Most of us have tried weird shit. The real ones can admit and laugh about it. Especially in the current era of pórn oversaturation, some shit seems like a great idea on paper (screen), in practice the shit is terrible. The best part is being able to laugh with the chick you're with about it after realizing how stupid it is. That's when you know she's a good one.
Damn.. I’m laughing through the whole thing, then Matt said JP saved some young men’s lives, and my eyes got wide 😳 I am one of them. Much respect to Matt! MSSP rules
Hate too be that guy but when I was getting clean off fentanyl my man Jordan Peterson helped a lot 😭 gave me some inner peace when I felt like I couldn’t achieve sobriety
@@TheNTMG it didn’t happen on purpose bro , but yeah I was a troubled kid in a bad situation. Don’t expect you too understand cause I thought like you before
I was being a pussy brat I listened to his advice, and I got some snuzz last night. You are a legend. You just have to pretend to not care and they want it.
Dude I use that excuse as a guy so I can just relax and play some games for the night. Not even sleeping around. I just want Xbox more than I want pussy.
Yes, and if you’re not married, I want to let you know what he saying is real. It’s not bad but it’s crazy. You can be married and still end up masturbating.😂😂😂
Mohegan Sun isn’t in The Poconos. It’s in Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. It is connected to the Pocono Downs Racetrack, but the entirety of what is referred to as The Poconos exists within the suburbs and far outskirts of Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.
the reason she wants it on vacation is she doesn’t have the stress from her day to day life there… she can leave it all at home maybe help her at home by supporting her emotionally & physically and the amusement park will always stay open 😉
If you have to CHANGE, she ain’t the one. And yes, there is a possibility that you will stay single your entire life, and there is nothing wrong with that. There isn’t a partner for everyone
For those of you coming from Rogan, Bae Class is in session
Dibs on pencil sharpener seat.
Let’s start this episode with a land acknowledgment
Time to get schooled in dog brain vitches
I love u peepop
Did the st.rogies bump got you a bump too homies ?
By baring himself for all to see, Matt bares all of our sins to the world. A Christlike figure in his sacrifice and benevolence, imo
The shaman himself in the flesh.
Yea he's pretty cool
Christlike
😅😅
Pbuh
matt is so honest and has so small of an ego it’s honestly inspiring in a way
the shamans way
Absolutely and same with the Gerbz
def a mixture of the shrooms and therapy
Thats what shroomies do😂
Mr terry davis
1:54 The Shaman referring to T-porn as the Sorcerer's Stone followed by "nnnnnNNNOOOOO" fcking killed me
His euphemisms are unmatched
Truly the secret to eternal youth
Yo wtf is t porn help me bro
@@jackwebb3757trans women prn, tgirls and stuff
@@jackwebb3757The "t" stands for trans
Matt makes me feel so much less ashamed for all the weird and oddly similar sexual shit that I've done with my wife
Most of us have tried weird shit. The real ones can admit and laugh about it. Especially in the current era of pórn oversaturation, some shit seems like a great idea on paper (screen), in practice the shit is terrible. The best part is being able to laugh with the chick you're with about it after realizing how stupid it is. That's when you know she's a good one.
Matt makes me feel so much less ashamed for all the weird and oddly similar sexual shit thar I've done with this guys wife
You need a Gillis to shame you into stop
@@undiscoveredcolorzmaybe your just wierd
@@JugsOnMySackMaybe you decided "conform = good" a long time ago and now you're just a robot.
Perhaps the worst possible person to take advice from. That being said I got my notepad out as we speak
Matt "dress up your punching dummy as your wife" McCusker
Doing his best Dana White impression
“And she caught me with the glove on” I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
100% right to the comments to see if anyone else laughed like I did 😂🥴
13:00 😂😂
Crazy part is I read this comment right before he said it
matt making his wife cry just proves that he's a snizz-whisperer
"Michael Jacksoff" 💀 Shane with the quickness
Epic comment about Shane’s epic comment, I was just scrolling down looking for someone else who thought this was funny af! 😂 Good shit bro! 🧤🤚🏻
Here for this comment
Died at how quick this one was
Laughed loud as shit😂
I thought surely this has to be a set up it was that quick! 😂😂
Shane laying on the floor of the bathroom to JO has got me dying
Then Matt with the shit with no wipe, finish and shower strategy lmfao
matt's romantic history makes me feel so fucking good about my relationship
Not that mine are any better, just that I’m not the only one doing that shit
@@geofox9484 i think that what he means
@@hamburgerdan101 yeah im not sure why I had to reiterate there
@@geofox9484 you’re just reinforcing the point, helping the dawgs that can’t read
@@burtreynolds8030if they couldn’t read how would reiterating the point work (the tism has held me in its throes)
Waitin to see the influx of Saint Rogie followers on their pilgrimage to the Holyland.
Dawgbless
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy dawgs
@@FumblsTheSniper a drenched
Dawgbless Americuscker
Alhamdulila bro. Can wait for them to join the Brojahadine
It's been a long time coming :")
Not married and no kids, taking lessons from the Shaman. Thank you, PeePop.
Dude, if Matt started a cult, I'd join my fellow brothers and sisters in the church of the Dawgs.
" where'd you get the latex glove? " ... " I stole them from target " hahahhahahhaha
Damn.. I’m laughing through the whole thing, then Matt said JP saved some young men’s lives, and my eyes got wide 😳 I am one of them. Much respect to Matt! MSSP rules
I know! JP said "clean your room" and then he cried. really changed my life.
Same man
Jp is a zionist
Hate too be that guy but when I was getting clean off fentanyl my man Jordan Peterson helped a lot 😭 gave me some inner peace when I felt like I couldn’t achieve sobriety
Damn how hard was it to get off something that bad
Peterson’s dadpill advice is legit. It seems his political opinions to be where a lot of the criticisms to come from, and I personally find them dumb.
Lol imagine being addicted to fentanyl
@@TheNTMG it didn’t happen on purpose bro , but yeah I was a troubled kid in a bad situation. Don’t expect you too understand cause I thought like you before
@@therealko7013 im sure i came from a worst background from you kid, your just a loser
Michael Jacks-off is such an incredible quick joke
Been listening to Peepop videos all day, didn't even realize this one came out 38 minutes ago. Thanks Dawg
Same, we are blessed
Noo
“He’s beginning to believe” 😂😭
I was being a pussy brat
I listened to his advice, and I got some snuzz last night.
You are a legend.
You just have to pretend to not care and they want it.
If they think you're not attracted to them, they want it all the time.
That's the rule when you're single too
Yep. Meanwhile most women pretend to appreciate "honest communication"
Honest communication doesn't work when you're on the hunt for snuzz
The Shaman drops wisdom and piles, then hops in the shower and washes off multiple holy essences.
Preach brother
Matt’s jsut a guy you’d meet on the job straight legend
“Fuck, I shoulda lied!” Had me rolling
13:00 😂😂
@11:16 “Michael Jacks Off” LOL
Matt is just great. Perfect pairing for Shane.
My ex bawled her eyes out when she caught me fake an orgasm once 😂😂😂
very female of you
You faked one as a man? Dickinson mad lad lol
Faked a man orggy? You probably got more puss
@@octaviovazquez5397I've done it once so I wouldn't hurt her confidence lol
@@tinkywinky4449did you fake being hard too? Lmao.
11:20 You're Michael Jacks-Off
Dear lord that might be the quickest most lucid wit I have ever witnessed
God Damn Bro
Dude I lost my mind when I heard that it was fucking instant
Glad to be part of the Brojahadine
Shane is me before children and Matt is me after children.
man im in brazil looking at the ocean performing self-care by listening to the dawgz
432hz Shaman on Rogies was a blessing from on high🙏
certain times Matt looks like Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips
Need a 432hz shaman flute Flaming Lips collab
dont listen to this while Bae's around
Matt was waiting for Shane his whole life to unload all this.
Almost crashed into an Amazon delivery truck with the shake, rattle, and roll comment.
The Love Actually PNG in the background kills me💀😂
shoutout to Andrew Lincoln man
@@iCookCrystalMethgreat movie honestly
“Stressed from work” is code for “I’m catching the waist schnoz from someone else”
Dude I use that excuse as a guy so I can just relax and play some games for the night.
Not even sleeping around. I just want Xbox more than I want pussy.
Matt makes me realise I’m not alone. I’ve literally done all the same stuff with the same mentality.
That was a dope Keanu impression
matt can def be out of pocket sometimes but he honestly is real af in a lot of circumstances and ways the shit that most aren’t willing to admit
Yes, and if you’re not married, I want to let you know what he saying is real. It’s not bad but it’s crazy. You can be married and still end up masturbating.😂😂😂
"You could have fed the Kohler"
Bruhhhh I got a podcast worthy story about my mom “cleaning my room” while I was sleeping over at my friends house.
Spill
Gangstalkers got him
My mom cleaned my room when I went to the outer Banks and my one sock very crusted up was gone and never talked about
Holy fuck I'm in tears. This shit is so funny
Shane didn’t remember his flesh light story until the moment he brought it up😂 it was that traumatic lolol
The fact all men can relate to this is alarming....
Matt is the best. He really is the shaman. Fortuna has spun her wheels upon him.
Thank you notorious peepop 😊☝️💯
Mohegan Sun isn’t in The Poconos. It’s in Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. It is connected to the Pocono Downs Racetrack, but the entirety of what is referred to as The Poconos exists within the suburbs and far outskirts of Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.
I’m exactly like Matt just more awkward and way less funny
@Spitsworth I'm just Cool Adam
Drowning in ‘Chill’ 😂🤣
It dries the 🐈
Can confirm matt is absolutely correct about the creampie being a legit tactic in a fight lol
"I know Tae Kwon Do." -Shane Gillis
This is a great clip.
lol its "I know kung fu..."
27:20 Does anyone know what was said here?
Funniest shit I've heard in fucking years Holy shit
Matt is me. I am Matt, we are the same basic boy shit
So I chucked on the latex glove 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The roganites are coming
Lol they got to u too huh, love your content dude
Best podcast out there
The best! I can relate to this so well
13:53 this is so childish 🤣
Love these clips lol 😅
I’m glad I’m not alone boys t corn be hitting after that break up
Ultimate Surrender 😂
the reason she wants it on vacation is she doesn’t have the stress from her day to day life there… she can leave it all at home
maybe help her at home by supporting her emotionally & physically and the amusement park will always stay open 😉
Matt and Shane are the best
Michael Jacks-off was underappreciated lmfao
Would Patrice O'Neal approved I don't know
I hate finding out in like 10 years older than people I think are my age. 29?? You still q baby son.
It's an old clip, Shane is 35
Matt and Theo gotta be cousins lol
Having a shitty cartoonist draw along with the podcast would be great.
The Shaman speaks truth into the ether.
Dudes rock.
Im pretty sure Matt is Aerostotle's brother
Matt is a klepto
All the rogan kittys better show some fugging respect
07:15 un-ironically spot on
This is an epic clip
Lmao Matt is such a redditor.
From 30:10 on had me rolling
For those of you coming from Rohan, Thumbnail Class is in session
Michael Jacksoff 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you have to CHANGE, she ain’t the one.
And yes, there is a possibility that you will stay single your entire life, and there is nothing wrong with that.
There isn’t a partner for everyone
Based
Michael Jacks-off is gold
i listen to this while texting my gf
i love listening to this in gf
Shane looks and sounds like he’s at least 42
He's 35 now
Matt is always right….
IT'S JIU JITSU
Tile gang 4 lyfe
Dong Wax McCusker
nobody didn't wack themselves cause opf Peterson
a latex glove hahahahaha
Hahahah 5:35 it's Karate
Sometimes I forget how childish and lacking life experience these dudes are lmao
Does Shane routinely lie about his age or am I tripping?
Some clips are old
@jamesalexander8872 okay big DAWG