!! You have the perfect way of boiling down huge chaotic issues into something we can all show idiots, and Elders what the problem is, and have them understand....😄😄😄
PA didn't join the Uno game cause we were busy swimming in the Highway
*finds this video in July 2022* the entire conservative wing of the Supreme Court is a bunch of blockheads.
New headcanon, Doof is the Supreme Court. Also..
“Behold, the Supreme Courtinator”
I appreciate the hurricane argument. Lol . That's not what I'd expect but I love how New York and Jersey got sucked in . That was hilarious. Thank you. Coming from a person from southeast Louisiana that still dont have electricity yet😂
I hope you get that back soon.
DC: The rules of uno state that you can’t stack draw +2s!
Florida: “🤓”
“You just told the voodoo capital of the world that we would all play his stupid game if we got hit by a hurricane.”
New York you’ve doomed the entire northeast
You know you’re climbing up when you get dr. Doofenshmirtz in the video
Funny to hear Texas talk so clinically about this.
I was honestly waiting to see if Ben was going to do a Texas skit with what happened but I wasn't sure if it was going to be too controversial but this actually worked out pretty nicely I still do not like what Texas did I do not agree with what they did I think that what Texas did is a very very awful thing it's a woman's choice and have some Texas as a state to determine what a woman can and can't do
it is controversial, end of story.
I feel like there's a fair debate on the ethics of abortion
@@Zero-di3cf what debate? man are getting out of the equation because you know the half of the baby who is the father side only is important if the mother decides so. there is no debate to have. simple you want to do abortion do not live in texas most of the other states are ok with it, go live in one of them
@@isaacribeiro6823 So the cows better be careful when all the young women pack up and leave Texas. 👀🐮🏃
@@rhodawatkins4516 the woman who will leave are not tradicional, and the man dont want them in the first place. tradicional man want tradicional woman and vice versa, and they dont want abortion in there state because they dont do it. they think is immoral. they never had that law because was not needed because most of texas were not doing it anyway. but everyone from LA flees the state and want the same rules there in texas. texans are just saying no. go to a state with still a good economy who allows abortion that it. texas is not saying this should be federal they are just making state wide that all.
This is the best thing i've seen in a while thank you ben
Imagine if Dr. Doof was the Supreme Court
2:55 Is no one going to talk about how Florida admits he can read but just says he's illiterate?
My favorite set of uno rules
1. Count points, you get a certain number of points for however many cards your opponents had when you went out. The number on the card indicates it’s worth, special cards are worth 10 and draw 4 is worth 20, first to 500 wins
2. Stack draws. You can stack a draw card and add that amount to the person who can’t stack.
3. Draw until you can play a card.
4. 0 and 7. If you play a 0, everyone rotates hands in the way play is moving. If you play a 7, choose a hand to swap with.
If you do it right you can uno all night.
Thank you New Mexico.
I love when Washington makes an appearance
Why is it that I hate Tex's politics but also think he's one of the more attractive states. As a Westerner this is reflecting poorly on my decision making.
They got Dan Povernmire to play the Supreme Court. I'm dying. He could do that in the Doofenshmirtz voice and it would still be true to character.
I don’t think I’ve ever hit the like button on so many videos that make me so angry!
Lol.
Washington! Yeah! The most sensible one in the bunch.
We learned that trick talking to E. WA
@@darthmaul216 squared up to disagree, but my mind flashed me the MAGA barn and I'm gonna go sit in my corner now
Seeing Dan Povenmire in this video made my day.
What a gold, man...
Introducing Uno to the sketch and than playing metaphorical Uno Reverse Card on Texas? What a visionary.
thank you for existing
Hahahahahahahahahahaha thank you being a great light in these stupid times
Never seen a better way to bash a Govt 👍
This video has become significantly funnier in hindsight.
I appreciate this.
Power goes out, it's Uno or Gin Rummy by candle light and my mom is vicious.
Please don't ever stop being awesome
YES!!! Loved this🤣😂🤣
I love the wa part:) nice job
Good to see Dr. Doofenschmirtz in here!
I live in Texas and I'm staring in disapproval
At your politicians?
@@rhodawatkins4516 well more at how were so stereotyped and crap like what's in this video but i mean it's whatever right 😂 personally i think it should be up to states to do whatever they want with their own laws cause mass murder shouldn't be legal i mean abortion has killed more innocent children than the Holocaust...but it's a good thing, isn't it?
2 day later 🤣🤣🤣 it didn't take long time
Wait till you learn you can infinitely stack +4s!
You got Dan Povenmire!!
i love how NY and NJ are like twin brothers who hate eachother because they’re both alike and dislike, constantly hearing “you two are so alike!”
The best crossover ever
I love the fact you got Doofenshmirtz
OMG DAVE POVINMIRE IS IN IT
DOCTOR DOOFENSCHMIRTZ IS THE SUPREME COURT?
And now we in South Louisiana are praying the hurricane continues on its path to Texas! Ida has been enough for the season here.
That was a terrifying night x( I'll never forget it
I know it’s a year late but right now I think we in TX would welcome a hurricane. Not a huge one of course but enough to wet down the dirt.
@@melissamcfarlin6840 Same! A little tropical depression maybe 🤔 😁 It’s so hot. Today it’s 101 with a heat index of 113. Can’t breathe outside!
I'm so sad Dan was the worst person here. But I love seeing him. And I know it's "just a joke" keep up the collabs!! ❤❤
Yay New Mexico!
I love this guy
Ben you genius!
poor New York-
They let you stack draws in the online uno game too
Oh, hey dude… it’s DAN.
*stares in 9 months later*
This was spectacular
You’re not supposed to stack draw twos? My cousins told me you can.
This is a GREAT VIDEO!!!!
My family turned UNO into a drinking game. 0-9, don't drink. Everything else, drink.
Even Doofenschmirtz would be appalled with texas!
Using that logic against Texas
That was wonderful.
I have to agree with Florida on this one (& no, not because I moved here recently).
The online version says stacking +2s is valid, thus, it's valid.
Is that Dan Povenmire? The creator of Phineas and Ferb? Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
it was funny when uno said you only draw 1 card if you cant play, and yet every single person i know plays where you continue to draw cards until you can play. Its like, if not stacking draw twos and that were always the rule, then why do so many of us play the other way? And it absolutely make the game longer and more fun.
i am convinced that the abortion law is stop the Californians from moving here
I love Dan so much 🤣