Unintentional ASMR - Dr. Gottesman Activator Chiropractic Adjustment (2 Hour Loop)
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Hi y'all. I found this video in a compilation a while back, and that channel was subsequently deleted for some reason, and I couldn't find it ever again. That fact bugged me a lot because, for some reason, the repetition of Dr. Gottesman checking the leg length and everything gave me the strongest tingles I've had in a good while. Luckily, months later, I finally found it again. And here I am sharing it, with some minor trimming and throwing it on a loop. (Plus I found a new free movie editor that lets me do proper transitions for once and all, woohoo.)
Hope y'all enjoy!
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The best thing of this video is the commentary section
Ya do people not know how chiropractors work
No it's the tingles
Put your right arm by your head.....now recite Pi backwards.....now juggle!
The quackery that is Chiropractic never ceases to amuse
Shhhhhhh
Amazing how relaxing it is to watch bruce willis hit a guy with a pricing gun
Wow I'm literally shaking
looper
Oh god he is more bruce than bruce himself
Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker!
It's even better asmr visualizing this guy as John McClane post- Die Hard.
Put your left foot in.
Put your left foot out.
Put your left foot in.
Now shake it all about.
You have a T4/T5 logjam.
Now put your right hand into your right rear pocket and withdraw your wallet. Now put your right hand into your wallet and remove several hundred dollars and give it to me. Now that feels so much better, right? Now take yourself out the door and shut it as you leave.
Shockingly, bending your neck sideways at a 90° angle produces a feeling of muscle tightness.
its a commonly mistaken fact, most people (chiropractors) don't understand that when stretching a muscle more than usual, the muscle tightens
Remember to drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response.
I always look for a throw back response when I find a new asmr video 😅
This guy’s got nothing on Saul Shaye!
Why don't just get up and walk in your own way?
Well he DID check his leg length so I'd say he's legit!
To think I’ve gone my whole life thinking a chiropractor was a genuine medical profession, I suppose you learn something new every day!
It is. Unfortunately there are a lot of charlatans
@@williamwinder5011can you show me a study that shows that chiropractic care causes more for than harm? Every study in publication I’ve seen notes that it does more harm than good. Would love to be wrong though!
@@williamwinder5011it isn't. Physical therapy is a proper medical field that chiropractors may sometimes practice without a license
@@fish3977 of they practice without a licence, they are not a chiropractor. Chiropractor is a protected title, like police officer or doctor. It's illegal to do so without the proper documentation.
Most of what chiropractors do is considered “quackery,” which is a goofy word you’ve probably heard BUT it does actually have a technical use. Basically, it’s bullshit. The TINY bit that chiropractors do that is legitimate is techniques they borrow from physical therapy and sports massage. The rest is quackery.
Its quicker to switch to your Actuator 5 instead of reloading
😂 most underrated comment on this video lol. Good one.
LMAO
Confirmed
Checked the leg length with the shoes on. This man is a professional, this is promising.
Just wish he paid more attention to da glands
Yeah looks to me there’s about three quarters of an inch difference
Those aren’t shoes lol he took them off. The chiro then stuck soles on. Not sure why though never seen an adjustment like it 😂
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack poking patients with his Activator stick
Just found this comment and it deserves more likes 😂😂
“We’ll check your pelvis and see what’s there”
*caresses taint with thumb*
2:50
prostate check free of charge
I thought he was trying to grab his keys lmao
I felt my ass pucker with that one...
Dude I'm dying
I’m a sucker for the placebo effect. Great ASMR vid
My guy has a holster for his Actuator 5 😂😂😂
lol I was laughing at that too
Don’t bad mouth the actuator 5, it has more ‘control’
blud keeps that strap on him
Well yeah he probably gives adjustments to gangs on the streets
He’s got that quick draw
Oh how cool. He has his certificates for completing pre school, elementary school, middle school, high school, and community college on the wall.
😂😂😂
The leprechaun party starts at 4:06
Tried to relax and ended up doing the riverdance in my bedroom at 2 AM
😂😂😂
Once you’ve heard the Irish pub music in the background, there’s no going back…
Thank you for this lol
Thanks
Shenanigans?
I thought I was imagining that music. Thank you.
HAHAHAHA
The comment sections under these videos are amazing! I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes! 😂😂😂
it always comes "back" to those Damn T6's and T7's. great ASMR
Dude nice
Can’t forget T1 and T2
Canadian tax pain lol
This guy is rocking the activator 5?!? I thought that was still experimental.
It’s so much more accurate than the 4
@@CommercialForestalso better control
@@ThreeKing74 truth! Gottlesman almost took out my left eye with the 4.
It still on development but they need human testing to fully send it to the market.
Let's hope he doesn't mix up his nail gun with the actuator 5!!
Great ASMR, nonsense health impact
2:49 he know damn well he lying😭😭😭
Then he reached up and touched his butthole, tf?
You can see all of his Snake Oil distribution diplomas proudly displayed behind the table. It takes years of dedication to achieve his particular level of quackery. Only the most skilled charlatans make it to graduation after the brutal 3 weeks of training he had to endure in mastering the art of chicanery. Bravo good sir.
You think this is bad? This chicanery? He’s done worse!
Nice to see Bruce Willis finding a second career after acting.
Nah man it's Howie Mandel
True. He need a calm, quiet job.
:))))
I don’t think someone starts a career when they just developed dementia
Sometimes at specific angles, doctor dude gives me Saul Goodman vibes. Also in his profession of playing his patients.
Turn your hea......and relax!
Press your ...... And relax!
1:21 table proceeds to dump him into an alternate universe (and the mad doctor laughs maniacally)
I must admit I'm surprised the bearded guy is not wearing purple. Also, did the bald guy do some healing to his muscles, nerves, and bones?
I love the inside jokes that form in the ASMR community
No cuz the patient didn't drink plenty of water
There was also a wave sensation
Chevrolet, zebra, honesty
also, why are his sandals so tiny?
historians say i am still wondering if those were shoes or socks or sandals or undersized shoes with the feet running through them
Yeah I have NO idea what is going on there
This guy is legitimately just stealing peoples money
Right, seems like got his certificate from UA-cam
All chiros are scams no?
Tapped bros butt then said his legs were even
@@blix8111not all, but there are many frauds
@@wesleypawlak801😂😂😂 ikr
Was stapling the patients clothes to his body necessary? …YO!
😂😂😂
Some of Bruce Willis's best work
Imagine how high-tech the Activator 6 is 🤔
😂😂
Will even help your ancestors 😂
The activator 6 is laser guided and currently in the development phase.
Yippee-ki-yay chiropractor!
He’s got this man doing the hokey pokey.
Guys I’m starting to suspect this guy isn’t a real doctor!
You kidding me? Doctor Knows his T tables extremely well
I felt like somebody was touching my feet even though nobody was there when I was watching this video
Did you check your wallet after though?
My wallet only moved about 1/32rd of an inch inside of my pocket.
Oh that is an obscure reference but only the true ASMR connoisseurs will get it. Bravo sir!
This would be more effective if the patient wore all purple too
Drink plenty of water
My chiropractor just snaps me with a rubber band. This guy is the real deal.
Rubber band? Damn, talk about quality.
If you listen carefully you can hear Irish pub music in the background of this video
I thought it was the SpongeBob soundtrack
"Most people say when I do this thrust it feels really good." 😮
Said the bishop to the altar boy.
Doc has been using that table for other things 🤨🤨🤨😳
I bought my daughter one of those guns, when you squeeze the trigger bubbles come out
Take your right hand and reach for your wallet. Very good!
He's making the man do the macarena
Ha
:D
I was thinking hokey pokey
Does he actually thumb his bumb at 2:51???? Or am i crazy???? Have a good one.
100%. Theres a lot of these videos. They all stick a finger up or around the butt area.
I’m assuming they do it for the tail bone????
Maybe but the way he touches him doesn't suggest he's going to get anywhere near the tailbone if that was the purpose lol. It was more a token gesture.
If you bend his legs at the knee and measure them against each other, all you're doing is measuring how long his tibias are which is a fixed length (knee to ankle length will never change because you cant lengthen the bone) . at least when you measure it laying down you can argue his hips and spine can make one leg longer or not. How do chriopractors justify this glaringly obvious oversight in logic?
5 easy steps:
1 you book an appointment
2 you show up for the appointment
3 I do and say a lot of BS that you believe
4 you pay me 🤯🤯
5 you book a second appointment 🤦♂️
I are genius and you is dumb 😁
Not to mention measuring the leg lengths while the shoes are on. Be like measuring how tall someone is when they're wearing a hat.
The Mr Krabs effect. Money
And I wanna add that a difference of a millimeter can‘t be seen in 2 seconds
@@andyg8292and it also won’t get fixed by a fancy cork gun lol
When God is WORKING through ME, this is what happens
ThRoUgh* 😅
IYKYK…. LOOOOL
When you’re on camp with the family, dying for a leak in the middle of the night, and the kid’s flip-flops are all you can find….
😅
The difference between the activator 4 and the 5, 5 comes with a holster.
I bet a 450 lbs trucker with black feet from diabetes and a blood pressure of 240 over 120 would have no problem getting a 2 year DOT medical card from this guy.
This guy has the look and voice of “default” on create a character
Every time he lifts his face and the paper keep sticking 🫠
Dude has literally a spring loaded pin…….”very high tech”
Wouldn't it be way more precise to keep the shoes off? I mean, so that he can analyze the actual length.
You’d think so. Chiropractic makes for great ASMR, but lousy medicine.
If I were to have a guess. They sound like it’s Velcro and I think that helps see if it’s actually uneven. But who knows
Those are not his shoes , the chiropractor put this on every patient to get a better measurement using the white line as a reference
@@mrjones2721 Ironic giving you didnt not do any research on what those "shoes" actually are. Seems lousy to me ;)
@@hidde1638 Putting shoes on any patient to check alignment is bad practice. Shoes move around-even more so when they’re not the patient’s own shoes. What’s the matter with this guy that he can’t see leg length and alignment from the patient’s own feet?
I’ve seen some chiropractors that’s use actual tools to kind of diagnose x ray and some weird heat sensing this and actually crack and move things. But with this one the bullshit sensor is about to explode
I wonder if the doc ever considers conceal carry instead of open
I'm not rich
The T-6 might be compact enough to appendix carry...
He got a little too handsy at 2:54
Thought i was the only one that saw that💀
Look at all those worthless certificates on the wall.
"While yes I am a real doctor person. Put your hands up, lift your right knee to the sky and do a backflip. Yeah just as i thought, your flux capacitor is leaking. Here let me shoot your back with an empty stapler. Perfect. Now you're cancer free, just as before. That’ll be $200."
LMAO
imo the activator 4 is better for asmr, but what do i know
😂 gives a little tap at the ankle and knee “thats a lot straighter” what a quack
is that a south park picture behind him on the wall
No, that’s his ‘Chiropractor Class of 2005’ picture….
the way he changes completly his body posture to check the feet is just too strange
😂😂 I thought so too.. my man's bracing for impact!
The animators weren’t paid well
Sol doesn’t need all that fancy gear , he doesn’t even have a staple gun like this fellow
If the doctor does this with everyone he's bound to grow muscles.
I miss the days where scam artists would just stick to simple tricks in tourist areas
Do I really need a 2 hour loop
If I ever get rich I'm going to go to a chiropractor every week
You don’t have to be rich - your insurance may cover it, check it out! And financial assistance can be available
Cost me 4 dollars a visit with insurance
You will eventually do a fair amount of damage to yourself if you do that.
Please oh please don’t have ads playing in the middle of the video. Beginning and end yeah, but I was just drifting off and had to startle awake to the loud obnoxious ad music 10 minutes in.
Fr it ruins all these vids
Happy to see Bruce Willis found a new job after his wonderful career.
Did he just poke his pooper? Lol
Turn your head to the left
now to the right
two hops this time
How can one push on the ankles, check the feet, diagnose and fix - and then Look at the fixed feet and see something else wrong???
Good point
Oh my God, it's Dr Sauls brother...Dr Clean you out! Is this dude for real?
Slightly hokey, but extremely relaxing
"Slightly"?
@@canadianmaple09😂😂
Great work agent 47.
Fun fact: the activator 5 costs almost 2k
😮
Wow wth
1942 usd that's like 3800 nzd
I liked it when he checked the leg length
Andrew Klavin gives Matt Walsh a chiropractic adjustment...
Haha, this was the morning after their election broadcast.
Fck love you profile picture LOL
I love that table! Take a ride!
So how do I have a job, and struggle to pay my bills, when we have this dude scamming people and getting paid 😂😂😂
Guy looks like Bruce Willis
I was thinking "Mr Clean", myself
I wonder when the next "Bluntman and Chronic" will be out?
I'm crying!
Please dial down all the shite talking about Activator 4. It may not be quite as high-tech as 5 but still a great instrument.
“Doctor”: Just do random things, I gonna do random things too and sometimes hit you with the activator 5 for my satisfaction, and then you pay and go home
Is his clicker high tech because it has a compass in the stock?
And relax
Well the theory is the leg length is based on how your pelvis sits which is based on how your spine sits…this activator method is supposed to open up those spots in your spine where there may be impingement…now is it real or a quack - I just know that depending on the praticioner that there may be some relief but it not permenant.
I wanted to skip ahead in the video and got a freeze frame of 11:29 and just thought “oh no he’s dead 😭”
Squeeze your right testical and cough
The reason why I'm commenting here on this video is because I know the chiropractic activators are an ASMR trigger
You know your doctor is legit when he’s wearing a ratty t-shirt.
Doctor. Yeah, right.
Lol this is daylight robbery
This comment section is pure gold 😂. Thanks internet
If Bruce Willis was a conman.
Gotta holster that activator 5, can't just be swinging that thing around just anywhere. 😊
I swear he took his shoes off and then when he's laying on the table he has shoes on.
Amazing what you can do with a wood stapler
If something seems like bullshit, it usually is. And this is a massive load.
The Original video got deleted!
Uhh, how do you check the pelvis again? 😅
1:37 me on a Monday morning at 6:00 am when the alarm rings to go to work
I like the position he makes when he pretends to know what hes doing "checking the feet"