My favorite thing about Asian man is that he states "This is a library" like they possibly don't know and he is informing them, but deep down he is a ball rage cursing them for interrupting his studies. Keep on keeping on my dude.
I’m not transphobic. I just think they’re perverts and dislike them for it. I’m not scared of them by any means I am arachnophobic though. Spiders are terrifying
The secret Patreon woman is hilarious and I support her 100%. If she is getting death threats, she deserves to have investigation and deterrence done by the police ASAP. It looks to me like she could have a hate crime complaint
@@Acueil thats what the new freedom is? Death threats to the children of a woman cause she has a different opinion? And instead of catching those creeps SHE has to turn down the vids? Men thats disgusting. Wtf. I would love to meet those creeps in real life.
The sad part is even though she is right that poor lady has had her whole family threatened by the trans community and posted a video asking them to stop while in tears over the harassment. They say they just want to live their life but for sure they dont want you to live yours.
It's worse than that. She lives in the UK. and they DOXXED her, and they threatened her children! There may even have been some real life threats where she lives in the UK. What a freaked up world is it when maybe it would be safer for her to go home to the country she came from?
Shit like this makes me start to believe that the Trans community really does view themselves as the most oppressed/On the very top of the victim totem pole. Being a "Transphobe" seems to just give the green light to ANY behavior imaginable by these people, no matter how hideous. These also tend to be the same people who'd tell you time and time again that they'd fight against the N@z1 Party, too. smh
I really wish they would come at me. But they won't come at people like me because I'm not as nice as that woman. Sickening, picking on a woman like that. Can't stand the freaks at the alphabet soup group. They will get theirs very soon.
There is big drama with Jeffrey marsh and the Muslim lady. His stans doxxed her, vandalized her car, sent her death threats complete with details about her kids, what time she takes them to school etc. Friggin disgusting.
The lady commenting on Jeffrey's message has been harassed by his 'minions' and has basically stopped all messaging because of the hatred she's been getting. I always thought this was a country that valued varied opinions. Those individuals causing her problems, especially those sending her death threats, should be looked into by the authorities. Everyone should be able to say what they want, good bad or indifferent, without facing slander and threats.
They only pretended to like freedom of speech so they could spread their vile ideology. Now that they have control of the culture, they are showing who they've always been.
I think she's in the UK. And the "tolerant" mob actually targeted her daughters and somehow found old photos of her without her hijab. Leftists are absolute psychopaths. Too bad she can't have a gun in the UK.
I feel so bad for that lady that made the TikTok responding to that creep Jeffrey. People are threatening her life and following her kids around sitting outside their schools. The theys of the world are trying to ruin her life!
You know, people post that snippet of that woman when they ask her if men are important, but they never post the full clip of her actually explaining that yes, men are important for certain things just like women are important for certain things. It's actually a good speech and a great reminder of actual feminism
The phrase “putting lipstick on a pig” is used to describe superficial/cosmetic changes added to a flawed product. Somehow, that seems more appropriate here.
Yea I don’t think they gave a fuck. Lol They were still louder than anyone should be in a library as he walked off and the clip ended. I bet they got right back to it just a few moments later.
Just wanted to say thank you for your videos. I have severe back issues, and until I am able to get surgery, I wake up in unfathomable pain and crushing depressing due to it. I watch your videos while I wait for my pain meds to kick in (so that I can get out of bed). Your videos make this ungodly wait a little less soul-crushing. Thanks Tyler.
Sorry to hear that. I hope you're able to get that surgery and feel better soon. I broke my collarbone and hip racing motocross last February and I haven't felt good ever since. The worse part is that I can't race anymore. God Bless.
Jamie Lee Curtis has an adopted trans child and just won an Oscar. I’m now guessing that the picture she has on her wall of the child stuffed in a box was her adopted son being forced to become a girl to better his mother’s career…..
9:50 the lady in that video got threatened by the defenders of the "dude" on this video. Apparently, they know where she lives and they even threatened her children, knowing their school schedule. Her life and her kids life were put in danger because of this grooming trans "dude"..
This trans thing, I think it’s about power. They demand that you agree to something that you both know isn’t true. They control your words and behavior regardless of whatever you are thinking and the internal dissonance between word and thought is a form of psychological torture (humiliation, demoralization) they delight in. Because their own lives are empty. Without seeing the shock of others they can’t feel anything. And also, the trannies don’t/can’t behave like real women do, it’s all a caricature. They don’t want to be a woman, they want to be a sensation, a spectacle. Highly damaged people, trapped in their narcissism, incapable of having real relationships. The big question: why do the elites, those with nearly all the wealth and all the power, promote this? What’s the endgame here?
I've worked at a golf course for the last 15 years and grown men having temper tantrums over a small white ball is hands down the funniest thing you'll see on the course
So now youre starting to realize why golf is so fun? Many ppl say its just a dumb game of putting a lil white ball in the hole for rich ppl that destroy the environment and take up space that could be used for housing. None of which is true or a viable solution to housing. Theres so much more to do at a golf course than golf at most courses and the properties, which use the natural environment, are immaculate. They have things like restauarants, bars, pools, saunas, jacuzzies, tennis courts, B-Ball courts, side courts, banquet halls, catering and sometimes nature trails of their own among other things. Theres something for everyone at most places. They also bring the communities property value up. Id imagine all or nearly all of those ppl have never played or been to a golf course. Its so much more than hitting a white ball in a hole. Ironically many of these ppl will say they love other games with a ball and a hole or net. Lol but you best believe you will also find humor at a course one way or another. If not just by the outfits alone but theres usually a drunk person who wrecks a cart, falls in a pond or pees himself which is great entertainment also. Ive only did 2 of those things. Dont judge me. 😂
True story. I was 17 and my mother had bugged me FOR YEARS to come play bingo with her, but I’d always find an excuse. Well one night, I couldn’t think up an excuse quick enough so I went. We started by buying our cards for the night. I got 3, seemed like she got 20+. Then we went to her “usual “ table and some woman was sitting in HER spot. Mom told her, “this is my normal spot, please move”. Lady then pointed to the other, many open seats at the table and told mom there are plenty of open seats here. Mom told her again, a bit louder, “ I said this is MY SPOT!” Again, the lady says, that she already has her cards spread out , and that …..BAMM, SPLASH!! Mom picked up that woman’s draft and drilled her in the face with her own beer. “I SAID THIS IS MY SPOT!!” You ever hear a bingo hall with 300+ woman gabbing at once go dead silent as everyone turned to look. I was mortified. The lady, beer dripping out of her nostrils and in her eyes started gathering her cards quickly. Mom sat down, with her “righteous indignation “ and grabbed a fistful of paper napkins to mop up the beer on the table while talking to herself about, “ I TOLD her this is MY spot and it is! I’ll be dammed some woman gonna come in here …..” and so on for the next few minutes, until she was set up and the first game started. This happened almost 50 years ago.
I’m not sure why they are laughing at the question, she just asked “for what”. She was just asking a clarifying question. If they meant in general then obviously the answer is yes they are important, but if they had previously been talking about something specific to females then the answer is probably no. Perhaps earlier in the interview they had spoken of something else and this question was just a follow up question.
@@elenalizabeth Her saying, "For what?" Was a demeaning and sarcastic question. She wasn't actually trying to ask a serious question, she was sarcastically implying that men aren't useful for anything.
The thing that hits me about that car wash is it might not be their fault. With the newer cars having that feature where you just wave your foot below the bumper, movement might be detected below the vehicle and result in the back hatch opening. It's just technology screwing you over in the end.
That is 100% the case. I wash cars for a living and absolutely despise this feature because they will go off for no reason whatsoever while washing the car on a regular basis.
Mine only works if the car is in park and shut off. I can also toggle it on or off in my cars settings. I keep it off cuz I never use it. I mean what kind of fool already has their hands full prior to opening the tailgate to load up whatever they’re loading up?? And if you somehow manage to be that fool it’s not real hard to set down what’s in your hand and open the tailgate. It’s one of the dumbest, most useless innovations I’ve ever seen. Lol
I'm Japanese mixed and I'm pretty sure I would've said the same thing but the American part of me would've added the F word. " Stfu, this is a Friggin Library, you Aholes!"
18:44 To be fair I’m pretty sure the Dad doesnt have to worry about her dating “a guy like that” because I dont think that guy bats for that team if you catch my drift…
I was playing bingo one evening when two elderly ladies got into an altercation. A lady using a walker tried to get by a lady sitting down. The ladies chair was blocking the walker. The walker lady started screaming at the sitting lady. The sitting lady took her four prong cane and started whacking walker lady. Walker lady picked up her walker and started whacking cane lady. Chaos ensued. The cops were called and took four of them to separate the combatants. Meanwhile, I took shelter under the table. That was my second most amazing night at bingo. There’s another one, but it is too long to go into here. I recognized one of the cops or responded. Years later, I actually had a job in the police department and ran into him. By now he was a detective. I asked him if he remembered the old lady beat down and he started to laugh. He said you don’t forget something like that very easily.
I actually have to be honest. I haven't learned anything useful from in school since 2nd grade. And that was just how to read. Some kids don't get that though..
I was considering starting to watch Zeducation with my 9yr old son then the video of the kid phoning his parents came on. No danger I'm letting him learn that
@@randomcommenter4719 It hasn’t always been that way. Only since the federal government became prevalent in the schools starting in the 60’s and downhill since then.
9:26 Zed: "Why are you laughing. You just broke the washer." Us: "No, she looks ok Zed. She landed on her falling cushions and should be able to walk it off before she needs to wash anymore dishes."
The woman that did the video on tiktok about not talking to kids behind parents backs had taken her self off the internet net apologized and her car was vandalized and she was sent an email talking about where and when her kids are and they will harm them if she don't bend the knee. They won she apologized begged for forgiveness and took herself off the internet
I've personally experienced the over-asking, under-budgeted client as in the tax prep market. I worked for a retail tax prep shop (e.g., H&R Block). After 3-4 hours with a client (typical appointments are 1 hour) in which clint kept complicating their taxes, we charged the client about $500. Fees would have been at least double in a non-retail setting. Client goes off on how they're not paying more than $50 because they've never paid more than that. Resolution, we deleted the tax return and told client "good luck".
Dang I though mine was bad. Lady raises rate @$20 a year. It’s almost at $300 now. Only complaint. Guy before her would figure if we made some legit changes. “You would pay more in SSI and not pay much more, or this way you save these expenses for next year which could save $$$”. It’s really simple with their program (once everything is in) just change two amounts, takes 30 seconds. But she acts like it’s so much work.
LOL! Love these videos you make! I wish UA-cam would show your content in my feed more consistently. I even have it set for ALL videos in the subscription settings.
Just because Tyler asked in the comments, I don't own a Lightning but I have a friend that does. My F150 has a 3.5 Ecoboost. His truck is substantially more powerful and kills mine in a race. We're in North Central Alberta, and it gets cold. We both have garages so it's no biggy to keep warm in winter, but if parked outside his has "Preheat" so if it is plugged in (even to 110V) he can warm up the truck just like I do with the car starter, otherwise it will just use some battery power to warm up, comparable to my fuel use while in idle. For towing, again it is comparable. We hitched up to my camper, my truck sags and my fuel consumption goes up about 2.5x (12L/100km to about 25-30L/100km). His truck also sagged and he lost a little more than half his range. Only difference is there are more gas stations than chargers around here for mid trip fills. He also charges at home for a far smaller price per KM than I get at the gas station. Also don't tow with a half ton, Just because it can doesn't mean you should. I also have a F350 which i normally use for towing. Then to take it next level, Yes. We did use my generator to charge it. Mostly to see if it would work, it did. and worked awesome when camping because the truck has a built in inverter, so we ran all the power through the truck and just topped it up with the genny. Keep in mind, we can run the generator on Gas, Propane, NatGas or even wood (we have a gassifier). Also I work in Power Transmission. Our grid in this region is mostly NatGas, but used to be mostly coal. We ran the emissions numbers and I'll summarize them for fun. On average, an EV consumes 20kWh/100km. 1 kWh electricity from coal emits 0.909 kg CO2, from NG 0.465 kg, and from biomass 1.5 kg. 1 Liter of gasoline emits 2.3 kg of CO2. Michigan's electricity net generation for coal (32%), followed by nuclear energy (30%) and natural gas-fired power (27%); so 20kWh*(0.909*0.32+.00*.30+.465*.27)=8.3kg/100km. So therefore an EV in Michigan produces as much emissions as a gas vehicle using 3.6L/100km or 64.9764mpg, given my F150 uses 12L/100km that means my truck produces 3.3X more emissions than a typical EV. Now I think Climate Change is BS but I like math.
To be fair to Cher, there’s actually more of that clip where she actually says she has no problem with men and that she has respect for them. She was more say “for what” as if she wasn’t aware of what the question really meant. Just thought I should clear that up for anyone who didn’t know, because I reacted the same way the first time I watched that Cher clip. Lol, Keep up the good word Zed! 👍🏻 7:44
I'm guessing sensor. One of those types where you just wave your foot around under the bumper, and it opens up. Probably a good idea to switch that off before going thru an auto-wash, huh!
That last one with the lady that bites the dust on the rock and falls belly flop in the lake got me. I admit it. That had to hurt too. She scraped both knees i'm sure. And bruised.
the asian librarian never failed to make me laugh especially with his asian accent. ever wonder why asian excel more in their studies? because they study, they didnt involved in politics
As a former real estate agent, the champagne taste with beer bottle budget was quite common. I used to ask them if they had a Time Machine we could use for the house hunt.
Try and make it out alive after! I accidently daubed the wrong number, thinking I had Bingo so I called. I did not have Bingo! I have PTSD of the aftermath. I flinch when I see an old lady😱
As always laughed at everything. I know I will probably go to hell for laughing at the poor lady on the last clip going over the cliff but oh well. It was funny. Thanks a million, now I can get thru my Thursday with no problems.
That would be me if I decided to try the leap. I can just imagine my bathing suit getting blown off with the impact. I am laughing imagining it was me.
@11:30 I've been married 20 years this year, and I hope I never get to a point where I can barely tolerate saying hello to the woman who I chose to be my bride all those years ago. It's kind of depressing that this happens to so many people, but I will accept my blessings and cherish her still.
Goooooooood Mernin!
Love you zed this video is gonna be good still watching ❤😂
Keep the J6 videos upfront and center
I can't believe you missed the opportunity to make a "women washing dishes joke" after she broke the dish washer. Great video as always!!!
9:38 shes laughing because she wont have to pull overtime to replace it.. thats why..
Gud morning sunshine
My favorite thing about Asian man is that he states "This is a library" like they possibly don't know and he is informing them, but deep down he is a ball rage cursing them for interrupting his studies. Keep on keeping on my dude.
He's pissed! Mid terms are a coming!
'this is library' - if they'd shut up and let him study some he might have got to 'this is a library'
I would be pissed too, and I’m fairly non-confrontational.
Dude got a 95 on his last test...his Mom will not tolerate such a disgrace.
My mans just trying to study, do good in school and actually contribute to society.
The guy in the beginning is proof that not all heroes wear capes.
Some wear glasses
Yeah most wear glasses and say "hey
Yeah most wear glasses and say "hey
Yeah most wear glasses and say "hey
Yeah most wear glasses and say "hey
I’m not transphobic. I just think they’re perverts and dislike them for it. I’m not scared of them by any means
I am arachnophobic though. Spiders are terrifying
I’m with you
I agree 👍
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I’m transphobic
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The secret Patreon woman is hilarious and I support her 100%. If she is getting death threats, she deserves to have investigation and deterrence done by the police ASAP. It looks to me like she could have a hate crime complaint
Besides, that guy in green alienated his 25 followers. Inspirational by beating women in their sports. Not really. ☺
She did get threats. Even towards her kids.
The police tell her to take down her videos.
@@Acueil thats what the new freedom is? Death threats to the children of a woman cause she has a different opinion? And instead of catching those creeps SHE has to turn down the vids? Men thats disgusting. Wtf. I would love to meet those creeps in real life.
As a woman, much younger than Cher, I applaud the men in our lives doing these tough jobs👏👏👏
Apparently Cher’s daughter thought men are important. So much so that she tried to become a man! Search Chastity Bono for further information.
And as a woman not much younger than Cher, I join you! 👏👏👏
The sad part is even though she is right that poor lady has had her whole family threatened by the trans community and posted a video asking them to stop while in tears over the harassment. They say they just want to live their life but for sure they dont want you to live yours.
It's worse than that.
She lives in the UK. and they DOXXED her, and they threatened her children! There may even have been some real life threats where she lives in the UK.
What a freaked up world is it when maybe it would be safer for her to go home to the country she came from?
Shit like this makes me start to believe that the Trans community really does view themselves as the most oppressed/On the very top of the victim totem pole. Being a "Transphobe" seems to just give the green light to ANY behavior imaginable by these people, no matter how hideous.
These also tend to be the same people who'd tell you time and time again that they'd fight against the N@z1 Party, too. smh
How sad!
No, not if it's at all inconvenient for them.
I really wish they would come at me. But they won't come at people like me because I'm not as nice as that woman. Sickening, picking on a woman like that. Can't stand the freaks at the alphabet soup group. They will get theirs very soon.
There is big drama with Jeffrey marsh and the Muslim lady. His stans doxxed her, vandalized her car, sent her death threats complete with details about her kids, what time she takes them to school etc. Friggin disgusting.
Where's Gary Plauché when you need him?
Jeffrey Marsh is a pedo and a terrorist
Yea saw her video where she is apologizing. How horrible.
They just keep proving themselves to be totally normal. 🙄
@@sheilajamero642 that sucks. She shouldn't be bullied into apologizing
In that first clip, why are they protesting at a library? We know these people can’t read. 😂
This is the bobby hill meme
They are protesting because they never learned what a library is.
I’m pretty sure that’s why they didn’t recognize what the building was.
They were disappointed that the drag queen story time wasn't happening when they showed up.
Because they don't have enough of picture books
Recommend watching the full Cher clip. She was literally meaning “for what” and tried to understand the question lol. She actually defends men.
I managed to hold back laughter until Tyler said "mommy daddy button". I lost it 🤣
The lady commenting on Jeffrey's message has been harassed by his 'minions' and has basically stopped all messaging because of the hatred she's been getting. I always thought this was a country that valued varied opinions. Those individuals causing her problems, especially those sending her death threats, should be looked into by the authorities. Everyone should be able to say what they want, good bad or indifferent, without facing slander and threats.
They only pretended to like freedom of speech so they could spread their vile ideology. Now that they have control of the culture, they are showing who they've always been.
Yeah, even my liberal leaning 22 year old daughter is disgusted by this grooming/doxxing behavior by his sheeple.
Those criminal perverts need to be reined in and sorted. ✅
Yeah, she got doxxed hard and apologized out of fear for the safety of her children. Disgusting behaviour from those groomers.
I think she's in the UK. And the "tolerant" mob actually targeted her daughters and somehow found old photos of her without her hijab. Leftists are absolute psychopaths. Too bad she can't have a gun in the UK.
I feel so bad for that lady that made the TikTok responding to that creep Jeffrey. People are threatening her life and following her kids around sitting outside their schools. The theys of the world are trying to ruin her life!
That wasn't bingo, that was Congress. They even got the age range right
What the Lady in the middle of all that
@@QueenKurt actually Pelosi was probably older than the bingo players
And the one on the right in a killer ugly Christmas sweater…..
😂😂😂😂😂
Haha, now this is priceless, & facts! 😆
The guy who exercised his table muscle by pushing the bowl away is a hero.
You know, people post that snippet of that woman when they ask her if men are important, but they never post the full clip of her actually explaining that yes, men are important for certain things just like women are important for certain things. It's actually a good speech and a great reminder of actual feminism
“Hey, this is library!” As if any of those cretins know what a library is.
They use them for DRAG shows.
“YOU CAN PRETTY IT UP ANY WAY YOU WANT TO AND YOU CAN PUT PERFUME ON A PIG BUT IT STILL SMELLS LIKE A PIG!” -Sen. Kennedy
Dude always has the funniest descriptions for things.
Bro pig smells never go away its crazy
The phrase “putting lipstick on a pig” is used to describe superficial/cosmetic changes added to a flawed product.
Somehow, that seems more appropriate here.
That guy is always a "must watch" for me whenever there's a clip. Definitely has a way with words. 😂
The guy in the library is my hero. They shut up after he warned them.
Right but I thought they had the power
@@rickytavilla4259 That backward glare as he walked away sapped any power they had left
@@Crym123 totally. It Made my day
@@Crym123 Asian man: *backwards glare*
Protesters: "Oh shit he's getting the belt"
Yea I don’t think they gave a fuck. Lol They were still louder than anyone should be in a library as he walked off and the clip ended. I bet they got right back to it just a few moments later.
Just wanted to say thank you for your videos. I have severe back issues, and until I am able to get surgery, I wake up in unfathomable pain and crushing depressing due to it. I watch your videos while I wait for my pain meds to kick in (so that I can get out of bed). Your videos make this ungodly wait a little less soul-crushing. Thanks Tyler.
Sorry to hear that. I hope you're able to get that surgery and feel better soon. I broke my collarbone and hip racing motocross last February and I haven't felt good ever since. The worse part is that I can't race anymore. God Bless.
Get out of that bed and get to work!
19:51 the brownies! My god, I am in tears!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Every time I watch a Zed video, I go into a time warp. There's no friggin' way that this was 23 minutes long. It feels more like 5.
I only went to the comments to say something like "wow, that was a good one, but short."
I swear they go by so fast.
I'm sure if you cut out the speeches it would be more like 5.😈
I'm totally with you on that!
@@Daviticus042 Yeah the obscene tribal politics. Not something I watch funny videos for...
I love the fact the Jim Carrey's sister is telling the dude at the beginning why he should not want a period
Ahhh that's why she kinda looked familiar.
They're not actually related
Lemme show you shumting!!!!
The guy with the clips on his face 🤣🤣👏👏👏
The last one was gold! Almost kept it completely together before spitting out my drink on that lady that had a great fall!
Tyler having a metal down about the carwash was hilarious!!
Jamie Lee Curtis has an adopted trans child and just won an Oscar. I’m now guessing that the picture she has on her wall of the child stuffed in a box was her adopted son being forced to become a girl to better his mother’s career…..
I feel sorry for children with parents like her. They never stood a chance. Where's CPS? Oh, right, they're too busy kidnapping and trafficking kids.
I have not been able to forget that picture every time I see her in the news now.
She is probably trans herself.
She promised to use "they/them" pronouns at the Dog and Pony show...uhh, oscars...she's a flipped out libturd simp like most of them. .
She said she's calling her Oscar they/them in honor of the mentally ill/furry who she is so proud of. As for her actual daughter...
9:50 the lady in that video got threatened by the defenders of the "dude" on this video. Apparently, they know where she lives and they even threatened her children, knowing their school schedule.
Her life and her kids life were put in danger because of this grooming trans "dude"..
So they're not being xenophobic towards a Muslim woman?
It's not a felony, it's activism!
This trans thing, I think it’s about power. They demand that you agree to something that you both know isn’t true. They control your words and behavior regardless of whatever you are thinking and the internal dissonance between word and thought is a form of psychological torture (humiliation, demoralization) they delight in. Because their own lives are empty. Without seeing the shock of others they can’t feel anything. And also, the trannies don’t/can’t behave like real women do, it’s all a caricature. They don’t want to be a woman, they want to be a sensation, a spectacle. Highly damaged people, trapped in their narcissism, incapable of having real relationships.
The big question: why do the elites, those with nearly all the wealth and all the power, promote this? What’s the endgame here?
I've worked at a golf course for the last 15 years and grown men having temper tantrums over a small white ball is hands down the funniest thing you'll see on the course
Losing 16-14 in cs go by auto snipers tantrums?
So now youre starting to realize why golf is so fun? Many ppl say its just a dumb game of putting a lil white ball in the hole for rich ppl that destroy the environment and take up space that could be used for housing. None of which is true or a viable solution to housing. Theres so much more to do at a golf course than golf at most courses and the properties, which use the natural environment, are immaculate. They have things like restauarants, bars, pools, saunas, jacuzzies, tennis courts, B-Ball courts, side courts, banquet halls, catering and sometimes nature trails of their own among other things. Theres something for everyone at most places. They also bring the communities property value up. Id imagine all or nearly all of those ppl have never played or been to a golf course. Its so much more than hitting a white ball in a hole. Ironically many of these ppl will say they love other games with a ball and a hole or net. Lol but you best believe you will also find humor at a course one way or another. If not just by the outfits alone but theres usually a drunk person who wrecks a cart, falls in a pond or pees himself which is great entertainment also. Ive only did 2 of those things. Dont judge me. 😂
@@juangringo3906 - Paragraphs are your friend.
Funny is putting a golf course next to a highway so us truck drivers can mess with the golfers with our air horn when they’re in mid swing
@@anthonygray1715 - I play golf and would laugh my ass off…then yell “Mulligan!”
True story. I was 17 and my mother had bugged me FOR YEARS to come play bingo with her, but I’d always find an excuse. Well one night, I couldn’t think up an excuse quick enough so I went. We started by buying our cards for the night. I got 3, seemed like she got 20+. Then we went to her “usual “ table and some woman was sitting in HER spot. Mom told her, “this is my normal spot, please move”. Lady then pointed to the other, many open seats at the table and told mom there are plenty of open seats here. Mom told her again, a bit louder, “ I said this is MY SPOT!” Again, the lady says, that she already has her cards spread out , and that …..BAMM, SPLASH!! Mom picked up that woman’s draft and drilled her in the face with her own beer. “I SAID THIS IS MY SPOT!!” You ever hear a bingo hall with 300+ woman gabbing at once go dead silent as everyone turned to look. I was mortified. The lady, beer dripping out of her nostrils and in her eyes started gathering her cards quickly. Mom sat down, with her “righteous indignation “ and grabbed a fistful of paper napkins to mop up the beer on the table while talking to herself about, “ I TOLD her this is MY spot and it is! I’ll be dammed some woman gonna come in here …..” and so on for the next few minutes, until she was set up and the first game started. This happened almost 50 years ago.
9:39. Zed, she didn't break the dishwasher - they still have one! 😂
7:00 can we just appreciate all the chads in the audience who was not impressed with Cher.
I’m not sure why they are laughing at the question, she just asked “for what”.
She was just asking a clarifying question. If they meant in general then obviously the answer is yes they are important, but if they had previously been talking about something specific to females then the answer is probably no. Perhaps earlier in the interview they had spoken of something else and this question was just a follow up question.
@@elenalizabeth The point - you missed it
We wouldn't even know Cher if it wasn't for a MAN, Sonny Bono.
@@elenalizabeth Her saying, "For what?" Was a demeaning and sarcastic question. She wasn't actually trying to ask a serious question, she was sarcastically implying that men aren't useful for anything.
@@peghead lulz
That divorced parents phone call was kind of sad.
The thing that hits me about that car wash is it might not be their fault. With the newer cars having that feature where you just wave your foot below the bumper, movement might be detected below the vehicle and result in the back hatch opening. It's just technology screwing you over in the end.
And I believe you are correct, either the spray or the brush set it off...
Isn't there a lock feature so strangers can't open your trunk tho?
That is 100% the case. I wash cars for a living and absolutely despise this feature because they will go off for no reason whatsoever while washing the car on a regular basis.
Mine only works if the car is in park and shut off. I can also toggle it on or off in my cars settings. I keep it off cuz I never use it. I mean what kind of fool already has their hands full prior to opening the tailgate to load up whatever they’re loading up?? And if you somehow manage to be that fool it’s not real hard to set down what’s in your hand and open the tailgate. It’s one of the dumbest, most useless innovations I’ve ever seen. Lol
"It's just technology screwing you over in the end." That is just one of the facts of life.
!! Geezo !!
Talk about leaving the best 'til last .....!! 10 10 10 10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This is library." Is still one of my all time favorites.
I'm Japanese mixed and I'm pretty sure I would've said the same thing but the American part of me would've added the F word.
" Stfu, this is a Friggin Library, you Aholes!"
18:44 To be fair I’m pretty sure the Dad doesnt have to worry about her dating “a guy like that” because I dont think that guy bats for that team if you catch my drift…
Adam Calhoun makes good music
@@charlesriston8972 Adam Calhoun makes hella great music.
Bro zed totally disregarding that this girl literally flipped the snake like "Ayo Fuck you!" and he just went back in as response 🤣🤣
"Ffffffffine!" 🐍😠😤
Bingo.
She does that kind of stuff all the time on her channel Megaconda
Right?!?!
she did pinch the snakes tail in the door, so she's kind of a dick for that
B.REASON
Thanks for the laughter ... I needed it.. !!! No loss here !!! 💖💖💖
The last one was the best started crying😅
I was playing bingo one evening when two elderly ladies got into an altercation. A lady using a walker tried to get by a lady sitting down. The ladies chair was blocking the walker. The walker lady started screaming at the sitting lady. The sitting lady took her four prong cane and started whacking walker lady. Walker lady picked up her walker and started whacking cane lady. Chaos ensued. The cops were called and took four of them to separate the combatants. Meanwhile, I took shelter under the table. That was my second most amazing night at bingo. There’s another one, but it is too long to go into here.
I recognized one of the cops or responded. Years later, I actually had a job in the police department and ran into him. By now he was a detective. I asked him if he remembered the old lady beat down and he started to laugh. He said you don’t forget something like that very easily.
🤣
Bingo is a blood sport.
Fun Facts :
Kids will learn WAY WAY WAY more from a good little bit of 'Zeducation' ,
then from an "official" education in a public school .
May be we should keep education neutral and not shove agendas to fucking kid
I actually have to be honest. I haven't learned anything useful from in school since 2nd grade. And that was just how to read. Some kids don't get that though..
I was considering starting to watch Zeducation with my 9yr old son then the video of the kid phoning his parents came on. No danger I'm letting him learn that
He gets a lot of things wrong and guess a lot as well. But yes american education is bad.
@@randomcommenter4719 It hasn’t always been that way. Only since the federal government became prevalent in the schools starting in the 60’s and downhill since then.
9:26 Zed: "Why are you laughing. You just broke the washer."
Us: "No, she looks ok Zed. She landed on her falling cushions and should be able to walk it off before she needs to wash anymore dishes."
If Cher thinks men are good for nothing then why did her daughter become one?
23:06 Who knew that Buffalo could swim? 🦬
The woman that did the video on tiktok about not talking to kids behind parents backs had taken her self off the internet net apologized and her car was vandalized and she was sent an email talking about where and when her kids are and they will harm them if she don't bend the knee. They won she apologized begged for forgiveness and took herself off the internet
The people who did that to her need to be in jail for life.
Where's her husband?
She needed a Bazooka to shoot him in the face! Be a Winner! 😂😂
And those psychos still walks free. Your country failed hard.
I'd tell them to come get some. F around find out.
No wonder the snake was pissed off, she slammed the door on his tail!
I would be mad too if someone slammed my tail in a door.
I've personally experienced the over-asking, under-budgeted client as in the tax prep market. I worked for a retail tax prep shop (e.g., H&R Block). After 3-4 hours with a client (typical appointments are 1 hour) in which clint kept complicating their taxes, we charged the client about $500. Fees would have been at least double in a non-retail setting. Client goes off on how they're not paying more than $50 because they've never paid more than that. Resolution, we deleted the tax return and told client "good luck".
Dang I though mine was bad. Lady raises rate @$20 a year. It’s almost at $300 now. Only complaint. Guy before her would figure if we made some legit changes. “You would pay more in SSI and not pay much more, or this way you save these expenses for next year which could save $$$”. It’s really simple with their program (once everything is in) just change two amounts, takes 30 seconds. But she acts like it’s so much work.
The pancake dishwashing video , the dishwasher is not broken . she was sitting up perfectly fine
LOL! Love these videos you make! I wish UA-cam would show your content in my feed more consistently. I even have it set for ALL videos in the subscription settings.
Why you buying tamps? 😂😂😂
She asks " Why are you buying tampons?"
Trans boy says "Because everything about my life is false, pretend and make-believe"
Add “ and everything in my life is about me”
Especially the one that was in so much pain cuz he was having cramps from his period. They are so mentally ill!🥴
Nothing is more based and brutal than a 1st generation asian immigrant student, these people are solid common sense, "this is library".
Just because Tyler asked in the comments, I don't own a Lightning but I have a friend that does. My F150 has a 3.5 Ecoboost. His truck is substantially more powerful and kills mine in a race. We're in North Central Alberta, and it gets cold. We both have garages so it's no biggy to keep warm in winter, but if parked outside his has "Preheat" so if it is plugged in (even to 110V) he can warm up the truck just like I do with the car starter, otherwise it will just use some battery power to warm up, comparable to my fuel use while in idle. For towing, again it is comparable. We hitched up to my camper, my truck sags and my fuel consumption goes up about 2.5x (12L/100km to about 25-30L/100km). His truck also sagged and he lost a little more than half his range. Only difference is there are more gas stations than chargers around here for mid trip fills. He also charges at home for a far smaller price per KM than I get at the gas station.
Also don't tow with a half ton, Just because it can doesn't mean you should. I also have a F350 which i normally use for towing.
Then to take it next level, Yes. We did use my generator to charge it. Mostly to see if it would work, it did. and worked awesome when camping because the truck has a built in inverter, so we ran all the power through the truck and just topped it up with the genny. Keep in mind, we can run the generator on Gas, Propane, NatGas or even wood (we have a gassifier).
Also I work in Power Transmission. Our grid in this region is mostly NatGas, but used to be mostly coal. We ran the emissions numbers and I'll summarize them for fun. On average, an EV consumes 20kWh/100km. 1 kWh electricity from coal emits 0.909 kg CO2, from NG 0.465 kg, and from biomass 1.5 kg. 1 Liter of gasoline emits 2.3 kg of CO2. Michigan's electricity net generation for coal (32%), followed by nuclear energy (30%) and natural gas-fired power (27%); so 20kWh*(0.909*0.32+.00*.30+.465*.27)=8.3kg/100km. So therefore an EV in Michigan produces as much emissions as a gas vehicle using 3.6L/100km or 64.9764mpg, given my F150 uses 12L/100km that means my truck produces 3.3X more emissions than a typical EV. Now I think Climate Change is BS but I like math.
The "olds" out of control is priceless!
The kid who did the phone thing is probably the exception to the statement. "It wasn't your fault your parents got divorced".
They fought over who had to have custody.
I think the kid is brilliant and it's a great prank.
That "this is library!" clip is old and get it's still so funny to me😂 Think I first saw it a few years ago and it still gets me
9:41 broke the washer and that expensive ass dish sterilizer😂
I lost multiple times. The baby covered in paint got me good
It was his green eyes peering thru purple that made me rethink my life to this point
I hope that it was able to be washed off easily.
To be fair to Cher, there’s actually more of that clip where she actually says she has no problem with men and that she has respect for them. She was more say “for what” as if she wasn’t aware of what the question really meant. Just thought I should clear that up for anyone who didn’t know, because I reacted the same way the first time I watched that Cher clip. Lol, Keep up the good word Zed! 👍🏻 7:44
Context is important no matter which side your one, thank you for the clarification. Both sides are guilty of propaganda.
True. It was a silly joke of hers versus a modern, toxic, feminist statement.
There are so many clips like this that are edited to hide the actual point of the conversation
Thanks for the insight :)
Wonder if the driver in the carwash one actually opened it or if it was a sensor
I'm guessing sensor. One of those types where you just wave your foot around under the bumper, and it opens up. Probably a good idea to switch that off before going thru an auto-wash, huh!
One of your best, Zed and Megan.
LAST ONE WAS HILARIOUS!!!
That last one with the lady that bites the dust on the rock and falls belly flop in the lake got me. I admit it. That had to hurt too. She scraped both knees i'm sure. And bruised.
I think it was a super fat kid. I don't think she was a grown adult.
@@TehButterflyEffect did saying that make you feel better about yourself?
Tyler hates planes.
Tyler hates snakes.
Somebody dare this man to watch Snakes on a Plane.
the asian librarian never failed to make me laugh especially with his asian accent. ever wonder why asian excel more in their studies? because they study, they didnt involved in politics
As a land surveyor... the property line gig was the greatest! Know your boundaries!
That woman belly-floppping at the end had me in tears.
As a former real estate agent, the champagne taste with beer bottle budget was quite common. I used to ask them if they had a Time Machine we could use for the house hunt.
It's rough knowing my parents got their house, a 4-bed/2.5-bath, in 1993 for $90-100K.
Janeen; if you are looking for a real estate bargain, check out auctions and sheriff auctions and have patience.
@@janeenschultz8502 hell just got a 4 bed 3.5 bath , 2400sq ft home in 2011 for 200k
How do you get a room full of old people to swear at the same time?
Shout BINGO
Try and make it out alive after! I accidently daubed the wrong number, thinking I had Bingo so I called. I did not have Bingo! I have PTSD of the aftermath. I flinch when I see an old lady😱
@@roberthickerty390 I can believe it, its the one thing that can make old folks go crazy :)
This is library, perfection
20:21 He face-planted so hard that he left is glasses in the snow.
Facts- no one likes activists 😂 100%
They're the ones who pit people against one another based on race, orientation etc. Most people just want to be left alone and live in peace.
Pickle Jar Openers: 98.2%
These clips are brilliant, couldn’t stop 🤣😂😅
20:14 That's a full fledged Scorpion lol.
Girl in the thumbnail is the Jim Carrey lookalike, she’s hilarious 😂
That car wash was one of those vehicles that automatically open the back by motion beneath the latch.
Chanting "What do we want?!" "Retirement!" "When do we want it?!" "Before we forget!"
The only protest I would attend.
That was - funny 😂
Just laughed so hard at the last one I woke my fiance up 😂😂😂 (she's upset that instead of apologizing I'm writing this 😂😂😂)
"Mommy Daddy Button"!!! LMAO
The eyebrow lift she did, gold.
Just after you repeated the woman's cry before she hit the water, a seagull outside my house went "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Perfect timing. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funny/sad thing is when Russia took down a U.S. drone with it's exhaust while the U.S. used missiles to take down a balloon.
How she "flips the snake"💯💯🤣🤣🤣
Gold as always, Tyler.
Jokes on them, the guy with roller bag was able to conserve his energy and strength for the actual game 😂
As always laughed at everything. I know I will probably go to hell for laughing at the poor lady on the last clip going over the cliff but oh well. It was funny. Thanks a million, now I can get thru my Thursday with no problems.
Yep funny but not funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whiter shade of pale no more
That would be me if I decided to try the leap. I can just imagine my bathing suit getting blown off with the impact. I am laughing imagining it was me.
That BELLY flop is the reason lake mead was critically low.
@11:30 I've been married 20 years this year, and I hope I never get to a point where I can barely tolerate saying hello to the woman who I chose to be my bride all those years ago. It's kind of depressing that this happens to so many people, but I will accept my blessings and cherish her still.
Asian guy in the library should win some kind of award. 😂
The "mommy daddy button"????? That made me laugh more than the video!!!!
That last clip almost killed me, I spit hot coffee on my keyboard!
LMAO, same. Holy jeeez hahahahaha
That guy with the paper clips....😂😂😂
The lady who said not to tell kids to go on that guys Patreon without parents knowing is now getting death threats. Her car got messed up. So sad😢!
20:50 OMG 🤣🤣🤣 that is the funniest s$%t ever... a truck hauling a generator fueling the battery
Omg....the last one , where the girl trips off the cliff, that was hilarious....I spit my drink everywhere!!😂
Duuuuude! Your videos never fail to bring the laughter.
The water spray at the car wash caused the foot detector to open the trunk.
Hind sight being 20/20 and all, I think I would have drove forward.
That's why every single car wash, especially circle k, have warnings that tell you to LOCK your damn car.
Old lady had the same voice as the criminal mom on Goonies!