Dying at 69 in an era where most healthy people didn't live past 50 while poisoning herself for decades is just the definition of being too angry to die
Fun Fact: Women keeping their skin looking as pale as possible was fashionable for hundreds of years. It was a symbol of high status, that one was wealthy enough to not have to do hard labor in the sun. In the Post WW1 era of the 1920's, Coco Chanel became an international celebrity. She drastically changed women's fashions to more practical, comfortable, and sporty clothing. Everybody wanted to know what she was doing next. Once she was on a cruise and fell asleep on a deck chair on her yacht, and got a horrible sunburn. By the time her trip was over, her sunburn had turned into a golden tan. Because everybody was always watching what she was doing, people began to imitate her and intentionally tan themselves by laying out in the sun. And hence, the old fashioned pale white skin standard was shattered forever.
Also in South and East Asia the beauty standard of having fair skin is incredibly toxic to adolescents. Their worth is dictated by their appearance. Skin whitening creams and treatments are advertised a lot. And also in Eastern Asia, wrinkles are a big no-no. Asians from Thailand, Malaysia, Myanmar, Indonesia etc… work abroad for richer families (eg in the Arabian Peninsula) as maids/servants.
I think you’re overestimating the reach of her influence. It hardly “shattered” the desire for pale skin. I’ve worked in pharmacy for just over 10 years now and one of our most commonly prescribed compounding mixtures is a skin lightening cream. The desire for pale skin is by no means a thing of the past.
ethereal intoxicated canary Yeah, hating on the virgin like we’re back in the 60’s and if you weren’t sexually promiscuous you were made fun of and called a prude. For a generation that brags about sexual freedom they sure bullied each other into sex a lot 😒
Mrs LoveyDove I’ve never seen or heard of anyone being bullied for being a virgin or a prude. I have, however, seen countless females demonized and shamed as whores, sluts, loose, easy, and just generally being taught that we are nasty and dirty for having sex. I was taught to hate my body from a very young age, to uphold virginity as the ultimate indication of VALUE for a woman’s life, and when my mom found out that i had sex she spat on me and told me that i was disgusting and “used,” and that I would never be able to find a husband because without my virginity I was worthless and no man would want me. Idk what world you’re living in, but promiscuity isn’t encouraged for women, it’s not “cool,” and virginity is certainly NOT shamed. Also, there is a whole grey area between virginity and promiscuity that you’ve conveniently erased. Having sex once, aka not being a virgin, does not equate to promiscuity. Sex is natural and beautiful and sacred, and making love to someone is perfectly healthy and normal. Stop perpetuating the belief that we are either virgins or sluts. Sex is a basic biological function required for life to exist, not something that ranks or determines your worth, value, “coolness,” or acceptability. It has zero bearing on who you are as a person. Thanks for coming to my ted talk 🤓
Erika Baumann in the past few years a large majority of people have been losing their virginities at an earlier age and there isn’t a lot of cases of people waiting, etc. with the majority of people having sex, those who choose to wait or just haven’t done so yet, there is some people being called prudes and etc for not getting laid. i was one that waited until i was with the right person and i can’t remember being called anything in high school but i didn’t really have a lot of friends or talk to a lot of people. slut shaming definitely isn’t gone, and might be at its worst so far. however i don’t think there really is a whole lot of people that stay virgins for such long nowadays so it’s kinda shifted from slut shaming to prude shaming but they’re both still very alive. it’s not perpetuating a belief, that’s just how things are nowadays. it’s different in every area so maybe around you it doesn’t happen much but it could be different for other areas. either way i agree that it shouldn’t be something to look down on others for having done it or not
Elizabeth was so intelligent and well read-I’m surprised she went with the toxic heavy makeup. I’m sure they knew the ceruse was what was killing her skin.
Learn your jokes! We need an updated version of jokes! One butthurt backing up another butthurt. Both of y'all can shut the fuck up and come up with something irreversibly good, if not STFU
0_Emilly_0 The thing about people dying a young age back then is almost entirely false. The high infant mortality rate is what brought down the average lifespan so much
What do u think will be the virgin queen's reaction when she saw queen elizabeth 2 like gurl yah r on ur 90's but u can still manage the british throne ✌ 😉
The Elizabethan age is verily known as the golden age of British history from after death of K. Henry VIII, her father, who had no male heirs (for succession). Her life was full of struggles, from Mary Queen of Scots and the Roman Catholics. She mastered the situation both within her country as well as abroad. In order to look free from ailments, she depended much on her looks.
It's terribly sad, Elizabeth is one my favourite Queens, no one had the things we have now & they suffered terribly, I've Always liked her, it's upsetting she received such negativity, I Always see her as strong independent very smart woman trying do her best for everyone & the country best she knew how, I think she was Inspiring
It's so weird to hear someone else's voice narrate this channel than the guy who currently does it, lol. I always forget he wasn't the original voice narrator and always have to do a double take on the channel when I come across one of these older videos without him in it. I hope he gets paid well so he never feels the need to leave cause it'll be a massive blow to the channel if he does!
Scientist: *gets mercury on glove +almost dies+* Queen Elizabeth: *Rubs mercury on face and lips everyday* guys its a joke you dont have to be serious about the science of it lol
What’s funny to me is the fact that there were various other white (chalk) and red (berries or even blood) pigments she could’ve used, but she just happened to choose the most toxic pigments ☠️ Maybe someone was trying to poison her..? Idk.
They didn't know it was toxic back then, and I think the berries and chalk were for commoners so she went for what was considered as high valued product idk
weird fact: she’s know as the virgin queen but she was actually HIGHLY sexually active. The only reason she’s called that is because she never produced an heir.
@@littlenerdkatt because at that time, along with her position, i couldn't imagine the pressure she had because she didn't have heir. In fact, stress is probably one of the reason that she didn't have a heir
Very informative and I was captivated by the images but the music in the background was way too loud and I had trouble sometimes hearing what the lady was saying
While true, it's not actually that drastically higher. The reason average life expectancy was so low was because of high child and infant mortality rates bringing the average down. For example, on the *palaeolithic* era, the average was only 33 if you included everyone. However, if someone lived until the age of 15, the life expectancy was 54(!)
Imagine the king sneaking inside the castle and she's waiting for him in the dark, and when he comes in she lights a candle and ask ”where have you been?” with that ghostly face
That reminds me that I heard her father (King Henry the eighth viii) Also exploded in his coffin. Probably because of all his gases or the fat? Dunno, But I heard that.
I can't even imagine the smells back then. I'm surprised they even had sex and children. The thought of peeling all those clothes off and then smelling the fermented yeast vapors had to engage the gag reflex.
@@mrscherrypheonix9887 i mean exploding toilet, toxic wallpaper, boracic acid milk, lead painted toys, bacteria infested baby bottle, deadly staircase, etc.
“I prefer M.A.C.” 🤣 Lol I love the line! And loved the interpretation and the descriptions of Elizabeth I. Lol bursting of coffins. 😂 Comical! And true story!
It's ironic. In Elizabeth's time, white skin meant you lazed around indoors and tan skin meant you labored outside. When the Industrial Age was born, the standard was turned around. White skin meant you labored inside a dark factory or an office, and a tan meant you were rich and lazed around in the bright outdoors.
Except that her skin was disfigured by a disease she contracted as an adult. Alot of the population had the same disease that either killed or disfigured them...she was such enough to have makeup...which was pale at the time...and laced with poisons.
@Tina Severinovna Me The sun charges the melanocytes(pigment cells) and enables them to produce more melanine, sun exposure is healthy according to research, it all depends on the duration. If sun rays damaged the skin,darker races -who don't care about sun exposure as much- would age faster and worse than lighter ones,which if I remember well,is not the case. It's the amount of time spent in the sun and not actual sun exposure that damages skin cells.
Then if the queen dies TommyInnIt will go crazy, if you haven’t saw his tweets, a guy called technoblade said he was going to kill the queen (as a joke) and Tommy replied as “If you lay a finger on her I will burn your minecraft diamonds, break your fingers and stab you non-stop and when I’m done I will say you fell down the stairs 39277 times.” But techno replied “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES”
VEN The 21st century has brought about the highest standard of living, education, opportunity, and acceptance ever recorded in human history, and leading the way has been Western Civilization. Get your head on straight; 16th century England would be a hellish nightmare that would destroy all your misconceptions of modern day life you privileged first world bubbled snowflake.
What historical figure would you like to hear about next?
Francisco "Pancho" Villa, or Caligula
William the Conquerer's death where he exploded.
Napoleons upbringing and how he came into power and then from there his death
Genghis Khan, Justinian and Theodora, or Simón Bolivar
Moctezuma and the controversy surrounding his death would be great!
Dying at 69 in an era where most healthy people didn't live past 50 while poisoning herself for decades is just the definition of being too angry to die
Lol what anime is that
Nice
Azúa 知恵 the average life expectancy went down because of all the people who didn’t survive childhood or childbirth
Lmao 😂
Lol true. The reaper probably showed up and then showed out.
LMFAO after she died the artists were like “let’s draw what she really looked like”
Aka, creepy as SHEEEEETT
WHAHHAHAHH IKR!!!!
Lullaby Haus
They went hard 😌
Lullaby Haus She scaryyyyy
Lullaby Haus she died when someone forgot to cover one of the mirrors in the castle
So she took ,,beauty is pain“ to a whooooole new level...
Me :D yup
Alessia Cara said it right hun....
Yeah...
Catherine Of Aragon tee hee
Yes my guy
It's actually impressive how she lived till old age with all those poisons
Impressive that she didn't kill anyone with her horrible face.
She probably became more tolerant over time since it was in small doses
@@Bella.216 ⁹9⁰0000000000000000000000⁰⁰0000000000000⁰00⁰0⁰
@@ghostcoast3914 that's not how poisons/toxins work lol
@@vestikes it does for alcohol and drugs doesn't it?
1600s: get poisoned from trying to be pale
2000s: get sun burnt and skin cancer from trying to be tanned
Dumbasses are only good following masses in
Jasmine H Exactly. What’s funny is that some girls are addicted to tanning.
KEHAKDHSKD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Seriously!! Why we aren’t happy or proud with our own skin color!! This is really harsh 🥺
Don't forget about all the plastic surgery and botox. Which is harmless botulism. 😕
The beauty community has always been so toxic
mcmlxxxix // o h m y g o d
LMAOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀
Literally. 💀
*women
😂😂😂😂😂
These painters changing her face to her liking is literally the historical version of facetune... Lizzy you lil catfish 🙊
😂😂
That made me ugly laugh 😭😭😭😭
AJDBSJDVNZB BABHAHAHHAHA IM DYING ITS LITERALLY 6 AM RNDVAJDGSHSVD
frisky
I made your comment have 1k🌚
Fun Fact: Women keeping their skin looking as pale as possible was fashionable for hundreds of years. It was a symbol of high status, that one was wealthy enough to not have to do hard labor in the sun. In the Post WW1 era of the 1920's, Coco Chanel became an international celebrity. She drastically changed women's fashions to more practical, comfortable, and sporty clothing. Everybody wanted to know what she was doing next. Once she was on a cruise and fell asleep on a deck chair on her yacht, and got a horrible sunburn. By the time her trip was over, her sunburn had turned into a golden tan. Because everybody was always watching what she was doing, people began to imitate her and intentionally tan themselves by laying out in the sun. And hence, the old fashioned pale white skin standard was shattered forever.
Also in South and East Asia the beauty standard of having fair skin is incredibly toxic to adolescents.
Their worth is dictated by their appearance.
Skin whitening creams and treatments are advertised a lot.
And also in Eastern Asia, wrinkles are a big no-no.
Asians from Thailand, Malaysia, Myanmar, Indonesia etc… work abroad for richer families (eg in the Arabian Peninsula) as maids/servants.
Yeah, but now you get skin cancer and wrinkly skin at old age.
that's how you get skin cancer😶
I think you’re overestimating the reach of her influence. It hardly “shattered” the desire for pale skin.
I’ve worked in pharmacy for just over 10 years now and one of our most commonly prescribed compounding mixtures is a skin lightening cream.
The desire for pale skin is by no means a thing of the past.
I always wondered what had caused the ironic change
If she looks creepy in paintings, she must have been terrifying in real life.
For us. In those dats she was the epitome of beauty.
She was beautiful if she was she had find other way
To me she was beautiful but if she didn’t put mercury on her face she wouldn’t be creepy
True
@David Ortiz I am deeply sorry for her 😟😟😟😟
She lived to be 69 years old in the 17th century. If the makeup killed her then it certainly took its sweet time.
She certainly out lived her siblings and their mothers.
she was dying very slowly apparently
loyd from the moment we are born we die slowly. Think about that 😂
Imagine she didnt wear such makeup. She may have lived till 80s or 90s! Which would be amazing at the time.
heh heh... 69
21st people:
"pain is beauty"
17th century:
"death is beauty"
@@himejoshi-online 16th century too
@@himejoshi-online sorry my mistake
Many died /vegetated from plastic surgery
@@himejoshi-online 17th is 1600s 21st 200s
*Beauty left the chat*
How painful and miserable it must've been for her. Having constant mood swings due to not feeling well either. Beauty can be deathly.
She was really into heavy metal.
This is a so underrated comment
Ikr this is so underrated😭
A true LOL moment 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Why doesn't this have the likes it deserves?
STOOOOP💀💀💀
“Now that’s one way to stay a virgin”
You guys didn’t have to scalp Elizabeth like this.
ethereal intoxicated canary Yeah, hating on the virgin like we’re back in the 60’s and if you weren’t sexually promiscuous you were made fun of and called a prude. For a generation that brags about sexual freedom they sure bullied each other into sex a lot 😒
Mrs LoveyDove I’ve never seen or heard of anyone being bullied for being a virgin or a prude. I have, however, seen countless females demonized and shamed as whores, sluts, loose, easy, and just generally being taught that we are nasty and dirty for having sex. I was taught to hate my body from a very young age, to uphold virginity as the ultimate indication of VALUE for a woman’s life, and when my mom found out that i had sex she spat on me and told me that i was disgusting and “used,” and that I would never be able to find a husband because without my virginity I was worthless and no man would want me. Idk what world you’re living in, but promiscuity isn’t encouraged for women, it’s not “cool,” and virginity is certainly NOT shamed. Also, there is a whole grey area between virginity and promiscuity that you’ve conveniently erased. Having sex once, aka not being a virgin, does not equate to promiscuity. Sex is natural and beautiful and sacred, and making love to someone is perfectly healthy and normal. Stop perpetuating the belief that we are either virgins or sluts. Sex is a basic biological function required for life to exist, not something that ranks or determines your worth, value, “coolness,” or acceptability. It has zero bearing on who you are as a person.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk 🤓
Erika Baumann in the past few years a large majority of people have been losing their virginities at an earlier age and there isn’t a lot of cases of people waiting, etc. with the majority of people having sex, those who choose to wait or just haven’t done so yet, there is some people being called prudes and etc for not getting laid. i was one that waited until i was with the right person and i can’t remember being called anything in high school but i didn’t really have a lot of friends or talk to a lot of people. slut shaming definitely isn’t gone, and might be at its worst so far. however i don’t think there really is a whole lot of people that stay virgins for such long nowadays so it’s kinda shifted from slut shaming to prude shaming but they’re both still very alive. it’s not perpetuating a belief, that’s just how things are nowadays. it’s different in every area so maybe around you it doesn’t happen much but it could be different for other areas. either way i agree that it shouldn’t be something to look down on others for having done it or not
Yeah but she was close to losing her v but didn't she basically chose to stay a virgin it's not that no one liked her
I love how the comments in this thread isn't even related to OP's comment. Stfu yall
Catfishing through paintings be like:
This reminds me of Anne of Cleves lol
Aziale Hale But she was actually pretty😂.
“But I didn’t look as good as I did in my pic”
I was just hot.
@@katherineislora3266 hey!
Holly Squire
Hello 👋
Elizabeth was so intelligent and well read-I’m surprised she went with the toxic heavy makeup. I’m sure they knew the ceruse was what was killing her skin.
I seriously doubt people were aware of those things back then. And if she knew maybe she felt it was a necessary sacrifice
I mean, doctors used to recommend cigarettes. We often forget how humans have had to learn all modern knowledge the hard way.
Modern medicine at that time was nowhere near as good as modern medicine today
@@kentubuchi6899 Nah-you don’t need a degree to know when something is causing you to break out in pimples/rashes or worse.
@@Davepool-hs7vr Maybe not able to fix it but they would know their skin got worse when they used something-common sense.
The question isn't how she died, it's how did she survive for that long.
Fr
😝😆😆😆😆
no sh*t.
lmao- theres 3 2.
She drank the blood of children,jk
Makeup person : How pale would you like to be-
Queen Elizabeth : *YES*
Abbii MSP you're not funny dipshit
Get a new joke
@@chingbatsangma6084Well I guess they might be a dipshit, but you're certainly a butthurt fuck.
@@chingbatsangma6084 Learn your manners.
Learn your jokes!
We need an updated version of jokes!
One butthurt backing up another butthurt.
Both of y'all can shut the fuck up and come up with something irreversibly good, if not STFU
The makeup that may have LEAD to her death.
😆
Yeah I wrote this 3 weeks ago
They missed their CHANCE!
blueberry ピクセルガン3D it said it at the very beginning of the video and I didn’t go to the comments yet so what do you want me to say? :/
@@jxynxe I just said I wrote this 3 weeks ago I never said I was asking u to say something
Poor Elizabeth. I cant imagine what she went through. None of us like to age and having small pox scars must have been so hard to deal with
the funny thing is, she had smallpox and put poision on her face every day, yet she lived a lot longer than most people did back then.
Fr
The very rich tend to
Lara Palma not back then they over indulged and were sickly
pennywise
0_Emilly_0 The thing about people dying a young age back then is almost entirely false. The high infant mortality rate is what brought down the average lifespan so much
1600: mecury lipstick
2019: jacklyn hill lipstick.
Ooft
PREACH
😂😂😂
PREACH!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣 what.. ?!!
She lived to be 70..For the 1500s..That was as good as it gets.
Is considering she was poisoning herself with mercury, I think she lasted well.
Dang people barely last that long today
Wow. That's a long time
Weren't those people live longer than 60 years old? So, it's pretty much average.
Just an Ordinary girl no back then most ppl were dying before they hit 30
Okay, the use of Danse Macabre is brilliant and I loved it
She took advantage of the Periodic Table of Elements.
😂😂
haha lol
Avuuu....lol😂😂😂😂
lol
That was a very perialodicky nice joke
She still made it to age 69 which was OLD for Elizabethan times.
Ha,69
Nice
What do u think will be the virgin queen's reaction when she saw queen elizabeth 2 like gurl yah r on ur 90's but u can still manage the british throne ✌
😉
@@bones3439 lol
omfug: she was durable, then. Made from stainless steel, sort of. Well, stainless lead and mercury to be precise.
“If looks could kill” has never been more ironic
Haha you got jokes😆😆😆
"Shes got the looks that kill!" -Mötley Crüe
iron-ic
Hey your pfp
😂😂
The Elizabethan age is verily known as the golden age of British history from after death of K. Henry VIII, her father, who had no male heirs (for succession). Her life was full of struggles, from Mary Queen of Scots and the Roman Catholics. She mastered the situation both within her country as well as abroad. In order to look free from ailments, she depended much on her looks.
Henry VIII was succeeded by his son Edward VI
Elizabeth: *applies more lead to her skin*
skin: *”Ah shit, here we go again”*
elefant taes This is the first time for me to smile at a comment
lmao😭🤣 i feel bad for her skin
😂😂😂😂😂😂
elefant taes LMAOOOOOOO
I’m Dead😂😂😂😂
Hey at least I never used “Kylie Skin”.
Lol
Queen Elizabeth 🙌
The Queen!😧😂
Lol
Are you not dead
The makeup that may had LEAD to her death.
Let's be honest that was not really punny.😂😂😂
OH MY GOD-
I didn't know my father had a yt? acc
Lol
Okay. Thanks for telling me that.
It's terribly sad, Elizabeth is one my favourite Queens, no one had the things we have now & they suffered terribly, I've Always liked her, it's upsetting she received such negativity, I Always see her as strong independent very smart woman trying do her best for everyone & the country best she knew how, I think she was Inspiring
1600: Lead
2019: Kylie Skin walnut scrub
Shellie Ashton 😂😂
also 2019: Jaclyn Hill expired lipsticks
JoJo Siwa Asbestos
B U R N !!
Oh. My. God.
“That’s certainly one way to maintain your virginity” had me DEAD 💀
Alex Winter I don’t get it (I am not native English speaker) . Is she virgin all her life or what ?
Joan Doe it means looking so hideous that nobody wants to take your virginity. That’s how you maintain it. 😂
Lovish Raj now I get it..🤣
@Maya Fallegeros hahaha 😁 😂
Oof
Jesus, I bet she looked so terrifying..
"Jesus" ??
Dr Spaseebo it’s a term of being shocked
@@aaaaaaaaaa6232 I did not know that
@@kkcake5771 now you know
@@kylavalencia8952 as they say the more you know the more you learn.
It's so weird to hear someone else's voice narrate this channel than the guy who currently does it, lol. I always forget he wasn't the original voice narrator and always have to do a double take on the channel when I come across one of these older videos without him in it. I hope he gets paid well so he never feels the need to leave cause it'll be a massive blow to the channel if he does!
so she started the 100 layers challenge is what your saying 🤔
Im ok.
You’re*
Golden Puppies Me
Polly the Bird that doesn’t matter -_-
Giselle Martinez lmao hey
Scientist: *gets mercury on glove +almost dies+*
Queen Elizabeth: *Rubs mercury on face and lips everyday*
guys its a joke you dont have to be serious about the science of it lol
She was so badass man damn
scientists: am i a joke to you
@@franceswayneabad2782 man 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw that on a Medical Monday
That scientist did die though. It's a pretty famous story. Karen Wetterhahn. There is a reason most people refuse to work with dimethylmercury.
THIS is why the current Queen Elizabeth II is still alive to this day.
Dude. She’s immortal. What are you talking about?
@@salmaabdelfadil6316
Yeah, that's the reson. Current Elizabeth learned from Elizabeth I's mistakes.
@@salmaabdelfadil6316 lmao...true she seems to be immortal
@@salmaabdelfadil6316 😂😂😂😭😭
@@salmaabdelfadil6316 Insert *RULE BRITANNIA THEME*
What’s funny to me is the fact that there were various other white (chalk) and red (berries or even blood) pigments she could’ve used, but she just happened to choose the most toxic pigments ☠️
Maybe someone was trying to poison her..? Idk.
She want high coverage make up
They didn't know it was toxic back then, and I think the berries and chalk were for commoners so she went for what was considered as high valued product idk
I think you hit the nail on the head.
so when victorians had ghastly white skin it was “sexy” but when i do, my doctor orders a blood test for “anemia.”
Dont worry, white skim represents your beautiful european heritage, dont ruin it with shits like tanning or makeup
gremlin lad is that your normal color
Ragnarok wolff white people are the children of Lucifer sorry to burst you bubble
Ragnarok wolff dark skin is original so is black we are tthe 12 tribes of Israel whit people are from Lucifer I mean look at your history
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“That may had LED her to death”
Ok
Edit: What the hell why does this have a lot of likes I am confusion
Drill Truck Brother And Award For Best Comment In A UA-cam History Lesson Pun Goes To.... “Drill Truck Brother”! 👏👏👏👏👏
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ALLL
Ok boomer you mean
Drill Truck Brother see what ya did there...
Drill Truck Brother 😂😂
"I personally prefer MAC"
The sarcasm, the seriousness in the wording.... Perfection.
Alessia Jimin-ah 💜
I lost it when she said it lololol
Someone please explain...I don't understand it
little mermaid me either 🤷🏽♀️
@@sam3935 It is a popular makeup brand.
Her resistance to lead poisoning for so long is mind boggling😳
She prolly looked at herself one morning and had a heart attack.
bruh😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😆LMAO
Her skin peel off
Ksksksks y'all-
"She also rubbed mercury on her lips"
Freddie: "Darling every one wants a piece of mercury"
Why is there only 2 likes? Step it up, Internet.
Joke of the year
I always thought of Freddie Mercury as the planet Mercury not the chemical. Interesting the way everyone’s minds work :)
I'd rather Neptune
@@illstrangleyou5749 you're wrong
weird fact:
she’s know as the virgin queen but she was actually HIGHLY sexually active. The only reason she’s called that is because she never produced an heir.
Evidence of her sexual activity, please? Sources?
Poor ellie
@@littlenerdkatt because at that time, along with her position, i couldn't imagine the pressure she had because she didn't have heir. In fact, stress is probably one of the reason that she didn't have a heir
@@littlenerdkatt well I'm agree to disagree then
David Ortiz shut up david stop trolling the comment section with bullshit.
Very informative and I was captivated by the images but the music in the background was way too loud and I had trouble sometimes hearing what the lady was saying
Why is no one talking about the narrator.....If she was m history teacher, I’d have good marks lol
Fr!
Yes LOL
Ikr
Lit
ikr!
When cosplaying as Pennywise was considered sexy.
thank gosh someone said what i was thinking😂
Lmao you got my like
Pennywise was cosplaying Queen Elizabeth I since the Queen was here first 🤔🤔🤔
Lol
OUCH. 😂
“I personally prefer MAC”
NARRATOR is a whole mood
ua-cam.com/video/b9FunEkhTNo/v-deo.html
Lmao
Oh-
I was looking for more vids where she is narrating
@@gulpboys3970 is this a rick roll
After currently experiencing moderate symptoms of covid, I can definitely relate to her not wanting to go to sleep.
you'll be fine. xo
21st Century: "Pain is Beauty"
16th Century: "Death is Beauty"
2 months ago, 438 likes, no replies. I shall fix that
@@444.az41eaa Me too.
@@daniii947 cool.
@@444.az41eaa me too
Me too
Elizabeth: *puts more lead to her dying skin*
skin: am i a joke to you?
Could you be any more original?
Dio Brando you completely miss the point of memes. Memes aren’t supposed to be original Xd
@@iluvyoo1971 memes wouldnt exist in the first place if it cant be recycled lmao
Such an overused and u funny joke, doesn’t even work in this context
What an awful joke rip memes 2019
If she didn’t use lead and stuff imagine how long she would have lived lmao. 70 was a long time during that time.
True that
true, also...I LOVE YOUR PFP
While true, it's not actually that drastically higher. The reason average life expectancy was so low was because of high child and infant mortality rates bringing the average down. For example, on the *palaeolithic* era, the average was only 33 if you included everyone. However, if someone lived until the age of 15, the life expectancy was 54(!)
@@socialnorm3295 ok
JulietteNoCap she’d be here today 😬
The fast paced monologue and raucous music gave this ole historian heart palpitations! 😂 Why was this so energetic??
the fuck
Imagine the king sneaking inside the castle and she's waiting for him in the dark, and when he comes in she lights a candle and ask ”where have you been?” with that ghostly face
He would have probably got a heart attack
She didn’t have a husband.
"Virgin queen"
@@derp_2971 it was her nickname
Don Chulo “hi sisters”
"She used makeup that may have contained lead"
"The makeup that may have LED to her death"
...
Unintentional puns are best puns!
When I saw that I was like “WOWWWWW how y’all gonna do her like that??? Y’all goin to hell 😂😭”
If this pun gets me to hell, I'll scream "WORTH ITTTT!!!" as the demons drag me there xD
You missed out on saying it “lead” to her death
HAHAHAHAHA i love u
This comment is gold
Underrated
Lmao i was thinking that too! Im so glad you said it lol
She did say it- at the beginning
It’s official!!! I’m hooked on this channel
"she wore the makeup for at least a week"
shudder
shudder shudder shudder. n o p e
IKR?! My skin crawled! So much bacteria! So many clogged pores! So much dead skin ugh eww blegh pardon me //vomits
*_zits have entered the chat_*
A WEEK?! I can't wear it for even a DAY! 0.0
Ykhraam i was ur 1000th like :3
Make up that may have LEAD to her death.
Lmao I'll show myself out.
Haha
JOKES LIKE THIS ARE THE ONES I LAUGH AT.
Teehee! I thought the same thing!
Underrated comment ^
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"The makeup that *may* have caused her death"
**rubs lips with mercury**
sees this
throws all makeup in the garbage..lol
@@thegrandcanyonisegypt2489 I would 💕to hear more about those ((wigs))🙄
MEOW
Needs more mercury..
We are still fighting some cosmetic companies for mercury and others...
I love this channel. Keep it up.
The makeup that may have _lead_ to her death
**Badum TSS**
I'll go home
You just taught me how to spell that drum noise lol
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Genius!!😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Lord 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Liz N.S. LMAOOOOOOO
The coffin exploded? She was holding in that fart since her coronation.
Jake Ryker IM DYING OMG-
oh god xd
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That reminds me that I heard her father (King Henry the eighth viii) Also exploded in his coffin.
Probably because of all his gases or the fat? Dunno, But I heard that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Snow white’s mom wished for more than a tiny ghost baby” took me all the way out 😂
Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr
So funny
Pennywise!
Dont get it
I wish AK uploaded full streams after they end, I just got here, damn!
She was getting poisoned for decades and she died.....of old age!
So true. Sensible comment.👍
Watch the infographic show queen Elizabeth the first
Some things can VERY slowly kill you, And I think it took a few years off her life
Libb Kasivor she lived to 70... back then you were lucky enough to live to 45
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I can't even imagine the smells back then. I'm surprised they even had sex and children. The thought of peeling all those clothes off and then smelling the fermented yeast vapors had to engage the gag reflex.
Hahahaha fermented yeast vapors😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
They probably were so used to it that it didn’t bother them.
Bezerkur a6e I mean people did clean themselves off
People in thousands years from now with more advanced hygiene methods would say the same thing about how gross the people from our time are.
Imagine the tombstone
"She died for being to white"
May her soul rest in peace...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
that would be a first
Too
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!!!
2:39 How has this image not become a meme?
because thats cruel, and not funny at all
Bruh, she straight up looks like Pennywise.
But a *royal* pennywise
I think that's where penny came from 😮
Jessica Roy I just came back from that movie😭Thanks for reminding me
@@raquelndirangu oooooh, sorry😥
Jessica Roy You’re fine😂 It was good tho so it’s not a bad thing
1600s: Mercury for lips
2019: Jaclyn hill expired lipstick
melody101 😭💀
With pubic hair, you forgot.
lol
That's a man
Elizabeth: I used leads and mercury.
Celebs today: Hold my Botox
Im working class botox twice a year
You're right. We're worse
@Beverly Vinson Botox is harmless
Catherine Wilson that’s what they thought about Queen Elizabeth’s makeup as well 🤭
Celebs today: wait give the Botox back I need it to make my point here
A+ video!
What a lifestyle with that makeup routine!
People make their own hell
"That's one way to maintain your virginity." LMAOOOO
That killed me too 🤣🤣🤣
@@hanacecelia671 I knowww. LOL.
🤣 underrated
😂😂😂😂
You'll be surprise. If there are necrophiliac out there, there are some porceline lead fucker out there for sure.
I didnt know they had 100 layers challenge back then 😂
Underrated comment... 😂😂😂😂
OhHiitsDanna_RBLX 🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 L.O.L 😂😂
Was poisoned for most of her life still menaged to be Britain's greatest monarch. Boss!
Not only that, she went out with a bang
@@dollykins100 xD
I bet she's a barbz
@@boss1boy lmao😂😂
Cara Dubois 🤣🤣🤣
poor woman! sometimes I really believe it's really a bless to be a "commoner"
She looks like red queen from Alice in wonderland
maybe the people that made the red queen got inspired from this queen
@@__rosendra she inspired pennywise
@@goingmeoww1390 Thanks, now I can't unsee it lol
@@neverland96 your welcome xD
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Seller: “Have you tried this new lipstick?”
Elizabeth: “No, I’m very fine with mercury”
"I'm fairly acquainted with cinnabar"
I love your Lana del Rey pfp!
Queen Lana!!
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This explains why makeup at that time was “to die for”
Yeah they COULDNT LIVE without makeup
@@expired_eggz1660 They beat their faces for the gods
I love how this is like the contrast to the fashion of the Victorian era where the dresses are poisonous and HIGHLY flammable 💀
I'm glad I'm not Born at the victorian era
@@mrscherrypheonix9887 i mean exploding toilet, toxic wallpaper, boracic acid milk, lead painted toys, bacteria infested baby bottle, deadly staircase, etc.
Y'all just jealous of my girl.
😂😂
🤣😂😂😂😂
Hello mother.
Oop-
@@queenelizabethi1009 Missed you, hon x
I just realized she didn't have eyebrows in some of her paintings
taetae pie illl never unsee that now ahaha 😂
Hey army 💜
armyyyy💜💜
The famous Mona Lisa portrait does not have eyebrows either
@@goldpurp I know the girl with the pearl earring doesn't either
I believe the paintings were actually toned down, she must have been a nightmare to look at in person
They always are, and probably she is barely recognizable in the paintings
😅😂😂I agreed
@@PriestessSpirilleia bro she had SLAVES...
@Old Channel old channel. More like outdated opinions and boomer ideas.
@Old Channel Hey! They going to the moon, Alice!
“I prefer M.A.C.” 🤣 Lol I love the line! And loved the interpretation and the descriptions of Elizabeth I. Lol bursting of coffins. 😂 Comical! And true story!
Lmao not knowing your foundation shade was considered attractive back then
Namjoon For the president 😂😂😂😂
Popular In Asia now a days lol
lol i love your name😂
It's ironic. In Elizabeth's time, white skin meant you lazed around indoors and tan skin meant you labored outside. When the Industrial Age was born, the standard was turned around. White skin meant you labored inside a dark factory or an office, and a tan meant you were rich and lazed around in the bright outdoors.
Except that her skin was disfigured by a disease she contracted as an adult. Alot of the population had the same disease that either killed or disfigured them...she was such enough to have makeup...which was pale at the time...and laced with poisons.
Spider Seven ...
flamingpie herman what disease??
@Tina Severinovna Me how is paleness the Wade to go when you're more exposed to sun damage?
@Tina Severinovna Me The sun charges the melanocytes(pigment cells) and enables them to produce more melanine, sun exposure is healthy according to research, it all depends on the duration. If sun rays damaged the skin,darker races -who don't care about sun exposure as much- would age faster and worse than lighter ones,which if I remember well,is not the case. It's the amount of time spent in the sun and not actual sun exposure that damages skin cells.
Smallpox: **scars her face**
Elizabeth, with more lead and mercury: *"Are you challenging me?"*
oml 😭-
I'm down with this female narrator. would love to hear from her again!
Maybe she uses something that is not Jeffree Star approved?
(I never thought Jeffree could give me this much likes. Jesus take the wheel! Love ya!)
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Hi how are ya!
Hi sweet people let's sub to each other! 😄
LMFAO
If she didnt wear the makeup, we would still be in Queen Elizabeth l era. The makeup had to stop her. Now Queen Elizabeth II is unstoppable.
She immortal bro 😔✊
@@cringymf. exactly
Then if the queen dies TommyInnIt will go crazy, if you haven’t saw his tweets, a guy called technoblade said he was going to kill the queen (as a joke) and Tommy replied as “If you lay a finger on her I will burn your minecraft diamonds, break your fingers and stab you non-stop and when I’m done I will say you fell down the stairs 39277 times.” But techno replied “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES”
@@ellaturk LOL
@@Version_Object TommyInnIt is only 16 if you didn’t know 🖐🏼😌
This is horrifying.. I couldn't imagine seeing and being near her..
Same
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why are you everywhere?
@@Droogie8289 people only bathed every few months? And we're deformed by incest? This probably applied to royals but not to normal people xD
I would rather be with her than her father. He had an infected leg and it is said that you could smell him a room away.
I want to see a Queen Elizabeth I make up tutorial and dont forget to mention the product use
“If I can’t be beautiful, I’d rather just die”
-Jeffree Star
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then why is he/it still alive??
Back off Jeff
well I wouldn’t call him “beautiful” . He takes care of himself though and looks presentable.
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What's Elizabeth 1 favourite genre of music?
Heavy metal
I saw this comment when it has 69 likes, and I will destroy it
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Princ LoL #Happy
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😂 needed that laugh
Dear God, thank you I was born in the 21st century. Amen.
Amen✝️
Not really.
VEN The 21st century has brought about the highest standard of living, education, opportunity, and acceptance ever recorded in human history, and leading the way has been Western Civilization. Get your head on straight; 16th century England would be a hellish nightmare that would destroy all your misconceptions of modern day life you privileged first world bubbled snowflake.
@@andrewthompson9330 true but they used uranium in the early 1900s cosmetics.
Vesta Teiserskyte not to be mean, but I said the TWENTY FIRST century. Last time I checked the 1900s was the 20th century...