Messytails: The Brown Nose Pup Story - Tales From the Internet

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  3 роки тому +8865

    In the video, I mention that I contacted the person I believe to have created the Eric story. He just responded to my message, and my suspicions were correct. He admitted that he was just trolling, although he does think there's a good chance he's really dead.
    Edit: The owner of the messytaiis account Said he’s Argentinian and made it to mess around. So also not the real messy tails.

    • @serathetrickster9749
      @serathetrickster9749 3 роки тому +528

      why would you make a video on scat furry porn

    • @vapordreams983
      @vapordreams983 3 роки тому +165

      Do a video on the Andrew WK being dead conspiracy theory.

    • @TheScienceguy77
      @TheScienceguy77 3 роки тому +18

      We can only hope.

    • @Idk-ct5ky
      @Idk-ct5ky 3 роки тому +278

      @@serathetrickster9749 he knew you were watching

    • @sheepism470
      @sheepism470 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson 3 роки тому +5330

    “A guy ate nothing but shit for 6 years. This is what happened to his brain.” -ChubbyEmu

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 3 роки тому +249

      I don’t think his brain was very healthy to begin with

    • @Primith12
      @Primith12 3 роки тому +178

      He's a 25 year man presenting ☝️ to the emergency room unconcious and unresponsive

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 роки тому +67

      Something something fecemia

    • @noobrebuilder8260
      @noobrebuilder8260 3 роки тому +108

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine fecemia, fec means poop, and emia, means presence in blood, poop presence in blood

    • @furgel7717
      @furgel7717 3 роки тому +34

      @@Primith12 God fucking damnit I can see the exact bloody pose because of that finger emoji.

  • @dgsta8914
    @dgsta8914 3 роки тому +2905

    “Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3”- Brownnose pup

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 3 роки тому +203

      this quote is burned into my brain forever

    • @w1lDstYLe
      @w1lDstYLe 3 роки тому +104

      Truly the Hemmingway of our generation.

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 3 роки тому +124

      @@maeam the term musky husky is never leaving my brain

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 3 роки тому +38

      the worst part is he isn't wrong 💀

    • @chompchompchangbin
      @chompchompchangbin 3 роки тому +13

      AMEN!!!!

  • @matteb859
    @matteb859 3 роки тому +3666

    Scat was almost beyond the point of being a fetish for this guy, it wasn’t just a sexual thing, it has worked it’s way into almost every aspect of his life.

    • @FedoraSpunk
      @FedoraSpunk 3 роки тому +171

      "my entire life revolves around covering myself in shit and shitting on myself."
      He probably an heroed

    • @pingu4628
      @pingu4628 3 роки тому +425

      Im the scatman

    • @artural.4475
      @artural.4475 3 роки тому +313

      It wasn't a fetish, it was a lifestyle

    • @MitridatedCarbon
      @MitridatedCarbon 3 роки тому +67

      This sounds like something out of Trainspotting

    • @Nightman221k
      @Nightman221k 3 роки тому +210

      Except his car, which, like Whang, I find pretty funny. Stinking up his vehicle with poop is the step too far to cross.

  • @rotgutted
    @rotgutted Рік тому +3453

    If Messytails became part of the "Human Centipede" Experiment he'd be the only one to enjoy it lol

  • @FPSDIESEL
    @FPSDIESEL 3 роки тому +22063

    I'm so desensitized to the internet I just ate my dinner too this.

    • @darkopetrovski1451
      @darkopetrovski1451 3 роки тому +1135

      Hope it wasnt messy

    • @q.m9094
      @q.m9094 3 роки тому +411

      Same, I’m eating fucking sohoor to this

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 3 роки тому +145

      I ate white peeps

    • @FreakenPinko256
      @FreakenPinko256 3 роки тому +279

      Try eating some Tootsie Rolls if ya want a tougher challenge.

    • @MoltenPlane
      @MoltenPlane 3 роки тому +49

      I was eating danish's that were a bit too full

  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu 3 роки тому +6913

    There it is. Whang looks like it's time for another collab 😈

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 роки тому +292

      Didn’t know my man emu was a cultured Whang fan

    • @katiegunzz8525
      @katiegunzz8525 3 роки тому +402

      This man ate his own shit... this is what happened to his internet legacy

    • @Silvermoon424
      @Silvermoon424 3 роки тому +252

      @@jjcoola998 It's even cooler than that, Whang has portrayed patients in Emu's videos a couple of times now.

    • @oxycodin2253
      @oxycodin2253 3 роки тому +17

      I’m creasing 💀

    • @SoloDX
      @SoloDX 3 роки тому +89

      MT, presenting to the emergency room with fecesemia... ehhh, you can finish this for me.

  • @PrincessTama2003
    @PrincessTama2003 3 роки тому +6490

    "hey whang, we want to sponsor you."
    "alright, you get the shitty furry episode."
    "the what."

    • @cerqy
      @cerqy 3 роки тому +282

      that one coked out exec: brilliant!

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 роки тому +188

      If you sponsor Whang you pretty much should know what you're getting into. That said it was almost like a hazing like oh first time sponsor okay, here we goooooooo.

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 3 роки тому +65

      Its like people that ask to sponsor InternetHistorian.
      Invariably, its not gonna look entirely good

    • @sugarskulls2817
      @sugarskulls2817 3 роки тому +49

      @@Sabrowsky Proof that swearing isn't going to make you unfriendly to advertising and youtube should stop demonetizing creators for saying "no no" words when they're not producing kid's content.

    • @MrEnollx
      @MrEnollx 3 роки тому +43

      To be fair, it was an apt sponsorship choice because now I feel unclean.

  • @ryla22
    @ryla22 Рік тому +453

    I just really feel the need to point out that this man didn't like the poop oatmeal. Not because it was literally human feces, but because the oatmeal made the poop taste worse.
    Why do I use the internet still? This is pain. And I'm not into pain.

    • @n7x
      @n7x 4 місяці тому

      He’s not wrong though, plain oatmeal tastes terrible, I can’t imagine how bad it would taste with feces

    • @bloodboy0229
      @bloodboy0229 3 місяці тому +4

      at this point I'm either num to it
      or just actual use to it

    • @chelonianmobile
      @chelonianmobile 3 місяці тому +1

      HOW???

  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon 3 роки тому +9798

    Whang is the UA-cam equivalent of sushi. Given the material it should be horrible but the presentation and seasoning is so good that it all tastes fantastic.

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 3 роки тому +195

      Weird seeing you here dude

    • @giovannidipierfrancescodim3058
      @giovannidipierfrancescodim3058 3 роки тому +280

      Hey, my favourite youtube father figure is watching my favourite poop youtuber

    • @juicyd9233
      @juicyd9233 3 роки тому +46

      Oh hey is my favorite youtuber leaving a comment on my other favorite youtube💖

    • @firefayt
      @firefayt 3 роки тому +112

      out of all places to talk about food, you choose the video where the guy eats poop

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 роки тому +5

      my favourite youtuber

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees 3 роки тому +5828

    This is an inevitable suffering I'm glad I finally get to endure.

    • @Bruhngus420
      @Bruhngus420 3 роки тому +42

      Hello huggbees. Have a good day.

    • @Purpleturtlehurtler
      @Purpleturtlehurtler 3 роки тому +27

      Yo. We need a crossover here.

    • @axelstars6419
      @axelstars6419 3 роки тому +11

      Real gamer crossover hours

    • @DPedroBoh
      @DPedroBoh 3 роки тому +5

      To crush my hopes with scat i must. Ultimate suffering i must endure.

    • @-SRM-
      @-SRM- 3 роки тому +1

      Hey there Huggbees

  • @loganwendigo937
    @loganwendigo937 3 роки тому +5401

    His furry avatar is so intimidating. It’s like he’s saying “yeah I cover myself in shit, what are ya going to do about it?” straight to me.

  • @DavidAlejandroYT
    @DavidAlejandroYT 11 місяців тому +626

    4:31 Tweeted on my 10th birthday. While I was playing on my Wii U, this guy was shitting himself and chowing down on it. What a world

    • @XplicitTruth444
      @XplicitTruth444 11 місяців тому +3

      hahahaha

    • @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
      @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 6 місяців тому

      and in a couple months you can finally drink away the pain from this.

    • @callum9360
      @callum9360 4 місяці тому +16

      no actually same, i was playing new super mario bros and this guy was stuffing his face 😭

    • @Sipliminal
      @Sipliminal 3 місяці тому +10

      Yikes, happy birthday pal.

    • @brownbread6906
      @brownbread6906 3 місяці тому +3

      It is my birth date too😭😭

  • @DarkDan76
    @DarkDan76 3 роки тому +812

    "that guy is making shit up" i don't know why that sent my sides into orbit

  • @misterbiscuit3706
    @misterbiscuit3706 3 роки тому +4111

    Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months, and having this be the outcome of your child

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku 3 роки тому +110

      *yeet the baby*
      /j
      Edit: okay yeah hj, maybe srs

    • @ashurive
      @ashurive 3 роки тому +117

      @@Crystalkitzoku /srs

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 3 роки тому +65

      @@ashurive definitely /srs

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 роки тому +112

      Some people call it murder, if i was his mother, i would call it "his sweet release of death" and then proceed to do an impression of Kurt Cobain

    • @TeamFriendship8600
      @TeamFriendship8600 3 роки тому +125

      This is actually the best pro-abortion PSA ever made.

  • @NBDYSPCL
    @NBDYSPCL 3 роки тому +746

    Love the idea of scientist being asked 'hey will you die from eating your own poop?' And them saying 'Sir, I have a degree'

  • @jakef.7126
    @jakef.7126 Рік тому +255

    This is one of the rare times I was unhappy to learn someone got their own car and their own place....

  • @BigJunnySoprano69
    @BigJunnySoprano69 3 роки тому +7598

    I remember when someone in my high school showed me the Messytails thing as a joke and I ended up vomiting all over the wall. Fun times.

    • @mikehawk195
      @mikehawk195 3 роки тому +553

      "that's fun... Actually I'm not feeling so go~BLEEEEGHHHHG

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 роки тому +453

      You should have vomited on the person who showed you it for revenge

    • @darkmistico
      @darkmistico 3 роки тому +46

      you are weak

    • @rageviral7797
      @rageviral7797 3 роки тому +19

      I feel like that right now

    • @negispringfield6156
      @negispringfield6156 3 роки тому +59

      ​@Scum Japan is truly the weirdest place in terms of media. It makes "shit" like this feel normal

  • @xXGODHANDXx
    @xXGODHANDXx 3 роки тому +3621

    I'm still fascinated at how you can look at stuff like this and keep your sanity.

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 3 роки тому +142

      You don't, you lose grip rapidly

    • @RIP2UALL
      @RIP2UALL 3 роки тому +46

      Worse stuff on the internet.

    • @cartilagehead
      @cartilagehead 3 роки тому +49

      how do you know he’s sane?

    • @xXGODHANDXx
      @xXGODHANDXx 3 роки тому +8

      @@cartilagehead true true

    • @sarahmayfield827
      @sarahmayfield827 3 роки тому +53

      It's our generation, totally desensitized

  • @nono-ky2yu
    @nono-ky2yu 3 роки тому +1104

    "I've been gaslit by the brown-nose pup" is something I didnt expect to hear. Ever. I'm not glad I did.

  • @thepeterman7809
    @thepeterman7809 Рік тому +1285

    I was actually surprised Messy didn't end up being a sexual predator of any sort, just a guy with a weird fetish

    • @EternalTheMandarinGoddess
      @EternalTheMandarinGoddess Рік тому +1

      Well he does have *that* symbol in his bio, so who knows. Maybe he did fuck some dogs. But i hope not, cause i really do wanna feel bad for the guy.

    • @danielszilagyi9112
      @danielszilagyi9112 Рік тому +140

      That's not just a "weird" fetish, it's fucked up. What's even more sad is that stuff like this isn't even the bottom of fucked up, oh no it just keeps going!

    • @thepeterman7809
      @thepeterman7809 Рік тому +277

      @@danielszilagyi9112 I know, but I say like, in terms of involving others. I think it's vile and disgusting too, but he's not harming anyone, at least that I know of...!

    • @danielszilagyi9112
      @danielszilagyi9112 Рік тому +19

      @@thepeterman7809 hm, that is true...

    • @montgomery2168
      @montgomery2168 Рік тому +306

      I mean he did say he actually liked actual animals, soooo he like was actually super bad

  • @shaymiss_sardini
    @shaymiss_sardini 3 роки тому +2005

    *I wouldn't've left the womb if i knew it was gonna be like this*

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 роки тому +56

      Unfortunately, *you can't go back.*

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 роки тому +38

      @@osvaldocarrillo9053
      No thanks, I’d rather not watch unbirth

    • @osvaldocarrillo9053
      @osvaldocarrillo9053 3 роки тому +14

      @@Mel0nCake404 fair enou-

    • @plaguefellow4956
      @plaguefellow4956 3 роки тому +54

      I would’ve stayed in the primordial soup if this was gonna happen

    • @collinrogers4742
      @collinrogers4742 3 роки тому +16

      @@osvaldocarrillo9053 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! PUSH BACK!

  • @markusschweizer6866
    @markusschweizer6866 3 роки тому +2645

    With every internet tale, Whang's eyes become a little emptier.

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 роки тому +21

      Oh I thought you were gonna say something like "his eyes get slimmer" because, y'know, Asians.

    • @yungtortillachips
      @yungtortillachips 3 роки тому +44

      @@Lexilove2016 huh

    • @brotatochimp
      @brotatochimp 3 роки тому

      @Linus Fu it was mud butt that was brewing

    • @chiccengreen1867
      @chiccengreen1867 3 роки тому +9

      Its taking its toll on him and he pays with his soul

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 3 роки тому +2

      Only until he finds the true Saki Sanobashi / Go for a Punch anime

  • @donvandenberg5301
    @donvandenberg5301 3 роки тому +853

    "So I googled it." Your FBI agent must have a minor heart attack every time he checks your search history.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 роки тому +7

      Of course Gawker had an article on it

    • @chilldudie242
      @chilldudie242 3 роки тому +10

      His AI FBI bot lol

    • @lucidattf
      @lucidattf 3 роки тому +28

      @@chilldudie242 hopefully, i mean they better not be subjecting a human to that shit

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 роки тому +15

      He doesnt have one anymore, actually. After the pile of corpses theyve had to wheelbarrow out

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 роки тому +5

      @@snowgrave2475 like they didn't even send them in one by one, they just had an entire team watching him.

  • @EriksGarbage
    @EriksGarbage 6 місяців тому +124

    watching this video while eating is like playing russian roulette with a completely filled revolver

    • @EriksGarbage
      @EriksGarbage 3 місяці тому +7

      Can I stop getting notifications about this comment. I was drinking fucking chocolate milk. Come on.

    • @runningroundruins
      @runningroundruins 3 місяці тому +3

      I have the power of
      ✨⭐️BEING DESENSITIZED⭐️✨

    • @kerplunkkk
      @kerplunkkk 2 місяці тому

      ​@@runningroundruins real

  • @caleb9164
    @caleb9164 3 роки тому +1977

    When messytails said "Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3" I felt that 😔

    • @rasmusmalmberg6468
      @rasmusmalmberg6468 3 роки тому +450

      "Go ahead, put me in the hospital. They can't uneat my shit."

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 3 роки тому +3

      HAHhsjns

    • @Guadalajara1937
      @Guadalajara1937 3 роки тому +30

      That tweet is actually how I discovered this story

    • @tallzombie12345
      @tallzombie12345 3 роки тому +70

      @@rasmusmalmberg6468 "Actually..." - hospital staff moments before removing his stomach

    • @cletusmandeletusman2328
      @cletusmandeletusman2328 3 роки тому +3

      what in satan’s name

  • @JarlFrank
    @JarlFrank 3 роки тому +4755

    The best part about Whang's increasingly disgusting internet history videos is that no matter how terrible the subject matter, he keeps finding sponsors.

    • @Luke-1337
      @Luke-1337 3 роки тому +124

      I like to imagine he hold them at gunpoint to do the sponsors. Like who says: “I indeed would want to sponsor a dude covering a very mentally sick person who is a danger to himself by eating and doing god who knows what with shit” without questioning your decisions.

    • @berobero686
      @berobero686 3 роки тому +68

      After such story wish to wash yourself is guarantee. So soap sponsor gets sales

    • @incredibleflameboy
      @incredibleflameboy 2 роки тому +10

      Brightcellars do match your wine to food preferences. They can probably help messytails out.

    • @MimickFox
      @MimickFox 2 роки тому +17

      A video about a woman being burst open from drug abuse and horrible swelling causing a horrid liquid lake that covered half a hospital room? Sure we'll sponsor that.

    • @boonkietime4239
      @boonkietime4239 2 роки тому +10

      Whang is a metal head, black mentality, New Yawk accented, Asian with a 1800s Gentleman mustache and the voice of a Art Bell - Barry White fusion.
      Whang is a legendary urban legend pokeMAN proven real. You won't find another Whang, like you won't find another Cardi B. He's gonna get sponsored. Too rare a being not to.

  • @KagariAsuha
    @KagariAsuha 3 роки тому +4078

    As a Canadian, I’m almost positive that the Messytails imposter is Australian. I’ve never heard anyone but Australians use the phrase ‘how you going’.

    • @LlywelynGX
      @LlywelynGX 3 роки тому +129

      Hows it going fellow Canadian

    • @KagariAsuha
      @KagariAsuha 3 роки тому +62

      @@LlywelynGX doing as well as I can during Covid and all that! How are you, friend? :D

    • @LlywelynGX
      @LlywelynGX 3 роки тому +39

      @@KagariAsuha I'm good thanks

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 3 роки тому +35

      Hello fellow Canadians

    • @CumPrincess
      @CumPrincess 3 роки тому +8

      can confirm

  • @birdthing5778
    @birdthing5778 Рік тому +89

    Saw the title and immediately went "This better not be what I think it is."
    It was.

  • @theodd1sout
    @theodd1sout 3 роки тому +4207

    I had to stop watching this video multiple times so I wouldn't throw up

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 3 роки тому +526

    "I reviewed youtube's terms of service in preparation for this video" might be the most upsetting thing you've ever said.

  • @syafiqjabar
    @syafiqjabar 3 роки тому +3412

    I'm Ramadan fasting and this video is a good appetite suppressant.

    • @popthepeach1044
      @popthepeach1044 3 роки тому +55

      Same lmao

    • @femme_fatalist
      @femme_fatalist 3 роки тому +43

      Good to know I'm not the only one 😂

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 3 роки тому +55

      Now this is the trick I had to use. I tried and failed on day 1.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 3 роки тому +10

      Good for you 🤣

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 роки тому +19

      Ramadan mubarak

  • @chelonianmobile
    @chelonianmobile 3 місяці тому +38

    I feel like the zoophilia should be the part focused on here. With the poop, the only one at risk of getting hurt or sick is him, not an innocent animal.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 3 місяці тому +2

      @@chelonianmobile SIR the coprophilia is the one and only focus forever do not try to deflect

    • @stmsly
      @stmsly 6 днів тому

      nah he could get a disease and spread it

  • @buttermilkslam
    @buttermilkslam 3 роки тому +765

    i keep cycling between hysterical laughter and existential suffering while watching this video

    • @H3iMda11_G0d
      @H3iMda11_G0d 3 роки тому +7

      Was confused by your comment.... But not anymore 😮😬😅😆

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 3 роки тому +7

      Now I'm REALLY excited to watch this video!

    • @fableagain
      @fableagain 3 роки тому +2

      Aka the usual

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 3 роки тому +1

      Could be worse
      You could be existentially laughing
      And hysterically suffering

    • @cervid_appreciator
      @cervid_appreciator 3 роки тому

      it’s just existential suffering for me bro

  • @ChrisShredfield
    @ChrisShredfield 3 роки тому +594

    "I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +2

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear bad

    • @SnizelOfficial
      @SnizelOfficial 3 роки тому +3

      Engineer Gaming

    • @n1nsen666
      @n1nsen666 3 роки тому +5

      The Engineer PFP making an actual TF2 reference. You love to see it.

    • @hi-wm7tb
      @hi-wm7tb 3 роки тому +3

      hey

    • @meeramenon3161
      @meeramenon3161 3 роки тому +1

      engi mains rise up

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 3 роки тому +1103

    I'm going to say that Messytails and Blowfly Girl transcended this Earth and became twin demigods of filth.

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 3 роки тому +147

      Fuckin greater daemons of nurgle more like it

    • @daemonvanmeir9697
      @daemonvanmeir9697 3 роки тому +33

      @@jinglejangle1533 do not use my name in vein pls.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 роки тому +7

      @@daemonvanmeir9697 Whoa! You're not Daemon of Daemon Tools are you?

    • @budbanter
      @budbanter 3 роки тому +53

      This sounds like something belongs on wattpad with deep lore

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 роки тому +41

      Atleast Blowfly girl is alive... i think

  • @bigcatwithbigpawz
    @bigcatwithbigpawz Рік тому +167

    “peanut butter and poop sandwiches. chocolate poop milkshakes.” I CANT. 💀💀💀

    • @MakoTheMano
      @MakoTheMano 4 місяці тому +5

      Literally larping 2 girls 1 cup 😭😭😭😭 Im distraught....

    • @cutiepatootie_101
      @cutiepatootie_101 4 місяці тому +2

      @@MakoTheManoHELP STOP WHY WAS THEIR VOMIT ORANGE

    • @གྷ-chan
      @གྷ-chan 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@cutiepatootie_101 because they were probably eating something orange before the vid

    • @moohoo725
      @moohoo725 4 місяці тому

      💩 🍩 🤤🤤🤤

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 3 роки тому +1690

    Im absolutley repulsed by this but at the same time I feel really bad for him. Like this isnt like a weird internet fetish like the stuff you see on deviantart and its reserved to being art; this is a guy who had family/friends intervening and getting hospitalized. Maybe he isn't dead but he's probably institutionalized for his obsession. I hope the guy can sort his life out or something

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 роки тому +39

      I can't even think of what i would do if my brother or cousin or whatever ends up like that. I can't even beat till' he learned because he will be covered in shit

    • @max_punch
      @max_punch 3 роки тому +11

      @@artlover9261 get one of those powerwashers people clean sidewalks with, and spray his ass

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 роки тому +8

      @@artlover9261 Honestly, if it was a loved one and someone you cared, you should help them and support efforts in getting help. If my brother did this, I'd help him seek therapy and try my best to be the best sibling to him.
      But honestly, what leads a person to do this shit? Fuck, can't even say shit without gagging.

    • @bluefxi2603
      @bluefxi2603 3 роки тому +18

      Don’t feel bad for him he doesn’t deserve sympathy no furry does

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 роки тому +111

      @@bluefxi2603 Dude, furries are people too...

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 3 роки тому +469

    This is the cruellest video sponsorship I've ever seen, you know damn well I cant feel clean after watching that, just give me the goddam soap

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco 3 роки тому +20

      Product placement at it finest!!

    • @The_Olive_Dragon
      @The_Olive_Dragon 3 роки тому

      The ironic thing is that the product is soap
      While the video itself is about ‘the human waste’

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 роки тому

      @@The_Olive_Dragon thats the joke

  • @TeamFriendship8600
    @TeamFriendship8600 3 роки тому +3537

    "I want to be force fed meals made with my own mess. Peanut butter and poop sandwiches. Chocolate poop milkshakes. Poop donuts."
    It's sentences like that that really make you look into a mirror, and just...stare completely emotionless as you question the state of humanity. Words cannot describe how much existential dread those words instill into a man.

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 3 роки тому +182

      There have always been freaks, we just have it recorded and databased now.

    • @Yndratdnable
      @Yndratdnable 3 роки тому +117

      The worst part is that I've browsed the internet so much things like that don't even make me cringe or gag.

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 3 роки тому +91

      @@Yndratdnable it just makes me facepalm now. I remember when the smallest things on the internet made me shut my computer off and go outside. Now.. I just.. watch..

    • @bamboozled2046
      @bamboozled2046 3 роки тому +6

      We as a species have come a long way, right?

    • @Not_Here_Never_Was
      @Not_Here_Never_Was 3 роки тому +21

      Im fairly certain D-Day gave less PTSD then that sentence

  • @joceyno
    @joceyno Рік тому +85

    I thought seeing pony play people during an early morning jaunt was weird - this takes the cake.

    • @peanutsans6780
      @peanutsans6780 Рік тому +11

      ....chocolate cake, perhaps?

    • @ironprince72
      @ironprince72 Рік тому +1

      ​@@peanutsans6780old comment but you beat me to it 😔

  • @gmodrules123456789
    @gmodrules123456789 3 роки тому +3604

    Messytails was probably a normal human being at one point in his life. Genuinely curious how he managed to go down this path.

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue 3 роки тому +24

      Ye

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 роки тому +472

      Fetishes are really strange things.

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 3 роки тому +21

      Leftism and false individuality

    • @lurksnitchtongue8986
      @lurksnitchtongue8986 3 роки тому +362

      consumption of porn prob

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 3 роки тому +100

      Usually a fetish starts out with easy chases. He could look at poop and jerk it. Then looking wasn't enough, touching. Then that wasn't enough. Porn wasn't enough. He had to use it as a dildo, then have a dildo covered in it. You can see how it escalates from fantasy to physical and scat fetishes are often more real life ones than other fetishes. A guy into rape porn sticks to porn not actually raping people. A person into vore doesn't eat things irl. But scat is a very easily crossed line because everyone poops and poop is easy to access and then the fetish just grows beyond logic.

  • @kenshin4113
    @kenshin4113 3 роки тому +2196

    Sometimes I think my kinks are weird. But after thinking of messy tales, I feel quite normal actually.

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 3 роки тому +249

      Fr. Suddenly feet doesn't seem all that bad..

    • @walkingterror7360
      @walkingterror7360 3 роки тому +16

      same

    • @OdenqueenVulpes
      @OdenqueenVulpes 2 роки тому +126

      Same, lol. Also this is the kind of furry that gives us a bad name as a fandom

    • @samaustin339
      @samaustin339 2 роки тому +4

      Same.

    • @CoffeeYeah
      @CoffeeYeah 2 роки тому +88

      Same
      after all vore doesnt look that bad

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 роки тому +2330

    I’m surprised this guy had an actual life, with, like, an actual job.

    • @-geeko123
      @-geeko123 3 роки тому +243

      Remember kids, anyone could be a diaper-fur.

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 3 роки тому +117

      @@-geeko123 wow I’m going to look at every stranger I meet now differently

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 роки тому +34

      @@denistuohy2535 I mean, they're not really common, yeah? Unless they're everywhere, then yeah, beware...

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 роки тому +63

      @@-geeko123 The next President of the United States could be a diaper-fur.

    • @Andy23497
      @Andy23497 3 роки тому +12

      in real life nobody knows im wearing diapers right now

  • @MikeInHalifax
    @MikeInHalifax Рік тому +670

    This is more a Strange Addiction than a fetish, IMO. Without the furry suit, he's just hooked on poo.

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 Рік тому +3

      This is definitionally a fetish. It's just combined with furry. Take away the furry and what he is _is a guy with a shit fetish_

    • @stalecheez-it1034
      @stalecheez-it1034 Рік тому +1

      its like piss-drinking woman but cranked up to fifty

    • @TextbookSadass
      @TextbookSadass Рік тому +81

      I could be wrong but the way this is phrased makes it sound like being a furry is automatically being a fetishist. It isn't at all. There are many young children who don't even know what sex is who are in the community, stay informed.

    • @spiritofpostpunk7207
      @spiritofpostpunk7207 Рік тому

      ​@@TextbookSadassfurry community is like lgbt community no kids should be there

    • @cage94123567890
      @cage94123567890 Рік тому +12

      @@TextbookSadass Nobody should stay informed with that shit.

  • @Kore_YT
    @Kore_YT 3 роки тому +1953

    Just wanted to thank you for helping me with my fasting, these videos make it so much easier

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 3 роки тому +614

    Half the comments: "I had to stop watching the video multiple times to keep from throwing up"
    Half the comments: "I've been on the internet too long to care"

  • @hevbev3318
    @hevbev3318 3 роки тому +340

    First time I’ve actually felt sick watching but I just can’t stop it’s just too morbidly intriguing

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 роки тому +3

      Not even the Swamps of Dagobah story?

    • @wanshimagnumdong8834
      @wanshimagnumdong8834 3 роки тому +23

      @@molotera8789 Nah, Swamps of Dagobah is just plain gross; it's just a medical team getting shat on by an infected butthole one time, and they react to it like any normal person would. Whereas this is multiple cases of a guy in a fursuit eating his own shit and getting off to it, and repeatedly doing it in increasingly depraved ways.

    • @edgarblackwell1474
      @edgarblackwell1474 3 роки тому

      Not even Blowfly girl?

    • @kingace6576
      @kingace6576 3 роки тому

      Yeah I have to agree with you on that.

    • @wanshimagnumdong8834
      @wanshimagnumdong8834 3 роки тому

      @@edgarblackwell1474 True, but imo bugs/maggots are a lot less disgusting than feces. Plus putting gross stuff on your nether regions is less bad than putting them in your mouth.

  • @Fyrexsama
    @Fyrexsama Рік тому +44

    Why does morbid curiosity always get the better of me.

  • @tootsm.
    @tootsm. 3 роки тому +1072

    I love how out of the oatmeal/shit combo meal, it was the oatmeal that made it not taste good 🤣

    • @hugodogobob
      @hugodogobob 3 роки тому +34

      Oatmeal is pretty gross 🤷‍♂️

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 3 роки тому +62

      @@hugodogobob if you don't season it properly

    • @Hopper_Arts
      @Hopper_Arts 3 роки тому +75

      I mean, oatmeal tastes pretty bad if you don't put anything on it, except...maybe putting shit is too much? E.Coli is having a field day in Messytails' digestive system

    • @shepthedep5862
      @shepthedep5862 3 роки тому +5

      @@jimmycarburator2012 wait you guys season oatmeal

    • @cookiesandcream8988
      @cookiesandcream8988 2 роки тому +2

      I don't blame him, oatmeal is nasty af

  • @gameboy008
    @gameboy008 3 роки тому +291

    His fetish was allconsuming. Literally. He ate himself so he could digest himself. Messytails is the shit now.

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 роки тому +3

      And I thought girls doing it in public was embarrassing.

    • @cookiemons9097
      @cookiemons9097 2 роки тому

      Wtf🤣🤣

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 3 роки тому +407

    "Eric, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore."

    • @zosowon
      @zosowon 3 роки тому +6

      I thought of this quote* immediately. Lmao

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 3 роки тому +8

      whangs whole channel is like a interdimensional cable episode

    • @lordaurelius83
      @lordaurelius83 3 роки тому

      @@jimmycarburator2012 PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!

  • @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn
    @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn Рік тому +88

    If you ever feel down in the dumps about yourself, just know and be glad that you're not Messytails, a furry who was so consumed by his scat fetish that it became an inseparable part of his life.

    • @chip4039
      @chip4039 Рік тому +6

      Why can't my fellow furries behave 💀

    • @Sloppysalmon66
      @Sloppysalmon66 Рік тому +3

      @@chip4039I swear were not like that 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

  • @benw2307
    @benw2307 3 роки тому +587

    I guess you could call this one "Tails from the Internet"

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 3 роки тому +10

      Badum tszz
      Oh it’s been a long time since I’ve done that

    • @yosh9192
      @yosh9192 3 роки тому +5

      Oh god, now I’m reminded of Two Babies One Fox
      (For those unaware, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT. Live blissfully innocent and enjoy it.)

    • @joshstraub6972
      @joshstraub6972 3 роки тому

      goddamnit

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 3 роки тому

      @@yosh9192 Somebody Google it and give us the details I'm petrified now.

    • @wackyclock
      @wackyclock 3 роки тому +1

      @@Guru_1092 it's a fucked up scat comic where tails is a horrible ass predator towards cream and this other random bunny. that's what I was told.

  • @bardssinisterstories2607
    @bardssinisterstories2607 3 роки тому +952

    Messytails: exists
    E. Coli: *”It’s free real estate.”

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 3 роки тому +645

    This is the first Whang video in a while that I've been terrified to click on

  • @ryandavis8245
    @ryandavis8245 Рік тому +54

    I can’t stop laughing and be disgusted at the same time.

  • @azau2457
    @azau2457 3 роки тому +175

    in 2019 i showed his twitter account to 4 guys at a party and we're still friends to this day
    i dont know if thats the best way ive ever made friends or the absolute worst

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 3 роки тому +9

      Both

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 роки тому +8

      i used to have friends where we used to watch porn bloopers
      not friends with them anymore, but it has informed my sensibilities, if you can call them that, and my partner of over a decade came from that group of people haha

  • @AutumnWind92
    @AutumnWind92 3 роки тому +367

    Internet fucked me up so much over the years that I ate chocolate during that vid and didn't mind

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 роки тому +12

      absolute psycho /j

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 3 роки тому +3

      that reminded me of that Great Mighty Poo fight in Conker where the chocolate health pickups were the same color as the turds

    • @OMGitsacrazybadger
      @OMGitsacrazybadger 3 роки тому +1

      I'm shitting while watching this.

  • @dusksunsetio6042
    @dusksunsetio6042 3 роки тому +302

    I can't handle imagning this dude as a young 10 year old with ideals and dreams who isn't obsessed with shit. How did it come to this?

    • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
      @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 2 роки тому +2

      fr

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 2 роки тому +21

      furry culture does that

    • @passtheboof6712
      @passtheboof6712 Рік тому +1

      @@kasagure. we must stop them before they hurt more.

    • @alabamafreak
      @alabamafreak Рік тому +19

      My theory is that he might've had a bad childhood, since poop smearing and such is sometimes a result of mental trauma

  • @TomorrowBillis
    @TomorrowBillis Рік тому +33

    This was the video that exposed me to Whang. A strong start for sure.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +2502

    Bro people are messed up and need help

    • @pawnscrib1842
      @pawnscrib1842 3 роки тому +70

      Quick question: do u shave the mustache often or are u just not able to grow a mustache

    • @Hero-oz9gx
      @Hero-oz9gx 3 роки тому +4

      yea man.

    • @candlesticks8
      @candlesticks8 3 роки тому +7

      You again

    • @erm_ok
      @erm_ok 3 роки тому +45

      oh my god that's so fucking original and adds so much to the conversation

    • @Hero-oz9gx
      @Hero-oz9gx 3 роки тому +11

      @@erm_ok yea man.

  • @harizotoh7
    @harizotoh7 3 роки тому +138

    Miss the fish eye lens. This looks like Whang is trying to interrogate me about some crime I did. "I don't know anything about the furry with the poopy diaper I swear!"

  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 3 роки тому +538

    I don't even want to imagine what kind of trauma could cause this

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 роки тому +22

      Sometimes. You don't even need to experience trauma. People have scat fetishes(like me). We get it because we see shit in a sexy way like a cartoon girl or furry sitting in a suggestive pose or we become too tolerant to normal fetishes

    • @myless7387
      @myless7387 3 роки тому +124

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 so what trauma did you go through to like poop?

    • @sonicexer1856
      @sonicexer1856 3 роки тому +24

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Yeah. I didn't experience any trauma either but here we are.
      While it is true some fetishes develop because of trauma, others just simply form in the brain for no apparent reason.
      Trauma CAN be the cause of one, but isn't necessary.

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 роки тому +21

      Tbh I'm frightened yet desensitized to this stuff

    • @god8911
      @god8911 3 роки тому +55

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 seek help

  • @zorya.4677
    @zorya.4677 2 роки тому +47

    Was sitting at my desk at work, eating Wendy's Chilli, and watching this video when I totally lost my shit when the Depeche Mode music started playing. I haven't laughed that hard in God knows how long. Thanks, Whang! ❤

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 роки тому +914

    The big question is whether or not Messytails himself was real at all. What if it were a troll who attracted trolls who attracted trolls?

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 3 роки тому +193

      I hope so. No one starts acting like this out of the blue. I really hope it's a troll and not a disturbed poor individual.

    • @TheLafandemangas
      @TheLafandemangas 3 роки тому +137

      i seriously doubt it... the pictures seems very VERY real, and keeping this charade up for MULTIPLE years like that ? I mean it happened before but, even then, not a lot of people would be able to do something like this...

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 3 роки тому +25

      @@Idolish_Aurelite some trolls are VERY dedicated

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 роки тому +13

      @@Idolish_Aurelite The only thing I could argue is that he could have faked a lot of the props and retweeted certain accounts to put them in the crossfire for people to react to them.
      I mean.....I HOPE because Jesus Christ.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheLafandemangas He kept it up but just as quickly it stopped. I mean there's just something so weird about this because even with the most fucked up people that appear online, there someone who comes in and knows said person and can drop some details on them but with MT there is NOTHING. We know more about the guy who pretended to be him than the subject himself so, it's just a mystery.
      A very disgusting, weird mystery.

  • @BohbearonYT
    @BohbearonYT 3 роки тому +327

    I hate that every time Whang brings up some meme history, I cringe because I lived through it and didn't wanna remember it the first time.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 роки тому +11

      Sadly the internet never forgives or forgets. That second part is tough.
      No amount of therapy or alcohol or recreational drugs will dislodge that from our collective memory.

    • @BohbearonYT
      @BohbearonYT 3 роки тому +8

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu maybe we shouldn’t forget, those who forget are doomed to repeat.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 роки тому +2

      @@BohbearonYT
      The internet doesn't so much forget it just represses. And just like anyone who represses bad memories instead of working through them it's going to have repercussions when inevitably those repressed memories bubble back up.

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 3 роки тому +2

      Fucking for real
      I could’ve gone the rest of my life without remembering messytails. Jesus fucking Christ, I kind of hate the internet for putting a spotlight on this kind of thing...

    • @LB-py9ig
      @LB-py9ig 3 роки тому +1

      Right here, I'd completely forgotten this crap and now I'm just back to wishing I'd forgotten it.

  • @xt001x
    @xt001x 3 роки тому +572

    God... I remember being in highschool and my friend showing me this. I realized hell truly lives on earth

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 3 роки тому +6

      You got it easy mate, actually no.
      Yours was just as worse as what my friends would show me but it wasn't shit it was just straight up actual human gore.

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 3 роки тому +14

      @Ross Orange eh, it's a 50/50
      Yeah I'd rather somewhat see gore than see someone literally eating shit and rolling around in it but the sheer thought of seeing someone cutting open their arm showing the literal bone and veins is obviously going to put you in a few years of therapy

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 роки тому +5

      @@aqsem9073 i watched my fair share of gore, still rather see that than a guy eating shit, for some reason scat makes me gag rather than seeing blood

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 3 роки тому

      @@aqsem9073 What kind of gore are we talking about? A severe injury or a video of someone getting their head chopped off?

    • @josephcortez9356
      @josephcortez9356 3 роки тому +2

      Life is hell

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors Рік тому +40

    I shouldn’t be making hot chocolate while I watch this

  • @Hapasan808
    @Hapasan808 3 роки тому +359

    10:57 Reminds me of those diaries from Resident Evil, where the authors slowly get infected affecting their mental capabilities. Goes from "Day 1: Locked in a closet..." to "mayday maydayyyyyyy"

    • @ravenlover7924
      @ravenlover7924 3 роки тому +12

      Oh that thing. Like I know how to deal with that thing after multiple playthroughs, but still doesn't get rid of the tension of getting instantly killed.

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom 3 роки тому +3

      the one from revelations??

    • @peedfarded
      @peedfarded 3 роки тому +3

      @@KaiserDaChoom Think they're talking about the Keeper diary from re1

    • @doodledevore7745
      @doodledevore7745 3 роки тому +8

      *I t c h y t a s t y*
      *s h i t t y t a s t y*

    • @justsomedude7138
      @justsomedude7138 3 роки тому +2

      @@peedfarded It's a weird mix of the diary from 1 and the boss from Rev.

  • @thewillustrater2847
    @thewillustrater2847 3 роки тому +1065

    Fun fact! My dad may have had to transport this guy as an EMT! And he said it was one of the worst smells he had ever smelled! I can't actually guarantee if it was him or not as my dad cannot legally give out his name at risk of his job, but he said when they went in the guy's house he had shit smeared everywhere, and a bunch of stuffed animals. And the grossest part was when they tried transferring him the guy kept trying to smear my dad and his partner with shit😂

    • @connorcornwall1404
      @connorcornwall1404 2 роки тому +39

      Living like a dream,yeesh Messytail:/

    • @jdlambo6926
      @jdlambo6926 Рік тому +1

      I’d have shot him and put him out of his misery right after I quit my job

    • @psalm91.777
      @psalm91.777 Рік тому +57

      Dang bro

    • @jaquest8738
      @jaquest8738 Рік тому +3

      @@connorcornwall1404 ?

    • @mehobuh1003
      @mehobuh1003 Рік тому +1

      His existance would make a good condom commercial.

  • @quinnperry3197
    @quinnperry3197 2 роки тому +236

    Your comedic style of presenting this in a half-serious tone without missing a single beat or pausing to take in what you're saying is ABSOLUTE ART

    • @gabrielladiaz6933
      @gabrielladiaz6933 Рік тому +3

      That’s why I subbed him when I saw his mr.hands video I remember seeing that at 12 years old. Hearing the whole saga in his narration and humor made me laugh so hard from then on I was binge watching his videos while I do laundry and clean the house!!! He brought back shock sites that I forgot haunted me as a preteen…made me realize how lawless the internet was then. I remember showing my mom 2 girls one cup she almost vomited then asked me to email it to her crazy Christian sister!! I had no parental controls on the web when I was young. Ir showed me parents back then and people in general online weren’t like the twats PCing online rn. My parents knew I had common sense 🙄🙄🙄

  • @sushilookio
    @sushilookio 2 роки тому +51

    So, my guess is if he did die, he might have had sepsis due to probably shoving shit in every orifice in his body. Eating your own feces itself may not have been ‘toxic’, he still could have gotten a whole host of infections from the feces he may have found on the ground too or what not or even letting bacteria build in his own feces then consuming it. I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to school for nursing right now.

  • @skin3359
    @skin3359 3 роки тому +404

    Every time I'm forced to remember messytails I just get that thousand yard stare

  • @peteraustin9057
    @peteraustin9057 3 роки тому +284

    Megalovania starting up right when he's about to start posting photos elicits a deep and primal fear

  • @XepteXDubstep
    @XepteXDubstep 3 роки тому +345

    as s person with crohn's, i can assure him that he does not want to "explore" loss of control.

  • @quartzninja
    @quartzninja 11 місяців тому +9

    Perfect video to eat thanksgiving dinner to.
    Happy holidays, everyone.

  • @MatchaTheVibeking
    @MatchaTheVibeking 3 роки тому +242

    I just love the look of permanent distress this man has.

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 3 роки тому +15

      who can blame him

  • @henrykb.7808
    @henrykb.7808 3 роки тому +316

    The clue about him writing "humour" and "favorite" could also be explained that he is foreign.
    English is also my second language and I constantly switch between British and American words since I learned both and can't really decide which ones I want to use.

    • @mix_tube1784
      @mix_tube1784 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 3 роки тому +14

      I’m American I just forget how to properly write “favorite” and “humor”

    • @maciejlehr4874
      @maciejlehr4874 3 роки тому +6

      Also autocorrect maybe? I like the British style but sometimes I just send the US-autocorrected versions

    • @therogueaxolotl.
      @therogueaxolotl. 2 роки тому +14

      i use both just to throw people off. i'll also randomly use slang from different regions/cultures to further bamboozle the masses.

    • @henrykb.7808
      @henrykb.7808 2 роки тому

      @@therogueaxolotl.
      Same

  • @danielfreeman3229
    @danielfreeman3229 Рік тому +9

    I case anyone got sick and could not finish this video. Don’t feel bad, you’re not alone

  • @hotheddfever4783
    @hotheddfever4783 3 роки тому +620

    I never would have thought that there would be a human so in love with shit that it would take over not only their whole ass online presence, but their breakfast, lunch, and dinner

    • @Filo127
      @Filo127 3 роки тому +41

      >take over their whole ass

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 3 роки тому +19

      And house, and entire being

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 3 роки тому +21

      They used to put people like this in asylums.

    • @arandomperson4718
      @arandomperson4718 3 роки тому +15

      The internet was a mistake

    • @xkidgey
      @xkidgey 3 роки тому +5

      I feel like the treatment for not being able to handle post-puberty without needing to eat shit should be castration or something. I don't care if people have kinks but you can't eat shit

  • @derajalen_the_fallout_modder
    @derajalen_the_fallout_modder 2 роки тому +247

    I am disgusted and horrified but the way that Whang describes it is pure comedy.

  • @junkboy8034
    @junkboy8034 3 роки тому +433

    He didn’t go on a break. He was going through a training arc

    • @NotGrimman
      @NotGrimman 2 роки тому +11

      That puck pfp is my reaction to learning more about this guy

  • @natty7959
    @natty7959 Рік тому +57

    i feel so bad for that fursuit maker😭 imagine seeing ur hard work THAT IS WHITE completely covered in shit

    • @alienbastard55
      @alienbastard55 3 місяці тому

      Idk man if you make fursiits for a living you're used to your work being fetish recipients

  • @lovexdevour0910
    @lovexdevour0910 3 роки тому +212

    I thought I'd be puking myself over and over again but instead I'm here laughing my ass off almost pissing myself. Your delivery is top notch, man.

  • @shumeiyang1024
    @shumeiyang1024 3 роки тому +250

    sees "Deadwing Dork viewers also watch this"
    we literally survive just to suffer I guess

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 3 роки тому +20

      Papa claw is the shit tho

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 3 роки тому +6

      claw dad may have brang me here but ... o dont know where i was going whith this but this suffering (the kero shit was worse and the wonderberad guy inspired more dread tho)

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 роки тому +3

      @@valkaerie8715 unfortunate wording there

    • @dr.calibrations7984
      @dr.calibrations7984 3 роки тому

      Funny mine was the opposite
      Whang introduced me to Clawpa

  • @easybakec0ven
    @easybakec0ven 3 роки тому +228

    I haven’t been filled with this much dread from a UA-cam notification in a while.

    • @matts2436
      @matts2436 3 роки тому +3

      Filled with poop

  • @RUSTTYHAM
    @RUSTTYHAM Рік тому +9

    8:51 this was the saddest part of the video 4 me considering i actually have that plushie and have had it since i was 7 😭😭

  • @CmdrVoltaire
    @CmdrVoltaire 3 роки тому +366

    I remember watching this the first time going "Why is he called Messytail OH DEAR GOD NO"

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 роки тому +4

      Furries have a tendency to wear their quirks on their sleeve, even more than other fandoms. If you search for fetish art, or really art with any specific theme, you'll start to see some recurring motifs in the creators' usernames pretty quickly.
      Not that advertising your influences is limited to furries, of course. I don't go by "Scratch-O" because Rhythm Heaven was _just_ a really good game that I enjoyed playing. The difference is that I don't jerk off to it.

    • @CmdrVoltaire
      @CmdrVoltaire 3 роки тому +20

      @@Tinlion09 The sad part is I do recognize that most of the furry community are decent people, but the degenerates are the ones who make the most noise. And I can never let myself get involved in that community because of that stigma.

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 3 роки тому +6

      I knew, I’ve never actually heard of him, I figured it out just by looking at the fursona and the name. And yet I still clicked on this fucking video.

    • @Michipicoten
      @Michipicoten 2 роки тому +1

      No, god please no, no, no, noooooooo!

    • @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834
      @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834 Рік тому

      Tbh I heard his name and saw his avatar and already knew I've seen enough.

  • @analogshell1869
    @analogshell1869 3 роки тому +497

    The fact that he's playing "I just can't get enough" while talking about a guy addicted to eating shit gets me every time.

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 3 роки тому +8

      that part kills me

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 2 роки тому +15

      The part where he plays “Institutionalized” while talking about being sent to a mental hospital is also fantastic.

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 2 роки тому

      the part where he blasts megalovania when messy tales comes back after his year hiatus broke me
      like hes some boss character that slams open the door to the saloon and screams, "im back you fooking whoooores!!!!"

    • @ThatOneCom
      @ThatOneCom 2 роки тому +2

      Remind me of 2 girl 1 cup

  • @RaspberryPastry
    @RaspberryPastry 3 роки тому +417

    I always end up wondering how a person can devolve into this kind if obsessive rabbit hole, psychologically what went wrong to make eating actual shit the main focus of your life? I imagine it's usually something like "Well, I somehow turned my self loathing into a kink to trick my brain into being cool with this"

    • @Probabalisticplane
      @Probabalisticplane 2 роки тому +13

      I mean, yeah, pretty much. It’s probably rooted in trauma or some issue.

    • @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
      @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 2 роки тому +18

      I know what you mean. I've come to the very basic conclusion that there are a large variety of things that can trigger it.
      From some form of early repression/oppression all the way to some form of overexposure too early.
      Each day I am greatful for being boring.

    • @RicardoFlores-mq8xm
      @RicardoFlores-mq8xm 2 роки тому +17

      I strongly believe that it has more to do with a sexual deviation (or fetish of you will), if you read some of his older tweets he does mention his "sexual drive" every so often, those of you familiarized with the nofap movement will know what I'm talking about - in fact, I'm thankful for still being turned on by vanilla content lmao :v

  • @Quinnman3
    @Quinnman3 Рік тому +8

    Whoever poured the beer at 9:43 ruined my night more than the story.

  • @josephswaney6420
    @josephswaney6420 3 роки тому +189

    I had to activate a mental filter so that anytime doo doo feces was mentioned, I just forced myself to hear chocolate. It made this a lot easier to watch.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 3 роки тому +11

      You might not be far from the truth. I mean if they could fake 2girls1cup, and this guy's life is shrouded in mystery, how do we know the stuff he posted wasn't fake?

    • @memeshort7189
      @memeshort7189 3 роки тому +2

      "Doodoo feces all over the walls"

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 роки тому +6

      Well, now it's going to be harder for you to eat chocolate since you've made an association between the two in your head. Congratulations.

    • @nobody2021
      @nobody2021 3 роки тому

      I had to activate my AT field

    • @hi2973
      @hi2973 6 місяців тому

      ​@@RoguSpanish2 GIRLS 1CUP WAS FAKE???

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 3 роки тому +114

    I'll never understand how not wiping could possibly be a fetish. The itchiness would drive me absolutely insane.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 роки тому +9

      Your profile picture fits your comment perfectly, also i have strange kinks, but i will never understand kinks of anything painful, or uncomfortable.

    • @AidenRKrone
      @AidenRKrone 3 роки тому +3

      It's not that bad. I put folded squares of toilet paper on the outer rim of my anus instead of just wiping altogether. It really doesn't itch. I've gone multiple days without adjusting or cleaning it. However, I would never want to smear feces anywhere else on my body. I don't understand how people have scatological fetishes. I do what I do for practical purposes, not for fulfillment of sexual fantasies.

    • @juststar2869
      @juststar2869 3 роки тому +25

      @@AidenRKrone do you shower? what the hell

    • @Пальцерезка
      @Пальцерезка 3 роки тому +2

      @@AidenRKrone lmao that reminds of me when the piece of toilet paper stuck in my asscrack when I was wiping and I didn't feel it and it was there for 2 days.

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan 3 роки тому

      As someone who was given anal warts (or whatever it is) by some chick with invasive hands and sharp nails, the itchiness does indeed drive you insane.

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 3 роки тому +579

    13:14 Certainly worse than drinking a liter of cough syrup.

  • @eve8820
    @eve8820 Рік тому +2

    Nearly throwing up just from the descriptions alone makes me incredibly impressed you could even look at the things he did

  • @pleasecallmedoku7215
    @pleasecallmedoku7215 3 роки тому +232

    "You probably think is some kind of children television show" buddy I've been watching you long enough to know that if it ain't missing it ain't family-friendly around here

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 3 роки тому +3

      Yep, my very first guess took under two seconds and was so terribly accurate.
      Shit.

    • @nozoto
      @nozoto 3 роки тому +3

      I wonder what's with me somehow watching the grossest stuff while eating. Firstly, that true crime documentary with a woman left 30 years inside a barrel, then this
      😐

  • @trueforgottenfool3139
    @trueforgottenfool3139 3 роки тому +239

    why did I eat a corn dog during this, why must god puppet my arms to grab a corn dog

  • @roccer2112
    @roccer2112 3 роки тому +149

    The 8-bit cover of Institutionalized was literally perfect for this vid

    • @RagingDelirium
      @RagingDelirium 3 роки тому +2

      Is that what's playing?

    • @roccer2112
      @roccer2112 3 роки тому +2

      @@RagingDelirium the music at 10:20

    • @RagingDelirium
      @RagingDelirium 3 роки тому +3

      @@roccer2112 fuck yeah 🤘

    • @Aloysius2113
      @Aloysius2113 3 роки тому +8

      "all i wanted was a pepsi mixed with shit, and she wouldn't give it to me!"

    • @TheZaius
      @TheZaius 3 роки тому

      Same with the 8-bit Tail Spin.

  • @thelionsmane3032
    @thelionsmane3032 Рік тому +11

    Happy 10 year anniversary to messytails's first tweet i guess