I am an engineering field inspector that does work for the DOT. I have to do wage rate interviews on the workers to make sure they get paid right. I met a dump truck driver making $58/hour and said after his benefits it's more like $98/hour. College is not the answer.
As an ex-construction worker, neither is construction. I would also like to know what area you are in so I can move there for those ridiculous wages, none of the dump truck drivers in my area get paid anything close, and they have a union, and have to pay half for their benefits if they want em. Also wage rate interviews? Seriously, where is this place of actual money being paid to people who work?
@@ethanwilliams1880 i think this particular driver had a good employer that he is tight with. Most of the other drivers on this job are making $35-$42/hour. The closer you get to NYC the more wages go up, especially with prevailing wages.
@@ethanwilliams1880 A couple of possibilities: 1. The driver has been employed by the state DOT, for a long time. We all know state employees are overpaid. 2. He is an individual who owns his own truck, in which case $100 is to pay for himself and use of the truck. It's like pipeline contract welders, $50/hr for the welding, $50/hr for the welding machine, and sometimes $15 to $20 for use of a grinder or torch.
Yep. I have a friend I helped graduate from high school and he was functionally illiterate. He got a job on the railroad and 10 years after high school was making 6 figures with great insurance and a pension. Still working for them and making more than me.
@@jbrou123 Regardless it was an attempt to misrepresent the truth, if it was true at all, which isn't impossible (albeit unlikely). Keep in mind, this was implied as the average joe until I called it out, just some guy he met. He puts forward that the benefits count for so much more than the wages: that's a tactic of scummy employers, not of blue collar workers (who would rather get paid more than have the benefits, and thus don't talk like that). Speaking of benefits, clearly he didn't own his own truck, because he was getting them, and private contractors work differently (and are extremely rare in the trash business, we ain't talking freight here). On top of that, he couldn't be a state employee because trash is operated by a private company on behalf of the municipality, don't know of anywhere in the US where that isn't true. So much else wrong here, but I already have an essay.
But now it's all on the internet...along with pictures and other detailed information on your house, your car/license plate/Vin #, etc etc. A little harder on the internet but more info is there, way more people have access to it, and they don't even have to come to your town to harm you anymore. only people in your area can see the phone book...and, like Sarah Conner, it gets tricky if more than one person has the same name. Your towns don't still give out phone books? They're smaller now...but they still exist.
I saw my husband on eHarmony holding a fish. So I commented, "nice fish." That's how we started chatting. And now we've been happily married a little over a year. I knew if my future husband can fish, he'd be able to provide for me the rest of our lives. Thank you Tyler for your videos.
That's pretty cool, congrats! If I saw that girls post, I probably would have responded with something along the lines of, "No guy has ever seen a post from a girl who takes pictures dressed like that, while also making such condescending, pretentious comments and thought, 'Gee, I'd really love to spend the rest of my life with her'. Enjoy your one night stands, rake."
My husband had a bass in his pro pic and a buck on his cover photo. Some of us like country men!!! I’ve multiplied 3 times so we get a lot of fish and deer these days. As long as there are wild animals and fresh streams our kids can feed themselves!! My middle kiddo is 7 and every year he wants to catch brim (bluegill) at the lake to snack on. He starts a little fire to cook them and then eat them like chips! 🤣 if that ain’t self sufficient I don’t know what is. Anyway, I agree, it’s hot! It’s even hotter watching them pass on the skill. 10 years in and not even 30 so yeah… wilderness skills are Still relevant.
My ten year old son this morning when I start watch Zed: runs out of his room (me not knowing he’s even awake) says “you started the video without me?!”. He loves your videos Tyler.
Thank God for phone books. That is how I tracked down a girl I met at college orientation. We hung out at orientation but I neglected to ask for her phone number. I found it in the phone book and last May we had our 43rd anniversary.
My favorite Just Stop Oil was when they glued themselves to the floor of a car factory in Germany, so Management turned out the lights and went home, leaving them there overnight. The next day, the protesters complained about not being able to get food or access a bathroom. Served them right!
As someone who's been in construction my whole life. It's not that we can't make architecture like we used to. It's that nobody wants to pay for it or take that long to build it. Everything now is built Cheap and rushed.
What was even more egregious about the privacy violation posed by the old white pages is that the phone company used to charge a fee if you wanted to keep your telephone number private and omit it from publication. What a racket!
One time in the 70's my High School published a "Student Directory" of Names and PHONE NUMBERS for every student in the school. It cost $1.00. That was the BEST crank call guide EVER published. Well worth the buck. And never was it published again.
A former neighbor of mine had an emotional support pig here in an apartment complex 😫. I quipped to my brother that I was considering an ES giraffe. That CPR meme had me in stitches.
As kids, we used to really upset my dad when we didn't "roll up" the toothpaste tube. He used to say to us, "I could teach a monkey to roll up a toothpaste tube. What's wrong with you kids"!
My father would bellow 'Who's been squeezing the toothpaste in the middle?!!' and you'd likely get a smack in the head. ( The first ever advert on UK commercial TV was for a toothpaste - 'Gibbs SR'. )
I start out A and about halfway through, I switch to B, with toothpaste And speaking of monkeys, I got a new t-shirt, has a circus tent with monkeys. It says: This is my circus and these are my monkeys. Fittingly so, cuz, my husband and I, my kids, grands, and great grands, all live on our large property/acreage or they have purchased acreage next to us or from us.. We are the ringleaders of one big, mostly happy, circus. When I wear it, it sets them off, cuz they think that they are the boss around here.
In Portugal we had an advert for recycling on tv, about 30 years ago, it was about a chimpanzee learning to recycle, glass, metal and plastics, and paper. At the end a guy in a lab coat would say "Gervásio (the chimp) learned to recycle in 15 minutes, how much longer do YOU need?". Hehehehe.
There's so many tv shows that would be fun to live in their world for a month. -Mork and Mindy -Golden Girls -Trailer park Boys -The Office -Seinfeld -Cheers -The Andy Griffith Show
The joke is: A Hippo ran into his friend the mouse in the jungle. Hippo said hey guy you don't look so well. What's up?The mouse replied. I had a date with that cute Giraffe last nite. Hippo says, but why do you look so tired? The mouse says, well, between kissing her and screwing her I must have run three miles..
Actually the phone book is how the Terminator found Sarah Connor in the first Terminator, the wrong Sarah Connor initially, but yes, the assassination coordinate thing is spot on😂
If Hillary and pal could film themselves doing the thing that causes hardened NYPD officers to weep and later be suicided - then probably nothing is too bad.
1. Opening an umbrella inside. 2. Standing/ walking under a ladder. 3. Breaking a mirror. 4. Stepping on a crack. 5. Friday the 13th. 6. Black cat crossing your path. 7. Not putting your Christmas decorations away. 8. Spilling milk. 9. Gaudy housepaint. 10. Leaving your door open to let birds into the house (Old superstition connected with death).
If I had to be trapped in a TV show it would be Gilligan's Island. For starters, MaryAnn. Plus it makes a lot more sense than what we have around here.
Actually there were two books, a huge “White Pages” book for residential phone numbers and addresses and “Yelllow Pages” for businesses. I miss having those around. They were great for seating short kids at Christmas and Easter dinners.
The Pizza meme was amazing. It took some real skill to slice that pie and not slice a peperoni. Not many of us can say that they have the self control to pull that off. LMAO
As usual I did terrible! I laughed my tush off! No punishment for me it's enough to put up with all the bull mularchy! 😂😂😂😂😂 Great show Tyler! Keep em coming and we'll keep watching em! 😎😄👍❤️
Dude I said The Price is Right too! 😂 It's gotta be with Bob Barker though without a doubt... Was that really Meagan on there and did she win the showcase showdown???
The construction worker meme: My Dad back in the 1980s worked in Albany, NY at the Capitol as a stationary engineer keeping the building systems running. He wore coveralls around all day and went into offices and common areas to check air conditioning and heat, etc. he was a GRADE 20 . Most of the office people were GRADE 5 or lower and looked with disdain on the guys keeping them comfortable. Dad was making over $40K in the early 80s. They were making under $20K. AND Dad was a WW2 Marine Corps Sgt. They were nothing...... Unreal.
Tyler, I think you ought to bring back your face in the sun at least for Thursdays. Don't listen to the naysayers you and Nancy are both great openers for the show.
I have a solar powered wind chimes,..hummingbirds that light up at night in random colours, quite entertaining. I laughed and lost, always do. Love your show.
The Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens here in Florida has gotten rid of their cashiers, forcing customers to buy tickets online, with a convenience fee tacked on.
When I was a kid they marked like that, C or ✔️ for correct, and ❌ for wrong. I think these days they don’t dare use the X because it will hurt the kids’ feelings.
I've got different chimes around the house, but the ALARM chimes are big, rusted tubular bells. Takes a fair breeze to sound them'uns off! Nice deep (and kind of ominous) sound to 'em. Not that we ever have tornadoes here (one in a century and a half, and that one a baby, if you've lived in the Midwest. Matter of fact, you haven't faced challenging weather if you haven't lived in the Midwest-east of Ohio, north of Oklahoma and Arkansas, south of Canada and west of the Rockies. Lots of what our Deutsche friends accurately call "schiessewetter".)
I live in Thailand and the Burger King's suck here too. Being that the time difference here is 12 hours from my home state of Minnesota, I must wait until 9pm Sunday night for 'You Laugh, You Lose'.
My daughter is the squeeze it in the middle toothpaste and I am the bottom squeezer. We have different toothpaste. But I go fix hers. She ain't wasting good toothpaste !😂😂😂
The meme that says if you push on the gas pedal and the brake pedal, the same time it’ll take a selfie. The problem is in the picture and he’s pushing on the clutch on the brake.😂 however, if you do this in some Ford models it will reset the reminder to change your oil.
Back in the day, you could request an "unlisted number" instead of showing your info in the phone book. The books were also handy for boosting up kids at the dinner table. 😄
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@@ELBAFUNO1I think you meant first. But you were wrong I was here before you
God, family, country - then everything else will fall into place!!!
God bless Bidenomics!
The 16 cents I saved on my 4th. of July BBQ in 2021 I invested in bit coin and now I'm a millionaire.
Thank you, Joe Biden.
I am an engineering field inspector that does work for the DOT. I have to do wage rate interviews on the workers to make sure they get paid right. I met a dump truck driver making $58/hour and said after his benefits it's more like $98/hour. College is not the answer.
As an ex-construction worker, neither is construction. I would also like to know what area you are in so I can move there for those ridiculous wages, none of the dump truck drivers in my area get paid anything close, and they have a union, and have to pay half for their benefits if they want em. Also wage rate interviews? Seriously, where is this place of actual money being paid to people who work?
@@ethanwilliams1880 i think this particular driver had a good employer that he is tight with. Most of the other drivers on this job are making $35-$42/hour. The closer you get to NYC the more wages go up, especially with prevailing wages.
@@ethanwilliams1880 A couple of possibilities:
1. The driver has been employed by the state DOT, for a long time. We all know state employees are overpaid.
2. He is an individual who owns his own truck, in which case $100 is to pay for himself and use of the truck. It's like pipeline contract welders, $50/hr for the welding, $50/hr for the welding machine, and sometimes $15 to $20 for use of a grinder or torch.
Yep. I have a friend I helped graduate from high school and he was functionally illiterate. He got a job on the railroad and 10 years after high school was making 6 figures with great insurance and a pension. Still working for them and making more than me.
@@jbrou123 Regardless it was an attempt to misrepresent the truth, if it was true at all, which isn't impossible (albeit unlikely). Keep in mind, this was implied as the average joe until I called it out, just some guy he met.
He puts forward that the benefits count for so much more than the wages: that's a tactic of scummy employers, not of blue collar workers (who would rather get paid more than have the benefits, and thus don't talk like that).
Speaking of benefits, clearly he didn't own his own truck, because he was getting them, and private contractors work differently (and are extremely rare in the trash business, we ain't talking freight here).
On top of that, he couldn't be a state employee because trash is operated by a private company on behalf of the municipality, don't know of anywhere in the US where that isn't true.
So much else wrong here, but I already have an essay.
If there is no meat in it, it's a cheese sandwich, not a cheese burger.
I wouldn't get it but it's not a bad idea. However the cheese should be melted and bun toasted.
Correction...its not a cheeseburger unless the meat is ground beef👀 not just meat
A wish burger😎😎
That's like having seks with a 50 year old woman. It's ground beef curtains
You're starting to sound like you might not be confused about what gender you are, either. Careful, now....
It's true Zed. The phone book was how the Terminator found Sarah Conner. You had to be careful back then. 😅
All three Sarah Conners.
But now it's all on the internet...along with pictures and other detailed information on your house, your car/license plate/Vin #, etc etc.
A little harder on the internet but more info is there, way more people have access to it, and they don't even have to come to your town to harm you anymore.
only people in your area can see the phone book...and, like Sarah Conner, it gets tricky if more than one person has the same name.
Your towns don't still give out phone books? They're smaller now...but they still exist.
Even though the address was wrong but he showed up to the right address somehow.
@@josephgaviota True. It was a bad day for all the Sarah Conners. 😅
@@xjcrossx True. Though he was a walking computer from the future. You think he would know where she lived. lol.
I saw my husband on eHarmony holding a fish. So I commented, "nice fish." That's how we started chatting. And now we've been happily married a little over a year. I knew if my future husband can fish, he'd be able to provide for me the rest of our lives. Thank you Tyler for your videos.
That's pretty cool, congrats! If I saw that girls post, I probably would have responded with something along the lines of,
"No guy has ever seen a post from a girl who takes pictures dressed like that, while also making such condescending, pretentious comments and thought, 'Gee, I'd really love to spend the rest of my life with her'. Enjoy your one night stands, rake."
You are a lucky - and smart - gal!
I've heard fish pics actually do better than regular pics. I think that chick is just bitter and projecting.
Yeah, but what if you're like me...and don't eat fish?
My husband had a bass in his pro pic and a buck on his cover photo.
Some of us like country men!!!
I’ve multiplied 3 times so we get a lot of fish and deer these days. As long as there are wild animals and fresh streams our kids can feed themselves!!
My middle kiddo is 7 and every year he wants to catch brim (bluegill) at the lake to snack on. He starts a little fire to cook them and then eat them like chips! 🤣 if that ain’t self sufficient I don’t know what is.
Anyway, I agree, it’s hot! It’s even hotter watching them pass on the skill. 10 years in and not even 30 so yeah… wilderness skills are
Still relevant.
@2:20
Listen here whipper-snappers:
The Whitepages were residential listings and the yellow pages were for businesses.
My ten year old son this morning when I start watch Zed: runs out of his room (me not knowing he’s even awake) says “you started the video without me?!”. He loves your videos Tyler.
*my kids sitting on top of me watching* 13yr-laughing and 7yr-"I win cause I didn't laugh" 🤣
That happened
My 30 year old son and 13 year old grandson do the same thing😂
My husband, our four kids and I watch Zed together. ❤️
By-the-way Brake & Clutch
Best part is that they're gluing themselves to the road with petroleum based glue. 😂😂😂
Yeah - joined-up thinking isn't their speciality.
Right?😄🤣😆🤣
Cops should bust up the road, get identification, send ‘em on their way and bill them for repairs to the street.
@@tmscheum Nah, they just should rip their hands off the glue, along with their palms. You really think those people pay their bills?
just pour some non-polar solvent on their hands like camping fuel, it will eat away the glue, and nicely sting their hands...
The calendar looked like it was circled on Friday the 13th. That's what you're missing, Tyler.
Also spilling salt. :)
@@LukeOfTheDesert where?
And he's breaking a mirror, not a window!! Seven years of bad luck.
@@im_not_meg. the same hand he is breaking the mirror with
@@LukeOfTheDesert You and the OP need to be private detectives or something...I totally missed that shiz!
Tyler’s really becoming a dad. “You’re gonna ruin your appliances…”
"Get two birds stoned." I love the Trailer Park Boys reference. Ricky's inability to properly use a figure of speech is awesome.
Thank God for phone books. That is how I tracked down a girl I met at college orientation. We hung out at orientation but I neglected to ask for her phone number. I found it in the phone book and last May we had our 43rd anniversary.
So cool, congratulations! I miss those phone books…
♥
Now THAT’S a nice story.
That’s a beautiful and creepy story at the same time.
Why phone books aren't as bad as the Internet: only local people could look you up.
Tyler takes his pets to the veteran clinic. The USAF has some odd GI benefits.
😂It’s Friday the 13th on the calendar and it’s a mirror he’s breaking, not just glass.
LMAO
13:04 . . .
That's not the gas pedal.
That's the break & clutch pedal combo.
👍
the small village of Twatt is in Scotland! lololol
"then you get two birds stoned at once" made me lose it in fits of giggles. Ima yoink that!
I’ve never commented on a Tyler vid before.. I came here to comment on this, and somebody has beat me to it!
Just wait till you find out about Trailer Park Boys
@@vbosch21You mean Tyler and his brothers?
@@davejensen5520You should contribute more to the Zeducation Comment section.
A classic rickyism.
Tyler is getting two birds stoned at the same time. Amazing, must be a Minnesota thing.
It's actually a Canadian thing.
It's a Rickey thing
It’s a time-saver. Killing two birds with one stone: 7 syllables. Stoning two birds: 4 syllables.
It’s a Sunnyvale Trailer Park thing.
Trailer park boys.
My favorite Just Stop Oil was when they glued themselves to the floor of a car factory in Germany, so Management turned out the lights and went home, leaving them there overnight. The next day, the protesters complained about not being able to get food or access a bathroom. Served them right!
Is this true? Really true? Because if so, my day has just been brightened.
Tyler: a $1000 phone hanging by a thread.
Spiderman: I got this.
Ya get two birds stoned at once. Lmfao.
"You get two birds stoned at once"...Tyler Zed😂😂
He's quoting Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys
As someone who's been in construction my whole life. It's not that we can't make architecture like we used to. It's that nobody wants to pay for it or take that long to build it. Everything now is built Cheap and rushed.
You're right. The cost of just 1 gargoyle would be prohibitive today. Imagine the cost of 4 or 16!
"Y'all aren't done yet!? Come on! We're waiting on you!"
I think the bank put up all that $ to build it, but can't start collecting it back until it's occupied. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Oh lord, the squirrel read my mind. Multitasking kills the brain.
Dude that was Harrison Ford in Working Girl!
What was even more egregious about the privacy violation posed by the old white pages is that the phone company used to charge a fee if you wanted to keep your telephone number private and omit it from publication. What a racket!
20:15. Your husband knows all those things because someone told him those things. It's the same reason he doesn't know when you're mad.
+1, bullseye
One time in the 70's my High School published a "Student Directory" of Names and PHONE NUMBERS for every student in the school. It cost $1.00. That was the BEST crank call guide EVER published. Well worth the buck. And never was it published again.
13:12 those are the clutch and break 🤦🏻♂️😂😂
to all the kids who just know not 😉
I'm still chuckling about the aliens locking their doors....😅
I was holding on until that last "Wait until you find out about driver's license's" then I LMAO!!!!!
A former neighbor of mine had an emotional support pig here in an apartment complex 😫.
I quipped to my brother that I was considering an ES giraffe. That CPR meme had me in stitches.
12:20 - Tyler, Didn’t you notice that the “sciencey-ist of times” meme was an Air Force photo? 😝
Tyler talking about getting 2 birds stoned at once 😂😂😂
I got two birds stoned once mate, jolly good weekend, eh wot?
Ricky!!!
Good thing that they are pressing on the brake and the clutch in that one meme. People are like “What’s a clutch?” 😂😂
Two birds stoned at once made me laugh out loud 😂
Ever seen the Trailer Park Boys show? If not, you really should if you like jokes like that.
On the "Sciencey-ist of Times", there was a guy that got kicked off of a Zoom call, because he wasn't wearing a mask! True story.
ya he was 'triggering' another participant.
it was actually the WHITE pages that had your name phone and addy🤣
the yellow was the business
Indeed
Ours had white pages in first half and yellow pages in back. Pretty fancy. I know, I’m old.
True but most people think of phone books as the yellow pages because that's primarily what was used.
@@bobcaygeon4533that's how they all are as far as I know. The ones I saw were like that.
"Let your fingers do the walking."
Sounds like a crime in modern day.
As kids, we used to really upset my dad when we didn't "roll up" the toothpaste tube. He used to say to us, "I could teach a monkey to roll up a toothpaste tube. What's wrong with you kids"!
My father would bellow 'Who's been squeezing the toothpaste in the middle?!!' and you'd likely get a smack in the head.
( The first ever advert on UK commercial TV was for a toothpaste - 'Gibbs SR'. )
You should reply "I am not a monkey." just to see his reaction.
I start out A and about halfway through, I switch to B, with toothpaste And speaking of monkeys, I got a new t-shirt, has a circus tent with monkeys. It says: This is my circus and these are my monkeys. Fittingly so, cuz, my husband and I, my kids, grands, and great grands, all live on our large property/acreage or they have purchased acreage next to us or from us.. We are the ringleaders of one big, mostly happy, circus. When I wear it, it sets them off, cuz they think that they are the boss around here.
No need to roll it. Drag it taughtly across the counter edge from the far end towards the cap end.
In Portugal we had an advert for recycling on tv, about 30 years ago, it was about a chimpanzee learning to recycle, glass, metal and plastics, and paper. At the end a guy in a lab coat would say "Gervásio (the chimp) learned to recycle in 15 minutes, how much longer do YOU need?". Hehehehe.
“I’m not learning that.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣Practically a motto.
There's so many tv shows that would be fun to live in their world for a month.
-Mork and Mindy
-Golden Girls
-Trailer park Boys
-The Office
-Seinfeld
-Cheers
-The Andy Griffith Show
The Andy Griffith Show is my first pick.
The MLK role by Tom Hanks is comedy gold! 😅
The wind chime lights up at night...it's beautiful!
And wind is powered by the sun
?
I don't know why the CPR on the giraffe had me cracking up
I never laugh on Sundays but your comment had me rolling 🤣😆🤣
The joke is: A Hippo ran into his friend the mouse in the jungle. Hippo said hey guy you don't look so well. What's up?The mouse replied. I had a date with that cute Giraffe last nite. Hippo says, but why do you look so tired? The mouse says, well, between kissing her and screwing her I must have run three miles..
What is love? It's waiting for your wife to get off work so you can watch Zeducation memes together ❤
If that's true, then yes, that's love.
Why wouldn't it be true?
baby dont hurt me....
i mean.... yeah.... that
Actually the phone book is how the Terminator found Sarah Connor in the first Terminator, the wrong Sarah Connor initially, but yes, the assassination coordinate thing is spot on😂
The real questions are...
What does Hunter do that he's too ashamed to film?
What are the rest of the real questions?
If Hillary and pal could film themselves doing the thing that causes hardened NYPD officers to weep and later be suicided - then probably nothing is too bad.
Good point. But I expect he is incapable of feeling shame.
That question is truly one i do not want to know the answer to!!!!
@@johannesstephanusroos4969 Where he buys all his laptops.
How Parmasean Cheese feels in the lungs...
Plenty of questions only Hunter can answer.
Funny, the picture of the pedals in the car, is actually the clutch and brake. You can see the gas pedal over the top of the foot.
Happy Sunday, Tyler!!
The unlucky meme guy was standing under a ladder, the calendar was on Friday the 13th.
He forgot about stepping on a crack, "break your mother's back".
1. Opening an umbrella inside.
2. Standing/ walking under a ladder.
3. Breaking a mirror.
4. Stepping on a crack.
5. Friday the 13th.
6. Black cat crossing your path.
7. Not putting your Christmas decorations away.
8. Spilling milk.
9. Gaudy housepaint.
10. Leaving your door open to let birds into the house (Old superstition connected with death).
He was also spilling salt.
@@MichaelSHartman I believe it was Salt over the shoulder and No t milk! Lol.
Tyler tells everyone not to gamble so he has a better chance of winning 😂
If I had to be trapped in a TV show it would be Gilligan's Island. For starters, MaryAnn.
Plus it makes a lot more sense than what we have around here.
My favorite statement by women when I ask “what’s wrong”:
Well if you don’t know, I’m certainly not going to tell you.
If you really "know" her, you should know. 😂
My answer to “well if you don’t know, I am certainly not going to tell you.” Is “fair enough” and then walk away.
That cheese burger looks like they used those nasty Kraft singles, a good cheese like Kerrygold or Tillamook, even Sergentos would be acceptable!
I'll take, "Tell me you're from Wisconsin without telling me you're from Wisconsin" for $200, Alex...
Two birds stoned at once! 😂😂 Love that
Then you'll love Trailer Park Boys.
“2 birds stoned at once” lol
Deev’s mullet is gonna happen someday.
Two birds “Stoned” at once!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yanno, the one with the dad who cut the pizza differently was kinda cool! I’d eat it 🤣
Who is Yanno
Ya kno
I just move pepperoni before cutting.. then replace
Actually there were two books, a huge “White Pages” book for residential phone numbers and addresses and “Yelllow Pages” for businesses. I miss having those around. They were great for seating short kids at Christmas and Easter dinners.
And you always had some fire starter on hand!
I miss getting the phone book. Every time it came, I got to do my favorite Steve Martin impression.
Solar powered wind chimes. I like the solar powered clothes dryers. Been my favorite for years.
The Pizza meme was amazing. It took some real skill to slice that pie and not slice a peperoni. Not many of us can say that they have the self control to pull that off. LMAO
As usual I did terrible! I laughed my tush off! No punishment for me it's enough to put up with all the bull mularchy! 😂😂😂😂😂 Great show Tyler! Keep em coming and we'll keep watching em! 😎😄👍❤️
The lettuce one got me!
You know what's kinda weird - I don't know and will never meet Tyler - but I knew straight away how he squeezes his toothpaste.
because he's respectable
2:11…the Terminator found Sarah Connor by looking in the phone book !
Dude I said The Price is Right too! 😂 It's gotta be with Bob Barker though without a doubt...
Was that really Meagan on there and did she win the showcase showdown???
2:40 The older city directories had not only names, phone #, address, but JOBs and family members names... truly!
The construction worker meme: My Dad back in the 1980s worked in Albany, NY at the Capitol as a stationary engineer keeping the building systems running. He wore coveralls around all day and went into offices and common areas to check air conditioning and heat, etc. he was a GRADE 20 . Most of the office people were GRADE 5 or lower and looked with disdain on the guys keeping them comfortable. Dad was making over $40K in the early 80s. They were making under $20K. AND Dad was a WW2 Marine Corps Sgt. They were nothing...... Unreal.
Tyler, I think you ought to bring back your face in the sun at least for Thursdays. Don't listen to the naysayers you and Nancy are both great openers for the show.
Tyler, I'm tired of seeing that ugly witches face. Please update the intro.
13:04 I'm not surprised that Tyler didn't realize they were pressing on the clutch and the brake, not the brake and gas
beat me to it. so the real question is. does the meme writer know thats the clutch and the brake and hes just trolling us?
@monoceros21 well I'd assume that the meme writer has probably never driven a stick shift so they were just unaware.....
I also came to make this comment.
The guy who glued his hand to the road.🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴 I’m done. German master race stuff there.🤣🤣🤣
''Giant kites could pull ships across the ocean'',,,,, I've seen that movie! Water World with Kevin Costner!
I have a solar powered wind chimes,..hummingbirds that light up at night in random colours, quite entertaining.
I laughed and lost, always do. Love your show.
Can’t believe she actually won price as right!!!!! So freaking cool
Tell us what she got though....I heard you have to pay taxes on everything before receiving it
Tyler havin a real Bubbles moment there.
Omg Tom hanks as Martin Luther King Jr had me in stitches 🤣
The wind chimes probably have some sort of lighting.
Happy Sunday Zeducation I always look forward to what you have in store for us
"Two birds stoned at once." Love it.
He's under a ladder on Friday the 13th. Lol
That "punishment" is more of an inconvenience than an actual punishment lol
The Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens here in Florida has gotten rid of their cashiers, forcing customers to buy tickets online, with a convenience fee tacked on.
I lost it with the kid selling the lawn mower🤣
The teacher did not mark it wrong Tyler,he simply offered his condolences, and...gave passing grade.
Actually I think the “C” meant correct. I’ve had tests marked like that.
My FATHER was 50 when I was 10 (not much older than this kid, I'd think), so this would've seemed an odd question to me at the time.
@@wkotheimer9334 It's not a "C" it's a scuffed ✅.
When I was a kid they marked like that, C or ✔️ for correct, and ❌ for wrong. I think these days they don’t dare use the X because it will hurt the kids’ feelings.
Pretty shortsighted of the test creator, not to have seen THAT as a possibility.💜👿
As a wisconsinite your punishment is just a afternoon snack
...or breakfast. Forward.
Yep Valero definitely has it. Lived in Dallas 23 yrs. 😂
My wife use to say "if you don't know why I'm mad, I'm not telling you". Drove me nuts!
My wind chimes is my tornado alarm. If they all start chiming at once, I go outside and look at clouds.. this is truth.
I've got different chimes around the house, but the ALARM chimes are big, rusted tubular bells. Takes a fair breeze to sound them'uns off! Nice deep (and kind of ominous) sound to 'em. Not that we ever have tornadoes here (one in a century and a half, and that one a baby, if you've lived in the Midwest. Matter of fact, you haven't faced challenging weather if you haven't lived in the Midwest-east of Ohio, north of Oklahoma and Arkansas, south of Canada and west of the Rockies. Lots of what our Deutsche friends accurately call "schiessewetter".)
@@Trollificusv2 HAHA what an appropriate name.
@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 ? What was even troll-adjacent in that post? Actually curious.
@@Trollificusv2 Not your username....the name for the storm.
I live in Thailand and the Burger King's suck here too. Being that the time difference here is 12 hours from my home state of Minnesota, I must wait until 9pm Sunday night for 'You Laugh, You Lose'.
Cutting a pizza so that every slice has nothing but complete peperoni on it is GENIUS!
I thought zeducation was just a name, but you drop some of the best relationship advice I've ever heard right here
I wake up every Sunday hungover. I'll grab another beer and watch zed.
Perfect
Drinking is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
This was a great one. I have a story for each meme. Which either means i have a great memory or I'm a complete ahole.
My daughter is the squeeze it in the middle toothpaste and I am the bottom squeezer. We have different toothpaste. But I go fix hers. She ain't wasting good toothpaste !😂😂😂
🙋♂️ Ooh ooh Mr. Kotter, Mr. Kotter.💜😈
When I got my 'fully adjustable, solar clothes dryer' (for only 39.98) it looked exactly like the ball of string I got last week. (for 2.86)
Probably cost more because it was sent to you via high-tech kiteship.
That Tom Hanks as MLK picture has very strong Will Smith vibes to me.
and he glued his right hand to the asfalt.... perfect!
He might be a lefty in both senses of the word, but it still means he can’t take off his jacket to take a shower. Ugh
5:10 took me a minute, but he's also spilling salt.
Leave it to Zed. Killing the competition through constipation! 😂
The meme that says if you push on the gas pedal and the brake pedal, the same time it’ll take a selfie. The problem is in the picture and he’s pushing on the clutch on the brake.😂 however, if you do this in some Ford models it will reset the reminder to change your oil.
I would have to hold both down at red lights to keep my car from stalling...😐
I think maybe it's a British car? Do they flip the pedals when they flip the steering wheel to the wrong side?
They trying to teach people burnouts?
@@godisgreat9622 I've owned cars like that, too.
@@AndyDrake-FOOKYTWatch initial D and you will have your answer
That opening was absolutely TERRIFYING!!!😂😂😂
Happy Sunday! Thank you for the laughs!
Back in the day, you could request an "unlisted number" instead of showing your info in the phone book. The books were also handy for boosting up kids at the dinner table. 😄
As a shortie, I sat on phone books every day for years. If I weighed less, I'd still have to use a car seat.