FAR CRY 5 (Honest Game Trailers)

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  • @fandomgames
    @fandomgames  5 років тому +192

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    • @harold37443
      @harold37443 4 роки тому +1

      Should have called the marshal Tuco Salamanca

  • @metalwingsYT
    @metalwingsYT 5 років тому +1918

    "From the company that had you climb more towers than a telephone repairman"... Starting off strong

    • @mamoullian_2040
      @mamoullian_2040 4 роки тому +8

      Luis Daniel Velez Rosario Good thing there wasnt the towers in far cry 5

    • @plaguedoktor3563
      @plaguedoktor3563 4 роки тому +37

      we work in the dark to serve the light...we are electricians

    • @MrPhlorky
      @MrPhlorky 4 роки тому +9

      They were pretty self aware in this game about that there was actually a comment by one of the npcs saying hr wouldn't get you to do this

    • @Ihfarmer1066
      @Ihfarmer1066 4 роки тому

      Right on ✌🏻

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 роки тому

      @@plaguedoktor3563 totally underrated comment....... BTW I'm copying your comment in hopes that someone will like your comment to 500 or above

  • @drasleona247
    @drasleona247 5 років тому +1714

    "A plot line that unravels entirely if anyone has cell phone service" lmao

    • @vincegonzalez2171
      @vincegonzalez2171 4 роки тому +72

      That's why there's no towers.

    • @herpetologylover4939
      @herpetologylover4939 4 роки тому +72

      I live in a small Montana town and trust me, there is absolutely no cell service.

    • @sepehrmirshahi2246
      @sepehrmirshahi2246 4 роки тому +7

      @@herpetologylover4939 really?!!!!

    • @herpetologylover4939
      @herpetologylover4939 4 роки тому +34

      @@sepehrmirshahi2246 yep. Cell phone only work in 2 places in the entire valley of 1000+ acres. The bar, and the fairgrounds. And even then only a few people can be on it at a time. Everyone owns a landline though.

    • @sepehrmirshahi2246
      @sepehrmirshahi2246 4 роки тому +9

      WOW😨! And I thought Iran is a technology wasteland.

  • @beckcarter4401
    @beckcarter4401 6 років тому +1062

    “Right to arm bears”
    I swear no matter how hard i prepare, this channel gets me everytime

    • @AngelGonzalez-wn8ws
      @AngelGonzalez-wn8ws 5 років тому +22

      Theres a mission in the game called that, it's where u rescue the diabetic grizzly

    • @jackrobinson3833
      @jackrobinson3833 4 роки тому +2

      Unoriginal joke

  • @JellyFinch
    @JellyFinch 4 роки тому +801

    Me: This is a fun side mission!
    FC5: Bad guys are coming to kidnap you.
    Me: But I'm...
    FC5: Nope.
    Me: Can you just wait...
    FC5: *tranq arrow
    Me: WTF, I'm in a plane. How does that make any...
    FC5: Nighty night.

    • @declan_M
      @declan_M 4 роки тому +16

      Pretty accurate 😂

    • @chrishenning8829
      @chrishenning8829 4 роки тому +59

      I was so pissed off when i woke up in Jacob's obstacle course house...again...and again...and again. 🤣

    • @motazg6239
      @motazg6239 4 роки тому +12

      That's one legit reason to use Alt F4.

    • @bighouse581
      @bighouse581 4 роки тому +20

      Not going to lie I would fight back for as long as I could and avoid getting hit for a little while. Avoiding all bullets in far cry is kind of tough though...

    • @nitindasiah991
      @nitindasiah991 4 роки тому +44

      Once I got lucky and was near a plane when they started trying to shoot me with tranquilizers. Flew to the opposite side of the map to another county and landed in an isolated spot in the forest. I get out and get shot with a tranquilizer bullet.

  • @akshaykumar_r
    @akshaykumar_r 6 років тому +1218

    The best thing about the game? The diabetic Grizzly Bear named Cheeseburger.

    • @ledichang9708
      @ledichang9708 6 років тому +9

      Nah Sharky Hurk bundle beats Cheeseburger any time.

    • @EdwinTyler
      @EdwinTyler 6 років тому +21

      He has diabetus

    • @akshaykumar_r
      @akshaykumar_r 6 років тому +4

      **Praise Yeetus**

    • @adkow4602
      @adkow4602 6 років тому +4

      MURICA

    • @johnny5805
      @johnny5805 5 років тому +5

      That never fails to make me laugh - the diabetic grizzly bear :-)

  • @Matthew_Percival
    @Matthew_Percival 5 років тому +367

    The part that really got me, "some sort of drug wizard."

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 4 роки тому +17

      Best description of Faith

    • @PantherActual
      @PantherActual 4 роки тому +11

      Her mission arc was weird AF.

  • @PommeDeTerre8
    @PommeDeTerre8 6 років тому +533

    You missed the best bit: Spearing people with shovels.

    • @LiverAndOnions69
      @LiverAndOnions69 5 років тому +17

      Happy face shovels

    • @BeeMusic2024
      @BeeMusic2024 5 років тому +1

      You can do that? 😈

    • @cheyennewilson6364
      @cheyennewilson6364 5 років тому +3

      Yesssss I once speared one dude to a moving truck lol

    • @mamoullian_2040
      @mamoullian_2040 4 роки тому +6

      The shovel is really the insanest weapon of the game

    • @crunchylettuce5446
      @crunchylettuce5446 4 роки тому +1

      If there was a tribute for making more shovels, I would donate a lot to it

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 6 років тому +2319

    Car Fry 5

    • @adidevvinaik
      @adidevvinaik 6 років тому +6

      Awesome as usual! But I'm surprised you didn't have anything to say about those endings

    • @SuperWolfman9
      @SuperWolfman9 6 років тому +4

      insert FRY meme here
      Don't know if making Everything in America is deep fried joke or just flipping C and F

    • @unlessisaybandchannel5113
      @unlessisaybandchannel5113 6 років тому +1

      Next one say ur mom gay

    • @feerd.inandgenzz392
      @feerd.inandgenzz392 6 років тому +6

      you stole that from dunkey

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 6 років тому +3

      EpicVoiceGuy DUNKEY BB

  • @mihirtalati9960
    @mihirtalati9960 5 років тому +458

    I got kidnapped while flying a plane, I was in the cockpit and I just magically dozed off, flying straight towards the ground (I was flying just above the treetops), and the cult somehow managed to get me in the 5 seconds before I smashed into their trucks

    • @wowholadaw429
      @wowholadaw429 5 років тому +65

      Thats the most American thing EVER

    • @C10-l1m
      @C10-l1m 5 років тому +15

      When i was about to get kidnappend for the 3rd time or so i wanted to test something, i was hideing in a barn, went to Lunch and came back about half an hour later. If pressed W one fckin time and immediatly got captured...

    • @Coco_724
      @Coco_724 5 років тому +19

      They came on an ATV and I blew them up. Then an arrow came out of the ball of fire and hit my leg.

    • @merikano2985
      @merikano2985 5 років тому +1

      Helicopter for me - Little Bird chopper for the win!

    • @GandWizard
      @GandWizard 5 років тому +8

      @@Coco_724 I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • @DarthIke77
    @DarthIke77 6 років тому +89

    Say, "I came here to kick ass and climb towers, and I'm all out of towers."

    • @juniorzoramac
      @juniorzoramac 5 років тому +2

      Dude, thats gewd shtuff right thurr

  • @alexs1972
    @alexs1972 4 роки тому +157

    "Racially diverse extremist militias" LOLOL

  • @lukewatson3071
    @lukewatson3071 5 років тому +76

    "A plot line that unravels entirely if anyone has cell phone service" XD

    • @half-kratos21
      @half-kratos21 4 роки тому +4

      in Montana there is no cell phone service

  • @Megatronwasright
    @Megatronwasright 5 років тому +143

    “Quiet but with clothes” that had me rolling.

  • @louise6093
    @louise6093 4 роки тому +51

    Far Cry 5 makes me feel like a proud American despite being a Filipino.

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 6 років тому +19

    This game is the ultimate "don't think about the plot just have fun cause we finally wanted to place a game like this in the U.S."

  • @Dissociation_Association
    @Dissociation_Association 6 років тому +243

    Say: "How can you kill that which has no life."

    • @gojira4life
      @gojira4life 6 років тому +11

      "Give it life, then kill it."

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 років тому

      Too many likes, you lost your chance m8
      Try something less edgy and isn´t a South Park reference

    • @Danosauruscrecks
      @Danosauruscrecks 6 років тому +4

      The sword of a thousand truths

    • @gamingmoments1584
      @gamingmoments1584 6 років тому +1

      Charlie Cairone I loved that South Park episode 😂

  • @dimstar1265
    @dimstar1265 6 років тому +854

    We need a far cry set in north korea

    • @TwoFistsOneHalleluja
      @TwoFistsOneHalleluja 6 років тому +118

      Actually that would be great. Like, play as a tourist in NK who gets in trouble with the regime and accidentely kickstarts a revolution. Choosing a setting would be tough tho. NK is very centralized so the game would have to be in pyongyang, where there is no jungles, trees or whatever.

    • @dimstar1265
      @dimstar1265 6 років тому +17

      yeah, only thing is hopefully north korea doesnt go hack ubisoft like they did with sony and the interview ahahah

    • @mahapralaya999
      @mahapralaya999 6 років тому +58

      You mean a Far Cry set in Asia that deals with a totalitarian regime and it's dictator? Hmm it's almost as if Far Cry 4 did that with a fictive country and regime already. Why would they do something so similar again? Not to mention that Ubisoft would never do anything so flammable as to make a game where you get rid of Kim Jong.

    • @dimstar1265
      @dimstar1265 6 років тому +12

      Asia is a big place, and FC4 was very mountanous and whatnot, mabye the next step is a map with half of it being like a city scape like Pyongyang and the other half being wilderness, and make it kinda like wolfenstein where you have to undermine an entire regime instead of just one dude at the top. Mabye as complex as ghost recon wildlands in a sense that it could have heaps of bosses and sub bosses etc.

    • @mahapralaya999
      @mahapralaya999 6 років тому +7

      Will never happen. As i said the plot to overthrow a totalitarian government would be too close to FC4 to be appealing to most people and yea Ubisoft would never make a game where the plot is to go against a real regime, in a real country, in the real world, that's the whole point why FC4 had a fictional country and regime.

  • @sander7295
    @sander7295 4 роки тому +83

    Its like America, but with more guns.
    Awesome

  • @ryokkeno
    @ryokkeno 6 років тому +58

    The very best boy indeed. Dog-Friend is bullet proof, and makes sure you know when they coming.

    • @bradtorville5526
      @bradtorville5526 6 років тому +12

      Pity Boomer isn't vehicle proof. Every fucking car out there seems to hit and run the poor thing. He should be allowed to ride in your truck.

    • @PinkiTadinki
      @PinkiTadinki 5 років тому +3

      @@bradtorville5526 That would've been cool. Just chilling on the passenger seat or in the back. Same with Peaches or Cheeseburger. Imagine a giant grizzly bear at the back.

  • @vars280287
    @vars280287 6 років тому +342

    TESTICLE FESTIVAL

    • @shleemiesupreme1800
      @shleemiesupreme1800 6 років тому +20

      vars28 you mean Testy Festy

    • @Cankersoar
      @Cankersoar 6 років тому +11

      There used to be an anual testicle festival in Montana but they canceled it this year

    • @braidenmacgregor7608
      @braidenmacgregor7608 6 років тому +2

      i tried to kill a bull with fire in that mission but killed all the bulls and had to start over

    • @adityaagrawal6245
      @adityaagrawal6245 4 роки тому

      @@shleemiesupreme1800 hmmmmm, yes very tasty

  • @BridgetteTurco
    @BridgetteTurco 6 років тому +552

    IT'S REALLY REALLY GOOD THOUGH!! *Eagle soars past in dramatic passion*

    • @ez8hmc2003
      @ez8hmc2003 6 років тому +9

      It is really good, unit u get to the ending

  • @kennychong8887
    @kennychong8887 6 років тому +95

    Something is wrong with this trailer...
    WHERE IS THE SHOVEL

  • @mortarion9813
    @mortarion9813 6 років тому +239

    THE SHOVEL.
    It is the most OP weapon in the game tbh. No joke, seriously try it XD you'll insta kill enemies and manage to kill those heavily armoured cultists with like 1-3 throws.

  • @albertparish1729
    @albertparish1729 4 роки тому +253

    unpopular opinion: climbing towers was actually pretty fun

    • @riddlerecsful
      @riddlerecsful 4 роки тому +17

      no

    • @albertparish1729
      @albertparish1729 4 роки тому +1

      @@riddlerecsful oof;)

    • @tomgunn9011
      @tomgunn9011 4 роки тому +24

      As someone who has only played 3, 5 and New Dawn so far I can say I actually missed the tower climbing when i went from 3 to 5. Maybe most people are just fed up with them because they're seemingly in every Ubisoft game but I haven't played them and liked these little vertical platform levels that they are.

    • @albertparish1729
      @albertparish1729 4 роки тому +14

      @@tomgunn9011 id strongly recommend 4 btw. not as good as 3 but better than 5. i still haven't played new dawn yet. is it good? and how would you compare it to 3 and 5?

    • @tomgunn9011
      @tomgunn9011 4 роки тому +1

      @@albertparish1729 I have FC4, it's still sealed but I'll definitely play it soon, lookin' quite forward to it. I enjoyed New Dawn alot since it's basically a direct sequel to FC5. It has some RPG-elements which in my opinion clashes with the open world-gameplay like weapons classes (once you're at a certain level it doesn't matter anymore though) and you can only have one gun for hire with you so there will be no chatter. The map is also smaller this time but the world stays populated with enemies even after you've reached the end of the story so can keep on playing and upgrading weapons as long as you enjoy it. Definitely recommended if you've enjoyed past Far Cry games.

  • @ohnotmeagain4721
    @ohnotmeagain4721 6 років тому +305

    Wait isn't every house a bunker in America ? WHAT

    • @sheldondankleberg2719
      @sheldondankleberg2719 6 років тому +30

      Nah, half the house is a doomsday bunker. Half the house is actually a house. At least in the countryside. I don't know about them fancy city folk.

    • @vincentmarcellino7183
      @vincentmarcellino7183 6 років тому +7

      I live in an apartment. But I got 10 knives and a baseball bat under my bed. So if anyone breaks in, they get a rather serious case of death, lol

    • @mindfuckingblown5276
      @mindfuckingblown5276 6 років тому +2

      Well, with all the mass shootings it's necessary.

    • @markkiefer3243
      @markkiefer3243 6 років тому +17

      We city folk use subways as the actual city, everything above ground is just to make things look pretty for people coming in to visit.

    • @Silver-plated8
      @Silver-plated8 6 років тому

      yes and to the people saying no I can make one for you!

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 6 років тому +525

    "The right to arm bears" XD. Education Secretary DeVos will hate this

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 років тому +17

      Ben Wasserman She's too dumb to use the internet anyway.

    • @nickfoster848
      @nickfoster848 6 років тому +2

      Ben Wasserman Why would she hate it?

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 6 років тому

      Nick Foster Well she DID list it as a primary concern

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 6 років тому +9

      Aleksa Petrovic She said that schools need guns because of threat by grizzly bears.

    • @climber6420
      @climber6420 6 років тому +2

      were having a really bad debate on whether to ban assault rifles or keep them me i go for keep but this could actually cause a 2nd civil war so prepare for a sudden shift in power

  • @Sai-du7cg
    @Sai-du7cg 6 років тому +27

    This is the first farcry game I ever played. I thought it was really good. For me, it felt fresh and awesome.

  • @bigmanbongos7490
    @bigmanbongos7490 6 років тому +39

    Say: when life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price.

  • @TimmyTechTV
    @TimmyTechTV 6 років тому +111

    Say: "Cannot haz cheeseburger because he's got the diabetes."

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 4 роки тому +46

    I agree this game has the silliest, most supension of disbelief required story, Antagonists who just aren't scary because I know what happens when Far cry gets into a room with them and isn't strapped to a chair. That being said, it's the most fun installment. I enjoyed the crap out of it. If only I could get planes to stop harassing me when i'm trying to do things.

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 6 років тому +9

    I am surprised you didn't mention the one mission where you meet the movie director who roasts the Far Cry series as well as the complainers of Far Cry XD

  • @asiberiantiger188
    @asiberiantiger188 6 років тому +134

    0:58 exactly the reason i got it. I can be American without having modern US politics shoved down my throat.

    • @angrydoge4038
      @angrydoge4038 6 років тому +6

      Aaron Dixon read the burnt steak flavor text, or the hurk Sr monologue. Both funny jabs

    • @evita0118
      @evita0118 6 років тому +41

      Aaron Dixon all the games journalist were crying because the game didn't apeal to their political belif so.... yeah il buy it

    • @SrBananas
      @SrBananas 6 років тому +19

      Hell yeah man politics has crept into EVERYTHING even the fuckin' nfl. I'm trying to escape that bullshit with videogames. Plus fc5 was in a pre alpha state before trump even ran for pres. These people dont get how games work, farcry 5 was never going to be about that, it was always a cult story.

    • @asiberiantiger188
      @asiberiantiger188 6 років тому +1

      AnbuIce ^^

    • @Onthepissmylord
      @Onthepissmylord 6 років тому +10

      I don't want politics in games I play them to escape all the political crap everywhere else

  • @Will_of_D_ssert
    @Will_of_D_ssert 5 років тому +29

    THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS 😂😂😂😂

  • @YetiUprising
    @YetiUprising 6 років тому +296

    Need one for Subnautica

  • @Nisus_Wettus
    @Nisus_Wettus 6 років тому +128

    Rainbow six LORD TACHANKA DEMANDS IT

    • @Tomvslife
      @Tomvslife 6 років тому +1

      They never will because they're weak

    • @ibrahimahmad8198
      @ibrahimahmad8198 6 років тому +1

      The lord has spoken !!

    • @jacksongarrett467
      @jacksongarrett467 6 років тому

      Are you gonna break Screen Junkies' legs, PC Principal?

  • @MatteoSettenvini
    @MatteoSettenvini 6 років тому +1

    "Build up your hashtag-resistance": it's the small, masterful touches that make me laugh in these videos :-)

  • @LunyMilky
    @LunyMilky 6 років тому +513

    say: "Games are like. uh... a bad influence for young americans, and like.. we.. uh... will build a wall of books.. yeah.. to stop our children from play them, and the nintendo's and playstations of the world will pay for that wall of knowledge."

    • @LunyMilky
      @LunyMilky 6 років тому +5

      apparently x')

    • @greatrhino1
      @greatrhino1 6 років тому +19

      Ravendarke 777 Apparently you need a sense of humor and learn what a sarcastic joke is!

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll 6 років тому +1

      The writers act like this game was worse for not having anything to say about modern American politics. Truth is that's why it's good. We go to games to escape from the bullshit. Not have that sludge force-fed down our throats while we're trying to relax.

  • @nischalofchrist
    @nischalofchrist 6 років тому +256

    I am glad this game had nothing to do with US politics

    • @JD-zm5cu
      @JD-zm5cu 6 років тому +17

      NISCHAL TIWARI Hurk Sr. Has a campaign "Make hope county great again"

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll 6 років тому +8

      NISCHAL TIWARI
      Amen to that

    • @TheCrappyRobot
      @TheCrappyRobot 6 років тому +20

      Who new it would come down to Rebublicans to save the day...

    • @jossebrodeur6033
      @jossebrodeur6033 6 років тому +38

      Vegasweddings That ending is open ended though, we don't actually know if it's North Korea or not. Hell, we can't even say for sure that the nukes were even real.
      The Trump references were also all entirely jokes, so the game is still apolitical because it does make fun of both sides.

    • @jordansonofsimon3393
      @jordansonofsimon3393 6 років тому

      Sean How do you know this?

  • @actionvids35
    @actionvids35 6 років тому +67

    He got a point why would they put a customization options if your not gonna se your character

    • @MystikMonK-d1k
      @MystikMonK-d1k 6 років тому +10

      actionvids35 better question why is you're character mute

    • @VonTried
      @VonTried 6 років тому +1

      Because when you play with people you look Diff.

    • @actionvids35
      @actionvids35 6 років тому

      Marius Olsen sounds about right

    • @marcosescobar5348
      @marcosescobar5348 6 років тому

      I guess so you can see yourself on incredibly rare wanted posters

    • @drifterkidz1714
      @drifterkidz1714 6 років тому

      Marius Olsen Fxxx off then, I can't see my clothes in real life right, might as well streaking for real.
      Many people like I do loves customization. It shows the personality and makes me grind more about the game. Nowadays people said customization ruins the game because fxxxin millenials rather just buy keys/knifes with cc like CSGO than grinding renowns like R6S to get desired skins. Allah fxxxbar for this generation. He/she made a very unique changes to this world. Final fantasy, Dark Souls, Tales series had grinding and people want to finish it fast to feel pro about it. Including customization. People want to get legendary skins fast because they want it. Introducing microtransactions. Where millenials can just buy sxxx and complete things instantly. Just because customization had microtransactions doesn't mean it's bad. What kind of school we took? Looks so fxxxin bad. Customization stays and if you hate grinding then leave it. I know grinding could make games bad but it can give more progression and challenge to the game. It makes gamers stay more to the game and that's why game devs love to use it. For hardcore gamers back in the day they didn't mind grinding in RPGs because it really makes the game more thrilling & intense especially on low health and beating it gives the pro feeling to it. So if you hate the culture, GTFO nobody forces you to use customization or grind for it. Microtransactions there because gamers are becoming lazier and to get those kind of things fast except CSGO because you only got few common skins and rest are fxxxing lootboxed with keys needed and unpurchasable single weapons unlike R6S or unlockable like MW series. Truly money grabbing for customizations

  • @BlackSteelKeyChain
    @BlackSteelKeyChain 6 років тому +66

    "The right to arm bears" should be a constitutional right

    • @xlr8442
      @xlr8442 6 років тому +3

      It's not?

    • @BlackSteelKeyChain
      @BlackSteelKeyChain 6 років тому +5

      Random Weeb someone should tell PETA then

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 6 років тому +1

      BlackSteel KeyChain PETA will just try to poison the bears or something, it's time we called in ARM

  • @FriedrichBarb
    @FriedrichBarb 6 років тому +1

    Disapointed they didn't narrate it "And Cheeseburger, the cult hating Grizzly Bear with D I A Y A B E T E S."

  • @sloppykupa
    @sloppykupa 6 років тому +44

    Please Say "I'm not just a guy that has a epic voice, I'm also a guy who lives in my mothers basement"

    • @sloppykupa
      @sloppykupa 6 років тому

      oh Jeeze I didn't Think i would get 45 likes Thanks everyone. :)

  • @PinkiTadinki
    @PinkiTadinki 4 роки тому +7

    "Some sort of drug wizard." That one always gets me. xD

  • @Matthew_Percival
    @Matthew_Percival 5 років тому +1

    You should point out, how the character goes from being a rookie Sheriff to a professional soldier, conquering outposts swarmed with baddies single handedly.

    • @chuleta284
      @chuleta284 5 років тому

      Its far cry dude, thats its all about

    • @Matthew_Percival
      @Matthew_Percival 5 років тому

      @@chuleta284, what about far cry 4, the guy is a tourist, going to India to spread his mother's ashes, and the next thing you know, he's snap shooting every fool he sees (with a gun), spearing people with a shovel. I've played three far cry's and liked them all.

  • @-et37-
    @-et37- 6 років тому +17

    4:23 Holy shit a Civilization 5 quote, that has to be a first here

  • @radioactiveriver6718
    @radioactiveriver6718 6 років тому +24

    Please do a Honest Game Trailer for the Hyperdimension Neptunia series

  • @thripelgeargeekmythology5055
    @thripelgeargeekmythology5055 6 років тому +1

    Spot on bro keep on trucking I love this video thanks 🤣

  • @TheDuckClock
    @TheDuckClock 6 років тому +61

    I don't think Quiet is an accurate comparison for Grace since Grace talks ... alot

    • @khariennui
      @khariennui 6 років тому +10

      TheDuckClock Well Quiet literally hummed through every single mission so...

    • @Nova-sama420
      @Nova-sama420 6 років тому +12

      Quiet is very talkative, ask Peaquad

    • @AtaiMuratbekov
      @AtaiMuratbekov 6 років тому +2

      So, now all the snipers are Quiet? ahahah... strange logic. Cause beside the weapon i don't see any similarity)))

    • @jamiemellegard3527
      @jamiemellegard3527 6 років тому

      **I HOPE YOU DRIVE BETTER THAN YOU SHOOT!**

    • @GENERALSPARTAN27
      @GENERALSPARTAN27 6 років тому +4

      "It's a joke, working on my people skills."

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 6 років тому +44

    Drug wizard.
    That's it i found my profesion.

  • @vicmartone
    @vicmartone 4 роки тому +44

    "a parody of itself"... And you complained it was not a good representation of the current USA

  • @Snaccsy
    @Snaccsy 6 років тому +47

    In the name of Lord Tachanka please do Rainbow 6 Siege!

  • @alphadeathclaw1270
    @alphadeathclaw1270 6 років тому +145

    Far cry 5 is definitely one of my favourite games in a long time!!!

    • @splinte111
      @splinte111 6 років тому +5

      let me guess FC 4 was your last favortie game in a long time and so was 3?

    • @alphadeathclaw1270
      @alphadeathclaw1270 6 років тому +11

      splinte111 nope, my previous favourite game before Fc 5 was no doubt Assassin's Creed Origins and before that it was Horizon Zero Dawn!

    • @Ken-ur8kt
      @Ken-ur8kt 6 років тому +24

      Alpha Deathclaw thats not a long time at all

    • @LeoArmada
      @LeoArmada 6 років тому

      #3 for me pal

    • @brianbrooks2688
      @brianbrooks2688 6 років тому +2

      The game was awesome. Made me sad when I finished all the campaign stuff

  • @lasagnajohn
    @lasagnajohn 6 років тому +2

    "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England"? you had me at lol

  • @StarShipGray
    @StarShipGray 6 років тому +58

    I’d have mentioned how both endings are a middle finger to the players that tells them to their faces that playing the game to completion was a utter waste of time.

    • @bradtorville5526
      @bradtorville5526 6 років тому +15

      Thank you. That's just how I fucking felt.

    • @QuenchLips
      @QuenchLips 6 років тому +5

      Same here. Either way, everyone you "care" for just all die so.. thanks ubi.

    • @michaellong6125
      @michaellong6125 6 років тому +2

      Skye Gray it would have been fine if they shown at all how they came to the conclusion that they had but no got to be like the last 2 and have a grey end that doesn’t hold up if you think for more than 3 seconds about it

    • @DarthVader-le3gl
      @DarthVader-le3gl 6 років тому

      What happens during both ending

    • @michaellong6125
      @michaellong6125 6 років тому

      DarthVader1100 basically u stay and fight or you take your police officer friends and leave all you worked for behind in a worse hole than before but if you fight you lose anyway because the only thing I can actually think makes any logical sense is Joseph planted nuclear missiles all over the county and rigged them to fire destroying the valley and leaving u trapped in a fallout shelter with Joseph for god knows how long and him gloating over u

  • @Dw7freak
    @Dw7freak 6 років тому +9

    Please say, "You must gather your party before venturing forth."

  • @--panda--5588
    @--panda--5588 6 років тому +3

    "And some sort of drug wizard" best line I heard all day

  • @nicholassoper
    @nicholassoper 6 років тому +21

    Say "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 років тому

      He already said that.

  • @Gothead420
    @Gothead420 5 років тому +3

    "The right to arm bears" just killed me!
    xD

  • @shukriahmad2301
    @shukriahmad2301 6 років тому

    Ur review really helps in making decision before im buyin any game..thanks

  • @Nathan-Croft
    @Nathan-Croft 5 років тому +16

    Ubisoft made people climb more than a telephone repairman LOL

  • @thishandelisntavailable
    @thishandelisntavailable 6 років тому +12

    But can we all agree. UBISOFT IS IMPROVING BIG TIME ! FC 5 wasn't excellent but it was fun and worth it. Now only if they fix their servers....

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 6 років тому +1

      they are getting better
      Far Cry 5, AC Origins Etc.
      they're stepping up

    • @thishandelisntavailable
      @thishandelisntavailable 6 років тому

      DrIvanRadosivic I have 60 Mbps fibre broadband. It still shows errors signs whenever I try to sign into Uplay hence your argument remains invalid

  • @NavyuThakur
    @NavyuThakur 3 роки тому

    That yee- hawww😂was the most american thing about this video😂🔥

  • @anthonyjonze2251
    @anthonyjonze2251 4 роки тому +3

    "In a plotline that falls apart if anyone gets cell phone service" 🤣

  • @FrFrijole
    @FrFrijole 4 роки тому +3

    I absolutley loved this game, the story was just sooo good. Also, theres a theory that states the government knows what's going on in Hope County but they want to see how US citiznes would react to an invading force

  • @frosty0775
    @frosty0775 4 роки тому +1

    Quiet but with clothes is an amazing summary

  • @JLVModels
    @JLVModels 6 років тому +7

    Say "it's taco Tuesday but on a Friday"

  • @akshaykumar_r
    @akshaykumar_r 6 років тому +16

    Sounds like GTA V Smugglers' Run DLC

  • @ghettostuntabulious
    @ghettostuntabulious 6 років тому +1

    I completely died then came back to life when he said 🎶But they did not shoot the Deputy🎶

  • @sethmcavoy1800
    @sethmcavoy1800 6 років тому +23

    Now do Spec Ops: The Line

  • @Ashtarte3D
    @Ashtarte3D 6 років тому +11

    Hey now, let's be fair here: Arcade mode is a fucking great addition to the game. It is almost never a bad idea to let players have access to dev tools so they can create additional content. Also Ubisoft IS and has made Arcade mode maps for us already, check those creator tags guys. They just dropped a few new ones on us like two days ago. So they've already given us more free maps than any Call of Duty or Battlefield game has ever given us, lol. Also I

  • @MAScreech
    @MAScreech 4 роки тому

    im totally two years late on this one..and I like all of your videos but this one was hilarious

  • @agussamsudin7263
    @agussamsudin7263 6 років тому +10

    Say : "Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa, Po!"
    Then say : "Teletubbies, teletubbies, say hello! eh-oh!"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    but with the right note..

  • @McKayonaise
    @McKayonaise 6 років тому +4

    Seriously good game, ending was awesome. Minor issue I had with it was the lack of your character's voice. Sure, Jason and Ajay from Farcry 3 and 4 weren't anything amazing, but their commentary and reactions to the world around them just made the games' stories feel more authentic.

  • @valuecoachcanada
    @valuecoachcanada 5 років тому

    Great video made me laugh alot.. also Wish you covered the Judge animal stupid missions aswell..

  • @soggymoustache8515
    @soggymoustache8515 5 років тому +3

    I'm the "when life gives you lemons, make orange juice" at the end of the video but i changed my name.

  • @thegooddoctor413
    @thegooddoctor413 6 років тому +46

    please say, "we will make the Warframe trailer Sooooooon" thank DE for this one

    • @yagamikusanagi12or
      @yagamikusanagi12or 6 років тому

      Actually, the half assed honest trailers are all competitive pvp games. i think they will do it at least a lot more complete than those pvp games

    • @QKumberZ
      @QKumberZ 6 років тому

      The good doctor is a great series

    • @_AriseChicken
      @_AriseChicken 6 років тому

      If you really want i guess i can upload me taking a shit in the morning after drinking heavily. Warframe: babbies first game.

  • @wpresident1
    @wpresident1 4 роки тому

    OMG are you back?

  • @davehh9570
    @davehh9570 6 років тому +11

    I'm still waiting for assassins creed origins trailer!!!!

  • @figofox
    @figofox 6 років тому +3

    Say: "Woah! Looking cool, Joker!"

  • @TheLankieMidget
    @TheLankieMidget 6 років тому

    seriously if you haven't already, use the furious drug to boost melee combat, and start beating up any and everything you see... its the most fun i've had in the game and i'm loving all of its broken twisted gameplay

  • @capt.hunter9788
    @capt.hunter9788 6 років тому +23

    the endings where FUCKED UP

    • @capt.hunter9788
      @capt.hunter9788 6 років тому +4

      i have played the game since it came out on day one and only thing i hated was the ending's

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 6 років тому +5

      Yeah, they Mass Effect 3’d their endings for the game.

    • @capt.hunter9788
      @capt.hunter9788 6 років тому +3

      if you listen to the radio you will find out why every thing got fuck and it didn't have anything to do with Joseph he just knew about the nukes and he was crazy before like killing his child and so on so he went more crazy and start the hole thing (cult) and the sad thing is we didn't have controll of anything it was all ready just to happen

    • @capt.hunter9788
      @capt.hunter9788 6 років тому +2

      you know what is sad ?? that we don't get another game in America

    • @capt.hunter9788
      @capt.hunter9788 6 років тому +2

      the fallout from this will efect the other far cry games that are going to come out
      i hope they make more

  • @KaushalKumar-vq8kb
    @KaushalKumar-vq8kb 5 років тому +18

    "Revolver EatsAlot" "Shellshock Connor McGregor" " Poision Ivy" "She Hurk"

  • @M.J.Coakley
    @M.J.Coakley 6 років тому

    It has been so long since you did the honest trailer for the original Bioshock. When will you do Infinite?

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 5 років тому +4

    so, basically, real life montana?
    :P

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow 6 років тому +4

    And then there's the ending... which, spoilers, ultimately implies that everything you do in the game is either futile or destructive.
    Man, what a downer. Would've been nice if there was SOME way to actually win, but I guess having everyone screwed by an untouchable villain is a more powerful message.
    I'm not quite sure what the message WAS, but Hell, I didn't even play the game. Who am I to talk?

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 років тому

      I guess Far Cry 6 will be set in a post-nuclear apocalyptic wasteland. So, Fallout, then.

    • @bradtorville5526
      @bradtorville5526 6 років тому

      The choice of music in this one already had me thinking it was originally meant to be a Fallout 4 DLC.

    • @panzerjagertigerpelefant
      @panzerjagertigerpelefant 5 років тому

      The released a sequel, Far Cry New Dawn, based in that Nuclear Wasteland 17 years later. Our character now works for Joseph Seed and Joseph Seed is less...Culty? The main character of New Dawn also gets Superhuman Strength due to....a Radiated and Drug-Infused Apple Tree I think?

  • @joshuaolsen6509
    @joshuaolsen6509 6 років тому

    I kept hoping Ubisoft would put out a patch that allowed us to ride Cheeseburger into battle, circa Far Cry Primal.
    Me: (Riding a giant bear into a stronghold, wielding an HMG and laughing hysterically)
    Peggies: "That's it. We're fucked."

  • @tarrabruh
    @tarrabruh 6 років тому +6

    SHOVELS!!!!!!
    Best weapon in Farcry 5 = 9 Shovels

  • @kingkong381
    @kingkong381 6 років тому +12

    Honestly, I'd say this game has better villains than Far Cry 3 from what I've played so far. Not that I don't like Vaas but these cult leaders are so much more interesting than he was.

    • @QuenchLips
      @QuenchLips 6 років тому +1

      kingkong381 They may seem interesting, but you kill them off before they can properly develop. (It's also kinda hard for them to act like they are trying to use their charisma and intelligence against the protagonist because, well. The protagonist doesn't talk.)

    • @enjii
      @enjii 6 років тому

      I personally would love a remastered and extended version of fc3. Still my favorite game of all time but i found it too short.

  • @russellvitranoiii3504
    @russellvitranoiii3504 9 місяців тому

    This is painfully accurate, though to be fair, it's only painful because of how hard I'm laughing, 😅😂😂😂

  • @Countryboi-ex3vl
    @Countryboi-ex3vl 4 роки тому +41

    I was actually glad they left politics out of it

    • @makinbacon3124
      @makinbacon3124 4 роки тому +5

      Best part of the game in my opinion.

    • @Countryboi-ex3vl
      @Countryboi-ex3vl 4 роки тому

      @@makinbacon3124 I actually enjoyed it. Its by no means better than 3 or 4, but for an open world shooter, I've seen way worse.

    • @makinbacon3124
      @makinbacon3124 4 роки тому +2

      @@Countryboi-ex3vl I thought it was a fantastic game. I wish there was a mod that would prevent the automatic story missions from happening So I could explore the world a little bit more, but I thought it was wonderfully executed and a very good game. Maybe a little bit better performance difference between guns but overall I loved it

    • @otoyoto7153
      @otoyoto7153 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I just wish they didn’t make it look like they were gonna make jabs at evangelicals left and right when the cult doesn’t really even resemble anything in real life except for maybe certain Islamic terrorist groups.

    • @makinbacon3124
      @makinbacon3124 4 роки тому +3

      @@otoyoto7153 And see that's what I thought was cool because I took it as like an eco fascist group like ELF or like Jim Jones or something. They made it ambiguous which is nice I guess. They use the veneer of Christianity because it's more applicable in America, and they made it open enough to either be seen as a left-wing or right-wing extremist group. I thought it was pretty well executed but hey

  • @DagosArts
    @DagosArts 6 років тому +29

    On of my few complaints about farcry5 is that Montanans don't have a southern accent /o\

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll 6 років тому +3

      TigresToku
      Montanans don't HAVE southern accents in real life.
      I've been there.

    • @JGuy97
      @JGuy97 6 років тому +1

      +TigresToku Why would they?

    • @TornadoADV
      @TornadoADV 6 років тому +18

      Because any place that isn't the Coasts in America is obviously the realm of the Deep South, even if the only thing the state is south of is Canada.

    • @allensmith5310
      @allensmith5310 5 років тому +2

      Not having sell service is accurate tho

  • @Tom_North
    @Tom_North 4 роки тому

    “Right To Arm Bears” 😂😂😂 lol genius

  • @63alkash
    @63alkash 6 років тому +4

    Baseball bat? Why? You got seven shovels

    • @QuenchLips
      @QuenchLips 6 років тому

      Dipsoman upgrade the melee holster thing, get the normal shovel and the optimism shovel equipped. 18 shovels.

    • @63alkash
      @63alkash 6 років тому

      Quinclipse you didn't get the point

    • @QuenchLips
      @QuenchLips 6 років тому

      Oh, no I did. Just felt like saying that really.

  • @Rayka_96
    @Rayka_96 6 років тому +12

    Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfar 2 Trailer Please!

  • @BoogSReviews
    @BoogSReviews 6 років тому

    Do the ghost rider game next! Pretty sure you haven’t done that one yet

  • @gegeji6442
    @gegeji6442 6 років тому +9

    Please do the yakuza series

  • @sqidl1290
    @sqidl1290 6 років тому +19

    Say: “I am the .01 percent of germs”

  • @wandileqamata
    @wandileqamata 4 роки тому

    Lol he said ' quiet but with clothes' 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @piegods4912
    @piegods4912 6 років тому +8

    Do slycooper please