Hong Kong People Are Beautifully Rude
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2024
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Being a Hong Konger, I can tell this shit happens every minutes between drivers while they are driving😂
Except translating to English
Haha I agree😂
Can’t agree more LOL
Haha😁
Gotta say that cab driver politeness level is 200%. Even translate for you, top notch customer service.
I just dont like hkies, very toxic ppl
I think it's very polite of the cab driver to give his regards to the mother and family of the other driver.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@JasonLeongComedy Look at it this way, the driver who honked at the taxi must be in a hurry. The taxi driver, being the polite gentleman, allowed the other driver to pass and told him to "Delay no more!"
@@stolennimbusOops. "Delay no more" is crazily close sounding! But I am pretty sure the audience were tickled crazy NOT by the string of meaningless expletives but bcoz someone ie Jason has the audacity to say them on stage. Using the "taxi driver" as mouthpiece! The translation was really naughty bcoz expletives carry no real meaning other than the swear-er mouthing his passing angst! Foul words for foul moods-nothing new mah. Jason's comedic talent aside, would he recycle this in another format? 🙄 Hope he is done with HK taxi drivers and all things foul to serve up to his captive audiences 😉
F ur mom is a warm regard to someone mother. Your whole family die is a subjective description about a man who lost his whole family. Nothing rude about it. Btw born and raised in HK.
@@sarahyip2825 "Delay no more" is a very common Cantonese joke.
As a Hong Konger, the driver is ultra polite man! He even translated it for you! What can you ask more of? lol
Gotta say that cab driver politeness level is 200%. Even translate for you, top notch customer service.
Hope to see u at the shows!
@@leealex24 I'd leave him a tip for that fantastic ride
I can't believe the Cantonese subtitles were censored 😂😂😂
Right! That was hilarious. 😂
the Cantonese swearing is 20x worse than the word fuck so swearing is awesome
As a Malaysian who knows 5 languages (Mandarin, Cantonese, English, Malay, Hakka), I can attest that Cantonese is the best language for swearing. It is very expressive and versatile, it sounds funny and rude at the same time.
true true
Malaysia are world number two racist country. They are unfriendly peoples
Cantonese vulgarities are expressive because the entire spew of profanities starts with taking in as much air as possible deep into your diaphragm before you start. The entire sentence must be equally loud or you immediately lose the fight because your aura(氣勢) is weak
Until you meet a Hakka
@TheAaronwhc Hakka is insane in swearing. I have met 2 totally different types of Hakkas. The very civilized and the insanely vulgar where every sentence has at least 2 'f' words
"Diu Lay"(fuck you) in Cantonese is such a versatile word, you can use it like the driver to express anger, in the same time you can use it to greet your close friends.
same thing with the word "shit"
Who gives a shit
You are the shit
This is shit
I don't got shit
Shit outta luck
(No offense) Same as saying wassup my n**** in American slang/lingo
I’ve never heard anyone greet close friends like that.
@@kevintse2870We sometimes call our friends "lun joeng"(fu*kface) or "cat tau"(di*khead) when we are joking. You must be familiar with that if you are Cantonese😂
Its true tho in hk
we've heard cantonese swear words so much that we are kinda numbed to how rude they actually sound
yeah. Until the driver translated it to English 😂
Also we’re just too used to it that any kind of insult feels nothing to us 🤣
Go to hell? F you? Nah we can literally curse someone’s whole family with three words
"This is the Hong Kong Parliament."
That was too funny XD
Omg this was ridiculously funny
Ya. This is a good example of a punchline in joke.
Hong Kong Parliament is the funny part
Can someone explain to me? I don't get it
@@noctisora1509 There is an ambiguity in whom the cursing is directed to.
Damn! I am from Hong Kong you are really observant! WE ARE LIKE THIS 😂
I was laughing so hard 😂
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@@JasonLeongComedy where is it ?
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Gotta say that cab driver politeness level is 200%. Even translate for you, top notch customer service.
To Hongkongers, you have to speak Cantonese if you are Chinese. Once in a Chinese restaurant in London, a waiter started speaking to me in Cantonese. I said I don't speak Cantonese. After taking down my order in English, he asked me if I wanted chopsticks or knife and fork.😮
This guy is scarstic!
@@maggie_857 As a Hong Konger, almost all Chinese people who lived there speak cantonese. It is an government official language and it is what majority speaks which is a part of the culture itself. If you are a 'Chinese' (Singaporean Chinese/American born Chinese/Mainlanders...) and you don't speak Cantonese, it is likely that other Hong Kongers/waiter working in the Chinese restaurant in London don't want to 'assume' your background so they would ask if you want to use chopsticks or knife and fork, because some people just don't prefer using chopsticks to eat Chinese food even for chinese people. I prefer to use knife and fork for Chinese noddles as well, I only use chopsticks because I don't want to annoy the waiter. It is just the waiter being considerate.
@chloeching627 The name of the restaurant is Wong Kei and it was back in the 80s. I think they were the original rude restaurant. You needed to be there to understand the context.
Wong Kei restaurant: thanks to Lonely Planet, people flocked there due to the cheaply priced menu and to experience how rude they are!
What the FORK!!!!
I used to take taxis in hk nearly every day. I came across the following memorable drivers:
-one could speak French. He was born in Cambodia.
-one has the surname Rodriquez. (Cos their name Card/cert needs to be displayed on the lhs of the dashboard). His father was a S. American seaman.
-one has the surname Mohammed and he looks mixed rather than entirely Chinese.
-one carried dozens of photo albums in the front seat and let you look at them. Then contained photos of the driver with many celebs cos he used to part-time in the movie set.
-one was more like a professional tour guide and Hk ambassador. He was so friendly and professional that we won a Best HK Taxi Drive award!
-many are hidden gurus/sifu/masters in Taoism, Buddhism, qigong, martial arts, UFO phenomenon, metaphysical pursuits!
-some used to be executives / proprietors but due economic downturn they changed careers.
-so many of them are so nice and friendly
-there were a few damaged souls who are from hell as in everywhere
Nearly every day? NEARLY EVERY DAY HOW RICH ARE YOU BRO? MY FRIENDS WANTED TO SPLIT THE BILL OF A TAXI DRIVE TO THE MALL SO WE DIDNT HAVE TO TAKE THE MTR AND I STILL THOUGHT IT WAS EXPENSIVE
Fir someone who doesn’t speak Cantonese, his swearing pronunciation is spot on! LOL 😂
he knows a little bit
In Malaysia, everybody swears in Cantonese
His surname is Leong so he should be Cantonese ? Or Hakka
For Malaysians, everyone learns to swear in cantonese as well as other common Malaysian languages.
@@sho9214 ah interesting I always thought leong is Cantonese surname only. Never know Hakka also use leong.
If you cannot “Diu” anyone, then you are not truly Cantonese
I can see you are extra Cantonese from your profile pic.
and fluent speakers would be able to use diu as a noun, a verb, an adverb and an adjective (bonus point if all in same sentence) lol
@@loungingcatnot to forget as an interjection 😂😂😂😂😂 and you have to drag it out
Don’t forget “on 9”
@@saber26ful Or "bun 7"
Yup, that’s HK alright.
Nothing is personal; the curses are almost just perfunctory.
So foreigners and tourists who criticise HKers for being rude and/or racists simply haven’t lived there long enough to get it.
Perfunctory. Exactly! The translation was both meaningless and naughty. Kinda like shock therapy to build up to the punchline 😉
Actually, it is just the culture. Like one popular saying "You eat glass from birth ah?"
@@sarahyip2825
Absolutely right. You’d agree, it’s hard to explain to anyone who hasn’t lived in HK long enough.
@@leealex24
Spot on! 👍🏽
@@kindface I'm Malaysian cantonese, we say that too. It's just humor, not really being rude.
UA-cam algorithm got a curious HongKonger here to watch one stand up video about my home now I am on a hour long binge! Thank you Jason haven’t laughed so hard out loud in a long time!
Come for my show in HK, 8th June!
As a person from Hong Kong, I can say that this happens on a daily basis. When you’re on the streets, restaurants, and schools. I don’t usually swear at people unless I’m very mad and if it’s teasing my friends.
as someone who has only one friend, i can fucking agree
taxi driver too heaty
As elders say, he’s too “yeet hei.” He needs “leung cha”
I have to say Jason Leong's pronounciation of those Cantonese expletives were perfect.
As a 13 year old Hongkonger, very accurate. Happens at school every day
our daily greetings is just cursing out everyone lol
Can we have this without the censoring? I'm trying to learn Cantonese😁
its on his Netflix Special Hashtag Blessed
@@BeastNZ aww damn I don't have Netflix
and they used English characters too, why for the love of everything holy
1:19 Diu nia seng
Diu lei lou mou
Diu nia chou hai
Ham ka caan
He ended this bit perfectly. For a while I was worried there! Perfect punchline as well!
The funny thing is that the Cantonese song can be very poetic and romantic, quite famous in Chinese circle, and it sound better than mandarin, I'm not Cantonese btw. 😁
Hilarious, also the pause at the ending was spectacular. Sending love from Indonesia!
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I think he forgot to mention that the driver also took an impromptu "detour" to charge him more. Lol.
I was in Hong Kong for literally just half a day, and I’ve already experienced a shopkeeper yelling at me for window shopping 😂
hahahah as a frequent HK visitor for business, i just stay at hotel or buy in 711 as im scared to all the vendors there 😂😂😂😂
Same experience. Unlike Filipinos who are so patient, they would yell even at senior citizens.
@@iammc482visited HK last year and after seeing a rude vendor first hand, I always go to any vendor with a complete order lmao
Odd I window shopped too but I was at the airport!
There's a common saying that Hong Kong's service is no service 😂😂😂 (sometimes I saw people online says they actually wanted to visit Hong Kong so they can experience the legendary bad service lol wonder if anyone actually did that though)
I knew exactly where this was going but it was still brilliant! The translation!!! 🙌🏽😂
I am fluent in Cantonese, but still a visitor in Hong Kong. I find cab drivers in HK to be super rude!!!
This again helps me to unwind after a hard day work....haha
Wow as a non Cantonese speaker your Cantonese swear words are just like local 😮 impressive!!! Even the tone and accent and i am also surprised of the English speaking taxi driver. Hope u had a good show in Hong Kong🎉
As a HongKonger, I agree a lot of cab drivers in HK are the rudest in the world.
Also the minibus drivers
I am from hk and I just love everything about 🇭🇰 and I am so proud to be able to speak Cantonese , if you live in Hong Kong long enough you will understand Cantonese is way beyond a language ,Its a sound of a beautiful city voice ,thank you for watching👍🏻
I hope i can read the sub title in cantonese clearly 😊
It's true about the rudeness. I've been used to their rudeness but sometimes you find really friendly people and I get shocked.
other than the "diu na(not nia) sing", you really got all the pronunciation right! The speed and power behind the cusses are juuuuust right
haha I just went to Hong Kong for vacation and it is really true... but i encountered more polite Hong Kong people there now. It is improving comparing to years years ago 😂😂😂
the switch is off yet…
Last time was 2019
The worst ones are gone
😅😅😅 BTW, it's not often that one gets a taxi driver who will communicate with the passenger, leave alone impromptu tour.
Hong Kong cab/taxi drivers like to talk to passengers, but not very often will you find one that will give a tour
HK taxi driver my friends and i met are very friendly ~ he shown us alot of sights (to get us distracted from the meter)... and the meter went from like 100+ HKD to 400+HKD for a 10 min trip ~ after my friend's wife paid ... we discussed ... dafuck! he scammed us ... no wonder he was so nice to us. Aren't rude ... just bloody scammer .. and best part was ... My friends and wife been staying and working there for years and speaks Cantonese and still got scammed by these bloody taxi blood sucking drivers~ That's HK for you. Period!~
You should have asked the Hong Kong cab driver to translate into Hokkien also.
Im from Hong Kong and ive been taking cabs here my whole life. Never have i ever met a taxi driver who can speak in english, "it offers visitors a very beautiful view of the harbor."
Hongkonger here, 100% true can confirm.
It seems like some Hong Kongers keeps their rudenesses in iCloud and they come out fast in such busy situation.
I still think Cantonese is a really polite poetic sounding language even if you are cursing people out
Wow my dad grew up in Hong Kong and taught me those exact phrases, dui lay lo mo, seefutlung, pukgei, hum ga chan... I'll leave it to you to look up the translation ha ha
1:19 I am a Malay. I can not stop laughing. I was on the floor for 5 minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s been so long since I’ve seen one of your videos! Please be more active on UA-cam.
The fked up thing is the moment when he said the driver pulled up I knew what exactly is going to happen :D
Cheers! See u at the shows!
Fr tho, we either politely greet and chat, or swear without any regards whatsoever
Yes, I went to Hong Kong back in the year of 2009 and guess what?….. I’m experiencing the same…. The Hong Kong people’s manner just like what you’ve described…. Then I never when there again…. Today, it is not as good place as the years was….
I 101% agree with both hands 🙌 😂
This guy is so naturally funny.
Hong Kong
The New York of Asia 🤣
Yup, salaries and bonuses in the financial sector in HK is like NY's or even higher because taxes are low and there's no capital gains tax. When I worked in the Sell side annual bonuses were 10 to 18 months salary. Some firms were giving out 25 and up to 54 months in bumper years. So your emoji is perfect, we're laughing all the way to the bank.
@@robocop581 I was referring to the cultural/behavioral norms of the people, New Yorkers are also famous for being rude.
@@danjohnston9037New Yorkers are rude but are actually nice people, Californians are nice but are actually rude people 😂
@@MagicalKid NY/Boston People Are Real,
Californians/Mid-West People Are Fake
Genuine laugh out loud 👏👏👏
The most funny is not about the storyline of the comedy but jason body language
You need to come to Hawaii, we have so much Asian influences here! Make it a work ,vacation trip! Come make us LAUGH and have fun here!Aloha!
looks spot on to me!
I am literally shaking with laughter... so funny!!!
I was treated nicely when I attempted Cantonese. I am mainlander
As a hongkonger,I admire our language,as our selection of slurs is way less compared to other languages,but all of their delivery is on the point,precise and lethal. Plus the emphasis of our slurs on our parents and family reflects the Chinese philosophy of respecting our elders and taking care of them
I was born in HK and I have never met a taxi driver like that… I meant the 1st part…before sending those warm greetings in the air
Trading insults like this is common among the Chinese but it somehow has no effect on their emotions .
They only get angry if someone out does them on the insults .
Here's an advice, never take them seriously then these insults are just words, no power at all
Did you enjoy your ride? Any reaction to Cab sifu if you didn't offer tips for his service (or 5 stars rating)?
holy shit. this is gold. damn funny la
fuiyoh. keep it up!
This is so true😂
Good piece
I watched this before and yet I can still laugh again!
This is very funny and I think Jason speaks Cantonese well by the sounds of the Chinese pronunciation.
Good job Doc ... original and extremely hilarious ...
Gotta say that cab driver politeness level is 200%. Even translate for you, top notch customer service.
Lol. So true. 2 faces, 1 person. Can switch faster than it takes to blink.
This is so weirdly accurate😂😂😂
Go to any licensed hotel and you will be greeted with dignity and friendly gestures. Better still, go to any International branded shops and you will be welcomed with royal service, except you will likely have to queue up to wait for your turn to get in.
As a Hong Konger , I have never seen a situation like this it was always very crowded everywhere
Me, talking to my friends in english: Height of politeness
Me, talking to my friends in canto: Expletive laden dumpster fire, but in the same polite tone
Been living in HK for 50 years. Never met a driver who can do Cantonese-English translation.
How does this differ from London, Paris, New York or LA? YOu should visit these places, then you may find Hong Kong people very nice actually.
No fighting, just friendly verbal exchanges 😅
I’m afraid of their rudeness but I love Cantonese and I’m proud that I can speak fluent Cantonese. I think Cantonese is rather hilarious.😂
Please bring this show to the UK again. I loved seeing you in London last year.
I will be coming to London with a brand new show. Follow me on socmed @drjasonleong to keep updated.
@@JasonLeongComedy
When in London ? ❤
How’d we find out please ? 🙏🏻
We are the polite ones 😂
This is so true, I am from Hong Kong.
The translation part is really funny 😂😂😂
So So true. Cannot deny this.
He even translated for you to understand his anger. 😂
I remembered there is an uncensored version of this video. I laughed so badly
Great gig
LOVELY
I want the uncensored version! DLLM!
As a hong konger this is so true
U curse very well for a guy who doesn't speak Cantonese 😂😂
Firsthand experience in HK, got told to alight wayyy before we reach our destination. The old lady driver couldn't even be considerate towards my elderly mother. And didn't return our change either. She told us “下车，下车“ Verrry friendly 🙄
I live in hong kong and i feel like every word said always insulting to the other and has a dagger ready to hurt others
Visited HK only once in my lifetime. I met a total of zero polite people. The cafe pushcart lady kept making tsk noises because I looked East Asian but didn't speak Cantonese. The train was packed to the brim and I did my best to squeeze in. The person behind started cussing at me (DLLM, f u etc bilingual styles) to move in further when there was literally no more space and I was already squished against someone else. I took a cab and the driver kept saying some xenophobic shit thinking I was a mainlander, as if that would make it any better. The apartment I rented had bedbugs and the landlord was like oh well too bad. The only good thing about the entire country is Maxim Palace dim sum. Not a single person was helpful, everyone's too busy in their own world to help with any questions or directions. After 3 days, the whole group of us decided to cut the two week trip short and flew to Taiwan. Somehow all 5 of us who did our separate sightseeing couldn't find a single good thing to say about HK.
The punch line is good 😂
In the 1980s, London Chinatown was still populated mainly by Hong Kongers. I remember going there with some Hong Kong friends who were shocked by two Hong Kong waiters who were speaking Hakka to each other and seemingly have a loud argument. A friend asked me if I understood Hakka and why they were fighting. As my mum was Hakka, I understood what they were saying and told my friends, oh, they were just having a friendly conversation. Try listening to Hakka people talking to each other and if you don't understand Hakka, you really would think that they were have an argument :)
As a guy from hk I can say Cantonese is best to swear so expressive 😂
I lived in HK for 5 years, this is literally every morning, noon and night on the road
Perfect translation bro
Jason Leung is such a great comedian.
As a Hong Konger, this is accurate. My dad uses a swear word in almost every sentence when he's speaking to his co-workers.
This explains why hundred years ago the revolution army set out from Canton (now called Guangdong). Cantonese soldiers would yell “DLLM” then charge. They eventually beat the warlords.
As a Hong Konger, i could not disagree everything you said.............. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's true that the cap drivers are nasty here and also we still have to wind down windows. Lol
I'm a Hongkonger and I love this. Also, my family had an almost identical taxi experience in Rome: just add an extremely rude hand gesture 😁
Right @ 1:28 I finally know Hong Kong China (H K Ciné🐕) is a swear word😂😂😂