Poppy Playtime: Chapter 2

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024
  • Playing through Poppy Playtime Chapter 2. Is Huggy Wuggy going to make an appearance? Who is this long legged nightmare? Let's find out together, shall we?

КОМЕНТАРІ • 27 тис.

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 2 роки тому +97616

    Markiplier doing everything in the game besides actually progressing the game is the most Markiplier thing ever.

  • @AndreCastle
    @AndreCastle 2 роки тому +25917

    After watching this I can safely say that Mark is the epitome of "doing the wrong equation and getting the right answer"

    • @jellobowl1962
      @jellobowl1962 2 роки тому +238

      Perfectly said 😭🤌

    • @Staceyishere
      @Staceyishere 2 роки тому +143

      100% 💀

    • @kade-qt1zu
      @kade-qt1zu 2 роки тому +29

      Copied.

    • @HenriqueLSilva
      @HenriqueLSilva 2 роки тому +275

      You know he's doing the right thing in the wrongest way when 1/5 the stream is solely focused on reaching Poppy in the top vent.

    • @Chu_Nyanning
      @Chu_Nyanning 2 роки тому +71

      @@HenriqueLSilva and everyone was screaming at him to vent.

  • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
    @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 2 роки тому +10998

    Mark embodies the meme: “this sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read” and I love him for it

    • @FluffyVoidBee
      @FluffyVoidBee 2 роки тому +17

      @bodoti qwiu I read this as he said that, lol 👀

    • @ahaha3829
      @ahaha3829 2 роки тому +8

      I love your pfp

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 2 роки тому +4

      @@ahaha3829 lmao thank you. Yours is pretty dope as well

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому +2

      More puzzle, less horror.
      Chapter 2 sucks

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 роки тому +3

      UA-cam just asked me if this is a good comment. I think it is 🤔

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 9 місяців тому +550

    Mark playing this game is like watching someone parallel park across 3 head-in parking spots in a one-way parking lot after entering the parking lot from the wrong side, ignoring the DO NOT ENTER signs with LEDs to get you to notice the sign, and even a motion sensor connected to a siren with a voice that says "ATTENTION: YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY".

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 6 місяців тому +7

      average day in Florida

    • @pseudodonn7478
      @pseudodonn7478 5 місяців тому +8

      @@8bitarmory846 Coming this Summer... Mark Fischbach IS Florida Man
      Markiplier: But I'm from Honolulu....
      Narrator: Florida Man! He'll come from the most unlikely of places.

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 4 місяці тому +4

      To me, it feels more like that driving scene from Ace Ventura 2, where a Ace drives full speed through the jungle, damaging the jeep all the way before literally barrel-rolling it across the front yard of a mansion, all to somehow land it perfectly in an open parking spot.

  • @CleanUpNick
    @CleanUpNick 2 роки тому +37373

    MatPat: Where's the Lore
    Dawko: Where's the Scares
    Jack: where's my tape?
    Mark: how can i put my feet on every square inch of every object in this game?

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 2 роки тому +1555

      Black Eyed Peas: Where is the love

    • @feefifodum
      @feefifodum 2 роки тому +1013

      @@Music7Ada Haddaway: what is love

    • @matthewdrury7264
      @matthewdrury7264 2 роки тому +950

      @@feefifodum shrek: I am love

    • @reekill_playlists
      @reekill_playlists 2 роки тому +125

      Incredibly true

    • @GB_Rishad
      @GB_Rishad 2 роки тому +157

      This comment is gold

  • @shelbysharp2608
    @shelbysharp2608 2 роки тому +3829

    “Is that the Ludwig of ‘87!?”
    I always assumed Mark and Jack shared a brain cell….this was confirmation.

    • @julie-uw6jp
      @julie-uw6jp 2 роки тому +15

      I’ve watch bot perspectives and I agree 💯

    • @velvet_violet
      @velvet_violet 2 роки тому +9

      Time stamp?

    • @shelbysharp2608
      @shelbysharp2608 2 роки тому +11

      @@velvet_violet 14:00

    • @zencat5733
      @zencat5733 2 роки тому +53

      Clearly Jack had the braincell during the playthrough for this game

    • @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho
      @Zeenomoth_Gzxpho 5 місяців тому +3

      @@zencat5733 😂

  • @Wee_Thought
    @Wee_Thought 2 роки тому +17519

    Mark would make a great playtester considering how he literally does everything except what the game tells him to

    • @Bliss-re8bd
      @Bliss-re8bd 2 роки тому +534

      trueeee i recon that would've been his path if he wasn't a youtuber. sadly cant do both as he would have no reactions to games because he'd have already played them so his videos would be boring 😅

    • @nico.anon713
      @nico.anon713 2 роки тому +220

      Oooorrr i records his play testing and isnt allowed to release it until after its been out for like 2 weeks or somethinv like that

    • @syd7765
      @syd7765 2 роки тому +68

      i wonder if he's thought about that before

    • @thatrandomgirl4574
      @thatrandomgirl4574 2 роки тому +51

      Oh so that's why it's 3 hours long 🤣😭

    • @fireballflamingo8838
      @fireballflamingo8838 2 роки тому +17

      @letsgameitout would be amazing too

  • @Echo_of_The_End
    @Echo_of_The_End 9 місяців тому +1233

    "How Irish can you go?"
    Jack: "Aye"

  • @isabellefaith5285
    @isabellefaith5285 2 роки тому +9922

    Mark: I'm not a masochist
    Mommy Long Legs: I'm gonna eat your insides while you're still alive
    Mark: I trust spaghetti lady

    • @babymusYT
      @babymusYT 2 роки тому +165

      he can take it tho

    • @elaineschow5700
      @elaineschow5700 2 роки тому +33

      I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂

    • @Alice1apple
      @Alice1apple 2 роки тому +23

      Spaghetti lady😌

    • @imjustasconfusedasyou
      @imjustasconfusedasyou 2 роки тому +113

      her calling herself mommy and the whole game thing just sounded so…. sexual

    • @UnusAnnus3
      @UnusAnnus3 2 роки тому +3

      @@imjustasconfusedasyou OOF

  • @lonkeepeepee
    @lonkeepeepee 2 роки тому +17072

    Never underestimate Mark's ability to find an object, grow emotionally attached, and bring it with him through the game.

    • @blue_star1904
      @blue_star1904 2 роки тому +697

      I still Remember Tiny Box Tim.

    • @naisaiahsanchez9222
      @naisaiahsanchez9222 2 роки тому +514

      And with lady d's corpse

    • @itsmsjordan
      @itsmsjordan 2 роки тому +220

      Does anybody remember The Beer? 😂😂

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 2 роки тому +176

      this is such a 2012 amnesia let's play thing lmao, i guess some things never change

    • @Mae_day1
      @Mae_day1 2 роки тому +110

      TINY BOX TIM

  • @minerpig04
    @minerpig04 5 місяців тому +109

    Mark's reaction to Jack's cameo is amazing not only because how happy he was about it but because he nailed the whole "so you're Irish right? Be as Irish as you can possibly be" thing. Jack's said thats pretty much how most of the voice cameos he does go

  • @hazel313
    @hazel313 2 роки тому +20843

    Me: *Wondering how this video is 3 hours long*
    Mark: *Starts stacking office chairs to get into a vent smaller than him*
    Me: *"Oh..."*

    • @stan-jj4tc
      @stan-jj4tc 2 роки тому +249

      I see what you mean

    • @ozyisgoated
      @ozyisgoated 2 роки тому +139

      This hit 1k likes 30 seconds after I read it

    • @bigdubz009
      @bigdubz009 2 роки тому +44

      i know right XD

    • @yolandamendez9411
      @yolandamendez9411 2 роки тому +39

      That's exactly what I was thinking lol!

    • @Wigglywiggy1906
      @Wigglywiggy1906 2 роки тому +18

      @@yolandamendez9411"36 minutes"

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 роки тому +9840

    Mark making fun of Kissy then regretting everything when she looks at the lever is so funny

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 роки тому +65

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤

    • @hannahdonan5185
      @hannahdonan5185 2 роки тому +50

      just saw your comment on kurzegats video, love your taste in youtube content. insanely interesting science topics explained and then absolutely stupidity haha

    • @cloudedfreedom6286
      @cloudedfreedom6286 2 роки тому +227

      @@Call_Upon_YAH I’m gay Jesus doesn’t love me

    • @fayere
      @fayere 2 роки тому +65

      Jesus does love you. it doesn't matter if you're gay or anything else. he loves u so so much. please know this ❤

    • @cloudedfreedom6286
      @cloudedfreedom6286 2 роки тому +148

      @@fayere I don’t love him back /lh

  • @Omgezers
    @Omgezers Рік тому +6933

    “I’m a little to smart for some of these puzzles”
    The puzzle: go through a door
    Markiplier: let me build a bridge

    • @FernRayes
      @FernRayes 9 місяців тому +27

      I'm your thousandth like! 🎉

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 9 місяців тому +11

      Its funny

    • @melisacrow1135
      @melisacrow1135 8 місяців тому +7

      So true lol

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 8 місяців тому +49

      Maybe it's an engineer thing. My dad's the same.
      "Okay, so we need to make this rope shorter. We need to detach it, and reattach it with something with enough strength to hold it's original load and-"
      "Or we could tie knot in the rope?"
      "...I guess we could do that, yeah"
      Crazy smart man. Massive overthinker

    • @ucgghbvbhfd
      @ucgghbvbhfd 8 місяців тому +7

      And he said this was the hardest puzzle in all of gaming history lol

  • @Aidoneus87
    @Aidoneus87 8 місяців тому +350

    The way Spaghetti Lady’s pupils dilate when she’s hunting you, like a cat about to pounce, is a great visual cue of how dangerous she is!

    • @hotpandagames
      @hotpandagames 5 місяців тому +14

      Mommy spaghetti lady would've been a better Canon name for her

  • @metaldrop7547
    @metaldrop7547 2 роки тому +5840

    Mark is the reason for invisible walls. This would be 10 hours long without them.

    • @mariopillai8781
      @mariopillai8781 2 роки тому +49

      thats right

    • @tamersuliman1165
      @tamersuliman1165 2 роки тому +1

      I would've enjoyed every second of it

    • @juliacornejo7802
      @juliacornejo7802 2 роки тому +92

      BUT!...
      Actually I don't have anything to refute this, it's pretty accurate

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 2 роки тому +44

      What are you talking about Mark is clearly the best gamer to ever exist no game could ever outsmart him

    • @senatorarmstrong4168
      @senatorarmstrong4168 2 роки тому +4

      🤔

  • @thegongoozler3374
    @thegongoozler3374 2 роки тому +5286

    Mark: "I'm NOT a masochist, I just want to see how much I can take!"
    Everyone: "We didn't say anything, YOU brought it up."

    • @onestrangefork8757
      @onestrangefork8757 2 роки тому +36

      False, people do call him a masochist all the time

    • @reydennisquiban3717
      @reydennisquiban3717 2 роки тому +11

      I sub mark

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 роки тому +9

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤

    • @slimyboixd
      @slimyboixd 2 роки тому +1

      We were all thinking it tho

    • @kess327
      @kess327 2 роки тому

      timestamp?

  • @-Samus-Aran-
    @-Samus-Aran- 2 роки тому +7876

    Mark: "I can't hear. This game needs subtitles."
    Also Mark: *mashes buttons and screams over dialogue*

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 2 роки тому +364

      Still, it's inaccessible, not only to hard of hearing folk, but also to people who have auditory processing disorder, and even just people trying to learn English from the subs, and people trying to write down dialogue accurately for whatever reason (for example citing it in a video). Chapter 1 had subtitles, why doesn't this one?

    • @leighwakeham3735
      @leighwakeham3735 2 роки тому +24

      I just pressed the "C" button lol.

    • @ekto3687
      @ekto3687 2 роки тому +31

      @@lyrablack8621 maybe they just forgot to add subtitles or something

    • @Nakime_Supremacy
      @Nakime_Supremacy 2 роки тому +114

      Exactly. Poppy just tried to talk and Mark started attacking her and screaming at her as if she was a roach 🤣

    • @thedotintheletteri
      @thedotintheletteri 2 роки тому +124

      Even when I can hear the audio without someone talking over it I still have a lot of trouble figuring out what they’re saying. I know they’re making noises that sound like words but I can’t for the life of me figure out what those words are lmao

  • @scarllanixie
    @scarllanixie 8 місяців тому +507

    27:50 Poppy is giving a side eye because she sees Markiplier spend approximately 20 minutes trying to get to her

  • @matthewmilner
    @matthewmilner 2 роки тому +4538

    Mark in this entire playthrough: "How can i touch every pixel in the game?"

    • @banny7276
      @banny7276 2 роки тому +12

      I’m cackling💀

    • @ignitorignition1304
      @ignitorignition1304 2 роки тому +56

      "I payed for every pixel so I'm going to touch every pixel"

    • @OGJaymus
      @OGJaymus 2 роки тому +5

      He should do any% speedruns

    • @tk5800thesecond
      @tk5800thesecond 2 роки тому +8

      pixels: *exist*
      Mark: "I can touch you"

  • @sewerrat9815
    @sewerrat9815 2 роки тому +5720

    Mark: “Gimme a challenge, this game is for babies”
    *gets a challenge*
    Mark: “Thats a little too difficult”

    • @dylanbtyson
      @dylanbtyson 2 роки тому +8

      game isnt hard

    • @clowning.around
      @clowning.around 2 роки тому +63

      @@dylanbtyson it isn't but we all need to agree that the game is a lot more difficult than chapter 1

    • @dylanbtyson
      @dylanbtyson 2 роки тому +4

      @@clowning.around all little harder

    • @moseptyagami606
      @moseptyagami606 2 роки тому +32

      @@dylanbtyson for some it’s pretty difficult, I struggle with mind games and puzzles since I’m dyslexic so it’s fun to struggle and put my mind to the test

    • @vzidwe
      @vzidwe 2 роки тому +1

      @@moseptyagami606 have fun with the game portal then

  • @julianofmemes9289
    @julianofmemes9289 2 роки тому +4330

    Mark: "channel ALL your anger to ME"
    also Mark: "survives a chase sequence with nothing but angry critisism"
    * *Mark was literally TOO ANGRY TO DIE* *

    • @l3g0b0y6
      @l3g0b0y6 2 роки тому +41

      Mark Fischbach = Doom Slayer

    • @Beatstart
      @Beatstart 2 роки тому +11

      *BFG 10k starts playing*

    • @gatxchamanna5625
      @gatxchamanna5625 2 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @clover9624
      @clover9624 2 роки тому +4

      Too angry to die? Maul? Is that you?

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 2 роки тому +3

      @@clover9624 KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • @clouddweller
    @clouddweller 9 місяців тому +305

    "Ha, Barry looks like a frog. No, wait, a platypus!"
    ...
    "BARRY THE PLATYPUS?!"

    • @danielwhitmore6244
      @danielwhitmore6244 8 місяців тому +13

      Your arrival is unexpected. By which I mean, COMPLETELY EXPECTED!

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 6 місяців тому +8

      I think you mean 🅱️arry the 🅱️latypus!?

    • @RileyWelker
      @RileyWelker 6 місяців тому +9

      Behold! The MakeToysHugeandDeadly-Inator!

    • @amyanderson3595
      @amyanderson3595 5 місяців тому +3

      Secret agent Barry the platapus

    • @MarcelineXx
      @MarcelineXx Місяць тому +1

      A platypus toy? Barry the platypus toy!

  • @ranpan0801
    @ranpan0801 2 роки тому +5620

    mark: “YOU DIDN’T EXPECT I WOULD BE PLAYING!”
    devs: *put an easter egg of his birthday into the game specifically to freak him out*

    • @tanyasketch6045
      @tanyasketch6045 2 роки тому +92

      Oh i didnt know that! Where/when is it in the game?

    • @trueflaminatorz4321
      @trueflaminatorz4321 2 роки тому +142

      @@tanyasketch6045 Character cutout before the memory game

    • @tanyasketch6045
      @tanyasketch6045 2 роки тому +21

      @@trueflaminatorz4321 thank you!!

    • @amaya2megumi
      @amaya2megumi 2 роки тому +280

      It is reminiscent of PT when the radio switched from English to Swedish and freaked Pewdiepie out.

    • @richiewene
      @richiewene 2 роки тому +53

      @@tanyasketch6045 42:33

  • @dyingstar24
    @dyingstar24 2 роки тому +6876

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also mark: *desperately tries to piss off chat for the entire first half hour by doing literally anything but make progress*

    • @littlelovee777
      @littlelovee777 2 роки тому +37

      1:36:03 TOO LIKE AYOO??

    • @MINTERRRS
      @MINTERRRS 2 роки тому +48

      that's not what a masochist is- /nm

    • @toast523
      @toast523 2 роки тому +25

      @@MINTERRRS Toast thinks they mean sadist

    • @poochine
      @poochine 2 роки тому +15

      You clearly have no idea what a masochist is

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 2 роки тому +51

      Masochist because he purposely made the chat mad to 'direct the hate to him'

  • @AnthonySilva35
    @AnthonySilva35 Рік тому +5684

    Markiplier: "I don't care about the lore of the game, I'm just here to have a good time."
    Proceeds to drag a dead body around for 30 minutes

    • @elauktan816
      @elauktan816 10 місяців тому +174

      I know 😂 the words “you wanna go for a walk?” “Come on poochie!” “Come on puppy!” Are now stuck in my head

    • @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz
      @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz 9 місяців тому +39

      That was him having a good time... in his own way.

    • @SuperflamePlayszzz
      @SuperflamePlayszzz 9 місяців тому +4

      Nah fr 😂

    • @Yuta_kaisen123
      @Yuta_kaisen123 9 місяців тому +1

      Fr😂😂

    • @GrieVR
      @GrieVR 9 місяців тому +7

      I mean... that sounds about right.

  • @sophiacshort2847
    @sophiacshort2847 9 місяців тому +170

    1:21:00
    Mark: *flirting with Mommy Longlegs*
    Me: please, please stop this torture.💀

  • @nopickles420
    @nopickles420 2 роки тому +3885

    It's amazing how much patience mark has when he's infuriating other people.

  • @Bam5000000
    @Bam5000000 2 роки тому +3607

    Mark: Solves a platform puzzle in 30 seconds.
    Also Mark: Plays with furniture for 5 minutes for no reason whatsoever.

    • @kanterrobert1205
      @kanterrobert1205 2 роки тому +97

      Welcome in world of ADHD my guy

    • @bryndencousinard8011
      @bryndencousinard8011 2 роки тому +61

      I swear dudes forgot he was playing a horror game when he saw that furniture

    • @lily47231
      @lily47231 2 роки тому +23

      I think you mean 25 minutes 😃

    • @TheWiseguyt
      @TheWiseguyt 2 роки тому +7

      You gotta love eccentric geniuses.

    • @HS81099
      @HS81099 2 роки тому +1

      Was looking for this comment.

  • @honkeydonkey11
    @honkeydonkey11 2 роки тому +5368

    Mark, being himself, managed to double the average time of beating the game, just by messing around

    • @eeza
      @eeza 2 роки тому +159

      it truly impresses me how his editors cut up so much and put up with so much video content just for us to have the "summarized version" of his videos lol

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 2 роки тому +15

      Yea, I think Delirious did the same, he keep getting himself caught just to see what would happen 😂

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 2 роки тому +41

      Well, what's the point of a game if you ain't gonna have fun with it? Amiright?

    • @eljunior5823
      @eljunior5823 2 роки тому +5

      I do the same when i finish a game lol

    • @3pizz185
      @3pizz185 2 роки тому +2

      So true👌

  • @v4ller13
    @v4ller13 9 місяців тому +291

    mark: "and It's nap time"
    he literally foreshadowed the next chapter

    • @The_Velvet_Vixen
      @The_Velvet_Vixen 8 місяців тому +9

      He's literally a prophet when it comes to guessing game lore. 😂

  • @Phobie_2000
    @Phobie_2000 2 роки тому +3991

    I love how mark spent almost 20 minutes in the beginning on a puzzle that wasn’t even a puzzle.

    • @ZayeedBaksh
      @ZayeedBaksh 2 роки тому +1

      Hi

    • @Nvoklp
      @Nvoklp 2 роки тому +22

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 Okay, I won’t read your name.

    • @Val_isWeird
      @Val_isWeird 2 роки тому +15

      I suffered at that part 😭

    • @Blaze1990sp
      @Blaze1990sp 2 роки тому +45

      I fast forwarded through that because Mark was being the dumb LMAO

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 2 роки тому +1

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

  • @drify-kun7351
    @drify-kun7351 2 роки тому +3056

    Mark is literally the example of “mission failed successfully”

  • @voidtv8401
    @voidtv8401 2 роки тому +3044

    Markiplier, putting the square block in the square hole:
    “THEY WEREN’T EXPECTING THIS!”

    • @drblouse3792
      @drblouse3792 2 роки тому +15

      Have you not heard of a cube?

    • @notsam5328
      @notsam5328 2 роки тому +8

      TimeSTAMP?

    • @Crlstlan.
      @Crlstlan. 2 роки тому +19

      Reminds me of that one meme of the girl dueting the guy putting shapes in the hole and they all go in the square hole

    • @Joy-lg1wt
      @Joy-lg1wt 2 роки тому +3

      It goes in the square hole

    • @probablydeadinside7877
      @probablydeadinside7877 2 роки тому +7

      @@Crlstlan. developers: can you guess where the rectangle goes?
      Markiplier: the,,rectangle hole,,,,
      developers: that's right! it goes into the sQUARe hole!
      Markiplier: *WEEPING*

  • @Hannabelle-ju9hg
    @Hannabelle-ju9hg 9 місяців тому +154

    Watching Markiplier struggle to play this game at midnight with some drinks and snacks reminds me just how good life can be!

  • @quintinlovett3814
    @quintinlovett3814 2 роки тому +4033

    Watching Jack play: this is going well
    Watching Mark play: well, its going

    • @DomExists
      @DomExists 2 роки тому +285

      Half the time it’s not even going so it’s kinda just “well,” which honestly is better

    • @WompWomp1738
      @WompWomp1738 2 роки тому +35

      On for a while*
      Finished your comment for you friend 😊🤣

    • @afailureofaanimator6744
      @afailureofaanimator6744 2 роки тому +24

      @@WompWomp1738 no no his joke is that he switched around the words in the first sentence. Hence they seem so similar while having completely different meanings.

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 2 роки тому +23

      @@afailureofaanimator6744 they got the joke they are trying to add on

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 2 роки тому +8

      @aomenih doesn't mean they didn't get the joke :D

  • @ceceliakelly1622
    @ceceliakelly1622 2 роки тому +6227

    Never underestimate Mark's ability to find an object, grow emotionally attached, and bring it with him through the game

  • @SupernaturalTessa
    @SupernaturalTessa 2 роки тому +2795

    "I'm just seeing how much I can take." -- Mark, not a masochist, 2022.

  • @adaassink6502
    @adaassink6502 3 місяці тому +40

    I fell asleep in the middle of this and woke up hearing, "You have really soft hands.... And I also have really really soft hands. That's something we have in common. I'd like to talk to you about that... 😏😏😏"

  • @d34dstruck13
    @d34dstruck13 2 роки тому +3484

    He's not wrong though: a puzzle that literally doesn't exist probably would be the hardest puzzle in gaming history

    • @vivalaglavii6736
      @vivalaglavii6736 2 роки тому +109

      That's less of a puzzle though and more a philosophical argument waiting to happen

    • @CharaDreemurr-9999
      @CharaDreemurr-9999 2 роки тому +59

      @@vivalaglavii6736 And a philosophical argument would be the hardest puzzle in gaming history!

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 роки тому +43

      I can imagine devs tricking players they need to solve a puzzle to open a door when in reality all they need to do is walk up to it and press e on the doorknob

    • @rastaramune7893
      @rastaramune7893 2 роки тому +5

      A puzzle is like a game that requires a specific solution.
      Like two shakes, a pattern, or simply completing multiple steps ( I know it's not the official definition).
      So I like Viva said, not really a puzzle...unless, you complete a certain pattern of things to make that puzzle complete and/or exist.

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 2 роки тому

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 I mean dnd has that happen so often its turned into a meme

  • @SlippFreak
    @SlippFreak 2 роки тому +3512

    Mark: "This might be the toughest puzzle in all of gaming history"
    Chat: "JUST GO THROUGH THE GOD DAMN VENT, MARK!"

    • @A.S.A_PRO
      @A.S.A_PRO 2 роки тому +62

      He was trolling obviously

    • @noerusasaki2804
      @noerusasaki2804 2 роки тому +53

      Almost feel you wanna slap the back of his head for this 🤦‍♂️😒

    • @sonicfangal2000
      @sonicfangal2000 2 роки тому +34

      I fast forwarded through that

    • @rupen35
      @rupen35 2 роки тому +45

      He did mention later that he was trolling😂

    • @noerusasaki2804
      @noerusasaki2804 2 роки тому +19

      @@rupen35 yeap but just sometimes it gets really annoying and just skip that part. 😅😂

  • @Roguekriger
    @Roguekriger 2 роки тому +6117

    Me, initially: "How did Mark take like an hour longer on this than all the other people I watch?"
    Me, exactly 16 minutes in: "Ah."

    • @KikiKpopKrazzzy02
      @KikiKpopKrazzzy02 2 роки тому +17

      😵‍💫😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @bubububuuhunhcbuubub8865
      @bubububuuhunhcbuubub8865 2 роки тому +119

      He wasted 13 minutes on the one puzzle trying to break the game.

    • @Ari_Is_AriAriAri
      @Ari_Is_AriAriAri 2 роки тому +89

      He spent so much time in the game station just playing at the playgrounds with PJ puggipillar 💀

    • @shinshin_.1
      @shinshin_.1 2 роки тому +51

      Literally almost 30 minutes in and he still hasn’t even figured out to get in the vent bro 😭😭

    • @MsFated
      @MsFated 2 роки тому

      He’s a dumbass. So frustrating watching him mess around for like 30mins but then halfway I realised it’s cuz he actually didn’t know to go through the vent Poppy was literally standing right next to.
      Like it’s lit red you can clearly see your suppose to go in there as there is a path…sigh

  • @meghanharris1861
    @meghanharris1861 9 місяців тому +109

    Did anyone notice how similar the music memory rule announcement sounded to the fitness gram pacer test? It gave me flashbacks especially the “your test is over” and “the test will get more difficult as it continues”

    • @Carrllll3709
      @Carrllll3709 3 місяці тому

      Fr,so true

    • @danield.4300
      @danield.4300 Місяць тому +1

      The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

  • @waffleauflauf4213
    @waffleauflauf4213 Рік тому +5544

    I love how, according to the lore of the game, by carrying the dog toy he was basically dragging around somebody's corpse for most of the game

    • @Hunterb0t12
      @Hunterb0t12 Рік тому +191

      Holy crap is that the actual lore? That’s horrifying

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ Рік тому +105

      I guess this is common knowledge since only one other person is shocked by this. Lmao

    • @AngelicRamen
      @AngelicRamen Рік тому +42

      That's the common guess but I don't think the lore is confirmed so.....

    • @ShaqWay
      @ShaqWay Рік тому +79

      @@AngelicRameni kinda agree with the lore by kids picking what toy they wanna be then dies? That explains the blood at the toys. Spooky lore

    • @alyciadrake129
      @alyciadrake129 Рік тому +109

      The real question is: Is dragging a corpse around really un-markiplier behavior?

  • @Bubbles_Beans
    @Bubbles_Beans 2 роки тому +3850

    Markiplier : "This game needs captions"
    Also Markiplier : "MURDER DEATH DIE DEATH DIE MURDER DEATH MURDER DEATH DIE"

    • @arzukafaca2763
      @arzukafaca2763 2 роки тому +6

      Hi’ momy longs legs

    • @mcdingies
      @mcdingies 2 роки тому +21

      @@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 i would like to order 5 big macs and a large fry please

    • @IgnitedDreadKnight
      @IgnitedDreadKnight 2 роки тому +11

      @@mcdingies and also can you get me some chicken nuggets I want 30

    • @princeofjapes
      @princeofjapes 2 роки тому +7

      Markiplier is literally bakugo with a yt channel

    • @mcdingies
      @mcdingies 2 роки тому +4

      @@IgnitedDreadKnight if we get 9 four pieces we can get 36 nuggets for cheaper

  • @sweetbee2310
    @sweetbee2310 2 роки тому +1307

    watching mark do everything BUT what you’re supposed to do is the most entertaining and infuriating experience ever. I love it.

    • @Soulsworth69
      @Soulsworth69 2 роки тому +15

      It was only funny for like the first 2 minutes. After that it made it really hard to watch imo.

    • @alibekzholaman2923
      @alibekzholaman2923 2 роки тому +19

      @@Soulsworth69 It seems like you can't handle the Markiplier experience tm

  • @elauktan816
    @elauktan816 7 місяців тому +132

    37:45
    “You wanna go to the park?”
    “You wanna go to the *game* station???”
    *huh?*
    “You wanna go puppy!”
    *drags a dead body around for the next 20 minutes*

    • @Scourge-k8y
      @Scourge-k8y 5 місяців тому +2

      The other part when he trolled for a an whole 45 minutes

  • @SensitiveAesthete
    @SensitiveAesthete 11 місяців тому +2434

    I was so confused on how Dan and Phil got through this in half the time and then saw how Mark was playing and immediately understood

    • @plutopepsi578
      @plutopepsi578 9 місяців тому +104

      Watching this after Dan and Phil basically speed ran most of the puzzles is cracking me up

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 9 місяців тому +24

      Dan and Phil are still popular? I swear I hadn’t heard about them since 2014

    • @noormuhammad791
      @noormuhammad791 9 місяців тому

      they brought back their gaming channel after 5 years 😂@@priyamanobal

    • @lupoopul4039
      @lupoopul4039 9 місяців тому +31

      I saw the time on the video was and I was like "whoa chapter 2 is waaaay longer than chapter 1. This is gonna be great"
      And then 15:55 happened and I realized I forgot I was watching Markiplier lol

    • @ughust
      @ughust 8 місяців тому +20

      ​@@priyamanobalThey both came out as gay a couple years ago after Dan took a hiatus from UA-cam for a bit. They've gone on a tour or two since, and recently their gaming channel just rebooted after 5 years. So theyre coming back into relevancy, yeah :^)

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 2 роки тому +1927

    Nothing will be funnier to me than watching MatPat say "Mark's going to freak out when the bunny says his birthday", then watching this two weeks later and remembering it right as he presses the button and watching him get super paranoid.

    • @soleraprincessgongjunim3320
      @soleraprincessgongjunim3320 2 роки тому +112

      42:32 in case people want the timestamp

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 2 роки тому +61

      I don't know if it's possible to do that, but since DDLC can read your profile's name, maybe they could have the game read your birthdate (as you are required by steam to enter it to filter mature content) and play the appropriate voiceline for it. And if the player somehow either doesn't have a birthdate on their profile or entered an impossible date, then maybe have the cutout say "I know your birthdate ! ...wait, no, I don't" or maybe glitch out

    • @alliminoobersvods9660
      @alliminoobersvods9660 2 роки тому +91

      @@moemuxhagi Well, it says June 28th for literally everyone so it doesn't read your birthday, it is just a coincidence that Mark's birthday is June 28th

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 2 роки тому +44

      @@alliminoobersvods9660 Wow, incredible, it's as if what I was _suggesting_ was an _idea_ to _implement_ into the _game_

    • @tobehidk4825
      @tobehidk4825 2 роки тому +4

      @@moemuxhagi thats a latter

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 2 роки тому +9627

    Mark should've fed the candy cat, he wouldn't regret it.

  • @jrperry1611
    @jrperry1611 9 місяців тому +91

    43:50 mark: I wanna talk to the manager
    Also mark: *Playing a game where you were a manager of an establishment and came back 10 years later*

    • @Shadowwarrior2288
      @Shadowwarrior2288 9 місяців тому +10

      It's really interesting that the player comes back after 10 years what makes him have such a guilty conscience now I know or I believe there was a letter sent out to him but still.

  • @boomerkinjingo
    @boomerkinjingo 2 роки тому +3910

    Mark: “laughs victoriously”
    Color puzzles guy’s voice: “Round 2”
    Mark In disbelief

  • @brian4283
    @brian4283 2 роки тому +2876

    “I’m not a masochist I just want to see how much I can take”
    -Markiplier 2022

  • @tanner003
    @tanner003 2 роки тому +2407

    Normal players: progressing with the story, looking for collectibles
    Mark: “I BET I CAN HOP THIS FENCE”

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 2 роки тому +26

      Mark has the speedrunner mindset.

    • @chriswong9612
      @chriswong9612 2 роки тому +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

    • @Kookie_978
      @Kookie_978 2 роки тому +15

      It was a slightly frustrating since I was really hoping for Mark to be truly invested in the lore. Like all in. But hey at least he enjoyed the overall experience

    • @knaughta.masso-kist5944
      @knaughta.masso-kist5944 2 роки тому +16

      @@Kookie_978 imo the lore aspects feel too similar to fnaf for one to get invested.
      The prototype is the only thing that really caught my attention.

    • @Itzduskylivee
      @Itzduskylivee 2 роки тому +6

      *Mark focusing on breaking the game*
      *Us literally spamming chat telling him what to do*
      *Him taking 20 mis to figure out that you can take electricity off the button again*

  • @Rhyleehummer
    @Rhyleehummer 8 місяців тому +63

    Markiplier spent 10% of this game taking it seriously, and spent 90% of the time messing around and growing attached to objects😂😭

  • @samanthaa9282
    @samanthaa9282 2 роки тому +2432

    This chapter is very reminiscent of coraline, like the “don’t you dare disobey me”, the spider like qualities of mommy, them both being mothers, then the metal hand like claw at the end

    • @predator5775
      @predator5775 2 роки тому +48

      So i wasn't the only one

    • @neneevex
      @neneevex 2 роки тому +21

      THIS COMMENT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @kadenhansen
      @kadenhansen 2 роки тому +10

      That's exactly what that was!

    • @ruru6680
      @ruru6680 2 роки тому +28

      And the „hide and seek“ in Coraline as well

    • @Poofwaah
      @Poofwaah 2 роки тому +2

      Yup

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 2 роки тому +5499

    Literally everyone when Mommy starts counting: *Panics and frantically looks for a place to hide*
    Markiplier: *Staring into Mommy's soul* What are you gonna do, huh?

    • @mister_mustache
      @mister_mustache 2 роки тому +438

      He just wanted to see if he could handle what she was gonna do.
      But remember guys he is NOT a masochist.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 роки тому +260

      Same enrgy as : "what ar you going to do, stab me"- man who was stabbed

    • @mr.fruitcup4495
      @mr.fruitcup4495 2 роки тому +50

      Bit of a buzzkill when mark isn’t afraid of the monsters in games

    • @rowelldeguzman4355
      @rowelldeguzman4355 2 роки тому +85

      @@mr.fruitcup4495 Marks like a Nam Vet he's seen some shit.

    • @mr.fruitcup4495
      @mr.fruitcup4495 2 роки тому +28

      @@rowelldeguzman4355 fair enough, I guess I’m used to Jack still being able o be scared and all that

  • @blitzcha0s308
    @blitzcha0s308 2 роки тому +575

    I'm not even frustrated, I'm just amazed that he can find ways to stand in places he's not suppose to and just generally mess with the physics engine. Mark is truly an engineer.

  • @lebrandonian
    @lebrandonian 4 місяці тому +29

    I swear half the time he’s a genius, the other half the time he’s… a danger to himself and those around him

  • @wellhello1575
    @wellhello1575 2 роки тому +1290

    Puzzle games really need to put a room in them with something that looks like a puzzle but is not and has no result or outcome. if the player spends more than 15 minutes on it, they get an achievement simply called "Markiplier."

    • @pippoship
      @pippoship 2 роки тому +35

      this would be perfect in a game with the concept of each level being a room with a locked door, and a puzzle to unlock it, then theres a room with a difficult puzzle with no outcome (like you said) but the door is unlocked the whole time, and you only figure that out when you try using the door

    • @icedmilkk7147
      @icedmilkk7147 2 роки тому +1

      would love to see this with smth like portal

    • @niatscreations4913
      @niatscreations4913 2 роки тому +1

      @Joanna that cutout always says the same date

    • @eliasgonzalez5357
      @eliasgonzalez5357 2 роки тому +1

      Mr. Oof then mark would probably solve it in like 5 seconds

    • @_thelyster
      @_thelyster 5 місяців тому +1

      He'd solve the non existing and not get his own achievement: (

  • @chickennugget2732
    @chickennugget2732 2 роки тому +1338

    The fact that he does the puzzles really quick and STILL has the longest playthrough I've seen so far

    • @Balloraaaaaa
      @Balloraaaaaa 2 роки тому +32

      Its because he knows what to do but tries to waste time to see how he can break it. I mean thats top tier Markimoo tho

    • @graysondeutscher2041
      @graysondeutscher2041 2 роки тому

      What about the fact?

    • @chickennugget2732
      @chickennugget2732 2 роки тому +2

      @@Balloraaaaaa yeah, i absolutely love that Markiplier chaos. It changes the game experience COMPLETELY

    • @chickennugget2732
      @chickennugget2732 2 роки тому

      @@graysondeutscher2041 he's so fun and messy, i love it

    • @chickennugget2732
      @chickennugget2732 2 роки тому

      High-key really smart too. Perfect gameplay overall

  • @sourceefive
    @sourceefive 10 місяців тому +2212

    hearing bunzo finally say a birthday correct obviously proves the entire voiceline was for mark

    • @Hyp3rfixNation
      @Hyp3rfixNation 9 місяців тому +36

      Nah cus I have the same bday as him 😭

    • @tonytwowaters
      @tonytwowaters 9 місяців тому +16

      Hate to break it to you, but there are other people out there that not only play video games but were also born on June 28.

    • @xoneyxee
      @xoneyxee 9 місяців тому +81

      ​@@tonytwowaters the "obviously" makes it pretty obvious that it was kinda sarcastic

    • @lillianblack8749
      @lillianblack8749 9 місяців тому +34

      Wouldn’t be the first time a game referrenced him like the west of loathing sequel.

    • @tonytwowaters
      @tonytwowaters 9 місяців тому +3

      You give people online too much credit, especially in 2024.

  • @marinarasauce5701
    @marinarasauce5701 5 місяців тому +27

    watching this with live chat replay is probably the funniest and most upsetting thing ive ever experienced 😭😭

  • @Skywarped33
    @Skywarped33 2 роки тому +7675

    Me: wondering why marks playthrough is like an hour longer than everyone else's...
    (Watches video)
    Me: oh, nevermind 😂

    • @ethan00
      @ethan00 2 роки тому +24

      sup checkmark

    • @HiddenFlerken
      @HiddenFlerken 2 роки тому +312

      I wasn't stressed because of the horror game, I was stressed because of Mark

    • @nicholasphillips256
      @nicholasphillips256 2 роки тому +83

      The shocking thing is it is almost exactly an hour over jacks video

    • @seth9913
      @seth9913 2 роки тому +8

      @@HiddenFlerken yep we are on the same boat

    • @melgrimm8608
      @melgrimm8608 2 роки тому +2

      @@HiddenFlerken Me too. Me too... x_x

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens 2 роки тому +792

    I really loved the fakeout with Kissy. They cast her in shadow and even had the same music from Huggy's chase in episode one, only for Kissy to step into the light and be completely chill. I honestly hope she stays good or at least neutral, if she appears in future episodes. It's cool to see that not all of the toys turned violent.

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 2 роки тому +54

      I honestly love her so much. She's just so cute

    • @BoxOKittens
      @BoxOKittens 2 роки тому +44

      @@sentientplant9658 Agreed. I would be so happy if she just lent a small helping hand here and there in the coming episode(s).

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 2 роки тому +42

      I predict that in whatever climactic final fight there is against the Prototype, Kissy Missy swoops in at the last second and bravely sacrifices herself to save you.
      I'm crying for her already just thinking about it 😭

    • @Degalon
      @Degalon 2 роки тому +55

      I love the little detail that her first attempt at grabbing the lever has her hand slip off it lol

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 2 роки тому +4

      I loved ALL the new Wuggy's! I hope we get more time from all of them!

  • @pannatamaratakacs967
    @pannatamaratakacs967 2 роки тому +1148

    At first I wondered why Marks playthrough of this was so much longer than Jacks, but it quickly became evident that he is just simply too big brain for such games

    • @benjaminwasserberg7027
      @benjaminwasserberg7027 2 роки тому +19

      Why does this emanate "boov technology far to complicated for stupid human girl."

    • @bikchingyip2275
      @bikchingyip2275 2 роки тому +19

      exactly 1 hour more lmfao

    • @sugmabalzz9019
      @sugmabalzz9019 2 роки тому +4

      @@bikchingyip2275 i just noticed that too lmao

    • @celesteriley3320
      @celesteriley3320 2 роки тому +1

      @@benjaminwasserberg7027 ikr

    • @mckennabernard4032
      @mckennabernard4032 2 роки тому +3

      lmaoo i literally was thinking the same thing it was why i started watching jacks play through first bc it was shorter but then i started this one as well and understood immediately why

  • @SpiritTheWolf225
    @SpiritTheWolf225 8 місяців тому +73

    the fact that at 2:33 he waits for it to twich, it doesnt, but twitches as soon as he starts talking again. talk about perfect timing 🤣

  • @kayla-nk1ot
    @kayla-nk1ot 2 роки тому +6239

    Everyone ever playing this game: “hA ThaTs NOt eVEn mY BiRtHdAy-“
    Markiplier: 😀

    • @kai.otic_kiwi
      @kai.otic_kiwi 2 роки тому +421

      ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO AND I STOPPED FOR A MOMENT

    • @monstereverzen1362
      @monstereverzen1362 2 роки тому +429

      MAYBE THE DEVELOPERS NEW HE WOULD PLAY IT AND WANTED TO SCARE HIM?? 😭

    • @Funkenomenon.
      @Funkenomenon. 2 роки тому +392

      I feel like they made it his birthday on purpose because he's one of the biggest youtube influences. So they did it to make CONTENT

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 роки тому +24

      Might be Elliott bd

    • @MMCCCIX
      @MMCCCIX 2 роки тому +43

      @@monstereverzen1362 yea they put it in to scare it gotta love it 🤣

  • @nexelray3207
    @nexelray3207 2 роки тому +4356

    *Markiplier trying to kill Poppy for over 10 minutes*
    Chat: “Markiplier, no!!!”
    Markiplier: “Markiplier, YES!!!”

  • @squirrelbugg99
    @squirrelbugg99 Рік тому +3783

    If I had a dollar for every time Mark said “it’s not because I’m a masochist” I’d be able to play off my student loans 💀

    • @amuwasnottaken
      @amuwasnottaken Рік тому +17

      Lmao

    • @peitalee5182
      @peitalee5182 11 місяців тому +49

      As soon as I read this I heard “it’s not because I’m a masochist” 💀

    • @danielbiggins1553
      @danielbiggins1553 9 місяців тому +26

      Really fighting the urge to count them and accuse you of having the worlds smallest student loans.

    • @OGrupxe
      @OGrupxe 9 місяців тому +13

      It's my favourite running gag of Mark's, intentional or not.

    • @GrieVR
      @GrieVR 9 місяців тому +6

      Ha!

  • @CloudedHorizon
    @CloudedHorizon 9 місяців тому +50

    Markiplier saying "Nap time" at the end is extremly hilarious now that chapter 3 is out XD

  • @ameliaa.4
    @ameliaa.4 2 роки тому +1875

    Mark: "I'm not a Masochist."
    Also Him: "I want you to pour a fountain of hate on me"

    • @just_an_internet_explorer8038
      @just_an_internet_explorer8038 2 роки тому +1

      @@makhtydh bruh what?

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 роки тому +2

      I think he just didn't want ppl hating on the team that made the game

    • @adummyguy
      @adummyguy 2 роки тому +2

      a fountain of hate...
      AND IT WILL COME
      LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles 2 роки тому +2

      @@adummyguy POURING DOWN ON ME

    • @adummyguy
      @adummyguy 2 роки тому +2

      @@Fuck_handles AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE

  • @faladinmoon
    @faladinmoon 2 роки тому +1132

    I love how both Jack and Mark made the "was that the bite of 87?" joke at the first tape!

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 роки тому +1165

    I love that he also carries around that puppy

  • @derekgraskewicz2104
    @derekgraskewicz2104 8 місяців тому +26

    I will never again doubt the obvious, "Just Don't" method. Had me laughing both times. "I can just don't, and they can't do anything about it."

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 2 роки тому +5690

    I love that he also carries around that puppy. xD And that they actually got Mark's birthday. Very funny.

    • @EpicWubbox764
      @EpicWubbox764 2 роки тому +146

      WAIT THEY GOT IT RIGHT? 💀

    • @bugushdabebo9104
      @bugushdabebo9104 2 роки тому +236

      @@EpicWubbox764 it was planned

    • @oldsport3571
      @oldsport3571 2 роки тому +80

      They planned it like that

    • @StinkHatch5318
      @StinkHatch5318 2 роки тому +286

      @@EpicWubbox764 It always says June 28th, which also happens to be Mark's birthday lol

    • @drewbigdoopa3464
      @drewbigdoopa3464 2 роки тому +255

      @@StinkHatch5318 i thought it would be based on steam account information that they can get your birthday

  • @chair_dib
    @chair_dib 2 роки тому +1462

    Marks whole play through of this game is literally just summed up as “ALRIGHT FINE”

    • @catacrysm04
      @catacrysm04 2 роки тому +15

      @ DON'T you should get a father now

    • @infrakazos
      @infrakazos 2 роки тому +16

      @@catacrysm04 dont ask for the impossible dude

    • @sage_4137
      @sage_4137 2 роки тому +3

      @@infrakazos 💀

    • @vvk_yup.9255
      @vvk_yup.9255 2 роки тому +2

      @@infrakazos Ooof

  • @lifeandeverythinginbetwn
    @lifeandeverythinginbetwn 2 роки тому +2522

    Mark: I'm not a masochist
    Mark: She's going to eat my insides, sounds like a good time

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 роки тому +34

      “Please direct all of your hate to me”

    • @kingpoto6628
      @kingpoto6628 2 роки тому +14

      Look I dont think he means *literally* eating him if you know what im saying 😏

    • @SpookusMcDoofus
      @SpookusMcDoofus 2 роки тому +6

      @ DON'T Ok

    • @xsthyr
      @xsthyr 2 роки тому +3

      @@kingpoto6628 😳😏

  • @elinsocks
    @elinsocks 8 місяців тому +41

    14:32 Mark realizing Poppy was speaking was kinda cute "Hmm?" with a head tilt

  • @kitsuraposinha
    @kitsuraposinha 9 місяців тому +3393

    Me: "wow this chapter it's so long, it takes 2:44:50 to finish!"
    Mark: spends half of the video doing side quests he invented in his own head

    • @Squirtlesam
      @Squirtlesam 8 місяців тому +95

      It’s 2:30 am and I just snorted water laughing at this

    • @thehoodieguy1341
      @thehoodieguy1341 7 місяців тому +52

      He goofed around so fricking much in this playthrough like goodness

    • @ANGELDEV1L
      @ANGELDEV1L 6 місяців тому +20

      it was honestly so fire though. he should make games

    • @BubblegumStudiosOfficial
      @BubblegumStudiosOfficial 5 місяців тому +7

      Way too true 😭

    • @GOOFBALL876
      @GOOFBALL876 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@ANGELDEV1L YESS BINGO!

  • @thesiffer298
    @thesiffer298 2 роки тому +970

    Mark trying to make sense of the 10 minutes he spent solving a puzzle that didn't exist is hilarious.

  • @nightskyodyssey
    @nightskyodyssey 2 роки тому +4487

    Markiplier: takes thirty minutes on the most basic puzzles
    Also Markiplier: solves the hardest puzzles in seconds and walks away like it was nothing

    • @skeptical4936
      @skeptical4936 2 роки тому +137

      He overthinks too much xD

    • @daisy_gamez6928
      @daisy_gamez6928 2 роки тому +89

      He thinks regular puzzles are hard-

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 2 роки тому +170

      Doing hard things are when being an over thinker come in handy. Doing easy things is an overthinkers worst nightmare.

    • @ToxicBronyRoseAlt
      @ToxicBronyRoseAlt 2 роки тому +25

      His reasons are beyond our understanding.

    • @whyareyoureadingthis5227
      @whyareyoureadingthis5227 2 роки тому +27

      That's ADHD for you lol

  • @AJSTRONG3097
    @AJSTRONG3097 9 місяців тому +26

    Markiplier’s reaction with the pipe and with Jacksepticeye in this video is just priceless and hilarious at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KNY_Ed1tz
    @KNY_Ed1tz 2 роки тому +2309

    Hearing Markiplier laugh hysterically, muttering nonstop, and shouting about knowing what to do and not looking at the chat makes me wonder what Amy is living with.

    • @Gh0s7Dud3
      @Gh0s7Dud3 2 роки тому +161

      She’s living with pure, constant entertainment

    • @eyeheartducks7970
      @eyeheartducks7970 2 роки тому +64

      “ don’t tell amy”
      I know see why he says that

    • @cl0wn405
      @cl0wn405 2 роки тому +7

      wdym by "what" 😭😭😭

    • @demonstone0
      @demonstone0 2 роки тому +3

      Welcome to the world of streamers

    • @tubasil8786
      @tubasil8786 2 роки тому +16

      To be fair the amount of misinformation in stream chats is mind boggling

  • @th3k1tch3ns1nk
    @th3k1tch3ns1nk 2 роки тому +1720

    Mark: I’m not a masochist
    - wants door to crush him
    -“WE HAVE TO THROW OURSELVES INTO THE PIT ITS THE ONLY WAY I SWEAR”
    - “she’s going to crush my insides… alright i trust her”
    - “make me take it! Make me”
    - “you don’t have the POWER im looking for”
    - “I’m gonna take the hard path”
    - “drop it on my head”
    - “give me something tough”
    - stands inbetween another door so it crushes him
    - “I really want to throw myself into this pit”
    - “I can take it, I just wanted to see how much my body can handle”
    - “why cant i twist myself into oblivion?”
    - “im here trying to destroy myself in irresponsible ways”

    • @pwlkadot
      @pwlkadot 2 роки тому +20

      LMFAO

    • @bullet_outsmarter_5000
      @bullet_outsmarter_5000 2 роки тому +48

      HES not a masochist, it just so happens that HIS CHARACTER is a masochist

    • @rainpyramid8021
      @rainpyramid8021 2 роки тому +14

      Unsafe speed pull lever to stop
      Mark: HAHAHA NO. I WANNA GO FASTER

    • @burger_lady
      @burger_lady 2 роки тому +10

      It’s almost seems like it’s not a joke anymore😳
      (honestly, him and Amy are the only ones that know that answer😂)
      Edit: I’m referring to the fact that they’ve known each other for so long, nothing else-

    • @777orochimaru7
      @777orochimaru7 2 роки тому +2

      It all started on that ooeration he had no anesthesia

  • @GhostPoncho
    @GhostPoncho Рік тому +2001

    1:36:00 Mark throwing himself into the abyss and the game immediately validating him by saying "You can take it" 😂

    • @Ilovepolarbears-u5c
      @Ilovepolarbears-u5c Рік тому +35

      I was actually got so focus on that scene that I fell off my bed and the phone landed on my nose now every time I see that see I say WHY MARK WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER

    • @BoglárkaBiankaNagy
      @BoglárkaBiankaNagy Рік тому +4

      @@Ilovepolarbears-u5c right ?

  • @RileyWelker
    @RileyWelker 6 місяців тому +10

    I LOVE how Mark unnecessarily overcomplicated things for 14 minutes at the beginning

  • @MaddieHatter8181
    @MaddieHatter8181 2 роки тому +682

    Even though Poppy’s face didn’t really have any expression I could somehow feel her annoyance while she was waiting at the vent entrance for Mark while he struggled over a puzzle that didn’t exist

  • @ohhellno4381
    @ohhellno4381 2 роки тому +1153

    other gamers: get skeptical about going into the hole poppy was just kidnapped into
    Mark: "oh me too?" *jumps without a second thought*
    💀💀

    • @I_own_your_knees
      @I_own_your_knees 2 роки тому +36

      This is the same man that has written multiple choose your own path adventures and has extensive detailed lore spanning decades

    • @nooneimportant_
      @nooneimportant_ 2 роки тому +11

      But refused to go back into the vent he came from

  • @orange_turtle3412
    @orange_turtle3412 2 роки тому +3069

    42:34 Thats Mark’s actual birthday. The developers put it in knowing he would play it to get a reaction out of him.

    • @orange_turtle3412
      @orange_turtle3412 2 роки тому +311

      Also love how indie developers never ever account for players not going down the intended path.

    • @paligsarobocock3350
      @paligsarobocock3350 2 роки тому +85

      I never knew that was his B-DAY😲

    • @burgundysaucebackwards9599
      @burgundysaucebackwards9599 2 роки тому +38

      Thanks I didn't wanna watch it all

    • @10-nova
      @10-nova 2 роки тому +15

      OH MU GOD

    • @jejemon773
      @jejemon773 2 роки тому +54

      Because jacksepticeye is in the cast of this game

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 9 місяців тому +42

    "I think it was a bit too hard!"
    *Starts hitting on Mommy Longlegs*

  • @Everythingbutcarp
    @Everythingbutcarp 2 роки тому +1762

    Other gamers: terrified and run away when Mommy counts down
    Mark: literally stands in her face.

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 2 роки тому +10

      Lmao

    • @winter2716
      @winter2716 2 роки тому +55

      Mark ain’t no coward! -That or he’s just a masochist-

    • @theroyale122
      @theroyale122 2 роки тому +1

      Oh, I see

    • @Ichiyama22
      @Ichiyama22 2 роки тому +5

      He wanted to know what she was gonna do

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 2 роки тому +1

      What are you gonna do?

  • @Sewer.R4tz
    @Sewer.R4tz 2 роки тому +429

    This is the best definition of “he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit”

  • @wolfixlia_8593
    @wolfixlia_8593 2 роки тому +1898

    Mark: solving some of the tougher puzzles in less than a minute.
    Also Mark: Getting stuck for 5+ minutes on something that isn't even a puzzle.

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 2 роки тому +37

      The Markiplier watching experience XD

    • @goddessofweird2519
      @goddessofweird2519 2 роки тому +21

      more like 15 minutes

    • @cobaltprime9467
      @cobaltprime9467 2 роки тому +13

      I honestly got super pissed. Idk how that happened. Like 15 minutes. General rule, if you think you have to do something super complicated to progress in a game, you’re doing it wrong.

    • @chumbus
      @chumbus 2 роки тому +22

      @@cobaltprime9467 I just assumed he was joking honestly. Idk though

    • @Shiro_AverageThighEnjoyer
      @Shiro_AverageThighEnjoyer 2 роки тому +24

      @@cobaltprime9467 Here's a tip, watch Mark playthrough first so you don't know the solution to the puzzles so that way you don't get pis off when he does something dump, and after you watch his go watch some professionals so you know the lore because knowing Mark he prob skip alot of tapes. I'm not saying this is what you should do I'm just giving a suggestion for you, anyways thank you for reading this and have a good day

  • @ThePhantomM1X
    @ThePhantomM1X 8 місяців тому +25

    “You think it’s gonna get a reaction out of me” *MOST INTENSE RANT*

  • @kimmielizabeth1474
    @kimmielizabeth1474 2 роки тому +1584

    I like how mommy talks in 3rd person and says her name everytime she refers to herself. Her name is on her posters and yet markiplier insists to call her spaghetti lady instead of her actual name

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 2 роки тому +104

      It's very reminiscent to how Mothers' talk to toddlers and babies, since they're learning to talk, they speak in third person to help the kids realize that's what they should call her.

    • @maybelinefox3878
      @maybelinefox3878 2 роки тому +81

      His habit of nicknaming game characters and refusing to call them by their real names never disappoints

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman 2 роки тому +33

      Well maybe her constantly calling herself "Mommy" makes him uncomfortable
      It is pretty strange after all

    • @cappy_bara.
      @cappy_bara. 2 роки тому +9

      i wanna eat spaghetti

    • @themangle4589
      @themangle4589 2 роки тому +20

      He doesn’t respect her, she doesn’t have the power

  • @a_channel2545
    @a_channel2545 2 роки тому +1458

    A nearly foolproof way of trapping Markipliar in a room is to scatter a bunch of random stuff in it and just leave the door open.

    • @anonymousme3571
      @anonymousme3571 2 роки тому +64

      Exactly. Cuz that open door. That can’t be it.

    • @diegogonzalez9877
      @diegogonzalez9877 2 роки тому +47

      @@anonymousme3571 That'd almost be too easy!

    • @broadwayviolinist4596
      @broadwayviolinist4596 2 роки тому +35

      No… you have to add a ladder

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo 2 роки тому +22

      @@broadwayviolinist4596 with bright lights pointing towards it, but come on it can't be that obvious

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 2 роки тому +9

      It also works for DnD players.
      My old party once got stuck trying to solve a cabinet, for almost 2 hours, because there's no way the door is just open.

  • @CryoDrago
    @CryoDrago 2 роки тому +2116

    Mommy: Hates cheaters
    Also Mommy: Doesn’t even finish the Hide and Seek countdown before eating the player

    • @darlsal5800
      @darlsal5800 2 роки тому +37

      Why does she hate cheaters when she is a cheater?🤔

    • @lienandries57
      @lienandries57 2 роки тому +74

      @@darlsal5800 Maybe she just hates herself

    • @Ben31337l
      @Ben31337l 2 роки тому +27

      @@lienandries57 I kinda wish there was a way to legitimately complete the course.

    • @H0RR0R_CR0W
      @H0RR0R_CR0W 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ben31337l same honestly

    • @ConvenientlyShapedUsername
      @ConvenientlyShapedUsername 2 роки тому +10

      I've heard that she screams "ONE!!!" when she finds you

  • @guirlygamer5604
    @guirlygamer5604 5 місяців тому +12

    Game: *says Mark's birthday
    Mark: *flatlines for a few minutes

  • @phosphortea5645
    @phosphortea5645 9 місяців тому +1180

    i can imagine poppy watching mark trying figure out how to follow her like: man, this is my saving angel?

    • @amogrl45
      @amogrl45 7 місяців тому +8

      I think poppy is a villain

    • @salomeheredia9885
      @salomeheredia9885 5 місяців тому +12

      Poppy would just quietly look at him like:
      👀👁👁👀👁👁👀

    • @raptros
      @raptros 5 місяців тому +1

      He is

    • @MayvaAva
      @MayvaAva 4 місяці тому

      @@amogrl45he’s still her saving angel rn