Roasting Celesbians’ Outfits (do better)

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  • @ciara.amituanai
    @ciara.amituanai 3 роки тому +725

    “She looks like she plants a mean succulent” 😂

  • @eddie9753
    @eddie9753 3 роки тому +825

    "what in the Rugrats-go-to-Miami is this" PLEASEE 😂

  • @VOID-gz6jk
    @VOID-gz6jk 3 роки тому +786

    Honestly it’s disrespectful how much money they have and how awful they dress
    You better roast them Jade

    • @itznia_ok8069
      @itznia_ok8069 3 роки тому +12

      Lol honestly

    • @nanamiharuka3269
      @nanamiharuka3269 3 роки тому +14

      i think it’s BECAUSE they have all the money that they dress like that. Like at that level of fame and money it’d be weird to wear basic stuff all the time so they try to get outta the box but fail sometimes

    • @serenelibra61
      @serenelibra61 3 роки тому +9

      Or maybe they really like what they are wearing....

    • @Flash-mx4km
      @Flash-mx4km 3 роки тому +5

      LMAO

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 3 роки тому +4

      @@serenelibra61 yes, that's the disrespectful part 😤

  • @leosznisforever
    @leosznisforever 3 роки тому +467

    “this is when mistakes happens and that’s ok” me defending my fav artists when they mess up

  • @gabrielasmith8626
    @gabrielasmith8626 3 роки тому +349

    I love the clear obsession with Sarah Paulson 😂

  • @viviantompkins7925
    @viviantompkins7925 3 роки тому +315

    “It’s giving LGBT friendly church” lmao amazing

  • @eddie9753
    @eddie9753 3 роки тому +231

    not the LGBT friendly church im crying

  • @adamparrishkinnie
    @adamparrishkinnie 3 роки тому +425

    LMAOOO that whole Sarah Paulson bit had me grinning like an idiot idk why

  • @rosie8606
    @rosie8606 3 роки тому +195

    You had me at "Edamame Dealer" 😂

  • @ambernickie9394
    @ambernickie9394 3 роки тому +331

    “I’m tryna be the J in your crew” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bettyreads222
    @bettyreads222 3 роки тому +172

    "The dresses are giving me white privilege" lmao Sarah Paulson really can't do no wrong

  • @steph_0085
    @steph_0085 3 роки тому +197

    “She looks like she’s on her way to yell at a Pier 1 employee”.. hilarious.

  • @gabbielancashire
    @gabbielancashire 3 роки тому +67

    “ Sarah Pause. Did my heart stop...” Need this on a shirt ASAP

  • @beccadotelpy
    @beccadotelpy 3 роки тому +116

    "... someone's hat." I. Died.
    Megan Rapinoe plays soccer. Sue Bird plays basketball... and may have been one of my first girl crushes before understood what was happening.

  • @reginaangela1631
    @reginaangela1631 3 роки тому +47

    "And they're both matching, really just sinning up the place."😂😂😂

  • @SaintAlexand.r
    @SaintAlexand.r 3 роки тому +55

    Sarah Paused and my heart stopped 😂😂 a fucking mood when Sarah Paulson speaks

  • @KristenLundbergHehe
    @KristenLundbergHehe 3 роки тому +109

    "she looks like she could plant a mean succulent" 😂😂😂

  • @presidentanp
    @presidentanp 3 роки тому +72

    “Edamame dealer” 😂😂

    • @aVAness
      @aVAness 3 роки тому +2

      💀 In the first minute 😂

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 роки тому

      The edamame beans are really hitting different. lol

  • @beardpandaa
    @beardpandaa 3 роки тому +19

    The cuff is a very bisexual thing

  • @stephaniekemple8755
    @stephaniekemple8755 3 роки тому +15

    I loved Sarah Pulson’s red coat look.

  • @ashleyk5132
    @ashleyk5132 3 роки тому +99

    Saw Celesbians and it was a wrap😭

  • @MS-yg6gh
    @MS-yg6gh 3 роки тому +32

    "We stan the middle part now apparently" 😂😂 It looks good on her, but my face is not symmetrical enough for that!

  • @RebelRouserEsq
    @RebelRouserEsq 3 роки тому +27

    “The Hate Crime 4s” - *silent scream*

  • @kaktus334
    @kaktus334 3 роки тому +33

    Willy Wonka and the vanilla wafer factory lmao

  • @ttbaby159
    @ttbaby159 3 роки тому +22

    Moral of the story: Sarah Paulson is an ICON. We love her!

  • @Natalanium
    @Natalanium 3 роки тому +71

    that big forehead no eyebrows analogy though... beam me up Paulson

  • @naia6642
    @naia6642 3 роки тому +29

    Practically POUNCED on this video after reading the title in my notifications

    • @LBoogie49
      @LBoogie49 3 роки тому +3

      Literally pounced!

  • @kchandler6978
    @kchandler6978 3 роки тому +13

    I love how the majority of this video was just Jade thirsting for Sarah Paulson as she should

  • @lineapinea
    @lineapinea 3 роки тому +149

    cuffed pants are bisexual culture.. and we all know kristen doesn't swing just one way.. so.. ;3

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 роки тому +25

      Literally just commented this and had to scroll to see if anyone else pointed it out. The unawareness of bi culture here is low-key bi erasure and as a big bi I felt that one hard

    • @lovepink5501
      @lovepink5501 3 роки тому +27

      @@Zephyr616 a lesbian not knowing about a bisexual inside joke is not bi erasure, that’s a stretch

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 роки тому

      @@lovepink5501 I watch enough LGBT content to be pretty savvy on most LGBT culture even if I don't identify with it, so either I'm too deep down the rabbit hole or she's kinda ignorant

    • @Chris-mj3ql
      @Chris-mj3ql 3 роки тому +4

      It does surprise me when lesbians seem so unaware of the most common themes of bisexual culture. It's a pretty minor thing to not know this, but it really does reinforce the idea that bisexuals are marginalized and not taken seriously even in lgbtq+ spaces.

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 3 роки тому

      What else is considered bi culture, style wise? I'm bi and moving to America next year, so I need to learn.

  • @туянахоровиц
    @туянахоровиц 3 роки тому +35

    Jade, you're comedy timing is priceless, so funny

  • @SaintAlexand.r
    @SaintAlexand.r 3 роки тому +28

    “Rugrats go to Miami” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Brynwyn123
    @Brynwyn123 3 роки тому +6

    She heard about the bisexual cuffed jeans trend and ran with it

  • @kenyathompson3266
    @kenyathompson3266 3 роки тому +19

    That caveman and Alien was a short on Kablam! called Prometheus and Bob.

  • @alfredosanchez170
    @alfredosanchez170 3 роки тому +44

    Alternate video title: Jade gets heart palpitations scrolling past Sarah P's looks

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 роки тому +1

      @Brea Regans Then you should know that Jesus loves everyone, regardless of their sexuality. You should practice love and acceptance before calling yourself a child of god. Lmao!

  • @ohaiitsurrn8922
    @ohaiitsurrn8922 3 роки тому +42

    Sarah Paulsen is a goddess here to speak to the bad managers.

  • @aliceis9068
    @aliceis9068 3 роки тому +10

    i know im not even a minute in but im already cracking up at "she looks like an edamame dealer. she looks like she makes her own CBD chapstick" oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd lmao

  • @kellynunez3430
    @kellynunez3430 3 роки тому +2

    Lmaooooo an edamame dealer....like she makes her own cbd chapstick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heleng4528
    @heleng4528 3 роки тому +28

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a crush on Sarah Paulson.

  • @monetwalker9143
    @monetwalker9143 3 роки тому +16

    Not the twilight queen 😂😂

  • @zucchinigreen
    @zucchinigreen 3 роки тому +5

    Sarah Paulson has/had the same stylist as Lupita Nyongo, she actually put Queen Lupita on.
    Lupita has talked about it in several interviews when she first broke big.

  • @katkatungu8813
    @katkatungu8813 3 роки тому +15

    Disney villain shoes😂😂

  • @fific37stream73
    @fific37stream73 2 роки тому +1

    "What in the Rugrats go to Miami is this" 😂

  • @LBoogie49
    @LBoogie49 3 роки тому +17

    Edamame dealer......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @imperfectworldimperfecthum5015
    @imperfectworldimperfecthum5015 3 роки тому +12

    I’m so glad I’m not a celebrity. I’d get destroyed 😂

  • @jenificentx
    @jenificentx 3 роки тому +2

    not the 'manilla wafer factory'!! lmfao im dead

  • @stormypast1984
    @stormypast1984 3 роки тому +26

    jade just being hilarious loved it

  • @Pomegranate226
    @Pomegranate226 3 роки тому +11

    This was great! Can you do this again but with BIPOC ?

  • @lovingweirdo4727
    @lovingweirdo4727 3 роки тому +8

    The way she talked about Sarah Paulson really made me irrationally happy

  • @epiphanykc
    @epiphanykc 3 роки тому +5

    Edamame dealer is THE funniest thing I've heard in a long while...hilarious!

  • @frozenmocha9911
    @frozenmocha9911 3 роки тому +2

    “Pose season 1” TOOK ME OUT

  • @akelly58
    @akelly58 3 роки тому +20

    I liked this a lot, you should do these more often!

  • @mira4921
    @mira4921 3 роки тому +2

    Sarah Paulson stay serving looks and I'm here for it!

  • @PhoenixRoseAshes
    @PhoenixRoseAshes 3 роки тому +22

    You need to make a video of you just doing pickup lines

  • @mystribox28
    @mystribox28 3 роки тому +8

    11:45 That Fruity Pebbles with the milk. That Oops! All Berries! That Rocco's Modern life. That...

  • @queenfree85
    @queenfree85 Рік тому

    The Prometheus and Bob reference absolutely SENT MEEEE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Sarah can def get an invite to tha 'Q. I'd trust her potato salad any day. Raisins where??? 😂😂😂

  • @pastelpastry
    @pastelpastry 3 роки тому +63

    Was she wearing Calvin Klein diapers? That outfit was terrible, sorry.

    • @5ystemError
      @5ystemError 3 роки тому +9

      The undies are from a limited edition Calvin Klein x Pampers collab.

    • @pastelpastry
      @pastelpastry 3 роки тому

      @@5ystemError Can she swim in them though?

  • @JustMiraMe
    @JustMiraMe 3 роки тому +1

    Sarah Paulson be snatching hearts from chest cavities in name of slaying

  • @worshipthefrog1635
    @worshipthefrog1635 Рік тому

    "This is when mistakes happen and that's okay." I cracked up. OKAY but also not the underwear over those shorts nooo 😭

  • @boombangpow889
    @boombangpow889 3 роки тому +2

    “Just....sinning up the place” I’m distraught

  • @ROCKONplaceboforever
    @ROCKONplaceboforever 3 роки тому +5

    The power of the upper lip we stan

  • @teopatra_
    @teopatra_ 3 роки тому +3

    “Sinning up the place”

  • @suelensoares2650
    @suelensoares2650 3 роки тому

    "Is that a religious act?" 🤣🤣🤣 Yep, I must say I'm a follower 🙏

  • @noodleboi5565
    @noodleboi5565 3 роки тому +2

    You gotta make this a series, I'm obsessed

  • @monicamartinez6695
    @monicamartinez6695 3 роки тому +7

    I really enjoyed the length of time spent on Sarah Paulson😌

  • @Annnie763
    @Annnie763 3 роки тому +5

    I'd totally pay for a personal style consult if Jade ever sold them $$$

  • @GordooRP
    @GordooRP 3 роки тому +2

    Hate Crime 4’s 😂😂😂 I’m on the fucking floor

  • @carligirrl
    @carligirrl 2 роки тому

    I'm living for your flirty remarks and pick-up lines.

  • @AG-ej7wm
    @AG-ej7wm 3 роки тому +1

    Please do more of these! It makes me feel much better about my nonexistent fashion sense.

  • @uvan5202
    @uvan5202 3 роки тому +2

    2:39 happiest season

  • @faithschwartz8619
    @faithschwartz8619 3 роки тому +2

    The movie with Aubrey Plaza is The Happiest Season on Hulu (i think)

  • @Bimtavdesign
    @Bimtavdesign 3 роки тому +1

    I'm here for the Sarah Paulson thirsting 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShawStace
    @ShawStace 3 роки тому +18

    College kid with money haha 3:00

  • @lillypop4895
    @lillypop4895 3 роки тому +3

    def need a pt 2!!!

  • @MultiDaisy1995
    @MultiDaisy1995 3 роки тому

    The hate on the purple shorts & the Disney villain shoes had me weak! 😆

  • @korenisme
    @korenisme 3 роки тому +96

    You should react to Sue’s style if you do this again. She has drip

    • @korenisme
      @korenisme 3 роки тому +11

      Sue Bird - Megan’s fiancée

    • @4rogue6
      @4rogue6 3 роки тому +4

      Yes. Sue stay fly.

  • @Lisadabug
    @Lisadabug 3 роки тому +3

    she said "1812 haunted b**** collection" im dead

  • @DJThump_her
    @DJThump_her 3 роки тому

    Is it me, or does Jade look particularly GOOD in this video? Whatever you're doing girl, keep doing it!!

  • @nikkiep23
    @nikkiep23 3 роки тому +9

    I love love love Sarah!

  • @patriciamoronta800
    @patriciamoronta800 3 роки тому +1

    Pose season oneee😂😂😂

  • @tinbitberhanu8125
    @tinbitberhanu8125 3 роки тому +7

    Here’s a comment for the almighty algorithm. You’re hilarious

  • @user67ui
    @user67ui 3 роки тому +4

    Loved this! We need a part 2 :)

  • @lalacloud3312
    @lalacloud3312 3 роки тому +23

    5:55 outfit is truly abysmal. A stylist job was lost that day.

    • @MagnoliaPantherWoman
      @MagnoliaPantherWoman 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, dark tops over light pants isn't a good look in general.

  • @lauremo4005
    @lauremo4005 3 роки тому

    Thanks for tossing those pink, silk shorts of Rapinoe's out there like a hand grenade, one of the worst fashion slaughter events. Ever. I'm still traumatized and probably will be for a long-a**ed time. And "1812 Haunted B***h Convention" 😂✌

  • @hollifugate9710
    @hollifugate9710 3 роки тому +2

    Alice is my favorite! Dude lol loved this roast 🤣

  • @ranich4332
    @ranich4332 3 роки тому +5

    A YT short of Lena Waith outfits?

  • @sauanakid
    @sauanakid 3 роки тому +3

    I always enjoy your fashion reviews so much

  • @BurningMoonlight
    @BurningMoonlight 3 роки тому +15

    I thing Gen Q Alice is her cutest look.

  • @miali4958
    @miali4958 3 роки тому +10

    Who could possibly dislike this delightful video????

  • @casscandy10
    @casscandy10 3 роки тому +4

    Not Jade having a crush on Sara Paulson lol

  • @AriVirtual
    @AriVirtual 3 роки тому +5

    ngl though, if a wizard gave me a jacket I'd have to rock it immediately.. But it would feel disrespectful to do it at a beach, like Imma get sent to asscabandz lol

  • @virtuousthing9070
    @virtuousthing9070 3 роки тому

    5:27 those are some basketball shorts or pijama shorts going on

  • @exox7534
    @exox7534 3 роки тому +3

    I can actually imagine Cara borrowing that coat from a wizard

  • @okgoose
    @okgoose 3 роки тому +2

    hi jade thanks for the content

  • @riverlemay7813
    @riverlemay7813 3 роки тому +2

    EDAMAME DEALER AHFJKDKA THAT MADE ME LAUGH IMMEDIATELY

  • @SourPopPeaches
    @SourPopPeaches 3 роки тому

    The growth bit in the sponsor had me giggle a little🥰🥰

  • @ashleysartattack5600
    @ashleysartattack5600 3 роки тому +2

    Not Prometheus! 😂

  • @popcorn1304
    @popcorn1304 3 роки тому +2

    More of this pls! the jokes hit!

  • @Once.A.Violet
    @Once.A.Violet 3 роки тому +1

    Hate crime 4’s
    Yo .. u do stand up right .. cuz u funnyyy

  • @nvnb07
    @nvnb07 3 роки тому +3

    Sarah Paulson kinda going the hardest outa all them geesh

  • @gretcheno3125
    @gretcheno3125 3 роки тому

    PROMETHEUS NOOOOO CRYING