Pickle in the Door

[Verse] Well, I was headin' to the fridge just to grab me a cold one, She said, "Honey, grab a beer while you're up, won't ya, hun?" I was thinkin' 'bout her smile and that dress she wore, When I felt a sudden pinch of pain I hadn't felt before.
[Verse 2] I looked down in shock, nearly dropped to the floor, It was my unlucky pickle caught tight in the door. Yelped like a hound dog, near lost my mind, Never knew kitchen trips could be so unkind.
[Chorus] Oh, I got my pickle caught in the fridge door, Tryin' to show my lady that I love her more. Now I'm hoppin' and howlin' like a dog in pain, It's a lesson learned in love, won't forget again. [
Verse 3] She heard my yellin' and came racin' from the den, Saw me dancin' with the fridge, she just laughed again. Took her a minute, but she freed my poor pride, Now I gotta find a way to redeem my hide.
[Verse 4] Cooked up a plan to make it up somehow, Gonna take her dancin' past the edge of town. With my cowboy boots and a brand new door, Prayin' to the stars, it don't happen no more.
[Chorus] Oh, I got my pickle caught in the fridge door, Tryin' to show my lady that I love her more. Now I'm hoppin' and howlin' like a dog in pain, It's a lesson learned in love, won't forget again.