“Oh great Gods of the Y’Tube Al’gorrhythms, I give you grave thanks For the blessings thou hast Bestowed ‘pon my humble soul. I beseech thee, pray do not leave my Side until the count of views doth Flow beyond at least tens of thousands, If you deem me worthy for such honour. I know not why such grace has Befallen me, only that within me Pours an abundance of thanks To be so ‘recommended’, And wonder at thy ever growing mysteries. Cheers pals” - Ser Master Chief.
"Thy armor was about to bust, there hat been liquid about thine padding, thy visor, utterly bent, and let me not start on thy supply of energy, doth thy know the Smith's cost?" *Sir Fief lowers his visor* "Telleth that to mine enemies"
One hath perished due to a crossbow to thou head, lady kat, fair and seductive, but alas, her wagon commandeering skills were not as plentiful as the men who ogled her on thine battlements
Sire, I hereby request thine permission to leaveth thou castle. What be thine cause? I shall be taking the covenant back thine bomb. Thou hast been granted.
Smith: The armor sat upon the reaper's door. Sir, yours is to use as you please, yet take heed of the limits of steel and temper. God's Blood, I shall not speak of the expense. Sir John, the Master Chief: Good Smith, I prithee spare such lecture. Thou art like to find a more worthy ear among apostates, for 'tis them who wrought the blows.
Man on the kazoo halo theme there was an amazing comment chain that went throught the ENTIRE conversation between the council and the arbiter, but it was using internet memes, the comment however has been lost in the sea
“Doth thou ever wonder why we’re here?” “Tis life’s greatest mysteries...art we the product of the beloved father? Or was thou a product of a mythical mistake...it shakes me from thine slumber sometimes after dusk.” “No, I asked why art we guarding hither castle base?”
@@carazy123_ But they didn't do it right though. "Doth" = third person. "Dost" = second person. -st, and likewise -t, indicate second person; -th indicates third person. Are you an idiot or something? If it were correct, it would read: "Forsooth, and what if thou dost not hit?" "I shall." Or "Forsooth, and what if thou shouldst miss?" "I shan't," or "I will not," or "I shall not, (notice the two "l"s and the lack of a "t" on the end, assuming you're mentally capable of noticing anything)" or "I won't."
“In the early days of my service to Christ, nay were the possession of such plate armour bestowed upon us! We hath only two sticks and a stone! And we had to share the stone!” -Sergeant at Arms, Avery, Son of John.
"I tell thee true Nobleman. Some of our companions would rather thine seat at our table remain vacant. Not I, for it brings me peace to have all accounted for again."
@@fridolfmane1063 Neither did I the first time. Gave it a second chance and liked it. 3rd playthrough and I loved it. My favorite game of all time (Deus Ex 1st one) I hated initially during the 1st stage or so but then I grew to love it. Same with some of my favorite TV-shows like Sopranos or Generation Kill etc... Sometimes you have to give it another chance and focus on the good.
Fridolf måne believe me, it’s Skyrim is crazily talked about because of either RPG casuals, or mods. I prefer Oblivion because of the Adventure feelings, and many others believe Morrowind is the best because of its RPG elements that should be reintroduced to the Elder scrolls series. But no matter what Elder Scrolls game you start with, it’s the lore that really drags you into what is known as the Elder scrolls fandom....... which is dying of thirst because we barely get any lore, yet it’s super fucking complicated that once you understand it you just want more, which leads to torture and hatred for Bethesda’s snail like pace for simple updates on the story
Legends say that following the war, sir arbiter and his steward set sail for his homeland to rule his kingdom with justice. Long live Thel' I King of Vadam
"Feeble minded jester, one of these days, thou shalt land on stone harder than thou, and I do not wish to partake of picking up your carcass in pieces."
"Why is my sister named Old Town Road?" "Because that's your mother's favorite song, son." "Oh okay. Thanks, Dad." "No problem, Halo Theme (Ye Olde Medieval Version)."
Mæster Chief: Thy word doth seems false, a celebratory gathering awaits. Ser Avery, Son of John: what of thy vow to appear in thy most exquisite attire?
"Milord, I do beseech thee that I might taketh leave of the Station." "T'with what intent, Good Sir Chief?" "To returnth to the Covenant their own foul Incendiary."
"Good humanity, we regreteth being strange fiends, we regreteth arriving on the mainlands, we also regreteth the hearteth of doom exploding upon our dusty navy!" *"HUZZAH!*
"M'lord; those foul apes have of our scent. shall i acquire thy Pitch and thy Sabaton?" "aye; Captain. if thine repulsive Monkies wish to fight, then we shalt not leave them wanting."
@@BIackCadillac Fun fact: The Arbiter was going to be called "The Dervish", but the guys at bungie wanted to avoid parallels between the covenant and real world factions (you know, from the post-9/11 era).
@@garfoofian8507 Very fair. I shouldn't turn away any potential comrades with my poor tone, but goddamn, I get so angry. I'm even angrier that they're doing this to kids and teens. It's so vile. This world is so vile sometimes. I hope he is pulled away from someone with more strength to do so than I can procure right now.
_"For what do I owe to the sirs who hath so skillfully crafted the joyous songs that mine ear may have taste of? Furthermore and what do I owe to the lads and men who poured the hearts out whilst smiting the game which hast occupied too many too much of my heart? My heart hath none in the sea of the hearts of others, all weighed by the game which we so beloved and still now. For I am a small yearling in this flock of sheep, yet glorious LjB0 still shan't overlook our needs, us yearlings, but nevermind myself, for I must finish my praise. Thanks to you. May Cortana's knowledge be bestown upon you."_
The grunt squadron outside the command bridge: "We shall make thy eat thyne words, Cacafuego!" *Chief passes through the exit airlock, picking up fresh arrows for his bow, spotting the grunts in the process.* Grunt Squadron: "Sard."
Sir Knight Avery Son of John: "Dearest Humanity, we doth regret being otherworldly whoresons, we doth regret setting siege upon thy lands, but mostly of all we regret the Knight's Order tore asunder our kavish ranks!" Fellow Knights: "Huzzah!"
“Regret doth be a title, Ser Avery. A title befitting a Covenant holy bishop, a prophet. Verily does he reside on thee great vessel and he beseecheth aid.”
"Sire, I have arrived in haste to convey this information to thee: There exists a man named Richard of Sanchez I jest thee not, Through alchemy he transmutes himself into a pickled cucumber 'Pickled Richard' is the title that he bestows upon himself 'Twas the most comical moment I've yet to experience."
Oh! stop'st humouring me, Ser Ravenist of Yetube. I prithee thee to honestly tell'st I what thee meant by thy com'ant. Are'st thee jesting in humour or are thy actually of serious conduct?
vincent mackinnon original is halo 2 at the beginning of the game. Chief: “you told me there wouldn’t be any cameras.” Johnson: “Well you told me you were going to wear something nice!”
[Enter the Lord Master Chief, Sir John] Sir John, Lord Master Chief of Spartans: Lord Hood, I most humbly beg your leave to depart this ship, though your hospitality be so gracious, I require disembarkation. Terrence Hood, Fleet Admiral Lord: For what purpose, Master Chief? For though you be of such high repute and renown as a warrior, I cannot find reason in your thinking. I require explanation, and there's an end. Master Chief: To return unto the enemy their slings and arrows, though in fashion most unfavorable to them. Lord Hood: By my leave, Sir. [Exeunt Lord Hood] Lady Cortana: I am of your plan, and it is madness Master Chief, Sir John: Then, my lady, get thee gone from hither Lady Cortana: Woe unto us, Sir John, for I, too, have such a madness. Prithee, Sir, what to do should'st thou miss the mark? Sir John: Peace, Lady, for I shall not. [John destroys the Covenant ship with Greek Fire] [Enter Avery Johnson, Sergeant Major, a Marine in the employ of Lord Hood] Avery: God's Will, for one so like a stone he flew! The Master Chief, he doth soar well and true! [Act II] [Ex. A city under siege] [Enter Chief, Cortana, Keyes, Johnson, Marines] Cortana: Dispatches, in Enemy hands, were written, these here dost say "Regret, Regret, Regret" Keyes: A Curious line, though author mad. Can one decipher? Avery: 'Humanity, our brave foes, who nobly stood for all that was good. The Trio Regret is Thrice-fold, as thusly put: Regret, do we, that we should be such villainous louts! Regret, do we, this trespass Earthbound. Assuredly, do we regret the rival Corps, for they have wrought our baseborn fleet's demise! Marines: Huzzah!
Marine: "Leftenant, embark aboard! Thou must depart wi' us!" Six: "Negative, m'lord. I man the trebuchet. Good luck, sire." Keyes: "Good luck to thee, knyght."
NoBlE tEaM iSnT cAnOn, you got a source for that cause im calling BS. cant say they aint canon without a source otherwise im gonna start saying chief aint canon either, how bout that
"Whenst I was conscripted into his Majesty's army we didst not have fanciful war wagons. We possessed sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for thy whole militia-and we had to share the rock! Set thy face in a goodly smile my lad, the lord will shine upon thou." -Bürgermeister-At-Arms Ayvery Johanson
“Deranged buffoon. Why dost thou insist upon hoisting oneself? But soft, a day may yet come when thou doth collide with some mass of equal fortitude. And fragmented bits are not of mine speciality.”
Good, Sergeant, chivalrous is he, to grant a lady such noble steed. He, mine own knight, dotes not upon me with such luxuries. O, know I of that which makes maids blush
4th Knight-Brother Emile: Dear Mother! We may circumvent, sire! 1st Knight-Brother Lord Commander Carter: Nay thou cannot. Nary without assistance. 4th Knight-Brother Emile: My Lord Commander, thou hath not the armament required to fell such a foe! 1st Knight-Brother Lord Commander Carter: Alas, the magnitude of my steed shall prove sufficient. 4th Knight-Brother Emile: Indeed? Strike the beast with great fury, Lord Commander! 1st Knight-Brother Lord Commander Carter: Thou must continue thine quest in my stead, good Sir Knights. God be with you. 4th Knight-Brother Emile: ‘Tis a pathway o’er yonder to the East. To me.
“At which hour I did join the corps we didn't hath't any plaited-shmancy bombards, we did hath't two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon. And we did hath't to share the rock!” -Sir Johnson
"Art thee struck boy?" "N-nay Ser." "Then heed my words! Usually the good lord worketh in mysterious ways, but not on this day!" *points at a trebuchet being wound up behind him* "Verily I present thee with Seven tonnes of Boulder-slinging Di-vine intervention!" *loads his crossbow as he remounts his steed* "If the Lord is love, thee can call me Cupid! Ye art to remain at the Maester Fief's side. His wisdom shall see you through this battle."
"I thank thee, Sir Avery Son of John, for thine gift of yon valiant steed. Forsooth, mine own lord bequeaths me nary a gift." "My lady, the desires of fair maidens are well known to mine own soul."
"Alack, this cavern is not of nature's issue. It was fashioned by mortal hands, and thus must lead us thither." "I keep not this crowbow with its bolts, my lad. Thou must findeth them upon thine journey."
"Verily, if thou look'st upon this formation of stone thou wilt see; 'tis unnatural. 'Twas made with the hands of man, thus it may leadeth twixt the mountain to an unknown destination."
Lady Cortana: Thrice does yon letter repeat, "Regret" Dutchess Keyes: Truespoken. But 'pon what meaning doth it lie? Sir Avery: To the cheerful servants of Christ, humanity! Regret doth wound our head for our foreign constitution, regret doth strike our breast for the path that led us to thine homeland, and regret doth certainly rend our heart for the woeful dispatching of our vagabonds by thine band of stoutwart gentlemen! Stoutwart Gentlemen (in chorus): Ha-ha!
Alright, I've seen many great comments here, but this cinches it. I'm rewriting Halo in this style, so all may witness the glory of medieval Sergeant Johnson.
"Whom is next?" Ser Emile said, finishing an enemy knight with his longbow. Another knight sneaks up behind Emile, impaling him with his blade. "I am ready! How about thee?" Ser Emile said, ripping himself off of the knight's blade and stabbing his dagger into his attacker's throat. The two fell off the ballista, as Emile drew his last breath.
“Dost thou ever tire of thy knavish complaints, Ser Romeo?” “Dost thou ever tire of vexing the virtue of humor?” - Ser Edward The Buck to Ser Romeo Montague the Longbowman
“Oh great Gods of the Y’Tube Al’gorrhythms,
I give you grave thanks
For the blessings thou hast
Bestowed ‘pon my humble soul.
I beseech thee, pray do not leave my
Side until the count of views doth
Flow beyond at least tens of thousands,
If you deem me worthy for such honour.
I know not why such grace has
Befallen me, only that within me
Pours an abundance of thanks
To be so ‘recommended’,
And wonder at thy ever growing mysteries.
Cheers pals” - Ser Master Chief.
LjB0 .i literally just got led here. Wow "alforrhythms"
are you god
You are amazing
I thought people in Medieval times weren't pagans?
Thy prayers have led ye faithful to thou
Cortana: "What if thou misses?"
Master Chief: "I shant."
My drunk ass thought he said "i shat"
Wish you could love comments
Oh fuck
This comment SENT me 😂😂😂
I read this high and I’m tripping
"My Lord, permission to leave the castle"
"For what purpose, Master Fief?"
"To return to the apostates their vat of hot oil"
NOICE
Best one, you should be proud of this comment
If this was reddit I'd have given you gold
Noice
"To return to the apostates their cow."
"Master Chief? For what purpose doth thou board thine enemy vessel?"
"Milord... to Finish them Rightly..."
POMELS!
*HIT EM WITH THE POMMEL THROW*
@@darthalex3 "Oh, the depth of my ken includes precisely what thine ladies at court doth enjoy."
@@davididiart5934 *fair maidens,please contain thine orgasms*
An assault rifle that just shoots pommels.
"For an object of masonry, he doth soar as rightly as an eagle!"
For a stone of mortar, he doth soar quite exquisitely
For an object of masonry, that gent cometh bearing the f'rbidden fruit of imm'rtality. Spartans nev'r kicketh the bucket. Those gents art merely MIA.
"Thy armor was about to bust, there hat been liquid about thine padding, thy visor, utterly bent, and let me not start on thy supply of energy, doth thy know the Smith's cost?"
*Sir Fief lowers his visor*
"Telleth that to mine enemies"
@i hate anime just stfu ok?
@i hate anime I'm not triggered seeing as I'm not going off at someone for liking a mediam or not so I don't know about that one
“Press X to flip siege engine”
"Press rb" gang
Press X to flip...wait, how'd you do that?
Trebuchet
Ballista
@@YourAverageKriegsman When you try to flip the Loup-De-Guerre trebuchet
Cortana: "Pray tell, could'st we announce our arrival any louder, Ser?"
Chief: Pulls out Ye Olde Rocket Launcher
Cortana: "Ah, verily"
OOooOoOooh Stream-Slayer I see what you did there. :)
I think this is my favorite commwnt thus far😂
*comment
This one is mine favorite
Ye Olde SPNKr
"But soft! Brute cavalry, staggered line! Alas, Shipmaster, we are outnumbered thrice over!"
"Good friend, tis a battle of evened favor!"
I'm gonna use that one
All allied cruisers ready to fire at will, tis the day we turn thy skin into burnt leather hides
“All Calvary, Rain fire upon your will. ‘Tis the day we burn their leather hides and hasten their demise!”
Given how medieval the sangheilis are I wouldnt be surprised if they spoke like that
The pfp is perfect for this, lol
Them: Noble team
Me, an intellectual: Ye six Nobles of the land of Reach
Underrated comment
Six Nobles of the Reach
Thanks all for saying this was underrated, really appreciate it!
@@joeym5243 I'm giving you Reddit gold for it and a Premium account on Blacked.com
One hath perished due to a crossbow to thou head, lady kat, fair and seductive, but alas, her wagon commandeering skills were not as plentiful as the men who ogled her on thine battlements
"Milord, the enemy multitude encircles us thrice."
"Praise god, our host be bless'd by an equal foe."
"Sir, we are outnumbered three to one"
"Then it is an even fight"
@@YourAverageKriegsman Thanks
On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons
@@ezracool9614 We swore to uphold the Covenant
@@adamfulop513 even to our dying breath!
"Maester Fief, we have a problem!"
"The Covenant, sire?"
"No, milord - the French!"
You slay me good ser.
unknown
Anything but the french!
Now leave or I shall taunt you again
Thank you for the reminder, gentle Sir Humphrey
Je ne puis approchois sans vous mettre rouste d'abord Sir John centaine et dix de sept.
“Negative, m’lord. I man the trebuchet.”
- The 6th Noble
"I standeth prepared! And thyself?! Argh!"
"I bestow good fortune upon you, Sir Knight."
"Doth thou hath it? Sayeth the words..."
“I has't t”
"Squire, I require an arming sword"
þe olde maiden's washroome: "Priþee, didst þou observe þe faire knight upon þis morne?"
þe olde Gentlemene's washroome:
þis is my new favorite meme
Verily
This is a mast'rpiece
Moyer fuckers breaking out the yorn, some are not blessed with such a letter
Why can't we bring back (thorn)?
Writing or typing would at least 3.2 seconds faster instead of (Th).
Cortana: halo, we have conquered it.
Chief: Nay. I fear we are but witnessing the commencement.
"Do not make a maiden a promise if thou knowest thou canst not keep it."
“Thou knowest me, when I maketh a promise.”
...thou keep it.
VoidedGolem *keepest
Don’ths *
Sire, I hereby request thine permission to leaveth thou castle.
What be thine cause?
I shall be taking the covenant back thine bomb.
Thou hast been granted.
"I knoweth what thine dames fancy"
-Sgt Johnson
Thine dames doth enjoy yonder cavalry heavy
@Char Aznable HERESY! thee enjoy a trebuchets! and was it not a Sir Johnson that spoke thine lines?
Centurian Johnson
@Char Aznable a catapult is still silly, not even worth the distance it can toss stones
its ether Heavy Cavalry or a Trebuchet
@Char Aznable neither, these are to get the maidens rather then bring down walls
if i wanted a wall down i would rely on Ye Ol Peasant Cannon
"Forsooth, may he pass me the cable of auxilliary"
"By the Lord's name, he had better not produce drivel."
HAHAHAHA
Underrated comment
i cant seem to translate this one
@@PYROxINTELLECT oh it's the classic "pass the aux cord" meme where the friend replies with "you'd better not play trash"
This one's my favorite
"Master Chief, I bestow upon you the task of defending this castle."
"It shall be done, my lord. I am in need of an armament."
"Come hither."
David Cole Master Chief joins the Adeptus Astartes
Astartes are just Spartans that act like knights but better.
"Mine quiver doth be empty, so thou must acquire thine own arrows"
@Char Aznable Battle of Harvest but it's actually humanity from the 40k universe
@David Cole Now do the whole script.
Maester Fief
Ah, an intellectual, I see. But remember, the real intellectuals use Google Translate.
Mæstær Fíef
Corthyna
@@shoppingcart8836 Cortana as a name is actually based on the sword _Curtana_ from the Frankish epic "Song of Roland".
@@Narvaljodchik is that why she's thicc in H4?
"Wort'st Wort'st Wort'st" - A brilliant mind lost in translation
Most underrated comment here. By far
Gave me a good laugh
The Devil's Minion hath perished from mine hand!
"Master Chief, does thou mind informing thee why one is aboard such a vessel?" "Sir, quelling this battle..." *lowers helmet visor*
Mi'lord, quelling this conflict*
"Lowers helmet visor" 🤣🤣🤣. Like a medieval helmet.
Dying Pride 😂😂😂
Magnificent
Dying Pride “ thou tis in need of guillotine”
"Wouldst thou indulge upon me the reasoning for bestriding such a vessel?"
"M'lord, concluding this skirmish."
Love it.
The best one
😂
It's funny cause Admiral hood is an actual Lord
Should have kept the word war, skirmish is a huge understatement
"What thou were doing in that castle, Ser Master Chief?"
"Ending thy siege, my King"
"Ser"
You read too much George R.R. Martin
@@owen5023 shall thou tell me about this scrumptius, yet unknown person?
Nikolo Kavacio
He wrote Game of Thrones. Instead of calling the knights in his book "Sir" he spelled it "Ser". Figured thats where you got it from
@@owen5023 oh, I simply used Russian spelling of word Sir, to confuse thou peasants
More like
"What were thou doing in yonder castle, Sir Master Chief?"
"Ending thy siege, my liege."
Blacksmith: “Doth thee knoweth how expensive this gear is son?”
Master Fief “Bid yond to the apostates.”
Smith: The armor sat upon the reaper's door. Sir, yours is to use as you please, yet take heed of the limits of steel and temper. God's Blood, I shall not speak of the expense.
Sir John, the Master Chief: Good Smith, I prithee spare such lecture. Thou art like to find a more worthy ear among apostates, for 'tis them who wrought the blows.
@@dorkmax7073excellent
The Elder Halos: Reach
NOICE
D T yes halo reach my favourite
Oblivion or Skyrim anyone? Maybe even Morrowind? What do you prefer?
My two favorite games in the world: Skyrim and Halo: Reach
John Caulder
Have you ever heard of halo infinite
“Though he be naught but falling masonry, he doth soar with the wings of an eagle” - Sir Avery Son of John
Why doesn't this one have more likes?
"For a brick, he flew pretty good"
FALLING MASONRY 😂😂😂😂
This legit gave my chills.
“Bring forth thy holy plasma grenade”
Nice Monty Python reference
this needs more likes. seriously.
I mean this is literally just how the Covenant talk
Underrated comment
Of Antioch?
this could easily be in the run for "best youtube comment section ever"
Man on the kazoo halo theme there was an amazing comment chain that went throught the ENTIRE conversation between the council and the arbiter, but it was using internet memes, the comment however has been lost in the sea
Thanks for the comment, I might have passed up the comment section otherwise.
I have now been thoroughly entertained because of you.
I thought You were joking at first damn you you might be right
Look for "Medival Party mix" this is the perfected version of this.
I second thee!
The UA-cam Algorithm for the suggested feed has been heavenly as of late.
Agreed comrade
It’s a sign, the second coming of shrek is upon us!
Or actually the 5th coming
In agreement with you my comrade, I am.
Probably because the game Mordhau just got really popular
Agreed. It is quite strange as to what has changed within the confines of this site, though I do not mind
"Mineself? Mineself am an obelisk to thy transgressions." - The Mind of Graves
Slay thine subject or release me heathen, do not waste my time with impudenent speech
@@lewisbarrett4391 This one is machine and nerve, and hath its mind concluded. This one is yet flesh and faith, and is the moe deluded
Dan The Dorito Man im not sure why but i kind of prefer the sound of “The Mind of Graves” over “The Gravemind”, sounds a bit more ominous to be.
The Mind of Graves sounds like a legit Cantebury Tale
@@lewisbarrett4391 release thy fury, I advise thou from angering yonder beast.
"Though he aught but falling masonry, he doth possess the grace of an eagle."
- Sergeant-at-Arms Avery, Son of John
Gotta admit, this one taketh the cake.
This is fucking great. My favorite line.
What line is this?
@@WanBelltrum "For a brick, he flew pretty good."
Grothnor for a brick he flew pretty good🤣
“Doth thou ever wonder why we’re here?”
“Tis life’s greatest mysteries...art we the product of the beloved father? Or was thou a product of a mythical mistake...it shakes me from thine slumber sometimes after dusk.”
“No, I asked why art we guarding hither castle base?”
It had to happen, I suppose.
Good reference bro
Shakespearean comedy writing in a nutshell
@@thetacopunchdid beat me to t
@@riolusx2926 well great minds think alike ;)
"Forsooth, and what if thou doth not hit?"
"I shalt not."
Tarik360 I appreciate your more proper usage of Early Modern English.
Most people can’t do it right.
@@carazy123_ But they didn't do it right though.
"Doth" = third person. "Dost" = second person.
-st, and likewise -t, indicate second person; -th indicates third person. Are you an idiot or something? If it were correct, it would read:
"Forsooth, and what if thou dost not hit?"
"I shall."
Or
"Forsooth, and what if thou shouldst miss?"
"I shan't," or "I will not," or "I shall not, (notice the two "l"s and the lack of a "t" on the end, assuming you're mentally capable of noticing anything)" or "I won't."
You realize you just promised to miss?
@@chrisdelzell8467 I am afraid I did since I don't know the "Ye olde" word for "Miss".
@Infowars CANNOT DIE You... You mean the Saxons and Normans, right?
*Cortana:* My thanks to thee for thy armored chariot. My companion doth not compare.
*Sgt. Johnson:* Verily, for I doth know what maidens desire.
“Enemy cavalry, staggered line. They outnumber us three to one”
“Then it shall be an even fight”
When you try to put the elite words into old english.... and realize they already are.
@@slavthesage5661 real shit tho
Literally just finished that cutscene lol
"All archers, fire at will"
can i ask which halo did this come from??
“In the early days of my service to Christ, nay were the possession of such plate armour bestowed upon us! We hath only two sticks and a stone! And we had to share the stone!” -Sergeant at Arms, Avery, Son of John.
"Take heart, young man. Thou art a knight, truly blessed." - Sergeant at Arms, Avery, son of John.
"I divine what the revels the maidens."
*loads crossbow with malicious intent*
Son of John Sergeant at arms: "Lo, it is known to me-self what the maidens covet, maidens covet plate Armour"
👍
What a gentleman.
Verily 👌
Yea verily! Maidens doth truly covet plate armour. However, wenches adore cannons.
@@solusaldrain police girl doth not be a wench.
Great journey: Deliverance
NOICE
God be with you, John!
John's come to see us!
That needs to be a mod
actingamer101 I’m glad I understand this reference
2017: Thou shalt never see this
2018: Thou shalt never see this
2019: I bless thy ears with this
You were not worthy til now
No it’s thine
thee lord giveth and thee lord taketh
This is so fucking golden
"I tell thee true Nobleman. Some of our companions would rather thine seat at our table remain vacant. Not I, for it brings me peace to have all accounted for again."
When you have too many mods installed on your skyrim
There's no such thing as too many.
@@LordoftheDice There is no such thing as too many or too little. We have although, too little mods in Skyrim.
Playedthatshitoncedontgetthehype.
@@fridolfmane1063 Neither did I the first time. Gave it a second chance and liked it. 3rd playthrough and I loved it.
My favorite game of all time (Deus Ex 1st one) I hated initially during the 1st stage or so but then I grew to love it. Same with some of my favorite TV-shows like Sopranos or Generation Kill etc...
Sometimes you have to give it another chance and focus on the good.
Fridolf måne believe me, it’s Skyrim is crazily talked about because of either RPG casuals, or mods. I prefer Oblivion because of the Adventure feelings, and many others believe Morrowind is the best because of its RPG elements that should be reintroduced to the Elder scrolls series. But no matter what Elder Scrolls game you start with, it’s the lore that really drags you into what is known as the Elder scrolls fandom....... which is dying of thirst because we barely get any lore, yet it’s super fucking complicated that once you understand it you just want more, which leads to torture and hatred for Bethesda’s snail like pace for simple updates on the story
“Stay thy blade, Chief! For Sir Arbiter hath relinquish’d his vows to thine prior lord!”
"Quit this pitiful squabbling, thy armies have enough troublesomes without the likes of you 2 getting into fisticuffs"
Legends say that following the war, sir arbiter and his steward set sail for his homeland to rule his kingdom with justice. Long live Thel' I King of Vadam
Red vs blue did something like that
@@geekymetalhead5112 “If only it were so simple"
@@or-what "Let's make haste, for the savage brutes might have caught us with their smell"
Whenever i feel down, i come to this video's comment section.
Its a great read, that is for sure.
Same
the bestin the land for sure
Welcome home, Spartan.
1,000 likes
"Feeble minded jester, one of these days, thou shalt land on stone harder than thou, and I do not wish to partake of picking up your carcass in pieces."
"Thy Tank overcomes thy Ghost!"
"Thy Tank triumphs over thy Hunter!"
*"Thy Tank Conquers all!"*
Harken! I coudst indulge in such a hunt til sundown!
Know forth to attackest thy Covenant bastard and meatest thy Monitor
Monitor: Why doest of thy seekest my knowledge again?
Love Halo 3
Hast thou favorest thine scent of green embroidery betwixt morning hues?
thee tank conquers all!
@@aether388 thank you, I wanted to say it should say: Thy Tank Conquerest all
Time Machine: I can transport you to any time in history
Master Chief: Yes
yes
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
German: What is it, more French?
*Ship carrying black death comes into port*
Sir Master Chief: Worse
this is too good
Bro this is funny
Hmm i think it's more frank than French
Ratatouille
600th like
I firmly believe that the Arbiter speaks the way he does solely because he's constantly hearing this song in his head.
*Arbiter appears with other elites*
Worteth, worteth, worteth.
Thanks to thee, mine coffee sprayeth forth from mine mouth.
fucking had me here
Wort wort wort
I'm fucking dying. Out of all the comments here, this simple comment has me with tears in my eyes and my stomach hurting.
"Why is my sister named Old Town Road?"
"Because that's your mother's favorite song, son."
"Oh okay. Thanks, Dad."
"No problem, Halo Theme (Ye Olde Medieval Version)."
nay, citizen. thy son's name shalt be Master Fief.
Me: no problem,...George
I lost my shit when I read this
Lol
Possibly the best comment on UA-cam. I doff my cap to you sir.
For nay, Spartans ne'er perish. Only be they disappeared in crusading.
Damn, ..... Just damn, this line hit me hard even though I just noticed it
True words of a warrior lol
@@deusvult2745 "Old soldiers never die, they only fade away"
Sir-Digs-Alot thanks 🙏
"Stay thy struggle. I wish not to invoke the wrath of this beast."
-Sir Chief to the Arbiter
Mæster Chief: Thy word doth seems false, a celebratory gathering awaits.
Ser Avery, Son of John: what of thy vow to appear in thy most exquisite attire?
This is underrated
You got doth right, but then messed up seem.
doth seem*
Best title ever!
Damn, this is so spot on it actually took me a while to decode. You told me there wouldnt be any cameras
Levi Workman you gotta say it in old English now.
"Doth naught maketh a fair maiden an oath, whenst thou knoweth thee cannot preserve it"
Jono Smith 10/10 I like this
@@4chan112 who is this 4 chan guy?
@@geisbuhlaron6969 Famous 4 chan hacker y-you have never heard of him?
I prefer this rendition over the more popular one
Jono Smith lol well done, good sir
"Milord, I do beseech thee that I might taketh leave of the Station."
"T'with what intent, Good Sir Chief?"
"To returnth to the Covenant their own foul Incendiary."
“Verily, thou hast my blessing.”
"I knoweth what thou art doing, and 't's crazy."
"Sir, permission to leave the station?"
"For what purpose Master Chief?"
"To give the covenant back their bomb"
@@YourAverageKriegsman we know
@@YourAverageKriegsman No shit boi
"When thou first laid eyes upon thy lord's creation, did thee fall sightless?".
Sightless?
@@79bigcat Immobilized? Dim- witted?
@@xtremej2575 Nay!
@@79bigcat Yet thine enemy evaded thoust vessels, conquered the Holy Land, and defiled it with heathen armies!
@@xtremej2575 Noble hierarchs, truly you perceive that once the pestilance-
"Good humanity,
we regreteth being strange fiends,
we regreteth arriving on the mainlands,
we also regreteth the hearteth of doom exploding upon our dusty navy!"
*"HUZZAH!*
Sergeant at arms Sir Johnathan Avery
*HUZZAH*
Huzzah?! 😆😂
"The Brutes have our scent."
-"Then they must love the smell of DEUS VULT."
"The hounds havs't our scent, m'lord."
"M'lord; those foul apes have of our scent. shall i acquire thy Pitch and thy Sabaton?"
"aye; Captain. if thine repulsive Monkies wish to fight, then we shalt not leave them wanting."
I think that the covenant is more Deus Vult than the humans
@Bill Bo Haggins lol what the fuck? Edge lord much...
@@BIackCadillac Fun fact: The Arbiter was going to be called "The Dervish", but the guys at bungie wanted to avoid parallels between the covenant and real world factions (you know, from the post-9/11 era).
“What doest thou Ser Mæster Chief?”
“Putting end to yon scuffle”
Chud Alert
@@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 based on his subscriptions and pfp he is prolly to young to have a true chud, he is just a fool
@@garfoofian8507 Very fair. I shouldn't turn away any potential comrades with my poor tone, but goddamn, I get so angry. I'm even angrier that they're doing this to kids and teens. It's so vile. This world is so vile sometimes. I hope he is pulled away from someone with more strength to do so than I can procure right now.
What’s up honkler
Honkler 😂🤣
_"For what do I owe to the sirs who hath so skillfully crafted the joyous songs that mine ear may have taste of? Furthermore and what do I owe to the lads and men who poured the hearts out whilst smiting the game which hast occupied too many too much of my heart? My heart hath none in the sea of the hearts of others, all weighed by the game which we so beloved and still now. For I am a small yearling in this flock of sheep, yet glorious LjB0 still shan't overlook our needs, us yearlings, but nevermind myself, for I must finish my praise. Thanks to you. May Cortana's knowledge be bestown upon you."_
"W'rry not Lady C'rtana. Thou can waketh me at which hour thou'st needeth me"
I read w'rry like dios wrrrrry! xD
WRYYYYY
Thou, not thee
*angry vampire noises*
@@darkdogzstudioz Covenant: Oh, you're approaching me?
"Master Fief, defend this Bastille"
"As you wish my lord.... I require armament"
Waketh me
When thy king needeth me
John, thou must awaken.
Landodo we will retake Jerusalem
117 likes keep it that way
Deus Vult
Aye. I will miss thou.
"For a stone he glideth well." - Master of Arms, Avery, son of John
“I thank thee for the trebuchet. Nary such a gift doth he get me”
“Verily, I am privy to that which the maidens partake”
Your Shakespearean is advanced!
You have won these comments
Ooooh
*language increases to 100*
Comander Keys: Hands Master chief his longbow* “Woe, for I don’t keep mine arrows on mine person. Thou must find arrows as you trek”
I humbly offer minor revision m'lord... "I ne'er burden mine person with quiver. Thou must seek arrows along thy journey"
@@starvalkyrie *along thy journey for which thou make haste to treketh 😂
The grunt squadron outside the command bridge: "We shall make thy eat thyne words, Cacafuego!"
*Chief passes through the exit airlock, picking up fresh arrows for his bow, spotting the grunts in the process.*
Grunt Squadron: "Sard."
😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😩
Prithee lower thine head, for two now share this space!
Sir Knight Avery Son of John: "Dearest Humanity, we doth regret being otherworldly whoresons, we doth regret setting siege upon thy lands, but mostly of all we regret the Knight's Order tore asunder our kavish ranks!"
Fellow Knights: "Huzzah!"
this... this is going on my wall.
Everyone else who commented on this video can go home now.
“Regret doth be a title, Ser Avery. A title befitting a Covenant holy bishop, a prophet. Verily does he reside on thee great vessel and he beseecheth aid.”
Lol
How long did it take to write that? It was brilliant and I think the best comment I’ve ever seen in my life
"Sire, I have arrived in haste to convey this information to thee:
There exists a man named Richard of Sanchez
I jest thee not,
Through alchemy he transmutes himself into a pickled cucumber
'Pickled Richard' is the title that he bestows upon himself
'Twas the most comical moment I've yet to experience."
Oh! stop'st humouring me, Ser Ravenist of Yetube. I prithee thee to honestly tell'st I what thee meant by thy com'ant. Are'st thee jesting in humour or are thy actually of serious conduct?
Dearest Mortechai, I Richard of Clan Sanchez have turned mineself into a pickleth.
For I now be, Sir Pickled Richard!
"HARK THEE I DEMAND UNTO ME PRODUCE YONDER ORIENTAL SAUCE! HARK I SAY OR I SHALL SHRIEK AS A BANSHEE PIG!"
“Wake me, once thou require my abetment”
“Oh, Methinks I know what thou noble maidens’ heart desire” - Sir Avery Johnson of Chicago
Of Chicago lol
@@TheQrow88 Knighthood of the Hood
Corvus Gaming
I read somewhere he was from Chicago, but the Hood sounds better.
“Thou toldest me there wouldst not be townsfolks.”
“Well thou toldest me thou woult wear thine best cloak!”
This is a great comment
What the original
@@vincentmackinnon3601 the intro dialogue of halo 2 between chief and Johnson.
vincent mackinnon original is halo 2 at the beginning of the game. Chief: “you told me there wouldn’t be any cameras.” Johnson: “Well you told me you were going to wear something nice!”
@@AlwaysDr3aming thanks remember it was from thst part from ghe 2nd line
[Enter the Lord Master Chief, Sir John]
Sir John, Lord Master Chief of Spartans: Lord Hood, I most humbly beg your leave to depart this ship, though your hospitality be so gracious, I require disembarkation.
Terrence Hood, Fleet Admiral Lord: For what purpose, Master Chief? For though you be of such high repute and renown as a warrior, I cannot find reason in your thinking. I require explanation, and there's an end.
Master Chief: To return unto the enemy their slings and arrows, though in fashion most unfavorable to them.
Lord Hood: By my leave, Sir.
[Exeunt Lord Hood]
Lady Cortana: I am of your plan, and it is madness
Master Chief, Sir John: Then, my lady, get thee gone from hither
Lady Cortana: Woe unto us, Sir John, for I, too, have such a madness. Prithee, Sir, what to do should'st thou miss the mark?
Sir John: Peace, Lady, for I shall not.
[John destroys the Covenant ship with Greek Fire]
[Enter Avery Johnson, Sergeant Major, a Marine in the employ of Lord Hood]
Avery: God's Will, for one so like a stone he flew! The Master Chief, he doth soar well and true!
[Act II]
[Ex. A city under siege]
[Enter Chief, Cortana, Keyes, Johnson, Marines]
Cortana: Dispatches, in Enemy hands, were written, these here dost say "Regret, Regret, Regret"
Keyes: A Curious line, though author mad. Can one decipher?
Avery: 'Humanity, our brave foes, who nobly stood for all that was good. The Trio Regret is Thrice-fold, as thusly put: Regret, do we, that we should be such villainous louts! Regret, do we, this trespass Earthbound. Assuredly, do we regret the rival Corps, for they have wrought our baseborn fleet's demise!
Marines: Huzzah!
I felt like I was reading Othello all over again.
Gold!
I got far to into this
*shalt not
Lol, now this one was good. I was actually disappointed when it ended.
Marine: "Leftenant, embark aboard! Thou must depart wi' us!"
Six: "Negative, m'lord. I man the trebuchet. Good luck, sire."
Keyes: "Good luck to thee, knyght."
wheres the trebuchet mod for halo reach now xD
Yupiel-sama. I see you too are a man of culture.
I shed a tear.
@FOURROSES Nay. 'tis a blessing.
@FOURROSES Where from? Share the forbidden knowledge.
Slap on the Chief suit in Fable 2 and blast this banger.
Hahaha YES
I'm so glad I found this comment
Master Chief suit you say?
how interesting......
@@JakobatHeart Agreed, Fable 1 is really good too, and 3 is.... Alright, but 2 is the best.
props
"Grant you mercy f'r the armoured clad carriage, good sir. That gent nev'r gets me aught" - Lady Cortana
"Verily, i knoweth what the ladies liketh" - Sergeant at Arms Avery Johnson
"Nay, it was heresy" -actual line from game just fits anyway lol.
"I be'est prepared! What be'est thou?"
- Emile, of Noble Order
@@chimp_monke123 Says whom?
NoBlE tEaM iSnT cAnOn, you got a source for that cause im calling BS. cant say they aint canon without a source otherwise im gonna start saying chief aint canon either, how bout that
david ross all of reach is canon. You walnut
@@SolyTheGreat Uh...everything in Reach was cannon...the slipspace bomb, Winter Contingency, Noble's sacrifice...
@@xshullaw yes ik, what part of that makes you think I didn't know? was the sarcasm too much?
"Whenst I was conscripted into his Majesty's army we didst not have fanciful war wagons. We possessed sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for thy whole militia-and we had to share the rock! Set thy face in a goodly smile my lad, the lord will shine upon thou."
-Bürgermeister-At-Arms Ayvery Johanson
"Steady thineself! Thou art blessed with great luck this day, squire."
You made me laugh
“Maidens love plate armor.”
@@bsgfan1 "Maidens clamour for cannons."
@@Sapheiorus Retrieve a canon for this wench!
Wenches clamor for canons!
Curtana: "Halo, is thou ended."
Maester Fief: "Nay, t hast just begun."
The irony of how much this fits with the new MCC update.
Crusader Kings II: Halo DLC now only $3.99
Only 3.43
*25.99
Sounds like a sale, I’d buy it!
30 dollars, DLC tops for something of that caliber, have you seen Paradoxes prices on bare bone DLCs?
Was literally browsing this comment section whilst waiting for CK2
“Master chief? Why art thou dining in McDonalds?”
“My liege, quenching thine BigMac.”
It's no good to thine self withouteth pickles.
You are chosen ye wise one
This comment is obviously sponsored.
This sealeth tail'r'd i cringe
-Sir Redditor of the 6th Chivalry Messengers
.
“Deranged buffoon. Why dost thou insist upon hoisting oneself? But soft, a day may yet come when thou doth collide with some mass of equal fortitude. And fragmented bits are not of mine speciality.”
“Gratitude, that you offer me this tank, for you see, I often receive nothing from chief”
“Oh I Knoweth what thou maidens desire.”
Good, Sergeant, chivalrous is he, to grant a lady such noble steed. He, mine own knight, dotes not upon me with such luxuries.
O, know I of that which makes maids blush
I truly believe we are witnessing the start of a religion a meme or both. Mark my words this is not the end of this meme.
4th Knight-Brother Emile: Dear Mother! We may circumvent, sire!
1st Knight-Brother Lord Commander Carter: Nay thou cannot. Nary without assistance.
4th Knight-Brother Emile: My Lord Commander, thou hath not the armament required to fell such a foe!
1st Knight-Brother Lord Commander Carter: Alas, the magnitude of my steed shall prove sufficient.
4th Knight-Brother Emile: Indeed? Strike the beast with great fury, Lord Commander!
1st Knight-Brother Lord Commander Carter: Thou must continue thine quest in my stead, good Sir Knights. God be with you.
4th Knight-Brother Emile: ‘Tis a pathway o’er yonder to the East. To me.
This is heavy underrated since Reach just came to PC lol
How the medieval fuck does this not have more likes???
@@giltzexuh Just gave it mine.
bruh why is this packed with so much more emotion than the original?
I don't know but the more I read the more it reminds me of 40k especially Diomedes and Boreale in Dawn of War.
“At which hour I did join the corps we didn't hath't any plaited-shmancy bombards, we did hath't two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon. And we did hath't to share the rock!”
-Sir Johnson
"Art thee struck boy?"
"N-nay Ser."
"Then heed my words! Usually the good lord worketh in mysterious ways, but not on this day!" *points at a trebuchet being wound up behind him* "Verily I present thee with Seven tonnes of Boulder-slinging Di-vine intervention!"
*loads his crossbow as he remounts his steed* "If the Lord is love, thee can call me Cupid! Ye art to remain at the Maester Fief's side. His wisdom shall see you through this battle."
@@jeffreymoespot5402
"Thank thee for the trebuchet; for thus Fief doth not provideth me tribute."
"Verily, I knoweth what the wenches desire."
"Pray not maketh a lady a promise thou knoweth thoust cannot fulfill."
- Lady Cortana
*lady corthyna
"Nay! It was heresy!!"
.....I guess that one fits without changing.
Nay! Twas heresy!
Heresy grows from idleness.
@@markusaguadulce1 ah, i see you are a man of the emperors will as well
PURGE THE HERITICS!
*Thou still can stop the key’s turning*
“I have need to make entry”
“Mount thy steed, Arbiter, I know a way to batter that gate”
this is the best one
"I thank thee, Sir Avery Son of John, for thine gift of yon valiant steed. Forsooth, mine own lord bequeaths me nary a gift."
"My lady, the desires of fair maidens are well known to mine own soul."
Yours was better than mine lol. Though I would've replaced steed with battle wagon.
I've seen a few variations of this quote in these comments, but this one is the best.
OH MY YES
I think I just scared the cats with my laughing. 😂
"The Autumn; she hath received a mighty blow!"
"I wouldst have sired thee, but the hound prevailed across the rampart!"
This needs more likes.
I got it, I loved it
Translate pls
@@BladedArbiter "I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." Referencing the IWHBYD skull that triggered additional dialogue.
This is honestly the best one bar none.
"Alack, this cavern is not of nature's issue. It was fashioned by mortal hands, and thus must lead us thither."
"I keep not this crowbow with its bolts, my lad. Thou must findeth them upon thine journey."
*Alas
You are amazing.
*findest
It's in the 2nd person.
"Verily, if thou look'st upon this formation of stone thou wilt see; 'tis unnatural. 'Twas made with the hands of man, thus it may leadeth twixt the mountain to an unknown destination."
after the rain, Mr owner what brings u here
"When you first saw Halo Theme (Ye Olde Medieval Version,) were you blinded by its majesty?"
Blinded?
@@Nununununu4 Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
Nooooooo
Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the Sacred Ring, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!
Lady Cortana: Thrice does yon letter repeat, "Regret"
Dutchess Keyes: Truespoken. But 'pon what meaning doth it lie?
Sir Avery: To the cheerful servants of Christ, humanity! Regret doth wound our head for our foreign constitution, regret doth strike our breast for the path that led us to thine homeland, and regret doth certainly rend our heart for the woeful dispatching of our vagabonds by thine band of stoutwart gentlemen!
Stoutwart Gentlemen (in chorus): Ha-ha!
Alright, I've seen many great comments here, but this cinches it. I'm rewriting Halo in this style, so all may witness the glory of medieval Sergeant Johnson.
Love this! Well done
HUZZAH!
Ye merrily!
@@9091destroyer Links if you ever actually finish it. Please
"Shalt thou, peradventure, wakest I, if thou needest me" - Squire John
He is no squire. He is a lord.
"Whom is next?" Ser Emile said, finishing an enemy knight with his longbow.
Another knight sneaks up behind Emile, impaling him with his blade.
"I am ready! How about thee?" Ser Emile said, ripping himself off of the knight's blade and stabbing his dagger into his attacker's throat. The two fell off the ballista, as Emile drew his last breath.
f
F
I be prepared? And what of thee?
“Dost thou ever tire of thy knavish complaints, Ser Romeo?”
“Dost thou ever tire of vexing the virtue of humor?”
- Ser Edward The Buck to Ser Romeo Montague the Longbowman
Si
Rookie if thou art awake, respond that doth be am order
@@bmo5852 thy new blood, ser rookie: ...............................................................................