I said the same thing too when I was 6 but now I invade everyone's privacy for living, tell my boss if I see you doing drugs through your front camera, walk around with a invisibility cloak and make drones disguised as birds to watch over every one and watch you go to sleep.
I can confidently state that when I clicked on a video titled "Stripper Magician," I did not expect a significant portion of it to discuss tax evasion.
Lyrics: Stripper magician a wonderful addition to parties and funerals also police suspicion. I think there's something shiny behind your ear, I can also make your daugther's virginity disappear. Take a look at my magic stick it makes dreams come true with just one lick FLICK. Pulling out these scarfs like I pull out of your daughter. I’m a magic wiener real Harry Potter. Bibity bop and alakazam when I go to town I break diaphragms. Stripper magician on a musical mission, I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition. For my next trick, I’ll need a wired coat hanger. This one is for the dads that didn’t mean to bang her. My magic hat is where I keep my tips. Save from taxation, it’s an easy trick! I call it tax invasion, plain and simple the US government is the one that I swindle. Stripper magician making sexual transmissions. I may not pay my taxes but at least I have your digits. Pick a card, any card, and if your friend’s in need, I’ll make his penis hard. Stripper magiction sudadydalehbazebabadabadameladahEeAHhh
Yeah when I heard that part I'm crying I realized the world is going to burn and there's nothing to do just watch it burn (I'm having a seizure while typing help)
Despite Everything on iFunny they just post her content which is fine because they credit her. The real cringe is people lip syncing her content on tic toc. Watch her past video about it
@@jackkrupnick4573 I suppose your right, it's just annoying that every feature set shes on it. Which wasnt a probable at first cause shes really funny and makes great content. It's the comments that I hate, they're just so aggressive
“sinning with your body is evil and atrocious” - std song “pulling out these hats like I pull out of your daughter” - stripper magician *i don’t know what to believe anymore*
hey dude i just want you to know i saw you comment on something like a few months ago and thought your name was great so screenshotted it and have been using it as a reaction image ever since. i just thought i'd let you know
So... Are the scarves anal beads/vaginal beads and Stripper Magician is bisexual and is screwing another female and stripper magician magically tells the female client's 50 year old dad that she pulled scarves out of his daughter like vaginal beads.
This is what keeps me from killing myself at night No, but for real, your videos actually do help me when I feel down, love the crude humor, keep being you
Its so sad to see the footage of modern culture dies in front of my eyes. This hits more than the obituary of the last speaker of some language that i dont know of.
Something about Carolina Cornstarch's video aesthetic has always slightly bothered me, and I only just today realized that it's because this woman exudes the exact same energies as Rappin' for Jesus. I am troubled by this revelation.
Teacher: Okay Kids what do you all want to be when you grow up? Kid #1: Astronaut Kid # 2: Police Man! Kid #3: Doctor. Kid #4: MC DONALDS WORKER Kid #5: Harry Potter Kid #6: A Trash Police. Kid #7: Lawyer Kid #8: Teacher Kid #9: mario Kid #10: frikin willy-wonka Kid #11: creeper Kid #12: aw man Kid #13: those people who try to help, but nothing happens Kid #14: Beta Game Tester Kid #15: *thot police* Kid #16: maid Caroline: 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙣
When she said "stripper magician, hghsmmmsmmmmkk, kjhfkkomrfmmsm." I felt that.
Ahahaha same tho!
She speaks Carti
When she breathed I felt that
when she felt it, i felt that.
Same. So deep
parents: what do you want to be when you’re older?
me:
Alayna Oertel 420 likes 😂
Alayna Oertel setting goals high I see
A stripper magician
I said the same thing too when I was 6 but now I invade everyone's privacy for living, tell my boss if I see you doing drugs through your front camera, walk around with a invisibility cloak and make drones disguised as birds to watch over every one and watch you go to sleep.
(FBI FBI if your actually in fbi it’s a joke)
This sounds like a deleted scene from the Sex Offender Shuffle.
Crossover of blonde boys, sex offender shuffle and stripper magician???
2nd verse for sure
How's your daughter? What she been upto lately?
Daughter:
I am your 1000th liker
im the father whose daughter you solicited
see you in court.
@Anna Donald who can legally, get you off
let's go i know the law
She did tax evasion, so you also got the IRS too
Woah fuck i didnt think id get this many likes, thanks guys
Id like to mention that my daughter is a dog, so theres an inevitable charge of beastiality
Stripper Magician can you make my student loan debt disappear
Other way around pal
disappear debt loan student my make you can Magician Stripper
No but she can rack up another debt
Rhinopocalypes her debt to society. Jail awaits
Only if it has a vagina
I can confidently state that when I clicked on a video titled "Stripper Magician," I did not expect a significant portion of it to discuss tax evasion.
Lyrics:
Stripper magician a wonderful addition to parties and funerals also police suspicion. I think there's something shiny behind your ear, I can also make your daugther's virginity disappear.
Take a look at my magic stick it makes dreams come true with just one lick FLICK. Pulling out these scarfs like I pull out of your daughter. I’m a magic wiener real Harry Potter. Bibity bop and alakazam when I go to town I break diaphragms.
Stripper magician on a musical mission, I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition.
For my next trick, I’ll need a wired coat hanger. This one is for the dads that didn’t mean to bang her.
My magic hat is where I keep my tips. Save from taxation, it’s an easy trick! I call it tax invasion, plain and simple the US government is the one that I swindle.
Stripper magician making sexual transmissions. I may not pay my taxes but at least I have your digits.
Pick a card, any card, and if your friend’s in need, I’ll make his penis hard.
Stripper magiction sudadydalehbazebabadabadameladahEeAHhh
I felt this lyrics
i love you.
tips or *TITS* ?
@@nowonmetube I was thinking same thing.
@@oceanman943 yeah she definitely said tits 🌚
Imagine her content when she gets her hand on alcohol legally...
Oh sweet Jesus that's gonna be good UA-cam money right there.
Vysair oh no 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5 minutes of constant sobbing and muttering
@@SirFooplesTheThird just the content I want!
Yeah it would probably go downhill
She's mad creative as is
Caroline: *speaks*
Tik Tok: *its Free Real Estate*
Shut your fuck up
Shut your up
U jealous that this dude has more likes that you can get on all your comments
@@tofolcano9639 r/ihadastroke
tofol cano what do we know about these trucks? They’re huge.
If this isn’t a Netflix original in a year I will scream
Imagine this being your daughter, and you just found this on here.
I would be so proud
Or wife, even though she's a bit old,,
Almudahilliah, my brothers.
@Roy G Biv That's what he said
If that was the case I would be so proud to be Hermione's father.
I'd henceforth introduce myself as dad of stripper magician.
Oh god someone please burn this onto disks, put it in magic mike cases, and give them to good will. PLEASE
Hayley Orr I know what I’m doing next weekend.
What do you mean I haven't already done this
Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today
This should’ve been put on the golden record
does anyone even use dvds anymore
the lyrics are disappointingly creative
No, they are creatively disappointing.
_Disappointingly_
no u
Stripperughtuuebrbfngjg
@@alexcnz92 No, they are appointingly discreative
that coat hanger line was and still remains absolute gold
The only one I don't get... I feel bad dude
Mike Kat back ally abortion joke
@@blazeraz7666 it is about abortion
don't mind me just came for the daily dose of stripper magician.
Terry Davis lol yeah same - i was just sitting here thinking 'i need my dose of stripper magician for the day'
Stripper Magician
also known as
Demonetization Magician
Zuzu
Stripper magician,
Demonetization’s my mission!
stripped of financial benefits from a good video 😔
And now, for my next trick, i will make this green dollar sign disappear!
@@oddacity5883 *turn yellow.
These sound like yugioh cards tho
This channel is the verbal representation of ADHD
Ty
As a person who HAS adhd, it really isnt
ADHD gang
Rómulo Figueroa thanks for making me laugh
Mr. T thats why i found it... no really though i was diagnosed with ADHD and it’s pretty much this shit
This is the kind of content of hers I wanted more of, not her punking us and then berating us for having empathy
Y’all are so cringe , fake empathy ppl . Learn to not take everything so serious
@@zorlockts5744so we’re supposed to her TO MAKE FUN OF MISCARRIAGES? Seems like you don’t understand HOW IMPORTANT pregnancy is for women.
@@eklei2025 it’s the internet , you’re crying and getting your vag bloody over a stranger
@@zorlockts5744 fake empathy? You got a problem with people just showing happiness towards others? No my dear, YOU are the cringiest
im a penis haver but miscarriages are uber traumatic, there are lines that for decency's sake shouldnt be crossed and thats one of them
you know its been a good night on youtube if this is on your homepage again
When she said stripper magihendndhdbe nsjshehdnsnsj.
I felt that...
Heyyyyyyyy
Same
magihendndhdbe nsjshehdnsnsj sounds like a drug
Yeah when I heard that part I'm crying I realized the world is going to burn and there's nothing to do just watch it burn (I'm having a seizure while typing help)
@@darude8817 I think that was the drug in Saved By The Bell. Btw I enjoy your sandstorms.
Stripper Magician: *exists*
Magic Mike: *sweating profusely*
This comment is so underrated😂😂
My like got you to 1k..ha! 😂😂👌 now where's my likes!!!!!! 😂😂 jokes
Professor Snape aint got nothing on caroline😂
A moment of silence for those who weren't blessed for the unlisted link.
Holy shit, i thought I'd never get to see this masterpiece again, we miss you, happy birthday!
Fairly certain Caroline hasn't been alive since the 90's and this account is just posting corrupted VHS tapes they found in their basement
Killed by the police for evading taxes
sounds about right.
I suspect some time traveling due to the fortnite dances in her prom video
Most plausible theory I've heard
@@eliselo9073 Heyy no shaming the time travelers
This the kinda stuff you see on Adult Swim at 2AM
OMG SO TRUEEE LMAO
After children's hospital
Michael Hood lMAO
Before king of the hill.
Yup
Thank God I have this saved as one of my favorite videos so I can still see it. This video is legendary.
HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK
When you make up your own class in D&D
This is basically just a Bard tho
As a D&D fan this is great bur yeah its pretty much bard
When you cross class bard with wizard you become the best class. Stripper magician
Glamour bard multiclassed into wizard
Trickster Cleric amirite boyzzz
This video has *S P O O K Y V A G I N O S I S* written all over it...
Strippy Magicosis
Spooky pp
The STD Magician
Stop corrupting the already corrupted stripper magician
HPV, HIV, spOOkY VaGiNosIs
I feel like she's trying to tell us she lost her virginity to a magician.
I always used to cry when I laughed, but then I was raped by a clown
She is that magician
@@nimuedamon1936Haha irony is great.
This oddly showed up in my recommendations today in 2024
0:59
me when i talk to my crush
Caroline Konstnar uploads
Tiktok & iFunny: Is this free content?
More like ifunny
Despite Everything on iFunny they just post her content which is fine because they credit her. The real cringe is people lip syncing her content on tic toc. Watch her past video about it
@@jackkrupnick4573 I have seen it. As long as people credit her its good, people on tiktok do not. Haven't seen this iFunny stuff though.
@@potica4247 I'm gonna edit it
@@jackkrupnick4573 I suppose your right, it's just annoying that every feature set shes on it. Which wasnt a probable at first cause shes really funny and makes great content. It's the comments that I hate, they're just so aggressive
“sinning with your body is evil and atrocious” - std song
“pulling out these hats like I pull out of your daughter” - stripper magician
*i don’t know what to believe anymore*
XD
She’s talking a lot about daughters in her songs-
*Heavy breathing*
Me: *lesbian breathing*
The perfect girl doesn't exi-
also shes 16 lmao
@@rxythmark666 High school juniors: Perfect
rxyth just ripe for the picking
i’m gonna regret this joke.
@@Skalistre no need to regret it, you are a true highborn gentleman sir!
How is this not age-restricted?
-Can't complain though.-
It was literally just posted
Sonny Jim boy frank of the filth SHUtheCKUP
-because you already said yes to the policy-
hey dude i just want you to know i saw you comment on something like a few months ago and thought your name was great so screenshotted it and have been using it as a reaction image ever since. i just thought i'd let you know
@@cheemscheemsburger8277 nigga
Yayyy it is just unlisted not deleted. :D
I'm glad I had this in a playlist
My boyfriend sent me this, he understand me so well
He's breaking up with you
Marry him
Grab the shotgun
He's giving you some ideas
He's a keeper
This comment proves that people don’t get an obvious joke.
John Fishtots not really
Caroline Konstnar oh 😂
It I‘d known I was gonna get a pin I’d have done it on my main but cheers never had that before
@@johnisntmyrealname81 lol
or it’s the date rape drugs the shady magician supplies kicking in
Katie T Why would she take them herself?😂
Why does UA-cam's algorithm know what kind of girls I'm interested in
It simply adds every perv search you've been making one to another
So expect more nice result
The medium is the message ♾
I was asking the same question
Why must this blessed video be hidden from the world
Stripper Magician: an alternative title for Bayonetta.
take my like and piss off
oh my god
Underrated
Ok
Better yet, Stripperella
mom: what kind of girl do u like?
me: its complicated
"girls with abs that dont wear bras"
Same pfp gang
God has left us indeed.
@Bryce Ellis Actually shouldn't you be the one getting help being scared just like that?
Your pfp confirms that god has indeed left us.
This is Hermione as soon as she found out Harry had a huge vault of money at the Gringott.
So sad this vid is unlisted now, had to find it via my liked folder 😔
Same
Stand user: Stripper Magician
Stand name: *[Tax Evasion]*
*[Magician's Strip]*
Ayyyy
Jojos ref?
Like our president in Brazil, "Sonego sempre que posso" It means, i evade my taxes always, when i can
Oi
"Pulling out these scarfs, like I pull out of your Daughter"
Umm we don't do that here
This man said he don't pull out of his daughter.
@@TotalTuxedo SWEEEET HOME ALABAMA
Yeah we don't own scarves here, we're not in the last days of sodom
So... Are the scarves anal beads/vaginal beads and Stripper Magician is bisexual and is screwing another female and stripper magician magically tells the female client's 50 year old dad that she pulled scarves out of his daughter like vaginal beads.
Henry KW Hernandez what-
decided to revisit an old classic in light of the happy news!
This aged like milk
This classic came up in my feed. It deserves an encore.
Me: Pass me the aux chord fam
Friend: You better not play trash
Me:
Bold of you to call her trash
We have our eyes on you bitch.
Wait a minute...
*THAT'S ILLEGAL*
Stfu rick we decide what is illegal or not.
@@fbifbi9528 oh my god
*Hol'up*
Well to you it is. I don't have those thoughts.
*I will make it legal.*
This lowkey be a bop tho
This is like one of those videos in the "important videos" playlist
My mom: what are you watching?
Me: *turns off phone*
“Just watching someone’s career develop”
But a wise man once told me “Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious”
ua-cam.com/video/nwTBYcvk_tg/v-deo.html
Vortex Creates yeah I don’t wanna be catching no spooky vaginosis
A wise man once told me,
"Nothing happens by accident."
Somone needs to make their mind up if wearing clothes and covering up is a sin or if being naked is a sin because babies are sinning by being naked
Why did I read that with a morgan freeman voice?
They finally caught her for tax evasion
glad i still have the link to this beautiful video
My mind at 3 am when I'm trying desperately to sleep:
This is what keeps me from killing myself at night
No, but for real, your videos actually do help me when I feel down, love the crude humor, keep being you
Congruent Crib she has already peaked, there is nothing that can surpass her content
tel:1-800-273-8255
Haha pp joke
The Guy because he needs to call you for emotional support
Yeah yeah, she acts like she's this wicked amazing magician, but she could never pull off a trick like, say, making a pregnancy disappear.
wire coat hanger line aged BAD
OOF
Just wait until giving birth, then the pregnancy will disappear. Okay needs a few months, but no magic at all. ;-)
I don’t know why I found you, but i’m glad i did
This has to be on Spotify.😂
Pay me $50 and I can make it happen.
lol it is on the artist top memes
I don’t think I’ll ever understand why MTV banned this one.
Yeah they could've atleast played it at 12am.
When I saw something called "Stripper Magician" in my recs I was like is this a new youtube treasure
And I'm happy to say that she delivered
thank god this video still exists
Its so sad to see the footage of modern culture dies in front of my eyes. This hits more than the obituary of the last speaker of some language that i dont know of.
All these videos have the same energy; pure choatic suggestive energies
Aviator Prime she is amazing
Something about Carolina Cornstarch's video aesthetic has always slightly bothered me, and I only just today realized that it's because this woman exudes the exact same energies as Rappin' for Jesus. I am troubled by this revelation.
Wow, gotta watch that video again
Cornstarch, Idk if that was intentional but it's great
Reminds me of the sex offender shuffle
@@kentuckybruce6816 probs because they were made in the 1990 - 2000 correct me if I'm wrong. And the video itself is just creating that aesthetic
Now that's some Christian swag!
Here after this got unlisted tehe
I'm annoyed at myself that I keep coming back to this...
Me during a important exam: oh god help me in this exam
My brain: stripper magican
It's spelled *brane.
@@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 no it's brine
@@henoch5625 qi=643
@@henoch5625 is not a bad ideia
@@issoeprosperidadeecomiquem7975 diabo e isso mano, acreditar em te😂
no one:
not a soul:
my friend, watching Caroline for the first time: _cornstar?_
i press the read more and nothing changes this is trippy
So no one was silent?
Not a soul was silent?
What was everyone saying?
I think everyone think that the first time seeing the name
*CORNSTAR* ??
I actually read as "cornstar" at first glance every time🤣🤣🤣
Hope you get well soon caroline. Your content is gold.
“Take a look at my magical stick, it makes dreams come true with just one lick- FLICK”
I swear, this girl is a lyrical genius and a national treasure.
It bugs me how the timer for the VHS is slower compared to the actual time
It’s on beat with the music instead lol
@@alexismountford1150 Barely, it's slower than that too and off time
0:08 no hat
1 sec later
0:09 hat
A true magician
It’s *magik*
Whoa
this is the best thing i've ever watched single handedly and undeniably.
Take a card, any card
Me: takes her creditcard
@Roy G Biv Dude she's 17....
Roy G Biv Lmao
@Roy G Biv ahahahahah
This is just what I thought magic mike was when my friends told me about it.
Oh so...it's not like that...?
I've been living my life like a lie
tbh 💀
"I need a wired coat hanger"
*pulls out wooden coat hanger*
So glad its in my favorites list I've have it forever
Rip its unlisted but I found it :(
Yeah super depressing why did she delete everything :(
@@seanevan9502 not delete just unlisted
You are the physical manifestation of what goes on in my head 🤯.
Truly fantastic work. Updated Rappy McRapperson vibes.
Thank god I had this In my playlist so I could still watch it
She's so good she made her pregnancy disappear.
Teacher: Okay Kids what do you all want to be when you grow up?
Kid #1: Astronaut
Kid # 2: Police Man!
Kid #3: Doctor.
Kid #4: MC DONALDS WORKER
Kid #5: Harry Potter
Kid #6: A Trash Police.
Kid #7: Lawyer
Kid #8: Teacher
Kid #9: mario
Kid #10: frikin willy-wonka
Kid #11: creeper
Kid #12: aw man
Kid #13: those people who try to help, but nothing happens
Kid #14: Beta Game Tester
Kid #15: *thot police*
Kid #16: maid
Caroline: 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙣
Kid #4 is a black guy huh
Alpha X
yep and kid #3 is Asian
@@sen6976 not surprised 🤣🤣🤣
Me: an owner of a company who knows everything you do and watches you 24/7.
Wtf is a trash police lol
I swear, this is my 3rd time listening to this when it gets recommended and I just cant seem to stop.
I hope you listened to it more than 3x
This is the funniest thing I saw this month 😂
This with the rapp snitch knishes instrumental is gold
So you're telling me she's just 15?
1:02 **my last brain cell during an exam**
noob hahahahahahhahahahahha
I swear I come back to this video like once a month. it's great. :)
Holy shit, why is this not listed, took me minutes to find this again! :D
Guys... I've found content. In the same place... im gona stay here.
Can somebody get this girl booked for another Netflix standup
Please never stop, this content is awesome
Hey, I just noticed that this is back