Goblin Slayer is a HAREM SHOW!?
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
- Hey everyone! This is a new type of video series that I plan on doing for other manga and anime series. Spoiler Warning! We go a bit into the Harvest Festival arc that Goblin's Crown passed over. So watch at your own risk!
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Goblin Slayer - Grimmjack ( / grimmjack )
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Cow Girl - KaniDay ( tinyurl.com/y3pprr9g )
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Music
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Fairy Tail Unreleased Soundtrack - Comedy Track 1
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood OST - Interlude
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Royalty Free Heavy Metal Instrumental - Game Over
Stars and Stripes Forever - John Philip Sousa
Epic Battle Music (No Copyright) Dragon Castle by Makai Symphony
#GoblinSlayer #Harem Abridged
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0:00 Intro
1:53 1. Guild Girl
4:37 2. Cow Girl
7:06 3. Priestess
7:41 4. Sword Maiden
8:38 5. High Elf Archer
10:23 6. Outro - Комедії
his true love is his hand with the goblin's throat
🤣🤣🤣
Glad to know you're doing fine, R-dude.
............while self-pleasure is occurring?
😶
It a true love story
No. It was the goblin "wife" when he went under deep cover
that date with Guild Girl is exactly what happens when you don’t clear the schedule with his manager, Table
How can anyone speak with Table? Priestess killed him during Goblin Slayer's commercial for his goblin slaying dojo.
@@Cain1134 *we can rebuild him. Harder. STRONGER*
@Ban this youtube No Terminator references, only Pathfinder.
We need to be consistent with the setting of Goblin Slayer Abridged.
@Ban this youtube Yeah that's fine.
@@Cain1134 Table didn't truly die... while there are still GAAWWBLINS, Table has no time to die.
"is he not goblin? Shit, I ruined this guy's whole day, sorry little dude"
I gave that scene made respect as it was so unusual.
"Halflings" or "Rea's"
and Adventurers in general are never portraid as evil or psychotic in almost any work.
Psycho Frodo hell yeah. ^^
Second thought,he is still Goblin..
You'd think he'd learn the difference after the first five mistakes.
I love that part in the light novel when the rhea thinks he killed goblin slayer and turns towards guild girl and says some stuff and then goblin slayer just says “Is that so…” and then just murders the dude lol
I swear your voice is smooth like a space marine chainsaw, perfection!
I love what you just said
Like a chain sword carving through a heretic
I was trying to think of how to describe it and I believe you hit the nail right on the head. Thank you.
It’s like getting a clean headshot as the bullet rips through the air and impacts making a meat slap sound
RIP and tear
What do you mean they're just friends?! They're a TEAM! A TEAM!
That’s how Teamwork works.
@@Lemuel928 "My" Teamwork.
@@Lemuel928 not always but hopefully
*A GOBLIN SLAYING TEAM*
@@Overkill233 Dang it! My joke
"She's 15"
Yeah, it's weird she's not married, with 3 kids already.
Wuho
With the mortality rate, even lower
She...isn’t right?
@@nemogd7991 she is. Maybe 16 at the current point of the manga.
@@blueblade6174 over 17 in LN, Its actually pretty nifty to have a manga/LN cover enough time to have the "child" of the story grow into an adult.
Goblin Slayer: "Okay, Goblin Slayer 1 and Goblin Slayer 2, here is Table, and he is my right hand man."
Cow Girl: *Pregnant and confused.*
Guild Girl: *Pregnant.* "This is something he does."
Priestess: "I thought I was your right hand man-I mean, right hand woman!"
High Elf Archer: "I could have conceived Goblin Slayer 3."
Dwarf Shaman: "What was that?"
High Elf Archer: "Nothing!"
Lizard Priest: "Will there be cheese at the baby shower?"
Yes to all of this.
Did he just roll a choice dice!?!
This confused me so badly
sword maiden: goblin slayer 4 will be THICC
Lizard Priest: My character development is I learned to love cheese.
I love how goblin slayers schedule reads
20th: dentist
21st: SHOVE WISDOM TEETH DOWN GOBLINS THROATS
Don't forget the 7th has Tables bday in brackets
All that extra rage from the pain
"What about Dwarf Shaman"
"He is a dude"
"No she isn't".
"He had a beard!"
"SHE'S A DWARF! Of course she has one."
true
Depend on the who draw them. In Japan female dwarfs are either Loli or THICC Loli.
@@Underworlddream In the Year One novel, the narrator says that female dwarfs do grow beards when they mature.
@@chrislock2624 hahhaha
That's a gudgin'!
Yeah you better pixelate that hand holding, so indecent.
I tried to do goblin slayers voice and yelled and i know am no longer able to speak
I have the same problem when i do the Golum voice at work. Can't do it very long because it gets painful to do after a bit.
@@jonmcgee6987 It is the same with my Voice and my Mickey Mouse Immitation...
Actually, harem is the goblins, and romance is the slaying.
He is slaying the date!
@@nittayoshifumi8252 He's so good he does it literally!
That's my OTP XD
Perhaps the real harem was the Goblins slain along the way.
Rent a Goblin Slayer for only $42.99 and a free tiger poster?
SOLD!!!! I hope he talks about GAWBLINS!!!!
Wait
How about talking about BIIIIIG GAWBLINS?!
Goblin Champs and Goblin Kings are the Bigger Gob Gobs.
Ooooooh now that's interesting!
Tell me more about this....Big Goblin!
Ew! I don't like 'em! I don't like gawblins!
_Wooouuugh!_
"So I just heard you're going on TWO DATES AT THE HARVEST FESTIVAL AND _NEITHER OF THEM ARE WITH ME!? WHAT THE-"_
_Wow._ I can't believe, out of all the characters in the GS's harem, they chose to blindside Sword Maiden.
Puns will be puns...Also, you keep showing up everywhere.
Eh, it just comes naturally, I guess.
Bet she didn't see that one coming.
Not sure if im watching a passionate weeb, a man taking a *very* enthusiastic walk or crack cocaine mixed with human sin spewing out all words he's said in his life alphabetically- trying rather
Option B is invalid as he's not wearing a red trenchcoat.
Probably option C
Or you smell the Sins of Goblins..The Entire Time.
Veerrrryyy enthusiastic walks!
@@arutka2000 BAH
Yea Alucard likes his walks in the woods
HOlding hands before marriage that sounds like GoBliN behavior! Tabel will have something to say about this!! Right table............. table?? ohhh table is busy killing goblins classic table.
If you’re playing that Grand Summoners Video Game App.
HOLDING HANDS BEFORE MARRIAGE!?. no you can't do that.
Its haram!.
But he’s Goblin Slayer.
@@Lemuel928 goblin slayer identity isn't relevant.
It's hard for me to take cow girl seriously when her name is cowgirl. And yes I know the characters are named by their titles.
But it’s her best position, that’s why she got the title
Shhhhh shhhhh no names not in this line of work
@@sleepynocturne8010 Agreed!
Why not Farm Gal?
@@Lemuel928 well, there are 2 reasons....
Glad that he has a dentist appointment. Having dentist in this age is *"VERY"* important
And then the following day give goblins a dentist appointment
Grimmjack: Goblinslayer is a harem show!
Goblinslayer: WRONG!!!
WRONG it's a goblin slaying show
Goblin Slayer: YOU HEAR ME?! IT'S SHOW WHERE GAWBLINS GET TERMINAK... KILLAPIT.... SLAYED THEY GET SLAYED TELL THEM TABLE!
Classic reference:”Die Goblins,die.”
If I'm gonna be honest, it's a fantasy slice-of-life with some goblin slaying.
Are you kidding me? Goblinslayer is constantly fucking dozens upon dozens of goblins
I just realized Grimm has a voice actress for Cow Girl even though she's not in the abridged series... yet?
Maybe she'll show up in episode 6 whenever it comes out?
@@joshuaseagondollar2495 I think she might already be dead in the abridged series' version of the story seeing how her face was blotched out in all his flashbacks of her and his sister.
@@RegalPixelKing Maybe. We'll see whenever Episode 6 comes out.
@@joshuaseagondollar2495 It came out... she's not dead!
Sounds like Sydsnaps
Ahhhh hooray it is out! I play Cow Girl in this
Looking forward to you -traumatizing- supporting Goblin Slayer in the upcoming episodes!
@@ronin7997 You basically summarized what we're all hyping the next episode for
Cow girl is best girl. Good work
I laughed way harder than I should have about the tiger poster thing.
Wonder how many people are gonna comment about how much they love this guys voice, guess I’m one of them
That's cool and all, but did you know that I love this guys voice?
I love the voice almost as much as I HATE FILTHY F****** GOBLINS
He reminds me a lot of Lord Nuxanor
"Best Waifu!"
Me: Lizard Priest?
"High Elf Archer!"
Oh...
Cow girl is best girl for me
Cheese Lover ftw!
Ah, yes. My favourite anime: Rent-a-Goblin-Slayer. Love the content you make for it.
As the dwarves would say “this video was cray cray”
and a load of boolshit!
Goblin Slayer Abridged Episode 5.6
Thank you Grimm
10:37
I like to imagine this is just an alternate version of guts
Who lived a better less traumatic life.
The difference is griffin is female and fucks guts. No joke. Well they went on a date at least. She wore a dress and everything.
And he a former ex boydriend name donovan
Grimmjack's vocal range is fukn impressive!
from sounding chill and calm to DEATH TO ALL GAWBLINS
in no time
6:07 My favorite in here may be hard to spot, but if you look at the calender you can see one day is reserved for a 2:00pm dentist visit, the following day is reserved for shoving wisdom teeth down goblins throats.
Dont forget tables B-Day on the 8th of November
Abridged Guild Girl talking to Goblin Slayer like that was rather unnerving.
Im into it.
"Best waifu - High Elf Archer"
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!
It's the ears.
Strictly speaking, the only reason she got that friendly with Goblin Slayer in that one scene is she was trying to screw with some guys who were ineptly hitting on her.
In Goblin Slayer, all ships eventually sink. Especially if they're CARRYING FILTHY GOBLINS WITH EYEPATCHES AND PIRATE ACCENTS! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sadly he was mistaken, for guild girl is superior
AWWW YEEEEAAAAAAA.
u mean anvil-chan XD
"This girl needs a DATE!"
Or a day off.
First off, nice voice.
Second off, Guild Girl is obviously best girl. I mean can the other girls give out Goblin slaying quests for our boy? I thought not.
Sword maiden could......
I dunno, give Priestess a couple years. She does increase his goblin slaying potential by 30%
How dare you not underestimate the BIG importance of Cow Girl!
@@kmcamesome3799 And double that!
@@VivioSaf *elbow bump of culture*
Rip and tear until the date is done
Yep, priestess and goblin slayer kinda has that Mandalorian like feel. A father and son, A father and daughter.
Now i want goblin slayer child with mandalorian element it will be great also anywoman of goblin slayer harem are best girl any of them will have he's children
Finally someone mentions the similarity with this anime and the mandalorian. It’s why I love this anime so much
Goblin Slayer would mistake the child for a goblin & slay him
@@madmakz9449 my exact thoughts
Lol this anime is the closest thing we get to the best adaptation of berserk in mainstream, masterchief in anime, the mandalorian in anime, and domm slayer in anime
A harem show where the protagonist cant be less interested in relationship. Not out of innocence but out of pure obsession.
So basically every early 2000 shounen
I gave it a look when I heard about it's bad-ass protag, was intrigued by the gorgeous girls and stayed when I saw the *quality* and depth of them all. The depth of Orcbolg himself was surprisingly the furthest down.
You spelled orcbulge wrong
I think you mean Shitdick
You're all wrong. It's spelled *HOMELESS*
No no no its Goblin Slayer-Sensei
._. yes
._. We all used crunchyroll to what that movie'
._.
Yeah same I didn’t know either. I did watch on here though. Look it up man.
@@S_man89 the pirates life for me
@@isjor5 lol. Hey I didn’t pirate any booty it was laid out. Lol
@@S_man89 I read that in the voice of the boondocks version of Fleece Johnson
I am so sorry XD
@@isjor5 dude no apologies needed. Now that you say that it hear like that!!
To be honest I came in this video with low expectation. Oh boy was I wrong
Whose best girl for you?
@@AndreNitroX guild girl
@@Jose-pc4hz i see you like a woman in a uniform. Nice
"The best waifu: high elf archer!"
Grimmjack I liked your channel, now I love it lol you are a fellow man of culture
I like the idea of goblin Slayer with High Elf Archer because it would fit everything we know about goblins.
They love Elves, women and what they do to elven women. Him marrying a High Elf is perfect to increase his passion for the craft. He's married to a High Elf, he's got 3 beautiful Half Elf babies and adventures to both provide and protect them and everyone from goblins.
Wrong: High Elf Archer wants him to stop fighting goblins and do other types of adventure.
She's the poor choice who will forever be trying to "fix" him.
@@steveholmes11 or maybe he'll corrupt her. Just like he did with priestess lol
@@Lastofthesigilites that's........ oddly specific. But within reason lol
Now that i think about it, goblin slayer does put himself in the mindset of a goblin in order to be more effective...
*The intense clapping of Dummy thicc cheeks!*
Protagonists like these are good males figures, they are taught to be efficient and help women combat loneliness by being with as many as they can in a harem.
Goddamit because of this abridge series, I seriously forgot what these characters names are or if they even had one 😂
Shhhh...no names. Not in their line of work.
@@TheLilram2100 Truuuuueeeeeee
I think only one or two characters actually have names
The Abridged is accurate
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 wtf so I wasn't remembering wrong, lol
honestly glad there's nothing going on between him and priestess. My only low-key fantasy between those two is one day goblin slayer dies and she becomes the new goblin slayer. A tactical bloodthirsty cleric would be sick af
Exactly I don’t know why some people ship them. It’s clearly a platonic relationship. Cow girl is who GS should be with.
Surprising Priestess met the Goblin Slayer’s Son years later.
@@Lemuel928 wut?
It's more priestess is crushing on goblin slayer, and between her cloistered upbringing and his +50 oblivious to social norms there isn't any danger of anything happening.
Still technically part of the harem.
*sigh*, Japan.
Gotta say, really loved the bit near the end where you showed the different takes between how the High Elf Archer was portrayed in the LN vs the Manga.
I love the fact that cowgirl says that she’s goblin slayer’s wife in chapter 57 of the manga
You know, I would totally watch a whole series of "Grimmjack Explains Anime".
*slaps anime*
This bad boy can fit so many quality girls
1: sword maiden
2: cow girl
3: guild girl
4: priestess
5: high elf archer
4:40
My gut....imploded....too much laughter...
10:11 How dare you show such smut. There could be children watching this for helpful goblin slaying tips.
Tables birthday is November 8th? How old is he
something between 2 and 200, furniture can hold its age depending on surroundings
8:30 😂😂😂 Yeah she totally would be upset if she found out about that.
I just now realize how much Abridged Goblin Slayer reminds me of Sarge from Red vs Blue.
his harem is full with a goblin, another goblin, one more goblin and MOAR goblins
Quick tip about elf girl: She likes him as a friend, but dont want to be romantically involved with him because of the life expectancy.
Also he needs miny goblin slayers. Is elf girl up to the challenge? Once goblin slayer is gone who’s gonna do the slaying?
You forgot the absolute funniest part for High Elf Archer.
In the manga, she watched when Guild Girl asked him out to the Harvest Festival, specifically, if he had anything to do "Other than goblins." Afterwards, HEA literally asked if she could use the same line. It was fantastic.
7:39 best line in the Grimjack Goblin Slayer abridged. Debate me
Man this was actually really well made, the voices you used for the characters really set it apart.
7:22 "But her love for him is truly platonic"
Reminds me of Vol. 5 page 24 of the light novel:
"Yes. And we don't have much time to search." Goblin Slayer jogged up to an intersection, then moved close to Priestess as if asking her to watch his back. To be suddenly so close to him-her heart began to race, even though she knew this was entirely platonic.
7:22 Yeeeah, with all due respect, that's a skewed observation. It's made abundantly clear by volume 8 of the LN that she harbors romantic feelings for GS(heck, in Volume 5, she got pissed off when Dwarf Shaman joked to GS about taking a herbalist girl as his wife). Then you have CowGirl even openly questioning in the LN/manga side-story "When He's not Here" if GS has feelings for Priestess as well as the fact both she and Guild Girl mutually recognize her as a rival. And 15 is legal for the series(and she's currently 17)and she's only four years younger than GS(GS being around 19 in the first episode/volume), on top of the fact that Japan doesn't care about western sensibilities about age anyway, so that isn't an issue.
I mean, if that's how you see it, more power to ya, but narration written by the author is suggesting otherwise.
"Being PAINFULLY !!!!THIIIIICCCK!!!!"
That one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glad to see that you rank High Elf Archer so highly. I was a bit disappointed that we didn't get to see Goblin Slayer twirl her around in the anime during the Water Town arc.
This was the first video with Cow Girl's voice in it. the one slapping the truth of GS being a Harem Anime
Cow girl is best girl
I liked the part where he talkes about GOBLINS!!!
Bruh this made me laugh more than it should u should do some recaps on anime like this id watch the fuck out of it
What I like about this harem, is that each girl's relationship with Goblin Slayer are different in development and presentation.
2:47 This MUST be in an episode of the abridged series!
In the abridged series Goblin Slayer is completely batshit crazy around everyone and then when he’s with cow girl he’s like “…your really strong…” and it’s great 😊
Simps: HOW DO GET ALL THESE WOMEN TO LOVE YOU?!.................And what’s that smell?
Goblin slayer: IM COVERED IN GOBLIN PEE PEE!!!!
Of course..More Beeping Goblins.
Great content as always for my favorite anime.
And Table isn't apart of the harem because?!
Their relationship is purely professional.
He’s umm..A Table?
@@Lemuel928 did you just assume that table's gender?
Basically.
November 8th is Table's birthday...
*We will remember*
"The rest of us had to watch it on Crunchyroll!"
Me pirating the movie: looks away nervously
Realizing Most Goblins are also Pirates.
@@Lemuel928 If goblins are pirates, does that mean the marines in One Piece are Goblin Slayer?
Now you’re getting somewhere.
This was honestly really enjoyable, I wouldn’t mind more videos in this style
ABSOLUTELY liked and enjoyed watching this one, my dude!!!!
Had some REAL DAMN GOOD laughs throughout seeing this!!!!
Stay SAFE and stay AWESOME, Grimmjack!!!
Happy New Year!!! 🎉🎉🎉
I heard that they're making a season two and I'm pumped. Hope you make an abridged season 2 because not only are they hilarious, but your slayer is also badass, soooooooo...
I don’t know if Elfie is actually in love with him, but she did tell her sister that she intends to stay with him his entire life.
This was great, I hope you'll do mote videos like this because I was laughing the whole way through and I learned new things about my favourite goblin slaying madman.
You know, while I agree that Priestess sees Goblin Slayer as a mentor, I see their relationship like a brother/sister one. They protect each other like family and I can see it with Goblin Slayer. He feels that he failed his older sister, he doesn't want to fail his little sister too.
i prefer the side story, year one,where it focuses mostly just on him
3:17 I like to think that goblin slayer isn't confused that work is unappealing in a date but a goblin infested cave IS his work.
More of this please. You can do any kind of TED talk and ill watch it. Your voice and humor does it all tbh
This was a fun video.
I hope you someday feel like making a similar little analysis/comic dub thing with stuff from Year One. Arc Mage needs so much more exposure and appreciation.
I'm more for CGxGS or GGxGS, but I can totally see it end up being an harem, the point of the show is for the adventures around goblin slayer to help him open up more and realize the things and affections around him after all. I love the supporting cast of the show, and I can't wait to see how GS relationship develops with each of his party members and the girls around him.
Table's bday is November 8th and I am here for this
11:16 Table's B-day :D
Looks like priestess or guild girl wrote that one in for him. :)
Love the new type of video
I never knew how I needed to hear you as Goblin Slayer say "Kawaii Blush" until it happened.
So thank you Goblin Senpai for filling that hole... in my life.
Please do more videos like this, it was great
🤣🤣🤣 Grimmjack this review of goblin Slayer is excellent I hope you do more of these in the future I also hope for another season!
Love you're work main...best Abridged series since Danmachi!! Love this version of GS
Ive watched it 10 times now. and i AM A PAYING CUSTOMER, GODDAMMIT!
4:23
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Table's birthday is on the 8th of November, good to know. Mine is apparently on the harvest festival.
*claps* this was some good stuff. From the voice overs to the editing, this was a lotta fun.
Personally, as odd as this is, my favorite part, is the GS’s calendar. That has a lotta ways of saying “KILL GGGGGGGGGGAAAWWWBLIIIIIIIIINNS” and I just kinda laughed at them all cuz there was no shortage of ways to say that. Escort Goblins to the after life, the decapitation day, I’m guessing he only decapitates them, no stabby or choppy :3
And then there’s the occasional curveball like the Dentist appointment and Table’s Birthday. It was a small moment, but I loved it
Also Cow Girl gotta good voice. Foreshadowing Cow girl appearance? Idk, guess we’ll have to see later down the line. Anyhoo, thanks for the entertainment Grimmy boy :3 Keep on keeping on
Honestly I'm more surprised that we didn't get the demotion trial. The moment of what the guy imagibe GS would do I kinda Imagine GS shouting 'Failed the Goblin Test!' As he punched
Not really. Goblin Slayer wouldn't remember him, even if he did sock him.
@@anotheremptychannel9202 Probably didn't explain it right: It seemed we skipped over the Demotion trial, the scene before he gets the letter from sword maiden, so I thought it would've been funny to have seen that scene since the guy did think of making a move but knew Goblin Slayer would've reacted. So instead of it being played out in his mind, guy tried it only to get decked while by GS for his lies. Goblins always lie after all. (hopefully that made better sense)
the narrator calls the swordman guts
me as soon as i hear that: Ha! I knew it!
I had no idea what this video was going to be about but it was a great video
Great vid Grimmjack👏👏👏👍👍👍😂😂😂
I like that volume 3 was effectively the core of the video it is my favourite volume so far