when one of the researchers asked "can you destroy 682 for us?" the response they got was "your foundation couldn't afford it" the implications of that sentence for both the lizard AND 738 are wonderful
They already have a liquid from SCP 261 that can melt 682. They've already currently trying to collect large portions of the liquid to completely destroy 682.
A 41 hour debate in itself is a *wild* idea. Think about the pure mental fortitude you would need to keep yourself sharp or at least not fuzzy or dazed. I would’ve actually liked to do that… Of course given I had a controlling aspect like a shock collar on, I doubt I would or could refuse a deal from Satan.
@@Puddingskin01 ah. I can only imagine. And i can also imagine how skillful and such a caliber that scp is in law, that he would consider his opposition fun.
I get the feeling that this SCP when it was working with the lawyer didn't care if a deal was done or not. Just the chance to actually have someone who basically is near or at his calibur probably was sheer enjoyment for him, it wouldn't matter if the deal was signed or not. Just a chance to actually flex its muscles and show off what it could really do, likely was the greatest thing for it. To write a personal hand written letter really shows how much it enjoyed it that it was willing to have the person come back.
Well, from the wiki it's précised that with the nature of this scp, all D class personnel used for testing must have a low IQ. That way, even if they make a deal, it will not be dangerous. Like the guy who ask for freedom and was captured again 5 hours later.
@@DeathnoteBB New rule: "Doctor Bright cannot wish for the following from SCP-738 Death Candy Bars An Extremely Rare Pokemon Card (Believe me, we do not need Doctor Bright getting two PokeCards for Foundation lives.) Please report anything that Doctor Bright requests from 738 to the O5 Council." O5-3
Dr thyme: *makes deal* Asked: [REDACTED] Price: kidney Scp 738: how are you not dead yet? Dr thyme: I somehow replaced my kidney with a regenerating sponge that works better than the actual thing and keep the original stored somewhere Scp 738: what the fu-
Plus the cost would be extremely high. Unless they were quite likely to end up on the council regardless, that kind of deal would ruin them in the long run.
I feel like people often overlook the saying "with great power comes great responsibility" just because it's from Spiderman. You wanna be an O5 council? Millions, if not billions of people's lives are at stake of your actions and they don't even know it Maybe it's just me, but incompetency as a leader/representative is the most shameful and dangerous thing I can imagine
Actually, a researcher asked for 738 to remove 682 from their plane of existence with no lasting harm to Earth, the biosphere, humanity as a whole, human civilization, or the universe. 783 didn't say that it couldn't do it. It merely said that even the entire Foundation couldn't pay the price for that kind of service. So, in theory, 783 _can_ get rid of 682, but the price is _enormous._
On the note of the lawyer's document saying he was testing of his own free will: D-Class personel were sent in and radioed instructions on how to respond. The SCP would then start making deals with the researchers on the other side of the radio, since it wasn't the D-Class he was really talking with.
i felt so sad when the dyslexic d class lost his toy TWICE! most d class are pretty agressive and scary from what i know, but that d class was so wholesome
Maybe they should give him third one and tell him morphy don't like that nane anymore so they runaway. He better change name or he gonna runaway again.
Same. My favorite SCPs are the ones that are interesting and fun, not deadly or edgy. Some of my favorites from the original three-digit run are the vending machine, clockworks, and this one. I'm actually glad that more recent turns have seen the SCP Foundation embrace more humorous, interesting, or fun SCPs, rather than complaining when an SCP submitted isn't "scary" enough.
@@Cyberweasel89 ikr like why are ALL anomalies end of the world class lol even the ones that can be deadly are rejected if they can’t at LEAST end the world
Probably wouldn't work. This SCP wants to make contracts involving the deepest desires of the people sitting opposite it. Someone pointed the Desire Camera (SCP-978) at 343, and the photo showed no change (good negative control for that hilarity). 343 seems to be doing exactly what it wants, and it probably doesn't have any unfulfilled desires strong enough for 738 to bother.
"This business is a simple one. The client wants something, and they can have it for the right price. However, there's no such thing as a free lunch, a concept too few don't seem to be familiar with. Of course, no one likes to pay what's owed. The solution is so simple, so obvious, yet so often ignored. Just don't buy what you can't afford."
True though it seems like a deal with the devil always comes with added tax and gratuity, the deal always seems better than it actually is...maybe that's why the desperate make for its favourite customers
"Are you really looking for a mutually beneficial exchange with the client, as is the goal of honest merchants? Or is it instead your goal to always be the one teaching this lesson to people the hard way? From what I've read of your history, you seem to make a point of always asking for something more valuable than what is asked for. It's hard to see you as a merchant worth talking to in honest capacity when you ask for the only comfort in the life of a scared, broken man and offer a single sandwich in return."
@@u_nxt_yxu1398 Yeah, honestly a lot of "deal with the devil" stories tend to kind of cheat to make the moral work. Like, a good 80% of all stories like that would be the equivalent of if you bought a chair for 50 dollars from someone, and when you go to pay them they're like "So about that fifty trillion dollars you owe me... What? You don't remember? We discussed how many trillions of dollars you wanted to pay, and you said fifty. Well sure I didn't specify that it was trillions but you really should have known." It feels less clever and more like the writer is being lazy when that happens.
The Devil SCP will likely go nuts with the SCP giving him a hack to work with. Probably be a very personal letter with angry professional words. (something tells me he would be professional about it)
I feel bad for the dyslexia D-Class. Imagine if the foundation gave him a similar doll back, and he called it Mopsi and it didn’t disappear. That would be wholesome :)
Maybe they should give him third one and tell him morphy don't like that nane anymore so they runaway. He better change name or he gonna runaway again.
@@JoacinoDaGona Nope. 738 said that killing SCP 682 was possible, but even if the entire Foundation bargained the steepest all at once.....it would not cover the price. And considering how much power the 05 council alone has, that is saying something. In other words, even if the SCP Foundation got everyone on Earth to start signing away something precious on a million page document to end 682, by the time SCP 738 got enough sacrifices to kill 682, the world would be so torn up by deal reality warping it just wouldn't be worth it.
I mean, that's just common sense, especially in reality. You don't deal with black magick unless you're willing to, and say it with me, "Pay the price."
@@GhostManCrisis No. White magick is things like healing, fixing things, seeing the future, etc... Black magick is like getting someone to lust for you, doing pretty much anything with demons or evil spirits, controlling the dead, etc... There's a huge different. In an exchange with a creature that uses white magick, then you both get what you agreed to, not by the wording, but by they spirit of the exchange. For instance, you wouldn't need to kill someone to heal your cancer, but might be required to plant a tree every 19 days or something. Not anything like black magick.
@@christianmunz2103 I thought I had a response posted, but there's an exchange either way. Black or White. The nature of the INPUT/PAYMENT is different based on the nature of the magic, yes. No argument, but my initial statement was to point out to Moore/Munz to ensure we acknowledged the nature of exchange no matter what magic is being utilized.
@@alastortheradiodemon9601 Lol, if this were a legit offer from a legit supernatural entity, I'd take you up on it in a second. I'm sure your advertising department already has my email address, hmu.
@Clayduck Dealing with the devil will be a scam. I think It would just reclassify all scp to safe/thamueil/Esoteric. If you rename stuff to safe then it will be :)
I'll admit the moment of a ligal team meat this entety and the letter afterward that "please come back soon, i hadn't such fun for years" was between wholesome and just funny, i think the two of them had way too much fun in this round
I see that Faust's wins until he lost made the deals more formal thanks to the fact that he only offered his soul in each deal, had it owed in each, and had it collected only the last time despite him owing it so often. Now, the deal maker is far more clever and left the deal-making as an avatar of three objects.
a few things, I like the idea that this SCP Is llike 3 seperate objects and that the only time the ACTUAL SCP is when they are all together....nice concept. Also Crowley (Supernatural) seems to have upgraded the whole Crossroads Deamons to a more "professional" Level lol
Funny how there's always an "incident" when the foundation randomly kill subjects and their own guards amongst others as though those in charge are sociopathic children playing around with their toy soldiers lol
I genuinely despise how writers treat foundation personells as expendable. By doing thing like sending their elite irreplaceable units to capture scps with limited information
This SCP is a Monkey's Paw Scenario: You get your wish, but in doing so, you are screwballing with fate. Then retrospectives become a b*tch when you ask yourself: Was it really worth it in the end?
This is my favorite SCP. Mostly for the implications. What would happen if someone who was truly invested in whatever they were asking for, sat there? NO matter how crazy the ask? Can they get it? My first question would be, "Can I have your job?". Oh, the things I would ask of it that I would legitimately want and see the prices to be paid for them. Setting forth the limits of the deal and the rules. Cutting out the "middle man" and simply asking for the "Monkey Paw" clause to explain exactly in which way I am to be screwed over. Why? Because I wouldn't be interested in cheating the system. I'd be interested in seeing what I can get and what it costs.
Some of these prices seem rather biased in favor of the bargainer. For instance, losing every memory of your mother, you wouldn't even know what you had lost. I can honestly see myself having some fun with contracts, like that lawyer guy.
@@Human_traain hehe 👀, Always doing stuff that falls into the gray area and if there is a rule I will break in such a way that I can't get punished :p also winning debates with teachers doesn't help 😂
To be fair, in this world of scps, chances are that a sentient toaster or something is going to devour your soul anyway. Might as well get something for it.
I really wish there is a single SCP that can be destroyed. I guess the relaxing chairs were one. But even then, destroying then didn't do good, it just changed its form
There’s a lot of SCPs that have been neutralized. SCP-2000 was destroyed in one time line, SCP-4290 “the child hungers” died from starvation, SCP-5002 “murder in containment” was a woman able to bring her written words to life. She was killed while in containment. “There be Dragons” was killed by war. There’s a whole list on the SCP website on neutralized entities.
In Theory yes. Its possible in this case the SCP may infact honor a decent deal in your favor. The price being you come back to do another deal perhaps. The SCP likes you enough it doesn't have to finish a deal just so long it enjoys the negotiation.
The whole 'paying a price who might not be willing to pay' thing reminds me of one of the Grimms' fairy tales I read as a child. 'The Nixie of the Mill Pond' is a story about a man who meets a Nixie (a water spirit) and agrees to give her the 'thing that has just been born' in his house in exchange for wealth. He'd assumed that it was an animal so agreed to the deal but, when he got home, he found out that his wife had just given birth to a son. Cue the son's wife having to rescue the son from the Nixie because of a deal that the his father had made.
Wait hold up. 738 please restore 1762 where the dragons went, to its full glory, the price is all of those who don't have dreams , aka the products of that bus that makes SCP children clones.
SCP 738: "The cost of that is a life. Are you sure?" Me: "I choose Mitch McConnell." SCP 738: "I'm sorry, but that would interfere with a deal he already made with me."
They once tried to bargain for a way to destroy 682 for good. The "devil" stated that the foundation didn't have enough resources to procure payment, even though he had the power to do as they asked.
If there is any power in demonic pacts, it lays with the demons. Using it for your own purposes is like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.
You guys should go into the levels of amnestics! Maybe I wasnt paying attention but Ive only heard about the use of class A amnestics, leading me to believe that theres levels down to class D like with personnel. Someone correct me if Im wrong...
Oh I would totally give this SCP a go. The issue with such things is you don't know the cost but in this case not only do you know the cost, but you can even negotiate it. Would totally go for an interaction with them
Amazing it's a perfect example of a classical gen or genie in the western language. I like the idea that the ax head actually made a mark on its vessel. Kind of makes sense they should be vulnerable to pure iron especially meteoritic iron. 👌✌️
Before sitting down and making a deal the declass should be given a incense to light in there so nothing bad can happen once they request something...😂
when one of the researchers asked "can you destroy 682 for us?" the response they got was "your foundation couldn't afford it"
the implications of that sentence for both the lizard AND 738 are wonderful
I also love the "and you personally definitely couldn't afford it". like why and what would he do to the guy asking that question.
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They already have a liquid from SCP 261 that can melt 682. They've already currently trying to collect large portions of the liquid to completely destroy 682.
Where did you see this? It isn't in 738's file.
@@ArcanineEspeon It's in the termination records.
Your whole world couldn’t afford it
Give that lawyer a raise! 41 straight hours debating a contract is insane
A 41 hour debate in itself is a *wild* idea. Think about the pure mental fortitude you would need to keep yourself sharp or at least not fuzzy or dazed. I would’ve actually liked to do that… Of course given I had a controlling aspect like a shock collar on, I doubt I would or could refuse a deal from Satan.
The “please come back, I’ve never had this much fun in years” note was so wholesome
When you have to deal with common rabble for centuries, a chance to actually flex your lawyer skills must have been amazing for that Demon.
@@Puddingskin01 ah. I can only imagine.
And i can also imagine how skillful and such a caliber that scp is in law, that he would consider his opposition fun.
I really wished they let the legal department personnel to come back and have fun with the devil lol
P
Wholesome!??? How?!?!
I get the feeling that this SCP when it was working with the lawyer didn't care if a deal was done or not. Just the chance to actually have someone who basically is near or at his calibur probably was sheer enjoyment for him, it wouldn't matter if the deal was signed or not. Just a chance to actually flex its muscles and show off what it could really do, likely was the greatest thing for it. To write a personal hand written letter really shows how much it enjoyed it that it was willing to have the person come back.
I thought the lawyer just asked for intense sex with the devil in the form of the proffessor until it killed him
Well, from the wiki it's précised that with the nature of this scp, all D class personnel used for testing must have a low IQ. That way, even if they make a deal, it will not be dangerous. Like the guy who ask for freedom and was captured again 5 hours later.
"I want a candy bar"
"God damnit, how many times are you going to come in here Doctor Bright"
"As many times as I please can I have that candy bar?"
"I dunno, when are you finally gonna give me a price that ends my life?"
"That's not how this works..."
"Then give me the damn candy bar!"
“I’m an SCP, not a vending machine!”
_”You can be both, I checked.”_
@@DeathnoteBB New rule: "Doctor Bright cannot wish for the following from SCP-738
Death
Candy Bars
An Extremely Rare Pokemon Card (Believe me, we do not need Doctor Bright getting two PokeCards for Foundation lives.)
Please report anything that Doctor Bright requests from 738 to the O5 Council." O5-3
The most important thing I've learned here is that the devil is the only one in the universe with fingers.
LOL X INFINITY
Unlimited power
"Oh no it has opposable thumbs. We're all doomed."
OMGGGG 😂😂😂😂
Except when he takes the form of a serpent.
7:27 Guard: Did that mean old Devil take your bunny? Well here's new one for you, champ.
SCP-738: Nope. (Bunny vanishes)
He didn’t deserve for his bunny to be taken like that
Dr thyme: *makes deal*
Asked: [REDACTED]
Price: kidney
Scp 738: how are you not dead yet?
Dr thyme: I somehow replaced my kidney with a regenerating sponge that works better than the actual thing and keep the original stored somewhere
Scp 738: what the fu-
I will make a deal with SCP-738 just to give Mopsy back
@@jacobsheehan9715 there's always this teddy bear that can make replacement organs out of cloth and patchwork.
@@jacobsheehan9715 SCP-2295 would help if it so could.
Imagine having the iron will to refuse a deal to join the O5 Council...
Nah. Too much stress and responsibility. Appealing to his ego didn't work. Wasn't worth it.
Plus the cost would be extremely high. Unless they were quite likely to end up on the council regardless, that kind of deal would ruin them in the long run.
I feel like people often overlook the saying "with great power comes great responsibility" just because it's from Spiderman. You wanna be an O5 council? Millions, if not billions of people's lives are at stake of your actions and they don't even know it
Maybe it's just me, but incompetency as a leader/representative is the most shameful and dangerous thing I can imagine
738: “I can give you any deal you want”
Class D: “I want SCP 682 permanently dead”
738: “any deal except that”
Actually, a researcher asked for 738 to remove 682 from their plane of existence with no lasting harm to Earth, the biosphere, humanity as a whole, human civilization, or the universe. 783 didn't say that it couldn't do it. It merely said that even the entire Foundation couldn't pay the price for that kind of service. So, in theory, 783 _can_ get rid of 682, but the price is _enormous._
@@DolphyBlueDrake I wonder what the price is
@@kagavice probably the planet itself
@@kagavice Probably something crazy
@@DolphyBlueDrake They should just pull out a wallet with lists of names of D-Class personnel and ask how many souls it wants.
On the note of the lawyer's document saying he was testing of his own free will: D-Class personel were sent in and radioed instructions on how to respond. The SCP would then start making deals with the researchers on the other side of the radio, since it wasn't the D-Class he was really talking with.
i felt so sad when the dyslexic d class lost his toy TWICE! most d class are pretty agressive and scary from what i know, but that d class was so wholesome
Lenny from Of Mice and Men, soft rabbit lover but dangerous raw strength.
F
Name it Mop. C
In the original story if I remember right he was a brain damaged homeless man the foundation took off the streets
Maybe they should give him third one and tell him morphy don't like that nane anymore so they runaway. He better change name or he gonna runaway again.
“Believe us, the Devil always comes to collect your dues.”
Cuphead: *Oh I don’t think so*
*the lost from tboi*: saaame fam
To be fair, he told them to collect all the soul contracts. He never said Cuphead and his pal Mugman had to hand them over.
Cuphead got a reverse uno card
@@Silverwind87 that is true very so it's not as much a loophole as it is a case of momentary pride (again)
Yes!
I really like scps that aren't like "if you do blank you die" I just like scps like this that are interesting.
SCP-682: *If you breathe near me you will die*
@@anonymousanonymous9587 lol
Same. My favorite SCPs are the ones that are interesting and fun, not deadly or edgy. Some of my favorites from the original three-digit run are the vending machine, clockworks, and this one. I'm actually glad that more recent turns have seen the SCP Foundation embrace more humorous, interesting, or fun SCPs, rather than complaining when an SCP submitted isn't "scary" enough.
@@Cyberweasel89 ikr like why are ALL anomalies end of the world class lol even the ones that can be deadly are rejected if they can’t at LEAST end the world
@@Cyberweasel89 what about the pan dimensional vending machine? It’s one of the input-output machine scp trilogy.
I’d love to see an interaction between this scp and scp-035.
Id really really really rather not let 035 anywhere near this thing.
No
It will take everyone soul if that happens
Yeah I don’t think that’s a good idea!
No put him with the indoor sales man
I wonder what would happen if SCP 343 were to encounter this SCP? Would it catch fire or something?
Would we hear a heated debate?
What if Rick from Pawnstars were to encounter this SCP?
God having a deal with the devil, brilliant
Awww hell no!
oh wait....
Probably wouldn't work. This SCP wants to make contracts involving the deepest desires of the people sitting opposite it. Someone pointed the Desire Camera (SCP-978) at 343, and the photo showed no change (good negative control for that hilarity). 343 seems to be doing exactly what it wants, and it probably doesn't have any unfulfilled desires strong enough for 738 to bother.
"This business is a simple one. The client wants something, and they can have it for the right price. However, there's no such thing as a free lunch, a concept too few don't seem to be familiar with. Of course, no one likes to pay what's owed. The solution is so simple, so obvious, yet so often ignored. Just don't buy what you can't afford."
True though it seems like a deal with the devil always comes with added tax and gratuity, the deal always seems better than it actually is...maybe that's why the desperate make for its favourite customers
"Are you really looking for a mutually beneficial exchange with the client, as is the goal of honest merchants? Or is it instead your goal to always be the one teaching this lesson to people the hard way? From what I've read of your history, you seem to make a point of always asking for something more valuable than what is asked for. It's hard to see you as a merchant worth talking to in honest capacity when you ask for the only comfort in the life of a scared, broken man and offer a single sandwich in return."
@@u_nxt_yxu1398 Yeah, honestly a lot of "deal with the devil" stories tend to kind of cheat to make the moral work. Like, a good 80% of all stories like that would be the equivalent of if you bought a chair for 50 dollars from someone, and when you go to pay them they're like "So about that fifty trillion dollars you owe me... What? You don't remember? We discussed how many trillions of dollars you wanted to pay, and you said fifty. Well sure I didn't specify that it was trillions but you really should have known."
It feels less clever and more like the writer is being lazy when that happens.
Would love to see what would happen if SCP Indoor Salesman seats in the chair.
a bargain off? will a fight occur? find out on the next episode of scp explained - stories and animations
i imagine it wouldnt end well for the foundation honestly.
The Devil SCP will likely go nuts with the SCP giving him a hack to work with. Probably be a very personal letter with angry professional words. (something tells me he would be professional about it)
Don't forget about Demon Dan
"boss I'm above quota this week"
I feel bad for the dyslexia D-Class. Imagine if the foundation gave him a similar doll back, and he called it Mopsi and it didn’t disappear. That would be wholesome :)
Maybe they should give him third one and tell him morphy don't like that nane anymore so they runaway. He better change name or he gonna runaway again.
SCP-738: "There are no rules, ask for anything."
Me: "Kill 682."
SCP-738: "There is 1 rule."
SCP-738 probably can, but finding the person that can pay the price would be the trick.
@@JoacinoDaGona Nope. 738 said that killing SCP 682 was possible, but even if the entire Foundation bargained the steepest all at once.....it would not cover the price.
And considering how much power the 05 council alone has, that is saying something.
In other words, even if the SCP Foundation got everyone on Earth to start signing away something precious on a million page document to end 682, by the time SCP 738 got enough sacrifices to kill 682, the world would be so torn up by deal reality warping it just wouldn't be worth it.
@@9751matt remember, they have Scranton reality anchors. Perhaps only the places with them will be left.
Me: *sits at table*
Demon: *appears as a cat*
Me: h
Travis Scotto
Demon: hi but before we talk i would like to thank are sponsor for today rAiD ShAdoW lEGeNdS.
@@belacoak5796 yes
For me I’m pretty sure it would be a demonic Morgan freeman
@@jacobsheehan9715 but isn't morgan freeman god xD
When black magic gives you something it always takes away something else in the process
I mean, that's just common sense, especially in reality. You don't deal with black magick unless you're willing to, and say it with me, "Pay the price."
Isn't that the case for any form of exchange, black or white?
@@GhostManCrisis No. White magick is things like healing, fixing things, seeing the future, etc... Black magick is like getting someone to lust for you, doing pretty much anything with demons or evil spirits, controlling the dead, etc... There's a huge different. In an exchange with a creature that uses white magick, then you both get what you agreed to, not by the wording, but by they spirit of the exchange. For instance, you wouldn't need to kill someone to heal your cancer, but might be required to plant a tree every 19 days or something. Not anything like black magick.
@@christianmunz2103 I thought I had a response posted, but there's an exchange either way. Black or White. The nature of the INPUT/PAYMENT is different based on the nature of the magic, yes. No argument, but my initial statement was to point out to Moore/Munz to ensure we acknowledged the nature of exchange no matter what magic is being utilized.
Actually thats any magic or anything really.
“So it’s a deal then?”
Alastor 2019
Haha a deal indeed. Would you care to make one?
@@alastortheradiodemon9601 Lol, if this were a legit offer from a legit supernatural entity, I'd take you up on it in a second. I'm sure your advertising department already has my email address, hmu.
@@rifflerunderhill7006 unfortunately not, would you care to provide it?
Hazbin Hotel was released in 2019.
@@Zak-tk8wv well yes but actually yes
Class D: *Names new toy Mopsey
Devil: Hey, you can't do tha-
"Hmmm.... Is that mahogany? That's a sturdy wood there." -luigi
dr bright:why are you 1417
738: this is what you want
Oh yeah
343 dam it bright
Did you mean 1471?
Reminds me of my old 3rd edition D&D days, writing out a 3 page contract to use the Wish spell without the DM screwing me over.
LMAO
6:24 That D-Class got his wish. He can't be held in a cell if he's dead.
Haha yeahh you gotta have very clear terms of contract when dealing with the devil
That deal was clear. The D-Class did not want to be held in cells - like the rest of us being held within our cellular lifeforms.
*"When you use it to get rid all Euclid and Keter class anomalys"*
*IT'S BIG BRAIN TIME*
But the price would be too high
They tried to do it with 682. 738 refused on grounds the foundation couldn't pay.
So many people suggest ways to eliminate every scp. But it is called Secure Contain Protect. Not Destroy Destroy Destroy.
@@MrBelles104 Destruction is acceptable if containment is too dangerous or impossible.
@Clayduck Dealing with the devil will be a scam. I think It would just reclassify all scp to safe/thamueil/Esoteric. If you rename stuff to safe then it will be :)
I'll admit the moment of a ligal team meat this entety and the letter afterward that "please come back soon, i hadn't such fun for years" was between wholesome and just funny, i think the two of them had way too much fun in this round
I see that Faust's wins until he lost made the deals more formal thanks to the fact that he only offered his soul in each deal, had it owed in each, and had it collected only the last time despite him owing it so often. Now, the deal maker is far more clever and left the deal-making as an avatar of three objects.
So basically this scp follows the law of equivalent exchange. To gain something you have to loose something of similar value.
Exactly. Its a fair deal. For what ever you want. There must be a equal value in exchange. The trick is what are you willing to lose?
What kind of sloppy Joe would be tasty enough to lose your emotional support plushie?
a few things, I like the idea that this SCP Is llike 3 seperate objects and that the only time the ACTUAL SCP is when they are all together....nice concept. Also Crowley (Supernatural) seems to have upgraded the whole Crossroads Deamons to a more "professional" Level lol
Lol
Funny how there's always an "incident" when the foundation randomly kill subjects and their own guards amongst others as though those in charge are sociopathic children playing around with their toy soldiers lol
I genuinely despise how writers treat foundation personells as expendable. By doing thing like sending their elite irreplaceable units to capture scps with limited information
7:50
“Mahhhhhogony”
“It can bend the fabric of time and space!”
“Mahogany!”
“Mahogany.”
This SCP is a Monkey's Paw Scenario: You get your wish, but in doing so, you are screwballing with fate.
Then retrospectives become a b*tch when you ask yourself: Was it really worth it in the end?
Like in the wonder woman movie, the 1984 one it had a similar scenario
@@novemberecho3899 Exactly
The question of all who wishes for something.
Unless you spend 41 hours negotiating a 900 page contract with it, and give it more enjoyment then it's had in eons.
This is one of my favorite SCPs I wish there was more stuff on it.
"First, someone, somewhere in the world, whom you don't know, will die. Second-"
*Cuts them off and presses the button 7.8 billion times*
WHAT?
@@jacobsheehan9715 It's a reference to that old movie "The Box" along with an, I believe, College Humor skit.
682, get off the internet before the Foundation finds out again!
All that would do would make the people you *do* know be the only ones alive.
This is my favorite SCP. Mostly for the implications. What would happen if someone who was truly invested in whatever they were asking for, sat there? NO matter how crazy the ask? Can they get it? My first question would be, "Can I have your job?".
Oh, the things I would ask of it that I would legitimately want and see the prices to be paid for them. Setting forth the limits of the deal and the rules. Cutting out the "middle man" and simply asking for the "Monkey Paw" clause to explain exactly in which way I am to be screwed over. Why? Because I wouldn't be interested in cheating the system. I'd be interested in seeing what I can get and what it costs.
I would've imagine if the Possessive Mask ever bargain with The Devil's Deal.
I would have sold my soul to get that poor man's bunny back to him, that broke my heart
D-class: "I want my freedom"
Scp foundation: "how about ya rethink that bud"
This could be a good way to possibly kill SCP 682. Find this SCP & make him a deal to kill 682.
They tried, 738 told them neither the foundation nor the human race could pay the price or something in the same line.
Lol this is so funny ua-cam.com/video/ebwK2QCu4kY/v-deo.html
@Nandan Bala he didn't say scp 343 cant pay the price tho
@@solaljourdan4969 Not the human race, just the Foundation and the man asking. The price is obtainable, but it's enormous.
@Nandan Bala he still didn't go to him tho
I feel so bad for the guy who got his doll taken
6:36
SCP Explained: Pink Rabbit
Me: Glitchtrap
I feel bad for the D-Class who lost his toy
3:10 That guard got CAKE
“The negotiator”
**Obi-Wan Kenobi would like to know your location**
5:23 that's alinity.
Plot twist inmate hops in the chair and ask the SCP “now what do you want?”
Some of these prices seem rather biased in favor of the bargainer. For instance, losing every memory of your mother, you wouldn't even know what you had lost.
I can honestly see myself having some fun with contracts, like that lawyer guy.
*I guess my teachers see me as the devil ;-;*
Why would that be
@@Human_traain hehe 👀,
Always doing stuff that falls into the gray area and if there is a rule I will break in such a way that I can't get punished :p also winning debates with teachers doesn't help 😂
Lmaoo
@@KaasIsLekker Sounds like you have a future as a lawyer and a politician
You forgot to mention the deal for killing SCP 682.
Conclusion: The devil said you “trust me you can’t afford it.”
Who else felt bad for that d class who lost his Stuffed animal🥺
God damn it. How. How did you make me sad for a D-Class?!?!!
Haven't they learned not to put magic chairs in wood chippers.
"First born child" a price ill never have as the idea of having a kid of my own is scarier than any scp idea.
scp - 738
*exists*
The SCP Foundation
“Ah yes, the negotiator”
To be fair, in this world of scps, chances are that a sentient toaster or something is going to devour your soul anyway. Might as well get something for it.
Yeah
I really wish there is a single SCP that can be destroyed.
I guess the relaxing chairs were one. But even then, destroying then didn't do good, it just changed its form
There’s a lot of SCPs that have been neutralized. SCP-2000 was destroyed in one time line, SCP-4290 “the child hungers” died from starvation, SCP-5002 “murder in containment” was a woman able to bring her written words to life. She was killed while in containment. “There be Dragons” was killed by war. There’s a whole list on the SCP website on neutralized entities.
"Like for like, perhaps even a soul for a soul."
Okay, Thanos.
Everyone knows a demon deal is sealed with a kiss, not a hand shake.
That poor D-Class… he lost his bunny
"I wish to die. What does it cost"
"You will become immortal"
Eternal afterlife
The second the quill touches the paper, you can be certain that your life is going to turn completely upside down.
Please do 134, 040, or 054 next.
My soul? Eh, don't know enough about it to lose it...
My memories? Nope, they define who I am.
The life of another person? Hand me the knife!
@jaiiink is depressed. I identify as potted fern, thank you very much. And as such I'll never make a joke!
Same tho
I'm ok with my memories
Agree, unless is my close family member
I always loved hearing when the Foundation asked 738 'how to kill 682' only for 738 to laugh and say 'Oh you can't fulfil that price' XD
"Not even a woodchipper could damage it" UMMMMM, I think a certain chair is a prime example of why NOT to put anomolies in them
That lawyer is a chad
What a great narrator, really.
Well done!
Poor Mopsy and Mopsy’s replacement hope that d-class got a new plush and named it something else than Mopsy
They asked for the termination of 682, it told the researcher the Foundation could not cover the cost.
It was so funny that they put a lawyer on the chair and he argued with the Scp.
d class:*lost his cute toy*
foundation:*give him a new one*
that is cute
And *this* my friends, is why you always read the contract…
So, someone crafty enough could potentially negotiate with good terms and strike a pretty nice deal if they discussed all details.
In Theory yes. Its possible in this case the SCP may infact honor a decent deal in your favor. The price being you come back to do another deal perhaps. The SCP likes you enough it doesn't have to finish a deal just so long it enjoys the negotiation.
"Cost you an arm and a leg."
I see what you did there.
I always wait for this channel to post a new scp video every night before I go to sleep.
More Fuel for my nightmares
Crust tested SCP 738 with the heart to destroy reptile.
the saddest thing is when the d class' mopsy disappeared the second time, while knowing that the d class had dislexia and a mental disability
contacting from other dimension chair
I hope the Foundation gave him another but with a different name. And maybe have him be the few D-Class to be given freedom.
The whole 'paying a price who might not be willing to pay' thing reminds me of one of the Grimms' fairy tales I read as a child. 'The Nixie of the Mill Pond' is a story about a man who meets a Nixie (a water spirit) and agrees to give her the 'thing that has just been born' in his house in exchange for wealth. He'd assumed that it was an animal so agreed to the deal but, when he got home, he found out that his wife had just given birth to a son. Cue the son's wife having to rescue the son from the Nixie because of a deal that the his father had made.
Wait hold up.
738 please restore 1762 where the dragons went, to its full glory, the price is all of those who don't have dreams , aka the products of that bus that makes SCP children clones.
Oddly one of the main reasons I really love this channel is because the narrator is the same narrator in the Infographic Show
SCP 738: "The cost of that is a life. Are you sure?"
Me: "I choose Mitch McConnell."
SCP 738: "I'm sorry, but that would interfere with a deal he already made with me."
No one has asked to trade places with SCP 682...
binding of issac players coming in like "i know more"
Lost be like: yoink i'll just take this for FREE
"I wish to strike a deal with you which carries no harmful or detrimental price for me"
Scp 738: "no"
Saitama with bunny toy and burger . Yeah seems quite suspicious 😂
Almost every single SCP seems to be indestructible.
🎵you can shake hands...with a demon if you want to take the dare so be it🎵
@Clayduck same
They once tried to bargain for a way to destroy 682 for good. The "devil" stated that the foundation didn't have enough resources to procure payment, even though he had the power to do as they asked.
If there is any power in demonic pacts, it lays with the demons. Using it for your own purposes is like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.
This was one of the first ascp articles I ever read back in series 1. Cracked up at the lawer part
SCP 738: Your wish I can grant it.
Me: You becoming my wife and work the same job
SCP 738: Wait? That's not right?
"You don't want this enough"
@@ComradeDoubleM You kidding? To be the Deal Maker is just as enticing as any deal.
@@blazlock7285 🤷♂️
You would think that our researchers would know better than to put an anomalous chair into a wood chipper.
I thought the SCP foundation would know better than to put anomalous chairs in wood chippers.
I love that when asked if it can kill 682, it says "You can't afford it", implying it CAN do it, we just don't have enough for it to do so.
You guys should go into the levels of amnestics! Maybe I wasnt paying attention but Ive only heard about the use of class A amnestics, leading me to believe that theres levels down to class D like with personnel. Someone correct me if Im wrong...
yes, they are in classes, however, some don’t have classes like the one produced by scp-3000 (Y-909)
No. You were paying attention, but they gave you amnestics and that’s why you don’t remember.
there also are class Ω amnestics which almost completely wipe the subjects' memory and even lower their IQ
Oh I would totally give this SCP a go. The issue with such things is you don't know the cost but in this case not only do you know the cost, but you can even negotiate it. Would totally go for an interaction with them
Amazing it's a perfect example of a classical gen or genie in the western language. I like the idea that the ax head actually made a mark on its vessel. Kind of makes sense they should be vulnerable to pure iron especially meteoritic iron. 👌✌️
Before sitting down and making a deal the declass should be given a incense to light in there so nothing bad can happen once they request something...😂
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