My favourite dumb death is Emperor Draco’s, in the 7th century BC, it was tradition in those days to throw hats and coats down at rulers and celebrities to show respect, and he once received so much “respect” that he got buried in coats and suffocated.
“prepare to feel my pain laddy boi” “stream epiphany ;)” “just succ it” “i’m in the hole” “turned out the groove was a lump” *and other sentences said by phil*
every single gaming video within the past few months: phil: winner gets this cookie dan: *wins* phil: *tries to take cookie* dan: ok fine take it phil: yay
Dan wearing color? Him: “Don’t freak out.” Me: *doesnt freak out but is extremely happy because he looks so good in color and I love the channel and Danny boi is so adorable*
I realize that Dan always let's Phil go first to see how the game works so he knows how to do it
2 shooting stars phil is dans test doll tbh in these game vids
Slytherin much
@@sunberry3447 and Phil is the loyal Hufflepuff friend, who knows what's going on, but just goes along with it because he loves his bestest friend
sunberries bop but dans a ravenclaw
Facts.
Dan's sigh after Phil licked the cookie is just so resigned.
".....This is the human I have chosen to live with...."
Hahaha
Dan is not into sweets anymore but can be sometimes so petit about them.
*you have killed me inside dozens of times*
-Dan Howell 2018
Phil: Just suck it
Dan: *Trying to process for 3 seconds.*
Me: *Dies*
Dans probably thinking umm Phil thats for later so stop
What’s better then life Death ikrr😂
@@youngdaggerjah888 I love your profile picture of fronk
@@jshlerdunsephuriewayieroro3528 thanks
"Frickity frack I don't wanna be a snacc." is my new catch phrase
Sameeee
Yesss
Same
*Phil, a sophisticated human with an English degree:* _licks cookie so Dan can't have it_
He only licked the package Dan still could of had it. But Phil is an sweetohlic
BootsTheCat Lol I know. I love sweets a lot as well and would’ve begged Dan to share😆
Michelle L XD
I’d do that
God, me
I love how Dan always wins, yet somehow Phil always gets the prize at the end.
lol ikr
Isn't that how it always is though, Dan won Phil and Phil got the prize:Dan. Lmao
ISIS MARIAN DE LEIJA CAMACHO true lol
true friendship.
most of the time its bc of All Or Nothing
Phil is turning into the old man who purposely misuses slang to see how badly Dan reacts
Aurelia love that
I love him all the more for it 😂😂
UR RIGHT
Who's this "AmazingPhil"?
I only know *Safety Lester*
Bethany M amazon phol? i don't know her
they _protecc_
they _attacc_
but most importantly,
_dan don wanna be a snacc_
Phanic! At The My Chemical Boyee I literally read that comment as he said “I don’t wanna be snack”
I’m wheezing
@@spiritspyders, me though
@@philipconnolly681, HELL YEAH HE IS
Dan's depressing humor used to be concerning, now it's just relateable.
Jasmine it was always relatable, um glad hes happier though
Same
I relate on a spiritual level
yup.
jasmine YOUR PFP OMG
“Two potato’s chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not dead” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dying
Thank you for this 😂😂
HAVE YOU HEARD THE ORIGINAL VERSION??
F
Who else read that in Anthony's voice?!
i didn't know who anthony was til a few weeks ago and only realised he was the reason for the vine because of this video
wow im uneducated
Phil: Today we're playing for this thing that only I actually want.
lol me
and then he loses, and gets it.
It's the perfect plan. Either he wins and gets what he wants, or loses and gets what he wants anyway.
Too true. He's a genius.
Why is this every single Dan vs Phil video though 😂
"Where's the sharpie mark?"-Dan
"Let me kill you."-Phil
Who switched Dan and Phil come on guys fess up
theyre becoming the same person i swear to fucking god
Dil did it
Um so funny story I may or may not have switched them on accident while trying to make some popcorn...sorry mom
it was merely testing my soul changer
"Frickity Frack, I don't wanna be a S N A C C"
-Daniel Howell, 2018
he protecc
he attacc
dan wins but phil still gets the snacc
did we ask for this? no, but we enjoyed it anyway
Keira Lee i made this 420 lolz im proud
Oh you meant the cookie by snacc... right
:D
Mabye learn how to spell *protect*,*attack* and *snack*
*frickity fracc, I don't want to be a snacc.*
~Daniel Howell 2018
because he already a snacc
Annie14 *hES a full course meal
frickity fracc, the snicc snacc is bacc and ready to attacc
He protecc
He attacc
He don’t wanna be a snacc
He give his fren the snacc
"Selfie with the alien, 1B likes, Kylie Jenner is quaking."
💀💀💀
*HE . TOUCHED . THE . NECK*
WHEN
@@Zaymonia 0.35
0:35
And Dan was so ok with it. He didn't even flinch, he just kept on looking for the mark on his jacket
This has 666 likes, should i ruin it?
HEhEehHE YES
"I want to give up but my digestive system never does" ~Daniel Howell in color, 2018
Epitome Of Laziness Does he need some benefiber
Dan: Don't freak out
Phil: I'm freaking out
Dan: Don't freak out
Phil: I'm freaking out
Me too Phil, me too.
You have to love Phil
ME DURING MY MEET AND GREET WITH DNP
MOOD
m00d
Jasmine same
My favourite dumb death is Emperor Draco’s, in the 7th century BC, it was tradition in those days to throw hats and coats down at rulers and celebrities to show respect, and he once received so much “respect” that he got buried in coats and suffocated.
Oof
*R E S P E C T*
press *F* to pay respeccs
I guess you could say he had people's respect at the drop of a hat
Gabby Lister Did you get that from Horrible Histories?
*And now some poetry from Dan....*
“Frickety
Frac
Omg
I don’t wanna be a snack”
*frickity frack*
*oh my god*
*i don't want to be a snacc*
THAT WAS POETRY DAN
Frickity *Fracc
It's so wholesome that Phil has taken his pillow around the world.
Leigh Be wut a lucky pillow
Wish I was that pillow :)
😢😢💕
The thumbnail depicts their entire friendship
TRUE
It dO E S
Yesssss
Blegh 06 So true
Yaassssssssa x
danandphilgames is dan winning the game and still giving phil his cookie
8:35 “aw I’ll take a nice little picture” dans cute lol
Allison Andres aw we love cute dan and drunk dan
@@etefanyt245 both are adorkable
"13 bowls of cream filled pastry"
He eats cream filled pastries the way Phil eats dans cereal
Lmao
8:45 we've discovered how dalien was born
OMG YES
I was thinking that i was surprised they didnt say anything
6:00 Dan~”Don’t touch the SNEK,don’t touch the SNEK.”
PBeauty LLL but Phil touched the NECK
aparna yogalingam 👏🏼👏🏼 go home
“Don’t know where my hands been, wouldn’t bite it if I were you,”
*looks at camera suggestively*
Abby Fox he’s been f*****ing himself!
SushiRoll Speaks no shit that’s the joke that literally everyone got
*tap to avoid the sharks*
*frickity frack*
*i don’t want to be a snack*
~daniel howell 20gayteen
Monica Rex a quote for a yearbook
*FRICKITY FRACK*
Note to self: make that my yearbook quote
Phil: Hello Dan and Phil games-
Dan: *sToP tHe eVeRyThInG* !!1!!1!
DnP: *they're fighting for a cookie*
Me: Y...you- you can't just break this cookie in a half?
...
No? Oh, okay.
All or Nothing
Communism detected on DnP soil. Lethal force engaged
Dan wins, and Phil gets the cookie anyway.
Dan in colour? *what a concept*
radical conceptussy
Conceptussy
what is the conceptussy?
You don’t wanna know :0
lol ok
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
Dan dosent want to be a snacc
buttersidedown dan isnt wearing blaccc
i w a s g o n e f o r 1 5 m i n u t e s
w h a t t h e f u c k
Honestly the best comment I've ever seen.
blurry nights True
What the fuck happened god is a l i v e
i think dan and phil have higher chances of dying from falling off of the stage rather than an elephant. an elephant involves going outside!
Nicole Elizabeth HAH *wheeze*
You are really cute nicole
I'm sorry that sounds so creepy help
NICOLE
Yea
are we ignoring Dan saying “orgasm denial” at 6:14???
Everyone out here ignoring THE iconic moment of this video. What is this man reading?? What is he DOING????!
LMAOOOO
and then Phil said "apparently it's 8 sneezes in a row... is the same pressure"...?
6:13
Oml lmfao
"I want to give up, but my digestive system won't"- Dan 2018-2019
ok same
ok also you tho
hi i love your profile picture
nice profile pic mate
Phandom trash forever nice profile pic
0:35 Dan let Phil touch his neck and I'm DEAD
xX notsohuman Xx !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG
I think Phil did it to get a reaction out of Dan but he just didnt care
@Sister Philip pErSoNaL sPaCe WhO??????
Phil's pillow has traveled more of the world than me.
Leigh Be I aspire to be that pillow
that's one lucky pillow
Same
bAhahahahaah
ranthetrashcan indeed!
*signs petition for dan to wear more red*
I sign
Me tooo
*pen noises*
Dan is slowly losing his branding and it’s so nice to see him being who he wants instead of who other people want him to be.
Kenzie West preach 👏🏻
"dunno where my hand's been, wouldn't bite it if i were you" and then the most suggestive face ive seen what the hell dan
Harmony “you need to rub it faster”
i thought i was the only one that noticed that omg
8:00
The look on Dan's face when Phil says, "Just suck it."
*W H E E Z E*
I love how Dan's creepy "Hi" in the beginning always goes unnoticed.
It’s a cute hi!
cute and creepy aren't necessarily opposites...
Some times its cute, other times he makes me worry.
@@marisolconde6823 when doesnt he make us worry honestly
10:15 Honey, you're a damn three course meal
9:14 sliced and diced is the evolution of soft and neat
He protecc
He frickety frack
But most importantly he doesn't want to be a snacc
.....I really hope "he" at least didn't frickety frack in public.
*friccety fracc
I was about to comment that 😂😂
Dan: Wins Challenge
Phil: Gets Upset
Dan: Gives Phil Prize, making whole video pointless
True Friendship people
nah it aint friendship darl, it's romance
Of course! 😆
Kylie Jenner is quaking
Overcooked is quaking
EVERYONE IS QUAKING
Llama Life yas
Because Abuelita is coming
Over cooked is baking
The San Andreas fault is quaking
SHANE DAWSON IS QAUKING
"I want to give up, but my digestive system never does."
*Me.*
everytime they play for something and dan wins Phil takes it anyway😂😂
That moment when Phil's face lit up just because Dan gave him the cookie, that's the meaning of life everyone
He looked so proud of himself
"Frickety FRACK oh my God I don't want to be a snack" ~ Daniel James Howell
I love how no matter who wins, Phil ALWAYS gets the treat at the end😁
Dan sighing when Phil licked the cookie is my whole M O O D
Victori covers same
He deserved the cookie tho, Phil always gets the good food
5:41
Phil: "Well- Just suck it."
Dan's face kills me XD
what a mood
phil: touches neck
dan: ignores and looks for sharpie marks
how to stay alive:
give your best friend _your_ cookie that he licked so you don’t get sick from *germs*
*bEsT fRiEnD*
life lesson here
Don't worry, karama will get him. Those cookies are awful. 😂
The more you know
He only licked the packet so if i was dan i wouldnt care
"Avoid the snakes"
*I can't they're everywhere at school*
same
they're
*they're but same
OKAY SAME
Edgy
“Frickity Frack, I don’t wanna be a Snack”
Dan Howell 2018
ThatWeird Pigeon so inspiring 😩👏🏻
I often say frickety frackety someone get me a snackety and I honestly feel so complete right now
Wise words
had me in tears
@@mel-ody same
"don't know where my hand has been, wouldn't bite it if I were you *smirks*" - dan
Dan is being so aggressive and I'm digging it.
“prepare to feel my pain laddy boi”
“stream epiphany ;)”
“just succ it”
“i’m in the hole”
“turned out the groove was a lump”
*and other sentences said by phil*
Sorry but I love he user
He needs a book filled with his quotes
Serena Moore i would so buy that
Im IN My LaDy DOoR!!
for a second I thought that said lady boi and I got war flashbacks to the prequel of the chair fic
Dans pure little “hi :)” at the beginning is my desired aesthetic.
So kawaii >♡
>❤️
1:17:
*digestif siftem*
good wording dan
Words are hard 😂
*flashback to "mulatifations"*
Phil mispronounced it too lol they both bad at English and Phil has an English degree😂😂
Dan: "I don't wanna be a snacc"
You already are, dear
Lmao
Hahahahha gurllllsssss
ginger moonchild
I know right
He's the whole damn meal
He's not a snack he's a whole four course meal damn
every single gaming video within the past few months:
phil: winner gets this cookie
dan: *wins*
phil: *tries to take cookie*
dan: ok fine take it
phil: yay
Jessica a jessica comment with only 5 likes???!!
THE WORLD IS ENDING AJSJSJSJS
ranthetrashcan pffffft that’s how it starts it’ll build up to 1.k idk maybe
Estefany MT it looked wrong
Jessica I hope you know that you are famous I’m the Emo community.
Jessica needs her Becky to become truly Famous
Lesson learned: Phil is an actual toddler.
Yay
We been knew
I love him pfft
lmaaaao I need 9:37~9:38 in GIF format
On it 😂😂😂😂😂
Same
Same
Yess, I need it!
sorry i ruined the 666 likes
Danneh
Laddy boy
Danny boy
Wow phil you blessed us with your nicknames
I'm wheezing
Baby boy
CHILD
@@onionvalley MUM YOU'RE HERE
*Dan wins marshmallows* - *Phil eats the marshmallows instead*
*Dan wins the cookie* - *Phil eats the cookie instead*
NightcoreFreak I see a pattern....
RIP me spoilers
@@ashleighpanter6321 lol if you didnt want yo be spoiled why did you go to the comments
its the circle of life
@@ashleighpanter6321 same dude0
The amount of saltiness in this video gave me high blood pressure
The ocean is shaking
the ocean just sister fell over and DIED
DONT TOUCH THE SNEK PHIL
phrasing
"frickity frack
omg
i don't want to be a snacc"
~daniel howell, 2k18
Phil: let me kill you
Dan: you've killed me dozens of times on the inside
Me: Is this a kink?
lets be honesst......
*probably.*
his whole chanel is a kink
Honestly my kink
I would be disturbed if someone's kink was Dan and Phil....There's one person out there though....
@@pettinger4410 how would that work?
Dan wearing color? Him: “Don’t freak out.” Me: *doesnt freak out but is extremely happy because he looks so good in color and I love the channel and Danny boi is so adorable*
@@cactiareamazing holy fucking shit
True but I freaked out just a little
Ani Vaughan same
He looks good in anything, what he feels comfortable in is what counts.
excuse me I am too fabulous
Phil has taught me that if you lick something you want, you own it.
Heheheheh.
Yes
He has licked dan. On the face I'm pretty sure
do not do it with humans
*liks happiness* o h w a i t
Katelyn Causey eww. Non-consensual licking does not count.
dan's just trying to drop hints that he's rebranding to being colorful guys
Actually, maybe. He said he WAS waiting for the appropriate time to upload his latest video maybe he is.
we'll see buckaroo ;)
Just please don’t get rid of the black jeans don’t Leave me I’m the last one who wears loads of black now 😰
the fact that dan is wearing color is
i c o n i c
His lack of colours is his icon.
Phil: We’re getting very yellow
D&P: *various weird noises less than 5 seconds later*
Dan: "orgasm denial"
Phil: "apparently 8 sneezes in a row is the same pressure"
Me:w h a t
In the moment they said they were competing over the last cookie, I knew Dan was going to win and then give it to Phil, a classic.
Wholesome Howell giving the cookie was v nice
"frickety fracc,
Let's not be a snacc"
-Dan Howell
LOL!! I was look for this comment cause I knew someone would have said it lol!
I love dans face of confusion after he says something strange
Ex. 0:45
Dan and Phil are **glowing**
They look so happy, honestly, and it’s making me happy.
“Two potatos chilling five feet apart cuz their not dead” ~Phil
character development : dan is not as afraid of people touching his neck anymore !
f i o n a dan is not as afraid of *Phil* touching his neck anymore
phil was always an exception
dunwithu Phil is the only exception. (please get that reference)
paramore?
LeighTheUnicorn. yes
I'm beyond having crushes on these men.
They are my sons.
@@bananamuffin166 omg
Wtf is this chain of comments??
Audrey Gutierrez
No that would be incest, they should be your son and son-in-law lol
They're my dad's cuz my parents don't accept me 😌💅🏳️🌈
@@lenad8465 same 😔
Dan: *wears colors*
Everybody: AHHHH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
I know!!! I had to check the year
Sydney Rodd is your icon crank that Fred?
Rosie Pauline yup
Sydney Rodd we stan
phil and the cookie is the biggest mood i’ve ever seen,,
dan in red is everything
I know, right?!
literally nobody!!! true
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly
*he don’t wanna be the sharky’s snacc*
Dan and Phil uploading twice a year?
It’s more likely than you think.
what even is the point of playing for something because phil eventually gets it anyway 😂
bellamie deal FACT LMAO
Fact
Lala you're right it's very valid
Maybe that's how Dalien was born. He was just pulled out of Dils stomach
purple lion That’s very likely
AKA C-section
Dan: “I don’t want to be a snack.”
Me: But you are Dan.
TheDancingUnicorn :3 he's a whole 8 course meal.