My mom thought it was sexist that she be expected to learn to cook, so she didn’t. In doing so, she forced myself and my sister to learn to cook with online videos as teens so we could feed her AND our siblings! Such equality. Edit because of confusion: my dad was a good cook, but he died when we were children.
Caroline Konstnar actually died of a brain aneurysm in 1987 after spending months skipping school and isolating herself in her room making these tapes. Over 30 years later the tapes she made in solitude have been periodically leaking to the public after her parents requested every file relating to their daughters mental decline sealed. Only now do her ramblings find an audience by making her the greatest unintentional comedian of her generation.
@@7swordsinc909That's like saying "yeah a cobra's venom is strong, but black dragons are even worse". The second part makes no sense because it doesn't exist and has never exiated. Men hold the majority of (political, economical, even religious) power in just about every place on earth, to the point where societies or periods of time where women are kind of on equal footing with men are noteworthy exceptions and places where women hold SOME semblance of power are referred to as "matriarchies"
That's literally blackface. Your mom is an advocate for racism and completely ableist as well. Give me her twitter handle so we can fix this disgusting situation.
Me the ALPHA M*LE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me telling you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet videos. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful thumbnails. Thank you, dear je
Hello from Japan, a bit late to get to know Caroline Kostnar, but better late than never. As a English learner, attending advanced English speaking class, I am going to have a speech in the classroom, imitating this video. I really do feel the passion from her words and am very touched. She made me realized who I was.
Have you considered transitioning race, becoming gay, cutting your leg off and pretending to enjoy the comedy of Amy Schumer just so you can tick all the oppression boxes and become the only person who's opinion matters?
I think she gains a Cell and Neuron Connection every time she uploads because it takes actual talent to even make something that's this short especially the way that she does it, she just puts that shitty retro filter on for fun and for the special appearance of each video.
I hope you never see this comment. Because it exists in a literal figurative cesspool. Just go on being you. Never change. Except for like the normal amount. I wanna live in your Joanofarchy.
@@Cartoonnetworkisamazing Ah, I can see that now. To be fair, as someone who hasn’t watched a lot of her content, it wasn’t exactly obvious (and I guess that was kind of the point?).
@@Number16BusShelter i stopped watching her content after she stopped uploading on this channel a few years ago but I heard about the baby so here I am rewatching it. Even as someone who did watch her content I really thought she was pregnant
i don't understand your videos but i watch them to help raise awareness and reduce all the toxic masculinity in the ocean because i care about the environment.
@@benjaminwoodham6682 Yeah... No... Well, there are fundie atheists, but there's in people who substitute religion to other dogmatic thinking. You'll find them when they say "you must be an atheist or you are, by nature, immoral" or "you must follow my dogma or you are, by nature, immoral". That's no TJ though. He's pretty laid back.
As a real feminist who was medically diagnosed with ptsd and am fighting for equal rights for all (Including men’s rights in family court systems) I find this hilarious!
My life has gotten so much better after I became a feminist mother my 17 year old son miraculously recovered from his meth addiction and my 8 year old daughter has left home likely so inspired by me she couldn't wait to become a feminist mother herself and my husband shot himself likely out of despair that he would never be able to become a feminist mother and all thanks to Caroline's advise
“women don’t not need”
- korn
-9102
They do need corn though
I prefer Slipknot
what is going on my scrambled brain heard korn and now im eggs or s,th
@@rauchenisttoedlich too much cocaine
Even though I am a man, I think my true calling in life is to be a Feminist Mother
@@danielmoore9209 no you misunderstand sir, I don't like women or cornstars
@Ali Shabbiri deep down inside we are all moms
It's difficult being a black single mother. Especially when you are a white man and have no kids
We can all be feminist mothers
Daniel Moore being a feminist mom doesn’t mean you’re a simp 👁👄👁
"I just want to live in a world where women are uber drivers and men's nudes are leaked" this killed me 💀
But it's true tho
@0224H what about girls ass?
Know what? I’ll do the world a favor and just not take nudes to leak.
@0224H 22, is that the year you were born?
FRRRRRR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sometimes i'll catch myself singing
"R-A-P-E, that's what the patriarchy did to me" in class
@Ayden Ketelsen ikr it's just so catchy for no tease
I'd join in. It's a vibe.
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 good
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 reported for spam
And the STD song goes well with it
"Dora the Proud Latina and Equally Paid Explorer". Caroline is a genius
Had to rewind that part haha
Dora can't even pay for taxi, she has to walk crossing 3 dangerous area every time..
God damnit I was gonna say that😂
And that kids is called Comedic Gold.
She missed the opportunity to say "Dora the proud Latinx"
I support equal discrimination against all peoples.
Chad
"Everyone get shit"-- Papa Franku
the true equality
Ain't nobody safe
How about inter-genocide, huh?
- a girl u met at the party, SNL
Aged like a fine wine🍷🗿
the stripper magician video at 0:33 too ^^
STOP I JUST COMMENTED THAT
She's really commiting to the bit
As did this comment
Yeah we got scammed because of showing humanity
My mom thought it was sexist that she be expected to learn to cook, so she didn’t.
In doing so, she forced myself and my sister to learn to cook with online videos as teens so we could feed her AND our siblings! Such equality.
Edit because of confusion: my dad was a good cook, but he died when we were children.
I swear the audacity here is palpable
How did you eat before being teens?
@USERZ123 might've left her
Imagine basic survival traits are now considered to be stereotypical and sexist.
@USERZ123 i know. Im just referring to the mindset of op's mom. Hope this can fix some loose ends.
If you want to be a true feminist mom you need to abandon them. Prove that women can do it too.
my heroin addicted mother enters the chat
That's what I did but I'm not a woman, I'm just black.
This thread is lowkey fucked up
so true
@@bigbiggie3642 did you just have a stroke or something
mOm, WE’Re At a FuCkiNg FunEraL
😂😂😂😂
You will be at your funeral if you won't get your ass to sleep kid its 3AM
Dad, BuT-
Family, wholesome, FUNeral
Pinalaelae but my butt, go to your room, NOW!
She saw the future and created a guide for herself.
"Proud c*** owner and even prouder of what my c*** made."
Said no mother ever
#MailRoyalCaneStaBene 💢👈
men are only good for fixing my Toyota Kluger 2011 Diesel (Maroon)
My mom says exactly that though
Yeah as if mom would ever be proud of me
stfu no one cares how many likes you get
Looks like Clairo is going through a midlife crisis
...Again
Chris 44 Wym what happened
@@ryanmitchell1445 0:
Lavinia what
@@ryanmitchell1445 lmao nothing happened to her lol some people just compare blare kornstarch to clairo
For some reason, i rewatched this video again. Don't ask me why.
Same here, still makes me laugh to the point of barely being able to breathe
the commitment to the bit is AMAZING
Dora and boots:
Swiper no misogyny!
Swiper no mysoginy!
Swiper no mysoginy!
Hahahahahaha
666 likes
swiper: aw, woman!
Dora the proud latina and equally paid explorer
LMAOOO
as a man who has hemorrhoids im already living the dream
@Daniel if womens period is called menstruation they should call it womenstruation
And for that reason, I speak for all women when I say you are allowed to wait in line for the women's restroom.
@@ASHERUISE I appreciate that
Thanos got hemorrhoids by sitting on the throne too long
Hey feminists, if you care about equality, why do you say "blinKING"? Checkmate, feminists.
I think this video is gonna be revisited now that… well… yeah…
Edit: AND NOW ITS EXTRA EXTRA FUNNY
It’s meta
lol
Aged like a fly
@@jaybird3371 HAHAHAH
this video hits different after the announcement 💀💀
The retro filters make all your videos strangely pleasing to watch.
Plus the music choice
And the muffled audio
Really gives a 90's feels
even without them! The videos would still be spectacular
It feels like the 80's hyucking slapped me
Caroline Konstnar actually died of a brain aneurysm in 1987 after spending months skipping school and isolating herself in her room making these tapes. Over 30 years later the tapes she made in solitude have been periodically leaking to the public after her parents requested every file relating to their daughters mental decline sealed. Only now do her ramblings find an audience by making her the greatest unintentional comedian of her generation.
Big if true
wait is this true tho-
@@anapau888 woosh
Isla Harris of course it’s a joke
@@lancasterkb7266 is it though
Really hope Caroline's baby turns out to be a girl so that she can name her Joan =)
Edit: Fuck, she got me : |
This aged beautifully
100% committed to the bit
"My two daughters Joan and Arc"
Did I hear this right? Because if so, lol.
Yep
Even better, one was a boy
@John the Skub miner H U H
Lol, lol indeed.
I didn't get it. Can someone explain ?
“Self-diagnosed PTSD survivor” had me rolling. Haha. Good, good stuff.
If you replace ptsd with depression and anxiety then you get a Redditor
*liked them disliked cos it was at 666 and I ruined it*
Abigail Woolls both*
@@spiff6293 you get everyone, because everyone experiences these 2 at some point, realize it or not.
How do you even survive a POST disorder?
aged like fine wine
This has aged well.
“Self diagnosed PTSD survivor”
B R U H
OII JOSUKEE
@utqh wait, koichi?
Not even Josuke can fix that broken logic
Wtf is this bitch doing
Wait another Josuke?
"Hello there my fellow femmie friends" is on the same level as "Hey all you cool cats and kittens"
You’re right
"Hello there, fellow whites, did you know everything you do is racist and you should stop it? Coming up, some simple steps to stop being"
"Sup heteros"
"cool cats and kittens" is discriminatory towards cool crabs and uuuuhhhhhh... goats?
Hello dear feminine fellows
Remember moms: It's not sheltering your children from patriarchy if you don't inflict your second-hand trauma onto them at the same time!
patriarchy is bad, but matriarchy, is even worse
@@7swordsinc909That's like saying "yeah a cobra's venom is strong, but black dragons are even worse". The second part makes no sense because it doesn't exist and has never exiated. Men hold the majority of (political, economical, even religious) power in just about every place on earth, to the point where societies or periods of time where women are kind of on equal footing with men are noteworthy exceptions and places where women hold SOME semblance of power are referred to as "matriarchies"
"Dora the proud latina and equally paid explorer" my femi-mother read this to me every night until I turned into black woman
Ha, that's funny
Oh No It's Ethanol I love the username 😂
@@zararaza7603 thanks
That's literally blackface. Your mom is an advocate for racism and completely ableist as well. Give me her twitter handle so we can fix this disgusting situation.
@@echsemia damn you didn't put tw//racism before your comment. give me your twitter handle so I'll cancel you
“Doc Mcstuffins, is this a fucking joke” I don’t think i can express how much this line killed me
Yeah, sounds like Lily Orchard is really reaching with this one.
0:20
Omg are you ok?
@@Idkkhshhs no
Terry the tampon turtle
This video gonna become real relevant soon 😂
0:39 The happiest song about rape in the whole world I guess.
"Connie the Cuddle Consent Fish and Terry the Tampon Turtle"
Petition for Caroline to publish this book
@High Definition Women don't not need to not not be in books about consent and tampons.
High Definition who says Terry isnt a female
I will sign this
I feel like this book already exists
She's dead
Doc mcstuffins will forever be a menace to the feminist movement
JediJouster 03 wait why I love her🥺
I CANT BREATHE
This aged well 😁
well this aged like wine
Ah, I too am a *feminist* mum that’s why my children only watch
*b u z z f e e d*
and vox
500th like
@@milesjones7478 in my country vox is a far right political party lol
it's like child abuse
Telediario LA 5a what country are you in though?
who allowed you to have a green screen
her mom did
Not the patriarchy
What are you talking about,this is some feminist mom who released her daughter tape that died at 1987
Plot twist: the kitchen is green
God. probably
This is like finding a solution to a problem you’ll face in the future
Why am i getting a feeling the pregnancy is yet another, 4 year old bit that has been going on since the upload of this video.?..
What if feminist mothers give birth to a male We’re gonna need doc mcstuffins on this case
Edit: God she noticed!!!
Really late term abortions, if they don't identify as female, of course!
They probably sacrifice the child in a ritual to make the next kid a female
ua-cam.com/video/YOZ5ZwhduXU/v-deo.html
aksjdhhs when u edited you lost the ❤️ r.i.p
we've all found out the hard way at some point it's okay 😔✊
High Definition are u
thank you caroline, very helpful. i have always wanted to be a feminist mother
@@sprshb1852 at least they have the likes
@@nananananananana1567 emotional damage!
Me the ALPHA M*LE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me telling you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet videos. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful thumbnails. Thank you, dear je
“Women don’t… not… do… don’t not need to have hair to be beautiful. 🙂”
Powerful
Oh man this is relevant
Ma’am this is a wendy’s
I thought this was supposed to be a skit not an episode of Supergirl
OH SHOOT
Dang
Supergirls a good show and should be respect for a leading woman role
Walshie 135 yes but it takes it a bit too far
Walshie 135 I know you kidding
Aged well
Hello from Japan, a bit late to get to know Caroline Kostnar, but better late than never. As a English learner, attending advanced English speaking class, I am going to have a speech in the classroom, imitating this video. I really do feel the passion from her words and am very touched. She made me realized who I was.
How did your speech go? 😁
wow the audio on this one is really good
“Where men’s nudes are leaked”
James Charles: 😐
Leafy too hahaha
@@teopazdrijan1008 wait srsly!?
@@teopazdrijan1008 sauce? 🥺😇😇😇
H u h ?
@@meepmood6981 *....James Charles-*
You can take your own advice now.😊
She was faking it until she made it
_"my two daughters, Joan and Arc"_ 💀
Step on me Caroline
Just kidding...........
Unless your down🤠
I would say that she's 15, but I don't think there's any laws about how old you have to be to step on someone so it's Gucci.
You're*
Fuckin amateurs i tell ya
Fucking*
Freaking auters me tell yee
Bebuchis amateurs*
Fucking amateurs I tell you
Fuck this thread
ah yes, my favourite childhood show, Dora the proud latina and equally paid explorer.
The foreshadowing on the konstar verse is implacable, hurray for the writers 🎉 I didn’t see this one coming
Wait, men aren’t already supposed to be bleeding out of their back butt? Asking for a friend.
Wow ok
sounds pretty gay ngl
colitis..
Only from the front one.
LMFAO
Yes this is what i need in my life. Who knows as a 20 years old guy, I finally realize that I want to be a feminist mother.
*feminist father
@@KoopaKid660 you didn't get the joke
@@user-og3hr4tc5o thanks mate
@@nrair0096 no problem. I'm sure you'll be a great feminist mother. my best wishes are with you
Have you considered transitioning race, becoming gay, cutting your leg off and pretending to enjoy the comedy of Amy Schumer just so you can tick all the oppression boxes and become the only person who's opinion matters?
This video is now Meta
and now she IS going to become a mother, this is SURREAL!!!!!!!!!!
Well this got real relavent
I feel like you lose a little more of your sanity with every upload
Ahahah, bold of you to assume she ever *had any.*
@@caoilainnlol 😂😂
And I lose some whenever I watch her videos.
I think she gains a Cell and Neuron Connection every time she uploads because it takes actual talent to even make something that's this short especially the way that she does it, she just puts that shitty retro filter on for fun and for the special appearance of each video.
@@Anam.Fatima19 hah lol weak brain Human.
I hope you never see this comment. Because it exists in a literal figurative cesspool. Just go on being you. Never change. Except for like the normal amount. I wanna live in your Joanofarchy.
69
Unga Bunga
ahhh the aging was perfect ,
guess what
Now shes actually mother
“and self diagnosed PTSD”
oH GOD
Also the constant use of the term “equal playing field” AHHHH JDJWKDJ
“Self diagnosed ptsd survivor” is probably my favorite line . Hard to pick .
Nah the best line is "doc mcstuffins is this a fucking joke?"
This is turning out to be a very funny video in hindsight.
You manifested motherhood 😅
The Hillary head sing along was the icing on the cake
I like the 80s vibe. The hair, the music, truly amazing
yes
It’s funny watching this now that we know she’s pregnant
Wasn't that a joke
@@trevdestroyer8209
Was it? She seemed pretty serious, but maybe I'm wrong.
@@Number16BusShelterit was
@@Cartoonnetworkisamazing
Ah, I can see that now. To be fair, as someone who hasn’t watched a lot of her content, it wasn’t exactly obvious (and I guess that was kind of the point?).
@@Number16BusShelter i stopped watching her content after she stopped uploading on this channel a few years ago but I heard about the baby so here I am rewatching it. Even as someone who did watch her content I really thought she was pregnant
Caroline is too smart and talented for her own good
It’s so weird how extremist feminists remind me of extremist christian parents.
stupidity comes from everywhere
They are the perfect sides of the same toxic coin
Have you heard of the Horseshoe Theory?
It's called dogma.
Yes you're weird
Pretty sure this was the video they showed in college orientation
now let's see how you commit to this bit
Returned after knowing u are pregnant
i don't understand your videos but i watch them to help raise awareness and reduce all the toxic masculinity in the ocean because i care about the environment.
Ugh, you're so ignorant! The toxic masculinity is OBVIOUSLY burning the forests!
@Ali Shabbiri No no, toxic masculinity is clearly causing the coronavirus.
lool
What about toxic femininity? F*ck off neurotic feminist. Y'all destroy everything.
Wait till you learn about rapist dolphins though...
Are you going to be a feminist teen Mom, Caroline?
"Dora the proud Latina and equally paid Explorer." This thing killed me
Look to history to see the future, yet again
“women dont need to not have- hold on... women dont not- do- women don’t not need to have hair to be beautiful” -cornstar, 2019
Definitely
Hi, please do informative video on how to be a mysoginist father too
simple. be a man. father a child. and then raise the child.
Revolver ocelot
Be fundie muslim, or a feminist, or a fundie christian, actually any fundie, so all of those before apply.
@@lloydgush There are fundie Atheists. We call them TJ's. Those are the worst Fundie's of them all.
@@benjaminwoodham6682 Yeah... No...
Well, there are fundie atheists, but there's in people who substitute religion to other dogmatic thinking.
You'll find them when they say "you must be an atheist or you are, by nature, immoral" or "you must follow my dogma or you are, by nature, immoral".
That's no TJ though. He's pretty laid back.
As a real feminist who was medically diagnosed with ptsd and am fighting for equal rights for all (Including men’s rights in family court systems) I find this hilarious!
You have my respect
Yeah, I'm a feminist too and I also thought it was funny
How tf did you get ptsd
@@zhongxina9420 i was sexually assaulted when I was 9, 11, and 14.
@@zhongxina9420 let me guess, you thought that only soldiers get ptsd? I can’t imagine why else you would ask that, especially in that manner
Ah yes, the two acceptable haircuts:
One Punch (WO)man or human furry UwU
I read the title, imagined the possibilities, the repercussion and here I am.
I have no regrets.
1:06 *Caroline.exe has stopped working*
Congrats Caroline. U will be a wonderful feminist mother.
And to prove she's a feminist mother, she's actually funny.
Way to go, keep making the world a better place!
this is caroline after going down a 3 hour rabbit hole of buzzfeed cartoons
I love ur pfp
...please dont tell me there are buzzfeed cartoons-
Make sure to give your daughters mens names so they can get that interview at the corporation. Fight the patriarchy.
theres actually a study on this tho...
@@bobina77777 really?
Ian uses she/her pronouns.
Lmfao my mom actually did that
But wouldn’t women be *more* likely to get hired since the corporation is gonna deliberately pay them less than men? Hmm…
Watching this video after the pregnancy announcement is just surreal
Was the announcement legit?
Every couple days this video comes up on my suggested and I have to watch it every time. You are a visionary Dr. Grossman
I would have preferred that this video lasted longer than 2 minutes but then again I never have so who am I to make such a demand.
Piss off, male pig
Nirad802 what?
@@nirad8026 ?
Nirad802 it’s a joke it’s not sexist
@@moon-cf2vw Shut up racist bigot
I read the title as ‘How to be a feminist monster’
Basically the alternate title
Me too! Lol
Same diff
My life has gotten so much better after I became a feminist mother my 17 year old son miraculously recovered from his meth addiction and my 8 year old daughter has left home likely so inspired by me she couldn't wait to become a feminist mother herself and my husband shot himself likely out of despair that he would never be able to become a feminist mother and all thanks to Caroline's advise
now a mother for real
I think her video was just a joke