Dad Life 2023

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • LYRICS:
    It’s about to get hot, real hot
    And we’re not talking about the pork butt in the smoker either
    No for real it's super hot
    Like 98 degrees, don’t forget your SPF.
    Welcome to my office
    I’m the CEO of Dad Co.
    Man of the fam and
    Supplier of these rad jokes
    Pay ain’t very great but I go
    To Home Depot
    Don't ask if I need help
    I know more than you, bro
    Budget first, safety third, yeah that’s my code
    I’m rollin’ 4 kids deep down to the depot
    When it comes to DIY you could say I’m a savage,
    Never met a project my Ryobi couldn’t manage.
    I don’t call those pros, it aint worth the hassle,
    I D-I-Y Baby, and this is MY castle!
    I tools for days and knowledge for weeks,
    So I can patch them holes, fix those leaks!
    It's the dad pack
    It's the dad pack
    You need some help?
    You should prolly call your dad back
    Maybe don't text
    We don't really understand that
    Gonna send some memes
    That you probably won't laugh at
    If you tell me that your hungry
    You’re not gunna be happy
    Hi Hungry I’m dad
    I’ll introduce you to the pantry
    Need a random fact
    Go ahead just ask me
    Got khaki in my pants
    Man I'm middle class fancy
    I'm not really sleeping
    I'm just resting with my eyes closed
    Gotta save my strength
    So I can take you to the gun show
    If you stick with me
    You know you're gunna get your mind blown
    I never show up late
    You can call me Mr. Time Zone.
    Money doesn't grow on trees
    But it disappears like magic
    When I was in school we walked 10 miles up a mountain both ways.
    I'm not lost
    I'm just smarter than the GPS
    Go ask your mom
    But don't tell her I sent you
    Don't touch the thermostat
    I mean it... don't touch it
    Don't make me turn this car around
    I'll do it in a heart beat
    If I ain’t ridin’ shotty
    Catch directions from the backseat
    Man with a plan
    And some crocs for my bunions
    Finger-lickin’ good
    From Doritos and the Funyuns
    30 min in the bathroom ain’t no business
    Double ply toilet paper
    Check it off your wishlist
    Sports documentary
    While working on my fitness
    Dad of the year
    I can't believe you got to witness
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