Clueless Gamer: Conan Reviews "Watch Dogs" | CONAN on TBS

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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  4 роки тому +150

    Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry

  • @llMurcielagoll
    @llMurcielagoll 8 років тому +5427

    I prefer clueless gamer with Aaron more than the ones with the "high profile" figures that Conan is recently doing.

    • @benjdewantara
      @benjdewantara 7 років тому +109

      Finally, someone else who shares my opinion.

    • @Sllyk
      @Sllyk 6 років тому +210

      @@benjdewantara there is this exact same comment on every clueless gamer video ever

    • @SassySasquatchh
      @SassySasquatchh 6 років тому +39

      llMurcielagoll some of the guests were good, like Terry Crews and Elijah Wood tho

    • @austinboylan5476
      @austinboylan5476 6 років тому +6

      DarthCigar - هوشييين Except the ones with Will Arnett and Marshawn Lynch. Those videos were gold.

    • @Arnuuld
      @Arnuuld 6 років тому +2

      Same same!

  • @fredman2640
    @fredman2640 9 років тому +5789

    Poor Aaron, he just wanted a handshake.

  • @mechashadow
    @mechashadow 9 років тому +1720

    He hacked into his handshake.

  • @dvnhzq
    @dvnhzq 9 років тому +449

    The crowd's reaction when Conan shot the woman in the boat is so damn priceless. xD

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 років тому +61

      Almost as good as the Tomb Raider incident. I don't think anything will ever top that one.

  • @backsaif
    @backsaif 10 років тому +3272

    The best way to stop a crime is to start a new crime. Conan o brief

    • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
      @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 9 років тому +10

      ***** *rolls eyes*

    • @AngusStewart01
      @AngusStewart01 9 років тому +1

      ***** See they saw their was crime going on watched this video then their like i know how to solve this and got themselves arrested and killed people

    • @johnboy7856
      @johnboy7856 7 років тому +105

      What are you wearing? Calvin Klein? Not me. I'm wearing the new Conan O'Briefs. When you need support....wear Conan.

    • @apa709
      @apa709 6 років тому +10

      old chinese saying like confucious says

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs 5 років тому +1

      He said best way to SOLVE a crime...hilarious video. 😂

  • @Jinjin000w
    @Jinjin000w 5 років тому +147

    Conan was made for comedy. His sense of humor and effortlessness of it is honestly amazing.

  • @v1743962002
    @v1743962002 9 років тому +1634

    "to stop a crime is actually to start a new one." Chinese APPROVED.

  • @joackimroberg6668
    @joackimroberg6668 5 років тому +1538

    I feel so sad for Aaron. You can clearly see how much he appriciate doing these Clueless Gamer with Conan, and they are very much entertaining to watch!
    Now that poor Aaron has been replaced with celebrities which is way less funnier than Conan & Aaron together.
    Aaron is all left out and have to watch Conan "Cheat" on him with other people :( BRING BACK CLUELESS GAMER WITH CONAN & AARON (ONLY)

    • @benkleparek4246
      @benkleparek4246 4 роки тому +99

      its a bit bro its really not that deep

    • @callmegary2622
      @callmegary2622 4 роки тому +29

      i like the mixup. Some celebs are great, like bill hader was the best video of this series imo

    • @PMantis013
      @PMantis013 4 роки тому +9

      Right? And the celebrities are so lame playing the game, they are not even fun to watch.

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 4 роки тому +3

      Joackim Roberg How do you know he didn’t get tired of doing so many of them and wanted to cut back?

    • @Samm_b28
      @Samm_b28 4 роки тому +7

      aaron been working with conan for more than a decade, its not that much of a big deal

  • @Mountain_Drew
    @Mountain_Drew 8 років тому +372

    "We're on the way to solve a crime; why are you shooting in the street?"
    "That's the best way to solve a crime; sometimes it's to start a new crime."
    note taken.

    • @itsjeron164
      @itsjeron164 8 років тому +6

      AwkwardBunnyStudios an old Chinese saying 😂😂

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 10 років тому +738

    This has got to be my favorite skit you do, and what a perfect game to do as well !!!

    • @StateAlchemistAdam
      @StateAlchemistAdam 10 років тому +7

      lol this is the last place i thought i would find you! XD this game is so hype, gonna get it for pc!!!!

    • @Wintermackeral
      @Wintermackeral 10 років тому

      Holy crap it's you!!!! Love your Vlogs man!

    • @TheShaftNinja
      @TheShaftNinja 10 років тому

      Subbed to you man, love the vids

    • @OpticalGrafix
      @OpticalGrafix 10 років тому +1

      CHEAAAA!

    • @BlackSkeleton53
      @BlackSkeleton53 10 років тому

      :D!!!!!!!!!

  • @omni7576
    @omni7576 8 років тому +800

    Conan and Aaron need there own gaming channel

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 років тому +41

      *their

    • @quintfl
      @quintfl 8 років тому +4

      +Cod Of Ages *derp

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 років тому +1

      Gary W-l-o-t What?

    • @quintfl
      @quintfl 8 років тому +3

      Cod Of Ages herpaderp

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 8 років тому +1

      Gary W-l-o-t DERPADERPYDERP

  • @greendayguy2012
    @greendayguy2012 9 років тому +239

    let's go into a basement, and play with COMPOOOTERZ AND SERVERRZ!!!! -Conan O'brien 2014. (Cracks me up every time)

  • @ERod2010
    @ERod2010 10 років тому +310

    Why is Conan dressed like Philip J. Fry from Futurama?

    • @TheNioxic
      @TheNioxic 10 років тому +32

      Coz he's IS fry from futurama

    • @BACKinBLACK1080
      @BACKinBLACK1080 10 років тому +4

      Nioxic Billy West is Fry, and Bender, and Zap Brannigan, and Zoidberg, and Farnsworth....and many more. He's been using his "Fry" voice since he was pranking people on the Howard Stern show.

    • @tangoman111
      @tangoman111 10 років тому +8

      BACKinBLACK1080
      Actually, John DiMaggio voices Bender.

    • @JDubya90
      @JDubya90 10 років тому +4

      BACKinBLACK1080 Actually Jon DiMaggio is Bender. Maruice LaMarche is Zapp. But Billy West does do Fry, Zoidberg, and the Professor though.

    • @XDageon11
      @XDageon11 10 років тому

      ***** Maurice LaMarche is Kif. Billy West is Zapp

  • @ashwin007bond
    @ashwin007bond 8 років тому +195

    The best way to stop a crime is to start a new crime.
    -Conan

  • @TheClaireWitchProject
    @TheClaireWitchProject 9 років тому +2583

    It's official. Every game from now on needs a makeout button.

  • @saif162
    @saif162 8 років тому +847

    When Conan is better than the actual UA-cam game reviewers 😅

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 8 років тому +60

      +saif162 It's because it's coming from a non-gamer point of view .. not saying Conan is not funny , he is funnier .. but this segment works because he notices thing that gamers already passed the point when it's bugging them .. that's why it's gonna be so funny if your father plays with you .. cause he'll notice things that you stopped caring about and it'll be funny

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 років тому +4

      saif162 when its actually not a review

    • @Trackrace29582
      @Trackrace29582 6 років тому +9

      There’s no bias. If he likes a game he likes if he doesn’t he doesn’t. When there is a mistake or cliche he brings it up most gamers just ignore it. Plus he is funny af

    • @saif162
      @saif162 6 років тому

      ุ Bet you're fun at parties.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 років тому +1

      A professional entertainer is better than some talentless hacks? Mind blowing. Someone needs to alert the mayor and write a letter to their local congressman. Everyone must know about this astonishing revelation.

  • @Bizazah
    @Bizazah 10 років тому +17

    Conans "Geek/Nerd" Sound is probably one of his best attributes , I feel with joy every time he puts that to use :)

  • @xyzavenger
    @xyzavenger 10 років тому +20

    5:19 "LET'S GO IN TO BASEMENTS AND PLAY WITH COMPUTTTERRRSS AND SERVERS" (in nerdy voice) xD

  • @russianbear26
    @russianbear26 3 роки тому +13

    "You look like a swiss clock maker and pornographer" got me right from the beginning :-)

  • @TheReal_Dirty_Dan
    @TheReal_Dirty_Dan 8 років тому +65

    LMAO THE GUY INTERCEPTS THE HANDSHAKE

  • @leogothisoscar271
    @leogothisoscar271 9 років тому +8

    I lost count of how many times I watched the part at 6:00 and now my chest is hurting while tears run down my face.

  • @thothheartmaat2833
    @thothheartmaat2833 8 років тому +126

    sometimes the best way to solve a crime is to start a new crime. an old Chinese proverb.

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 8 років тому

      dont worry about it just do it is actually how things really work in Chicago..

    • @arcle3853
      @arcle3853 8 років тому

      Maathiu Ra Yin trueeee lmao

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 8 років тому +2

      +Maathiu Ra Yin I spent the night in your city. Your city is cool.

    • @ninuhuang9631
      @ninuhuang9631 8 років тому +2

      胡说八道

    • @Crazed3raser337
      @Crazed3raser337 8 років тому +1

      I too watched the video

  • @Rahulsingh-mb6kw
    @Rahulsingh-mb6kw 8 років тому +24

    The handshake was hilarious I'm dying

  • @FlyBoyKhi
    @FlyBoyKhi 10 років тому +43

    I've intercepted a few handshakes lol.

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 10 років тому +127

    So... Grand Theft Auto meets The Dark Knight meets hacking gimmick?
    Mario Kart 8, my money is yours.

    • @CallumBrine
      @CallumBrine 10 років тому +16

      It's better than GTA, and to be honest, batman

    • @Emma_J175
      @Emma_J175 10 років тому +11

      Lorenzo Lombardi Where is your childhood then Lorenzo?

    • @Doperooni
      @Doperooni 10 років тому +8

      arne3177
      Clearly he was a child of Sega.

    • @Emma_J175
      @Emma_J175 10 років тому +1

      No I didn't meant that, but I too was more of a fam of playstation, and I have have grew up from it. But when you said nintendo sucks I saw before me a little cod kid you know :P

    • @Emma_J175
      @Emma_J175 10 років тому +1

      Well, everyone has their own opinion......

  • @TheSmokingSkull
    @TheSmokingSkull 9 років тому +184

    I wasn't really sure about playing Watchdogs because some people kept raging that it is horrible. But I recently started playing it, and it isn't too bad. Of course it isn't going to be the "greatest game ever that pushes all boundaries", but it was pretty good for what it was: a really cool story with a (slightly boring and monotonous) protagonist who can hack almost anything in the city. It got really fun when I started hacking people's phones and "borrowing" from their bank accounts. There were only three things I would want to be different in the game: shooting while driving, a wider selection of outfits for the main character to use, and being able to play as Jordi. Compared to Jordi, the main character Aiden has the personality of a block of wood.

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 років тому +5

      The Smoking Skull aiden is fine and shooting when in cars would be horrid in online and it just dosent fit in the game

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 6 років тому +1

      i guess you can't play with Jordi because he's not a hacker like Aiden, he's more of an enforcer. but i agree he's much funnier than Aiden, although i do sympathize with Aiden's cause; i have a kid niece and i'd go through hell and back for her.
      and i don't know why people think this game's crappy. hacking the city is pretty fun, especially in the car chases where you can make chumps of the people on your tail. that should be explained at the police chase part.

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 років тому +2

      It’s really hard the game relies completely on stealth with makes it not fun and very slow paced and tedious, it’s a technical game it’s not arcade and fun like gta

    • @daisokitty4835
      @daisokitty4835 6 років тому

      I actually really like watch dogs 2

    • @Isiauwuehrifi
      @Isiauwuehrifi 6 років тому

      All this is fixed in watch dogs 2

  • @seanglass1519
    @seanglass1519 9 років тому +81

    3:20 Well, if it was Silvia Plath, you probably just did her a favor.

    • @TrivoMarjanovic
      @TrivoMarjanovic 9 років тому +3

      +Sean Glass i wonder how many people get your joke.

    • @GeologicFM
      @GeologicFM 9 років тому +15

      +Trivo Marjanovic Because you're soooo smart

    • @TrivoMarjanovic
      @TrivoMarjanovic 8 років тому +2

      not where i live, nobody kniows here in the netherlands

  • @tripptank
    @tripptank 8 років тому +27

    4:31
    Nice Michael Scott impression.

  • @AlexPavelka
    @AlexPavelka 7 років тому +80

    Anyone else on a Clueless Gamer binge.

  • @DanHammonds
    @DanHammonds 10 років тому +27

    I wasn't expecting to laugh so much. Conan should offer commentary on more games.

  • @mr.fghjkl4871
    @mr.fghjkl4871 8 років тому +149

    remember when this game was hyped

    • @leq628
      @leq628 8 років тому +3

      i member

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 8 років тому

      Amir Mukim I quit playing as soon as the first part where you drive a car. it's so bad.

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 8 років тому +4

      Amir Mukim Looked amazing then i recently saw a video off all Ubisofts downgrades and i realised why i never bought it. And watch dogs 2 is just some lame hipster crap. Wish they kept the original style.

    • @Louie12211
      @Louie12211 7 років тому +1

      CezaMVO the first one is one of my fav games idek why but I can't even play the second one I think it's awful😂

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 років тому

      Amir Mukim remember when people realized the game was good after bashing it for a year?

  • @TheChocolateEagle
    @TheChocolateEagle 9 років тому +41

    As a chicago resident, can I just comment on how accurate lakeshore drive is in this game?

  • @sowhat249
    @sowhat249 8 років тому +124

    Do Watch Dogs 2 now... Please.. Clueless gamer is the most forgotten part of Conan's show...

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 5 років тому +2

      You are sorely mistaken, Живко Шмифко ЯнкуЗалупоЗадротПивко.
      Clueless Gamer is Connan's most popular segment on UA-cams.

  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 років тому +19

    "You got a bunch of chemicals!" *highfive*

  • @tobiasschieber5625
    @tobiasschieber5625 4 роки тому +17

    “I eliminated the middleman” has me dead

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 4 роки тому +11

    Conan accidentally killing the woman on the boat is one of the funniest things ever. His reaction is golden

  • @ABabineni
    @ABabineni 8 років тому +22

    this series is full of awkward handshakes and high-fives :D

  • @Cubsfan122112
    @Cubsfan122112 8 років тому +84

    i enjoyed Watch Dogs. I love the setting of Chicago. it's pretty spot on, and i live near Chicago. it's like a combination of GTA V and Assassin's Creed. but with Hacking to be used instead of stealth and action. there's a ton of side missions. the plot is a typical revenge plot, so it's not great, but could be worse. i'm looking forward to WD 2 this holiday.

    • @Jack-ih8sx
      @Jack-ih8sx 8 років тому +3

      Gta is better tho...

    • @aboxintheblack9530
      @aboxintheblack9530 8 років тому +6

      +staffio the great So?

    • @Jack-ih8sx
      @Jack-ih8sx 8 років тому +2

      James Letke So it's better, that's it!

    • @Akhibrass
      @Akhibrass 8 років тому +2

      Different sort of gameplay. And GTA is the gold standard for open world games(Well, right behind The Witcher) Not all games can reach that level. Its still fun.

    • @jeffd2931
      @jeffd2931 8 років тому

      how much they pay ya to say that? that was a review on rails, awe-full lotta numbers after cubs fan you work for them

  • @OmegaKingHyperionPX9
    @OmegaKingHyperionPX9 10 років тому +57

    the graphics looks the same, my god, its so sad that now days people so obsessed with graphics so badly, it won't really help all that much if a video game don't have no good gameplay, and everybody knows gameplay is more important than graphics.

    • @galatasarayfan67
      @galatasarayfan67 10 років тому +3

      If you don't care about graphics at all, go and play San Andreas, it was a great game... back in 2004. Now I would rather play GTA IV or GTA V... and San Andreas arguably had better gameplay than GTA IV.
      The PS4 and Xbox One are suppose to have a 6-8 year life cycle, we're not even a year into their release and they are already greatly lagging behind.
      I like graphic fidelity, it immerses you more into the game, nothing wrong with that.

    • @SelfImmolatorANP
      @SelfImmolatorANP 10 років тому +2

      Yeh well the gameplay looks like shit. The only thing that ever looked good about this game was the graphics on the original previews.

    • @OmegaKingHyperionPX9
      @OmegaKingHyperionPX9 10 років тому +1

      ***** already play them, however i didin care for GTA IV at all, only GTA V and San Andreas are my favorites.

    • @Stevethyawesome
      @Stevethyawesome 10 років тому +9

      I think people should worry less about the graphics and should start learning how to catch bumble bee's. check out my channel, I uploaded a video on how to catch bumble bee's.

    • @flyingplantwhale545
      @flyingplantwhale545 10 років тому +2

      People want to justify paying half a grand on their new machines. When the game looks and plays like "last-gen", their investment doesn't make much sense anymore. It's just consumer entertainment, no need to get too upset over these things. there's a lot more important ones going on around. (that much is clear).
      But these developers want us to buy their product, after showing fake footage in E3. And after seeing what they really have to sell, I'd say 'keep your game fellas'. ;)

  • @Overton_Windows
    @Overton_Windows 10 років тому +10

    I'd like to see videos of Conan responding to the youtube comments for all his Clueless Gamer Reviews... He would tear this forum to shreds and do it HILARIOUSLY. All the material he needs is right here. Maybe something like "Conan Trolls the Net"! Seriously, this page and the comments ruined any joy this would have brought me. No wonder so many people I come across hate gamers... I play and I'm starting to hate them. Along with anyone who uses the term "fanboy" virtually any chance they see an opportunity to slip it in to a sentence... I can already hear the "you're old" amongst the plethora of other brilliant, quick and witty comments coming my way....

  • @UndedDisfunction
    @UndedDisfunction 2 роки тому +16

    He actually made this one look pretty fun

  • @ArcturusMinsk
    @ArcturusMinsk 10 років тому +2069

    I'd rather watch dogs than play this game.

    • @ElJayz
      @ElJayz 10 років тому +14

      what?

    • @QPoily
      @QPoily 10 років тому +265

      Lee Uchiha He would rather watch dogs than play the game.

    • @mrghantauke
      @mrghantauke 10 років тому +80

      The "then" instead of "than" fucked up the joke.

    • @mjordan072
      @mjordan072 10 років тому +93

      mrghantauke No it didn't

    • @MadSpaceCow
      @MadSpaceCow 10 років тому +114

      mrghantauke
      Your education fucked up the joke... he used the right word.

  • @JapanStep
    @JapanStep 10 років тому +324

    Honestly thought it would look better... but let us hope the gameplay is there atleast.

    • @MrTRIPent
      @MrTRIPent 10 років тому +1

      EclipseKnight95 can you give me some insight into PC gaming...Ive been interested but never really knew much about it...Can I get a decent set up for 5 or 600 dollars...is it just as fast?

    • @muckymucks
      @muckymucks 10 років тому +12

      It'll look better on PC.

    • @Mega0003000
      @Mega0003000 10 років тому +9

      gimpinmypants Watch dogs in game footage PC Ultra settings 1080p
      NOPE! Looks the SAME as consoles

    • @BenExell
      @BenExell 10 років тому +10

      ***** If you think that looks the same as consoles your blind. The texture resolution alone is much lower. Plus the console versions are running sub 1080p and 30fps. Im not saying it looks amazing, because it doesn't. But its defiantly a big leap from the console version. I just wish the consoles would stop holding pc back, watchdogs looked amazing at e3.

    • @Mega0003000
      @Mega0003000 10 років тому +9

      BenExell Okay Ben, it's clear that you're a PC fanboy, due to your Crysis Avatar. Crysis is generic & sucks ass

  • @ritviksaxena1418
    @ritviksaxena1418 3 роки тому +9

    Conan : where's the package ?
    Aaron : its upstairs
    **takes car upstairs**

  • @Spartan043
    @Spartan043 10 років тому +4

    5:05 I completely lost it.
    Conan for President.

  • @FatAsianOfficial
    @FatAsianOfficial 10 років тому +18

    Love these!

  • @reignawilliams
    @reignawilliams 3 роки тому +8

    "We just stumbled across Sylvia Plath in this boat"
    lmaoo

  • @ManofLowMoralFiber
    @ManofLowMoralFiber 10 років тому +634

    The PS4 graphics look so bad.

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 10 років тому +79

      Yeah you're right, I don't think they really made the graphics better on the next gen consoles for this game. Wtf

    • @Harrypotter4456
      @Harrypotter4456 10 років тому +55

      The problem is pre release delay the graphics of the game looked so sick. But after the delay I think they downgraded on the graphics for all consoles.

    • @DrBuffaloBalls
      @DrBuffaloBalls 10 років тому +24

      Blahsheep This console gen was heavily underpowered already at release, unfortunately. PS3 was at its time of release stronger than any single GPU computer. Now, you can get a processor with more powerful built in graphics than the PS4. So dissapointing.

    • @blackbadmac
      @blackbadmac 10 років тому +26

      Ali Asif They aren't trolls because these graphics don't actually look that good, especially for a next gen system. All the game has is pretty lighting but everything else is very minimal. My PC is several years old and i'm very confident in saying that my PC can run this game better than the PS4 and also look better at the same time.

    • @VideosbySteve
      @VideosbySteve 10 років тому +39

      Its a victim of cross-gen release.

  • @poordegenerate
    @poordegenerate 4 роки тому +11

    Conan: sees the US flag at 3:55
    Conan: starts shooting everywhere.

  • @dranzerjetli5126
    @dranzerjetli5126 6 років тому +7

    "Sometimes the best way to stop a crime is to start a new crime" classic lol

  • @nashb9691
    @nashb9691 10 років тому +102

    I am happy that I didn't grow up in this gaming generation when did graphics become a top priority than gameplay.

    • @Scorpy6751
      @Scorpy6751 10 років тому

      ***** You should play Hotline Miami.

    • @Will.P.Wareing
      @Will.P.Wareing 10 років тому +2

      Graphics used to be the only priority. That's how Quake became so popular. Sadly, entertainment isn't changing in the way it should. It's regressing. It's the same reason why the Backstreet Boys are on tour again. This next generation is just helpless.

    • @MagicMan1gaming
      @MagicMan1gaming 10 років тому +8

      When you were growing up video games weren't created yet, Mr. Marston.

    • @enzooliveros1256
      @enzooliveros1256 10 років тому +1

      Well there's way more games now there fun ones good looking one etc there more variety and people seem to like these ones

    • @xJorDaanXVincent
      @xJorDaanXVincent 10 років тому

      He's alive!

  • @rileyb1267
    @rileyb1267 4 роки тому +8

    3:28 is *golden*

  • @mineraftguy123
    @mineraftguy123 10 років тому +39

    Watch Dogs isn't near future, believe it or not, it's actually alternate history, it takes place in 2013. I'm not kidding, because if you look at Lena's grave, it says she died in 2012, and she died because of the merlaut heist gone wrong, so they sent a hit man after him not long after, and after the opening cutscene, it said "11 Months later" Therefore making the year 2013, and the release date 2014. Alternate history.

    • @TheKuradikurat
      @TheKuradikurat 10 років тому

      It was supposed to release in 2013 kek

    • @mineraftguy123
      @mineraftguy123 10 років тому

      TheKuradikurat I know, but even if it was, it still wouldn't be near future, but what with it being released in 2014, the fact that it's in the past makes it alternate history which is pretty amusing.

    • @dalewert7158
      @dalewert7158 10 років тому

      This can be a alternative universe due to a scientific theory that every choice makes a new universe and time can be changed in alternative universes

    • @willier47
      @willier47 10 років тому +1

      ***** That is so cool!!!
      The video game version of the PIXAR Theory. Lmao all Ubisoft games are connected in some way.
      Yo what if Rayman was a cartoon show/ video game equivalent to Mickey mouse and Mario??
      Far cry happens way off in foreign countries.

  • @CoinOpTV
    @CoinOpTV 10 років тому +39

    fun stuff Conan! Do MarioKart next!

  • @efoster1998
    @efoster1998 4 роки тому +18

    3:29 me playing Red Dead 2 trying to be a nice guy and accidentally pulls out my gun.

  • @7ninjasam
    @7ninjasam 9 років тому +1

    Yesssssssss!!! Please keep doing Clueless Gamer bits. They're hilarious!
    I really appreciate Aaron also, he's so nice.

  • @user-zf3fc9tn5k
    @user-zf3fc9tn5k 10 років тому +190

    I'm not one who complains about graphics but GOD that game looks like it came out in 2006! Great video though.

    • @user-zf3fc9tn5k
      @user-zf3fc9tn5k 10 років тому +2

      Oh really?

    • @rickvance4008
      @rickvance4008 10 років тому +39

      Because it's being played on a potato, aka PS4. I play it on my PC at 2560 x 1440 with graphics at ultra setting and it's frikkin gorgeous.

    • @CrazyDrgonRider
      @CrazyDrgonRider 10 років тому +7

      The game does look amazing when it is night time and when it rains, but the dumbed down the graphics so that the next gen consoles will look the same on PC, but PC modders found files the make the game look BEAUTIFUL like in the E3 2012 demo. The files they found were actually even called "E3 Graphics" it is a shame they dumbed down the graphics so they can act like next gen is the same power as a pc

    • @runawaysuzie
      @runawaysuzie 10 років тому +70

      Rick Vance
      Is there such a thing as a PC gamer who isn't a douche?

    • @chris-cu2vi
      @chris-cu2vi 10 років тому +13

      Rick Vance Lol its still ugly on PC compared to what they were showing off

  • @godfatherfatal5962
    @godfatherfatal5962 8 років тому +22

    Conan enjoys doing this much more than he lets on lol

  • @ishmael8291
    @ishmael8291 2 місяці тому +1

    Wish they would bring this back Conans comments to video games are hilarious

  • @CrashingWings
    @CrashingWings 5 років тому +3

    2:09 High-fives after getting a bag of Chemicals lol

  • @MrChilliJalapeno
    @MrChilliJalapeno 10 років тому +36

    Okay so the review embargo is removed on the 27th but Ubisoft still lets big companyes review this game. Wow nice selling out Ubi.

    • @MrFreakierTruth
      @MrFreakierTruth 10 років тому +41

      Nice selling out to a corporation that exists to make money. lmfao

    • @MrChilliJalapeno
      @MrChilliJalapeno 10 років тому

      Well lets not forget about all the other youtuber reviewers who do reviewing PROFFESIONALY for money. And they have to wait for tomorrow.

    • @SeriousDragonify
      @SeriousDragonify 10 років тому +7

      MrChilliJalapeno Money is important in life because without money cannot eat. Unless you are hunter.

    • @zcrawford81
      @zcrawford81 10 років тому

      MrChilliJalapeno Smoove has been playing this for 2 days. Your argument is invalid.

    • @MrEaking
      @MrEaking 10 років тому +1

      SeriousDragonify what about farmers and gatherers?

  • @Rishabsmusic
    @Rishabsmusic 7 років тому

    1:50 THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  • @withgreatpower6169
    @withgreatpower6169 10 років тому +6

    I just saw PS4 footage for this game firsthand and it looks fantastic. This video does the game no justice. The resolution of the video doesn't support game's resolution well on here.

  • @darkevilazn
    @darkevilazn 9 років тому +82

    If A-A-Ron can get fit in one year, so can you! So you all should try as well.

    • @playingforbritain
      @playingforbritain 9 років тому +16

      darkevilazn Don't be so insubordinate and churlish!

    • @Sethpelepchuk
      @Sethpelepchuk 9 років тому +2

      +playingforbritain this comment needs more attention

    • @playingforbritain
      @playingforbritain 9 років тому +1

      Seth pelepchuk Why thank you

    • @CamTheKid
      @CamTheKid 9 років тому

      +playingforbritain how is he insubordinate

    • @playingforbritain
      @playingforbritain 9 років тому +3

      Cameron Olson It's a Key and Peele reference

  • @markbutler8914
    @markbutler8914 10 років тому +1

    This is so much more fun to watch than any other gaming youtuber. It actually makes me laugh

  • @NoctemAeternusMusic
    @NoctemAeternusMusic 5 років тому +23

    I love how Aaron aged like 10 years over the course of Clueless Gamer just from having to deal with Conan’s buffoonery 😂😂

  • @lancemacdonald3871
    @lancemacdonald3871 8 років тому +51

    I want to see Conan playing Saints Row the Third ....

  • @jacobb978
    @jacobb978 9 років тому

    "I did not mean to shoot her" at 3:34 reminded me of Tommy Wiseau in The Room!

  • @Failbot123
    @Failbot123 10 років тому +25

    "It takes advantage of all the sweet sweet power of the ps4" *game runs at 900p 30fps*
    PC mustard race etc.

    • @brscic
      @brscic 10 років тому +1

      I think it will be patched up to 1080 p ,..like other ubi games,.. PC mustard race my ass,.. I am actually quite nervous how high and stable I can run this on my gaming rig
      ,.. Apparently it is really CPU bottle-necked on PC

    • @Failbot123
      @Failbot123 10 років тому +1

      brscic Still 30 fps doe. If watchdogs can actually use up to 8 cores as they are saying, it is pretty good for the AMD guys. CPU bottle-neck shouldn't be a problem at 8 cores, unless you are running a old i5/i7/4core phenom. Then you might be out of luck.

    • @guitarb3ast7x
      @guitarb3ast7x 10 років тому +1

      ***** Well it's not just the utilization of the 8 cores. Intel's i5 has four cores but they are much better at threading than amd's 8. I have an FX-8150, and I'm looking for an upgrade sooner or later. As much as I like amd being a cheaper alternative, I think intel is much better.

    • @Failbot123
      @Failbot123 10 років тому

      guitarb3ast7x The 8150 is pretty damn bad doe. I feel bad for people like you who bought that piece of trash. 8350 is a amazing processor and it makes me sad AMD won't be making more, newer CPUs like it.
      But yeah, intel has better single thread prformance so in most games intel will get better performance.

    • @guitarb3ast7x
      @guitarb3ast7x 10 років тому

      Failbot I bought a pre-built desktop with an 8150 2 years ago. the total price was the cheapest for what I thought were the best components. Since then I have re-built my computer on my own. ..I still have that processor though. I don't think it's trash, but it definitely isn't the greatest.

  • @augustintiberiu6330
    @augustintiberiu6330 10 років тому +44

    Conan has a good point,the games before were fun,like he said slaying dragons and other fantasy things,now we are doing i the game what we already doing in real life,where is the fun in that?

    • @MagicAccent
      @MagicAccent 10 років тому

      Dragon's Dogma. Go go !

    • @augustintiberiu6330
      @augustintiberiu6330 10 років тому

      MagicAccent have it

    • @augustintiberiu6330
      @augustintiberiu6330 10 років тому +4

      Mudux idiot

    • @Mudux
      @Mudux 10 років тому +18

      Augustin Tiberiu hey, hey, nice argument there, mate

    • @noble300000
      @noble300000 10 років тому +13

      Augustin Tiberiu How is he being an idiot? He brings up a valid point. Do you run around shooting people and hacking everyday?

  • @jamesfandango9466
    @jamesfandango9466 6 місяців тому +2

    That was so sweet that they brought in Chris!

  • @iivirulentii
    @iivirulentii 8 років тому +12

    "the best way to solve a crime is to start a new crime' hahaha

  • @Dr.Phoenix
    @Dr.Phoenix 3 роки тому +4

    2:23 That's what she said 😂😂

  • @HenryWayat
    @HenryWayat 7 років тому +1

    Aaron is a great gamer friend to play with, wish I had one like him, he is so much fun, look at him giving hi five.

  • @MrY3110w
    @MrY3110w 10 років тому +8

    he's playing it like GTA

  • @angepoblete9435
    @angepoblete9435 9 років тому +1

    Man, I love Conan! Watching his old videos and laughing is great! Also big ups to Aaron and Kramer for losing weight too!

  • @Blahsheep
    @Blahsheep 10 років тому +28

    Are you kidding me? Conan gets to play Watch Dogs early. Wtf

    • @NOCAPPODCAST
      @NOCAPPODCAST 10 років тому +24

      promo

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 10 років тому +1

      SickHumorTv I know that.

    • @NOCAPPODCAST
      @NOCAPPODCAST 10 років тому +5

      "Are you kidding me? Conan gets to play Watch Dogs early. Wtf" So........ you are just asking the question for no reason?

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 10 років тому +2

      SickHumorTv No... it pisses me off because I've waited for years and even him, who doesn't give a crap about it, gets to play it early.

    • @NOCAPPODCAST
      @NOCAPPODCAST 10 років тому

      ahhhhh understood

  • @TheDealMaster
    @TheDealMaster 9 років тому +5

    His driving skills absolutely crack me up. I have cried over this video, the Grand Theft Auto 5 one, and Need for Speed 2. I literally was dying.

    • @Goooodawgs561
      @Goooodawgs561 9 років тому +1

      I'm glad you recovered from your death scare.

  • @coloneldookie7222
    @coloneldookie7222 10 років тому

    I came here for the comedy. In no way, shape, or form would I EVER expect Conan to be able to properly "review" a game.
    His ineptitude was amazing, and I'm shocked that I haven't come across or seen any of these before. Definitely hooked.

  • @fighting.sickness
    @fighting.sickness 5 років тому +9

    "You look like a swiss clock maker."

  • @ThatGiy
    @ThatGiy 10 років тому +79

    In case y'all haven't noticed, not EVERYONE on the god damn planet has the time, money, knowledge, or patience to build a gaming computer. It's not "basic logic". If that were the case than my 90 year old grandma could build me a gaming PC right now.
    It's sad to see the gaming community turn into such a clusterfuck of spoiled, self-centered losers with entitlement complexes.
    Maybe it's just me, but I'd take having friends and a social life over building something that I really don't need when it would take me 5 minutes just to hook up my Xbox.

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 10 років тому +3

      ***** I'd rather play in the comfort of my bed or couch then on a chair. Sure PC has better graphics but ive never cared about graphics

    • @Happycorp5
      @Happycorp5 10 років тому +4

      I can agree. I have always loved playstation ever since I was little and have always used one. This Christmas though my bro made me a custom Gaming laptop and I have kinda started to drift away from console. All the sweet steam deals, huge open world games, mods that extend playability and the updatable hardware make it a great investment.

    • @MikeLoveThyself
      @MikeLoveThyself 10 років тому

      ***** yo eric can i ask what kind if pc and extra stuff ur saving up to build, im interested in getting or building a gaming pc too.

    • @ChrisHunterR
      @ChrisHunterR 10 років тому

      ***** You can play a pc anywhere, you just hook it up to a tv and use a controller.

    • @ChrisHunterR
      @ChrisHunterR 10 років тому

      These days it is almost literally tab A slot B. you can have a gaming system for around $600 and you can build upon it year after year until it is a super awesome PC

  • @willemsaltzpyre7792
    @willemsaltzpyre7792 6 років тому +1

    Conan makes me so happy. He is amazing and hilarious

  • @Shaznit
    @Shaznit 10 років тому +329

    *Watches video. Sees the comments are full of geeks bashing geeks. Facepalms. Moves to next video after making this comment.*

    • @datechnod00d
      @datechnod00d 10 років тому +14

      Yet you're profile has a picture of Kirby on it

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 10 років тому +15

      Never said I wasn't a geek, it's just stupid for them to bash each other. I guess that's society no matter what the similarities though.

    • @datechnod00d
      @datechnod00d 10 років тому +3

      ***** True. We should try to bash the Mobile Industry, they are killing handhelds as we speak, then they will kill consoles as well.

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 10 років тому +1

      BLASPHEMY!

    • @datechnod00d
      @datechnod00d 10 років тому

      ***** Why?

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 9 років тому +57

    the other guy looks like Lester from GTA

    • @Ivanleon16
      @Ivanleon16 9 років тому +6

      He sure does and kinda talks like him too

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 7 років тому

      RyanGiggsOBE how?....

  • @daniellem5519
    @daniellem5519 9 років тому

    Conan needs to do more clueless gamer reviews. I LOVE THEM!!!

  • @Brainbuster
    @Brainbuster 10 років тому +7

    Confucius say, "The best way to stop a crime is to commit a new crime."

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 9 років тому +3

    0:42 pretty much my response to every PC gamer.

  • @elwinbu5926
    @elwinbu5926 5 років тому +1

    3:50 that is some nxt level drift to hell🤣

  • @FreddyGaming
    @FreddyGaming 10 років тому +270

    Watch dogs: GTA5: ubisoft shitty edition

    • @Dellerss
      @Dellerss 10 років тому +293

      It looks exactly nothing like GTA except for being able to drive cars in a city.

    • @khw0ng_
      @khw0ng_ 10 років тому +12

      Dellerss yeah

    • @owenb7911
      @owenb7911 10 років тому +41

      tbh, Assassins Creed is more to be compared than GTA

    • @Dellerss
      @Dellerss 10 років тому +9

      Bruce Owens And Splinter Cell. There are a whole bunch of games that reminds me more of Watch Dogs than GTA.

    • @Stevethyawesome
      @Stevethyawesome 10 років тому +6

      I think that you smell like fart.

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 років тому +4

    "There's another crime"
    "Where?"
    WHEREVER CONAN IS

  • @zangmaster
    @zangmaster 2 роки тому +1

    CONAN! Bring clueless gamer back man! Everyone wants it!

  • @Dodger546
    @Dodger546 10 років тому +99

    The sweet sweet power of 720p.
    *watches for PS fanboys unable to control themselves and make themselves look like morons*

    • @RonanNotRyan
      @RonanNotRyan 10 років тому

      Actually, it's 900p. Not sure if that's correct though

    • @Dodger546
      @Dodger546 10 років тому +4

      Both consoles run the game at 720p. PC ups it at 1080p.

    • @Glohan999
      @Glohan999 10 років тому +12

      Ps4 is at 1080p stupid asses

    • @Dodger546
      @Dodger546 10 років тому

      Johan Gell the stupid ass is you. We are talking about Watch Dogs. All games from here on on both consoles are 1080p 60fps.

    • @killerkat1615
      @killerkat1615 10 років тому +1

      Dodger546 my pc runs it at 2560x1600 at 60 fps

  • @0ldCat
    @0ldCat 5 років тому +9

    0:17 Is Aaron's seat a toilet bowl? 😂

  • @qweasdzxcname
    @qweasdzxcname 6 років тому +1

    3:45 seems like conan really enjoy this game.

  • @Sparklymagical
    @Sparklymagical 10 років тому +10

    I don't get it. So many people say that gamer youtubers are boring but the Audience of Adults enjoys this XD

    • @SkullyScream
      @SkullyScream 10 років тому +10

      I mean its conan, conan is pretty funny

    • @Sparklymagical
      @Sparklymagical 10 років тому +2

      ***** Yeah but I prefer my 40 youtubers I watch :P

  • @Ramon_92
    @Ramon_92 8 років тому +5

    I lost it al the handshake xD

  • @mathewsquare339
    @mathewsquare339 4 роки тому

    bring this backkkkkkkkk
    need more reviews
    nowwwwww

  • @williamraven7376
    @williamraven7376 Рік тому +4

    Conan needs to make more clueless gamers

  • @kingboo37
    @kingboo37 10 років тому +115

    GTA 5 > Watch Dogs. GTA is way better, it even has a sense of humor besides just shooting.

    • @kolaghankhan7042
      @kolaghankhan7042 10 років тому +5

      .

    •  10 років тому +19

      Shadow-Gamer DaCreeperOfUA-cam It's not as if you are a fruit fly and you have only enough time to play one of them. Just play both. Both are great.

    • @winwillkim
      @winwillkim 10 років тому +4

      meh meh meh meh meh > hyped meh
      sound legit

    • @kolaghankhan7042
      @kolaghankhan7042 10 років тому

      .

    • @Airjet2582
      @Airjet2582 10 років тому

      At least Watch Dogs doesn't have fully exposed crazy naked old men.