Ed vs. Patrick - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus (ft. Jenni No Mercy)
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Welcome to the first Saturday Morning Rap Bonus, the sister series to Epic Rap battles of Nostalgia
In today's battle we have the dim-witted Ed up against the best dummy from NickToons, Patrick Star!
Jenni No Mercy as Ed
Matt Raichous as Patrick
Beat by King EF
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous
Art by CreeperPasta
-LYRICS-
PATRICK
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle
A freakish creature that should’ve been in a carnival
The bottom of the barrel when it comes to being human
And, I’m laughing at your actions like “that guy’s so stupid!”
You can’t beat me, even with the strength of a gorilla
When the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
So, firmly grasp what I’m telling you, you yelling yellow brute
The only time you’re useful is when there’s a pebble in your shoe
Your lumpy head is harder than the candy that you’re after
And your constant screaming is more annoying than SpongeBob’s laughter
An obsession with old movies and boring buttery breakfast
I didn’t know that there was a person dumber than Texas.
ED
Is this the Krusty Krab? I have got a problem
I think that one of your employees has hit rock bottom
While trying to be funny, you left all of your fans bored
Now they are crying on the floor, did you want an award?
Light fires underwater, but are not hot on the beat
Because you got your own spinoff, and all the fans started to leave
I did not know that sea stars could be fat and lazy
You think that you can rap, but all you’re flowing out is gravy
Run like a chicken! I’m buttering your toast!
Chomp you like a jawbreaker, when you’re fried up from my roast
Face against the great Ed-Zilla, you’ll no longer have a quarrel
When I knock you out with a door and leave you Kamping in the Koral
I WAS HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. CAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL 2MIL SUBS
I sincerely doubt that, especially considering my main channel, where I started making this content seven years ago still hasn't hit 1,000
But thank you, if I hit 2mil, I'll definitely make sure I remember you
@@ERBoNostalgia you're definitely the one to give freshy kanal a run for his money, you're underrated as fuck
@@TheAtomicIdiot Boy I hope not! Dustin has a lot more resources than I do, I don’t wanna be the one to match him lmao
This reminds me of when ERB did the flash in the pan series. Pretty good stuff, but bittersweetly short.
I was really wanting a second verse from Patrick lol
Don't worry, I have longer battles planned for the future!
Ed is one of the only characters in fiction that Patrick is smarter than
Your saying that ed is dumber than Patrick.
@@jmachero5852 Yes
@@Thequack4741 Easy for you to say. At least ed doesn’t do the opposite of what he is supposed to do.
@@jmachero5852 Obedience doesn't mean intelligence. Also Ed has totally done that too
@@Thequack4741 What about that the times where he becomes brain dead smart ass. Like “Stuck in A Wringer” , “The Card” or “Pet Sitter Pat”?
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The patrick voice is so good
ed must've secretly stuffed a pebble in his shoe because his verse was "MOTHER OF GOD CALM DOWN" levels of violation
The impression of Patrick was really good, I wanted a second verse. Patrick won, Texas lost.
This was sick! Love the references
Good but short. Left me wanting more. 😩
Patrick won like it was the snail race
That was niiiiiiice!
Patrick Prevails!Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle!!!
This Is Pretty Dope, I Can See You Become Famous Not So Far In The Future, Keep Going!
P.S.: I Also Got A Suggestion For A Battle, Maybe You Could Do A Battle Between 'Art Attack' Host, Neil Buchanan Against 'Mister Maker' Host, Phil Gallagher.
Great lines.
PAAAAAAAAAAATRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Wait this acutally fire the beat slaps hard asfff subbed❤
Very fun battle!
What on earth is the announcer voice lmao
My low quality knockoff of the ERB announcer
Up next, Double D vs Squidward
A nice little snack
This isn't the chum bucket
This Is My Second Favorite Rap Battle.
What’s number 1
@@ERBoNostalgia Kirby Vs The Very Hungry Caterpillar By: Freshy Kanal
PATRICKKKKKKK
Patttriiiiickkkkk wonnnnnnnnnnnn
Close but Ed won with the "fans started to leave" line. Lmao
IKR
YAY
Patrick
Hot diggity dang patrick verse was FIRE.
PATTTTRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very good Patrick voice
As much as i love both of them more.. but I’ll have to say Patrick Won
Ed FTW
Patrick is great
Ed won!
Patttttrrrrriccck won
Ed won
IMO Ed took this one
Ed won.
You got idea from CMRB
I most certainly did not
It's a very common matchup lmao
@@ERBoNostalgia it was good tho I am impressed
Good editing
@@MichaelJacques69 Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it
@@ERBoNostalgia do you have discord?
Patrick won this one oh can you do superman vs goku rap battle
I've no personal interest in using either Goku or Superman, but, there are a couple of pretty good versions of Superman vs. Goku out in the world already that I'd highly recommend
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But who care I want you to do superman vs goku rap battle because there are legendary dude so please do rap battle
@@supremekingpj I care.
I don't care for Dragonball or Goku, and Superman vs. Goku is a boring, overplayed matchup anyway
There are a million battles I'd make before Superman va. Goku.
@@ERBoNostalgia who dare you not care for dragon ball or goku like that and how dare you for superman vs goku rap battle is boring name one thing superman vs goku rap battle boring go ahead tell me
@@supremekingpj It's basic, they're the same character with very little variation.
Patricks voice was smoother but his lines weren't hitting very hard compared to the straight violation ed gave out, spitting straight facts about how modern patrick and his spinoff show made a lot of people lose interest and then following that line with "did you want an award"
You vs your mom
I would win, my mother organizes events and banquets, not much of a rapper :)
patrick won
Pat won
Patrick won
Patrick won