Chess, but the rules are cursed

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  • @dandykong321
    @dandykong321 8 місяців тому +2670

    So, a theory regarding the ending:
    You turn into a troll after winning because of Rule 11, "If the black king dies, the crown is given to another member of the royal guard. The perpetual cycle continues." And the troll plays as his own king piece. But if you capture all his pieces, there's nothing else to invoke Rule 11 on. So he kings _you_. There is no win condition for white - either black wins, or white becomes black and wins.
    So how do you avoid this fate? You cheat.
    Notice how the troll's last words are to accuse you of cheating? That was his fatal mistake. Next time you play this game, try pressing space during the ending and see if it lets you go into accusation mode. Calling his Rule 1 violation and cheating back is probably how you get the good ending.

    • @hunterchichester5720
      @hunterchichester5720 8 місяців тому +206

      OMG

    • @hptuseqz7437
      @hptuseqz7437 8 місяців тому +627

      in theory it may give you that ending... but there's one thing you missed.
      Successfully spotting a troll cheat will allow you to cheat back as revenge... "You [may] cheat this turn"
      It's not really a direct statement... but could it be that to win is to not..?

    • @Ariamaki
      @Ariamaki 8 місяців тому +282

      There's also the paper pointing out that he doesn't want pawns to ascend, specifically drawing out all of them...

    • @tsunamininja
      @tsunamininja 8 місяців тому +237

      My theory (halfway through the video) is simply that you need to win without cheating to get the good ending.

    • @lantosrevial8846
      @lantosrevial8846 8 місяців тому +188

      @@tsunamininja So I bought the game after seeing that Icely didn't want to make a no cheat run, proceeded to play the entire 1st game without cheating, and was rewarded with the good ending.
      After you win, the troll calls you an idiot for not cheating despite him cheating all the time and the rulebooks allowing you to cheat if you call *their* cheats, then asks you if you were trying to teach him a lesson, and finally tries to convince himself that you cannot change him, repeating it 4 or 5 times.
      He then slips and falls (does the slippery tiles movement). You can then go up, and get now rewarded with the "You crossed the bridge." quote, followed by the number of attempts, the time, and a quote stating that you never cheated before the credits roll, and you get sent to the main menu.

  • @darqed
    @darqed 8 місяців тому +2317

    the closest we've gotten to a full chess battle advanced game

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood 8 місяців тому +29

      Definitely. This is going to be fun to watch.

    • @sergewind2208
      @sergewind2208 8 місяців тому +20

      Isn't Chess Battle Advanced supposed to be an advanced version of Chess Evolved Online? or am I rusty on the lore?

    • @felipecardope
      @felipecardope 8 місяців тому

      @@sergewind2208 You are, chess battle advanced was canceled, now there is Chess Battle Advanced (icely version)

    • @bird9188
      @bird9188 8 місяців тому +13

      I still don't understand what chess battle advanced is

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood 8 місяців тому +24

      @@bird9188 Basically, the phrase “chess battle advanced” is just just a running gag on Icely’s channel similar to the phrase “that’s just a theory, a game theory” from the game theorists channel.

  • @gmdFrame
    @gmdFrame 8 місяців тому +3403

    I love how rule 8 is just a horse.

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 8 місяців тому +2635

    The 34th Rule of Chess: If it Exists, there is a Chess Version of it.

  • @fitsdespits6903
    @fitsdespits6903 8 місяців тому +1443

    Hi Finn here! Thank you so much for playing the game

    • @WordUser
      @WordUser 8 місяців тому +68

      A truly advanced version of chess

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly 8 місяців тому +19

      underrated game + comment

    • @konignickerchen7265
      @konignickerchen7265 8 місяців тому +41

      The hand rubbing is very formidable.

    • @AaronAcademyOfficial
      @AaronAcademyOfficial 8 місяців тому +1

      findanse

    • @paulomatute4114
      @paulomatute4114 8 місяців тому +10

      I think it would be nicer if you didn't instantly lose for you cheating/false accusing, just a bit too punishing in my opinion

  • @cachotognax3600
    @cachotognax3600 8 місяців тому +320

    act/chapter 1 is before meeting the goblin, act/chapter 3 is after defeating it.

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 8 місяців тому +25

      so this is act 2?
      and where is the act 1

    • @tsquitz
      @tsquitz 8 місяців тому +57

      @@The_Dr_Fate act 1 is the start of the game, before the goblin appears, act 2 is before challenging the goblin

  • @CrippIusDungledeen
    @CrippIusDungledeen 8 місяців тому +248

    When there's only one piece left, you can actually just cheat. He has no more pieces, therefore he has lost.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv 8 місяців тому +13

      Except for a tower, if you still have one on your side, I'd guess.

    • @valorune
      @valorune 8 місяців тому +3

      cool i was wondering if you could do that

    • @Ayelis
      @Ayelis 7 місяців тому

      How do you mean? Doesn't he always take your king with his king, which is his last piece?

  • @umbra0rpng173
    @umbra0rpng173 8 місяців тому +411

    CBA!!!!!!
    "The rules are the same as chess, except for these changes."

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly 8 місяців тому +21

      that was a uhhhh whos that one guy that makes videos like "How to play uno flip" and he explains it beautifully reference, right?

    • @_Solose_
      @_Solose_ 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Joe_Griddlyi dont know troller

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 8 місяців тому

      yes@@Joe_Griddly

    • @janthejetplane5668
      @janthejetplane5668 8 місяців тому

      ,,For a refresher of those rules, check out this video *points to top-right corner*''

    • @thomkoval
      @thomkoval 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@_Solose_it's something like sss games.

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 8 місяців тому +167

    I think the good ending involves something along the lines of getting across the bridge... without trollification. Maybe no cheating.

    • @aidensnyder2420
      @aidensnyder2420 8 місяців тому +44

      yeah, probably beat the game without revenge cheating

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist 8 місяців тому +14

      This is correct. It took 7 attempts and 48 minutes, but I just got the good ending. Just don't cheat.

  • @sadmate_
    @sadmate_ 8 місяців тому +171

    you out-goblin'd the goblin by not doing the no-revenge-cheat run. I am frustrated but at the same time I'd do it too. lol

  • @Rafael-w4j
    @Rafael-w4j 8 місяців тому +237

    Cheat Battle Advanced.

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code 8 місяців тому +45

    9:00 "This is undefended right now" he says forgetting the troll rules on pawn movement

    • @ZachAttack6089
      @ZachAttack6089 8 місяців тому +2

      Also not realizing that there's a bishop right next to it defending it lol

  • @warmwater9509
    @warmwater9509 8 місяців тому +232

    Finally, chess got an update

  • @mathematicskid
    @mathematicskid 8 місяців тому +62

    9:40 it was you capturing the old king with your queen

  • @Ka_muu
    @Ka_muu 8 місяців тому +37

    100%ed this game just now. Great game.
    My complaint was exactly what Icely did -- troll does not understand page T2. He can accuse you of cheating even when the cheating piece does not exist, HOWEVER -- that's because this is a special case. Both the troll and the player are not allowed to cheat in a way that removes the cheating piece from play. If the cheating piece becomes a castle, the castle is now the cheating piece.

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 8 місяців тому +32

    I think the enemy lift of your pieces occasionally to make you think that they moved and you false accuse him
    You did fall for it the first time

  • @rovalen_hagane
    @rovalen_hagane 8 місяців тому +84

    We'll be waiting for the sequel to this CBA, the Decent Battle Advanced

  • @ilse7743
    @ilse7743 8 місяців тому +78

    Like playing chess against a child... who made their own rules...who is also cheating, very nice

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 8 місяців тому +28

      but he actually writen all the rules and when u catch him cheating he lets u cheat for one turn too

  • @steamedeggeggegg
    @steamedeggeggegg 8 місяців тому +22

    We all have trauma to rules after playing the password game

  • @JustHexyl
    @JustHexyl 8 місяців тому +18

    I see everyone is speculating how to get the good ending, my 10 cents is to keep your pawns alive, get the troll for cheating 8 times, or naturally ascend your pawns, there was a torn page about not letting all 8 of them ascend

    • @Kreschnav
      @Kreschnav 8 місяців тому +9

      I had the same idea. The first ending I got was from ascending all my pawns. Thank you bishops.

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke 8 місяців тому +45

    Bishop goes on vacation, actually works out of town

    • @sliporful
      @sliporful 8 місяців тому +2

      well isnt it because he goes on like missionary things

  • @Pinkcircleguy
    @Pinkcircleguy 8 місяців тому +14

    this is like if the inspector from papers please played along with the rules of chess made by a 6 year old

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 8 місяців тому +22

    Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • @shannonhoward4792
    @shannonhoward4792 8 місяців тому +9

    Teacher, teacher, if the tower doesn't summon a valorite scrap every 8.5872 seconds, then may I accuse it of cheating?

  • @alfonsofonso19
    @alfonsofonso19 8 місяців тому +56

    That rule looks very sus

  • @phantom-ri2tg
    @phantom-ri2tg 8 місяців тому +21

    It is totally feasible to beat him without cheating. most of his cheating is silly stuff.

  • @Thirty_Five
    @Thirty_Five 8 місяців тому +55

    Cheating Bridge Antagonist.

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 8 місяців тому +4

    If my paternal grandfather still had his mental faculties this game would give him a conniption

  • @SilvercattoOsom
    @SilvercattoOsom 8 місяців тому +2

    Poofesure should play this game. The look on his face is gonna be PRICELESS.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 3 місяці тому +1

    0:18 bro looking dubious with his rhyme
    Watch it at x2 speed, you wont regret it

  • @Capiosus
    @Capiosus 8 місяців тому +23

    Finally, an advanced chess battle.

  • @cuberman5948
    @cuberman5948 8 місяців тому +11

    I like how the troll hits a little jig

  • @fgvcosmic6752
    @fgvcosmic6752 8 місяців тому +6

    I checked the achievements and (semi spoilers about Endings)
    Theres not just a "good" and "bad" ending: theres also an "Ascension" ending and a "Goose ending" (??!)
    I can only assume the ascension ending is based on pawns, but... goose?? I dont have a clue.

  • @stavros222
    @stavros222 8 місяців тому +3

    The chess of lawyers ig

  • @LinkMaster5
    @LinkMaster5 8 місяців тому +5

    I think we should show this game to Doug Doug

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 8 місяців тому +3

    The only game of chess that admits the AI is cheating.

  • @syncrossus
    @syncrossus 7 місяців тому +1

    The rules of chess are already cursed. All games of chess are two trolls competing. En-passant? Castling? Promotion? Stalemate? All rules that were clearly made up on the spot by someone who was losing.

  • @JustAnotherCommenter
    @JustAnotherCommenter 8 місяців тому +18

    Chess Bridge Attlevanced

  • @LukeAps
    @LukeAps 8 місяців тому +4

    What a cool little game! I'm not even going to watch the video, I'm buying this right now.

  • @gustavogodoy9626
    @gustavogodoy9626 8 місяців тому +1

    the ending follows the Troll's rules, when the king is defeated, it passes the crown to the next piece

  • @AngyKrby
    @AngyKrby 8 місяців тому +1

    Hikaru and Carlson got a hell of a rival now.

  • @calinacho7704
    @calinacho7704 8 місяців тому +11

    Chess battle abridged

  • @RonanJellyfish
    @RonanJellyfish 8 місяців тому +3

    Oh my God, just take the castle with your bishop!!

  • @stanclaessens-b4r
    @stanclaessens-b4r 8 місяців тому +2

    Your voice sounds like if a helium balloon meets a nuclear bomb (which is a good thing)

  • @FoxDog1080
    @FoxDog1080 8 місяців тому +7

    25:14
    You're not allowed to stack pieces

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 8 місяців тому

      I mean, it did never say that other pieces could capture friendly pieces. Only that Towers (rooks) could.

  • @paradoxicallyblue
    @paradoxicallyblue 8 місяців тому +1

    What can I say the thumbnail got me..

  • @rueme4228
    @rueme4228 7 місяців тому +2

    YOU READ SO INCREDIBLY FAST! I have to keep having to go back to see what the troll said…

  • @radio5637
    @radio5637 8 місяців тому +21

    Papers, chess.

  • @dawnbeckett9179
    @dawnbeckett9179 8 місяців тому +11

    Chess Bridge Adventure

  • @cheeseboy2251
    @cheeseboy2251 8 місяців тому +1

    The unholy fusion we all needed. Chess and The Password Game

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 8 місяців тому +6

    16:20 thats such a funny troll, changing what happens when pawn reaches the end xD

  • @KaileyTheAlien
    @KaileyTheAlien 8 місяців тому +3

    This is unironically the best thumbnail I've seen in years

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 8 місяців тому +2

    Finally! Chess is getting an update! xD

  • @shadou1234567
    @shadou1234567 8 місяців тому +2

    8 acending probably means something happens if all 8 pawns acend

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 8 місяців тому +2

    This is a really neat concept, if it could be randomized everytime it could have a lot of potential

  • @amineguettara8206
    @amineguettara8206 7 місяців тому +4

    Rule 34 of Chess 😊
    Rule 34 💀

  • @Hallko
    @Hallko 7 місяців тому +1

    Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Reference

  • @G0bl1nB
    @G0bl1nB 8 місяців тому

    This is like playing chess against your little sibling who "always wins" and "never cheats" because he make up the rules

  • @nex7662
    @nex7662 8 місяців тому +4

    Chess on-a-bridge advanced

  • @elical7304
    @elical7304 8 місяців тому +1

    Chess crossed with Papers Please!

  • @dreamerofthorns
    @dreamerofthorns 8 місяців тому +1

    Since I dont see anyone mentioning it: around 6 minutes, black picked up your bishop and set it down in the same square. Technically it wasn't moved. Cheeky bastard.

  • @memeboi1245
    @memeboi1245 7 місяців тому

    8:50 its especially difficult considering what happened last time two towers were next to eachother

  • @BobMcBobJr
    @BobMcBobJr 7 місяців тому

    Troll: You may cheat this turn
    Me: I move all my pieces onto your pieces.

  • @texasred8424
    @texasred8424 8 місяців тому +2

    3:03
    i was gonna say "guys is this a lisa the pointless reference" but i realized it might actually be a lisa the pointless reference

  • @Polstergeist2
    @Polstergeist2 4 місяці тому +1

    no way we got chess 2 before gta 6

  • @PlynkieTheTabbyCat
    @PlynkieTheTabbyCat 8 місяців тому +2

    i love the graphics

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 8 місяців тому +1

    This is the only chess game I could win against someone because I play less chess than them

  • @kendakgifbancuher2047
    @kendakgifbancuher2047 8 місяців тому +1

    I think you could accuse troll of being out of bounds in the last game

  • @Acdxls
    @Acdxls 7 місяців тому +1

    If you catch him cheating, you can just stack two of his pieces on each other, accuse him again for walking in anothers shoes, then keep doing that until 1 move captures every single piece

  • @dieschweizmann5066
    @dieschweizmann5066 8 місяців тому +3

    finally.
    chess battle advanced.

  • @XTLmaker
    @XTLmaker 8 місяців тому +11

    troll battle advance

  • @bleplord404
    @bleplord404 8 місяців тому +2

    Dude you probably gotta ascend all of your pawns or something

  • @dacleepah
    @dacleepah 8 місяців тому

    I'm incredibly impressed how fast Icely adapted to the stupidest possible Chess rules

  • @willsyouintoexistence
    @willsyouintoexistence 8 місяців тому +1

    imagine this with multiverse time travel

  • @yareyaredogze6084
    @yareyaredogze6084 8 місяців тому

    I like the fact that black pieces' king is just dancing and vibing troll 😂 It's so hilarious)

  • @g0tmadsk1llz38
    @g0tmadsk1llz38 8 місяців тому +3

    I don't have a rook anymore! 16:56

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit 8 місяців тому

    Counter-trolled the game on my first try. If you want to give the game a fair shake, you _have_ to go in blind, because the rules are the same for all clients. By metagaming based on Icely's video, I immediately knew things I'd otherwise have to trial-and-error t figure out.
    My strategy was to play dumb: The troll actually blundered material against me with some of his cheats, and accepting this board state isn't counted as cheating; for example, he moved one of my pawns to a position where on my turn, I would then be able to move that same pawn to capture something of his.

  • @konstralit2105
    @konstralit2105 8 місяців тому +2

    This is Chess Battle Advanced of all time

  • @henriquebecker4453
    @henriquebecker4453 7 місяців тому

    19:40 lol, Metal Gear Rising reference, The Troll was senator Armstrong the whole time.

  • @ms.kuroitsu1633
    @ms.kuroitsu1633 7 місяців тому

    Sounds like "Double Cranko," only with actual rules.

  • @stickanimationsyt477
    @stickanimationsyt477 7 місяців тому +1

    Imagine making pornography of a two thousand year old game lol

  • @myithspa25
    @myithspa25 8 місяців тому +2

    16:20 the troll didn’t see you cheat there

    • @vCherrykAI16
      @vCherrykAI16 8 місяців тому +1

      Because he was allowed to cheat that turn, due to correctly accusing the troll of cheating.

  • @job8
    @job8 8 місяців тому +1

    Bought the game after watching 3 minutes of your video. Best marketer award.

  • @SethHisoka
    @SethHisoka 8 місяців тому +3

    "troll chess"
    me: [homestuck war flashbacks]
    rulebook: a horse, the word Epilogue, a sketch of 4 quadrants nexxt to the epilogue
    me: [FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY]

  • @_thresh_
    @_thresh_ 8 місяців тому +2

    Chess but stupid and it makes no sense. I might as well try to play with somebody with my own rulebook sometime.

  • @smajet5640
    @smajet5640 8 місяців тому +3

    This was a very big-minded video.

  • @BerryGo.
    @BerryGo. 8 місяців тому +3

    Hi! You are my favourite UA-camr and you have shown me a LOT of awesome puzzle games. Extra Deluxe Chess Battle Advanced.

  • @yht6470
    @yht6470 8 місяців тому

    You should have taken your own queen at the end, im guessing that would have checkmated him since his king was off the board and it was his last piece so all he could do was move your queen back and forth to stall. He mind-gamed you out of a checkmate victory

  • @chrizviennbueno3067
    @chrizviennbueno3067 8 місяців тому +1

    rule 34: do not make pawn bottom

  • @traxter2669
    @traxter2669 8 місяців тому +2

    papers please chess

  • @The_french_troll
    @The_french_troll 8 місяців тому

    When the bishop turned into the king, it broke the rule cuz the king cant be out of the map

  • @chriscombs21886
    @chriscombs21886 8 місяців тому +4

    rule number 34: if a queen is surrounded by more than 3 pieces of the opposite side she is eliminated at the start of the next turn, no exceptions

  • @DokterRhezaGaming
    @DokterRhezaGaming 6 місяців тому

    "Bishop from Z99999 checkmate you" vibes

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog 3 місяці тому

    3:50 I mean, like the book said, "some tiles are slippery"

  • @kenthartig7065
    @kenthartig7065 8 місяців тому +1

    You could absolutely do a no cheat run! The troll bot kinda sucked

  • @thema1622
    @thema1622 8 місяців тому +1

    What i thought when i first seem the bad ending is to win without cheating even if you can. Maybe that's the way to get a good ending

  • @QuotePilgrim
    @QuotePilgrim 8 місяців тому +2

    You know, it has been a long time since I bought a game because the person I watched playing it was simply atrocious at it.

  • @tsjbb
    @tsjbb 8 місяців тому +1

    i liked the part with the troll chess

  • @f1reflam3
    @f1reflam3 8 місяців тому +15

    Anyone can explain the chess battle advanced gag? I'm new to the channel and it is everywhere lol

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 8 місяців тому +4

      chess battle advanced

    • @megadeth116
      @megadeth116 8 місяців тому +1

      CBA

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 8 місяців тому +1

      chess battle advanced

    • @coolguyflex
      @coolguyflex 8 місяців тому +5

      Imagine a chess battle, but more advanced

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 8 місяців тому +3

      To get the answer you must vow to chess battle advanced for the rest of all time.

  • @codemob
    @codemob 8 місяців тому +2

    chess banter advanced