*It's not square, It's not square, He just wasted square, He left sharp square, It's all bent. I can not conceive the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was square* 1:10
1:10 *It’s not s q u a r e, It’s not s q u a r e, he’s wasted s q u a r e, he’s left sharp s q u a r e, it’s all bent... I cannot concieve of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was s q u a r e-*
_If i know James May at all, and I’m sorry I have to say I do _*_do,_*_ he won’t be as bothered about the theft of half of his bonnet than he will about the theft of half of his bonnet. That will rankle._
"I cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was SQUARE." This is why I keep coming back to these. These are absolutely hilarious.
0:27 Last night, While Hammond and May were around the campfire, discussing the campfire, (0:32) I made an interesting modification of mac to my CaaC. Yesterday I discovered that stats were very difficult. (0:38) I cant ride the W E D G E. Its bRiLlIAnT.
![[YTP] Clarkson has Dong Trouble in Vietnam](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zAjJaeP8n3Y/mqdefault.jpg)
0:22 C L A R K S O O U U O O N
Didn't know May was a Dalek O.O
Play at 0.25 thank me later
We need a 1hour version of C L A C S O N
That genuinely got me
Funniest thing ever 😂😂😂!
I don't know why the curved bodies are so funny lol
Rene Villarreal I believe the correct term would be “thicc”
Oh never mind, now I know what you are talking about
Just are
*nein*
Large a**
5:25 basically what Jeremy looks like on The Grand Tour now
Hahahaaha
Tap that time stamp really fast
Sides... in orbit... ouch
OH MY GOD YES BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAAAA
How?
0:22, I literally cried.
😂 can relate.
boi shut yo sensitive ass up
nevermind, i just cried
Me, the first time I saw it: 1:23
@@birbmann i was about to r/whooosh but no.
0:22 *it's a wild James mating call!*
AlfiePlayzGaming Nice profile photo
Crazy Drifter 1 Ikr, its beeyootiful
Ye
I love your profile picture! It features a brilliant M3 E46 GTR!
James mayting call
*It's not square, It's not square, He just wasted square, He left sharp square, It's all bent. I can not conceive the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was square*
1:10
*O H M Y G O D*
@@qn2h AHEHHEHIEHIE
LMFAO
BiRDiE is the best
It's my favourite part lol
2:00 still makes me split my sides. The comedic timing is perfect
James was SO MAD at 0:22 that he yelled with enough force to bend space and time
Yeah😂
Bro sounded like a dalek
4:54 IM DYING,HAMMONDS LAUGH!!!
my ass collapsed
M going on fuoot
Im in tears help me
His cute hamster laugh.
He is a metal detector
Bendy Africans
PyroBass yep
I would watch an entire 5 minute video of bendy africans set to wobbly music
Proof of round Earth.
@@xiphosura413 wouldn't we all?
Lol
0:42 I lost my shit at the swiveled screen, and the broken music.
I cried
One of my favourite parts of the video.
It's so simple but so good
3:57 MANKYAIBYND
0:22 when your mum calls you to wash the dishes also this is Q U A L I T Y content
when you dont clean your room and mom walks out the shower and sees mess: 0:22
1:10 *It’s not s q u a r e, It’s not s q u a r e, he’s wasted s q u a r e, he’s left sharp s q u a r e, it’s all bent... I cannot concieve of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was s q u a r e-*
_If i know James May at all, and I’m sorry I have to say I do _*_do,_*_ he won’t be as bothered about the theft of half of his bonnet than he will about the theft of half of his bonnet. That will rankle._
*O H M Y G O D*
Im square
@@Zynderion117 (much laughter)
1:05 Dead😂😭
*LoOk aT ThIs*
0:22 = Hyperdead
00:43 Africa in a nutshell
it's brilliant...
Dead😂😂😂😂
Stupid shits in a nutshell
>Божественная Свет
These African people seem *_bEnDy_*
My Channel Lacks Originality Yeah,BENDY!
*And the little voice said:*
DON'T DO IT MICHAEL
1:20 OH MAI GOOODDD
me when i see my crush lol
*O H M Y G O D*
"They're eating her! Then they're gonna eat me!"
1:21
0:45 *nice african model you got there*
Love me an African model
just binged all of these videos they are absolutely wonderful please dont stop making them ahahah
Haha thank you so much. Don't worry I won't, I have another one in the way :)
0:42 God, I love that pitchbend.
"Indicating the springs of a presence in my mind"
The most meta I've ever heard Clarkson
4:20 😂😂😂 *pumped up kicks intenaifies*
And the timestamp's perfect as well
DBSimulatorGaming a
4:57
"My ass is collapsed, I'm going on foot."
This makes so much sense.
You're right.
2:00 his face cracked me up
I seriously think it'd make a good pfp
I had it as my pfp for awhile
I love these videos, particularly the "play on words" sections (eg. 1:10 1:38 etc.) please include them more in future :P
SMEAJ oh yeah, I love them. It is probably the best thing about YTP's :D I will definitely include more :)
You've broken my...aerial reconnaissance unit
The intro is the best thing I’ve ever seen
5:42 hweeer
the way he says it so softly and gently makes it even better
Why am I watching this with broken ribs 😂😂😂
will dengate hope you get well
Rest in pieces.
xD
will dengate did they break while watching another one of this guy’s ytps
@@AbsoluteAbsurd luv ur music
5:01 that Hammond running like a pro 👌
Clarkson and his Ariel Reconnaissance Unit
5:15
*O H M Y G O D*
"As dawn bro- *_CLARKSOOOOOOONNNNN!!!_* "
"As dawn brok.."
*"CLarKSoN!"*
*S Q U A R E*
:DDD m8 your vids are legendary i am cracking up all day long :D could you do more of that bendy stuff? :DD
Haha thank you so much :D don't worry I'll keep that in mind for my next video
im not even 30 seconds in and im already laughing my lungs flat at 0:22
0:22 gold
1:04 "LoOk aT iT!"
Best bit by far
Best bit was 0:22 imo
This is the only thing that makes me laugh during lockdown thanks for these even though it’s on my recommended and it’s 2020
4:46 - 4:57 tho
Little Kitty Crafter 4:46 - 4:59*
0:22 when ur mom sees u in public and your name is clarkson and you forgot to clean your room 30 years ago
I fucking love Top Gear YTPs! So glad they exist.
0:10 no wonder how I wasted my winter vacation
"As dawn broke..."
"ClAaAaAaAaArKsOoOoOn"
I lost my shit! 🤣
*_cLaRkSoUoOuUuOoUn!_*
Yknow shits about to go down when you hear CLARRKSOOON
I’ll be honest, I’ve memorised all of the words in this video
1:57 what episode is this
Simonstar it is all part of the Africa Special. I believe it is season 19 episodes 6 and 7.
DeployTheDRS thank you
*CLARKSOOooOoOooOoN*
"I cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was SQUARE."
This is why I keep coming back to these. These are absolutely hilarious.
"As we set off on our long mood"
Funny becauze every last episode of Top Gear and Grand Tour are one big long mood
James face......... 😂 😂😂😂
4:57 my ass collapsed 😂😂
*_M Y A R S E C O L L A S P E D_*
@@FH4Player6397😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeremy: “As dawn broke…..”
James: ClArKsOOOnNN
“As dawn bro-“
*_”ClArKsOoOoOoOoOoN!!!!”_*
0:22
“ClArKsOnN!”
If this isn't played at my funeral, I ain't going
0:43 I can’t...
I can’t stop laughing
0:22 When the teacher sees you skipping class
0:21
As dawn bro-
ClaAArCkSO0ooOONnnn!!!
"Your two and a half feet" "fEeT" "feet" FEETTT "Yeah" 2:28 XDDD
Feet?
@@erneststyczen7071 FEET
@@lmao....9416 feet?
@@erneststyczen7071 FEEEETTTTT
@@lmao....9416 fe-?
*_CLAarksoOOooOOn!!!_*
1:04 a n g e r
0:09 I died after the claming intro
*cLArkSoooOoooonNn*
4:46 James May.exe has stopped working😂😂
Replace the music at 4:30 with the Hamster Dance. Epic YTP all around with that. He would have moves just to stab his eardrums.
I'm LITERALLY DYING
*M Y A S S C O L L A P S E D*
SlenderJames at 5:35 LMAO
1:05 mate, that was epic
You should get more views for these videos.
4:51 like a 100yr old granny... 😂😂🤣🤣
I cried 😂 subscribed.
As dawn broke-
*CLARKSON!!!!!!*
“As dawn br-“
“CLARKSOoOOoOOOoN!!!”
5:42 Haunting
3:04 *B E N D Y C O C K*
Whoever makes these is just the mesiah
How did you distort them like that? especially at 5:38
Sum yout00ber HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The swirls always fucking kill me😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I broke my aerial reconnaissance unit
5:56 that is the source of the river nile, *I'M GOING TO PUT MY FINGER IN IT*
“As dawn broke ..... CLARKSOOON!!!!” James May
0:22 I didn't see that one coming. 😂
1:20 *S Q U A R E*
4:52 dwarf james
0:27 Last night, While Hammond and May were around the campfire, discussing the campfire, (0:32) I made an interesting modification of mac to my CaaC. Yesterday I discovered that stats were very difficult. (0:38) I cant ride the W E D G E. Its bRiLlIAnT.
Anyone know the song playing at 3:06?
I have discovered the wonders of top gear ytp’s
Six years late, but the Island Remix of the A-Team theme was an inspired touch
DON'T TAKE SHROOMS AND THIS VIDEO AT THE SAME TIME BHAHAHAHAHAH XD 0:41
Mehran taking this video is naughty bc it’s copyrighted haha I’m a smart 4 ye old
Why is the wobbly music and bodies so funny 😆??
Hea
0:11 they need a 10:00:00 hour trap remix
Five comforting de-dawns, cut to May's amplified 'ClaAArkSOOnn!' ... I died laughing within 25 seconds of this video. xD
As dawn broke *CLaRkSoOoOoOoOOooON!*
I wanted to see if I could hold out from laughing, 21 seconds...from the start and I was dead 😆
Literally a classic
1:40
sStHchPish't idea in history.
1:21 OH MY GOD
Weren't you silent? 😝
@@h5skb4ru41 Yes.
@@chrimuh_hy shouldn't your comments then be like:
"............."
@@h5skb4ru41 Um why?
@@chrimuh_hy you're a electric car, you're silent 😝
Anyone know the song for the sunrise just after the main theme?
"Sadly though Genesis didn't work. So I rammed him."
- Every Mormon Ever