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  • @kiratheelf772
    @kiratheelf772 5 місяців тому +95

    "cyst and deceased" just completely broke my brain, i sat here for a good long while just trying to remember what the actual thing was called.
    *cease and desist.*

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 5 місяців тому +5

      the guy somehow managed to reverse it

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 5 місяців тому +5

      I am just amazed that they knew both of those words *and* knew how to spell them correctly, yet never realized that this is not what they mean.

  • @darakke
    @darakke 5 місяців тому +43

    “Damian terms”. Shots fired.

  • @Kami-mk7tu
    @Kami-mk7tu 5 місяців тому +40

    We shouldn't take good English for granite.

  • @1forallful
    @1forallful 5 місяців тому +126

    This truly is a doggy dog world. It's Snoop's world, and we're just livin in it. 😂

    • @Swiftkitten88
      @Swiftkitten88 5 місяців тому +7

      to be fair this SHOULD be the saying. "doggy dog world" sounds so much better

    • @machinegunangel
      @machinegunangel 5 місяців тому +4

      Bow wow wow, yippee yo yippee yay!!🎶

  • @f1zzy._xoxo
    @f1zzy._xoxo 5 місяців тому +170

    0:54 actually, saying acoustic is a common joke so this probably isnt a bone apple tea situation

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 5 місяців тому +39

      it's a very unfunny and insensitive joke too

    • @Makkiebobo730
      @Makkiebobo730 5 місяців тому +34

      @@wyzololthis is the internet, why would they be sensitive

    • @f1zzy._xoxo
      @f1zzy._xoxo 5 місяців тому +3

      @@wyzolol by what ive seen, the joke is mainly used by autistic ppl and isnt rlly used in a bad way

    • @noahkleppolsen9465
      @noahkleppolsen9465 5 місяців тому +57

      @@wyzololit just got spread to far, im autistic and find it funny when used in a clearly joking situation

    • @Gyrhoe
      @Gyrhoe 5 місяців тому +54

      @@wyzolol It's surprisingly common for autistic people to use it though, I've noticed. It depends on the person you tell it to, much like any joke.

  • @vitoriangamer7807
    @vitoriangamer7807 5 місяців тому +94

    4:18 NOT THE FEEBLE POSITION

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 5 місяців тому +193

    my brain: """meaty core"""

  • @57z2
    @57z2 5 місяців тому +14

    1:00 Im 100% sure he MEANT to say acoustic. 100% certain. if ykyk

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal 5 місяців тому +8

    0:48
    That one is literally correct though. Lame Man's terms has an urban dictionary entry just for this person!

  • @venomenace
    @venomenace 5 місяців тому +31

    Nearly every time i use the restroom i have a urethra moment

  • @WhirlyBeepBoops
    @WhirlyBeepBoops 5 місяців тому +30

    I think the "county out" post was actually an intentional reference to a video on the Lion King remake, where it's pointed out that Zazu legitimately sounds like he's saying "county out" instead of "count me out" in one of his lines in _I Just Can't Wait To Be King_

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 5 місяців тому +18

    1:00 I like the implication that Men are as frightening to everyone else as Biblically Accurate Angels are to Men... such that they must approach us with the same ""! 🤣

    • @evildrkirby
      @evildrkirby 5 місяців тому +1

      I mean, have you **seen** the reactions to the whole "random bear or random man" question?

    • @lady_draguliana784
      @lady_draguliana784 5 місяців тому

      @@evildrkirby oh my yes! 😅

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 4 місяці тому +1

      @@evildrkirbyYeah, the amount of guys sending photos or videos of bear attack victims to random women, just proving those women right.

  • @Wee_Mewon
    @Wee_Mewon 5 місяців тому +3

    2:42 I guarantee this is referencing the lion king prequel about mufasa, and the county out line is referencing the weird way zazu says ‘count me out’ in the photorealistic remake

  • @xX_Gravity_Xx
    @xX_Gravity_Xx 5 місяців тому +7

    I feel like a lot of these happen from people in the American Northwest.
    First time I traveled to Minnesota I couldn't understand a single thing anyone actually said. "Heelorr, howurryaa? Wat wudya leek?"

    • @shadowfluff2255
      @shadowfluff2255 4 місяці тому

      I recently went to Minnesota cause my sister lives there... I don't. I heard some people who spoke like that.... granted, I hear people speak like that everywhere.
      I also tend to hear lots of accents and slurred speech.

  • @ThatGuyRNA
    @ThatGuyRNA 5 місяців тому +11

    2:53
    This is a joke, not a bone Apple Tea
    It’s a reference to the lion king 2019 where the bird says
    “If this is where the monarchy is headed county out”

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg6008 5 місяців тому +19

    6:39 And here we see someone thinking something at the middle of the spectrum is bad, rather than being... halfway between good and mad.

  • @BaniTheBun
    @BaniTheBun 5 місяців тому +31

    We should all soup scrub to this chain well

    • @staticbuilds7613
      @staticbuilds7613 5 місяців тому

      Nice but I think _Scrub Scribe_ is a better one

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 5 місяців тому +7

    Wait hang on, the "County Out" one is intentionally. The Lion King Garbage remake has a line where Zazu says "if this is where the monarchy is headed COUNTY out" because the va scuffed the line. The Lion King prequel trailer was bad so the commenter was making a joke about it.

  • @Kerosene.Dreams
    @Kerosene.Dreams 5 місяців тому +10

    Bone Apple Tea is a beautiful subreddit that could have been twice or three times the length of this video and is the main reason I even have a Reddit.

  • @Idk-_-lol-m4y
    @Idk-_-lol-m4y 5 місяців тому +9

    7:19 OMG i HATE when quesadillas fly into my car too 😢😢

    • @MrfnordTim
      @MrfnordTim 5 місяців тому +1

      I live in Albuquerque, so it's not entirely out of the question.

    • @Idk-_-lol-m4y
      @Idk-_-lol-m4y 5 місяців тому

      @@MrfnordTim oof

  • @edcaldwell4326
    @edcaldwell4326 5 місяців тому +12

    Paul and Season sounds like the name of some sort of department store

  • @quagsir-behattedbloboftheu5051
    @quagsir-behattedbloboftheu5051 5 місяців тому +13

    It's funny, because here in the south of England you would hear a lot of people, including myself, not pronounce the "t" in right of way, instead of the "f". So it becomes "righ' uf way" - not even properly pronouncing the "o".

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 5 місяців тому +9

    Jack Singing Bits
    6:39 We All Learned English

  • @XCaptianXChaosX
    @XCaptianXChaosX 5 місяців тому +2

    I love "tipity iceberg" and think we should use that because it's adorable.

  • @WodLndCrits
    @WodLndCrits 5 місяців тому +4

    0:50 "you killed him dude!"
    -damien lee

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 5 місяців тому +4

    Zombie "a pack of lips" sounded like a dad joke.

    • @amit.k.8939
      @amit.k.8939 5 місяців тому

      What is this supposed to mean? I genuinely can't figure it out.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 5 місяців тому +3

      @@amit.k.8939 Zombie _Apocalypse._

    • @amit.k.8939
      @amit.k.8939 5 місяців тому +2

      @@greenapple9477 Knew I would feel stupid when I'll figure out the answer.
      Thanks :)

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 5 місяців тому +1

      @@amit.k.8939 That's a mood.

    • @Speejays2
      @Speejays2 Місяць тому

      There's no way that one wasn't an intentional joke

  • @laiostouden-ib3bj
    @laiostouden-ib3bj 5 місяців тому +9

    im thinking the "acoustic" post was intentional in the spelling, but like. coming from someone whos most likely autistic, i haaaaate the trend of saying "acoustic" and "restarted." it feels so fucking gross that people are 1. treating "autistic" as a bad word and/or treating it the same way those popular girls in hs did to the special ed class (infantilization, treating them as pets, making fun of them through this behavior) and 2. finding a way to say a slur that doesnt belong to them. if someone with autism wanted to call themselves the r slur, go for it, but i hate hearing the word and would prefer to never be called that in any context. except for trolls cause they do it to get a rise out of people

  • @Pershingtank
    @Pershingtank 5 місяців тому +5

    2:40 is on purpose, it comes from a badly pronounced line in the remake of The Lion King.

  • @13Pixie13
    @13Pixie13 5 місяців тому +14

    I died (no pun intended) only 19 seconds in with the "zombie a pack of lips" . 🤣

  • @rewertot
    @rewertot 5 місяців тому +7

    9:08 this sounds like a pun I wood make

  • @machinegunangel
    @machinegunangel 5 місяців тому +3

    Cyst and deceased 😂😂😂

  • @Mel_Bat
    @Mel_Bat 5 місяців тому +7

    5:59 people learning English as their second language are rarely taught these type of rules. Most often it's just: "remember, English spelling does not make sense even for natives, so just learn spelling of each word on it's own without any rules". Basically people are just told that there are no sensible rules and to just memorise the spelling of each individual word. In other words, don't worry Jack - only natives are tortured with this

  • @richardperks7776
    @richardperks7776 5 місяців тому +1

    I always love it when EmKay unloads a video on youth tube

  • @rockenlouis
    @rockenlouis 3 місяці тому +1

    6:31 Hey thereee I'm the guy who said Meaty Ogre. I just want to say that I don't know if I should feel embarrassed or honored that I'm on UA-cam and became a meme

  • @jeffrey8979
    @jeffrey8979 5 місяців тому +1

    There is actually a real term in linguistics for this, called eggcorns (after a common misinterpretation of acorn).

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades 5 місяців тому +1

    6:55 Now that Paul and season is WHAT?!

  • @dayzlove4994
    @dayzlove4994 5 місяців тому +3

    6:06 Definitely this one, Jack would be a great torturer.

  • @zxzxmatheus
    @zxzxmatheus 5 місяців тому +7

    URETHRA!!

  • @almonpista
    @almonpista 5 місяців тому +1

    I use to think it was getting down to brass tax, and then I was working in an upholstery shop working with Brass Tacks and I realized I was dumb

  • @Laurasophiesmith
    @Laurasophiesmith 5 місяців тому

    0:51 Nahhhhh Jack really did Damien dirty at this point 😂😂😂

  • @justapanpirate
    @justapanpirate 5 місяців тому

    01:46 My brain immediately went “that looks like a Malm from Ikea” and I have never felt more Swedish in my life.

  • @Randal_Ivory_X3
    @Randal_Ivory_X3 5 місяців тому +7

    My fave thing to do with these videos is try to figure out what the people are actually trying to say

  • @The_Mud_Monkey
    @The_Mud_Monkey 5 місяців тому +1

    I learnt recently that most of these are called Eggcorns, which is just brilliant!

  • @Sarika38
    @Sarika38 5 місяців тому +2

    Quesadillas can fly?!?!😂😳

    • @moonrose36
      @moonrose36 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, how else can one eat them without hands?

  • @singingblueberry
    @singingblueberry 5 місяців тому

    English isn't my first language, so this subreddit is always a good opportunity to test my abilities. About 95% of the time, I know what the wrong term is and about 50% of the time, I'm able to figure out what the right term would be.

  • @No_Direction-99
    @No_Direction-99 5 місяців тому

    1:15 once my friend said “yep. He doesn’t look like a serial killer.”… at my Uber driver!! 😂😭

  • @LucazioJ
    @LucazioJ 5 місяців тому +2

    Bro required taste😂

  • @vitreousmist
    @vitreousmist 5 місяців тому

    I laughed wayyyy too hard on the quesadilla one that one really got me, for some reason these things are golden

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 5 місяців тому

    I'm using "Hi, it's okay, I'm safe. I haven't ever killed anyone before" as my tinder bio. Cause online dating is going down the shitter.

  • @stellart5664
    @stellart5664 5 місяців тому +1

    This Reddit is exactly how I hear everything with my APD

  • @grandgojira5485
    @grandgojira5485 5 місяців тому

    1:21
    Plot twist: the one typing was a tiger

  • @Soniccatplayz
    @Soniccatplayz 5 місяців тому +21

    Hot tamales

  • @sirpendergast1575
    @sirpendergast1575 5 місяців тому +3

    I always wonder how many of these are just people using speech to text and not checking before posting, because in my experience it very mych likes splitting words.

  • @SteamIsntKing
    @SteamIsntKing 5 місяців тому +1

    4:25 he sounds like Pinky from Pinky and the brain lol

  • @heqrtout
    @heqrtout 5 місяців тому +1

    not damien catching strays

  • @REALrileyishere
    @REALrileyishere 5 місяців тому +2

    Boneappletea is a good sub red bit.

  • @NooGDfan
    @NooGDfan 5 місяців тому +1

    Damien terms? 😂

  • @teddychu1177
    @teddychu1177 5 місяців тому +1

    @6:16 at a gay male adult spicy party...

  • @brycethoreson9216
    @brycethoreson9216 5 місяців тому +1

    Not like we live in a generation that has spellcheck and grammar check

  • @Jayce.M.K017
    @Jayce.M.K017 5 місяців тому +1

    Is that the lost pause subreddit, cause i know only one person with a subreddit the says fluff instead of p**n
    6:28

  • @Watching_the_World_Burning
    @Watching_the_World_Burning 5 місяців тому +1

    Just realized, there's a pop-up that is straight up preventing me from skipping ads about captions.
    Anyone else noticed?

    • @AllHailDiskordia
      @AllHailDiskordia 5 місяців тому

      I bit the bullet and got YT Premium, i can't stand ads so i fell for the blackmail 😢

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 3 місяці тому

    8:44. I have no idea what that is supposed to be...
    In fairness, I think some of this is a failure of "speech to text", compounded by a failure to check the text before hitting "send"....

  • @SandroilaKook
    @SandroilaKook 5 місяців тому

    Watching this makes me question my English myself....

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 5 місяців тому +5

    Pain, everything hurts watching this

  • @mcm730
    @mcm730 21 день тому

    1:45 I don’t think this one counts, chester drawers may have started as a mispronunciation but I’ve heard them called that by most people for most of my life, lmao.

  • @jonmendelson1104
    @jonmendelson1104 5 місяців тому

    5:55 It's really seeming like Florida's picking apart Edmonton limp from limp in the cup final, not the other way around. Sure, Edmonton demolished them last game, but it's still a 3-1 series lead for Florida.

  • @purplegirlcosplaysbr1609
    @purplegirlcosplaysbr1609 5 місяців тому

    2:31 *_"nooo"_* 👹👹👹

  • @Dabkiller59
    @Dabkiller59 5 місяців тому +2

    this is hair lair ous🤣🤣

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 5 місяців тому +4

    Day 145 of guessing the editor.
    0:47 I can tell from the way the text gets revealed that Kenny edited this.

  • @1jotun136
    @1jotun136 5 місяців тому

    You've just got to eat a lot of cheese at the reception.

  • @Idont_eatcrocs
    @Idont_eatcrocs 5 місяців тому +4

    Woah new ehm cane video

    • @WodLndCrits
      @WodLndCrits 5 місяців тому

      This would fit in are slash named soundalikes

  • @chickenx2382
    @chickenx2382 5 місяців тому

    6:32 like shrek doesnt have meat

  •  5 місяців тому

    How many in this video would give the "W-well, you figured out what I meant, s-so SHUT UP!" defense?

  • @shadowfluff2255
    @shadowfluff2255 4 місяці тому

    You know. These make more sense than my attempt at spelling things. (Some of them)

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo 5 місяців тому

    If anything "required" taste sounds it was lacking flavour instead.

  • @sapphirefox93
    @sapphirefox93 5 місяців тому

    i am not the best at spelling but this subreddit makes me realize i could be a lot wprse. 😂

  • @fahmi7th
    @fahmi7th 5 місяців тому

    And that's why i didn't skip my English lesson

  • @evanchismark3092
    @evanchismark3092 5 місяців тому

    6:52 - 6:56 was he dreading having to read the words "among us"?

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 5 місяців тому

    Taste may be required, but english sure is not

  • @Syn523
    @Syn523 5 місяців тому

    7:01 as a Spider-Man fan, I approve this message

  • @darlenebuck431
    @darlenebuck431 5 місяців тому

    oh got another misspell that's gonna give poor Jack a migraine.

  • @ajlucky0076
    @ajlucky0076 5 місяців тому

    I'm so sorry to those who have to learn English as their second language

  • @greybatter9727
    @greybatter9727 5 місяців тому

    8:56 This will never not be funny to me

  • @Barkie946
    @Barkie946 5 місяців тому +7

    People are sometimes very stupid. Very very stupid.

  • @barebones_music115
    @barebones_music115 5 місяців тому

    Just remembered that time I kept saying metalcore in place of medical during a conversation

  • @timburlingame5893
    @timburlingame5893 5 місяців тому +1

    Aww I wanted more

  • @AllHailDiskordia
    @AllHailDiskordia 5 місяців тому

    I wish these were the fault of autocorrect

  • @ryanthec
    @ryanthec 5 місяців тому

    All these were written by Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

  • @HexOverride
    @HexOverride 5 місяців тому +1

    Damien is way better than anyone else, frick you :(

  • @Zynixed
    @Zynixed 5 місяців тому +1

    my favorite subreddit :D

  • @john_savage
    @john_savage 5 місяців тому

    I'm not one to say atodaso. But atodaso! A fuckin' todaso!

  • @thedanymu
    @thedanymu 5 місяців тому

    I really like r/boneappletea, but i struggle with some words because i don't speak english, i wish they could say what the OP actually meant to say

  • @Ichigo_Tomago
    @Ichigo_Tomago 5 місяців тому

    3:47
    One, two, three and to the four
    Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door
    Ready to make an entrance so back on up

  • @Foggy404
    @Foggy404 5 місяців тому +3

    oh neat

  • @7thSixn
    @7thSixn 5 місяців тому

    sometimes idek what they are trying to say.

  • @jestertheclown8055
    @jestertheclown8055 5 місяців тому

    emkay if you seeing this i love you guys

  • @sallyparty1978
    @sallyparty1978 5 місяців тому

    18 mins
    Meaty core is now in my dictionary

  • @ElizabethHarris-yh5im
    @ElizabethHarris-yh5im 5 місяців тому +32

    You definitely deserve more recognition for this!

    • @CelestialFrog676
      @CelestialFrog676 5 місяців тому +7

      Bot

    • @yef122
      @yef122 5 місяців тому +3

      Pórn bot reported

    • @crossbo5345
      @crossbo5345 5 місяців тому +4

      The pòrnogrophy has breached our defenses

  • @Aple_man-fs5iz
    @Aple_man-fs5iz 5 місяців тому

    8:04 everywhere 😏

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 5 місяців тому

    too many of these _sound_ similar enough that I can't look away from the text on screen b/c the mistake only tracks that way 😅