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I noticed that some of the candy that the bully stole from babies includes lollipops. It's dangerous to give lollipops to babies because they can choke on the stick. Therefore I'm going to assume that Butch was just trying to save some babies from choking and Cool Cat just chased and intimidated him. Who's the real hero?
I'm sick of actually funny and original comments (or content) getting no attention while overused shit Is getting ALL the attention. you better get at least 25 likes Or else...
My dad and I actually met Eric Estrada a few years ago at a convention. He’s hands down the nicest, most down to earth celebrity I’ve met. In front of us in line was a frail old woman in a wheelchair, she had a Cheers hat, Cheers shirt, and other Cheers merch on her chair. And Eric helped her up and held her when they counted down for a picture, he kissed her on the cheek right as they took the picture. She was so happy and laughing so much. Then they talked for a while. He was just genuinely a nice guy. He knew the fans are why he’s famous, and appreciates them.
My favourite part about Derek Savage is that the only reason he calls himself that is because his real name (Darryl Ray Evans) has a felony conviction for illegal firearm possession
@@mandyward5372 yea but that doesn’t mean he’d have to change his first name. You are primarily identified by your last name, especially with regards to legal matters. It’s not like Darryl is an uncommon name.
"The candy thief was released due to a lack of evidence because he ate all of the candy." Except that we saw him just dump the candy on the sidewalk only a few yards away from where he was arrested. That's some fine police work there, Lou.
chris gostanian But if they know he ate the candy, the next logical question would be "Where did he get the candy?". Then, a bunch of little kids tell the police officer that he stole it, and as long as the kids weren't black, the police officer would have arrested the bully. But, none of that would have happened because the police department isn't going to try to go after some 10 year-old who stole some kid's candy (unless he was black gph.is/1rkbizD).
Imagine starring as an important role in one of famous Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino's most famous and thrilling movie series as mother with a dark past and deadly fighting skills and end up playing a role as important as a cameo where you pretend to be friends with an adult man in his mid thirties sweating in a murrsuit of an orange cat
I was thinking the same thing. The only children I can imagine getting any sort of entertainment from this would be REALLY young kids, because any child too old for kindergarten would either think this was dumb or get bored and want to watch something else.
"Bullies never have any friends" Remember kids, if you're getting antagonized and picked on by a group of people who are friends with each other, they're automatically in the right because they have friends and therefore cannot be bullies.
Man, that really sucks too, because those mean girls who I used to _think_ were bullying me formed a clique. And now it's all of them against me, so I guess I'm just wrong by default, and slightly overweight people are evil. /s
Daddy Derek is so considerate towards children with autism, ADHD, learning difficulties etc who often struggle to make friends from the start because of their conditions and then their alienation is compounded with further bullying because they stick out as different. Thanks Daddy Derek for teaching me that I'm a horrible person for having autism!
Shiny Skies They would probably explode like a watermelon that was just hit with an iron sledgehammer moving at 56 miles per hour swung by a WWE wrestler with more muscle mass on his body than there is fur on Cool Cat.
I just realized...all Mama Cat’s dialogue sounds like its ADR instead of clearly recorded live like all Cool Cats scenes. So...that’s just the same guy in the suit doing both characters isn’t it? So Daddy Derek is really just feeling up Cool Cat in drag isn’t he?
On a sad note, the actress who played Mama Cat did report being harassed by Derek Savage relentlessly, on and off set, to the point that she refuses to work with him again.
@@lonesavior @Punchy 207 She was fired after she invited Jason Johnson, Cool Cat's actor, to take a shower and chill for a while after the last day of shooting. As Jason was taking a shower, Derek bust into Mama Cat's actress house and made a scene because he thought she was trying some advance on another man.
Yes and no. Apparently, they did get a woman to play the role, but only had one cat suit. This is why scenes that show Cool Cat and Momma Cat together show an obvious split-screen (including one where Cool Cat's legs are cut off!). However, Jason Johnson (the actor who played Cool Cat) confirmed in an interview that this was him in the suit during the scene where Cool Cat tells his parents about the writing contest because the lady was unavailable for the scene.
He made it obvious that he was a money-grubber who hated criticism and had absolutely no respect for the community that made people care about him. One who had no goddamn idea how copyright worked.
I will never be able to hear "there he is" without it becoming "dere he ees!" in my head. The amount of times this has derailed a conversation is staggering. This is my life now.
The first I saw of this was just a clip of the bully getting arrested for having a gun, at the time I was dead certain that it was a parody of some kind.
Someone needs to make a Cool Cat mod for Skyrim and everytime you talk to someone they would say "There he is" then proceed with their usual dialogue Seriously, the there he is line when you mentioned people wearing the cool cat shirt was the funniest thing ive heard in a while. "There he is" needs to be a meme
Mr OpinionGiver I've tried a few times but for some reason they never hold my interest long enough. Either I always catch them at a bad time or the person is just quiet the whole time until they look at the stream and chime in something that someone said in the chat
I love the bully's plan to stop Cool Cat's pursuit, as well. "This candy will trip him and he'll fall flat on his face!" Someone watches too much Home Alone.
17:29 If you actually listen to what is being said in this scene you’ll hear some terrible advice. Telling a bully that you are friends with a fictional children’s character and that they are on your side is quite literally one of the worst things a child could do when facing bullying. It just gives the bully ripe material to make fun of you.
Did anyone else notice that Dr. Brown tried to push Cool Cat out of the way with his fist at 0:17? as to say, "Get The Fuck Away From My Car You Weirdo!"
18:42 Derek savage seems like a nice guy (Derek goes on a copyright striking rampage and holds channels hostage for several months) In cool cats own words THATS NOT COOL
As a Canadian, we apologize for the ad, and not many of us like it. At all. I don’t understand why the producers made it seem like people just have guns with no proper safety checks when we need a license for each gun owned, with most people keeping them in lockers. This would practically never happen, and even so, the parent needs a license, and if they don’t, kid should’ve called the cops because it is a grave crime. We’re also taught about prober gun safety from a young age. We apologize
I must admit I've never actually heard of that. Even without that though I don't see why anyone would ever just bring a gun to school in any circumstance.
didn't he also commit several felonies: theft of a firearm, illegally/dangerously transporting a firearm (did he unload it first), and (techincally) trafficking a stolen firearm
Cool cat - look there's a gun other there lets tell our parents and teachers Girl 1 - COOL CAT IS CORRECT!!! (Monotone voice off) THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GLORIOUS STATE 🇰🇵
I fucking LOVE the whole "that kid kicked sand in cool cats face" mini song. That could totally be turned into something awesome. It's naturally rhythmic.
12:27 "there's a lack of evidence because the crook ate all the candy" Just think about that sentence for a moment. That's like saying "there's a lack of evidence because the murderer wiped his fingerprints off the gun". Well, you still know his fingerprints were on the gun, just like you still know the crook stole the candy. All that happened is that the crook failed to hide the evidence (more to the point, he didn't even eat all the candy he threw it on the ground to trip cool cat). The sentence makes no sense.
@@Predator20357 , fun fact, there was a serial killer, John George Haigh, who misunderstood the Latin term "corpus delicti" and thought it meant that you can't be convicted of murder if there's no body. The word "corpus" is actually figurative and refers to the body of evidence required to prove a crime has been committed. So he was convicted and hanged.
Fictional bullies who aren't actually bullies according to Cool Cat's logic: Nelson Muntz Biff Tannen Draco Malfoy Cobra Kai The Tunnel Snakes from Fallout 3
If this were a show, I'd watch it. No, seriously. If it were ACTUALLY about a woman whose obsession with furry roleplay caused her son to become really fucked up and actually believe he's a cat, and the delusional dad who just goes along with his wife's fantasy world... I don't know, that would be a really interesting series. Like a semi-surreal setting where just about everyone in the town is screwed up in some way, like the pornstar policeman who arrests children for no damn reason. Or the bully who got arrested, you know there's some really emotionally turbulent stuff going on in his household. Does anyone else think this would be awesome?
This was an incredibly fair review, you never once pointed out the bad acting, or story issues, just the pure moral and ethical issues the movie portrayed. In other news this movie was legitimately painful to watch and I hope I never have to endure it again.
Great Britant Porn Cop 1: Can you tell us what the assalant looked like ma'am? Victim: Yes he was... tall, m-middle aged an-and.... what is your partner doing? Porn Cop 1: *looks to see his partner beating off* Oh getting ready. New law; everyone we question we now get the right record and fuck. Victim:.... I.... who passed this law? Porn Cop 2: You don't wanna know, now why don't you take two of these. This is going to be a 17 hour long animated film.
Theory: Derek Savage is actually a sitcom character who, by psychic might, became real. Many of the less-pleasant things he's done (threatening to send someone's address to Islamic State, posting images from his time in pornography on a kid's website, etc.) would be funny if it occurred in fiction. This also explains why his life pre-Cool Cat is so mysterious- he doesn't have one. This theory may also apply to Tommy Wiseau, but I instead believe that Wiseau is a vampire.
@@KanishQQuotes Funny thing is, the original subplot of The Room was that Tommy was a vampire/alien, thus explaining why he lacked emotion in both facial and vocal expressions, and the ending was that he switched into the said vampire/alien hybrid on his apartment rooftop and flew over San Francisco like Bale Batman before his time. I'm not joking. But because of budget constraints, they settled with Tommy's suicide.
It's kind of touching how YMS throws shade on this video for its implication that unpopular kids are bullies, and only bullies are unpopular. It reveals true empathy, hidden underneath all that sarcasm and low rez png images
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It's almost like Daddy Derek doesn't understand fair use? :o
Plot twist •••• Eric and Vivica are the ones wearing the cat costumes.
17:02 I'd bet cool cats sweet ass that those kids are siblings!
Damn that sucks
DER HE IS
"Cast:
Cool Cat - Cool Cat"
Yeah, I wouldn't want my name on there either.
Brygelsmack actually it then proceeds to say Cool Cat - Jason Johnson.
Jason Johnson? Is that a gay pornstar name?
ghgtare I dunno maybe, i mean if he's willing to play cool cat then who knows what he does in his spare time
Dere he is
cool cat as also credited as a producer....
whats worse is that they actually credit momma cat as a person, but not cool cat.....
I noticed that some of the candy that the bully stole from babies includes lollipops. It's dangerous to give lollipops to babies because they can choke on the stick. Therefore I'm going to assume that Butch was just trying to save some babies from choking and Cool Cat just chased and intimidated him. Who's the real hero?
WHAT A TWIST
oh
dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
+Jessica Wood butch is the hero
No, he's a bully because...He's blonde! Seriously, why are so many bully characters blonde?
I find it odd that Adam failed to point out that the police officer was played by a male pornstar.
+spiritmint that might be the most interesting fact about this movie... i mean... how did that even happen?
Murcia doxial Daddy Derek knows some *people*.
spiritmint maybe he is daddy dereks acting coach... and personal plumber
Murcia doxial TBH the male pornstar has more acting chops than Daddy Derek. He's probably a cooler guy too, given Savage's recent Twitter drama.
spiritmint daddy derek has a very disfunctional memory and forgets things... like the last bit of cool cat
Butch the bully is honestly one of the saddest characters in film history.
Word
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I mean he's cool cat's bully, that is a truly sad role to fill in life.
@@akatuski420davis6 Not to mention he was arrested twice within a short period of time
@@michaelgraham9774 yeah one of the best antagonist ever
@@michaelgraham9774 notice how his crimes escalated after getting arrested
"They put lies on the internet?" A little ironic, isn't it daddy derek?
Oh yeah nahoi
I love your profile picture so much
you really think someones just going to go on the internet and spread lies?
Oh boy Derek if you make Another cool cat movie you better make sure how the copyright strike system works
agreed
"People used to pick on me, but then I learned how to react". Vivica A. Fox's last words before being sued by the Fine Bros.
Hahahaha
I'm sick of actually funny and original comments (or content) getting no attention while overused shit Is getting ALL the attention. you better get at least 25 likes Or else...
Oh GOD, that sounds like a threat! I'm sorry I did not mean it like that!
+Unlimited Trees (Assoholic Bltch) what did I do?
+Unlimited Trees (Assoholic Bltch) ayyyy IHE
" that kid kicked sand in cool cat's face!" Song is priceless. I have it randomly pop up in my mind some days! He said it with rythm!
I think he said. "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat face!" I didn't hear any S after cat. So it all sounded weird.
4:08
It’s Stupeflip-Cold World
@@dunstik8842 same herr
Some days? Try every day! I’m walking around work and I’ll just suddenly yell: THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT’S FACE!!!
They are ABSOLUTELY drinking real margaritas during their scenes
"My mom got me out of jail and she spanked my butt" damn. That kid has some hard stuff going on in his life.
What can I say he grew up rough in these streets
Sarah Mugs Wolf he's a gangsta
>look at a cool gun
>wow that's so cool
>get arrested
>get spanked
>apologize
>Sexual Abuse
Mugsy Moo Ii
there he is
that kid kicked sand in cool cat's face
IHate4Kids 4KIDS has the best one piece dub of all time
Look. He posted it again
IHate4Kids and there he went.
Imagine if 4Kids made this...
My dad and I actually met Eric Estrada a few years ago at a convention. He’s hands down the nicest, most down to earth celebrity I’ve met. In front of us in line was a frail old woman in a wheelchair, she had a Cheers hat, Cheers shirt, and other Cheers merch on her chair. And Eric helped her up and held her when they counted down for a picture, he kissed her on the cheek right as they took the picture. She was so happy and laughing so much. Then they talked for a while. He was just genuinely a nice guy. He knew the fans are why he’s famous, and appreciates them.
Thats actually really wholesome
That is so sweet.
What a nice guy, especially compared to Derek Savage.
That kid kicked sand in cool cat's face
That might explain why he was even in this movie. Could be he was just being nice.
Did anyone else notice that the police just left the gun on the ground after arresting those kids?
It's called priorities
With US cops they're lucky the kid didn't get shot for being near a gun. 'I had no choice he was reaching for a weapon'.
Think, who left the gun in the backyard in the first place. "Gotta get my arrest quota somehow!"
the gun wants to be found it wants to return to its master
I read that in my head in Lapis' voice and it fits so well
The "she spanked my butt" kid is far and away the best actor in the whole movie
S Perry Top 10 Oscar Worthy Performances.
S Perry *_no I am_*
Oscar worthy and I definitely agree
You are hereby under arrest for having no friends
rip
Well shit cuff me up coppers
I should have been arrested like 20 years ago then
Aw bugger
*_what the..._*
Butch unironically has the best performance in this "film"
Wynn Elliott ikr that kid was giving it his all.
Hes like linus in shark boy and lava girl
hhhhhhAHAHA
I feel so bad for him, I hope all the fat shaming didn't get to him and he has a successful acting career in the future
Yeah every other actor either was unironically bad or ironically good.
I feel like this entire franchise is a justification for his fetish
Oh it likely is
He seems like the kinda guy that does this shit to get "close" with the child talent. Maybe that's just my fucked up imagination.
The question is, which one?
And his Van Halen guitar
Def could be, I get the feeling he knows its shit and hes just relying on it to make money. Though I can't imagine THAT much. Or at least not anymore.
Erik Estrada's teeth were the best actors in this movie.
Shut up and make me another viva la fegel already.
I want to like your comment, but that would put the likes over 69. Sorry.
There he is!
Not the first time someone said that about his teeth I imagine.
***** THEH HEE IIIIIIIIIIIISSSS!!!
A writing contest for kids in an adult entertainment magazine
I like your profile picture. Selkie is under appreciated.
“Don’t tell your parents”
Just did
and that adult magazine has a picture of a child on it..................
Trevor Britton Theres some really dark shit going on behind the scenes.
My favourite part about Derek Savage is that the only reason he calls himself that is because his real name (Darryl Ray Evans) has a felony conviction for illegal firearm possession
That’s beyond hilarious
His name's not even Derek?! Why did he have to change his first name??
@@GippyHappy Did you even read what cheese said? He changed it because he had a illegal firearm possession charge on his old name
@@mandyward5372 yea but that doesn’t mean he’d have to change his first name. You are primarily identified by your last name, especially with regards to legal matters. It’s not like Darryl is an uncommon name.
How have I never heard this, god tier DD trivia
why do his parents call him cool cat does he not have a name
The same reason your parents named you snipars
Waave lmao
Oh hey it's Snipars you're pretty _cool_.
His name is Cool Cat
First name: Cool
Last name: Cat
I guess Derricks last name is Cat. Derrick Cat.
"The candy thief was released due to a lack of evidence because he ate all of the candy." Except that we saw him just dump the candy on the sidewalk only a few yards away from where he was arrested. That's some fine police work there, Lou.
I have to agree, you see, after playing L.A. Noire, I believe I can do a better job than that policemen, I'm basically a rea l detective.
He got away with it because of his white privilege :P
chris gostanian But if they know he ate the candy, the next logical question would be "Where did he get the candy?". Then, a bunch of little kids tell the police officer that he stole it, and as long as the kids weren't black, the police officer would have arrested the bully. But, none of that would have happened because the police department isn't going to try to go after some 10 year-old who stole some kid's candy (unless he was black gph.is/1rkbizD).
Oh, I appreciate that, chief.
It's "Fat time" for him
"Would you both like to hear what Vivica did?" *Cut to Kill Bill Vol. 1 fight*
I totally thought he was gonna add that in
SpookySkulll I wish he actually did that
Derek is contractually obligated to have his chest hair showing at all times.
And his bald spot too.
He must, cuz the lady folk loves it. And Derek loves dem lady folk XD
Wait, what if he’s,
A PEDOPHILE!?
@@daliborjovanovic510 As a lady folk myself, the sight of Daddy Derek's chest hair makes me wish I'd never been born.
And he wrote the contract 😏
Imagine starring as an important role in one of famous Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino's most famous and thrilling movie series as mother with a dark past and deadly fighting skills
and end up playing a role as important as a cameo where you pretend to be friends with an adult man in his mid thirties sweating in a murrsuit of an orange cat
Possibly Dell Honne that’s my life goal
why is it that I want to sever cool cats head and display it as a trophy on my bookshelf
@@aryorha Sever, good sir.
Thanks didn’t catch that one
@@aryorha No worries
15:15 Asian kid has short hair.
16:34 Asian kid that was arrested has long hair.
Must've been a rough couple months in jail for that kid.
Oh wait, "Later in the Day"...."Later in the Day"....
You mean 16:15?
Apparently not. That's still further back than I intended. What the fuck was I doing?
Isnt it a different kid
poor kid. a bully put in jail. I thought they just talked to them not put them in juvie.
THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE
There he is!
the worst part is that the sand didn't even fly in Cool Cat's general direction...
It's going to be fat time for me.
what a hero LOL
My momma spanked me hard maayn
the "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cats face" remix was really needed in my life
The original song is cold world by stupeflip
Who was cool cat made for?! I showed it to my 6yr old brother and he couldn't stop laughing at how stupid it was
I was thinking the same thing. The only children I can imagine getting any sort of entertainment from this would be REALLY young kids, because any child too old for kindergarten would either think this was dumb or get bored and want to watch something else.
Your brother sounds pretty cool
It's meant for overweight bullies with no friends.
Stoners? I enjoyed it!
As the heavy drinker representative this goes great with some vodka.
I just got a Scientology ad saying that joining makes you better at skate boarding. What the actual fuck?
They'll do anything.
Blimblam was it the one with Aaron Kyro?
Blimblam
but nobody is answering the question of IS IT TRUE? I WANNA BE A SK8TR B0I!
I've been getting Meet Single Muslims ads. I'm a gay atheist, wtf have I been looking up that made them think this was applicable to me
4:03 THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE
+Peter Gorman THERE HE IS
This needs a remix...
+Sir Tobias look up "cool cat remix"
+Peter Gorman deh he iz
+Peter Gorman I think we all need a 10 hours of that. XD
"Bullies never have any friends"
Remember kids, if you're getting antagonized and picked on by a group of people who are friends with each other, they're automatically in the right because they have friends and therefore cannot be bullies.
Man, that really sucks too, because those mean girls who I used to _think_ were bullying me formed a clique. And now it's all of them against me, so I guess I'm just wrong by default, and slightly overweight people are evil. /s
Daddy Derek is so considerate towards children with autism, ADHD, learning difficulties etc who often struggle to make friends from the start because of their conditions and then their alienation is compounded with further bullying because they stick out as different. Thanks Daddy Derek for teaching me that I'm a horrible person for having autism!
@@goingunder2548 it's a stupid, shitty movie that teaches terrible lessons but you're reaching so hard lol
Yea you can tell zero effort was put into the "message".
"Help! A bully just stole my candy, and he's right there!!" *pans to child maniacally laughing a few feet away*
That part is hilarious ngl
Butch the bully was arrested for Gun theft, armed robbery, resisting arrest, and 87 war crimes between 1997 and 2014
In all seriousness, being charged/arrested for resisting arrest is such a bullshit charge.
@@theangryholmesian4556 what should they do? Let him go because he wont cooperate? You arent above the law
@@thesckid339 It's nothing but an excuse to punish people for being frightened or protesting if they're unjustly arrested.
@@theangryholmesian4556 unjustly arrested? You're joking right?
@@thesckid339 I meant in general as a possibility. I'm not specifically referring to Butch the Bully.
"If you're being bullied, tell them that Cool Cat is always on my side."
Now how do you think that bully would respond..
Shiny Skies random bully: Who the fuck is Cool Cat?
they'd run because cool cat is COOOOOOOOOOL
Shiny Skies They would probably explode like a watermelon that was just hit with an iron sledgehammer moving at 56 miles per hour swung by a WWE wrestler with more muscle mass on his body than there is fur on Cool Cat.
Well personally, I would leave that kid alone. He has enough problem dealing with the weirdo in the fur suit, without me adding to it.
Shiny Skies Then you’ll be laughed at AND bullied!
Roses are red
The moon is in space
That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat’s face!
Vade DERE HE IZZ
Vade this a underrated comment
😆😆
Everything is in space.
🤣🤣🤣
When he said "that kid kicked sand in cool cat's face!" He was wrong, the kid actually kicked it the opposite direction from cool cat
I still quote "i got scared and became confused" on the daily
Phew thought I was the only one
Same with "it's okay. But always look both ways before crossing the street" when there is no street nearby
I hope that the kid who plays the bully is having a great day.
He overdosed on ketamine
@@dddmmi AND I DID IT
MY WAAAAAAAY
He genuinely seems to be the best actor in the movie, like he's actually convincing compared to the other non-characters.
I just realized...all Mama Cat’s dialogue sounds like its ADR instead of clearly recorded live like all Cool Cats scenes. So...that’s just the same guy in the suit doing both characters isn’t it? So Daddy Derek is really just feeling up Cool Cat in drag isn’t he?
On a sad note, the actress who played Mama Cat did report being harassed by Derek Savage relentlessly, on and off set, to the point that she refuses to work with him again.
@@lonesavior that's hilarious
i mean not that she was harassed but
@@lonesavior @Punchy 207 She was fired after she invited Jason Johnson, Cool Cat's actor, to take a shower and chill for a while after the last day of shooting.
As Jason was taking a shower, Derek bust into Mama Cat's actress house and made a scene because he thought she was trying some advance on another man.
Yes and no. Apparently, they did get a woman to play the role, but only had one cat suit. This is why scenes that show Cool Cat and Momma Cat together show an obvious split-screen (including one where Cool Cat's legs are cut off!). However, Jason Johnson (the actor who played Cool Cat) confirmed in an interview that this was him in the suit during the scene where Cool Cat tells his parents about the writing contest because the lady was unavailable for the scene.
A bully just stole my candy and HE'S RIGHT THERE
Ryan 136 AHAHAHAHA!
go get him..
He’s right in front of me, very close, I know how to deal with bullies, etc. But I still can’t get them.
THERE HE IS
Ruined ur 69 upvote
Cheers
"Derek seems like a nice guy trying to do the right thing."
*Famous last words*
@@greasybacon7125 you have serious case of schrizophenia. And before you argue with me, think if I am real or not.
@@samtepal3892 I think I have schizophrenia, because I also see you
"Ignorant of the lol is not an asscuse"
Derek is definitely a serial killer
I want to buy the "He threw sand in cool cat's face" remix
T H E K I D K I C K E D S A N D I N C O O L C A T S F A C E
StickWoman Invasion *T H E R E H E I S !*
StickWoman Invasion me too
**Screen records**
*that THERE kid HE kicked sand IS in cool cats face*
Why'd the other kid get arrested for seeing the gun what the hell
for being friends with the bully... that is unnatural in this universe
@@djolemacola for rubbing his hands together menacingly
Guilty by association.
Well anybody who's ever been a friend of a murderer is guilty by association
@@ohyeahbonsai Hey man I agree its fucked but people really do think like that.
"Because remember kids, yelling at bullies is the best way to ward them off!"
-Cool Cat/Derek Savage, (whenever the film came out)
What What Okay, thanks for letting me know when it came out.
2015.
"I think Derek Savage seems like a genuinely good guy just trying to do the right thing"
WHOO, that one changed, dinnit.
What happened?
He made it obvious that he was a money-grubber who hated criticism and had absolutely no respect for the community that made people care about him. One who had no goddamn idea how copyright worked.
Check out his "Savage Crime Show" on UA-cam. That guy is scary with a gun in his hands.
That is an understatem-
"oh no! mikey can't hear us, he has airpods in!"
It’s downright insane how much this made me laugh
I will never be able to hear "there he is" without it becoming "dere he ees!" in my head. The amount of times this has derailed a conversation is staggering. This is my life now.
13 Reasons Why
Directed by Daddy Derek
That would be worth it just for the unintentional hilarity! XD
That...actually makes more sence now
13 Reasons Why would actually be good.
Hey, it's me! Cool Cat! And welcome to your tape! Huh-HAAH!
13 Reasons Why
*Watches this*
14 Reasons Why
17:03 that's the oposite of what this guy did to IHE
That was my favorite video 😢
+Juan Salaverri STOMPING ON THE CONSTITUTION! EXUISITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
JUST IGNOOOOOOOO-
I would find it rather funny if IHE decided to quote Cool Cat's messages about cyber bullying to Derek.
+syaondri If he did, I missed it.
Vivica Fox and Erik Estrada have to be in this as a form of court-ordered community service.
lincolnlobster what did they do? DUI? Dwi? What?
@@remixchild mass genocide
@Dylan Bundren I don't remember that episode of chips
Or he blackmailing them with something
Plot twist Copperhead ended up in hell and this is how hell is like for her
I'm genuinely upset to learn that Cool Cat wasn't a parody or intentionally funny. I thought this was so clever before this.
The first I saw of this was just a clip of the bully getting arrested for having a gun, at the time I was dead certain that it was a parody of some kind.
It's like the Room. Takes a special kind of tone deaf, egocentric person to create something so totally ridiculous in a serious deadpan manner
I cannot understand a single word comming out of the chubby blond kid.
IM GONNA PUNK GUP
ValeJinx I’m pretty sure it’s pun gun...
I like to pretend he's foreign and thats why nobody likes him.
Grace Johnson it’s like boomhower
Pewdiepie recently released a video where he made several jokes about the same thing! XD
Someone needs to make a Cool Cat mod for Skyrim and everytime you talk to someone they would say "There he is" then proceed with their usual dialogue
Seriously, the there he is line when you mentioned people wearing the cool cat shirt was the funniest thing ive heard in a while. "There he is" needs to be a meme
+ThatGiambalvoGuy Yes, just one race of Cool Cats.
Do you even go to twitch chat when Adum streams?!?! it's been a meme for a long time
Mr OpinionGiver
I dont watch streams
ThatGiambalvoGuy You should they are the best haha
Mr OpinionGiver
I've tried a few times but for some reason they never hold my interest long enough. Either I always catch them at a bad time or the person is just quiet the whole time until they look at the stream and chime in something that someone said in the chat
I can't get over this one line.
"Help! A bully just stole my candy, and he's RIGHT THERE!"
GlaceonGalGaming 10:50
GlaceonGalGaming
That's no child
that's a grown ass man
GlaceonGalGaming
I think that was legitimately the funniest moment in that entire piece of shit movie.
I love the bully's plan to stop Cool Cat's pursuit, as well.
"This candy will trip him and he'll fall flat on his face!"
Someone watches too much Home Alone.
My favourite is the kid who runs into the road, starts complaining and dramatically points at the bully.
17:29 If you actually listen to what is being said in this scene you’ll hear some terrible advice. Telling a bully that you are friends with a fictional children’s character and that they are on your side is quite literally one of the worst things a child could do when facing bullying. It just gives the bully ripe material to make fun of you.
Did anyone else notice that Dr. Brown tried to push Cool Cat out of the way with his fist at 0:17? as to say, "Get The Fuck Away From My Car You Weirdo!"
Holy crap, never thought I'd see you here.
Well hello mr game grumps animator 0.0
Lol yeah
*Whip Crack*
More Drunken Peasants!
*Whip Crack*
***** better not do the 100th episode. That was horrible.
18:42
Derek savage seems like a nice guy
(Derek goes on a copyright striking rampage and holds channels hostage for several months)
In cool cats own words
THATS NOT COOL
Totally a "nice guy". XD
Yep
He also threatened to give ISIS the addresses of people who criticised the film.
Xehanort10
ARE YOU SERIOUS
@@goldenretriever6440 Yeah. Because apparently anyone who doesn't like his shitty film deserves to be killed by a terrorist group in his mind.
From Kill Bill to Cool Cat. That must suck.
PauLtus B she was also in independence day.
at least she didn't take it very serious tho. Let's just hope she never writes this in her resume or CV
harits andhika
Well I suppose this is on her IMDb page.
from kill bill to killer queen
Kill Cat
That Canadian anti-gun ad made me seriously wince. Whoever directed the kid to take the gun has never heard of trigger discipline.
As a Canadian, we apologize for the ad, and not many of us like it. At all. I don’t understand why the producers made it seem like people just have guns with no proper safety checks when we need a license for each gun owned, with most people keeping them in lockers.
This would practically never happen, and even so, the parent needs a license, and if they don’t, kid should’ve called the cops because it is a grave crime.
We’re also taught about prober gun safety from a young age.
We apologize
Irl that kid would get arrested real fast
I must admit I've never actually heard of that. Even without that though I don't see why anyone would ever just bring a gun to school in any circumstance.
Part of the reason no one should have guns.
didn't he also commit several felonies: theft of a firearm, illegally/dangerously transporting a firearm (did he unload it first), and (techincally) trafficking a stolen firearm
When that "THERE HE IS!" Song came up, I lost it.
DEAHEIZ
+Matthew McGrath DEEEEY HEE IZZ
+SenpaiShin THATKIDKICKEDSANDINCOOCATFACE
+SenpaiShin it's my ring tone on my phone now XD
DARE HE IZZ!
'Cool Cat gets Euthanized'
Speedojesus cool cat gets "fixed"
Is it like the last episode of St. Elsewhere?
Please let this happen
Stan hi
Hi Kenny
“Entertainment magazines” And it has a little girl on it. I laughed so hard and for so long my brother almost called the hospital
10:45 this part is so underrated.
I agree, it's one of the best scenes in the movie
@@kn-jt9dj yeah that scene is oscar worthy
If you look closely at the credits, his character's name is "pointing kid". Also I agree, I thought this was the funniest part.
I disagree. That part is indeed rated.
TFW nothing to read
Where can I download the" That Kid Kicked Sand in Cool Cat's Face" song?
ua-cam.com/video/vJXVIFK8LCg/v-deo.html
Ikr
ua-cam.com/video/FkZl6wVjpDg/v-deo.html
it's so good.
Regin Leif THANKS SO MUCH
"Look! The problem is over!" That get's me every time.
16:21
Cool cat - look there's a gun other there lets tell our parents and teachers
Girl 1 - COOL CAT IS CORRECT!!! (Monotone voice off)
THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GLORIOUS STATE 🇰🇵
7:17 Daddy Derek can switch his shirts in the blink of an eye, what a cool dude
You should see what he can go with his pants.
@@anthrologyproductions676 ayo
I like how ham-fistedly innocent this is.
"Someone is telling lies on the internet? :O "
The internet is 60% porn, 30% lies and 10% cat videos.
The internet is everything in real life, but multiplied by 420.
Those numbers seem a bit off.
There's probably a lot more porn on the internet than just 60%.
Need more cat videos
Those statistics are basically the Cool Cat movie.
The real question is, which does this video fall under. You could legit make a case for all 3.
I fucking LOVE the whole "that kid kicked sand in cool cats face" mini song. That could totally be turned into something awesome. It's naturally rhythmic.
That's an understatem-
August West *THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CATS FACE*
August West look at "it's a cold world" of "stupeflip" it's the original song from an awesome band. yms uses a lot of their beats
August West 4:10
Anyone not get recommended part 2 when watching part 1 or was that just me?
Pajamapants Jack nah, you’re not the only one. It doesn’t pop up for me even though the other multipart reviews have it set up
Yeah, happened to me, too. Oddly enough though, part 2 does get recommended if you watch I hate everything's review of the movie.
Same thing for md
Same here.
4 weeks later and yeah I had to copy/paste the title and search for it
Butch the bully
First name:Butch
Second name:The
Last name:Bully
Seems legit
I don't see anything wrong with that
Dat Boi yeah nothing wrong about that.
Its, Bully. Butch T. Bully
very butch
Sonic logic
13:31 Bloody hell, they didn't even show you how to properly hold the damn thing. His finger was immediately on the trigger as he picked it up.
6:13 i like how much Derek’s expression changes because he had to dub her audio and didn’t know what she was going to say.
oh god, this is hilarious, thank you for mentioning it :D
Saying that this video is good is an understatem--
Did anyone else have an "awwww" reaction to watching Vivica A. Fox and Erik Estrada getting paid to get drunk and act silly?
12:27 "there's a lack of evidence because the crook ate all the candy"
Just think about that sentence for a moment. That's like saying "there's a lack of evidence because the murderer wiped his fingerprints off the gun". Well, you still know his fingerprints were on the gun, just like you still know the crook stole the candy. All that happened is that the crook failed to hide the evidence (more to the point, he didn't even eat all the candy he threw it on the ground to trip cool cat). The sentence makes no sense.
Imagine something else like that “We can’t convict Freddy Krueger because he burned all the bodies”
@@Predator20357 , fun fact, there was a serial killer, John George Haigh, who misunderstood the Latin term "corpus delicti" and thought it meant that you can't be convicted of murder if there's no body.
The word "corpus" is actually figurative and refers to the body of evidence required to prove a crime has been committed. So he was convicted and hanged.
@nihilistic_ jam to you
the lack of candy is the damn evidence
I'm so glad I live on the opposite side of the country from where this was filmed...
Living in South Carolina has never been so dam gratifying
+Daniel Biggins Virginia Represent Yo!
well, I'm from Michigan, so good enough, I guess.
I live in California,
I'm sorry for this
+ImtheArbiter same
Did anyone else notice that the Asian kid had a few months of hair growth in what's presumably a couple of hours ?
Fictional bullies who aren't actually bullies according to Cool Cat's logic:
Nelson Muntz
Biff Tannen
Draco Malfoy
Cobra Kai
The Tunnel Snakes from Fallout 3
w e ‘ r e t h e t u n n e l s n a k e s
Dont forget anyone in the cobra kai. They're ripped af and have numerous friends.
SuperLlama42 I still think hells overseers sounded better
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
Nelson is chubby though..
5:45
"Well boys, we did it. *bullying* is no more"
Themonkeymartin not if I have anything to say about it and I do I’m gonna bully the butch!
This whole movie is an understatem
“Oh no! They put lies in the internet?”
Sound familiar, Daddy Derek?
Daddy Derek did an oopsie
He probably mistaken the copyright strikes as a big stack of playing cards. Gotta collect them all!
ValeJinx that’s so almost the Pokemon tag line.
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
Is it just me, or is Cool Cat's mouth moving JUST a little bit when he talks?
it's not just you.
It happens around 4:35
I've noticed it as well.
But the jaw is shit :p
Hi Okuyasu
"would you like to show some more teeth?"
I spat out my drink.
*_D E R E H E I S_*
*DA Ki KK SAND AT KOOL KATS FACE*
Here's something unrelated
goin Grink
De H iZ
Meem Dealer here’s something else unrelated.
ALTURNATUL FUELS
I was up at 3 am trying to get the fuck to sleep when I just stared singing 'cool cat likes to rock and roll'. I promptly took 2 Benadryl.
can you look at daddy Derek's face at 6:13
Daddy Derek's reactions to Momma Cat's non-existent lines are literally crushing my soul.
Derek seems like the kind of guy that just... got struck by lightning a couple times and it resulted in some sort of brain damage.
If this were a show, I'd watch it.
No, seriously. If it were ACTUALLY about a woman whose obsession with furry roleplay caused her son to become really fucked up and actually believe he's a cat, and the delusional dad who just goes along with his wife's fantasy world... I don't know, that would be a really interesting series. Like a semi-surreal setting where just about everyone in the town is screwed up in some way, like the pornstar policeman who arrests children for no damn reason. Or the bully who got arrested, you know there's some really emotionally turbulent stuff going on in his household.
Does anyone else think this would be awesome?
A family picture! 😀
MrGMoney1944
...What.
***** Maybe they meant to reply to me...?
Pebphiz in tha House
Yeah, I think you're right.
Good old /b/.
The ratings for this movie on IMDB are 8.7/10 WTF!!!
lizardberry 21 I rated it a 10/10
YourMovieSucksDOTorg i would r8 this an 8/8 oh and btw grats on hitting 200k subs
lizardberry 21 THIS MOVIE IS FUCKN DOG SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH 5:46
lizardberry 21 trust me i don't know either
Maybe they were smoking weird things and thought the movie was amazing
This was an incredibly fair review, you never once pointed out the bad acting, or story issues, just the pure moral and ethical issues the movie portrayed.
In other news this movie was legitimately painful to watch and I hope I never have to endure it again.
16:05 Anyone else notice that policeman was preparing to shoot the kid?
Well that got dark.
AllfailNowin Porn Cops gotta save the streets somehow.
AllfailNowin kids with no friends lives matter.
James Young You've just given me a great idea for an animated film.
Porn Cops: Saving the streets one sperm cell at a time
Great Britant
Porn Cop 1: Can you tell us what the assalant looked like ma'am?
Victim: Yes he was... tall, m-middle aged an-and.... what is your partner doing?
Porn Cop 1: *looks to see his partner beating off* Oh getting ready. New law; everyone we question we now get the right record and fuck.
Victim:.... I.... who passed this law?
Porn Cop 2: You don't wanna know, now why don't you take two of these. This is going to be a 17 hour long animated film.
The cop left the gun on the ground at the school wtf!!???
charlotte and kya parsons all the other kids with the pumpen up kicks you better... wait, is school shooting jokes dead?
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS-
I was gonna comment the same thing.
There He IS!!!!!! someone make this into a meme asap.
***** :'(. Sometimes words hurt. I'm going to commit suicide now..........
***** THERE HE IS!
***** Sorry, my sex life belongs to cool cat.
I would eat that meme.
I tried
makeagif.com/AVTBin
Wait, did they actual film that one kid nearly getting hit by a car? I wonder how many kids they had to go though.
Can we get that " That Kid Kicked Sand In Cool Cat's Face " Remix?
*THAT KI- KICK SAN IN CO CAT FACE*
*THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CATS FACE*
greenlink1999 That kid kicked sand in cool Cafe
JustIntricate yes that
That kid kicked sand in cool cats face
God I hated these educational movies when I was little. It feels so forced.
WasabiKitKat Educational implies you're actually learning something XD
i hated the way these moves forces their message down my throat
it always feels like the author is treating the audience like a bunch of retards
Derek Savage wanna force somethin' else down our throats D:
This ain't an educational... Anything.
WasabiKitKat .
Theory: Derek Savage is actually a sitcom character who, by psychic might, became real. Many of the less-pleasant things he's done (threatening to send someone's address to Islamic State, posting images from his time in pornography on a kid's website, etc.) would be funny if it occurred in fiction. This also explains why his life pre-Cool Cat is so mysterious- he doesn't have one. This theory may also apply to Tommy Wiseau, but I instead believe that Wiseau is a vampire.
At least wiseau doesn't act like a moral authority
@@KanishQQuotes Funny thing is, the original subplot of The Room was that Tommy was a vampire/alien, thus explaining why he lacked emotion in both facial and vocal expressions, and the ending was that he switched into the said vampire/alien hybrid on his apartment rooftop and flew over San Francisco like Bale Batman before his time. I'm not joking. But because of budget constraints, they settled with Tommy's suicide.
Why is he giving me Gob Bluth vibes lol
@@robtz759 wasn’t he meant to have a flying car aswell?
It's kind of touching how YMS throws shade on this video for its implication that unpopular kids are bullies, and only bullies are unpopular. It reveals true empathy, hidden underneath all that sarcasm and low rez png images
There should be a Cool Cat Club for all to join.
Also, 'K's makes words spelled with 'C' look cool so maybe they should spell it like that.
😂 Kool Kat's KKK
+ChillDude they hate fat people with no friends
You guys are bullying Cool Cat! I'm gonna tell Savage! And don't call me a tattle-tale, meanies!
+Celestine Hey look its the arrested bully!
Jesus Cookie perez CSOS No! Don't bully me! I'm calling the po-po!