@@donnymcgahan1158The lighting doesn't help at all, but his spaghetti (which he inexplicably broke in half) was clumped up because he didn't stir it a few times and his chicken slices are probably too big for a pasta dish
The guy is probably a better cook than most youtubers that actually have mediocre skills but spend hours on lighting and editing or have whole filming crew.
@@lisalep It's half milk and half cream. I want to say that it would be half whole milk and half "double cream," as you Brits call it (we just call it heavy whipping cream), but I could be wrong. Half and half is usually something people put in coffee, not a cooking ingredient. Normally, if a recipe calls for milk and cream to be added, the specific amount and type of milk and the specific amount and type of cream is used, rather than using half and half.
the most realistic cooking channel, with light-passive agressive) commentatry (which i enjoy). food looks great! gotta try this one day. keep up the great work!
Wait, she said the pasta doesn't have any cream in it... then proceeds to use half and half, which is literally half milk and half cream. Am I the only one confused with this statement? Also I look forward to these videos now.
She's trying to make it sound healthier than it is. Even though regular alfredo is supposed to be made with milk and roux (i.e. a bechamel sauce) and not cream.
@@AerowindYou're not supposed to use a roux in alfredo either; you emulsify butter in starchy pasta water and thicken with pecorino. But I always use cream because America
@@47ejecting2-but isn't emulsifying butter with starchy water essentially making roux?- -Maybe not by exact terminology but the process is very similar-
@@TomerGazit So far as I know, no: roux is exclusively made with flour and some kind of fat. The problem with using roux is that the flour weighs down and dulls the flavor, if it doesn't impart its own flavor altogether (as in Cajun dark roux). Sure, both methods are used to help emulsify fat and water, but the end result is totally different. A better comparison would just be adding some kind of starch, but since both cheese and butter are comprised of fat and water (though aged pecorino/parmesan is very dry), they only need a little push from starchy pasta water.
I started following your channel because of the memes on tiktok, but after watching your longform content, you're quickly becoming one of my favourite cooking youtubers on the platform, thanks for the great content. I hope you have a fantastic day c:
@@gavincutter5579 long form content doesnt mean it has gotta be 10 hours long 🤦. 16:9 videos on yt are called long form no matter if its 1 second long
I'm 30 and a somewhat experienced home cook but I'd love to see you cover more beginner friendly recipes. I love simple recipes and you're making them fun to watch.
Damn, I still remember subbing to you when you "only" had 12k subs. Now you reached 800k, and I'm sure you will reach 1M before the year ends. Congrats!
Oh man poor Natasha. The way you subtly copy the way she raises her voice. Also +1 for creamy Alfreado made entirely without cream. (Apparently half and half doesn't count)😂
and without any cheese. at least he did put parmesan on it but I feel like using grated bottled parmesan instead of cooking normal parmesan into the sauce is a sin
As a 45 year old who is just finally learning how to become a better cook, your channel has been bloody indespensable for me. Literally made confit garlic last night for the first time in my life 😉
Isn't pasta Alfredo supposed to be done only with a mixture of melted cheese (pecorino mostly) and butter? Anyways, I do cook pasta like this very often and we love it, no matter what it's called lol. Great content man rock on!
Alfredo doesn’t exist here in Italy, but we have “burro e parmigiano” which literally translates to “butter and parmigiano” (parmigiano translates to parmigiano)
I think Natasha's mom made a mistake of thinking "Alfredo" is actually "al freddo", which means "in a cold way". So ingredients are irrelevant as long as you wait enough to get a cold pasta dish. Thus it was said wait 20 minutes like it's pasta salad instead of eating it right away like you should. I can't get any other logical explanation 🙂
@@LorenzoSpolaorAlfredo comes from a Roman restaurant that was famous for having a fancy way of serving fettuccine al burro. Tasting history with Max Miller has a great video on it.
going back and forth between the instructional video woman who has a peppy, energetic voice, then back to him (who is kind of like a decomposing corpse) feels like simulating cardiac arrest. great job man
I like Max Miller's Fettuccine Alfredo recipe. It's like four ingredients. To 1 pound of cooked pasta 8 ounces fresh and finely grated Parmesan cheese 8 Table spoons of butter and a little pasta water for the starch. Max gives a recipe for fresh pasta and assembly instructions in a video format so I'd recommend looking up his video. But it's basically put the ingredients in a bowl and stir until a short lived cheese sauce forms. Actually I would recommend the Tasting History channel more generally. He does good work over there.
I just love you so much. Your details in following the original video with edits or voice changes.. it's hilarious. I love this humor. May you be happy in life as you're making happy all of us 💚
I'm Italian and this was great for Halloween. Lots of jump scares. Many people's favorite was the pasta break, but mine was the pasta block you got for not stirring even once 😂 Leaving the pasta to cool down for half an hour and then putting it in the pan for another half hour must have given it that rubbery yet mushy consistency that every American seems to stride for. The opposite of "al dente"
canoe... u're the best youtuber I've ever watched!(and I mean it cuz whenever I open UA-cam u're the first person to pop up on recommended and I always have fun watching u're videos)I just wanted to say that!
I really appreciate this channel it’s just a joy to watch when eating lol or hanging out with your significant other. I’ll never not recommend this channel for fun informative recipes with a nice hint of dry humor much love and keep cooking
Like I'm not even Italian I doubt I even have any Italian in my genes I mainly German and African genuinely the disrespect to that pasta was unimaginable it could not be comprehended how much disrespect he committed to that pasta you don't break pasta that's a war crime
Can you please make pho? I meant to comment this on the ramen video. I believe with your great explanations and visuals I can make it not taste like trash 🎉
As in watching these, there's this point where you go from incompetently making things on a shoestring budget to competently making things on a shoestring budget and I respect it
As not-anymore-20-something child, I want to know how many here has the same way of cooking as me, where I have some vague idea of what I want to do, throw stuff on a pan and just wing it from there. Most of the time it comes out really good, some times I kinda need to learn from mistakes.
I used to do that sometimes but it stressed me out, not having a plan. So preferred to try to memorise a few recipes to make regularly. But then it was still stressful trying to think of what to cook each night. And so now I have started ordering meals kits (although even with having a recipe and ingredients provided it can go wrong, like yesterday when my stovetop stopped working before my soup (& the green beans in it) was cooked 😭)
I am in my early 20s and I am learning to cook. Cant wait to try this out. I just need to first raise some chickens in chernobyl to truly follow your recipe ❤ jokes aside though, actually looks pretty good
i find it fascinating that your food manages to look poisonous no matter what. love the consistency
Its just the camera. It's not on a "warm" filter. Probably looks fine in person. Am I ruining the joke?
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 that's actually pretty good. Well done
Probably just lighting
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57okay
@@donnymcgahan1158The lighting doesn't help at all, but his spaghetti (which he inexplicably broke in half) was clumped up because he didn't stir it a few times and his chicken slices are probably too big for a pasta dish
As a 20-year-old, this is the most realistic cooking channel that I came across. Keep working with radioactive chicken and good job team.
He rolls with the punches and makes me think hey i can try too
Kind of the main appeal, to be honest. The day he start shilling Kitchenaid and stops fucking up is the day this channel is no longer worth watching.
@MrHitmancheg He actually bought a kitchen aid, but just left it in a box. Sometimes it shows up on the screen for a brief moment as an Easter egg.
GOOD JOB TEAM. - things humans say to other humans
Yeahya!!
This channel is a shining example of why lighting is extremely important
Hey the lighting is good in this video it doesn’t look dark brown just dehydrated
Yeah his current lighting makes everything look pale and radioactive.
Fr
i see what you did ther
Its lit fine. Its not colour graded
1:13 i love how everyone makes fun of futurecanoe for his radioactive-looking food, but in reality he actually has pretty decent knife skills...
The guy is probably a better cook than most youtubers that actually have mediocre skills but spend hours on lighting and editing or have whole filming crew.
He went to chef school
@@nwbdirge1198fr like im pretty sure he’s a culinary student 😂
Back again with a great not AI generated video from my favorite "human" youtuber. Keep it up "man"
Wait this is a real person?!
Didn't think anyone would survive some of the meats we've seen o___O
@@Saol.Alainn do you believe he eats his food?
@@moonlight-vk6gg only if he's an AI
Adding quotation marks to this comment would have made it S tier ngl
Edit: it's now "S" tier
i got you @@astral8178
"It doesn't have any cream in it!"
...Does she not know what half and half is?
Half not cream and half even more not cream
@@shepardice3775 it's half milk and half cream
Is half and half like double cream? I'm Scottish and always wonder if it's the same thing
@@lisalep It's half milk and half cream. I want to say that it would be half whole milk and half "double cream," as you Brits call it (we just call it heavy whipping cream), but I could be wrong. Half and half is usually something people put in coffee, not a cooking ingredient. Normally, if a recipe calls for milk and cream to be added, the specific amount and type of milk and the specific amount and type of cream is used, rather than using half and half.
modern woman moment
i love the little BACK IN THE PAN but so subtly
I love that every few days I have one of these videos to watch while I eat my lunch, you're a content machine
russian roulette-ing your appetite every few days
The production value is through the roof with that right to left slide transition
That "why didn't you tell me earlier" at 0:59
I can't 😂😂😂
As expected FutureCanoe is a cultured gentleman who knows what a grapefruit is good for.
he always tells us how comfortable he is with pipes after all 😔
That video will never not make me cry laughing
Can someone explain?
@@nicopootato2330grapefruit
@@nicopootato2330you gotta grapefruit your man
Calling it alfredo is certainly a choice. Saying it doesn't contain cream while pouring in half and half is also certainly a choice.
the most realistic cooking channel, with light-passive agressive) commentatry (which i enjoy). food looks great! gotta try this one day. keep up the great work!
4:06 He used Pecorino Romano... I cant believe it... The Raclette really is finished 😭😭!!
The Raclette lived a long and cheesy life. R.I.P.
raclette a few months later: guess who's back
Wait, she said the pasta doesn't have any cream in it... then proceeds to use half and half, which is literally half milk and half cream. Am I the only one confused with this statement? Also I look forward to these videos now.
She's trying to make it sound healthier than it is.
Even though regular alfredo is supposed to be made with milk and roux (i.e. a bechamel sauce) and not cream.
@@AerowindYou're not supposed to use a roux in alfredo either; you emulsify butter in starchy pasta water and thicken with pecorino. But I always use cream because America
She's retarded
@@47ejecting2-but isn't emulsifying butter with starchy water essentially making roux?-
-Maybe not by exact terminology but the process is very similar-
@@TomerGazit So far as I know, no: roux is exclusively made with flour and some kind of fat. The problem with using roux is that the flour weighs down and dulls the flavor, if it doesn't impart its own flavor altogether (as in Cajun dark roux).
Sure, both methods are used to help emulsify fat and water, but the end result is totally different. A better comparison would just be adding some kind of starch, but since both cheese and butter are comprised of fat and water (though aged pecorino/parmesan is very dry), they only need a little push from starchy pasta water.
The strawberries looked great! , not sure about the rest
Damn 😂😂
🤣🤣
The innocent honesty of this comment is sending me 🤣🤣
I started following your channel because of the memes on tiktok, but after watching your longform content, you're quickly becoming one of my favourite cooking youtubers on the platform, thanks for the great content. I hope you have a fantastic day c:
How is a 5 minute video considered king form content
@@gavincutter5579 long form content doesnt mean it has gotta be 10 hours long 🤦. 16:9 videos on yt are called long form no matter if its 1 second long
I'm 30 and a somewhat experienced home cook but I'd love to see you cover more beginner friendly recipes. I love simple recipes and you're making them fun to watch.
To be completely honest. The work you do is appreciated and you are an exceptional cook. Keep up the hard work. I love watching your content.
the way u start mocking her tone "bAck to thE pAN" 😭3:13
Damn, I still remember subbing to you when you "only" had 12k subs. Now you reached 800k, and I'm sure you will reach 1M before the year ends. Congrats!
Oh man poor Natasha. The way you subtly copy the way she raises her voice. Also +1 for creamy Alfreado made entirely without cream. (Apparently half and half doesn't count)😂
It only half counts
and without any cheese. at least he did put parmesan on it but I feel like using grated bottled parmesan instead of cooking normal parmesan into the sauce is a sin
BACK TO THE PAN 😂
😂
As a 45 year old who is just finally learning how to become a better cook, your channel has been bloody indespensable for me.
Literally made confit garlic last night for the first time in my life 😉
Fantastic. What are you making next?
Isn't pasta Alfredo supposed to be done only with a mixture of melted cheese (pecorino mostly) and butter? Anyways, I do cook pasta like this very often and we love it, no matter what it's called lol. Great content man rock on!
No butter. Just parmesan and pasta water. Sauces like this are technically just cheese sauces
Alfredo doesn’t exist here in Italy, but we have “burro e parmigiano” which literally translates to “butter and parmigiano” (parmigiano translates to parmigiano)
Alfredo is America's version of Italian lol
I think Natasha's mom made a mistake of thinking "Alfredo" is actually "al freddo", which means "in a cold way". So ingredients are irrelevant as long as you wait enough to get a cold pasta dish. Thus it was said wait 20 minutes like it's pasta salad instead of eating it right away like you should. I can't get any other logical explanation 🙂
@@LorenzoSpolaorAlfredo comes from a Roman restaurant that was famous for having a fancy way of serving fettuccine al burro. Tasting history with Max Miller has a great video on it.
Loving this channel because cooking and comedy is two of most favorite thing
SHE LIED 😂 Another great video, Mr Canoe
Congrats on 800k! 🎉
Your Instagram comment shares are always GOLD! Another great video.
3:26 the cut lol 😂
You always make my day
He does
He made my night
@@Abu_Tuesdayayo ? 💀
@@ok-._- 😳i didnt mean it like that.
@@Abu_Tuesday 😳ok
Perfect meal to eat by myself. I never thought to add mushrooms ngl, my mother hates them so they're never in our pasta dishes.
going back and forth between the instructional video woman who has a peppy, energetic voice, then back to him (who is kind of like a decomposing corpse) feels like simulating cardiac arrest. great job man
I like Max Miller's Fettuccine Alfredo recipe. It's like four ingredients.
To 1 pound of cooked pasta
8 ounces fresh and finely grated Parmesan cheese
8 Table spoons of butter
and a little pasta water for the starch.
Max gives a recipe for fresh pasta and assembly instructions in a video format so I'd recommend looking up his video. But it's basically put the ingredients in a bowl and stir until a short lived cheese sauce forms.
Actually I would recommend the Tasting History channel more generally. He does good work over there.
I love how this channel is growing, and of course Instagram comments.
5:20 that's a top-notch motivation there! :)
“BACK to the pan” is going to haunt me every time i cook now. thanks for that
trueeeeeeeeeeeee
the 2:02 transition is perfect
Your recipier are getting better and better! Even tho im italian and that pasta break genuinly hurts, you're definetly improving, you go man
show this to your nonna
@@RazorRamonMachismo she passed away, she would be enraged tho if she saw this and could understand english
@@RazorRamonMachismoMine would be spinning in her grave so hard that she would become a drill aimed at the core of the planet.
Her voice is like a roller coaster.
God I love this channel. Also there was something weirdly prophetic about the final sentences of this video that I was not expecting.
I just love you so much. Your details in following the original video with edits or voice changes.. it's hilarious. I love this humor. May you be happy in life as you're making happy all of us 💚
Great video 😄 (I watched the whole thing)
Same
There is much more subtle chaotic energy to this one, gives me so much life
I'm Italian and this was great for Halloween. Lots of jump scares.
Many people's favorite was the pasta break, but mine was the pasta block you got for not stirring even once 😂
Leaving the pasta to cool down for half an hour and then putting it in the pan for another half hour must have given it that rubbery yet mushy consistency that every American seems to stride for. The opposite of "al dente"
My friend, you make my heart happy with every video. Please jeopardy up the fantastic work!!!!
3:53 why does all your food always look green but appetizing
It's the only food Channel I watch now! I love it!
This guy consistently never has the right ingredients. It's great, I love it!
canoe... u're the best youtuber I've ever watched!(and I mean it cuz whenever I open UA-cam u're the first person to pop up on recommended and I always have fun watching u're videos)I just wanted to say that!
The grapefruit almost killed me from laughter. Well played good sir, well played.
Thank you for accentuating the not having cream part as you put in your homemade half and half, that part had me laughing.
Doing what the snobs hate makes me love your style even more.
The quest for 1 milly continues - Congrats my brother
A banger of a video as always!love it when he cooks, makes it hilarious everytime :D
I really appreciate this channel it’s just a joy to watch when eating lol or hanging out with your significant other. I’ll never not recommend this channel for fun informative recipes with a nice hint of dry humor much love and keep cooking
I'm tired of pretending, what is the name of the closing song
Midnight lovers by Kicktracks
I usually hate cooking videos sometimes but I honestly love your videos tbh
0:37 as an italian, I just died inside
Even I died inside, and I'm German. That was fucking brutal
Like I'm not even Italian I doubt I even have any Italian in my genes I mainly German and African genuinely the disrespect to that pasta was unimaginable it could not be comprehended how much disrespect he committed to that pasta you don't break pasta that's a war crime
Yet you keep watching. You clearly like this stuff
@@t4squared They're masochists. :p
UA-cam money = enough money for normal chicken LETS GOO! Get this man to 1 mil.
YESSS, that's what I wanted to see!! You! Cooking!!!
Woooooo
This dish is an affront to Alfredo in both the original Italian and the Italian-American version alongside Alfredo himself. Keep up the good work.
That pasta ASMR its on point
Half and half being in a no cream recipie is too funny
Omg I can't watch this. Natasha is unbearable
Nittoshh
this is the realest and most relatable cooking channel on youtube, every other cooking channel just looks fake and over edited
Absolutely hilarious that she doesn’t seem to think there’s cream in half and half
flawless execution on that hand-swipe-chicken-vanishing imitation
Could you try doing "Bryndzové Halušky?". It's potato dumplings with sheep cheese and bacon.
Snapping the pasta in half was an act of violence
chicken looked suspiciously normal for once... but i love how you made it look radioactive in the end! loving the dedication
2:03 smoothests transition i've ever seen
I can't believe my go to university meal is now a gourmet dish
the most authentic Italian dish
5:10 i love wholesomecanoe
The way he repeat what she says every time and adds his words is killing me✊😭😭i ain't nvr laugh in ao long
3:06 LET IT WHAT?!
Crazy how you already have 800K subs. best cooking channel i ever subbed to
1:57 why don’t we get to see your smile
This Brightened my day... Thanks futurecanoe
my question is: what does she think half & half is? 🤔
always a good day when futurecanoe uploads
She said it has no cream 😅 but half and half is literally half cream and half milk 😅
I love your channel. Always watch a couple videos before I go to bed.
I didn't think a cooking video could make me lose my appetite
as a mid 30s dude who is adept at cooking, i love these videos!!
Can you please make pho? I meant to comment this on the ramen video. I believe with your great explanations and visuals I can make it not taste like trash 🎉
i'm in love with the emotionless but funny descriptions lol
As a 300-year-old, what's he saying at 4:38? 1 threwteeen? 1 thirteen? What am I missing? ????/?
Something "rate to my putin"? Idk
when you cracked that spaghetti you cracked my heart.
0:49 that's the karma for breaking them before
As in watching these, there's this point where you go from incompetently making things on a shoestring budget to competently making things on a shoestring budget and I respect it
Canoe casually morbing between female and male forms just for the video is true dedication
As not-anymore-20-something child, I want to know how many here has the same way of cooking as me, where I have some vague idea of what I want to do, throw stuff on a pan and just wing it from there.
Most of the time it comes out really good, some times I kinda need to learn from mistakes.
I used to do that sometimes but it stressed me out, not having a plan. So preferred to try to memorise a few recipes to make regularly. But then it was still stressful trying to think of what to cook each night. And so now I have started ordering meals kits (although even with having a recipe and ingredients provided it can go wrong, like yesterday when my stovetop stopped working before my soup (& the green beans in it) was cooked 😭)
3:06 December 1st
future canoe ....plz make the toughest recipies
4:47 aaaaaaa the grapefruit aaaaaa
Ah yes, the return of "half heavy cream, half water"
I am in my early 20s and I am learning to cook. Cant wait to try this out. I just need to first raise some chickens in chernobyl to truly follow your recipe ❤ jokes aside though, actually looks pretty good
"actually looks pretty good"
Is that another joke?
I’m honestly proud of you ❤️❤️.
3:06 that pause😂😂
Get this man a million subscribers