Marine Learns...Interesting New Things While Reviewing Hololive Member's Profile Cards【Eng Sub】
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- 【Source】: 【#ホロライブプロフィール帳】みんなに描いてもらった！【ホロライブ/宝鐘マリン】
• 【#ホロライブプロフィール帳】みんなに描いて...
【Marine's channel】:
/ @houshoumarine
【Outro song】: "watame's lullaby but it's lo-fi" by project royal
• watame's lullaby but i...
0:00 - Marine's intro
0:48 - "Sakamoto Ryōma" Guy
2:09 - Korone's Profile Card
4:17 - Polka's Profile Card
5:01 - Ayame's Profile Card
6:41 - Marine's Profile Card
Tags:
#hololive #houshoumarine #ホロライブ #宝鐘マリン
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Dude whoever wrote the Sakamoto Ryoma profile deserves an award.
Such a trollish profile, I feel this is done by Okayu.
lol i was gonna ask who did it? guess no one knows who definitively made it.
I've heard that name from a history book. Though I don't know exactly who he is
@@simpchan4080 idk can she draw that well? Also they had Okayu as their favourite stream and for something on the bottom as well, so I doubt it was her.
Probably one of the staff members.
9:15 Naturally, when prompted to create a 'family,' Marine writes the plot of an NTR hentai starring herself and her friends.
Ah yes
naturally
How quaint. Author and model in the same book.
Marine: Favorite music?
Korone: Yes
Activity?
Korone: I like activity!
"Music?"
"Mmmmmm yes"
@@DarkestVampire92 😂 Korone is a gem
such precious dog
I can't unsee korone's pic on the profile card as the eekum bokum korone
1:52 That illustration of Calliope, Watame, Subaru, Okayu, Coco and Noel had me dying
There's a literal duck 😆😆
He is real person
Same face different hair/ears/horns, even duck at same pose. They all posed to sketch for same person?
Muscle
@@CBRN-115 XD
i love how korone’s card is instantly recognizable based on its sheer chaos alone
Korone is very much the definition of chaotic good
@@tsg_frank5829 chaotic doog*
“Favorite animal: dog”
A little in the nose are we?
she's just talking casually about her cheating partners lmao. As natural as she breathes.
Rushia knows who she married. No use crying over spilt milk.
Although Flare would just call her delusional (because she has 0 attraction to Marine). Shion would deny everything. And Kantan touches Senchou out of pity lol
"0 attraction to marine" you aren't aware then
@@einwolt Aware of what? Do you think I'm not watching MariFlare streams and their twitter shenanigans? Flare has already said she is not attracted to Marine and Marine said she doesnt see Flare sexually at all.
You gotta be able to see beyond their banter and jokes.
@@yoursonisold8743 and here you are taking this seriously when all of these are just yuribaits
@@einwolt lol you initiated the discussion, and then they respond to you, you say they take it too seriously? You are the baiter here, don't start a conversation if you're not here to talk.
Polka's paper is filled with "Read Chainsawman"
Ah, a woman of culture
Haha yes
Sasuga based clown girl.
After seeing Polka's paper I wanted to read chainsaw man, I do not know why tho
well, she does live in a society
a very cultured woman indeed
Marine: "Age: 17"
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old woman?
17 Season 2
17 season 3 later this year!
@@ootoriazumi1349 stop stop she's already dead ;(
17 2: Electric Boogaloo
17: OVA 1
....
17: OVA ∞
Risu: I’m Korone’s daughter!
Korone: Mmmmm... Pet.
Risu: *surprised pikachu face*
I think that most holomembers underestimate Korone's strength and overall fighting ability, if it is a 1v1 my money is on the dog.
Against Kanata?
@@vkarvanzer4243 Kanatan needs to grab you for massive damage. Doggo does boxing as a hobby. She just weaves through the grabs and knocks the gorilla's lights out with her fast right hook.
@@vkarvanzer4243 Technique
Yup! A dog that can box is a dangerous one
@@vkarvanzer4243 It's gonna be Baki vs Oliva all over again. And that's awesome.
_Calliope in the mind of other Holomem:_ personified coolness
_actual Calliope:_ kind and innocent dork
I think rapping skills gives large cool points too.
@@BioDeus her design and voice also are extra cool points, specially when you can’t understand what she says xD
@@Lucaz99 Or maybe them not understanding her makes her mysterious and cooler, cuz like norrikan said.. she is a bit of a dork.
@@BioDeus that’s what I meant, typo.
She's like a businesswoman a dependable and always busy lady who they think she can do anything
In the future , that Member's Profile Cards will be in Game.
I will actually wait for that
Aldred Christian Burgos No rubber hose today!
So it was a staff the one who made Sakamoto Ryoma? I'd say that person is not being paid enough.
It's a listener.
Impressive is an understatement still.
Korone's had... a lot to unpack.
Their family is korone, okayu, and mayyyybe risu?
Looks like hosoinu.
favourite games are Dragon Quest and Mother 2
Favorite book: IT.
I'm a bit sad Marine couldn't decipher Korone's family picture as herself serving food to her wife (Okayu) and their daughter (Risu).
Korone doing boxing,..finally that video about korone punching us made sense lol
Also just realized that's why the mike tyson guy appear first on her strram..
@@srkares her Twitter also has posts about the protein stuff she was using with boxing
*FALCON PUNCH*
then proceeds to extract your yubi by force
*P U I*
Fate brought EMTA and Korone 😭 red string moment baby~
I wonder she'll face off against Mike Tyson
All the jp think Calliope is so cool.
Meanwhile, we know the awkward truth ....
Really think about it though.
That's the barrier the vast majority of non-JP Hololive fans sat outside for a year or more while these girls were blowing up. We didn't care, but there was a ton of nuance we just couldn't catch.
We have what they had now, and that's neat to me.
I mean, dad is cool...and dorky
Korone: Boxing
Mike Tyson: .............(°▪︎°)
It seems like Dad is the universally coolest seiso Idol at Hololive
They don't know. They only know her from her debut stream and general appearance but the JP girls have no clue how much of a goofy, shy introvert Calli really is.
@@YuSooKey kinda funny since all EN and ID members know how much of a dork and introverted Calli actually is, only the JP members seem to not know how adorkable calli actually is
@@Yasha_U I saw Suisei ranking Hololive members into cool, cute and passion. Many of the cool girls were freaking dorks (Calli, Moona, Reine, Kanata).
Also many of the girls consistently say Risu is cute (Even Korone wanted to have her as pet here) but she actually is more like Okayu than Korone. Straight savage.
If you watch the entire stream its actually Okayu who wins in the cool category. Thats a given while Calli appears cool she hasnt hung out with the jp girls as much
And Coco smartest
I love how most of their cool members is Calli herself
But ngl tho, Dad really is cool
It's really funny since while Calliope is really cool she's also such a huge dork and I don't assume most of the jp girls don't know that.
Not most, actually. She only appeared a few times in all of >30 profiles Marine reviewed. But yeah, when she does appear, she is in the "Cool" part.
@@thaileinh9877 This. Okayu actually got the most in the cool category. My guess is Calli would be higher but shes so busy she hasnt really collab'd with the other girls
@@venkaramon Okayu and Calli collab would be the coolest stream of all time.
@@Ravenholm337 Our frail bodies will not be able to process or handle that much coolness.
Korone's handwriting is really stylish! And Senchou's answers scream "nerdy homebody", as expected.
Ayame's answers were unusually tidy and serious.
Ayame's was very neat but Choco sensei had the best handwriting
@@timepatroltrunks8276 Choco-sensei's wasn't handwritten, it was typed out using a font that looks like handwriting.
Here's the translation for the rest of Ayame's card:
Favorite: Noel, Rushia, Korone, Marine
Voice: Noel, Rushia
Content: Korone, Marine, Okayu, Pekora
Get Along With: Mio, Subaru, Fubuki, Korone, Okayu, Noel, Roboco
Pet: Rushia, Aqua
Family Tree: Mom = Mio, Dad = Fubuki, Older Sibling = Okayu, Middle Sibling = Rushia, Youngest Sibling = Korone, Aunt = Noel
Cool: Okayu, Botan
Cute: Noel, Rushia
Funny: Marine, Korone, Pekora, Rushia
Kind: Mio, Noel
Smart: ...
Strong: Botan, Subaru, Towa
Personally I think it's adorable that she wants Aqua as a pet.
So she wants an onion pet?
an oni with a pet necromancer...? What is she planning, storm Former Hell?
I like Ayame cannot see anyone including herself as smart, since all of Hololive are just dorks making content together. XD
At least a onion pet doesnt scream. Polkas pet choice was Ollie
A pet onion sounds awesome. Especially since I'm reminded of the stream intro Aqua has rn.
"I'm going to give birth to Yagoo? That's bad.."
_I thought that will be a good things.._
She once said YAGOO
"gave birth to the sad monster that is houshou marine"
Wait, Aqua and Yagoo are *siblings*?
Is she the heir apparent to Hololive?
@@burnoutcat2387 wait but since everyone is yagoo, does that mean yagoo gives birth to himself?
@@愛莉郭 there's weirder stuff in mythological really. YAGOO is probably just an ancient deity.
I'm pretty sure everyone saw it coming that marine doesn't like any sport, but I do find her family tree... interesting
Botan and Lamy as the grandparents certainly is interesting, considering they are the newest gen.
I hope Fubiki is Mio’s husband in future editions lol
Hmm...Rushia's genes are also fla-
@@yoursonisold8743 Botan gives off a big sister vibe imo but I haven’t watched her a lot. I could see her giving off Gma vibes if she makes millennial only references.
@@Lucaz99 No, I hope fubuki's husband is matsuri
Marine reading through Ayame's profile and getting surprised when she found out Ayame put her name down among her favourites and stream content she likes to watch was a highlight
Ayame said so herself she thinks Marine is amazing and makes great content....and then said “Ugh, she gonna be all smug about it and try to chat me up isn’t she? Annoying lol”
@@Lucaz99 is there a clip of this? i need to see that.
@@migara9133 here mate ua-cam.com/video/w_qgkNNzt5g/v-deo.html
@@Lucaz99 many thanks
@@Lucaz99 I wanna see that clip too gimme heh
I was gonna introduce my mom to Marine when I heard she liked Hunter x Hunter because my mom LOVES! Hunter x Hunter. But then I realized "oh wait, it's marine we're talking about here.."
preface it with 'she's kinda like hisoka'
wish my mom liked anime
ayame favorite song:
anisong, jpop
yes yes not otaku, definitely not
I mean if I lived in japan, what else am I supposed to listen to?
@@flaria185 j-rock, probably western, less likely but possibly traditional
but yea, mostly jpop :v
@@flaria185 In my case i'll probably be listening the same as i listen everyday, just closer. Like the Gazette, Unluky Morpheus, Aimer, Lisa, Band Maid, Kanon Wakeshima, Daoko, Garnidelia, Reol, Nocturnal Bloodlust, Kizu, etc.
@@flaria185 you could always be a freeaboo
@@flaria185 i mean, Japan has a huge rock scene, rap scene, metal scene, they even have musical genres that are a blend of traditional Japanese music with modern sensibilities(the closest most people in the US would equate it to is country).
There is also a gigantic electronic scene, both underground and mainstream in Japan. And thats not even touching non-Japanese music. A lot of older US rock bands have huge followings in Japan(even among the younger generations), kpop and Korean rap have decent footholds, and then there is contemporary music from the US, which usually has a sizeable(if modest) following in Japan.
1:42 I dont get why she's laughing though, is there something funny about Subarus portrait? They basically just copy pasted her youtube channel picture. I must be missing something here...
It's because it's different than the other Ryoma-faced pics, and thus way more realistic than the others.
Survey: What's your favorite activity?
Korone: Yes!
That is a very dog answer.
I like when Marine says her age is 17, the chat goes brrr
3:56 I’m quite sure thats a family drawing of okakoro with daughter risu
I was thinking the figures in the drawing looked familiar
I dont even know what to comment on.... But Marine really thinks Subaru is one of the smart kids? lol
That family picture Korone drew, I think that's her and Okayu getting served food by Marine? She is basically saying OkaKoro are married and Marine is their maid (maybe).
Saying Noel is the kindest does showcase that Marine really does understand Noel, despite claiming she can't get close to her. Noel always forgives her and never gets angry, no matter what stunts Marine pulls. She's empathetic and listens to people. Spot on Senchou.
Anyone know if there's a collection of all the profile cards translated so I can read them all leisurely?
well there's a guy translating it separately
Search on youtube "virtualyzm"
Polka just shot up in my favorites when she was already high because of her good taste in manga. seriously, read Chainsaw Man.
So much yes!! After what happened with Act-Age, honestly the only manga I read from Jump are Chainsaw man and One Piece.
chainsaw man is godlike. if you like that kind of stuff i recommend giving series like jujutsu kaisen and kaiju no 8 a try
Chainsawman is so good and when I saw polka recommend it my respect for her shot up
The burger King chapter and the Nobel Prize chapter are probably the greatest pieces of manga I have ever read.
@@minos7ss572 easily
It's nice to see Marine recognized MukiRose's obvious power level. She knows the score.
I like how Marine just casually wrote down her cheating partners then said it to everyone while marrying the most yandere member which is Rushia then even having children with her which is Aqua and Gura www (Ofcourse their child will be ocean/sea related)
Polka just keeps being the best at every chance she gets
I love polka's gap.
She's a depressed clown lmaoo, you can see one stream being literal hype, and the next dying inside.
"When I was in school I loved profile books."
Her middle aged office worker is showing.
for “ayameru” being translated “aya-mel”, i think korone wrote “ayameru” because it’s ojou’s nickname as it is a wordplay of “ayame” and “yameru” which means, to stop..?
Ayameru is a nickname Korone calls Ayame
I love how different each Profile card looks and that they represent the personality so well!
Also Gura being the child of Marine and Rushia - that is just perfect.
Marine, age 17
her viewers: 17 for how many years now?
"The smart ones : Subaru-senpai." meanwhile subaru : "Oh so 5 is 5 after all naruhodo!"
3:00
So what is your favourite activity?
Korone: yes
A doog indeed
Just wanna point out here that marine's the only one with list of cheating partners.
I love how much of an impression Gura has made on Marine. Though everyone love Gura, it just feels more personal with Marine through all the indirect interactions they've had.
Correction: Polka's title is Zachou (ringmaster) not shachou (president/chairman)
8:30 wait, okayu is a loli voice? i guess this goes back to her hobby of imagining things XD
Calli can make her own harem and everyone would fall for it.
Ps. Calli Ikemen ASMR when?
I don't know if Kiara likes this idea very much, until now the only one who has managed to get through her reinforced security is Miko who, as an Elite, has her eye on a bigger prize which is Takamori himself
She's too shy to even talk to them hahaha which is cute
"And Mio marries someone, which gives birth to me..."
*"I DONT REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO YOU"*
Its a shame that we didnt see the rest of POLs profile though
"Read Chainsawman!"
Polka is a woman of culture.
on Senchou's profile, I love that she just HAD to make the number 17 as BIG as possibly can lmfao
I'm getting a strong vibe that polka probably wants us to read chainsaw man
3:27 "Ayameru" is just Korone's nickname for Ayame, Mel has nothing to do with it.
Marine has very creative ideas for her streams, i like this idea a lot. Very entertaining
That whole stream, that whole idea.
It was all just an excuse to make her own profile card...
“Noel: Milk cow.”
Sasuga, Marine.
I love how Korone's response in Play (Asobi= to play) was "I LOVE!"
Korone: favorite sports: baseball and boxing
well then
*so that's how it goes if I talk with Okayu*
This BGM suites marine so much. Very mischievous sounding
When she said that she wanted to keep Miko as a pet, I just imagine it being Miko tied to a leash in her backyard screaming at her because she tied her up
The listeners' are very funny, i like the sakamoto and friend (20th and 21st century boys), too bad Senchou doesnt get the references
I gotta admit Calliope is cool, but sometimes an airhead
Wait, she didn't know that Koro-san actually practices boxing?
Ryoma's profile card is... amazing (that's an understatement). The precision and amount of detail that he did when he drawing himself, Calli, Watame, Okayu, Coco, and Noel, and especially Subaru's portrait is insane
Ryoma is a famous Japanese historical figure from the 19th century Meiji Restoration. It looks like someone copied the photo and his bio from his wikipedia page lol
2:22 Yoooo Korone and i share the same birthday
Not gonna lie, I cannot wait to see her collab with Gura
Not “Gyaru “
Marine got really excited abut Korone liking The Green Mile.
Ojou watches Horror on TV? The same one that freaked out over a broken Jibanyan alarm clock and starts to speak in Flute whenever she plays a horror game? *That* Ojou?
Imagine being Border officer, then some random people give you these.
Sister's Act?
The Whoopi Goldberg film?
It had recently aired on Japanese TV, along with a bunch of other 80's movies within recent years. Whenever one of these movies are aired on TV, content regarding those movies usually explode on JP Twitter and some of that content is hilarious.
This is quite enlightening seeing this book profiles or something. It just gives an overview of what type of person they're. Very amusing indeed.
I'd love to see more of this translated, haha.
I wonder how long it'll take for someone to compile all the data from these onto the wiki or something... It's already happened, right?
LOL I stumbled upon this video after someone posted the compiled data into my discord
Koro-san didn't mention yubi at all? *S U S*
READ CHAINSAW MAN
READ CHAINSAW MAN
READ CHAINSAW MAN
Age of Senchou: 17 yo season 2
Coco is one of the smart ones? えええええええええええ．．．
Wait whaaat - Senchou shares the same birthdate as me! I wonder if she also shares the same year with me as well? :D
Idk who that first guy is, but where's his channel so I can subscribe?
This stream was so good, she was speaking in a simple Japanese and pretty slowly, wich made it really understandable. Favorite stream by far.
【 even Ojou's handwriting still very neat, tidy and cute, why did she hurt my kokoro this way ? 】
Marine: Korone likes boxing and baseball, that's impressive
Me: No wonder her straight right punch gave us all those injuries
Lot of Hololive member put Calli on the Cool slot lol
9:17 Wait, so she is gura mother? That means she is older than gura?
I remember handing out a compilation of this for my classmates and friends to fill out back when I was in elementary school and it was called a "slum book" back in the 90's
age : 17
understandable 👌
She spent so much more time on hers than anyone else's. Good to know Senchou hasn't changed much
Korone is an alpha
Huh, didn't even know I shared the same birthday as a holo member
🤣 duck
Where did Marine got all of this?? Also when the girls wrote this im just so curious thanks!
Edit: okay i get now xD she just said in the beginning of the video lol
Profile book at School? Yup... she's around my age.. 17...2nd season..
Sakamoto Ryoma holostars debut when XD please, that profile was amazing omg XD
1:47
Is no one going to talk about there being a literal duck and how well the mood fits with the other images
"READ CHAINSAWMAN"
"READ CHAINSAWMAN"
I can't dude... My vanilla heart won't be able to handle it...
Maybe "suki" just IS Korone's "activity"?
Marine: "Age is: 17"
Everyone: *DOUBT*
I know not of who you are Sakamoto Ryoma but *bless you*
Korone?! Like boxing?! Is she actually Naoya INUe?
~bad puns are bad~
I'm surprised Marine likes Sister Act. That's a good film.