What Happened to The Men Who Made a Deal With the Devil?

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  • Odd tales of the men who really did 'make a deal with the devil'.
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  • @MetallicSoulShock
    @MetallicSoulShock 4 роки тому +9632

    the devil sounds like a student loan

  • @TheUncutAngel
    @TheUncutAngel 4 роки тому +19954

    careful mate, this video might get demon
    itized.

    • @nit2092
      @nit2092 4 роки тому +706

      im so sorry this didnt blow up bro u deserve better

    • @TheUncutAngel
      @TheUncutAngel 4 роки тому +631

      @@nit2092 I haven't stopped crying, it's been 84 years

    • @kitten7669
      @kitten7669 4 роки тому +142

      Good one😂😂😂

    • @ratirl6474
      @ratirl6474 4 роки тому +63

      nICE ONE

    • @danielblazin7815
      @danielblazin7815 4 роки тому +35

      Angel ahaha ahaha agaa

  • @polydynamix7521
    @polydynamix7521 7 місяців тому +96

    At it's core the story of Faust is not to warn of worldly pursuit- it was about taking shortcuts. If you don't earn the power the power isn't yours, if someone else gave you the power then it's THEIR power.

    • @avertingapathy3052
      @avertingapathy3052 6 місяців тому +3

      Makes perfect sense. If you are lucky and successful you may be redeemed by your works as in receive assistance by bargaining with reality and thus not getting something for nothing.
      Someone like David Goggins may be an example though not sure he is saved from going to hell or he just hasn't crashed truly yet. His attempt to compensate for his shame / trauma is hell as it looks insanely compulsive and alienating him from some joys of life. I dunno maybe it's better for him than dying as a nobody...another victim of abuse and lack of services in the hood.

    • @mgaus
      @mgaus 5 місяців тому +4

      Considering how it ends, I've always reckoned the warning was about chasing power or worldly pursuits for selfish reasons as opposed to being selfless

  • @yupyup1562
    @yupyup1562 10 місяців тому +58

    You left out the part where Paganini was imprisoned. The guards broke all of his violin strings but one. Paganini still played with one string. After being released, Paganini would purposely break all the strings at concerts but the one and would play amazing pieces using only the one string.

    • @reeceoo
      @reeceoo 2 місяці тому +1

      write a book about it 😴

    • @Xfacter
      @Xfacter Місяць тому +6

      As a certified bored and depressed person I actually found that comment interesting. So yeah maybe they should write a book about it lol

    • @therealbill1033
      @therealbill1033 24 дні тому

      ​@@reeceoo ide read it

  • @jsmith4liberty
    @jsmith4liberty 4 роки тому +23222

    To be fair, anyone who takes a sponsorship from RAID: Shadow Legends has effectively made a deal with the devil

    • @heatherblaire2187
      @heatherblaire2187 4 роки тому +539

      underrated comment right here

    • @daurykais
      @daurykais 4 роки тому +283

      from any mobile game*

    • @bestbrosforlife9685
      @bestbrosforlife9685 4 роки тому +71

      150h like booooiiiii

    • @ioqplays5366
      @ioqplays5366 4 роки тому +439

      That comment was sponsored by NordVPN

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 роки тому +141

      May the Lord VANQUISH such evils from our world

  • @riverdunlap5826
    @riverdunlap5826 3 роки тому +7710

    me: you want my soul?
    devil: deal, what do you want?
    me: I wanna go to heaven
    devil: I cant believe you've done this

    • @user-fr8nj3di9k
      @user-fr8nj3di9k 3 роки тому +296

      Underrated...

    • @BeamCheem
      @BeamCheem 3 роки тому +130

      😭💀 lmfao

    • @TheDatok90
      @TheDatok90 3 роки тому +248

      It only applies to worldly desires

    • @joycewanjiru6346
      @joycewanjiru6346 3 роки тому +42

      Evil haaha

    • @riverdunlap5826
      @riverdunlap5826 3 роки тому +283

      @@TheDatok90 I don't know man. If your worldly desire is to get to heaven it might work. What if you wanted your entire body transported there? Of course I could see the devil sending you there for a muinite and then taking you to hell. Or maybe you get there and God says "oh hell no" and and burns out your eye sockets or something. But you get the point

  • @parabelllum8733
    @parabelllum8733 3 місяці тому +75

    The Devils greatest achievement has been convincing people he doesn't exist

    • @GODSWarrior2525
      @GODSWarrior2525 Місяць тому +3

      Can’t be a real achievement if everyone has their own will power and all they had to do was open up a bible

    • @41_-
      @41_- Місяць тому

      Convincing good is bad and bad is good​@@Merlyin21

    • @DarkArachnid666
      @DarkArachnid666 Місяць тому

      It would be funny if a game developer made such an achievement. Like, they would get some kind of rumor started about the Devil being somewhere in the game, but you would only find it if you look at the game data using a developer provided modding toolkit. To most, however, he wouldn't actually "exist" during gameplay.

    • @user-kd7qu5hj5q
      @user-kd7qu5hj5q Місяць тому

      Christianity is an excuse for homophobia

    • @choccyf1850
      @choccyf1850 20 днів тому

      no, his greatest achievement was making people believe that God doesnt exist

  • @dwyanebrentson1
    @dwyanebrentson1 7 місяців тому +447

    I made the same deal with god, and it didn't cost me anything. It gave me everything!

    • @MiaLovedByChrist
      @MiaLovedByChrist 6 місяців тому +14

      Amen! ❤

    • @SamyueruXLIII
      @SamyueruXLIII 6 місяців тому +9

      💀

    • @georgesr8979
      @georgesr8979 6 місяців тому +7

      Pretty nice comment but it doesn’t work like that…

    • @Rose_budd
      @Rose_budd 6 місяців тому +3

      Amen!

    • @MrGoddlie
      @MrGoddlie 5 місяців тому +12

      Who's your god.... you gotta be a little bit clearer than that buddy

  • @ZarHakkar
    @ZarHakkar 4 роки тому +5407

    The thing with making a deal with the Devil, is that the Devil always gets the better part of the deal in the end.

    • @Callsign_Prophet
      @Callsign_Prophet 4 роки тому +96

      Then why wouldnt he just get it himself?

    • @scarabus3413
      @scarabus3413 4 роки тому +131

      ZarHakkar Not true he’s been tricked before

    • @kylezindel314
      @kylezindel314 4 роки тому +119

      No shit the kind of the point of the term

    • @horribleperson9531
      @horribleperson9531 4 роки тому +47

      Not if you are a medic with a pen

    • @indianshrek4299
      @indianshrek4299 4 роки тому +100

      Unless, you want to be immortal

  • @Abrakus99
    @Abrakus99 3 роки тому +1891

    He forgot when Homer sold his soul for a doughnut.

  • @victormendez2670
    @victormendez2670 Місяць тому +6

    I love these kinds of stories. True or not, I find the cautionary tales to be profoundly inspiring to fighting my vices.

  • @SinisterShadows-hj6nd
    @SinisterShadows-hj6nd 7 місяців тому +33

    Great stories. And I love the presentation, kinda remind me of my dad telling me stories around the campfire back in the day.
    General Jonathan Moulton is actually a figure from American colonial history, rather than the Civil War era. He was born in 1726 in Hampton, New Hampshire, and became a prominent figure during the American Revolutionary War.

    • @jasonrhodes9726
      @jasonrhodes9726 Місяць тому +2

      This guy is British so they may call our revolution was a civil war.

  • @Hunt98cz
    @Hunt98cz 4 роки тому +1508

    Everyone else : I want money and eternal life
    Fokke : Faaast

  • @fartvader84yearsago8
    @fartvader84yearsago8 3 роки тому +2208

    Any musician that makes a deal with any major music label is basically making a deal with the devil.

    • @matthewverner807
      @matthewverner807 3 роки тому +33

      Fax

    • @redroxxcity6160
      @redroxxcity6160 3 роки тому +43

      The devil was also an angel

    • @naimajama9496
      @naimajama9496 3 роки тому +38

      Redroxx City a fallen angel

    • @Brandon-yl6ce
      @Brandon-yl6ce 3 роки тому +6

      Nakma Abdi hes one of the strongest angels, only one angel can defeat him

    • @Ish7923
      @Ish7923 3 роки тому +62

      No @brandon if u go thru the path of Jesus u can be stronger than the devil he isn’t strong if he was he would be able to do destructive things now if u will read the Bible and u will be educated more.

  • @jeffagain7516
    @jeffagain7516 2 місяці тому +9

    It's worth mentioning, that there's more than one source that mentions that Fokke had made arrangements to have an established rendezvous with another ship in South Africa, that made the trips from the Indonesian Spice Islands to SA, where Fokke would then transfer the cargo to his ship, to then complete the journey back home.
    I find this explanation a little easier to swallow, than a mystic deal with Old Nick.
    Oh, as for Moulton, it was the Yank Revolutionary War he was in, not the Yank Civil War. He was even promoted to Brig-General by Washington himself, after the battle of Saratoga.
    Regardless, thanks again for a pretty cool vid Buddy. :)

  • @potatodoughboi8579
    @potatodoughboi8579 7 місяців тому +7

    Regarding the fastest ship.. Having a multi ship transportation system. The journey was never fully traveled by one singular boat or crew but done by many. Drop off points and middle grounds were created in order to accumulate areas of stock that were then used for what seemed like faster impossible travel times. Most didn't have this sort of infrastructure nor did they want the idea to float about, it was an illusion of speed but in reality an ingenious idea.

  • @christopherbenham4798
    @christopherbenham4798 4 роки тому +977

    He was a fast Fokker, I'll give him that.

    • @borivojpopovic9488
      @borivojpopovic9488 4 роки тому +30

      Turn on the captions when he starts talking about Fokker...hilarious.

    • @L1lSouth
      @L1lSouth 4 роки тому +8

      I wanted to comment that as soon as I heard it! Lol

    • @deepee918
      @deepee918 4 роки тому +6

      You derserve almost the whole internet for that one💀

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 роки тому +8

      The captions literally state that fu#$er made their lives a living hell!!!

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 роки тому +1

      @@deepee918 The devil made supernatural modifications to mess up his ship.

  • @HontTV
    @HontTV 4 роки тому +1685

    The flying dutchman, so spongebob was teaching us this entire time.

    • @professorrosenstock5026
      @professorrosenstock5026 4 роки тому +117

      I must admit that Spongebob does have an educational value.

    • @HontTV
      @HontTV 4 роки тому +7

      Professor Rosenstock agreed

    • @thenewbrazy9997
      @thenewbrazy9997 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah spongebob is where i learned to practice driving !!! I didnt pass my road test though i dont get why spongebob was such a good driver

    • @devashish_
      @devashish_ 4 роки тому +7

      @@professorrosenstock5026 Yeah even though he lives in a pineapple under sea

    • @professorrosenstock5026
      @professorrosenstock5026 4 роки тому +16

      @@devashish_ Spongebob is the first place I heard the word Plankton, certain vocab words. Even once heard of a famous person from the bible in there.

  • @yashgoyal8280
    @yashgoyal8280 5 місяців тому +8

    I will never forget his pronunciation of FOKKE. He has made sure of that.
    good job thoughty, good job

  • @adamkane8463
    @adamkane8463 8 місяців тому +3

    Before the rebellion in heaven , believe it or not the devil was a musician.

  • @omni8568
    @omni8568 4 роки тому +3176

    If the devil came up to me and was like “ya wanna make a deal?” Obviously I would say no, because his presence would prove that heaven and hell is real. Then I would just try to live nicely.
    Edit: woah chill with all those crazy comments guys
    Edit number 2: Jeez guys wtf it’s a joke CHILL

    • @67LOCsiNYC
      @67LOCsiNYC 4 роки тому +50

      Laughs then why aren't you living "nicely" rather then learn from your mistakes why not learn from others. Being that The Bob Dylan story is true?

    • @OrreHeyde
      @OrreHeyde 4 роки тому +86

      @Jonah Wilcox Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
      Not of works, lest any man should boast.

    • @Gratefulfellow
      @Gratefulfellow 4 роки тому +140

      @NCR Trooper yes Jesus died for our sins but if an individual don't accept him as their lord and saviour but continue to live in sin and not repent before death that person is going to Hell.

    • @Ali-xq9hc
      @Ali-xq9hc 4 роки тому +30

      I'd try and knock him out fist then I'd tell him to piss off and burn in hell where he belongs.

    • @Ali-xq9hc
      @Ali-xq9hc 4 роки тому +59

      @NCR Trooper no one bares the sin of another. Everyones journey is unique ,Babies are born innocent. What you sow you reap.

  • @michaelclosson68
    @michaelclosson68 3 роки тому +2190

    There was one man who bested the devil, his name was Johnny and he lived down in Georgia. He was the best there's ever been

    • @ELDRAZI
      @ELDRAZI 3 роки тому +77

      He rosined up his bow

    • @thewalrus8932
      @thewalrus8932 3 роки тому +51

      Chickens in the bread pan pickin' out dough?

    • @killergun6510
      @killergun6510 3 роки тому +23

      Good song

    • @killergun6510
      @killergun6510 3 роки тому +13

      @Count Anonymous yes

    • @thewalrus8932
      @thewalrus8932 3 роки тому +7

      @Count Anonymous You are correct, sir!

  • @piqueziko
    @piqueziko 7 місяців тому +3

    This content is so catchy.... Good work 💪🏼

  • @saturn7_dev
    @saturn7_dev 7 місяців тому +5

    That was a good video - well researched and presented. Nothing on this earth for a few years can compare to your eternal dwelling place....something to think about.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 4 роки тому +675

    Paganini sounds like the world's first true rock star. Crazed performances, rumors of devil worship, hard partying, drinking and womanizing.. dude was a medieval metal head.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 роки тому +17

      His contemporaries were actually describing Chuck Schuldiner to the letter, as if he and Paganini were the exact same person. Weird.

    • @LucienSabre
      @LucienSabre 4 роки тому +35

      Sure...except Paganini lived between the XVIIIth and XIXth century...not exactly medieval (Middle Ages had already been over for almost 400 years by then). LOL

    • @robbieezc907
      @robbieezc907 4 роки тому +9

      Any/most young rich musical artist end up like this tho.

    • @Omar_E11
      @Omar_E11 4 роки тому +3

      The medieval Bon Scott.

    • @samuraisoul1043
      @samuraisoul1043 4 роки тому +5

      There's a film called the Devils violinist it's pretty decent. A German violinist called David Garret plays him .

  • @TotalImmort7l
    @TotalImmort7l 3 роки тому +618

    The devil be like: *_I was a businessman... doing business_*

    • @Waleedp1k
      @Waleedp1k 3 роки тому +4

      LMAO

    • @miamipeng
      @miamipeng 3 роки тому +6

      @@sandyg1039 is trump... nah...

    • @sadeghshirazi4365
      @sadeghshirazi4365 3 роки тому +6

      @@sandyg1039 play the ILLUMINATI song
      Right now lol

    • @carlawilliams5-26-27
      @carlawilliams5-26-27 3 роки тому +6

      To them it's business but to Satan it's personal cause Satan businesses is getting your soul he comes as a angel of light but his true nature is darkness.... he's nothing to play with...... he's deceptive, deceitful, jealous and the greatest liar....

    • @BeastNationXIV
      @BeastNationXIV 3 роки тому +1

      "I made lots of wonderful deals, great deals..."

  • @joec.354
    @joec.354 7 місяців тому +3

    Loved your stuff for a long time

    • @joec.354
      @joec.354 7 місяців тому

      I made a contract with the devil once and accidentally won lol but I heard one guy got a fiddle (vialin thingy) that was not only too heavy but but was crap to play. Try pawning something like that without questions being asked lol

  • @HeatherNickless-vt8zr
    @HeatherNickless-vt8zr 10 місяців тому +3

    Two wrongs don't make a right; but it seems there is a third wrong that cannot be cheated into a first right; Once you make a deal with a power beyond understanding there is no getting out of it but a second death.

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +1208

    The devil sounds like a sketchy bank loan.

    • @XXXOverlord666
      @XXXOverlord666 3 роки тому +75

      Dude, the Devil is at least reasonable, the banks...not so much.

    • @superman-7820
      @superman-7820 3 роки тому +19

      Lmfaoooo bro you hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @iluvcakes19
      @iluvcakes19 3 роки тому +8

      @@XXXOverlord666 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shandahlibarra2736
      @shandahlibarra2736 3 роки тому +3

      Well said.

    • @Danilio.
      @Danilio. 3 роки тому +8

      @@XXXOverlord666 exactly lmao this is why you don't take loans from anyone

  • @ulquiorracifer3359
    @ulquiorracifer3359 4 роки тому +651

    Thoughty2 : "Bernard Fokke"
    UA-cam: What did you Say?! **Demonitized.**

  • @Four_Words_And_Much_More
    @Four_Words_And_Much_More 7 місяців тому +10

    Thoughty2 you are a genius of story creation and telling. Thank you.

  • @milicadraganovic2198
    @milicadraganovic2198 10 місяців тому +1

    Hi, I totally agree with your knowledge. Wish we can share it in both directions. P.s. love the Erik Satie - Gnossienne No.1 :)))))) my fav

  • @rockinsam1308
    @rockinsam1308 4 роки тому +340

    How to fool with the devil :
    You: [sold your soul]
    devil: what do you want?
    you: release my soul

    • @connorbt6505
      @connorbt6505 4 роки тому +2

      Rockin Sam lololololol

    • @marcus4485
      @marcus4485 4 роки тому +25

      Devil: wait, that's illegal

    • @rockinsam1308
      @rockinsam1308 4 роки тому +13

      @@marcus4485 You: welcome to earth

    • @rohitk8797
      @rohitk8797 4 роки тому +21

      I'd ask for 3 wishes.
      1) release my soul.
      2) Gimme superpowers n make me smart-smart.
      3) unlimited wishes.

    • @ryanisacuc8381
      @ryanisacuc8381 4 роки тому +16

      You know the devil can easily deny your deal?

  • @shanebeard9183
    @shanebeard9183 4 роки тому +736

    This dude looks like a villian bout to tie some girl to a train track.

  • @johndavid5618
    @johndavid5618 10 місяців тому +2

    "Even the so called pope, is court up in all of this." My the Holy Spirit Have mercy on his soul. 🥺

  • @mccartyzoe
    @mccartyzoe 2 місяці тому +2

    As usual- great video !!

  • @edster1801
    @edster1801 4 роки тому +175

    He's convinced me that he's actually saying 42 now instead of thoughty 2

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 4 роки тому +8

      He's admitted to that already.

    • @senatuspopulusqueromanus5626
      @senatuspopulusqueromanus5626 4 роки тому +6

      Edgar Rodriguez I always hear 42

    • @Starplaya
      @Starplaya 4 роки тому +10

      Guys he’s joking about that cause 42 is „the answer to everything in life“, remember? That’s why he often says that and that’s why his channel is named like that

    • @jibijay
      @jibijay 4 роки тому +3

      Makes me laugh when I see the comments telling him he needs to pronounce his name properly. Clueless.

    • @zanderman004
      @zanderman004 4 роки тому +5

      Actually.. in Britain, a fair few people have lazy pronunciation. He says ‘Neverlands’ instead of Netherlands, ‘fink’ instead of think. ‘Fought’ instead of thought. Most ‘th’ sounds become ‘f’ or ‘v’ sounds. If he actually made a video claiming he says 42 deliberately, he’s lying.. Like I’d believe him if he didn’t do it with many many other words.. it’s lazy pronunciation. I do not judge him. Just saying.

  • @Frey_2026
    @Frey_2026 4 роки тому +2353

    Bob Dylan: Devil, I'll make a deal with you so I can be successful
    Devil: Alright, but then if I grant you your wish, no one will understand what you say ever again, just like Ozzy.
    Bob Dylan: Gweh behanheh weahn

  • @romeomyblueheaven8237
    @romeomyblueheaven8237 8 місяців тому +2

    The devil doesnt need to make deals, he'll get you without giving you anything at all probably.

  • @joshmayer3311
    @joshmayer3311 7 місяців тому +1

    Wow haven't been in this awesome channel since 2015. Glad I rediscovered it.

  • @lindah6954
    @lindah6954 3 роки тому +2031

    Devil: At the end of your contract, how would you like to go out? 1 drug overdose. 2 plane crash. 3 car crash. And how many famous people meet their end in this way?

    • @burants89
      @burants89 3 роки тому +280

      That sounds more like meeting the Clintons

    • @nova-6919
      @nova-6919 3 роки тому +33

      @burants well that’s certainly a possibility.

    • @aperson1004
      @aperson1004 3 роки тому +29

      Big facts

    • @Bambotb
      @Bambotb 3 роки тому +13

      @@burants89 🤣🤣

    • @ArmyBoiSweat
      @ArmyBoiSweat 3 роки тому +72

      maybe the 27 club is like a high risk high reward type thing. unending stardom far beyond your years (cobain, hendrix) but an untimely death.

  • @kimgodwin3284
    @kimgodwin3284 5 місяців тому +2

    Crossroads is a great movie. And Steve Vai plays all the guitar parts in the movie. Love the tale

  • @JubbyLandry
    @JubbyLandry 7 місяців тому +2

    Hey ! The Hecklefish at the Why Files sent me here and, liked/ loved subscribed 💕

  • @bluejay7701
    @bluejay7701 4 роки тому +417

    Everyone else: I want to become rich and famous
    Fokker: I am speed

    • @Starplaya
      @Starplaya 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah Fokker was like „pimp my boat, do it now! I don’t care about my soul, I want my ship faster“ lol

    • @TheVideoOZMasteR
      @TheVideoOZMasteR 4 роки тому +3

      devil: one jet engine for Fokker.

    • @guisampaio2008
      @guisampaio2008 4 роки тому

      Osu player Cokiezi sure did the same.

    • @luxypher7475
      @luxypher7475 4 роки тому +1

      @@guisampaio2008 weeb

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 4 роки тому +2

      Bluejay...... but why did he want speed? It was a means to an end; the end being to make four times as mùch money as his rivals. Two birds, one stone?

  • @DJLuckeyLu
    @DJLuckeyLu 3 роки тому +555

    Devil: So, in exchange for your soul, what would you like?
    Me: Imma need about tree fiddy.

    • @Zavier21
      @Zavier21 3 роки тому +7

      I don’t get it

    • @becausescience747
      @becausescience747 3 роки тому +4

      @@Zavier21 Me neither lol

    • @Sam-xu3xq
      @Sam-xu3xq 3 роки тому +4

      M.A.X three fifty

    • @Sam-xu3xq
      @Sam-xu3xq 3 роки тому +1

      Because Science three fifty lol

    • @sethbolin5145
      @sethbolin5145 3 роки тому +19

      M.A.X look up lochness monster South Park and thank me later

  • @halimasyambo5685
    @halimasyambo5685 Місяць тому +2

    100% prove that people are destroyed from lack of knowledge, money, and fame are not everything

  • @skitch8616
    @skitch8616 10 місяців тому +2

    If there is a hell, I'm sure everyone is living through it right now

  • @thatguywhodropshots3277
    @thatguywhodropshots3277 3 роки тому +303

    "I'm fast as fokke boii"

  • @rbmwiv
    @rbmwiv 3 роки тому +1493

    I can’t help but laugh every time you say Fokkers name.

    • @drewo.o2722
      @drewo.o2722 3 роки тому +60

      It sounds like F**ker

    • @nohome170
      @nohome170 3 роки тому +36

      When you use caption it describe fucker 🤣🤣

    • @vduckie3949
      @vduckie3949 3 роки тому +3

      Fr 💀😂😂

    • @raziel69sin
      @raziel69sin 3 роки тому +33

      That Fokker made their life a living hell of endless misery...
      😂🤣☠️👻
      I swear I'm mature lol

    • @masterkeef133
      @masterkeef133 3 роки тому +2

      @@drewo.o2722 naaaaaaaaa really? almost like that wasnt the joke

  • @SIN3JASON
    @SIN3JASON 7 місяців тому +3

    Did anyone else laugh continuously when he named that one dude's name out falker? The way he kept saying that name I found hysterical 😂

    • @HeathOakrayzy
      @HeathOakrayzy 7 місяців тому

      😂😅👍 yes I did, you know he was getting a kick out of saying it so many times himself!

    • @AnnaSimmons-uj1ib
      @AnnaSimmons-uj1ib 7 місяців тому

      😂

  • @LordDaseph
    @LordDaseph 4 роки тому +268

    The auto-generated subtitles when talking about Bernard Fokke the Sailor are just pure gold :D :D :D :D
    After watching countless creepy pastas and what-not, I found this video to be rather good & interesting

    • @Fuzen.
      @Fuzen. 4 роки тому +23

      Oh my god. At first I was like : “What does he means ? Okay it says Fokker but…” And suddenly : “fuck-ass”.
      Still a long way to go before we have 100% accurate subtitles.

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 4 роки тому +7

      Oh thanks for pointing that out. I was in stitches. 😂🤣 Especially when the devil made modifications... For reasons 😂

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 4 роки тому +2

      Geoffrey Florence it’s not completely wrong Fokker/Fok means Breeder or Breed.. though the literal translation could be Fucker 😂

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 4 роки тому +6

      When the Devil came to collect his Jew and other gems. Thank you for pointing this out!

    • @FatboiReborn
      @FatboiReborn 4 роки тому +1

      What's a creepy pasta, seen that in many places

  • @nabimama5378
    @nabimama5378 3 роки тому +314

    I like the quote at the end.
    *"WHAT GOOD WILL IT BE FOR A MAN IF HE GAINS THE WHOLE WORLD YET FORFEITS HIS SOUL?"*
    *~Matthew **16:26*
    Good point.

    • @GGGaming-zr4rb
      @GGGaming-zr4rb 3 роки тому +4

      ...I got an Old Spice commercial when I clicked on the time stamp

    • @bloodhound1182
      @bloodhound1182 3 роки тому +4

      What about the badass quote
      "Tis no sin to cheat the devil."
      It sounds like the type of one-liner shit the hero of an action movie would say at the end, after he like kills the villain through deceits.

    • @nabimama5378
      @nabimama5378 3 роки тому +1

      @@GGGaming-zr4rb lmao 😂

    • @wendyrichardson8831
      @wendyrichardson8831 3 роки тому

      I would sell my soul to become immortal since i cant die

    • @cannonshawn7292
      @cannonshawn7292 3 роки тому

      Oh we going deep now?

  • @NiqaTube.et64
    @NiqaTube.et64 7 місяців тому +1

    love your accent great stuff thank you 🙏

  • @tomsisson660
    @tomsisson660 7 місяців тому +2

    3 months of sea travel? Easy to explain. Maybe. Maybe those people he got his supplies from traveled half the distance for him and met him half way and perhaps he was able to modify his ship to double its speed.
    Tom Sisson

  • @elizabethc.5824
    @elizabethc.5824 4 роки тому +370

    Imagine the devil showing up and not wanting your soul lol

    • @Tank1
      @Tank1 4 роки тому +18

      Hell take your soul, but he knows what value you have ect someone whose a devil worshipper for exakple aint really worth shit, just a pawn, a Godly but talented with global reach person soul.... Thats alot more interesting to him.

    • @imheretochewbubblegum
      @imheretochewbubblegum 4 роки тому +17

      Trump comes to my mind. The Devil: - No, no, I'm not spending eternity with you :)

    • @teddylark2357
      @teddylark2357 4 роки тому +15

      He Just asks for $3.50

    • @persistentlydriven9390
      @persistentlydriven9390 4 роки тому +1

      Elizabeth Chacon 🗣🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @inchargenow320
      @inchargenow320 4 роки тому +3

      Is 6666666 the devil phone #

  • @iustin5219
    @iustin5219 3 роки тому +1000

    I live in Romania and this is a story my grandma told me that happened to her grandma around 1850. They wanted to visit a Saint called Pătru that was still alive and he was far away. You needed to walk 2 days just to get there. The people went there in groups and her grandma was in one of them. They were walking at night and in their face apperead a priest dressed in black. He said:,,Please shake my hand because Im the priest from Frânculești"( a local big village) . Everibody thaught that it was so strange to see a priest so they lighted up some incense because they suspected that it was a devil because devil incounters were not rare. He ran away.
    EDIT: SORRY IF I MADE SOME WRITING MISTAKES I LEARNED ENGLISH IN DUOLINGO

    • @TerrariaGolem
      @TerrariaGolem 3 роки тому +31

      Interesting

    • @stormreaper7
      @stormreaper7 3 роки тому +72

      It is legible, and a fascinating tale

    • @inUR2teeth
      @inUR2teeth 3 роки тому +36

      Thank you for sharing.. interesting indeed.. but may I ask what kind of incense did they use?

    • @ck2music712
      @ck2music712 3 роки тому +23

      Very interesting... Does incense ward off evil? I've never heard that, but I know incense is part of Catholic rituals (but I'm not Catholic...)...

    • @ghineadamian9040
      @ghineadamian9040 3 роки тому +22

      Ah, bunicii noștrii și strigoii lor.

  • @terrytheblackmage4799
    @terrytheblackmage4799 2 місяці тому +1

    There have been several songs written about the metaphorical sale of one's soul for fame and success. A couple that come to mind are Marilyn Manson's "The Mephistopheles of Los Angeles" and Ghost's "Mary On A Cross"

  • @neilacrabtree1617
    @neilacrabtree1617 8 місяців тому +4

    Found this channel for the first time and really enjoyed it. Subscribed.

  • @TGBurgerGaming
    @TGBurgerGaming 4 роки тому +1319

    See here's the thing about Bob Dylan.
    He did a looooot of drugs.

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect 4 роки тому +44

      He's probably talking about DMT or ayuwaska or some shit

    • @marcusmidget
      @marcusmidget 4 роки тому +72

      Laugh it off blame it on drugs. Unless youve had that encounter its easy to shrug off.

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 4 роки тому +25

      @@marcusmidget soo have you had it

    • @rxnodepth7505
      @rxnodepth7505 4 роки тому +86

      Yes and he probably was controlled by his label . The "devil" is usually just whatever label the artists signed to, cuz they usually end up signing shitty contracts that offer a lot of money but it takes full control of u, hence your soul.

    • @nicolasowens3821
      @nicolasowens3821 3 роки тому +18

      he's not that great either..

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane Рік тому +702

    I mean I remember Pink signing on with her Label and essentially being told to do exactly as they say and they'll make her a star. If actual devils aren't a thing, corporations and their seedy producers and directors certainly are.

    • @lisaalexander1824
      @lisaalexander1824 Рік тому +17

      Good and evil just channel thru us..

    • @RIPPINREAPER
      @RIPPINREAPER Рік тому +3

      💯

    • @tiffm3110
      @tiffm3110 Рік тому +6

      Wait, so did she sell her soul? Because she's been a star for way longer than I would have expected. I remember There You Go and liking it but never thought she would last this long

    • @rcd4416
      @rcd4416 Рік тому +2

      @@lisaalexander1824 exactly and our personal choices , morals and principles allows others to see us as good or evil.

    • @bethulrich5406
      @bethulrich5406 Рік тому

      To Tiff,-Yeah!-she's SO Huuge!!!🙄😒😒😒

  • @viktoravarkonyi4570
    @viktoravarkonyi4570 2 місяці тому +1

    Tbh when i die and i get to know the truth if there was a god or a devil or anything it's gonna be so crazy to finally understand the truth about all these conspiracy theories

  • @dimitarcvetinov4294
    @dimitarcvetinov4294 3 місяці тому +4

    bro imagine being so bad at anything to make a deal with the devil

  • @giltorres2154
    @giltorres2154 3 роки тому +2282

    If there’s a devil, there’s a God

    • @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord
      @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord 3 роки тому +53

      Maybe there's just demons

    • @salty5859
      @salty5859 3 роки тому +186

      @@The6Eternal6Dark6Lord Whenever there's something good, there will always be something bad.

    • @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord
      @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord 3 роки тому +18

      @@salty5859 yeah maybe some people are good but that doesn't mean there has to be a god

    • @FatManJackson
      @FatManJackson 3 роки тому +97

      @@The6Eternal6Dark6Lord you dont have to believe in religion. Just look at the world and all the systems and think how all of that came about by itself. Randomly.

    • @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord
      @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord 3 роки тому +15

      @@FatManJackson yeah I know I tought of that, it makes more sense that a creator made us but still we're not sure, there could be alot of other things we don't understand

  • @emperorbartu2414
    @emperorbartu2414 4 роки тому +282

    Dillon : Went away for a few months and took music lessons.
    Friends : he made deal with devil

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 4 роки тому +24

      Borsalino Kizaru Maybe not as popular, but with a lot of practice and a bit of luck you could get as good as him.

    • @kcool3483
      @kcool3483 4 роки тому +20

      @Jasper Jones suddenly going from average to legendary is suspicious. I do believe that he made a deal with the devil

    • @BantiarnaMacRaghnaill
      @BantiarnaMacRaghnaill 4 роки тому +2

      There's not much difference sometimes

    • @Chris-cs7nv
      @Chris-cs7nv 4 роки тому +1

      @Borsalino Kizaru unless he is very talented in which case he may get as good as him or even better than him.

    • @danieldoucet9121
      @danieldoucet9121 4 роки тому +13

      @@kcool3483 Seriously ????? Seriously ???????????????????

  • @magnatatar
    @magnatatar 10 місяців тому +1

    the definitions of words is one un perfetced call. in the reality the abstract the definitions go down to endless 'rabbit hole' which is where we all are right now

  • @SixMiracles-uj1zp
    @SixMiracles-uj1zp 3 місяці тому +11

    Matthew Perry, in his memoir published right before his death, called "Friends, Lovers and The Big Terrible Thing, says he made a Faustian Prayer. He said it came from nothing and became something. Evidently, it haunted and terrified him. His Faustian Prayer was his deal with the devil and he called it The Big Terrible Thing. And it got him a hot t.v. show. He said suddenly he had all of this recognition and money, but he knew where he got it.

    • @kaayc9459
      @kaayc9459 3 місяці тому

      Sloan Bella talks about this in her reading too.

    • @TyranasauruzFlex6669
      @TyranasauruzFlex6669 2 місяці тому

      How dare you ruin Mathew Perry for me 😒
      That is simply idiotic and I hate that you just made me think less of that man. Not for making a "Faustian Prayer" mind you, but for him believing it is the reason for what followed. Why does it work for some but not for all? You know since people seem to think they know all the rules on these obsolete ideals lol

    • @saintchronic
      @saintchronic Місяць тому +1

      @@TyranasauruzFlex6669how dare u rofl 💚🙏💜

    • @TyranasauruzFlex6669
      @TyranasauruzFlex6669 Місяць тому +1

      @@saintchronic Mathew Perry was cool lol so I won't accept that he believed such nonsense.

  • @mustlovedragons8047
    @mustlovedragons8047 4 роки тому +711

    "What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul."

    • @MLGsniper-oo8xp
      @MLGsniper-oo8xp 4 роки тому +30

      God doesn't exist neither does the devil all that happens is that you move through space time after you die and go to some other place

    • @drew230
      @drew230 4 роки тому +11

      The whole world

    • @mustlovedragons8047
      @mustlovedragons8047 4 роки тому +11

      @@drew230 1 Soul > 1 World.

    • @mustlovedragons8047
      @mustlovedragons8047 4 роки тому +7

      @@drew230 You can't take it with you.

    • @neilcampbell4833
      @neilcampbell4833 4 роки тому +32

      @@MLGsniper-oo8xp How do you know?

  • @petergrandahl2386
    @petergrandahl2386 Рік тому +34

    Evil has 5 traits -- its arrogant, its unreasonable, its insane, its destructive and last but not least self destructive.

    • @heathermichael3987
      @heathermichael3987 8 місяців тому +2

      You forgot beautiful 😊

    • @thelawless1523
      @thelawless1523 3 місяці тому +1

      and offers only lies "i can talk to the dead" !sure! "i made a deal with the devil" oh ok, sure!

    • @danamundy1187
      @danamundy1187 2 місяці тому +2

      Like Trump!!!

    • @johntanner6035
      @johntanner6035 2 місяці тому +1

      Sounds like american politics on both sides

    • @Amara34062
      @Amara34062 2 місяці тому

      ​@@heathermichael3987true

  • @imaadrasool7471
    @imaadrasool7471 7 місяців тому +1

    THE SUBTITLES ON FOKKERS PART OF THE VIDEO LMAO🤣

  • @pocketsand457
    @pocketsand457 3 роки тому +603

    Is the devil just the ultimate lawyer??
    nobody reads the fineprint.

    • @seanchapman5959
      @seanchapman5959 3 роки тому +5

      Devils Advocate 😈

    • @3353080
      @3353080 3 роки тому +11

      The ultimate prosecuting attorney, actualy.

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 3 роки тому +2

      @@3353080 Yes, thank you. Satan is a title, and it literally means "accuser".

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 3 роки тому +2

      @DeadNinjutsu You are correct. The satan _is_ an adversary. And in a legal sense, he is the prosecuting attorney, who is the defendant's adversary.
      ua-cam.com/video/CamYtVpoTNk/v-deo.html

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 3 роки тому +3

      @DeadNinjutsu Revelation 12:10 calls Satan the "accuser of the brethren", and in Job 1, it says that Satan approached God in Heaven, among the angels, and spoke with God about a mortal man named Job. Satan accused God, of all people, of showing favoritism to the mortal because of Job's undying love for God.

  • @alphadimov9905
    @alphadimov9905 4 роки тому +361

    I think thoughty2's mustache is a part of a deal with the devil

    • @golfgrabu
      @golfgrabu 4 роки тому +14

      You went into the future to steal my joke. You obviously made a deal with the devil. LET'S BURN THE HERETIC!!!!! (joking)

    • @Starplaya
      @Starplaya 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah the moustache is WAY to accurate and good looking. That can’t be natural

    • @diarykeeper
      @diarykeeper 4 роки тому +5

      Well. Tesla my man still did it betta.

    • @jacobgoldenofficial4321
      @jacobgoldenofficial4321 4 роки тому

      🤔😜😜

    • @paulgreen2416
      @paulgreen2416 4 роки тому +4

      He stole his moustache from a 70's porn star 😄

  • @luceatlux7087
    @luceatlux7087 9 місяців тому +1

    heh good music choice
    this (first) song always reminds me of that game Shadowgate for some reason. perfect for some esoteric mystery.

  • @albuquerquehotspot7835
    @albuquerquehotspot7835 7 місяців тому +1

    Thoughty looks like a dude from the 50’s doin YT. Pure class

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 3 роки тому +480

    "Whole town hated him"
    "House burned down OuT oF nOwHeRe"
    Hmmm, gee, I wonder how his house could have burned down!

  • @azula9830
    @azula9830 3 роки тому +1151

    rip to artists who sold their soul but only got like 5 minutes fame

    • @luisforeal8676
      @luisforeal8676 3 роки тому +106

      Literally just a spec of fame in exchange for eternity in the abyss... What a ripoff...

    • @origamipandabear2862
      @origamipandabear2862 3 роки тому +29

      Trust me, the devil has no interest in your soul.

    • @jjo599
      @jjo599 3 роки тому +1

      no be easy oo

    • @Waluigi164
      @Waluigi164 3 роки тому +18

      TruPoogles if it’s so worthless to him on a plane where has control. Imagine how worthless the common soul is to god at this point.

    • @KirkLee1983
      @KirkLee1983 3 роки тому +3

      @@origamipandabear2862 how would you know??

  • @user-wm9xs7fb1r
    @user-wm9xs7fb1r 5 місяців тому +1

    my attention span is horrible, but your storytelling keeps me on. keep up the good job.

  • @user-gq1fo3bo1g
    @user-gq1fo3bo1g 3 місяці тому +1

    I enjoyed the video and took for granted the advise.

  • @cedricvelarde
    @cedricvelarde 4 роки тому +195

    Bernard: Dutchman's residence
    SpongeBob: throws never ending conversation
    Bernard: Fokke

  • @rubenv.ballesterosii1362
    @rubenv.ballesterosii1362 4 роки тому +172

    Matthew 16:26 “For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

    • @valenciawalker6498
      @valenciawalker6498 4 роки тому +5

      po gi amen 🙏🏽

    • @fredroehl956
      @fredroehl956 4 роки тому +2

      It is written!

    • @L47M
      @L47M 4 роки тому +1

      Oh stop it !!

    • @alicegenesis5720
      @alicegenesis5720 4 роки тому +3

      Lord Jesus save those lose soulllll

    • @ugly9498
      @ugly9498 4 роки тому +3

      @@alicegenesis5720 You actually believe this shit lmao

  • @Luca-fo9lg
    @Luca-fo9lg 7 місяців тому

    The faster sealer maybe changed his boat with another one in Suez, and when he was back in Suez again, he took the first boat to reach his country in just 3 months

  • @daniellombardo27
    @daniellombardo27 3 місяці тому +2

    I know it's super immature.. but, I can't help but laugh whenever he says the name "Fokke" with that English accent of his, 😂.

  • @professionalpotatoimperson6404
    @professionalpotatoimperson6404 3 роки тому +299

    Fokker: *Has fast boat
    Fokker’s Opponents: That Fokker sold his soul to the devil!!!

  • @SneedBass
    @SneedBass 3 роки тому +67

    I thought the legend was (as a musician) you went down to the crossroads with your guitar and got the devil to tune it. At age 27 the devil would come calling for you to hold up your end of the deal. Hence the 27 club where there is a list of dead musicians. Robert Johnson, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and a bunch of others had sold their soul for fame and talent.

    • @jacobmesser8284
      @jacobmesser8284 3 роки тому +7

      Kurt Cobain only got fame he wasn't that talented

    • @tyuup12
      @tyuup12 3 роки тому

      I didn’t even know this. That’s crazy

    • @emmajanewatts4388
      @emmajanewatts4388 3 роки тому

      Jacob Messer seriously

    • @damelos4039
      @damelos4039 3 роки тому

      @@jacobmesser8284 Well, that's kind of the whole thing.....fame.

    • @activistswrld8105
      @activistswrld8105 3 роки тому +2

      to add to 27 club they were all left handed as well

  • @Badman0417
    @Badman0417 10 місяців тому +1

    Their name's, images, and likeness can becused in perpetuity across the universe. They can essentially make you appear to say or do whatever they want

  • @NoFace2K
    @NoFace2K 7 місяців тому +1

    LOVED THIS VIDEO!!!!

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 4 роки тому +270

    "Have you ever sailed with captain Bernard"? "Yes. He's a real Fokker".

    • @forgefathereli8354
      @forgefathereli8354 4 роки тому +2

      *badupsch*

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven 4 роки тому +1

      have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight??
      I ask that of all my prey, I like the sound of it......
      hey, never rub another man's rhubarb mwahahahahaaaa!!!!

    • @thondomain
      @thondomain 4 роки тому +2

      TV interviewer: With retired WWII RAF ace George Willis. Tell us about how you became an ace.
      George: I was flyin' over the channel and was jumped by five of the fokkers, two from above and three below.
      TV interviewer: For those who don't know, a Focker is a type or German fighter plane. Isn't that right, Mr. Willis?
      George: Yes, but these fokkers were Messerschmitts.

    • @psychozulu
      @psychozulu 4 роки тому

      I bet he's a pothead too

    • @ad194gd6
      @ad194gd6 4 роки тому +1

      9:15 look at them subtitles

  • @jadeddragon4254
    @jadeddragon4254 3 роки тому +2523

    Satans best and oldest trick is convincing people he doesn’t exist

    • @hillarycolen1163
      @hillarycolen1163 3 роки тому +12

      That would be plain funny if devil is trying to recruit.

    • @patrioticwhitemail9119
      @patrioticwhitemail9119 3 роки тому +94

      @@hillarycolen1163 all you need to do to serve lucifer is to simply not fear God. Your corporal presence not projecting a social oura of holyness will make those around you more likely to drop their own faith seeing as it has become socially acceptable to do so. God won't show himself. He stopped doing that after jesus: the final sacrifice was made. Lucifer then realized all he had to do was disappear from obvious perception to take away the last bit of evidence for the bible's validity.

    • @hillarycolen1163
      @hillarycolen1163 3 роки тому +15

      @@patrioticwhitemail9119😂.You can keep your lucifer as well as your gods. I don't believe in religion,magic or superstition.

    • @patrioticwhitemail9119
      @patrioticwhitemail9119 3 роки тому +48

      @@hillarycolen1163 ok fine whatever. I was just trying to answer your question. I would like to apologize for recognizing your initial comment as a legit theoligical question when it was actually that of a edgy atheist trying to score brownie points by hecling those who don't think as you do.

    • @hillarycolen1163
      @hillarycolen1163 3 роки тому +2

      @@patrioticwhitemail9119 ...you get me wrong again.The more varying opinions we have, the better.

  • @gbaham521
    @gbaham521 10 місяців тому +1

    This was so eerie !

  • @paanzam2667
    @paanzam2667 7 місяців тому

    Been so broke,try to make pact with the devil,he never show up.

  • @shapeshiftingmedallion3974
    @shapeshiftingmedallion3974 3 роки тому +391

    “What happened to the men who made a deal with the Devil?” They became Ghost Riders, that’s what.

  • @nancymills1884
    @nancymills1884 2 роки тому +1049

    The Devil whispered : ‘You can’t withstand the storm!’
    I answered back ,’ At least I didn’t lose my gold fiddle to a kid in Georgia.’
    Devil: ‘That’s low.’

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 роки тому +14

      Lol

    • @jackt175
      @jackt175 2 роки тому +24

      This is exactly what this video made me think of 😂

    • @leec2724
      @leec2724 2 роки тому +7

      I am the storm.

    • @kingsoren2010
      @kingsoren2010 2 роки тому +11

      I replied...I AM THE STORM !!

    • @wjdyr6261
      @wjdyr6261 2 роки тому +9

      Johnny actually lost that bet because his pride got the best of him if you pay attention to the lyrics

  • @weatherby1982
    @weatherby1982 7 місяців тому +1

    i'd rather be a nobody and poor and stand with our father in heaven than a somebody and rich standing with the devil.

  • @ducatista695
    @ducatista695 7 місяців тому

    If Bob Dylan sold his soul to the Devil for better musicianship, he should have negotiated more.

  • @alikbey
    @alikbey 4 роки тому +688

    The devil took jesus on a mountain, offered him the world, he declined..
    That offer was still on the table for someone..

    • @PsychoEscaper
      @PsychoEscaper 4 роки тому +77

      this actually could be a good story 🤔

    • @matheuwilliams6266
      @matheuwilliams6266 4 роки тому +15

      Ben-Zra literally

    • @BigShmakk
      @BigShmakk 4 роки тому +58

      Kanye

    • @johnnyzhao7698
      @johnnyzhao7698 4 роки тому +28

      But power and glory of the heaven and earth has already taken Jesus, remember God give that power over the earth to Adam and Adam fall along with that power to the devil. So Jesus reedeming that power?

    • @michaeltreu4152
      @michaeltreu4152 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnnyzhao7698 No ... i have it.

  • @blueberryayu9527
    @blueberryayu9527 3 роки тому +1143

    "What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world but to lose his own soul?..... Matthew 16:26"
    - Dracula

    • @vivhiggins5656
      @vivhiggins5656 3 роки тому +11

      Yes i believe in god but we all can go of the right just pray too our lord a men,

    • @newtestament116
      @newtestament116 3 роки тому +22

      @@vivhiggins5656 God

    • @coolcatbaron
      @coolcatbaron 3 роки тому +61

      Ah yes, Dracula the original author of the gospel of Matthew.

    • @kingsakoura6241
      @kingsakoura6241 3 роки тому +30

      Did you just quote a quote ?

    • @Theroadlesstaken
      @Theroadlesstaken 3 роки тому +11

      @@newtestament116 - I don’t believe in the god of the bible or indeed any other gods that humanity has thus far presented. So I’m ok with not being picky about using an upper case ‘G’

  • @1692Keith
    @1692Keith 7 місяців тому +1

    Earth is Hell. All suffering, and pain Imaginable exists here in your life.
    Bob is not going to Hell, he’s coming back here, and stuffing the most horrible life ever.

    • @GODSWarrior2525
      @GODSWarrior2525 Місяць тому

      Not true hell is very real and the hell testimonies that I’ve been watching all sum up to the same thing that hell is very real I can send you swine if you’d like brother love you and GOD does too

  • @user-gj2gj6bp6m
    @user-gj2gj6bp6m 5 місяців тому +1

    The minute u sign that label contract u are no longer in charge of ur life and not allowed to think for ur self. The illuminate ownes u.

  • @donavanflemmings366
    @donavanflemmings366 4 роки тому +959

    So nobody's gonna talk about how this guy keeps sayings " fokke"

    • @daathgnosis2098
      @daathgnosis2098 4 роки тому +7

      Fca

    • @Jurkyification
      @Jurkyification 4 роки тому +67

      Im dying after turning on the subtitles... oh god..

    • @Atamastra
      @Atamastra 4 роки тому +15

      I was literally just about to start talking about it lol. I'm like, does he... can he hear himself? He had to edit this and listen to it back at some point.

    • @catherineb2951
      @catherineb2951 4 роки тому +36

      “...had come back to claim his Jew he sentenced fucker and his ship to sail...” 💀💀💀

    • @BakedPotato13
      @BakedPotato13 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah especially from 9:12 to 9:22 sounds like the narrator just gave up on saying the name carefully and just kept saying f*cker instead. Lmao

  • @nicholasmartello4110
    @nicholasmartello4110 3 роки тому +213

    "Fokker -"
    Laughing immaturely

    • @emren2432
      @emren2432 3 роки тому +8

      Now this one I have to laugh: CC spelled Fokker > Fucker.... No joke...

    • @emren2432
      @emren2432 3 роки тому +3

      Heard it and then saw it lol

    • @Maxyshadow
      @Maxyshadow 3 роки тому +4

      Boy that Fokker was really moving!

    • @melissacutler1910
      @melissacutler1910 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JerOfTheDead
      @JerOfTheDead 3 роки тому +2

      Came to the comments for this lol

  • @HexenStar
    @HexenStar 7 місяців тому

    An honest grandma's attempt to rival Wilhelm Hauff.