The Card Trader #1: Pokemon (ASMR)

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  • There's a new character in town, and trading cards is his game. Next time he'll be trading Magic the Gathering cards.
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    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind 6 років тому +3879

    "Dad, why do you need my Pokemon cards?"
    *looks to wife*
    *looks back to son*
    -"...Work."

    • @inflatablemattress2
      @inflatablemattress2 6 років тому +216

      Those are probably his

    • @largehenne5988
      @largehenne5988 6 років тому +24

      I was about to say

    • @kokopxff9119
      @kokopxff9119 6 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @emberoland3092
      @emberoland3092 6 років тому +38

      Daddy why do you have a bloody axe in your room?

    • @flayncele
      @flayncele 6 років тому +109

      DADDY WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOLO TEXTURE PROMOTIONAL ULTRA RARE JAPANESE FULL ART MEGA RAYQUAZA EX??????

  • @muitertje9197
    @muitertje9197 6 років тому +2603

    Only trade your doubles kids.
    You never know when you're gonna regret a choice

    • @analisa193
      @analisa193 5 років тому +99

      Except Magikarp get rid of them all

    • @red-ops9813
      @red-ops9813 5 років тому +118

      Still regrettin’ my Umbreo EX fullart.

    • @Sashimy-
      @Sashimy- 5 років тому +31

      But what if the deal is too good

    • @ericke9611
      @ericke9611 5 років тому +7

      Lesson learned

    • @yourmumlol1505
      @yourmumlol1505 5 років тому +71

      I once traded a dragonite for a psyduck

  • @SadisticMoonkey
    @SadisticMoonkey 6 років тому +1428

    Me: cranks up volume to hear all the tingles
    UA-cam: *PEGI EIGHTEEN*

  • @Loominaty
    @Loominaty 6 років тому +2742

    *Heyy moooom?! I´m gonna go trade Cards with that bearded, hooded man in his dark basement again..*
    _Have fun, hunniee_

    • @kingblue8868
      @kingblue8868 5 років тому +11

      lol

    • @ThatMooreBoy5.3
      @ThatMooreBoy5.3 5 років тому +52

      Lol my mom bitches whenever I leave the house to go fishing in our pond which is like 50 feet from the front porch

    • @ddddddd9826
      @ddddddd9826 5 років тому +4

      Chase Moore send her back to god

    • @-xtrayed-5755
      @-xtrayed-5755 5 років тому +2

      Lmao safety first kids

    • @-xtrayed-5755
      @-xtrayed-5755 5 років тому +1

      Btw nice username XD

  • @NathanVariety
    @NathanVariety 5 років тому +869

    UA-cam knows I’m just dying to have a dude whisper to me about Pokémon cards at 2 am

  • @snazzyfeathers
    @snazzyfeathers 6 років тому +1099

    The beard really completes the trader look.

    • @endurableplanet4793
      @endurableplanet4793 6 років тому +2

      Snazzy Feathers ikr

    • @abdulazizalmaiman
      @abdulazizalmaiman 6 років тому +2

      True

    • @logaf94
      @logaf94 6 років тому +13

      Idk he's missing about 200 lbs and some ill fitting legwear

    • @chrisreber4701
      @chrisreber4701 6 років тому +9

      Homeless guy on the street sells kid rare pokemon cards so he can get some tingles out of it

    • @wixdeerwater1927
      @wixdeerwater1927 6 років тому +2

      Snazzy Feathers looks like if a trade goes south hed pull either a wooden bat or a switch blade out real fast

  • @TorgoTime
    @TorgoTime 6 років тому +644

    I can't tell which idea I like better, E.R asking his kid to borrow their cards or those cards actually belonging to E.R in the first place.

    • @jasondoesanime1237
      @jasondoesanime1237 6 років тому +74

      It's highly likely those cards are his- he DOES play Magic the Gathering after all, its not that big a stretch to say he also plays Pokémon.

    • @tamagukimicrowave1333
      @tamagukimicrowave1333 6 років тому

      Why not both?

    • @tm0675
      @tm0675 5 років тому +18

      @@jasondoesanime1237 Probably some he bought for the video honestly. not sure he's too big on Pokemon with how he said Venusaur

    • @kyuujinyetto6228
      @kyuujinyetto6228 5 років тому

      @@tm0675 i think he said some names wrong on purpose to be honest.

    • @JesusChrist-pf2nu
      @JesusChrist-pf2nu 5 років тому +12

      Well, I don't play, but I do collect them.

  • @glados1180
    @glados1180 6 років тому +603

    The funniest thing is: Every time he showed one of "my cards" I was like: "Hey, I actually have that card!"

    • @fatkermite2451
      @fatkermite2451 4 роки тому +13

      Nice Collection then!

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 4 роки тому +38

      Check your deck. They have been replaced.

    • @kaden5937
      @kaden5937 3 роки тому +4

      Dang bro

    • @jon33709
      @jon33709 3 роки тому +19

      Plot twist: those are your cards and you’re just noticing right now.

    • @Fern995
      @Fern995 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine what this would be like in the pokemon world just a guy in a dark suit behind an alley trading pokemon with you kinda sketchy

  • @remelvin28
    @remelvin28 3 роки тому +75

    Timestamps:
    0:01 Introduction
    4:49 MEGA Blaziken ex
    5:53 MEGA Aerodactyl ex
    6:49 Delphox BREAK
    7:48 Luxray BREAK
    8:29 Mega Lucario ex
    9:09 Primal Kyogre ex
    10:43 Mega Gardevoir ex
    11:33 Mega Venusaur ex
    12:20 Audino ex
    13:07 Groudon ex
    13:52 Emolga ex
    14:44 Aegislash ex
    15:58 Greninja ex
    16:51 Venusaur ex
    17:33 Mewtwo ex
    18:12 Delphox ex
    18:56 Snorlax GX
    20:08 Primarina GX
    21:19 Garchomp ex
    22:08 Celebi ex
    23:05 Talonflame
    23:50 Decidueye
    24:36 Primarina
    25:19 Gardevoir
    26:23 Krookodile
    27:46 Aggron
    28:41 Exeggutor
    29:20 Palossand
    30:21 Haunter
    31:12 Galvantula
    32:39 Bisharp (substitutes Haunter)
    33:40 Haunter
    33:53 Ribombee
    34:45 Alolan Persian
    35:30 Pelipper
    36:34 Wigglytuff
    37:03 Dartrix
    38:32 Lillipup
    39:14 Oshawott
    40:02 Dewpider
    40:39 Pawniard
    41:16 Growlithe
    41:53 Makuhita
    42:24 Mareanie
    42:51 Thundurus
    43:41 Trapinch
    44:12 Rowlet
    44:42 Skarmory
    45:23 Diglett
    46:03 Alolan Rattata
    46:27 Sableye
    47:04 Max Potion
    47:29 Gold Potion
    47:44 Rotom Dex
    48:08 Altar of the Moone
    48:39 Rainbow Energy
    49:05 Experience Share
    49:40 Red Card
    50:10 Energy Switch
    50:33 Ending
    This is for sure one of my favourite ASMR videos on UA-cam, even if I discovered this channel only a few weeks ago. Hope to see another pokemon card trader video like this in the future 😃

  • @ceranopierce
    @ceranopierce 5 років тому +439

    Normal ASMRists doing this type of video: Get really cheap cards that are really bad
    Rift: proceeds to pull out a break and several other good cards

    • @glowy338
      @glowy338 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @chasesheridan3109
      @chasesheridan3109 3 роки тому +10

      he probably spent the hard earned money just for his fans

    • @kieranSI
      @kieranSI 3 роки тому +4

      I’m sorry but break cards ain’t that valuable
      Nothing against it, just pointing it out

    • @zhnyet.
      @zhnyet. 3 роки тому +5

      me: *trades yugioh for pokemon*
      me: um... you forgot to sleeve your cards homie

    • @zhnyet.
      @zhnyet. 3 роки тому +1

      @@kieranSI I have an ftk deck XD

  • @galelululu
    @galelululu 6 років тому +449

    "Your Thundurus for my Mareanie?"
    *odd stare*
    "Alright. That's a deal."

    • @sebb8347
      @sebb8347 5 років тому +8

      N3lag why does that sound so sexual in a way? 😂 "thunderous for my mareanie"
      Maybe its just my strange mind

    • @__________________________9367
      @__________________________9367 3 роки тому +2

      @ArOne his name changed and that didn't click for a second, you can imagine my confusion as I thought that was a nickname

    • @neroaroncollado6966
      @neroaroncollado6966 3 роки тому +3

      E.R was like "ill take that as a yes"

  • @bookmulch7379
    @bookmulch7379 6 років тому +687

    Uncle E used ASMR
    ... It's super effective

    • @myoman1977
      @myoman1977 6 років тому +4

      Bookmulch Forthegame That was beautiful

    • @DemonMj
      @DemonMj 6 років тому +28

      -The enemy has fallen asleep!-

    • @invisibleasmr8797
      @invisibleasmr8797 6 років тому +3

      Lmao that's so perfect if you've ever played Pokémon 😁

    • @bookmulch7379
      @bookmulch7379 6 років тому +4

      Sleep/paralysis effects combination. Your will has been charmed

    • @kuroseal8613
      @kuroseal8613 6 років тому +2

      Bookmulch Forthegame “Everyone” has fainted!

  • @LivWithSugar
    @LivWithSugar 6 років тому +181

    Not going to lie I'm really impressed with this. He got majority of the names right and definitely did his research on the TCG. Hats off to you sir ER. 👍

    • @thegreatergood6557
      @thegreatergood6557 6 років тому +34

      Olivia Anne Hall there's a big chance he was already playing it

    • @itsskev1842
      @itsskev1842 4 роки тому +9

      These are the comments that people put to get pinned... DISGUSTING

    • @somebodydude9385
      @somebodydude9385 4 роки тому +4

      He did get some of the types wrong, but the types he mixed up didn’t have their own symbols

    • @strawbones5795
      @strawbones5795 4 роки тому +2

      I think he already plays

    • @squidink4887
      @squidink4887 2 роки тому

      thing is, he traded a marenie for a thunderus
      idk if he really knows his stuff

  • @rowzoo
    @rowzoo 4 роки тому +188

    Rift: You got the stuff
    Me: Ya
    Rift:*sniffs* Ah a freshly opened pack

    • @joeywheeler6615
      @joeywheeler6615 3 роки тому +6

      They smell kinda good ngl

    • @maureenkoopman9378
      @maureenkoopman9378 3 роки тому +11

      @@joeywheeler6615 some people might crave the smell of a barbecue. some people might crave the smell of a new car. But I crave the smell of...
      A B O O S T E R P A C K

    • @joeywheeler6615
      @joeywheeler6615 3 роки тому

      With or with out a rare

    • @joeywheeler6615
      @joeywheeler6615 3 роки тому

      Same I like the smell of A B O O S T E R P A C K

    • @0_sakura_0
      @0_sakura_0 3 роки тому

      🅱️ooster 🅱️ack smell funny

  • @Deadstar717
    @Deadstar717 2 роки тому +305

    Petition for a part 2

    • @Genesis8629
      @Genesis8629 Рік тому +7

      Yep

    • @asklepio7787
      @asklepio7787 Рік тому +8

      There are three parts already…

    • @crown1346
      @crown1346 Рік тому +3

      There is one

    • @asklepio7787
      @asklepio7787 Рік тому +2

      @@crown1346 mtg and that other game, just not pokemon. There are three parts of The Card Trader, that’s what I meant.

    • @crown1346
      @crown1346 Рік тому +2

      @@asklepio7787 I was replying to the other guy saying thats theres already a part 2. Not correcting you :)

  • @JiggletitsMcgee
    @JiggletitsMcgee 6 років тому +608

    "Whaddaya buyin'?"
    "Whaddaya sellin'?"

  • @Nalrus_The_Walrus
    @Nalrus_The_Walrus 6 років тому +571

    Lucario for Primal Kyogre? Audino for Groundon? I think this entire asmr video was just to trick me into giving up my legendary pokemons...

    • @joelkawinski8480
      @joelkawinski8480 5 років тому +36

      So ...
      if u say PokemonS once more in my area im going to find you and i will let u learn every pokemon name on 3 different languages. Other than that nice comment
      lmao

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 5 років тому +5

      Nalrus The Walrus lucario is lit

    • @ldrsven0m364
      @ldrsven0m364 5 років тому +17

      *POKÉMON NOT POKEMONS*

    • @biggiecheesee6310
      @biggiecheesee6310 5 років тому +30

      Pokemen

    • @Scepnex9000
      @Scepnex9000 5 років тому +23

      Everyone who spells it Groundon is chaotic evil.

  • @aeksie
    @aeksie 6 років тому +426

    No sleeves? *Absolutely Barbaric*

    • @clarapalomares
      @clarapalomares 6 років тому +9

      aeksie He seems to take care of his things quite well. Perhaps he removed the sleeves to make the video.

    • @faebleiler1979
      @faebleiler1979 6 років тому +18

      actually the tapping noise that he makes by (duh) tapping his fingers/fingernails on the card wouldn't be achieved with the sleeves on

    • @YonderTie
      @YonderTie 5 років тому +1

      aeksie oh get over it

    • @DasIstGoose
      @DasIstGoose 5 років тому +2

      @@YonderTie WOOOSH

    • @doktorfickle2077
      @doktorfickle2077 5 років тому

      @@DasIstGoose Ihavereddit

  • @xdivinestarxv2695
    @xdivinestarxv2695 5 років тому +114

    It’s only 2019 and I already forgot about BREAK cards

    • @MrcrispyYT
      @MrcrispyYT 4 роки тому +3

      xDivineStarx v2 I never really thought they were a good idea there my least favorite things they’ve ever done with Pokémon

    • @GynxShinx
      @GynxShinx 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrcrispyYT They're just sideways Level X

    • @Notsuki9248
      @Notsuki9248 4 роки тому +1

      One of my most prized cards was a marowak break because I thought it was cool

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 4 роки тому +2

      I think they should've stopped at mega ex rather than have a fucking evolved starter "f" card be better than mega rayquaza ex. Its stupid

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 4 роки тому +1

      I meant "v" card

  • @yoiyoi8247
    @yoiyoi8247 4 роки тому +37

    You got the goods?
    “Yeah, here.”
    Bro I thought you said it was holo version!
    “Well i dont think you realize how hard it is to get a poncho Pikachu card”

  • @morgangobin9985
    @morgangobin9985 6 років тому +436

    Pokémon and ER, together at long last! My happiness rose sharply! ;)
    I just wish I had that Lucario card in real life...

    • @piercekeller6613
      @piercekeller6613 6 років тому +22

      Morgan Gobin that was an amazing thing you did there. “My happiness rose sharply” it made me happy :3
      I really wish I had the Mega Blaziken EX, cuz as you can see by my pfp, I love Blaziken XD

    • @morgangobin9985
      @morgangobin9985 6 років тому +7

      Pierce Keller Haha, thanks! Glad I could put a smile on someone else’s face! :)
      As for me, Lucario is my favorite Pokémon, but I don’t care for it’s Mega that much. Absol actually has my favorite Mega.

    • @piercekeller6613
      @piercekeller6613 6 років тому +3

      I love Lucario a lot :3

    • @kaneki6974
      @kaneki6974 6 років тому +1

      Morgan Gobin me too

    • @illuminati1458
      @illuminati1458 6 років тому +1

      Morgan Gobin oh I have one of those

  • @senatorcthulu1815
    @senatorcthulu1815 6 років тому +107

    Genuinely great to see a Pokemon ASMR video that isn't just Gen I mons.

    • @sunsetskittles2125
      @sunsetskittles2125 6 років тому +2

      Steven Narey
      EXACTLY!!!

    • @astranox240
      @astranox240 6 років тому +10

      Gen 1 is the most annoying gen in my opinion with its overhype

    • @Corsaka
      @Corsaka 6 років тому +2

      "ooh, nostalgia! I'm cool, notice me!"
      It's just stupid

    • @senatorcthulu1815
      @senatorcthulu1815 6 років тому

      Astra Nox it's the second worst gen for sure.

    • @astranox240
      @astranox240 6 років тому +1

      Steven Narey for me it is the worst. Its annoying when you have a genwunner brother who cant open his mind for any other gen.

  • @darnelljohnson8043
    @darnelljohnson8043 5 років тому +82

    Of course I had a Detective Pikachu ad for this video lmao

    • @thatguywithahorsehead8319
      @thatguywithahorsehead8319 4 роки тому +3

      Darnell Johnson I got a Detective Pikachu DVD at the store and got a detective Pikachu card that came with the DVD

  • @nexusomega1
    @nexusomega1 4 роки тому +21

    This brings me memories of my old collection that i lost. Had everything in it, first card i got, favorites, totaled out to about $300+. It was a booklet and had a neat case around it to, was raquaza and unbound hoopa on one side and pikachu and bound hoopa on the other. Still pretty sad despite it being lost about 4 years ago

    • @zacharyrios7445
      @zacharyrios7445 4 роки тому

      What Card Was It BASE SET CHARIZARD I'M GUESSING BECAUSE THAT CARD IS WORTH MORE THAN 300+

    • @nexusomega1
      @nexusomega1 4 роки тому

      There were about 20-30 overall

    • @aaronperez1153
      @aaronperez1153 4 роки тому

      I'm sorry for yours loss

    • @nexusomega1
      @nexusomega1 4 роки тому

      There was a number of random EX-GX, Old 1995s, things like that

    • @Mxdsleazy
      @Mxdsleazy 4 роки тому

      I got a requaza ex card

  • @-Jake
    @-Jake 4 роки тому +8

    It's always weird and cool when you click on a video, enjoy it, and go to like it but then realize you already did 2 years ago.

  • @evilgangleader
    @evilgangleader 6 років тому +760

    Dude, my Pokemon are way better *Stares at pile of magikarps*

    • @shrekneedsus8932
      @shrekneedsus8932 6 років тому +11

      !....Magikarp Is Evolving....! (I know cards can’t evolve)

    • @kdiin.
      @kdiin. 5 років тому +3

      And a ditto

    • @brittneybitch8489
      @brittneybitch8489 5 років тому +5

      Lol noobs I have yu goo oh best poemon

    • @kdiin.
      @kdiin. 5 років тому +10

      @@brittneybitch8489 well, *I* have... ya know those my little pony trading cards? Well I have those.

    • @arattactician5697
      @arattactician5697 5 років тому

      Computer Face They might have variety but we have numbers...

  • @Irieification
    @Irieification 6 років тому +148

    This nearly made me want to collect cards again ..

  • @memeskek7187
    @memeskek7187 6 років тому +365

    Son: Mom where are my pokemon cards?
    Mom: Oh your father is talking to a camera while showing it your cards.
    Son: ;-;

  • @alexis1179
    @alexis1179 4 роки тому +80

    Me trading Pokémon cards with my friends at the park.
    Man walking up to me "hey kid wanna trade cards for some sugar?"

  • @Uranium----...---23592
    @Uranium----...---23592 4 роки тому +40

    Me: Ay bro Imma keep my aerodactyl cuz I don't want blaziken
    Rift: I'll take that card of yours and you can have this
    Me: wha-
    Rift: so moving on...

    • @Liam-r2d
      @Liam-r2d 4 роки тому

      I don’t know who would trade shiny aerodactyl for baziken

    • @crelly4257
      @crelly4257 3 роки тому +1

      there both full sized cards with no value 🗿

    • @garythegroundhog5967
      @garythegroundhog5967 2 роки тому

      @@crelly4257 lol

  • @xvithetower4413
    @xvithetower4413 6 років тому +391

    Oh man! Is that my childhood in your hands?? I... I want it back ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

    • @tm0675
      @tm0675 5 років тому +10

      if x and y cards were your childhood you shouldn't be on UA-cam buddy. Your parents should really not let you on the internet.

    • @fgsbfbdfd1784
      @fgsbfbdfd1784 5 років тому +9

      @@tm0675 it's a joke.

    • @jumbobagginsjellogo4475
      @jumbobagginsjellogo4475 5 років тому +23

      TM06
      Looks like we have a self-righteous genwunner over here

    • @Waddlebottom
      @Waddlebottom 5 років тому +8

      I miss the old x cards. Just x not ex or that mega busslht. Just an x

    • @jumbobagginsjellogo4475
      @jumbobagginsjellogo4475 5 років тому +6

      Ji58 UA-cam
      The past is the past, it was made to be let go

  • @ketty9009
    @ketty9009 6 років тому +365

    SLEEVE
    THE
    CARDS
    BEFORE
    THEY
    GET
    SCRATCHED.

  • @elarrondo5605
    @elarrondo5605 6 років тому +19

    This is the legendary wizard who lets you stick up before the main battle.

  • @yoshiegg95
    @yoshiegg95 6 років тому +133

    Mommy said to stay away from suspicious people who want to trade cards with me
    I dont know why she said that this was honestley amazing

    • @jamieengland851
      @jamieengland851 2 роки тому

      That’s the funniest thing in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gage6173
    @gage6173 4 роки тому +40

    I’m disappointed he didn’t just walk backwards into the darkness at the end.

    • @littlemangamer2752
      @littlemangamer2752 3 роки тому +3

      I can’t believe your UA-cam name got me. I was confused for a second.

    • @aqua-aint-it
      @aqua-aint-it 3 роки тому +1

      @@littlemangamer2752 lol me too

    • @luisegonzalez1012
      @luisegonzalez1012 2 роки тому +1

      @@littlemangamer2752 ?

    • @littlemangamer2752
      @littlemangamer2752 2 роки тому +2

      @@luisegonzalez1012 I think they changed it, but their UA-cam name used to say “Gage - 10 years ago” and then the actual time it was posted.

  • @channelflegher7233
    @channelflegher7233 6 років тому +93

    Pokemon asmr. He really has done it all...

  • @ostinc
    @ostinc 6 років тому +372

    *Woke up an hour ago*
    Welp, time for bed.

    • @Auphyrox
      @Auphyrox 6 років тому +16

      Wow, that’s so funny. I’ve definitely never seen this type of comment in every ASMR video I watch!

    • @JoseTorres-ql8eo
      @JoseTorres-ql8eo 6 років тому +11

      Ostin C omg im crying because I finally found an original comment its not like there's 50 of these in every asmr comment section definitely not

    • @icydata1233
      @icydata1233 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @icydata1233
      @icydata1233 6 років тому +4

      I like the satire comments its pretty original to comment on a very original comment because N O O N E E L S E H A S D O N E T H I S

    • @malice4422
      @malice4422 6 років тому +3

      Wow! Hilarious!!

  • @netherplaysgames9822
    @netherplaysgames9822 5 років тому +114

    Once he does Yu-gi-oh the hierarchy will be complete

  • @kerrysaengthong1369
    @kerrysaengthong1369 5 років тому +18

    "Allow me to introduce myself" Dr T "allow myself to introduce myself"

  • @datmemestar341
    @datmemestar341 6 років тому +333

    Me when I was in the fourth grade LOL

    • @doc6635
      @doc6635 5 років тому +5

      I CAN AGREE

    • @dabiplayerxd2528
      @dabiplayerxd2528 5 років тому +3

      AGREE!!!

    • @dabiplayerxd2528
      @dabiplayerxd2528 5 років тому +11

      But my card got destroy by the washing machine cause i left them in my pocket oof, i have so many mega 😭😭😭😭

    • @jasperdeity2746
      @jasperdeity2746 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @KiyaNene
      @KiyaNene 4 роки тому +5

      dat memestar I assume from the use of lol, your username and your pfp that you are in 5th grade or around there correct?

  • @PalatzoLOL
    @PalatzoLOL 6 років тому +31

    *Just an idea for a future video;* knowing that you like games and a couple of your videos are based upon the lore of some of them, I would love to see a Dishonored ASMR video. You could make it "Sokolov paints your portrait" with painting sounds, brushes and, knowing he believes and seeks The Outsider, some whispering about it and the lore behind him.
    Or "The Outsider pays you a visit" and he tells you about The Void and the ones he has marked across the years.

  • @CTRLVCatMemes
    @CTRLVCatMemes 6 років тому +401

    Yu-Gi-Oh is my favourite Digimon

    • @FwapoMcGee
      @FwapoMcGee 6 років тому +36

      My favorite Bakugan is Duel Masters.

    • @pimpchimpin4823
      @pimpchimpin4823 6 років тому +31

      *nerd rage intensified

    • @ghostninja0105
      @ghostninja0105 6 років тому +4

      Navi The Fairy nearly had a stroke reading this😂

    • @d4c290
      @d4c290 6 років тому

      Lmao

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g 6 років тому +12

      This comment is the real Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @izzymcnab3881
    @izzymcnab3881 6 років тому +669

    How do you come up with so many new ideas? Do u ever get a creative block??

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime 6 років тому +128

      You wanna know his secret?
      ER is the Nic Cage of ASMR.

    • @TheObsessedGardener
      @TheObsessedGardener 6 років тому +38

      Izzy
      He just doesn't use precious time to read comments. Always working, our amazing ER.

    • @ahrimanmagic
      @ahrimanmagic 6 років тому +4

      David it is different though like a drug dealer like the candy man his combo lock video is creative the combo is the time of the video

    • @aaronp7436
      @aaronp7436 6 років тому +3

      TheObsessedGardener which makes me think. Does he read and just not like or respond, or just not read at all?

    • @TrinaLena
      @TrinaLena 6 років тому +12

      TekaiGuy wait....has he portrayed Nic Cage? If not...he should. I'd rather watch him play nic cage...than watch nic cage play nic cage.

  • @efish3203
    @efish3203 2 роки тому +4

    I remember Pokémon cards were banned at my school, but me and my friends would sneak them in and trade. This is exactly how it felt

  • @microsoftiguess7096
    @microsoftiguess7096 3 роки тому +87

    There’s no way I would trade a primal kyogre for a lucario

  • @ernestogonzalez2841
    @ernestogonzalez2841 6 років тому +129

    with that criteria I could trade you a Squirtle for a Rayquaza, since both are basic pokemon :P

    • @gibbyyt9030
      @gibbyyt9030 6 років тому +9

      Ness Hunter That is true, well done my friend

    • @TOAG
      @TOAG 6 років тому +5

      Shit

    • @tm0675
      @tm0675 5 років тому +1

      That's if he wants it. I don't see a point in making a stupid comment like you did

    • @doktorfickle2077
      @doktorfickle2077 5 років тому +1

      @@tm0675 the point, is to make people happier than you'll ever even WANT to be. I don't see the point in complaining about harmless comments

    • @tm0675
      @tm0675 5 років тому

      @@doktorfickle2077 Weird attitude towards life bud it'll never get you anywhere

  • @danielsam3280
    @danielsam3280 6 років тому +36

    Hey Rift, I remember "Steve" the potato of the nefarious organizations had a collection of cards, and "incidentally" he claimed he "lost" them after being captured, interrogated, tortured and imprisoned by the Tin Foil Hat Society... Hmm, now that I see you with "similar" cards, I wonder if there is a connection here...

  • @MrMonkdaddy
    @MrMonkdaddy 6 років тому +216

    Our god has posted

    • @derreksanders5443
      @derreksanders5443 6 років тому +8

      We are no longer godless animals

    • @zachthornton971
      @zachthornton971 6 років тому +3

      But how can we have god if we are godless animals. Breaks uncle E’s rules.

    • @derreksanders5443
      @derreksanders5443 6 років тому +2

      Zach Thornton but uncle e is our god

    • @phazebeast7373
      @phazebeast7373 6 років тому +1

      The one and olny god himself

    • @TOAG
      @TOAG 6 років тому

      Ningen

  • @bbdog0980
    @bbdog0980 2 роки тому +2

    I still keep coming back to this video I love it

  • @SkiiesVerified
    @SkiiesVerified 2 роки тому +3

    This is what trading cards at the school lunch table felt like

  • @yk3907
    @yk3907 6 років тому +25

    *pulls out Celebi*
    Me: NOOO! I DONT WANNA TRADE THAT

  • @joshuahodgson5989
    @joshuahodgson5989 6 років тому +4

    Tinglemon
    Choose you starter!
    Jeltap, A tapping type.
    Denchew, A chewing type. Normally has perfect teeth for chewing tingles.
    Paintel, a painting type.

    • @Flflxlxl
      @Flflxlxl 6 років тому

      Joshua Hodgson Jeltap i choose

    • @JokersWild
      @JokersWild 6 років тому

      I choose jeltap

  • @sunsetskittles2125
    @sunsetskittles2125 6 років тому +23

    My jaw dropped at the Mega Blaziken card. It's huge! And I'm a huge Mega Blaziken lover.

  • @raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654
    @raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654 4 роки тому +3

    if we ignore the lore and all that for a Second(because thats how long i can live without it) youre a great actor!
    great video keep up the good work!

  • @SuperPlayingcard
    @SuperPlayingcard 3 роки тому +8

    Can we just appreciate his lighting skills???

  • @gabdlc_
    @gabdlc_ 6 років тому +76

    M A S S I V E L E G E N D H E R E

    • @absoluteunit8334
      @absoluteunit8334 6 років тому +1

      Anon Zero I see your joke, and I appreciate it.

    • @otterhero6229
      @otterhero6229 6 років тому +2

      I was rooting through the comments to find this 😂

  • @PeterFerr
    @PeterFerr 6 років тому +185

    Why would anyone trade away primal kyogre? I'm not familiar with the card in terms of play, but I can only assume that it's rare.

    • @evolutionvr7045
      @evolutionvr7045 6 років тому +6

      Peter Ferrarotto I disagree, by the point were I got up to 25 mega cards ( my highest amount ) I had two, but could just be luck.

    • @PeterFerr
      @PeterFerr 6 років тому +3

      Zatanik YT huh. I remember I lost my old cards somehow, I had a holographic Manetric. It was really cool

    • @evolutionvr7045
      @evolutionvr7045 6 років тому +2

      Peter Ferrarotto my best two cards were mega rayquaza ( my favorite Pokemon) and mega charzard. Both 300 damage

    • @Tastyclips1337
      @Tastyclips1337 6 років тому +1

      Peter Ferrarotto because it was for a lucario!!! Duh! ;)

    • @astranox240
      @astranox240 6 років тому +19

      Megas? Who needs that crap. You know what was good? A two pieced legdnd card. Ill never forget when i got my second lugia piece.

  • @m4sherman26
    @m4sherman26 6 років тому +21

    Got that good stuff?
    Yeah.
    *Sniffes the Pokèmon card,feeling good*

  • @Famine_666
    @Famine_666 6 років тому +14

    "allow me to introduce myself- my name is The Card Trader, and trading cards is my...-"
    *y e s lay it on me*
    "...Modus Operandi"
    *look of confusion followed by a google search*

  • @orangeunderthesea1239
    @orangeunderthesea1239 6 років тому +10

    0:01 you have a fake

  • @nigeldm3490
    @nigeldm3490 6 років тому +145

    We need a Magic the Gathering and Yu GI Oh version

    • @braeden9350
      @braeden9350 6 років тому +5

      Nigel DM - Magic the Gathering is next.

    • @JRusso1998
      @JRusso1998 6 років тому

      Nah yugioh

    • @braeden9350
      @braeden9350 6 років тому +8

      Gennaro Russo - It says Magic the Gathering is next in the description.

    • @JRusso1998
      @JRusso1998 6 років тому

      McAwesome ah poo..

    • @willbeckwith7642
      @willbeckwith7642 6 років тому +4

      Hopefully yu gi oh is third

  • @dr.builder2649
    @dr.builder2649 6 років тому +36

    When he trades Delphox BREAK for Luxray BREAK

    • @dr.builder2649
      @dr.builder2649 6 років тому

      yo you trippin homie lmao you'll get like 3 heads in a row every 100 games, Delphox just sets up and stacks fire types too beautifully even on the bench to trade up

    • @astranox240
      @astranox240 6 років тому

      Tbh all breaks are quite shitty. If they couldnt use their previous attacks too they would be garbage. Almost all break attacks backfire you harder than they serve. For example:
      Hydreigon break.
      The attack does 150 dmg but you need to discard 3 energys (atk uses 1psyc 2dark & 1 normal energy). On top of that it does 50 dmg to 2 pokemons on YOUR bench.

    • @glados1180
      @glados1180 6 років тому

      @@astranox240
      Well... What about Raticate Break/Ariados then? Golduck Break? Trevenant (I think thats his english name) Break? There are some really good one's out there.

  • @invisibleasmr8797
    @invisibleasmr8797 6 років тому +137

    ...! ASMR is evolving..!

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 6 років тому +3

      *SPAMS B*

    • @jacobburk5563
      @jacobburk5563 6 років тому +1

      Dun. Dun. Dun dunt. Dun. Dun. Dun dunt.

    • @somethinboring2032
      @somethinboring2032 6 років тому

      Jacob Burk it evolved into number 4 on trending (asmr darling hit number 4)

  • @sans5808
    @sans5808 5 років тому +86

    My Weedle For Your Charizard First Edition
    ITS A DEAL

    • @MrcrispyYT
      @MrcrispyYT 4 роки тому

      Nemanja Krstic I think there now worth 55,000 pounds the first edition charizard 😂

  • @justusgray276
    @justusgray276 2 роки тому +4

    I have tried over and over to make it through this whole video without falling asleep but never have made it.

  • @HyperDavismtGaming
    @HyperDavismtGaming 6 років тому +16

    My Mareanie for your Thundurus?
    “That’s a fair trade.”
    My Skarmory for your Diglett?
    “That seems a little unfair.”

  • @Lookinlikeasnack
    @Lookinlikeasnack 6 років тому +70

    When you run into a Pokémon dealer

  • @offspreyd
    @offspreyd 6 років тому +86

    i think the dealer would be a better name, you know, like how casinos have dealers who hand out cards

    • @DemonMj
      @DemonMj 6 років тому +7

      A J It makes it sound illegal tho.

    • @morgangobin9985
      @morgangobin9985 6 років тому +6

      A J I agree. It has a nice ring to it!

    • @bookmulch7379
      @bookmulch7379 6 років тому +8

      UA-cam might have taken it down if it was just dealer.

  • @quantum6046
    @quantum6046 3 роки тому +3

    Fun Fact. There are more ways to Shuffle a Pokémon card deck. ( With every single card ever in it ) than there are Atoms on Earth.

  • @aycefingerboards1235
    @aycefingerboards1235 4 роки тому +7

    Me:*trying to go to sleep*
    Also me:*wanting to look at all the cards*

  • @Pimp.My.Forklift
    @Pimp.My.Forklift 6 років тому +32

    Don't trade full art for a standard holo

    • @Nico-qj6sx
      @Nico-qj6sx 5 років тому

      Very true I almost made that mistake

  • @subtopewdiepietgay9858
    @subtopewdiepietgay9858 5 років тому +64

    Son: *Hey mom weres dad*
    Mom: *O he's upstairs*
    _Son opens door_
    _Son shuts the door_
    Son: *Mom dad's gone crazy again should we call the police*

    • @sans5808
      @sans5808 5 років тому +3

      We should call police again

  • @masamunaye
    @masamunaye 6 років тому +5

    Just like I remember it, trading Pokémon cards on the school yard to the strange, robed, bearded man.

  • @yaboiguzma393
    @yaboiguzma393 5 років тому +2

    Even though I play this game competitively now anytime the back of the cards unsleeved is still really nostalgic

  • @justinbermudez2739
    @justinbermudez2739 6 років тому +1

    I would honestly like more of this one really helped the inner child of me and passed out 20 minutes into it

  • @ryansadauskis
    @ryansadauskis 6 років тому +20

    Why tf would someone trade a Kyogre for a Lucario. Like, Lucario is my favorite Pokémon but that's not even worth it.

    • @ryansadauskis
      @ryansadauskis 6 років тому

      And a Groudon for an Audino?! Oml

    • @crisla69
      @crisla69 6 років тому +1

      Ryan Sadauskis audino is stronger then groudon

    • @crisla69
      @crisla69 6 років тому

      *than

    • @skardius
      @skardius 5 років тому

      Depending on the training(if we talking digital games)it could be a fair trade.

    • @tm0675
      @tm0675 5 років тому

      because the Lucario was a good card for the format; t was played

  • @kingrootbeer8656
    @kingrootbeer8656 6 років тому +7

    Great Cthulhu this was my childhood!...oh who am I kidding, it’s still my life!

    • @bookmulch7379
      @bookmulch7379 6 років тому +1

      Sans The Skeleton and what might be your favourite element?

  • @Auphyrox
    @Auphyrox 6 років тому +5

    lol at this point Uncle E is literally a fan of everything

  • @TheJsb39
    @TheJsb39 4 роки тому +8

    That moment when Groudon is ur favorite legendary Pokémon and audino is ur least favorite and he trades them :(

    • @fireball1696
      @fireball1696 4 роки тому

      You comment alot on this video, guess you like this type of asmr

    • @keano4513
      @keano4513 4 роки тому

      @@fireball1696 He commented 2, max 3 times on this video...

  • @Shinyloog20992
    @Shinyloog20992 4 роки тому +1

    2 years later and this is still my favorite asmr video

  • @flangleguys
    @flangleguys 6 років тому +61

    some of those cards looks like theyre worth something

    • @buggirlrock
      @buggirlrock 6 років тому +4

      flangleguys none are anything super special.

    • @ironicomens4069
      @ironicomens4069 5 років тому

      @@buggirlrock The exeggutor in the sleeve is actually quite rare: part of a special set.

    • @sebastianrizvic
      @sebastianrizvic 5 років тому +3

      @@ironicomens4069 it's not lol. It's a secret rare in the xy evolutions set. But the thing is, that set printed off SO many secret rares that they are basically worthless. I completed this set and I have about 5 of each of the secret rares...

  • @johnjohnson8442
    @johnjohnson8442 6 років тому +19

    Some of these trades.... 😂😂😂😂 "yeah that sounds fair" - Lmaaoooo like none of these were fair for us

    • @CAKTUZKATX3
      @CAKTUZKATX3 6 років тому

      IKR!

    • @scubb
      @scubb 5 років тому +4

      Not my fault you consented to bad trades

    • @thatbeanerrr
      @thatbeanerrr 5 років тому

      @@scubb lol i agree

  • @bigIenny
    @bigIenny 6 років тому +69

    Bro u look like luke from the last Jedi in the thumbnail

  • @NeoN-yv8zd
    @NeoN-yv8zd 5 років тому

    Little personal review on u and ur channel from the looks of the videos your really nice guy and your creative fun and professional channel helps me and many others relax I think this channel is a real asset to the UA-cam community

  • @BrknButMtvted
    @BrknButMtvted 3 роки тому +2

    I remember when Pokémon was so popular, there was this one kid in my neighborhood that would set up a little trading session on the block and their would be like 10 people to go there

  • @yob_etihw
    @yob_etihw 6 років тому +112

    Who else came to see what cards he had

  • @hollowheart
    @hollowheart 6 років тому +6

    You’re so damn creative Rift! Please never stop

  • @chasem4774
    @chasem4774 6 років тому +245

    G R E E T I N G S

  • @sleepysheepy9731
    @sleepysheepy9731 6 років тому +2

    That light tapping is heavenly

  • @trumpetguy59
    @trumpetguy59 6 років тому

    I kind of like how the the sensitivity of the microphone makes the sound of the cards sliding between one another sound like the ancient wood tile cards or something. It sounds fascinating actually.

  • @Corsaka
    @Corsaka 6 років тому +11

    Thumbnail - Pokémon Luke Skywalker

  • @propsyt383
    @propsyt383 5 років тому +10

    I have no clue what value these cards are, but holy they are shiny.

  • @largehenne5988
    @largehenne5988 6 років тому +51

    WHY THE F WOULD I TRADE GROUNDON FOR AUDINO? That's a bad decision I just made, dang!

    • @rantaro9440
      @rantaro9440 6 років тому +11

      $2.49 for $2.49
      Most certainly a bad trade -_-

    • @rvrcty9451
      @rvrcty9451 6 років тому +1

      Cuz its better

    • @mvd3775
      @mvd3775 6 років тому

      *groudon

    • @mostimportantscrub
      @mostimportantscrub 6 років тому +4

      I mean, Audino won world's. Groudon didn't.

    • @scubb
      @scubb 5 років тому

      Obviously someone who's never played the real tcg

  • @pllucyfer4467
    @pllucyfer4467 3 роки тому

    It's amazing how much efford this dude put into his work

  • @Yam4fam
    @Yam4fam Рік тому +2

    POV: it’s 2nd grade and that one kid is at the side back on the playground at recess selling Pokémon cards

  • @harryb12
    @harryb12 6 років тому +155

    I have a mega charizard ex if u wanna trade ?

    • @MrStrepsilz
      @MrStrepsilz 6 років тому +14

      Harry B charizard with the shiny background cant be beaten

    • @MissileKiller
      @MissileKiller 6 років тому +41

      I got a Magikarp if you want

    • @tinysquid8786
      @tinysquid8786 6 років тому +3

      i have mewtwo ex if you want to trade

    • @seb9stian
      @seb9stian 6 років тому +1

      shiny Rayquaza or Arceus if you wanna trade

    • @piccalele
      @piccalele 6 років тому +19

      Harry B I have a blue eyes white dragon if you wanna trade

  • @williamhalpert7487
    @williamhalpert7487 4 роки тому +2

    Who else collected Pokemon cards for cool cards and didn't even know how to play the game

  • @Captain_Bottles
    @Captain_Bottles 3 роки тому +3

    Can I be honest, I genuinely love collecting the character trainer cards, like when they’re game characters like gym leaders, trial captains, professors etc
    Still holding out for another Steven Stone card,,,,

  • @coleharris8188
    @coleharris8188 5 років тому

    That Lucario was a secret rare mega, worth more than a regular mega lucario. You can tell because the Japanese letters are solid gold instead of red

  • @tension0862
    @tension0862 6 років тому

    Damn this man is creative. He has to be the most creative asmr channel on UA-cam unless I'm missing somebody.