Human Trash I just love the idea of you picking up the phone on some business call or something and yelling out to this business man "DOGS ARE MY FRIENDS! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"
I like how the Cool Cat books get progressively more political. I hope the next one in the series is “Cool Cat ends the Israeli-Palestinian conflict” Edit: I did not mean for this comment to be so prophetic
10:28 “Gotta drive to work today!” *walks out and sees an adult dressed up in a road cone orange cat fursuit being filmed* “Hey boss, I’m not feeling so good today.”
@@theblackbaron4119 he called every single military soldier on the planet to go to daddy derek's house and arrest him for his war crimes and attempts to abolish the age of consent.
I was actually watching another review of this movie the other day and I think they edited the guy out. Which is a shame. Not only was it funny, he was the best actor in the movie. Lol
Anyone else notice how in the description of "The Dancer: A Male Stripper Story" that the main character's name is James, and that Butch's dad is also named James?
You know there’s this web comic called Daisy Owl this reminds me of, where Daisy and her little brother are seeing a bully beat up a kid and they ask if it’d be morally justified to beat up bullies when they became grown adults. Go read it, it’s good shit
This film begs the question: "What was Derek Savage's childhood like?" Edited to add: The "MAC WANTS THE FLAMETHROWER!" jump cut makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it again.
I know that the film is bad, and I agree, but I can't help but applaud the actor who played Cool Cat. His name is Jason Johnson (which Derek did not even credited, the malodorous manchild), and he has a UA-cam channel. He talked with some commenters about the filming of Cool Cat and how hellish it was. He will no longer appears in any future Cool Cat film as he and Derek had a fallout. You can see some details on his video on the comment section.
didn't credit him, pay probably wasn't good and his director is exploitative, manipulative, thin skinned and with delusions of grandeur. I don't blame him, As an actor myself, self respect and class is important I would have just cut ties and walked.
I think someone taught him web design in the 90s and thats the only type of web design he knows how to doo. The website for the 420 awards and cool cat kids superhero looks like it’s from 1995 too
is there even a point... To be honest, every time someone talks about the US military. I just ask myself "what's the context here? Why is US there? What is happening". I could actually check. And I probably will.
@@crimsonlanceman7882I’m a year late,but I’ll say it anyways,it either starts with a country fucking around with americas little oil makers,which promptly gets them obliterated,or they attack homeland and get obliterated right afterwards
On the one hand, I have complicated feelings of guilt about being complicit in the neocolonial aggression of the American imperialist war machine - but on the other hand, I *do* have Cool Cat's approval, so... All good! No further introspection needed.
I finally got around to watching this and MY GOSH! This isn't an anti-bully campaign, it's a power fantasy of the weirdest kind! It's almost obvious the author was bullied by an overweight kid or something, and is passively venting his frustration under the guise of 'good morals'. D:
Sean Stanton I just noticed that today, appearntly her only friend is cool cat because that's the only thing, as far as I can tell,that is present in her room.
10:27 Man comes out of his house Sees a human sized orange cat and thinks to himself 'too much weed Matt, too much weed' then slowly backs into his house again
so daddy derek answers the phone with "this is the cat residence", meaning their last name is cat. that means Cool Cat's full name is Cool Cat, first name Cool. So his parents are calling him by his full name
So Derek's maiden name was savage, so did cool cat Derek canonical live the same life as real life Derek until the year this movie was released? Was daddy Derek on playgirl magazine??
Kid: "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story?" Dad: "Sure kiddo! How about 'Cool Cat loves Alternative Fuels'?" Kid: "But I like Snow White! " Dad: COOL CAT LOVES ALTERNATIVE FUELS!!!!!!!!
Or worse... Teen: I’m bored, read me a story. Grandpa: Ok, let’s read “Cool Cat loves the soldiers”. Teen: BUT I WANT HARRY POTTER!!! Grandpa: Cool cat loves the soldiers, as you millennials like to read. Teen: **Slowly pulls IPhone out of their pocket** Grandpa: What is that brick? Is it something safe? Teen: **Goes on Facebook and tells everyone what happened** Grandpa: Why is it glowing? Teen: it’s Facebook. Heard of it? Grandpa: I think I have the Facebook. **Shows book which has grandpa’s face** Teen: No, not that kind of Facebook... **hour long explanation** Grandpa: O-ok...
13:02 I love Cool Cat's room. It's like they just took someone's actual room and wanted it to look like a kid lived in it, but then realized their budget was a ham sandwich that was starting to look moldy, so they just printed out some Cool Cat pictures and taped them to everything.
Oh my god I can't believe I never noticed before reading this. But yeah, those Cool Cat pictures on the way? Those aren't framed photos (you know, something that'd take a minute or two at best to do), they literally just printed out a few papers of Cool Cat art and just taped them on to the actual framed pictures on the wall.
This has been one of my favorite comfort videos since ~2017 and saying "there he is" like Erik Estrada has been a pillar of my personality for these last 5 years
10:29 The one part of the movie that is actually good. A Random guy leaving his house for what is probably a normal reason, seeing the shit going on, and proceeding to go back into his house in what I can only assume is him hiding from the insanity that is occurring outside his home.
The film becomes even creepier when you learn that Derek kept hitting on the actress who played the mother cat, and he fired her when he thought she had got into a relationship with Cool Cats voice actor
And the fact that he barged into the poor woman's home, literally invading, because he thought she and cool cat's actor were having an affair. And because he is a petulant incel, he fires her. All because she refused to date him.
@@KokonoeJason Johnson, the actor who played Cool Cat. He’s done a few interviews on several different podcasts about the experience. He’s a good sport about the whole thing.
I feel like Alex in A Clockwork Orange. The part where he is in a straight jacket being forced to watch violent movies till he pukes! I feel just like that whenever Cool Cat opens his mouth!
The neighbor walking out at 10:25 is the funniest shit ever. That poor guy probably was just going out to get his mail, and then he sees a grown man in a cat suit cornering the neighborhood kids while some weird guy films it.
I wonder if he talked to the police afterwards. "Officer, I saw this huge yellow cat talking to these kids on the side of the house. I.. I don't know what's happening, I think the drugs are catching up to me."
Pandie Goodies I would think making child pornography instantly makes you stupid, same with sex tapes. Who tapes something that's illegal or something you don't other others to see? If you have a partner that's willing to have sex with you what's the point of sex tapes when you could just reenact everything? But back to the point, I'd still be freaked out if I walked onto a set where a giant furry was talking to two children with a camera following them, I wouldn't even know how to set a story for that up inside of my head.
Something I feel like I should mention is how _obviously_ dubbed Mrs. Cat's lines are, meaning that her voice actress almost definitely is not the one inside the suit. Cool Cat and Daddy Derek's voices both have the echoes from the room they're filming in, but Mrs. Cat's doesn't. Also, Cool Cat's voice has the added muffling due to him yelling inside a helmet, but Mrs. Cat's does not. Just a shitty thing I wanted to point out. I am also pretty sure the guy in Cool Cat's suit recorded the footage in the Mrs. Cat suit too.
According to the guy playing cool cat, Derek made a pass at the woman who was the original voice and he fired her when he thought she was fucking cool cat.
15:20 I actually think cool cat and mama cat are regular people but then they were kidnapped by Daddy Derek who forces them to wear cat costumes in order to live out his vile, sickening fantasies.
Daddy Derrick loves to stick them with needles to keep them drugged and confused. It makes it easier to keep their tortured minds broken and malleable.
Convoluted Clarity It’s all a game to daddy Derek. Cool cat wasn’t scared of Butch the bully when he was in the closet, the real threat was daddy Derek. Cool cat must dress up like Jesus and dance male stripper dances to please Daddy Derek or else he will hunt the animals he has made.
How deep does the Cool Cat lore go? Perhaps, the bully was a childhood friend of Cool Cat, but one day they had a falling out over finding a gun in the backyard
6:16 "For a lot of children's books there really wasn't anything that taught kids about being nice to the environment." The Lorax would like a word with you, Mr. Savage.
10:30 that dude down the street is used to seeing Derek doing this kind of weird shit all the time and he doesn't want to be seen while it's happening.
maybe she thought the name was ironic. or that bullies are like lions and don't bully on a full stomach. maybe she just got her rat hair done and was fishing for compliments.
This movie is a treasonous act in and of itself. Hey, maybe we could have a movie where Cool Cat is on the run from the cops because they know his search history, Daddy Derek is arrested for bestiality and the cops put Mama Cat out of her misery. Cool Cat decides to flee to China because their age of consent is 14 and embraces communism.
"Cool Cat touches the kids." "Cool Cat sneaks into the women's restroom." "Cool Cat explores the Dark Web." "Cool Cat realizes changing rooms have windows." "Cool Cat starts a crusade." "Cool Cat resurrects Hitler."
I actually just realized why Daddy Derick hated IHE so much. Notice the bully's eyebrows in this illustration and then compare to IHEs avatar's eyebrows.
Sustaining psychological pain, UsoppFanGirl struggled to go outside. In extreme suffering; blood dilation kicked in. Collapsing to the cold concrete, the paramedics arrived. Awakening to the hospital bed, parallel to the bed was a television. The television was playing Cool Cat Saves the Kids
You Pindoses are weird, but I feel sorry for you anyway. Your education system seems to be fucked up irreparably. As a comparison - back when I was in fifth grade, the teachers took us to see Trainspotting in place of an anti-drug PSA.
God, it always sounds dirty to me when Cool Cat calls Derek Savage "Daddy Derek", it sounds like they're engaging in some kind of furry daddy kink together.
+Saitama He's on the FBI's most wanted list. 328 Counts of sexual assault, 53 accounts of public intoxication, 89 counts of incest, and 9,456,219,021 counts of hate crimes.
My ideas for Cool Cat sequels: Cool Cat solves world hunger Cool Cat prevents Chernobyl disaster Cool Cat solves the JFK assassination Cool Cat VS Butch: Clash of the Titans Daddy Derek: Origins Gun Self-defence for Women 2: Derek shares his experiences in Vietnam Cool Cat changes someone's political opinion in the Facebook comment section Derek VS Communism: Why the American way is the RIGHT way Cool Cat prohibits playful criticism of intellectual property (and in the process eliminates cyber bullying) Butch the Bully: How he became the man behind 'I Hate Everything' Call me Daddy: How Derek Savage became the sexiest man in America
I love how Cool Cat is just.... Staring into the void most of the time. I wonder if the actor behind the mask was cursing out after every time he spoke.
The sequel, "Cool Cat Solves World Hunger" would go something like: "I got it guys! Everyone should just eat some food!" And then the day gets saved as everyone goes "Wow! you're the greatest, Cool Cat!"
@@Delta225 It fixed my sink, not to mention that it helped me get rid of these motherfucking moles that were ruining my petunias, if it can do that then i don't see why it wouldn't solve other problems.
I would like to nominate Butch the Bully for an Oscar - his character as the antagonist of 'Cool Cat Saves the Kids' is such a marvelous thespian feat that you can't help but feel for the tragic character portrayed with such fervor and unabashed villainy, yet at the same time he pulls at your heartstrings as you wonder how such a malevolent streak could emerge in the souls of mere men. What evils happened in his life that drove him to stalk the neighborhood and haunt the symbolic innocence of the other children (which clearly represent the potential for good in mankind, a wonderful nod to Locke against Butch's representation of Hobbes and the evil that lurks within)? He leads the other children astray - the evil creeps from his soul to the others around him. Further away from the light of 'Cool Cat' their tragic pasts drag them, as Butch seems to be the proverbial Pied Piper. Exploiting their feelings of neglect and shame is his way. When his flock have been herded back to the light by our shining angelic protagonist, you can feel his rage. You know his plans are not complete though - you can see the diabolical wheels in his head begin their sinister work as the last piece of decent humanity truly exit his form, allowing him to fully become the inhuman devil to contrast the seemingly immortal and godly 'Cool Cat.' His evil is so great, he even appears in visions and nightmares, leaving what can only be described as a scar upon our savior's psyche. My life has been changed by his bone-chilling performance, and I can only hope you too will get the goosebumps any time you hear his marvelously evil voice spout the superbly wicked writing of the great scriptsman known only as Daddy Derek.
What if the newspapers in the intro are reporting Cool Cat himself renouncing his bullying ways? He was the sole source of most bullying and now that he's turned a new leaf, his former friend Butch is lashing out in loneliness. Such deep lores.
Remember when Derek Savage commissioned a furry to draw pictures of Cool Cat for his website?? The funniest part is that he liked a picture of Cool Cat in drag thinking that was Cool Cat's mom lmao
“Yo yo yo! My name is Cool Cat and I am the coolest cat there is. I like to play and have fun and I’m always on the run. The sun is shining and I’m feelin’ fine, so everybody listen to the words I’m sayin’” Somebody not only had to write that, but somebody else had to rap that. Just let that sink in... Somebody wrote those words, in that order, down on paper, and then a completely different person had to go into a studio and rap those words that the other person wrote down on that paper of theirs, and now it’s a thing. Absolutely chilling.
I'd like to point out the "Cool Cat Goes Ethanol" is the opposite of going grink. The process of making ethanol puts out more pollution than it saves. The reason all gas stations in the US have signs saying: "contains 10% ethanol" is because that is the minimum required by federal law. This law is a deal made with corn farmers in the US in order for them to make more money as corn is used in ethanol, as well as make it look like the government's doing something about global warming. Based on his Fair Use video, it's clear he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about at all, so I'm not surprised he didn't do basic research.
I am about to really blitz your mind. Mining Lithium for the batteries in electric cars is one of the most toxic and environmentally damaging things you can do. Then you have to ship all of the raw materials all around the world to be assembled on diesel powered cargo ships. Then guess what? Those cars need to be constantly recharged by electricity that comes from coal burning power plants. This whole green energy plan seems to have some tragic flaws in it....
Fun fact: if you check the IMDb page for this movie, under the "quotes" section the scene about his autographed guitar was used. They actually put when cool cat said wow and messed up the word as "W-Wow!". They also used "there he is!"
10:28 Shoutout to the guy going outside of his home to do something completely normal and sees a man in a bright orange cat costume shouting at some kids while being filmed, so he just casually walks backwards as he reenters his house.
The man who slowly backs into his house again is my favorite character in this movie.
Cinnamini ღ I literally started screaming when I saw that
I laughed so much that I started choking lmao
Best character
That's confusing. He came from the same house as Cool Cat's. So, who's he?
Is it because he’s the only one who’s self aware in The Whole movie
The dude who walked out of his house, saw a furry screaming at some kids, and moonwalked back in is the best character in the film
When?
Well, how would you react?
Ryan Schneider call the cops
Milsta f m
You have answered correctly! And you have one,
*Drum Roll*
The right to punch Cool Cat as many times as you can in Five minutes!
Ryan Schneider can I use my 1000000 punches a minute machine for this?
"Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!!" I'm answering my phone like this from now on
Human Trash 420 likes
Human Trash I just love the idea of you picking up the phone on some business call or something and yelling out to this business man "DOGS ARE MY FRIENDS! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"
same
lol ur name should be mine
Fucking brilliant!
I like how the Cool Cat books get progressively more political. I hope the next one in the series is “Cool Cat ends the Israeli-Palestinian conflict”
Edit: I did not mean for this comment to be so prophetic
Aged well
Aged like milk in the Sahara
Not a "conflict" any more then China invading Tibet was a "conflict." Free Palestine!
Cool cat encourages the Palestinians to send balloons to the Israelis
Thats when HAMAS gets an idea for bullying Israel...
Israel to Palestine, Lebanon, Egypt, Syria, and South Africa: "Boy I feel like picking on someone!"
I love yms's voice. It's such a fine ballance between 'I don't give a shit' and 'I'm reviewing a movie'
i kno right but ur second point i say is im reviewing a s**t movie ;)
+The RiDicULoUs Guy what
Well put!
Its hawt
It brings me much joy.
I just cannot believe that you are actually able to do a two video review about cool cat. It is like a superpower.
The IMDB page for this film is hilarious, the actress playing col cats mom is still working bit parts and cool cat was in a slasher film before this
Hey Kurz Gesagt you could now make a video how cool cat effects the human immune systems.. and how it destroys the human body.
Wow, didn't expect to find you guys here. And am i the only one that read this in the Kurz Gesagt narrator voice?
Nah - just spend every free minute on YT. And YMS is just very entertaining.
***** OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Also I love your videos.
10:28
“Gotta drive to work today!”
*walks out and sees an adult dressed up in a road cone orange cat fursuit being filmed*
“Hey boss, I’m not feeling so good today.”
"You're fired."
Damn you, Cool Cat. My career ended because of you-goooooooh!
*Becomes a bully*
@@mandykarevicius9746 "I will punk him with this groovy spray can!"
"Boss. I don't feel so good..." *Disintegrates into dust*
@@Ze_eT "He won't be boogeying when he sees what I'm going to do. "
*Sees a big orange cat man talking to some kids.*
"Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."
worrying quotes from cool cat:
"I LOVE KIDS"
"I LOVE BABIES"
"I'm always on the run!"
"Only when they're looking away"
A new adventure now available on "Cool Cat escapes the feds"
@@sephikong8323 cool cat escapes to Cuba
Cool cat faces extreme criminal charges and gets a life sentence
Cool Cat commits suicide under mysterious circumstances after agreeing to out similar offenders in the industry.
Cool Cat becomes a Reddit mod.
The man walking backwards is probably the smartest character in this movie.
His like “Noooup”
He saw the furry shit going on and just went back, hoping Chris Hansen would sort things out.
@@theblackbaron4119 he called every single military soldier on the planet to go to daddy derek's house and arrest him for his war crimes and attempts to abolish the age of consent.
His like
I was actually watching another review of this movie the other day and I think they edited the guy out. Which is a shame. Not only was it funny, he was the best actor in the movie. Lol
That neighbor: "Oh shit Derek is doign a movie again... don't wanna get invovled again!" and walks right back home
Anyone else notice how in the description of "The Dancer: A Male Stripper Story" that the main character's name is James, and that Butch's dad is also named James?
The Derek Savage Cinematic Universe
its all connected.
the derekverse
Oh.
That gives me onision vibes
Lmfao
10:13 "Cool Cat's so brave..." as he chases down two unarmed children half his size
in this day and age its brave to chase down any kids
@@holidayfish In this day and age, it's brave to work as a cashier
You know there’s this web comic called Daisy Owl this reminds me of, where Daisy and her little brother are seeing a bully beat up a kid and they ask if it’d be morally justified to beat up bullies when they became grown adults. Go read it, it’s good shit
This film begs the question: "What was Derek Savage's childhood like?"
Edited to add: The "MAC WANTS THE FLAMETHROWER!" jump cut makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it again.
bad
bozo the clown generation trying to make content for the post-barney generation
Seeing that he has the mascot resort to "You have no friends", he might've been the bully himself
The delivery on “identify yourself” will never get old to me
“Dogs are my friends! IDENTIFY YOURSELF” is the most unintentionally funny line in this entire thing 😂
*_IDENTIFY YOURSELF ----- WHO THE F@@K ARE YOU?_*
@@UmamiDeBoi someone once wrote that exact line on an inspirational quote board at school
@@jeanmichellelaurent I hope that legend is living their best life right now.
"Cool Cat Joins The Police Force"
I know that the film is bad, and I agree, but I can't help but applaud the actor who played Cool Cat. His name is Jason Johnson (which Derek did not even credited, the malodorous manchild), and he has a UA-cam channel. He talked with some commenters about the filming of Cool Cat and how hellish it was. He will no longer appears in any future Cool Cat film as he and Derek had a fallout. You can see some details on his video on the comment section.
But then he can't bring HAPENIS to the kids!!
Sidney Meyers oh god lol
@@ursidae97 omfg that hilarious. Well played.
didn't credit him, pay probably wasn't good and his director is exploitative, manipulative, thin skinned and with delusions of grandeur. I don't blame him, As an actor myself, self respect and class is important I would have just cut ties and walked.
How could you fall out with Daddy Derek? He's such a nice guy!
Daddy Derek's website looks like it came straight from the 90's
Prolly did
I think someone taught him web design in the 90s and thats the only type of web design he knows how to doo. The website for the 420 awards and cool cat kids superhero looks like it’s from 1995 too
_Childhood shit_
@@notchuckproductions5029 His globe exploding intro was aparently made in 1998
More like came straight from the gates of hell
Derek advertising “cool cat loves alternatul fuel” right before a pro military book is like 12 layers of irony.
Dunno killing people is good for the environment....
@@murphy7801 in some sense yea
@@murphy7801 that’s not what we mean when we talk about military effects on the environment
@@etalex7074 who this we? Also guessing don't understand irony as a type of humour.
@@murphy7801 what I’m talking about is how the military pollutes a shit ton.
Butch is the villain because he doesn’t use alternatul fuels
He also doesn't like wrastling
He also likes to PAWN GUM.
He isn’t following the lawl
He also doesn't like to BOOGIE WOOGIE
He also lacks great idears.
I love how the bully literally says “I’m a bully and I’m gonna get you tmrw”. I don’t think bullies actually say “hi, I’m a bully...”
"Hello. I'm Butch and I'll be your bully today."
"hello i am a rapist"
I'm a troll and I'm going to start a flame war tommorow.
How do you do fellow bullies?
At one point he says, "I love being a bully!"
"Dogs are my friends!
Identify yourself!"
Best line ever,always makes me bust a lung
Have a safe flight! Love you!
*B U S T A L U N G !*
Emanuele Balducci you have been threw 52
Bust a lung challenge.
*Dere he is*
Emanuele Balducci Damn I really thought that said ”bust a nut”
As a veteran, Cool Cat saying I am awesome is the only thanks I need for all those things that happened when I was sent to the Middle East.
Beats the alturnatuls.
is there even a point... To be honest, every time someone talks about the US military. I just ask myself "what's the context here? Why is US there? What is happening". I could actually check. And I probably will.
@@crimsonlanceman7882I’m a year late,but I’ll say it anyways,it either starts with a country fucking around with americas little oil makers,which promptly gets them obliterated,or they attack homeland and get obliterated right afterwards
On the one hand, I have complicated feelings of guilt about being complicit in the neocolonial aggression of the American imperialist war machine - but on the other hand, I *do* have Cool Cat's approval, so...
All good! No further introspection needed.
@@SMATF5 holy based
*ah yes, the nnited staes states military*
this takes place in an alternate universe where the united states is known as "nnited states" and this is just their military.
Have they gone grink to save their environment?
The Postal Dude Along Marshall
His refusal to do a second take is inspiring
@@ANTICENA571 Hopefully they have decided to use alternatul fuels.
This Cool Cat book belongs to
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓘𝓼𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓬 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮
I like to read it with *no clothes on*
it is i crossdressing rivers cuomo
The dude moonwalking back into his own house is my spirit animal
Well I mean, what would you do if you walk outside and see a furry screaming at kids
I’d beat Bobby for bringing this upon the great land of Texas
Oooh hell no
Best character in all of fiction if not all of reality
@@joestarlineage5838 good
if a title like “Cool Cat loves alternative fuels” doesn’t catch a 7 year olds attention i don’t know what does
*alternatal fuel
makes it sound like they should drink it
Goin grink
I finally got around to watching this and MY GOSH! This isn't an anti-bully campaign, it's a power fantasy of the weirdest kind!
It's almost obvious the author was bullied by an overweight kid or something, and is passively venting his frustration under the guise of 'good morals'. D:
Again you are here
Sean Stanton I just noticed that today, appearntly her only friend is cool cat because that's the only thing, as far as I can tell,that is present in her room.
I read this comment in your "Creepypasta Narration" voice and it was fucking hilarious.
Creeps why do I always find you in the weirdest parts of youtube?
+CreepsMcPasta Dere he is!
The LSD sequence had me crying. I'm not sure why it's taken me over a year to find this. Incredible job, YMS.
are you having problem with your sleep?
Love ur vids exurbia
Good to see you here!
You are an amazing human being
OMG I love u
10:27 Man comes out of his house Sees a human sized orange cat and thinks to himself 'too much weed Matt, too much weed' then slowly backs into his house again
That was the funniest part of the entire video. It was just so real.
so daddy derek answers the phone with "this is the cat residence", meaning their last name is cat. that means Cool Cat's full name is Cool Cat, first name Cool. So his parents are calling him by his full name
How have I never thought of this
So Derek's maiden name was savage, so did cool cat Derek canonical live the same life as real life Derek until the year this movie was released? Was daddy Derek on playgirl magazine??
Or his name is Cool Cat Cat and I’m not sure which is worse.
"Cool cat" is actually an abbreviation. Whenever he gets in trouble his parents call him by his full name, Cooliam Catthew
Maybe his name is Cool Cat Cat.
Kid: "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story?"
Dad: "Sure kiddo! How about 'Cool Cat loves Alternative Fuels'?"
Kid: "But I like Snow White! "
Dad: COOL CAT LOVES ALTERNATIVE FUELS!!!!!!!!
Teaches children about goin’ G R I N K.
Or worse...
Teen: I’m bored, read me a story.
Grandpa: Ok, let’s read “Cool Cat loves the soldiers”.
Teen: BUT I WANT HARRY POTTER!!!
Grandpa: Cool cat loves the soldiers, as you millennials like to read.
Teen: **Slowly pulls IPhone out of their pocket**
Grandpa: What is that brick? Is it something safe?
Teen: **Goes on Facebook and tells everyone what happened**
Grandpa: Why is it glowing?
Teen: it’s Facebook. Heard of it?
Grandpa: I think I have the Facebook. **Shows book which has grandpa’s face**
Teen: No, not that kind of Facebook... **hour long explanation**
Grandpa: O-ok...
G R I N K
Alternatul*
I think you mean ALTERNATAL fuels
“OH BOY I FEEL LIKE PICKING ON SOMEONE”
😫😫🤣🤣
butch the bully is the saddest character in cinematic history
that's what every bully says
* inhales * HaHaHaaaaaa
Me too, lol
8:56 "this cool cat book belongs to the islamic state" "I like to read it with no clothes on"
SKP&E 216
I've watching this like 4 times and never noticed that! XD
No!
Hey i commented the same shit 9 months ago...
Maximo Greppi here, have a like.
I always pick up the phone with “Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!”
13:02
I love Cool Cat's room. It's like they just took someone's actual room and wanted it to look like a kid lived in it, but then realized their budget was a ham sandwich that was starting to look moldy, so they just printed out some Cool Cat pictures and taped them to everything.
To me it almost looks like a motel room save for what looks to be a family photo on the nightstand in the background
@@Phenrex It screams Guest Room to me.
Oh my god I can't believe I never noticed before reading this. But yeah, those Cool Cat pictures on the way? Those aren't framed photos (you know, something that'd take a minute or two at best to do), they literally just printed out a few papers of Cool Cat art and just taped them on to the actual framed pictures on the wall.
10:28 - 10:32
"just going to do some errands and....nevermind savage is off his meds again
So perfect
I’m crying 🤣😂
I'M GETTING BULLIED IN *MY OWN HOUSE* ?!
same
Look out for the new book "Cool cat loves child abuse"
Look out for the new book, "Cool cat loves domestic violence"
(Not clickbait)
This has been one of my favorite comfort videos since ~2017 and saying "there he is" like Erik Estrada has been a pillar of my personality for these last 5 years
"Going grink"
"Alternatul fuels"
Is Derek like... Tommy Wiseau's cousin or something..?
Takes criticism about as well too.
*WRASTLING*
*Gardens of the Galaxy: Affinity War*
Doesn’t the hulk say that? “I’m going Grink”?
Oh hai, Grink!
10:29
The one part of the movie that is actually good.
A Random guy leaving his house for what is probably a normal reason, seeing the shit going on, and proceeding to go back into his house in what I can only assume is him hiding from the insanity that is occurring outside his home.
ShadowWolfRising not to mention walking backwards into the house
"Aw what the fuck is that freak Derek doing now? Better get back inside before the cops get called again"
That's actually cool cats house
ShadowWolfRising he's like "shit, last night's LSD binge is catching up with me"
I would've gone up to see what the fuck was going on.
i can't stop laughing when he says "he's about to graffiti on someone's wall and... it's not cool to... paint on someone's wall"
The film becomes even creepier when you learn that Derek kept hitting on the actress who played the mother cat, and he fired her when he thought she had got into a relationship with Cool Cats voice actor
And the fact that he barged into the poor woman's home, literally invading, because he thought she and cool cat's actor were having an affair. And because he is a petulant incel, he fires her. All because she refused to date him.
source?
@@KokonoeJason Johnson, the actor who played Cool Cat. He’s done a few interviews on several different podcasts about the experience. He’s a good sport about the whole thing.
@MrPjw5 a really Cool Cat, even?
oh my actual lord. I'm so happy this exists.
My life has been made better from viewing this. Also shorter from the inability to breath due to laughing so damn hard.
Until you remember that there are some kids who are being raised on this stuff.
Actual lord. As opposed to the metaphoric lord?
Bodudus
I don't believe that.
Wow, didn't expect to see you here.
Derek Savage had never heard of children until the day before he wrote the script.
He probably forgot his childhood. Because it was a long time ago.
The more I watch this movie, the more it feels like a masterpiece of psychological horror.
😫
Omfg yes the master piece of a century
I feel like Alex in A Clockwork Orange. The part where he is in a straight jacket being forced to watch violent movies till he pukes! I feel just like that whenever Cool Cat opens his mouth!
Cool Cat is a potential SCP.
Same. It’s so bad it’s good.
10:26 gotta love how this guy goes from "okay time to go outside and relax a little, get some sun and I should never go outside again"
There aren't enough people talking about that.
The neighbor walking out at 10:25 is the funniest shit ever. That poor guy probably was just going out to get his mail, and then he sees a grown man in a cat suit cornering the neighborhood kids while some weird guy films it.
I wonder if he talked to the police afterwards.
"Officer, I saw this huge yellow cat talking to these kids on the side of the house. I.. I don't know what's happening, I think the drugs are catching up to me."
Sisby *orange
Pandie Goodies I think the color of a furry talking to children across your house is the least of your problems.
Sisby If there was a camera involved i'd know it would be a movie like that.
People arn't that stupid when it comes to making child pornography.
Pandie Goodies I would think making child pornography instantly makes you stupid, same with sex tapes. Who tapes something that's illegal or something you don't other others to see? If you have a partner that's willing to have sex with you what's the point of sex tapes when you could just reenact everything? But back to the point, I'd still be freaked out if I walked onto a set where a giant furry was talking to two children with a camera following them, I wouldn't even know how to set a story for that up inside of my head.
Something I feel like I should mention is how _obviously_ dubbed Mrs. Cat's lines are, meaning that her voice actress almost definitely is not the one inside the suit. Cool Cat and Daddy Derek's voices both have the echoes from the room they're filming in, but Mrs. Cat's doesn't. Also, Cool Cat's voice has the added muffling due to him yelling inside a helmet, but Mrs. Cat's does not.
Just a shitty thing I wanted to point out.
I am also pretty sure the guy in Cool Cat's suit recorded the footage in the Mrs. Cat suit too.
MostlySerendipity that makes this whole thing even better
You appear to be assuming there are TWO suits. A foolish mistake.
According to the guy playing cool cat, Derek made a pass at the woman who was the original voice and he fired her when he thought she was fucking cool cat.
Bwandun Diddit What
@@mandobrando oh my lord
15:20 I actually think cool cat and mama cat are regular people but then they were kidnapped by Daddy Derek who forces them to wear cat costumes in order to live out his vile, sickening fantasies.
Blacksmithorange shit. That’s why cool cat hates bullies so much cause daddy Derek has been the bully all along.
Daddy Derrick loves to stick them with needles to keep them drugged and confused. It makes it easier to keep their tortured minds broken and malleable.
Convoluted Clarity It’s all a game to daddy Derek. Cool cat wasn’t scared of Butch the bully when he was in the closet, the real threat was daddy Derek. Cool cat must dress up like Jesus and dance male stripper dances to please Daddy Derek or else he will hunt the animals he has made.
Best. Theory. EVER.
How deep does the Cool Cat lore go? Perhaps, the bully was a childhood friend of Cool Cat, but one day they had a falling out over finding a gun in the backyard
"Butch has no friends"
Butch 2 minutes later: Has a pair of friends to graffiti a wall with.
They’re not his friends, they’re his associates.
@@zawrator4457 That's what cool cat wants you to believe.
@@holdenroberts6973 With friends like them, you better not have any enemies.
This still remains one of my favorite videos out there
WoollyOne Same
Ayy, love your vids
yes
Sup woolly nice seeing you here
WoollyOne II
10:29
*”Uhhh... going outside wasn’t a good idea after all”*
MostlyVanilla hey your animations are really coooool
@@Real_r cool as in cool cat?
6:16 "For a lot of children's books there really wasn't anything that taught kids about being nice to the environment."
The Lorax would like a word with you, Mr. Savage.
eh ugh you forgot going grink
Tell me
One book
That teaches kids about
*_g o i n g r i n k_*
does the lorax teach you about *goin' grink?*
"And so going grink, tickled the Lorax pink". Haven't you read that edition?
What is my life? apparently not according to derek
10:30 that dude down the street is used to seeing Derek doing this kind of weird shit all the time and he doesn't want to be seen while it's happening.
I agree.
That shit had me crying. I love how he pauses slightly, and decides that turning around would make him too obvious so he walks backwards instead.
Derek Savage seems like a character from Arrested Development
YES. He and Cool Cat could rival Lucille and Buster for most unsettling parent-child relationship
Derek Savage is to film what Gob Bluth is to magic.
@@NJGuy1973 As in, super-passionate but completely incompetent
Although he wouldn't fit into either Breaking Bad or BCS I think Derek has extreme Vince Gilligan character energy
I think he has arrested development
'Cool Cat joins the Islamic State'
"Cool Cat sponsors the Great Leap Forward"
“Cool Cat becomes a Bolshevik,”
"Cool Cat joins the National Socialist party"
‘Cool Cat guns down a leprechaun’
That’s funny cause check this out 8:54
According to Cool Cat, if you are an introvert, have social anxiety or depression then you are a bully.....
Da hell?!
Da Dragon Durp Makes sense in my case.
i’m an ambivert
_h e lp?_
Da Dragon Durp Well, shit.
"I'm gonna pick on you, punk, but please understand I live under the state of constant mental defilement."
Da Dragon Durp I'm a bully than 😂
A YMS classic I rewatch occasionally
Edit: I visited the cool cat website and there's cool cat NFTs oh my lord-
I thought Derek cared about the planet lmao
YOURE JOKING HOLY SHIT
@@ryebreadthebread Nope, there's a whole section of the website dedicated to cool cat nfts.
@@Treeeee2008 WHY
cool cat will never be an nft
*spits cereal after finding out about cool cat ntfs*
Cool cat reviews are more entertaining than the real movie.
DJ Soul Were you expecting anything else? 😂😂😂
DJ Soul exactly
DJ Soul 6:47
They have far more educational value than the movie
DJ Soul It's kind of fun to go along with the movie, cheering Cool Cat on, while completely drunk off your ass
It's been 5 years since this was uploaded and I still don't know why the girl went to Bully's Diner and was surprised she got bullied.
Maybe She Somehow Thought It Was By One Of The Bullys (Bullies?) From The Mario Games. So It Would Be Fine.
stockholm syndrome
@@estinsidebottom Now I'm imagining the Bullies in those games ramming her off the building.
maybe she thought the name was ironic. or that bullies are like lions and don't bully on a full stomach. maybe she just got her rat hair done and was fishing for compliments.
It's called hiding in plain sight, duh.
Cool Cat commits several treasonous acts and goes on the run from the Chinese government.
This movie is a treasonous act in and of itself. Hey, maybe we could have a movie where Cool Cat is on the run from the cops because they know his search history, Daddy Derek is arrested for bestiality and the cops put Mama Cat out of her misery. Cool Cat decides to flee to China because their age of consent is 14 and embraces communism.
Cool Cat causes a XK-Class Event.
The scp foundation should contain him
@@JackEhttack At this point I would welcome complete physical annihilation.
This implies he lives in China, and they have like no laws on copyright. It’s funny because Derek tried to claim IHE
9 years ago and i still come back to watch these
"Cool Cat touches the kids."
"Cool Cat sneaks into the women's restroom."
"Cool Cat explores the Dark Web."
"Cool Cat realizes changing rooms have windows."
"Cool Cat starts a crusade."
"Cool Cat resurrects Hitler."
Don't we all, for one reason or another?
"Cool Cat reignites the Cold War."
"Cool Cat resurrects both his parents."
"Cool Cat dresses in all black."
"Cool Cat fits the battle of the Jericho."
"Cool Cat eats puppies"
"Cool Cats discovers the beauties of free expression in poetry."
I actually just realized why Daddy Derick hated IHE so much. Notice the bully's eyebrows in this illustration and then compare to IHEs avatar's eyebrows.
I'm not joking when I say this was played in my fifth grade class as an anti bullying PSA.
I have suffered extreme brain damage from that encounter.
Underrated comment
How old are you tf
Sustaining psychological pain, UsoppFanGirl struggled to go outside. In extreme suffering; blood dilation kicked in. Collapsing to the cold concrete, the paramedics arrived. Awakening to the hospital bed, parallel to the bed was a television. The television was playing Cool Cat Saves the Kids
My teacher sent an email telling him to seperate the websites because of his movies and playgirl mags
You Pindoses are weird, but I feel sorry for you anyway. Your education system seems to be fucked up irreparably. As a comparison - back when I was in fifth grade, the teachers took us to see Trainspotting in place of an anti-drug PSA.
That scene of cool cat singing Death Grips is constantly playing in my head on a loop
God, it always sounds dirty to me when Cool Cat calls Derek Savage "Daddy Derek", it sounds like they're engaging in some kind of furry daddy kink together.
Because they are.
So it isn't just me
I'm waiting for an obscure porn parody of this that goes with this concept.
The Chaos Dragoness I agree. I cringe a little inside 😖
The Chaos Dragoness ikr
12:36 I don't want to write anything mean on the web... 12:45 If you were nice, you would have friends.
Way to not say anything mean there.
thats the internet nowadays
that's how the internet works
UnderOver Achiever I mean look at Derek Savage's real life response to negative reviews
It's like he's projecting
"Butch has no friends." Cut to Butch talking to two friends.
Daddy Derek really earned his name back in that Playgirl issue
That guy just back pedaling back into his house is hillarious
verdragon 5 *Sees Cool Cat* That's it. Never going outside again
ua-cam.com/video/FCT04eU8kuw/v-deo.html
17:30 "I'm always on the run"
Cool Cat, is there something you're not telling us?
Perfect😂😂😂
From his horrible wife and kids, but he love love LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES HIS KIDS!
+Saitama He is el chapo fucking drug cartel and their drugs
+Saitama
He's on the FBI's most wanted list. 328 Counts of sexual assault, 53 accounts of public intoxication, 89 counts of incest, and 9,456,219,021 counts of hate crimes.
+Jtimoon- The King Of Charizards!
Don't forget the 400,000,000 charges of blazin' dat herb.
My ideas for Cool Cat sequels:
Cool Cat solves world hunger
Cool Cat prevents Chernobyl disaster
Cool Cat solves the JFK assassination
Cool Cat VS Butch: Clash of the Titans
Daddy Derek: Origins
Gun Self-defence for Women 2: Derek shares his experiences in Vietnam
Cool Cat changes someone's political opinion in the Facebook comment section
Derek VS Communism: Why the American way is the RIGHT way
Cool Cat prohibits playful criticism of intellectual property (and in the process eliminates cyber bullying)
Butch the Bully: How he became the man behind 'I Hate Everything'
Call me Daddy: How Derek Savage became the sexiest man in America
Give this man some money
This fuy needs more likes
Guy*
Sadly the most implausible one is changing someone’s opinion on the Facebook Comments
Cool Cat Defeats COVID-19
I love how Cool Cat is just.... Staring into the void most of the time.
I wonder if the actor behind the mask was cursing out after every time he spoke.
Alternatul fuels can't melt steel beams
+Dank Lord I know the proper spelling, I was referring to Savage's mispronunciation in the beginning of the video
+Dank Lord 2:43
+Don't Ask wrasling
Don't forget about going greank. Better for the Eearth then fossil fuel oiil.
+Don't Ask Actually, they CAN do, but they just don't want to.
Cool cat: I love kids!
*gets arrested for pedophilia charges*
Is there a cool kat mod for a GTA game?
Wanna try getting busted in that mod
when the guy walked back inside I died 😭😂😂😂
He's all like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooope, fuck this"
Best part of the movie
I don't blame the poor bastard
+Tony Vidrio You can almost hear the "NOPE!"
Too
The sequel, "Cool Cat Solves World Hunger" would go something like:
"I got it guys! Everyone should just eat some food!"
And then the day gets saved as everyone goes "Wow! you're the greatest, Cool Cat!"
It's been almost 3 years and the guy at 10:29 still gets me every time.
It's the most genuine performance in the movie.
Im dying
OB-1 KB̶ I think that guy was derrick savage
I absolutely love it “the fuck is th-👏🙌 fuck this shit I’m out”
Omigod 😂😂😂he might’ve not known what was going on
"AND IT'S NOT COOL TO **very large pause** PAINT ON SOMEONE'S WALL"
Hailey "umm what was the line"
"They're painting on our sand boxes!"
"It's so wrong to steal!"
8:55 "this book belongs to the islamic state, and i like to read with no clothes on."
And he read it with no clothes on!
His hand writing is legit, though
*And entertaining it was.*
It's funny because it's not in Arabic
The more I hear Savage talk, the more I'm convinced he's completely sloshed all the time.
10:27 , "now I know why this property was sooo cheap"
“I should’ve known when everyone was telling me to go grink and enjoy wrastling...”
" *struts* La di da di da, what a wonderful da- ... *walks backward* (5 seconds later) Karen, have You seen my gun?"
@@Massakre8492nd Plankton, a gun won't solve all your problems.
@@Delta225 It fixed my sink, not to mention that it helped me get rid of these motherfucking moles that were ruining my petunias, if it can do that then i don't see why it wouldn't solve other problems.
@@Massakre8492nd Oh, so that's why there's water all over the floor, and blood all over your garden that you have yet to clean up.
We need a “Cool Cat Stops COVID-19” movie.
John L you’re in luck, he’s working on it
@@Milky_Mercy
Oh no... Really????? Jsjxjd that's exactly what we all need
@@Milky_Mercy Starring Pewdiepie
@The Worst Human if he says yes
He is funding it on Kickstarter right now, asking for 400$
I would like to nominate Butch the Bully for an Oscar - his character as the antagonist of 'Cool Cat Saves the Kids' is such a marvelous thespian feat that you can't help but feel for the tragic character portrayed with such fervor and unabashed villainy, yet at the same time he pulls at your heartstrings as you wonder how such a malevolent streak could emerge in the souls of mere men. What evils happened in his life that drove him to stalk the neighborhood and haunt the symbolic innocence of the other children (which clearly represent the potential for good in mankind, a wonderful nod to Locke against Butch's representation of Hobbes and the evil that lurks within)?
He leads the other children astray - the evil creeps from his soul to the others around him. Further away from the light of 'Cool Cat' their tragic pasts drag them, as Butch seems to be the proverbial Pied Piper. Exploiting their feelings of neglect and shame is his way. When his flock have been herded back to the light by our shining angelic protagonist, you can feel his rage. You know his plans are not complete though - you can see the diabolical wheels in his head begin their sinister work as the last piece of decent humanity truly exit his form, allowing him to fully become the inhuman devil to contrast the seemingly immortal and godly 'Cool Cat.' His evil is so great, he even appears in visions and nightmares, leaving what can only be described as a scar upon our savior's psyche.
My life has been changed by his bone-chilling performance, and I can only hope you too will get the goosebumps any time you hear his marvelously evil voice spout the superbly wicked writing of the great scriptsman known only as Daddy Derek.
Don't forget Cool Cat's breathtaking performance!
Harper Steele I love this comment with a passion
Totally
Actually the greatest UA-cam comment of all time
MAN I FEEL LIKE PICKIN' ON SOMEONE!!!
>"Cool cat stops bullying"
>>Implies Cool Cat used to be a bully.
What if the newspapers in the intro are reporting Cool Cat himself renouncing his bullying ways? He was the sole source of most bullying and now that he's turned a new leaf, his former friend Butch is lashing out in loneliness. Such deep lores.
"How did you come up with the concept of cool cat" Someone genuinely asked this like it's such a fresh and geniuses idea
spike the god poster about as Suttle as a branding iron
spike the god poster Maybe they wanted to know what kind of drugs he was on
Remember when Derek Savage commissioned a furry to draw pictures of Cool Cat for his website?? The funniest part is that he liked a picture of Cool Cat in drag thinking that was Cool Cat's mom lmao
+Adrian Fahrenheit Oh god, he did what!?!
boxorak twitter.com/SqrlyJack/status/672803652625694720
+Adrian Fahrenheit
... it makes so much sense
+Adrian Fahrenheit This is made funnier by the fact Adam is a furry
Furries disgust me
14:02 Okay but are we gonna talk about how he just gave himself a belly rub and it made his leg twitch?
He also does it at 11:20
Looks like he's jacking off
kinda weird considering cats HATE being pet on the stomach but alright
😅😅😅😅😅
He’s been in the middle of “analyzing an intelligent art film” for many years now lol
Reflects Synecdoche perfectly
“Yo yo yo! My name is Cool Cat and I am the coolest cat there is. I like to play and have fun and I’m always on the run. The sun is shining and I’m feelin’ fine, so everybody listen to the words I’m sayin’”
Somebody not only had to write that, but somebody else had to rap that. Just let that sink in... Somebody wrote those words, in that order, down on paper, and then a completely different person had to go into a studio and rap those words that the other person wrote down on that paper of theirs, and now it’s a thing.
Absolutely chilling.
DADDY DERECK is going to update the us military book to include the Space Force.
Ah beat me to it
Amber Sweet OMG YAS! Cool cat goes to space without a helmet! Hope that’s the next book
exiting the atmosphere without an insulated oxygen supply isnt COOL, I D E N T I F Y Y O U R S E L F
Cool Cat: Space Marine.
In the Grink Darkness of the 41st Millenium there is only B O O G I E W O O G I E
14:08 From the looks of Cool Cat's room, he's really narcissistic.
@Joshua Poon He doesn't have enough money to take drugs and anti-ADHD medicaments, so he only uses Drugs.
Just like my brother
I'd like to point out the "Cool Cat Goes Ethanol" is the opposite of going grink. The process of making ethanol puts out more pollution than it saves. The reason all gas stations in the US have signs saying: "contains 10% ethanol" is because that is the minimum required by federal law. This law is a deal made with corn farmers in the US in order for them to make more money as corn is used in ethanol, as well as make it look like the government's doing something about global warming. Based on his Fair Use video, it's clear he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about at all, so I'm not surprised he didn't do basic research.
Going Grink?
I am about to really blitz your mind. Mining Lithium for the batteries in electric cars is one of the most toxic and environmentally damaging things you can do. Then you have to ship all of the raw materials all around the world to be assembled on diesel powered cargo ships. Then guess what? Those cars need to be constantly recharged by electricity that comes from coal burning power plants. This whole green energy plan seems to have some tragic flaws in it....
Fun fact: if you check the IMDb page for this movie, under the "quotes" section the scene about his autographed guitar was used. They actually put when cool cat said wow and messed up the word as "W-Wow!". They also used "there he is!"
Nothing beats
"I love babies" and "Cool Cat Loves to Boogie Woogie"
did they put "nnhgnhgn *scratches self*" there?
OMFG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC RYDEN FOR LIFE
+Mira Meffie I wasn't expecting to see another Ryden here omg
Alyssa Johnson :D
11:22
Cool cat no
Not in front of the kids
a skeleton Omg what the fuck was he doing
Probably shaking the suit to ventilate it so he doesn't suffocate in Cool Cat
Grunt™
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Cool Cat: "I'm always on the run!"
So you ARE a predator!
"The reason you don't have friends is because you're a miserable overweight bully."
*So THATS the reason I have no friends!*
I can’t believe this video was one of my introductions to Death Grips
how so?
wtf why is the bully crying *S P E R M.*
9:25
Lol cool cat busted a nut in the bullies eye obviously
Ah yes, rated 18+.
@@alistersvenschoff1885
LOL
Just like daddy Derek says “what goes around cums around”
Hugh kenfokov Cool Cat loves all kids!
I paint walls because nobody loves me.
+Cool Cat You heard me!
+Cool Cat And your nose is fat. :v
+Cool Cat Don't worry cool cat I think you're cool ;D ...Just please don't let Derek put you in any more movies. ;3;
+Cool Cat Those commentators kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! *electro beat*
***** THERE HE IIIIIIIS
10:27 OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE
I CAN'T
I'M DONE, I'll finish this video later, once I've recovered.
Yeeeeesssss!
You CAT?
fuck
Tyler Wickenden get out.
i didnt get that part ? lol
No, you want 8:57.
10:28 Shoutout to the guy going outside of his home to do something completely normal and sees a man in a bright orange cat costume shouting at some kids while being filmed, so he just casually walks backwards as he reenters his house.
The inspiration for Smiling Friends "I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIDS!"