LMAOO I got in tears about the napkins and as a black person that is sooo true! Go to a resturant you request more napkins or u get mad as hell when they forget the napkins....spares go between the seats or glove compartment.
I m like that with napkins at IHOP......they're so soft! Once I was at Home Depot. They made me wait over an hour before I got assistance. There was a wonderful box of tissue on the desk. I grabbed to my heart's content.
@AO3PR4L HAHA. I swear to God, as soon as this video stopped, I start hearin my sister talkin on the phone in the other room, sayin "You know what I'm talkin bout. That one restaurant with the really nice napkins over there by Fairfax."
I remember seeing a comedian from BET in the early 2000s who did the whole “writing the jokes down and reading them out to the crowd” schtick I feel like this guy made it big ripping him off. Wish I could remember his name
lol!!!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Next level Dj.m.smooth
Grey geese 😂😂😂😂 I'm done.lol
We like it free and clean
HE STILL ROCKIN DAT DAMN GUCCI BELT
Rue lol he said he ain't wasting $300
🤣🤣
Tha Taurus 😂
I can relate to the napkins because Im like they are rather expensive just to be used and thrown away! Lol!
guilty of the napkin thing 😂
Me too! Never thought about it.
I have so many napkins and just thought everybody did it.
everybody does.
Omk
OMG, I love napkins too! I have a bunch in my purse right now! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I keep stacks in my glove compartment 😭
a flock of vodka...i like it
IM CRYING BECAUSE I HAVE A BAL OF NAPKINS IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂
LMA0000 that napkin shit so fuckin on point
Holy shit! i do like napkins!
that last bit about the frowning was brilliant.
LMAO when he said the napkins joke, I looked at the stack that was right beside me...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"A flock of Vodka." Bahahahaha. I love Deon Cole. I'd never seen this routine. Thanks for posting!
Man this guy is good. That 'bursting eyes' facial expressions alone make you laugh hard.
deon is so hilarious. just one of the best
I agree and you're so pretty
That holding the frown thing has happened to me at least 7 times.
Shit I do run outta toilet paper 🤣
shit is crazy
I got napkins on stacks LOL...
haha funny shit
11 years!? Wow...
LMAOO I got in tears about the napkins and as a black person that is sooo true! Go to a resturant you request more napkins or u get mad as hell when they forget the napkins....spares go between the seats or glove compartment.
How does he not have his own netflix standup? Hes so damn funny!!
He does
Yoooooo
Deon is one of the best! 100%
9 years later those napkins must of came through when toilet paper was short
"let me get a flock of vodka", who thinks of this stuff!?! 😅 the funniest thing I've heard in a while!
He predicted toilet paper shortage
Lmao. "UGGGHH" *scrunches up his face* rofl
Word play is on point.
example of what happens with a great comedian and a great crowd
I got more napkins then money
Brilliant napkin joke. Dead on observation.
Checks each joke off his list 😅😆😭😎
Good material, my first time hearing him in concert. Always see him in movies.
funny listeting to this in toiler paper pandemic lol
😂😂
he is funny, his eyes tells all his jokes........
LMAOOO I LUV DEON!!!
the gang joke lmao
When e said the napkin joke, it reminded me of my mom right away...
I take napkins from wherever, whenever! 💯 Stacks, if possible! 😹
Grey geeseses lmao
16 lol
This reminded me Im almost out of napkins in my car.
In fact, my glove box is their home. Bahahahahaha
i got a stack of napkins in my pocket right now
1:53 he predicted the future
napkin thing is sooo true.
chipotle has the best napkins! lol
Love Napkins
Who's guilty of napkin snactchin'?
never heard of the napkin thing before but that's exactly what i do. i take a whole bunch of napkins, i dont know why
"Let me get a flock o' vodka.
@americanVmuscle thats how comedians work they use the same material for a tour and get rid of the material at the end of the year
I never realized the napkin thing but its true.
12 lights😂😂😂
that is a comedians dream crowd
I am COMPLETELY guilty of the "napkin stealing" in fact, I hated when the restaurants had the name of it on the napkins😂
Napkins 💯 True 🤣
im a minority and i take napkins to put in my door pocket
This guy should be in the movies.
funny!!!
funny lol
That napkin shot is true.
his slower delivery is funnier
he sorta looks like Denzel Washington lol
I m like that with napkins at IHOP......they're so soft!
Once I was at Home Depot. They made me wait over an hour before I got assistance. There was a wonderful box of tissue on the desk. I grabbed to my heart's content.
he looks so high at the beginning lol
Damn i just noticed i do that with NAPKINS
Flocka Vodka!
that is so true they take all the napkins
We love napkins 🤣🤣🤣
I contain myself around napkins, but a clean stack is is sexy tho.
thats my boy
That's funny
For a second there, I thought he was Paul Pierce.
Flock of vodka!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
@AO3PR4L HAHA. I swear to God, as soon as this video stopped, I start hearin my sister talkin on the phone in the other room, sayin "You know what I'm talkin bout. That one restaurant with the really nice napkins over there by Fairfax."
MRWEDAWEST lol
i did i did steal a napkin omg!
hahahaha "we love napkins"
I'm guilty of taking napkins
Im black and I ain't gonna lie, I LOVE NAPKINS!
@OtterMilitia he been doing that notebook shit since day 1 when i saw him on comic view
That’s how I am about straws.
Flock 'a vodka!
Lee Camp used the same notebook idea
table be full of used napkins,,,
Im convinced that after deon did the conan show, conan gave him a writer job
Im white, and have been known to cop some free napkins. Lol
Krissie Clark
Wendy's used to have some good, high quality napkins, not any more
Lol. Hilarious Krissie!
I take so many napkins it's pretty much a whole tree
bondovwvw guilty as charged my honor
I got a stack of napkins on drawer rn.
I remember seeing a comedian from BET in the early 2000s who did the whole “writing the jokes down and reading them out to the crowd” schtick I feel like this guy made it big ripping him off. Wish I could remember his name
South Koreans love napkins also.
Lol
HBO Special!!! PLEASE!
we gotta keep our hands clean y'all
You got the "shit" part right...
Balllllllllllllllllz Deeeeeeeeeep (Y) BAHAHAHAHAHA
Hilarious
I can confirm the white race also participates in this napkin issue.