Chess, but the rules are cursed

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  • @gmdFrame
    @gmdFrame 3 місяці тому +3221

    I love how rule 8 is just a horse.

  • @dandykong321
    @dandykong321 3 місяці тому +2537

    So, a theory regarding the ending:
    You turn into a troll after winning because of Rule 11, "If the black king dies, the crown is given to another member of the royal guard. The perpetual cycle continues." And the troll plays as his own king piece. But if you capture all his pieces, there's nothing else to invoke Rule 11 on. So he kings _you_. There is no win condition for white - either black wins, or white becomes black and wins.
    So how do you avoid this fate? You cheat.
    Notice how the troll's last words are to accuse you of cheating? That was his fatal mistake. Next time you play this game, try pressing space during the ending and see if it lets you go into accusation mode. Calling his Rule 1 violation and cheating back is probably how you get the good ending.

    • @hunterchichester5720
      @hunterchichester5720 3 місяці тому +200

      OMG

    • @hptuseqz7437
      @hptuseqz7437 3 місяці тому +604

      in theory it may give you that ending... but there's one thing you missed.
      Successfully spotting a troll cheat will allow you to cheat back as revenge... "You [may] cheat this turn"
      It's not really a direct statement... but could it be that to win is to not..?

    • @Ariamaki
      @Ariamaki 3 місяці тому +276

      There's also the paper pointing out that he doesn't want pawns to ascend, specifically drawing out all of them...

    • @tsunamininja
      @tsunamininja 3 місяці тому +227

      My theory (halfway through the video) is simply that you need to win without cheating to get the good ending.

    • @lantosrevial8846
      @lantosrevial8846 3 місяці тому +168

      @@tsunamininja So I bought the game after seeing that Icely didn't want to make a no cheat run, proceeded to play the entire 1st game without cheating, and was rewarded with the good ending.
      After you win, the troll calls you an idiot for not cheating despite him cheating all the time and the rulebooks allowing you to cheat if you call *their* cheats, then asks you if you were trying to teach him a lesson, and finally tries to convince himself that you cannot change him, repeating it 4 or 5 times.
      He then slips and falls (does the slippery tiles movement). You can then go up, and get now rewarded with the "You crossed the bridge." quote, followed by the number of attempts, the time, and a quote stating that you never cheated before the credits roll, and you get sent to the main menu.

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 3 місяці тому +2477

    The 34th Rule of Chess: If it Exists, there is a Chess Version of it.

    • @ronaldromans
      @ronaldromans 3 місяці тому +96

      Sooooo what about chess balls

    • @tolomas3721
      @tolomas3721 3 місяці тому +202

      Chessticles

    • @ronaldromans
      @ronaldromans 3 місяці тому +25

      @@tolomas3721 lmao

    • @deloptin545
      @deloptin545 3 місяці тому +38

      wrong, the 34th rule is that the troll can have an affair

    • @RandomPersonuwontknow
      @RandomPersonuwontknow 3 місяці тому

      I'm Beating My Chmeat With this one

  • @darqed
    @darqed 3 місяці тому +2190

    the closest we've gotten to a full chess battle advanced game

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood 3 місяці тому +28

      Definitely. This is going to be fun to watch.

    • @sergewind2208
      @sergewind2208 3 місяці тому +19

      Isn't Chess Battle Advanced supposed to be an advanced version of Chess Evolved Online? or am I rusty on the lore?

    • @felipecardope
      @felipecardope 3 місяці тому

      @@sergewind2208 You are, chess battle advanced was canceled, now there is Chess Battle Advanced (icely version)

    • @bird9188
      @bird9188 3 місяці тому +13

      I still don't understand what chess battle advanced is

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood 3 місяці тому +20

      @@bird9188 Basically, the phrase “chess battle advanced” is just just a running gag on Icely’s channel similar to the phrase “that’s just a theory, a game theory” from the game theorists channel.

  • @fitsdespits6903
    @fitsdespits6903 3 місяці тому +1373

    Hi Finn here! Thank you so much for playing the game

    • @WordUser
      @WordUser 3 місяці тому +67

      A truly advanced version of chess

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly 3 місяці тому +18

      underrated game + comment

    • @konignickerchen7265
      @konignickerchen7265 3 місяці тому +41

      The hand rubbing is very formidable.

    • @user-mb9gt2fl8g
      @user-mb9gt2fl8g 3 місяці тому +1

      findanse

    • @paulomatute4114
      @paulomatute4114 3 місяці тому +9

      I think it would be nicer if you didn't instantly lose for you cheating/false accusing, just a bit too punishing in my opinion

  • @cachotognax3600
    @cachotognax3600 3 місяці тому +306

    act/chapter 1 is before meeting the goblin, act/chapter 3 is after defeating it.

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 3 місяці тому +25

      so this is act 2?
      and where is the act 1

    • @tsquitz
      @tsquitz 3 місяці тому +56

      @@The_Dr_Fate act 1 is the start of the game, before the goblin appears, act 2 is before challenging the goblin

  • @user-th1hu6hg9s
    @user-th1hu6hg9s 3 місяці тому +233

    Cheat Battle Advanced.

  • @warmwater9509
    @warmwater9509 3 місяці тому +229

    Finally, chess got an update

  • @umbra0rpng173
    @umbra0rpng173 3 місяці тому +375

    CBA!!!!!!
    "The rules are the same as chess, except for these changes."

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly 3 місяці тому +21

      that was a uhhhh whos that one guy that makes videos like "How to play uno flip" and he explains it beautifully reference, right?

    • @_Solose_
      @_Solose_ 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Joe_Griddlyi dont know troller

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 3 місяці тому

      yes@@Joe_Griddly

    • @janthejetplane5668
      @janthejetplane5668 3 місяці тому

      ,,For a refresher of those rules, check out this video *points to top-right corner*''

    • @thomkoval
      @thomkoval 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@_Solose_it's something like sss games.

  • @CrippIusDungledeen
    @CrippIusDungledeen 3 місяці тому +224

    When there's only one piece left, you can actually just cheat. He has no more pieces, therefore he has lost.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv 3 місяці тому +12

      Except for a tower, if you still have one on your side, I'd guess.

    • @valorune
      @valorune 3 місяці тому +3

      cool i was wondering if you could do that

    • @Ayelis
      @Ayelis 2 місяці тому

      How do you mean? Doesn't he always take your king with his king, which is his last piece?

  • @sadmate_
    @sadmate_ 3 місяці тому +163

    you out-goblin'd the goblin by not doing the no-revenge-cheat run. I am frustrated but at the same time I'd do it too. lol

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 3 місяці тому +151

    I think the good ending involves something along the lines of getting across the bridge... without trollification. Maybe no cheating.

    • @aidensnyder2420
      @aidensnyder2420 3 місяці тому +43

      yeah, probably beat the game without revenge cheating

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist 3 місяці тому +13

      This is correct. It took 7 attempts and 48 minutes, but I just got the good ending. Just don't cheat.

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code 3 місяці тому +39

    9:00 "This is undefended right now" he says forgetting the troll rules on pawn movement

    • @ZachAttack6089
      @ZachAttack6089 2 місяці тому +2

      Also not realizing that there's a bishop right next to it defending it lol

  • @mathematicskid
    @mathematicskid 3 місяці тому +55

    9:40 it was you capturing the old king with your queen

  • @rovalen_hagane
    @rovalen_hagane 3 місяці тому +84

    We'll be waiting for the sequel to this CBA, the Decent Battle Advanced

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 3 місяці тому +30

    I think the enemy lift of your pieces occasionally to make you think that they moved and you false accuse him
    You did fall for it the first time

  • @Ka_muu
    @Ka_muu 3 місяці тому +35

    100%ed this game just now. Great game.
    My complaint was exactly what Icely did -- troll does not understand page T2. He can accuse you of cheating even when the cheating piece does not exist, HOWEVER -- that's because this is a special case. Both the troll and the player are not allowed to cheat in a way that removes the cheating piece from play. If the cheating piece becomes a castle, the castle is now the cheating piece.

  • @ilse7743
    @ilse7743 3 місяці тому +75

    Like playing chess against a child... who made their own rules...who is also cheating, very nice

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 3 місяці тому +27

      but he actually writen all the rules and when u catch him cheating he lets u cheat for one turn too

  • @steamedeggeggegg
    @steamedeggeggegg 3 місяці тому +21

    We all have trauma to rules after playing the password game

  • @Stmate03
    @Stmate03 3 місяці тому +17

    I see everyone is speculating how to get the good ending, my 10 cents is to keep your pawns alive, get the troll for cheating 8 times, or naturally ascend your pawns, there was a torn page about not letting all 8 of them ascend

    • @Kreschnav
      @Kreschnav 3 місяці тому +9

      I had the same idea. The first ending I got was from ascending all my pawns. Thank you bishops.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 місяці тому +22

    Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke 3 місяці тому +36

    Bishop goes on vacation, actually works out of town

    • @sliporful
      @sliporful 3 місяці тому +1

      well isnt it because he goes on like missionary things

  • @alfonsofonso19
    @alfonsofonso19 3 місяці тому +56

    That rule looks very sus

  • @Thirty_Five
    @Thirty_Five 3 місяці тому +55

    Cheating Bridge Antagonist.

  • @Pinkcircleguy
    @Pinkcircleguy 3 місяці тому +11

    this is like if the inspector from papers please played along with the rules of chess made by a 6 year old

  • @Capiosus
    @Capiosus 3 місяці тому +22

    Finally, an advanced chess battle.

  • @phantom-ri2tg
    @phantom-ri2tg 3 місяці тому +20

    It is totally feasible to beat him without cheating. most of his cheating is silly stuff.

  • @shannonhoward4792
    @shannonhoward4792 3 місяці тому +7

    Teacher, teacher, if the tower doesn't summon a valorite scrap every 8.5872 seconds, then may I accuse it of cheating?

  • @cuberman5948
    @cuberman5948 3 місяці тому +10

    I like how the troll hits a little jig

  • @fgvcosmic6752
    @fgvcosmic6752 3 місяці тому +5

    I checked the achievements and (semi spoilers about Endings)
    Theres not just a "good" and "bad" ending: theres also an "Ascension" ending and a "Goose ending" (??!)
    I can only assume the ascension ending is based on pawns, but... goose?? I dont have a clue.

  • @user-us8ic4ry6t
    @user-us8ic4ry6t 3 місяці тому +12

    No rule 34?

  • @JustAnotherCommenter
    @JustAnotherCommenter 3 місяці тому +18

    Chess Bridge Attlevanced

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 2 місяці тому +3

    If my paternal grandfather still had his mental faculties this game would give him a conniption

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 3 місяці тому +6

    16:20 thats such a funny troll, changing what happens when pawn reaches the end xD

  • @calinacho7704
    @calinacho7704 3 місяці тому +11

    Chess battle abridged

  • @SilvercattoOsom
    @SilvercattoOsom 2 місяці тому +2

    Poofesure should play this game. The look on his face is gonna be PRICELESS.

  • @FoxDog1080
    @FoxDog1080 3 місяці тому +7

    25:14
    You're not allowed to stack pieces

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 3 місяці тому

      I mean, it did never say that other pieces could capture friendly pieces. Only that Towers (rooks) could.

  • @LinkMaster5
    @LinkMaster5 3 місяці тому +4

    I think we should show this game to Doug Doug

    • @inv_hana
      @inv_hana 2 місяці тому

      Twitch chat boutta be wild

  • @stavros222
    @stavros222 2 місяці тому +2

    The chess of lawyers ig

  • @dawnbeckett9179
    @dawnbeckett9179 3 місяці тому +11

    Chess Bridge Adventure

  • @amineguettara8206
    @amineguettara8206 2 місяці тому +3

    Rule 34 of Chess 😊
    Rule 34 💀

  • @radio5637
    @radio5637 3 місяці тому +21

    Papers, chess.

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 2 місяці тому +3

    The only game of chess that admits the AI is cheating.

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 3 місяці тому +2

    This is a really neat concept, if it could be randomized everytime it could have a lot of potential

  • @texasred8424
    @texasred8424 3 місяці тому +2

    3:03
    i was gonna say "guys is this a lisa the pointless reference" but i realized it might actually be a lisa the pointless reference

  • @memeboi1245
    @memeboi1245 2 місяці тому

    8:50 its especially difficult considering what happened last time two towers were next to eachother

  • @KaileyTheAlien
    @KaileyTheAlien 3 місяці тому +2

    This is unironically the best thumbnail I've seen in years

  • @LukeAps
    @LukeAps 3 місяці тому +4

    What a cool little game! I'm not even going to watch the video, I'm buying this right now.

  • @f1reflam3
    @f1reflam3 3 місяці тому +15

    Anyone can explain the chess battle advanced gag? I'm new to the channel and it is everywhere lol

    • @U20E0
      @U20E0 3 місяці тому +4

      chess battle advanced

    • @megadeth116
      @megadeth116 3 місяці тому +1

      CBA

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 3 місяці тому +1

      chess battle advanced

    • @coolguyflex
      @coolguyflex 3 місяці тому +5

      Imagine a chess battle, but more advanced

    • @U20E0
      @U20E0 3 місяці тому +3

      To get the answer you must vow to chess battle advanced for the rest of all time.

  • @RonanJellyfish
    @RonanJellyfish 3 місяці тому +3

    Oh my God, just take the castle with your bishop!!

  • @AngyKrby
    @AngyKrby 2 місяці тому +1

    Hikaru and Carlson got a hell of a rival now.

  • @dominicespinosa9154
    @dominicespinosa9154 3 місяці тому +3

    Wait the paper don’t pawns ascend if they make it to the back row what happens if all 8 pawns do?

  • @nex7662
    @nex7662 3 місяці тому +4

    Chess on-a-bridge advanced

  • @shadou1234567
    @shadou1234567 3 місяці тому +2

    8 acending probably means something happens if all 8 pawns acend

  • @greenninja1002
    @greenninja1002 3 місяці тому +1

    What can I say the thumbnail got me..

  • @g0tmadsk1llz38
    @g0tmadsk1llz38 3 місяці тому +3

    I don't have a rook anymore! 16:56

  • @lemons38
    @lemons38 3 місяці тому +1

    i think act 1 is before you meet the troll, act 3 is after you beat the troll and act 2 is after you meet but before you defeat the troll

  • @cheeseboy2251
    @cheeseboy2251 2 місяці тому +1

    The unholy fusion we all needed. Chess and The Password Game

  • @gustavogodoy9626
    @gustavogodoy9626 2 місяці тому +1

    the ending follows the Troll's rules, when the king is defeated, it passes the crown to the next piece

  • @cpug2004
    @cpug2004 2 місяці тому

    This is like playing chess against your little sibling who "always wins" and "never cheats" because he make up the rules

  • @XTLmaker
    @XTLmaker 3 місяці тому +11

    troll battle advance

  • @BobMcBobJr
    @BobMcBobJr 2 місяці тому

    Troll: You may cheat this turn
    Me: I move all my pieces onto your pieces.

  • @chrizviennbueno3067
    @chrizviennbueno3067 3 місяці тому +1

    rule 34: do not make pawn bottom

  • @dieschweizmann5066
    @dieschweizmann5066 3 місяці тому +3

    finally.
    chess battle advanced.

  • @ms.kuroitsu1633
    @ms.kuroitsu1633 Місяць тому

    Sounds like "Double Cranko," only with actual rules.

  • @konstralit2504
    @konstralit2504 3 місяці тому +2

    This is Chess Battle Advanced of all time

  • @dreamerofthorns
    @dreamerofthorns 3 місяці тому +1

    Since I dont see anyone mentioning it: around 6 minutes, black picked up your bishop and set it down in the same square. Technically it wasn't moved. Cheeky bastard.

  • @BerryGo.
    @BerryGo. 3 місяці тому +3

    Hi! You are my favourite UA-camr and you have shown me a LOT of awesome puzzle games. Extra Deluxe Chess Battle Advanced.

  • @traxter2669
    @traxter2669 3 місяці тому +2

    papers please chess

  • @bleplord404
    @bleplord404 3 місяці тому +2

    Dude you probably gotta ascend all of your pawns or something

  • @yareyaredogze6084
    @yareyaredogze6084 2 місяці тому

    I like the fact that black pieces' king is just dancing and vibing troll 😂 It's so hilarious)

  • @smajet5640
    @smajet5640 3 місяці тому +3

    This was a very big-minded video.

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 3 місяці тому +1

    This is the only chess game I could win against someone because I play less chess than them

  • @willsyouintoexistence
    @willsyouintoexistence 3 місяці тому +1

    imagine this with multiverse time travel

  • @raumerherr1057
    @raumerherr1057 3 місяці тому

    What a great game idea, and execution...

  • @tsjbb
    @tsjbb 3 місяці тому +1

    i liked the part with the troll chess

  • @PlynkieTheTabbyCat
    @PlynkieTheTabbyCat 3 місяці тому +2

    i love the graphics

  • @kendakgifbancuher2047
    @kendakgifbancuher2047 3 місяці тому +1

    I think you could accuse troll of being out of bounds in the last game

  • @officiallyaninja
    @officiallyaninja 3 місяці тому +7

    Is this chess battle advanced

  • @henriquebecker4453
    @henriquebecker4453 2 місяці тому

    19:40 lol, Metal Gear Rising reference, The Troll was senator Armstrong the whole time.

  • @dacleepah
    @dacleepah 3 місяці тому

    I'm incredibly impressed how fast Icely adapted to the stupidest possible Chess rules

  • @andro_king
    @andro_king Місяць тому

    This game si so well animated

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 місяці тому +2

    Finally! Chess is getting an update! xD

  • @yht6470
    @yht6470 2 місяці тому

    You should have taken your own queen at the end, im guessing that would have checkmated him since his king was off the board and it was his last piece so all he could do was move your queen back and forth to stall. He mind-gamed you out of a checkmate victory

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 2 місяці тому +1

    Awesome, love weird chess games

  • @codemob
    @codemob 3 місяці тому +2

    chess banter advanced

  • @Katana-Zero-0
    @Katana-Zero-0 9 днів тому

    Chess 2: This times personal

  • @ZannyLeta
    @ZannyLeta 3 місяці тому +15

    wait a minute......

  • @thema1622
    @thema1622 3 місяці тому +1

    What i thought when i first seem the bad ending is to win without cheating even if you can. Maybe that's the way to get a good ending

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 3 місяці тому

    Can’t wait for part 2!

  • @The_french_troll
    @The_french_troll 3 місяці тому

    When the bishop turned into the king, it broke the rule cuz the king cant be out of the map

  • @RaspberryTurtle
    @RaspberryTurtle Місяць тому

    Your starting moves upset me greatly

  • @kenthartig7065
    @kenthartig7065 3 місяці тому +1

    You could absolutely do a no cheat run! The troll bot kinda sucked

  • @Son0fApolo
    @Son0fApolo 3 місяці тому +1

    So that's chess 2
    Will it have battle pass and speed run?

  • @rueme4228
    @rueme4228 2 місяці тому +1

    YOU READ SO INCREDIBLY FAST! I have to keep having to go back to see what the troll said…

  • @kstarks9049
    @kstarks9049 3 місяці тому +1

    I imagine this is what it’s like to play chess against a 5 year old.

  • @koloslolya
    @koloslolya 3 місяці тому +1

    The rules are same as the same as chess, except for these changes:

  • @job8
    @job8 3 місяці тому +1

    Bought the game after watching 3 minutes of your video. Best marketer award.

  • @Acdxls
    @Acdxls 2 місяці тому +1

    If you catch him cheating, you can just stack two of his pieces on each other, accuse him again for walking in anothers shoes, then keep doing that until 1 move captures every single piece

  • @aguto4987
    @aguto4987 2 місяці тому

    wait. i think you can moove pieces at game over screen. at least it looks like that