Bean Tootin Cowboy

[Verse]
Out on the range he ate too much
Beans a-cookin’ round the fire’s touch
He’s now bloated ain’t no doubt
Cows are runnin’ clearin’ out
[Verse 2]
Cowboy’s sittin’ on his saddle
Tryin’ hard to round the cattle
But them beans they done their part
Makin’ life a smelly art
[Chorus]
Cowboy’s got the bean blues bad
Gassy troubles drivin’ him mad
Farts that echo through the plain
Scarin’ cattle like a hurricane
[Verse 3]
Campfire tales of stinky woes
How his gas just overflows
Mountains echo the cowboy's plight
Unseen winds in the dead of night
[Bridge]
Ain't no critter left around
Every hoot and tweet farmbound
Just the cowboy and his shame
Chasin’ winds he cannot tame
[Verse 4]
Wide yonder skies so clear
Cowboy’s heartache loud and near
Beans done brought him misery
Chasin’ cattle endlessly

[@neilhaverly4117]

Chasing cows endlessly is possibly better than herding cats forever so far

[@MickEdwardsAccordionVocal]

Well done ,This is a Great Sound,10/10 Nicely presented and Played, Well worth Thumbs up, 52🪗🪗🪗 Mick.

[@avtomatkalashnikova9388]

Horse, Dog, cows and a pick up truck. They were family.